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I just can't believe this metal monster can do everything I can do.

You're a fine bookkeeper, Margaret.

The CompuCount's handling of our funds will increase the bank's efficiency by

80%. Right, Arnold?

That's right, Mr. Sanders. When I transfer the books on Monday, almost all

the accounting will be automatic.

We've got to change for the times, Harvey.

Anyway, after all these years, you could use the rest.

Oh, Miss Carlson.

There is something this computer can't do.

Monday's only three days away.

Why are you doing this?

Greed.

I want that $15 ,000 by Monday.

Go away.

Please, just leave me alone.

Oh, no.

I can't.

I've tried, but it's just too much.

Oh, you'll get it.

If you don't, you'll be in a lot of trouble.

Monday, Miss Carlson.

I know you'll come through.

I'm sorry. We'll just have to wait till I get back.

Hold all my calls, Dennis. All of them.

Thirty minutes late already.

Now, here's the number of Stoddard's New York office. If there are any

emergencies, I'm sure you can reach me there.

Now, does that cover everything?

Walter, I wish you'd relax. I'm sure the Clay Corporation will be able to

survive one weekend without you. I'm sorry. It's just that five of our new

projects hinge on whether I get that Stoddard grant.

And as Clay Corporation's chief fundraiser, so does your job.

I'll forget you said that.

Janice, I thought I told you... Who?

You're kidding.

Yes, yes, of course. Send her in.

When it rings.

Wally? Come in, Aunt Margaret.

Oh, I hope I'm not interrupting, but I called your house. No, you're not

interrupting at all.

It's just a little unexpected.

I swear you're still growing.

Aunt Margaret.

Oh, um...

Dan and Kate, excuse me. This is my Aunt Margaret.

Margaret, this is Dan and Kate Weston, two of my closest friends.

How do you do?

How do you do? Hello.

I came down on the bus to see you.

And maybe we could talk about something?

Well, what is it, dear?

It's very complicated.

I don't exactly know where to start.

Excuse me, Aunt Margaret.

In a minute.

I'm terribly sorry, Aunt Margaret, but, well, if I don't hurry, I'm going to

miss my plane to New York. Now, can we talk about this later in the week? Oh,

that will be too late.

Can't we... Now, listen, I'll be back from New York on Sunday. You tell me

you're staying, and I'll give you a call.

Staying? Well, I planned on staying with... Oh, maybe I'd better go home.

Walter?

Wally?

Your aunt shouldn't have to go all the way home. If you don't have a place to

stay, please come stay with us.

Oh, very kind of you, but I really shouldn't. Oh, we insist.

That's very nice, Kate, but... Everything will be fine, Walter.

Coming! Coming!

Aunt Margaret.

Goodbye, all. Goodbye, Walter.

16 across, capital of Mongolia. You know the capital of Mongolia?

No, do you?

Yes, Ulan Bator. Used to be Urga.

You know, Miss Carlson, we don't get many relaxed evenings at home like this.

It feels like you're part of our family. Well, then, for goodness sake, stop

calling me Miss Carlson or Margaret.

I'm Maggie to you two kids.

Maggie. It's the only nickname that seemed to fit me.

And Walter's your only family?

He's a little stodgy sometimes, but I love him.

Maggie, is something wrong?

I know you came to talk to Walter, but is there anything we can do?

Oh, no, Kate.

I think I just must be getting a little tired.

Do you have the time?

8 .30. Oh, I passed my bedtime.

I'm an early riser.

You go to bed late?

Oh, usually we do, but tonight will be an exception.

You said the room on the left.

Right, and the blue towel is yours.

Although, judging from the size of that bag, you probably brought your own.

Oh, no. Not my own towels.

Maggie, what are you carrying that thing? It's driving me crazy.

Oh, my embroidery.

Pin money. Just old lady things. Silly old lady things.

Good night, children.

Sweet dreams.

Good night. Good night.

Strange.

Yeah, I wonder what's bothering her.

Are you going to take your mask off?

No, I thought I'd leave it on while she's in the house, in case there's a

or something.

Yeah, well, in case there's a fire, you'd have no feet.

No, I thought of that, too.

I got socks on.

So you do, you dove.

What is it, Danny?

The way she acted tonight in Walter's office, she's worried, trying to hide

something.

Mm -hmm.

Good night, Doc.

I will want a taxi cab.

What is it?

Is it Maggie?

I don't know.

Come on.

Yeah, that's correct.

How long do you think it will be?

Just tell me, not the whole.

Drop in front of the house.

Who is she?

She said she was an early riser, but this is ridiculous.

Where are you going?

I don't know. Wherever she takes me.

Sweetheart, that's spying.

No, it's not. It's concern.

Ladies of her age should not be taking secret taxi rides in the middle of the

night. I'll call you when we get there.

Expecting a fire, Dr. Weston?

What?

Evening, ma 'am. Evening,

Maggie.

Hi, Maggie.

Hi, Mickey.

Evening, Maggie. Tex? A little late.

Oh, I had a small problem getting away.

Yes, ma 'am. You didn't call until Friday.

I almost invited someone else. I thought your losing streak might have scared

you away. Oh, no.

Tonight I feel like a winner.

Even boy, I'm a What do you have usual?

Yes, please.

All right, give me a pot of tea Jack

And

Maggie

let's play poker

500. See you, Maggie.

And up five.

I'm in, Maggie.

I'll call.

Read them and wait.

Looks like I've got enough for one more hand.

Hello? Kate?

Sweetheart, where are you?

I'm at a place called Texas.

It's a bar.

Maggie's in the back room playing poker.

Poker? That sweet little old lady?

Is she winning?

Hardly. So far, she's been swindled out of nearly $10 ,000.

The others are cheating.

I want to see if I can put...

You mean you're going to help her to eat?

I thought you said you would never.

Well, it's different.

It's the only way.

I've got to go.

I guess that does me in.

Unless you'll accept my marker.

More than happy to, Maggie. Like trusting my own mother.

There you go.

Ten thousand.

You must have mighty fine hands.

I'm in.

Ten thousand.

Come on.

I'll give you three grand.

I call and raise you $2 ,000.

There's three and two.

Tex, are you still in?

Yes, ma 'am. Yes, ma 'am.

Is anything the matter, Tex?

I said I called.

I'm out.

You're what? Shut up, Slick. Two pair, eight is high.

Whee!

Oh, I knew my luck had changed. I knew it. I knew it. Your deal, Maggie.

I hope you're going to give us a chance to win some of this back.

dealer's choice let's play baseball nines and threes are wild a three comes

and you match the puck a four and you get an extra card oh and what i jacks

with it

Bailey? What time is it? It's a little after seven.

I had to walk all the way home.

There's nothing I like better than a nice cold cup of coffee.

What happened?

Where's Maggie?

Oh, Maggie? I imagine she's on her way on a bus on the way back to Harperville

by now.

$20 ,000 the better. $20 ,000? You helped her win $20 ,000?

Mm -hmm. And from real pros.

It's not the first time she's been there.

You know they've been cheating her all along.

Hey, did you keep this fire going just for me?

Uh, yes.

Oh, it feels marvelous.

You know, that still doesn't explain why she went off without saying goodbye.

Well, who knows?

All right, it's all over now.

It was none of our business in the first place.

Danny. What? We're going to Harperville. No, you're going to Harperville. I'm

going to bed. Oh, no. Now, we owe it to Walter.

She's a very sweet lady, but what if something's really wrong?

We don't even know where she lives.

Well, Harperville couldn't have more than a thousand people in it. We'll look

up in the book.

Okay, but you drive.

Okay, I'll drive.

This is the place.

Walter said something about her father left her the house.

Oh.

11 ,034.

11 ,035.

11 ,036. 11 ,037.

11 ,038.

11 ,000.

$39 ,000?

$11 ,000?

Oh, dear.

I'll bet that's Annabelle. I told her she could get her quart of milk next

It's Daniel and Kate.

Coming!

Coming! Coming!

Maggie, is something wrong?

Won't you come in?

Thank you.

What a nice surprise.

Well, place is a little messy, but won't you sit down?

Thank you.

We were worried about you. Oh, I'm fine.

Fine?

Pretty jar.

What's it for?

Candy. Mind if I have a piece? Well, wouldn't you rather have some tea?

Oh, fine, fine.

No sugar.

Oh, cups and saucers.

You know, I was going to call you this morning about last night.

You see, it was my oven.

I remembered that I'd left it on and I just had to get home.

There you are.

Oh, could I hang that up for you?

Oh, oh, please.

This is really quite a surprise, you know. I haven't had house guests in

Oh, your tea.

Maggie.

Kate, would you like cream and sugar?

Oh, nothing, thank you.

Maggie, what about all this money?

I have tomato juice, if you'd rather.

Maggie, the money.

Money? Yes, the money.

It's falling out of the china cabinet. It's coming out of the closets.

It's everywhere We know about the poker you

do But where did you get the money to begin with?

He'll never know.

I think you better start from the beginning.

and Mr. Sanders decided to modernize the bank with one of those computers.

A bookkeeping computer.

But I didn't have enough money to retire.

No pension?

All I had was my life savings.

$5 ,043.

Now, I'm a fairly good poker player.

I mean... playing for 30 years, and I'd been beating the pants off Len Carter

and all those local boys.

And they thought that I should go to the city.

They thought that I could make enough to retire in style.

And a truck driver gave me the address of a big city game.

He called them, told them I was coming.

They said I'd need money, lots of it, before I could even get in the door.

So I brought all my savings.

And I lost it all the first night.

Promise you won't tell him.

So I borrowed money from the bank.

Borrowed?

Well, I guess that's what you call it.

Every day, I took the cash count at the bank.

and entered it in the ledger.

And when no one was looking, I borrowed a few dollars.

And then I'd adjust the ledger so it would look like the money was there.

You mean... You mean you embezzled the money?

Well, just until I won enough at poker to pay it back.

Well, did you win?

No.

I kept losing. and I kept borrowing.

How much?

Well, I lost 20 and I borrowed 30.

I had a little left over.

30?

30 ,000?

Well, does anyone know about this?

Who?

Arnold! Arnold?

as I was preparing books to be transferred to the computer.

Oh, I've got enough on you to send you to jail for the rest of your life and

part of your next.

You're a nice lady, intelligent. I think you might be interested in a reasonable

proposition.

Half. I want half of everything you've taken.

$15 ,000.

If I don't have it by Monday, I'm going to add all of the money we've stolen to

the accountable cash memory in the computer.

Mr. Sanders and the police will be anxious to find out where that money's

Monday, Midcourt.

The only way I could raise the money to pay that dirty young man off was by

playing poker.

What do we do, Dan? She'll go to prison.

I can see the headlines now.

Embezzling auntie uses Clay Corporation director to cover poker -playing sprees.

Walter could lose his job.

Well, not if I pay the bank back.

Now that I've got the money, I can put it back the same way I got it out. What

about Arnold?

He's not going to let you go, even if you pay him off.

He's going to blackmail you for the rest of your life.

Blackmail? Is there a way out?

Yes, there is.

Arnold... Tomorrow he's going to program the amount of stolen cash into the

computer.

We have until then to get the money back into the bank without anyone knowing

it. How?

Yeah, well, it's a lot of cash.

Maggie, is the bank safe on a time lock?

It opens at 9 .30 and closes at 4.

Oh, well, that plans out.

Oh, even my special talents can't get us through a steel door.

Then we're out of alternatives.

Oh, no.

There is one.

We go in there tomorrow in broad daylight and we rob the bank.

Only we put the money in instead of taking the money out.

A heist?

A heist.

Where do we start?

Well, the first thing to do is to case the joint.

Case the joint?

Case the joint.

Is this the only entrance?

I'm afraid so.

And the guard stands right beside you.

There's a vault in the far corner.

There's a vault in the far corner.

There won't be too many people. Not at 10 o 'clock in the morning.

But you don't have to worry.

This place is run by a bunch of little old ladies.

What about the alarm system?

Silence. Good morning, Mabel.

It's hooked to a buzzer at the police station.

We'll have to do something about that.

Look, how does this sound?

It's only an idea, mind you, but if you go into the bank as a customer with the

money on you, I can play the robber.

I take you and Maggie into the vault as hostages.

You unload the cash, and I think we're home free.

Oh, but how will you get out? The police will be here in minutes.

In a moment of this, I am sure, I will softly and suddenly vanish away.

Very good.

Thank you.

How much time will you need?

Around ten minutes, depending on the ticker.

Night, day?

Yeah, I know.

Yeah.

How long do you think it'll take?

Eight minutes.

Six or seven, depending on the guard.

Bank's run by a bunch of little old ladies.

It's a piece of cake.

Mine is the one with mustard and pickle.

That's it.

You and you.

Now, I need a mask.

A mask?

Yes, a disguise.

I don't want to be recognized.

Oh, they have them at Carters 5 and 10. They open at 9. Oh, good. And I need

some robbers' black clothes.

And pass me a coffee before I fall asleep.

Before it gets too late, don't you think you should, uh... Unhook the alarm?

Yeah, it's under the desk sergeant's desk, you said.

Uh -huh. What are you going to do, Walker? right into the police station?

Yep.

Well, I never...

Hello?

Oh, hello, Wally.

Yes, I just got off the plane.

Oh, it was a rousing success.

Thank you, Aunt Margaret.

Listen, do you happen to know where Dan and Kate Weston might be?

I've been trying to get a hold of them. I wanted to tell them the good news.

Dan and Kate?

Oh, they're up here with me.

Yes.

Oh, well, he's not here. He went out for some cigarettes.

Oh,

well,

I'd better let you talk to Kate.

Hello?

Oh, yes, Walter.

Congratulations.

Oh, Dan, we're just out for a walk.

Yeah, it's a beautiful town.

Walter, gotta go now. Bye -bye.

Janice, cancel all of my appointments for today, Monday.

And if there are any emergencies, I'll be at my aunt's house in Harborville.

On second thought, if there are any emergencies...

Just say I'm on.

Hey, Murphy.

Hey, Murphy.

Here you are, Danny.

This will warm you up.

Thank you.

You mean he really didn't see you?

No. I can't understand that.

Sergeant Murski is usually so very alert.

Oh, it's probably Annabelle.

It's him. Who?

Yes, you can. We'll be right here.

Go on.

What do you want?

Oh, I just dropped by to remind you about tomorrow.

Have you got it?

No.

I told you what I do, old lady.

You want to rot in jail, die there.

You're a dirty little man, and I'm not going to give you one penny.

You want trouble?

You've got it. You get out of my house. Get out. You get out. Get out. Get out.

He'll get his tomorrow.

Ah, there it is.

Don't get much call for these except on Halloween.

Funny though, it's been a real hot item lately.

It's the third one I've sold this week.

Good morning, ma 'am.

Coming. Right on time.

Did you get it?

You're on. See you later. Alligator.

In a while, crocodile.

Sweetheart? I'm in the kitchen.

Do you have to use this gun?

What good's a robber without a gun?

Oh, empty the bullets out, will you?

What good's a gun without the bullet?

How do I look?

Charming. I don't think my mother would approve, though.

Maggie's expecting us in 15 minutes.

How are you going to become invisible without her seeing you?

It's easy.

Just make sure that she leaves the vault before we do. And we'll get my clothes

out the same way we get the money in.

You know, sweetheart, we must be crazy.

I love Maggie. I think she's sweet and wonderful.

But if we don't pull this off, we're the ones going to go to jail.

I know. Well, at least you will.

I'll have a way of getting out.

Oh, but don't worry. I'll come and visit you.

reconsider. Never.

We're right on time.

Where's Danny?

All right, everybody, this is a stick -up.

Aha!

Aha! I'll call on you. Down on the floor. Here. Face down.

That's it. Now, don't anybody move, and nobody will get hurt.

All right, everybody, down on your faces.

On the floor. Move!

I don't think I can lie face down on the floor.

All right, will you come with me?

You two!

All right, take me to the vault.

It's this way.

Hold it!

You two, bull...

On the floor.

All right.

Move it out.

Oh, thank you. Don't worry,

it's not loaded.

Somebody just came in. What?

Aunt Margaret?

Anybody?

It's Walter. Who?

Why? Oh, no. What am I going to do?

Tell him lie down on the floor.

Oh.

He'll recognize me.

Wrong mask.

Who? Come on, help me.

Harperville Police. Mirsky.

Yes, Mr. Sanders.

What? The alarm in your house went off.

No, sir. Ours didn't ring here at all.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. We'll get right over there and check it.

Holy Toledo.

The bank?

All right, please. This is a stick -up.

I said this is a stick -up. We know.

Okay. Hit the siren. Let's go.

The money, punk, now!

Don't shoot me, please.

Move it!

I'll do anything you say.

Who are

you?

I'm Frankenstein. Who are you?

I'm Frankenstein.

Take it off.

Too fast.

I said take it off.

Right. You exist.

Probably Danny. Keep going, dear.

What is this? It's the cops.

Albert,

am I glad to see you.

Did you get them? I got here as quickly as I could.

There's one in the vault. They've got Maggie and another lady.

All right.

Everybody stand back.

Don't you think it's time you disappeared?

I've got to get out.

Oh, now.

Don't be ridiculous.

You can't shoot your way out with an unloaded gun.

All it'll do...

Private? These men try to rob my bank.

Kate? Hi, Walter.

Sergeant. I know you're upset, ma 'am, but we've got to do this now.

Take his mask off. But, Sergeant...

Take his off.

But, Sergeant, believe me, I... Take his off.

Sergeant, really, you mustn't, shouldn't. You never can tell who it

who it might not be.

This man has been in my bank for a week installing a computer.

A hoax.

He was casing the place for a robbery.

All right, let's move him up.

Maggie, I forgot something in the vault.

Kate. Get back to the middle, Walt.

Hey, Trey. Hey, Dr. Weston. Danny?

Danny, if you ever do that again, I'll kill you. I may not be able to see you,

but I will kill you.

Are you listening?

Danny?

when the bank's officials checked the vault, it was found to contain $10 ,000

more than was listed on the computer ledger prior to the robbery.

Police still don't know if John Arnold, a computer expert and alleged inside

man, had anything to do with the robbery, but it appears that he is

juggling the computer's figures, and that is a federal offense.

Investigators also discovered several other irregularities in the bank's

accounting books.

However, bank president Robert Sanders stated that...

In light of Margaret Carlson's heroism, these irregularities are unimportant.

As long as the bank's in operation, Maggie Carlson will have a job. She is a

courageous, trusted employee.

How about that?

Irregularities. I wonder what he meant by that.

And, Margaret, I am very impressed.

Thank you, Wally.

I still don't understand it all.

I'm just glad it's over.

Dan, I know that Kate was in the vault, but where were you?

Dan?

What? Where were you when all of this was happening?

Me? Oh, uh... I was at a costume party.

Well, I think this calls for a celebration.

Aunt Margaret, do you have any of those bottles of champagne left over from your

birthday? Yes.

They're in the top kitchen.

I'll get them. You stay right there.

The top kitchen, Kevin?

I did some.

Aunt Margaret!

This is your lucky day.

Look what I found.