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It's really

hard

for us, speaking for me, to see girls.

We've got to bring in the new year. We've stuck with us at all because of

stupid plague that's going around.

Plague.

Fast flu.

Plague, yeah.

I mean, like, I don't want to get sick at a party. Who cares?

Yeah, I don't think it's about 2020.

It's over.

Yeah, I know.

2020.

Pretty much.

That pretty much applies.

I brought up COVID and a divorce.

Hello.

I don't know.

At least you girls would see us the other day. I'm pretty happy about that

We're being adults.

Well, we've got to figure out how to make the best of it.

We've got some campaign, so... We're in the... It's like 12, but... Maybe

we should put the music on.

That would be... You know what?

I don't think you're going to laugh at this one.

I haven't flown dance in probably 25 years.

Is that bad or what?

I mean, people don't fly dance anymore. They do that. You go to nightclubs and

you pick a girl and you do that. We call it the erection section.

Where it's not really what they call it.

You get to like 2 .30 and then that last half hour the DJ would slow it down.

And you'd look at the girl in the aisle all night, and you'd grab her, and you'd

try to... I think it's really a lost art, because I really fell in love with

small little girl's back, because when you're slitting, you're holding.

And every once in a while, you're going to be able to let your hand down a

little bit.

I'm sure I will be seeing that kind of thing.

I don't want to hear this. Maybe a little bit.

I really miss that.

I miss the girls that tried to make sure that they made you wake up down there

when you were...

Well, I never had that. Well, where was you going? What pub were you going to?

Why haven't you been to the wrong one?

Dad.

Yeah, hi.

Who's that?

Who has an info?

This is all these abbreviations. I'm so lost. L -O -L -T -F -F -F -F -F -F -F -F

-F -F -F -F -F -F -F -F -F -F -F -F -F -F -F -F -F

-F

You know, we're going to do it. Well, if you are, I bet you need to talk to them

on the phone. I'm way better at coaching than I am at doing whatever they do.

Well, then it's game on.

Let's do it then. So you teach us. You teach us on the phone, yeah.

You teach us how to understand emojis and how to send in reactions and kid

We'll tell you where to speak, I guess.

Okay. All right. We'll watch it out. Okay. With music.

We'll look at times.

You guys ready to go over there?

Ready for this one? Yeah, yeah, go, go, go, go.

Isn't it weird when you hear a song and it literally takes you back to that

moment, that moment you heard that song for the first time, you're like, oh my

god. Yeah, my palms are getting sweaty already.

That's a great track, I love it, I love it. So, um, are you ready?

Actually, wherever you want. I mean, I don't know. Oh, he's doing very old

-fashioned. That's too old -fashioned for me.

If you don't really like the guy, this is a good way. Yeah, no, yeah. I don't

like it. Yeah, don't. We can make it a bit more like hand in the middle of the

bag. I don't do like it. There you go.

That's good.

So, I would let you know if your hands are here.

That's okay.

Oh, no.

Not at all.

Not at all.

I like it like this.

Yeah.

Well, you two look at each other cool.

Isn't that bad?

You two, there's a problem with something else, wouldn't you?

There's also this new gear gauntlet.

I don't think that's right. Well, you don't talk about this at all, do you?

I'm talking about... Oh, you mean, oh, okay, when you get in and you kind of...

Isn't that what you did here?

Ah,

I know, I know, I know. The groin knee.

The groin and thigh are the trick.

So you're looking out for us.

Well, yeah, even on the move.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm so sorry 2020 was so hard.

Well, I mean, it was harder than you.

Yeah.

We'll get through it.

I mean, I know this entire year, but, you know, we won't watch it.

Forget about her.

The more time I get to spend with you, the better.

Yeah, and I'll be here.

Well, like I said, forget about it.

Thanks for helping.

I know it's been a hard time with me and your mother, so I'm glad you can't take

it to my side, but it's been great for me.

Yeah, well, of course, I'm always here for you.

Mom sucks anyway.

Well, I've used to think that, but I think it might be fine.

She's kind of psycho a little bit.

Yeah, you should have told her last week when you wasn't here.

That was very scary.

But anyway, forget about her and just think about next year. Yeah, next year.

In the next 20 minutes. Yeah, it's going to be a good one.

It may get a good one, Joanne.

Definitely.

Any boys in your life these days?

No, no, no.

No?

I'm sure there'll be more in your life very soon. I mean, you're quite the

catch, I would say, aren't you? You're going crazy.

Do you know him?

No more talking about any of that.

That's it. Very more light hearted. Yeah.

Do we have a light?

No more.

Down talk, we're just... Oh, yeah, let's throw some new music right here.

Oh, we don't get on this path of playing now, do we? What are you putting on?

Well, you know, something more our generation.

Okay. I've never heard this before.

Do you know what this is? Oh, my God, I love this.

Uh, yeah, I think, I think maybe, can we maybe do this?

Which, what's the name?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You can do whatever you were doing with your.

What are you going to call this?

Well, this is twerking.

All right.

No, I'm taking.

Twerking is extra twerkly back there. Yeah.

Wow.

Do you do this in clubs too?

It's all well and good.

That's what we do.

We have to dance. We have to dance.

We did it.

And now they just do this thing. And we've got no friction. Well, it takes

talent. Well, I could do it, so I guess it's talent.

Try. Come on.

Show me again. Show me again. Is it a way to twerk?

Yeah, like just do blow.

No, you just do blow.

That is not accessible for a dog.

Oh, yeah.

Tell me about it. It's been a, yeah, it's been a desert.

I need an oasis right now.

It's the wet spot in the desert.

You know, with that, I think I should probably break open some shelves.

It's all going to wet spots.

Okay. It's a good year.

I don't even care what year it is. I don't even care what year it is.

This is my favorite song. This is your favorite song?

You've got to dance with me. Come on.

Okay, what are we doing?

Side to side.

All right. Is that it?

Well, you stay here, and then I'll go down. Okay.

I'm going to talk to him. He seems to know what he's doing.

Yeah.

If everyone can go down, we'll see what we can do.

There you go.

Oh, it's you. Come on, come on, come on.

Yeah,

this is fun.

I can't do it so much that you're not there.

Stop.

Thank you.

Oh, you're looking so good.

Yeah, we're right.

Yes, second date, second date.

Forget about her.

Yeah, we're all forgetting about the past.

Yeah. Keeping us all in happy and, you know, keeping us from being, like, I

don't know, lonely.

Well, how can I say? This isn't very nice.

Oh, they are getting close.

That's it.

Let's move down, Phil. Let's get that one. Let's bring these monsters along.

Here we go.

Monster you. Monster you.

Monster you.

Over there.

Okay, ready?

Five, four, three...

These are for... Really?

...after a break.

Those glasses I bought, they're like 30 double D.

Now we have to think about boobs when we drink our coffee. Yes, to boobs.

To boobs. Cheers.

Hello, girls.

It's a better song.

It's a much better song.

Much better song.

They're used to it. I should have put the glass on, but I keep breaking them.

Happy New Year. Happy New Year.

Your lips remind me of your mother's.

Happy New Year. Happy New Year, darling.

You know what? I

have a kiss for you. Happy New Year.

Happy New Year, darling. Happy New Year.

Happy New Year.

Oh, I think we should have a drink.

Yeah, Happy New Year. You know, Happy New Year.

Cheers.

That's a lot better, close friends.

Better than these kids today.

Wow.

That was a good time.

Well,

when we were kids, this would have been a big deal now. It would have been a

huge deal.

I think I am thinking what you're thinking.

What are you thinking?

Okay.

Okay.

This is... Jimmy, what are you doing?

I think she's the leader of the pack right now.

Okay.

His thumbs are kind of flimsy, but I'm not giving him that one.

Yeah.

That's my shirt.

I feel a little bit better now.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck, yeah.

Oh, shit.

How's my daughter doing over there?

She's got a family name.

I don't think you can say that yet.

Thank you.

Oh, shit.

I want to get up here and put it in my mouth.

There we go. There we go.

Yeah, I was watching them.

Oh God, this is so good.

Oh God.

Oh my God.

It's okay to be dead. I think so.

I don't know.

I mean, we thought we'd show you the trick.

Thought we'd do that.

Thought we'd show you the trick now.

See ya.

See ya.

That's good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck yeah, that's it.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

That's good.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

I love

it. I love that shit.

Oh,

shit.

Long as she's doing a good job for you.

Oh.

Yes.

She's going to go right underneath this.

She's going to eat up. Yeah, that's what she's going to do.

Yeah.

That's small.

I like that.

Yeah. Look at that.

Oh,

my God.

Yeah, perfect.

A lot under there.

Yeah, look at that.

That's like you, isn't it?

Yeah. Oh, look at that.

Look how pretty that looks.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, God, yes.

Yes.

Oh, God,

I can't get it back in.

Can you get it back in there? Get it back in there. Thank you. Hold on. I

bit of help.

Oh, yeah, there it is.

So good.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

So fucking good.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, baby.

Yes.

Yes, that's it.

Oh. Oh,

dear. Sorry.

Oops, my mistake.

Let's try and get it back in there, shall we? There we are. Yeah. There it

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Let go quickly, Kimmy. Come on, get down there.

Don't be a lazy girl.

Here you go.

Yeah.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, shit.

Sorry, my ball was a bit low on there.

Apologize for that, darling.

What can I tell you?

Yes.

Come here, darling. You should have your back to her.

Love those balls too. I like a lot of attention down there. There you go.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes. Keep going. Oh, you look so good with my cock in your mouth, baby.

That's all the way. You want some cum?

Give me how much you want.

Oh, yes.

No. No.

Happy bloody new year. Yeah, happy new year.

Yeah.

Pop some corks tonight.

I know.