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'Ave Maria'
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She is risen.
Olivia!
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Shared bathroom!
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CROWD SHOUTING
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Trans people are people!
Trans people are people!
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Trans people are people!
Trans people are people!
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Trans people are people!
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Trans people are people!
Trans people are...
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It's all over social media.
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Did you not think to check
the advert before it went up? No.
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How am I supposed to do an accurate
stock check of the mushrooms
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when there's new ones
growing on the old ones?
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I'm a bit busy
to focus on fungus, Linda!
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I've got a car park
full of activists
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planning an all-night protest!
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THUMP,
SHE SCREAMS
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On the bright side, Simon, that was
definitely one of our tomatoes.
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I can tell - it had
a real Pellocks quality to it.
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Stop it.
Sorry.
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I thought I was saving the company
money, you know?
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One billboard, two products.
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Ladies' razors and condoms
side by side.
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"Legs so smooth,
you're gonna need protection."
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Just... It's clever, it's clever.
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At its heart, it's clever!
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It says, "Ladyboys, get out."
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SIMON GROANS
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Oh, no. This is a bloody nightmare.
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I fully support transgender people,
all right? I just... I just...
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I want that out there.
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Er, my mum, she...
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..she dressed me like a little girl
till I was five or six, so...
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..I get it, you know, I get it.
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Don't.
OK, this... this can be recovered!
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Erm, what's the quickest way to show
we're a fully inclusive workplace?
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SHE CLICKS FINGERS
Beefy Linda?
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Don't know.
Nothing? You ain't got nothing?
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Er, I work here.
Oh, my God.
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Erm... Ah, right!
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Erm, does anyone know
any transgenders?
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I'll look it up.
"Transgender woman in my area."
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Oh, I was not expecting that.
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Let me see.
Erm...
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No, no, I haven't finished.
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Ah... Hmm...
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HE EXHALES
Of course.
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Yeah, but I'm just saying,
most women sit down to wee.
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Most women have no comeback
to an unsolicited dick pic.
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At least I can
aggressively reciprocate.
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Look, can you please
tidy up after yourself?
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I haven't got time
to restack shelves.
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I've gotta get to work to...
restack shelves.
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No way you're destroying
the Blood Chimera on your own.
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So call in sick and help me.
Well, I'm not sick.
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Well, I've seen
your anime collection.
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Agree to disagree.
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All I'm saying, Thomas,
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is it feels like you don't wanna
hang out with me any more.
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Liv, I work nights.
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It's not my fault
you choose to start your day at 9pm.
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Unless, of course,
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you've confused being transgender
with Transylvanian.
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Anyway, what's the point
of you dolling yourself up every day
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just to sit on your arse?
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Get out, meet people.
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Thomas, why would I wanna
leave this flat
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when all of my favourite people
are right here?
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Well, look, seeing as you are up,
it's now officially three months.
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I thought it would be a good time
to pick up that conversation
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about you contributing to rent.
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Tomothy, I would love to contribute,
I really would.
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I'm not gonna do that, though,
and I'm gonna tell you why.
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That's because
I have very recently decided
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that I am, in fact, saving up for
the old gender realignment surgery.
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I thought you didn't want a vagina.
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You said you were scared
of a bee flying up in it.
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Oh, who are you, my gynaecologist?
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Cos it sounds like
you're accusing a transgender woman
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of lying about her desire
to acquire a clunge
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just to get out of paying the rent,
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which is definitely not
what's happening.
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How are you gonna pay
for the surgery without a job?
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Oh, I'll just get a job, shall I?
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I'll just go get myself a job,
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like that's the most normal thing
in the world.
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Thomas, if someone wants to call up
and give me a job,
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I'll take that job,
but that is never gonna happen.
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HE SIGHS
Yeah.
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Right, I'm off. How do I look?
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Like the Milky Bar Kid.
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After a long,
drawn-out battle with...
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DOOR CLOSES
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..heroin.
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SHE SIGHS
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KEY RATTLES IN DOOR
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Oh, my God, I can't believe
you missed me so much.
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Liv, grab one
of my uniforms and get changed.
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There's no time to explain.
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Yes, there is.
Oh, for God's sake, fine.
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You are now a proud member of the
Pellocks supermarket night shift.
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And I...
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Pause for dramatic effect.
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..am your new supervisor.
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Trans people are people!
Trans people are people!
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# La-la-la, la-la-la
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# La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
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# La-la-la, la-la-la
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# It sounds like cha-ching
When I walk in
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# Boom, bam
Let my money do all of the
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# Talking is cheap
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# So think before you speak
Cos you can't even afford it
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# All I ever need, all I ever want
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# Fell asleep in the sky
Woke up in New York
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# Wall Street kind of vibe
And they buy my stock
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# Going up, going up, going up... #
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Welcome to the night shift.
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While the customer snores,
we sweep up the floors.
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OK.
A little motto, isn't it?
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Yeah, it's something.
A credo, a ditty.
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I don't know what you wanna call it.
We wrote it.
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It's fun, isn't it?
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It's just a fun...
I have fun.
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We have fun.
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Welcome to the ship.
THEY LAUGH
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Now, listen, going forward,
do you prefer Olivia or Liv?
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I think I would prefer
to be at home,
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pleasuring myself to a VHS
of the 1998 musical Cats.
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Now, uh, Thomas tells me
that you are saving up for ge...
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er, gender reassignment surgery.
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Tell us something about that.
Am I?
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I am, yep.
No, you're right, I am, er...
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Can't wait. It's gonna be great.
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OK. Now, tell me, I... I mean...
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..you don't have to, but...
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..is that the carrot or the tatties?
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The thing.
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# Ahh! #
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Oh, great, there's a book
Et voila, madame.
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The Pellocks Employee Handbook.
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65 sizzling pages
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of safety guidelines
and interpersonal etiquette.
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Strap in, it's a real page-turner.
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I haven't got so lost in a book
since Harry Potter.
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Have you read those?
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Pay no mind to the noise outside.
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Erm, there's been
a bit of a misunderstanding,
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but, rest assured,
we here at Pellocks
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are a fully inclusive workforce.
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THUMP
Hitler!
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We want trans rights!
Can you get that?
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We want trans rights now!
Come out here, you pellock!
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Fascist!
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We want you to be as loud
and as proud as you like.
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And to that end, perhaps you'd like
to put something up on your socials
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about how proud you are
to be part of the Pellocks rainbow,
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hashtag "we are Pellocks",
hashtag "competent management",
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something like that.
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And, of course,
if there's anything we can do
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to make your time here at Pellocks
even more inclusive,
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my door is always open to you,
and...
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and that is because I've...
I lost my key.
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- Like, I don't wanna shut it cos I...
- ..I might not get back in.
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I'm glad you mentioned inclusivity
there, Simon,
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because, well,
I don't know about you, Millie,
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but I, like you...
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I like you, too!
OK.
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I, like you, am a woman,
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and as a woman, I noticed
a lot of phallic produce
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on the way into the store
this evening.
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Your bananas, your bratwursts,
your aubergines.
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I mean, Simon, come on,
what are we doing here?
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HE LAUGHS
I-I'm completely lost.
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Well, you know,
as a trans-gentrified individual,
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I was born with a penis
that I didn't ask for.
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Do you really think a woman like me
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wants to be reminded of that
all bloody night long?
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No, I don't.
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Hmm, OK, so...
HE CHUCKLES
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..what I think you're saying is,
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I should remove everything from
the store that looks like a penis?
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Man's a genius.
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Yes. Yes, I am, Miss Pussy.
MILLIE GIGGLES
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Liv, as your supervisor,
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I forbid you to quit
on the first night.
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I simply forbid it.
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Oh, stand back, everyone, he's got
a little plastic name badge.
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Tom, why didn't you tell me
I was a prop?
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The only reason
they're offering me this job
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is cos they're obviously going
through some sort of PR shitstorm,
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and Simon wants to wheel me out
like a prized transgender ham.
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Look, just give it a chance, OK?
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Sixty-five weeks from now,
when you've saved up for your GRS,
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you can shove your shiny new vagina
in my face.
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That... came out wrong.
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What you said to Simon
about the male-dominated workspace
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was so inspiring.
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I look up to you so much.
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OK, probably gonna
leave that one alone.
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Uh, Liv, this is Millie.
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You two have already met, obviously.
Erm, Linda. Olivia.
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So, you're a woman.
You should see me park a car.
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Linda, Olivia is
just as hard-working,
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responsible, and deserving
to be here as anyone else.
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LIV CHUCKLES
No, I'm not.
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I've already had my hours cut
this month,
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and now I've got
to make room for you.
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I'm sick of you lot shoving
your PC-ness down our throats.
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Well, it's pronounced "penis",
but she's got a point, Thomas.
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I mean, how much more bloody diverse
does this place wanna be?
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We look like the set-up to a joke
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that would get you uninvited
to Christmas dinner.
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Sorry, ladies,
I just need to quickly go...
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Liv, please,
I'm asking you as a friend.
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Simon's my boss, and this is
an opportunity to impress him.
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Plus, you said if you got
offered a job, you'd take it.
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Please don't quit.
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LIV EXHALES
Fine.
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Thank you.
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But I can't help if I get fired.
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Wait, what?
W-W-Why would you get fired?
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Spoken like a man
with zero imagination.
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Liv, you won't get fired
if you follow the rules.
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Olivia...
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look me in the eye and promise me
you're going to follow the rules.
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Let the games begin.
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CROWD CHANTING
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CHANTING CONTINUES
OUTSIDE
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Ha!
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Oh, for f...
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"Rule one -
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"employees are encouraged
to be proactive
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"when it comes
to replenishing stock."
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TOM SIGHS
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Oh, for... Grr!
HE EXHALES
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"Rule 21 - staff doors must
remain closed at all times."
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SIGHS
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GRUNTS,
WHIMPERS
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"If you see something obstructing
an aisle, remove it immediately."
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Oh, would you look at that?
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A for effort, Liv,
but you're in my world now.
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And I've got eyes
in the back of my head.
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Oh! You are sucking all the fun
out of this game.
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What game? At what point did I...?
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Hold that thought.
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You weren't thinking about
throwing these all away, were you?
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No, God, no. No, no, no.
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What, er...? What would you suggest
we do with them?
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Well, I mean...
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it's not enough to simply throw
all the phalluses away, Simon.
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You must publicly destroy them
in front of the naysayers,
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prove to the world
how Pellocks feels
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about transgender women.
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To think I was gonna donate all this
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to a homeless shelter like an idiot.
HE CHUCKLES
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While I've got you, there are some
bath bombs in the toiletry section
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that look an awful lot
like testicles.
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I'm so sorry. Beefy, change of plan!
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Come on.
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Will you make up
your bloody mind?
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You were saying? At what point
did I give you the impression
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that your employment here
is a life-size game of Mouse Trap?
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When you told me I couldn't
get fired if I followed the rules.
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Excellent premise.
Challenge accepted.
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Why are you so annoyed
by the situation?
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Cos I didn't even want you here!
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This is where I come
to escape your insanity.
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But Pellocks needed
a transgender woman,
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and, lo and behold,
there was one mooching on my sofa.
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This is a job, Olivia.
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
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CLAMOURING
Guys! Guy... People, please!
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If you just watch the demonstration,
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I wish to make Pellocks' position
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on transgender women very clear.
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Very clear.
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CROWD HUSHES,
HE SNIFFS
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Bah!
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Huh?
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CLAMOURING
Trans rights!
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Please! Stop. Stop.
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Please, please, stop shouting.
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Grr!
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Peoples! Thems! I don't know!
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I'm trying to be inclusive. Just...
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OK.
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A willy!
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We want a say!
We want trans rights!
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I don't know what you want!
I don't know...
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Grr! Come on!
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ALARM RINGS
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Ah...
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Fuck! Oof!
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What? Oh, my God!
294
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Beefy, deploy!
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Oh, no.
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EXPLOSION
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ELECTRICAL BUZZING
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Agh!
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CHANTING CONTINUES
OUTSIDE
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So, you...
you settling in all right?
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Good.
302
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,960
You know, that little stunt
you pulled with the fire alarm,
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it's... it's a sackable offence.
304
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I know, right?
It's like, "Knock, knock."
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"Who's there?" "Being responsible."
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"Not today, thanks very much."
307
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,960
Enough. Enough, all right? Erm...
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00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,800
HE EXHALES DEEPLY
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I'm really sorry
to have to say this, but...
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I'm afraid you're fired, Thomas.
311
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,960
Thomas? What?!
Yeah, what?!
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Well, you are Liv's supervisor.
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00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:10,960
Simon, I...
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Fine.
315
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,960
Sit down, Thomas.
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00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:22,480
Simon, let me tell you
what I think's going on here.
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You've got yourself a vag-load
318
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of bloodthirsty trans rights
activists on your doorstep.
319
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And no matter what I do,
320
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:32,960
the last thing you can do right now
is fire a transgender employee.
321
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:36,960
But here's the thing -
the only thing worse than firing me
322
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would be if I quit.
323
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Amidst, I don't know,
324
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accusations of a discriminatory
work environment.
325
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You wouldn't do that to me.
326
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Tom stays, or I quit.
327
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Loudly and proudly.
328
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,960
Whoa.
329
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DOOR SLAMS
330
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Liv, you in there?
Yes, Thomas.
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Despite the objections
of the right-wing press,
332
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I am, in fact,
in the ladies' bathroom.
333
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,160
HE CHUCKLES WEAKLY
Wow.
334
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,960
Look, er...
you didn't need to do that for me.
335
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,960
And, obviously, that is just
a saying - you definitely did.
336
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:34,960
Morally, ethically,
entirely your fault, but...
337
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,960
still, thanks.
338
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,960
Er...
339
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:41,640
And I understand if you want
to leave, I do, but I...
340
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:43,800
It's important for you to know
that I-I'd like...
341
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,960
I'd like for you to stay.
342
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,160
Thomas...
343
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,480
why would I leave?
344
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,960
This is the most fun I've had
in months.
345
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,960
Apparently,
I can do anything I like,
346
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:54,960
I'm never gonna get fired.
347
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:55,960
The buffet is amazing.
348
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,320
Again, not a buffet.
Those are products. Er...
349
00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:00,960
I think you're probably
misunderstanding what I mean
350
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,480
by "stocktake".
Plus, you know...
351
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,960
..all my favourite people are here,
so...
352
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,960
Yeah.
353
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,960
'The protesters
are breaching the building.
354
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:19,480
'I repeat, the protesters
are breaching the building!'
355
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,960
Do you wanna...?
Sort it out?
356
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:22,960
Yeah.
Yeah, all right, fine.
357
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,000
Yeah. Cool.
358
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,320
S-Sorted.
CHUCKLES WEAKLY
359
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,000
I'll stay here.
360
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,960
And linger in the women's...
361
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,960
I probably shouldn't linger
in the women's toilet. I'll...
362
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,960
CLAMOURING
Hold fast!
363
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:37,960
To me, my X-Men!
364
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,960
CREAKING
365
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:42,960
Not today!
366
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,960
Our turn, Beefy!
Get back!
367
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,960
Simon!
Please, be reasonable!
368
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:53,960
I fully support
the transgender community.
369
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,960
Sometimes I even pop a bit
of chamomile into my own bath.
370
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,960
It's true, I've seen him do it.
What? What are...? What?
371
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,800
WHISTLING
372
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,960
SHUSHING
373
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:09,640
FEEDBACK WHINES
374
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When I told my dad
I was becoming a woman,
375
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,960
he looked me up and down,
376
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:16,000
and he said
that I could never pull it off.
377
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,480
I said, "I'd probably get a doctor
to do that bit, Father.
378
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,960
"I imagine it's quite
a complicated procedure."
379
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:27,960
Everybody's got opinions.
380
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,960
But opinions are like arseholes.
381
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,960
Worth exploring.
382
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,000
Pellocks may have shat the bed,
383
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,960
but it's time we cleaned up
our mess.
384
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,320
I made a change,
385
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:52,960
and if you'll give us a chance,
Pellocks can change, too...
386
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,160
..for the better.
387
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:02,960
CHEERING
388
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:17,960
Our new transgender employee,
Olivia, everyone.
389
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:18,960
I'd say give her a big hand,
390
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,160
but I think she's already got two,
am I right?
391
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,960
LAUGHS WEAKLY
Just clap, clap.
392
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,960
Clap, please.
FEEDBACK WHINES
393
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,960
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
394
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:32,960
# Hallelujah!
395
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,960
# Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
396
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,960
# Hallelujah... #
397
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,960
And starting tonight,
we're launching
398
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our very own in-store fundraiser
399
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,960
to help pay for Olivia's
gender reassignment surgery.
400
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:46,960
Come again?
401
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:50,640
So join us in saying goodbye
to her unwanted penis,
402
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:54,960
and hello
to a brighter future together.
403
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:55,960
Woohoo!
404
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,960
What the fuck is that?
405
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,000
Oh, shit.
406
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,160
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