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How's the market?
Not so good.
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International Pine Box
closed at a new low.
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American Tombstone
toppled from its high point...
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and now the government is threatening
to slap a lid on International Casket.
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Well, never mind, Grandpa, remember,
everything that's down has to go up.
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And by the same token, everything
that's up has to go down...
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which is what keeps
Herman in business.
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Is Pop home yet? Not yet, dear.
But be patient.
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He'll be home in two shakes
of a werewolf's tail.
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And when he does come home,
we'll let you know.
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Why is Eddie so anxious for
Uncle Herman to come home?
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Well, because
Herman's his father...
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and he loves him, respects him, and
looks up to him with great admiration.
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Yeah, and on top of that...
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he promised to stop off
downtown and buy me a new kite.
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Okay, come on up.
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Up: up' up'
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(man #1)
That's it, higher.
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Okay.
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Hank, watch out!
The rope's gonna break!
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Don't move, we'll call an ambulance.
Ambulance?
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Thank you, you're very kind,
sir, but I feel fine.
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Impossible, it flattened
your head like a pancake.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
I never felt better.
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Mister, don't be so confident.
Wait till you look in a mirror.
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Just look at him.
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We'd better get his name
before he kicks the bucket.
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I don't know
what's keeping him up.
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What's your name, mister?
My name?
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My name is...
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My name?
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That's funny, I haven't got
the vaguest idea.
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My name is...
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Herman is three hours late. What
could have happened to him?
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Maybe the store
was all out of kites...
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and he's too ashamed
to face me.
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No, he's had an accident.
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There's no other explanation.
My Hermie has had an accident.
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Lily, don't be so pessimistic.
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Well, all I know is I wish he'd hurry
up and get home to give me my new kite.
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Eddie, I wish you'd stop worrying
about your stupid kite...
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and start worrying
about your stupid father.
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Eddie, your father
wouldn't let you down.
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Even if he was lying dead someplace,
he'd be thoughtful enough to phone.
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8:30 and where's Big Daddy?
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8:30, it's time
for my favorite TV program.
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It's all about that crazy,
mixed-up family...
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that's always having those
weird, fantastic adventures.
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(male announcer) We delay the
start of Nb; Three Sons...
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to bring you
this special bulletin.
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Local police have taken an amnesia
victim into protective custody.
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Here is a picture
of the amnesia victim.
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Anyone who can
identify this man...
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is urged to contact police
headquarters immediately.
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Well, that's not
John Doe, that's Pop.
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[sighs]
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Uncle Herman has amnesia.
My poor, poor darling.
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Lily, be calm. Herman is
safe and in good hands.
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And you and I will go down to claim
him, right after My Three Sons.
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No, we won't, we'll go
down and claim him now.
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Grandpa, you go
and get your cloak.
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Yes, Professor. Yes,
we'll check them both out.
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Thank you for
being good citizens.
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That, Officer Kugel,
was the university.
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Two of their scientists saw a picture
of John Doe on television...
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and each got a theory.
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One figures he's a creature
from outer space.
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And the other?
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The other figures
he's a missing link...
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but he can't figure
what he's a link to.
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[laughing]
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Sarge, do you see what I see?
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Look at their complexions,
they're green. What are they?
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I don't know...
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but if they were fish, the Board of
Health wouldn't let you sell them.
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(Sergeant) Good evening,
what can I do for you?
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Well, you can direct us to
the Lost and Found Department.
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What did you lose, Pops,
your marbles? No.
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We lost my husband and his
son-in-law, Herman Munster.
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Alias John Doe.
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A John Doe?
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He's ours, and we want him back.
Why?
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Officer Kugel, shut up
and bring in John Doe.
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Now, you must remember
that amnesia is very delicate.
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If you just tell the victim who he
is, like a bolt out of the blue...
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you're liable to shock him
into a psychological trance.
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So just wait for him
to recognize you.
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Okay?
Okay,
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Sergeant, do you know
how he got amnesia?
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He got hit on the head
with a 300-pound safe.
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I see.
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Oh, hi.
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John, this is Mrs. Munster,
and her father.
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How do you do?
How do you do?
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Hi, there.
Hi.
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Do they look familiar?
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I've never seen these
people before in my life.
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[sighs]
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Steady, Lily, be brave.
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Are you sure?
I'm positive.
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I'd remember a cute little
cookie like Mrs. Munster.
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Okay, Kugel, take him back.
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Shall we go?
Sure. Come on.
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It's been very nice
meeting you.
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Bye.
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Did you ever hear the one about
the elephant and the peanut?
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I'm sorry, folks. I know you'd
like to take him home with you...
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but until he knows himself who he is, I
can't release him without a court order.
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But he's my husband
and the father of our child.
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We want him home
where he belongs.
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Well, in view
of his condition...
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you might try to petition the court
for legal custody of the victim.
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Adoption approved.
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Amy, you're a very lucky child to be
adopted by such wonderful parents.
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I'm sure you'll be
a very happy family.
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All right, bailiff,
next case, please.
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Mrs. Lily Munster...
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and John Doe.
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Say, excuse me, I'm on.
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Give him back his comic books.
That's all right, you can keep them.
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What a nice kid.
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Hello, there.
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Good morning, Your Honor.
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Good morn...
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[clears throat]
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Good morning.
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This is the child?
Well, yes and no.
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He's recovering
from an accident.
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Oh.
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Must have been a beauty.
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Well, I've had people
adopt adults before...
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but are you sure
you want to adopt him?
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Yes, Your Honor, I am.
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Yes, you see, Your Honor, she
believes that older children...
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need love and guidance just
as much as younger ones do.
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Just a minute, who are you? I'm
Mrs. Munster's trustworthy father.
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[clears throat]
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Wait a minute.
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This isn't one of those
Candid Camera stunts, is it?
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No, sir...
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I don't think so.
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Well, now,
Mrs. Munster, tell me...
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have you given this
careful consideration?
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Yes, Your Honor, I have.
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And before you made
your final decision...
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did you go to the orphanage and see what...
who else was available?
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No.
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No, I took one look
at John...
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and I knew I couldn't
live without him.
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Thanks, Mom.
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John, tell me, have you
thought this thing out?
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I mean, do you want to go home
with these people...
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and become
a member of this family?
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Can I have my own television set?
Of course, John.
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You've got yourself a deal.
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[clearing throat]
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Well...
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I see from
your financial statement...
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that you're able
to take care of a ward.
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The child is willing.
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Okay, the adoption is granted,
on a temporary trial basis.
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Bailiff, call the next case.
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Thank you, Your Honor.
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Your Honor, what exactly do you
mean by "temporary trial basis"?
165
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Well, if you realize
you've made a mistake...
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just call me, and I'll see what I can
do about getting him in the army.
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Look at that,
two happy children at play.
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Nice catch, brother John.
Thank you, brother Eddie.
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[grunts]
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I think the whole thing
is disgusting.
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But having Uncle Herman live
here is a wonderful idea...
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because we can try and help
restore his memory bit by bit...
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with him living in his own
house, with his own family.
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Brother Eddie, can I
try kicking one? Sure.
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Thank you.
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Hi, Mom.
Hi, Mommy.
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Is that my new kite?
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Yes, I'm just keeping
that promise made by...
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somebody else.
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Oh, boy. Thanks, Mom.
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Mommy...
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didn't you bring
a kite for me?
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No, dear, but I'm sure
Eddie will let you fly his.
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I don't want to. I just
want to fly my own kite.
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Well, now, John..
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And besides, I think
you're playing favorites...
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just because Eddie is really
yours and I'm just adopted.
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John, that's not true.
You have to learn to share.
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That's right, John, you see,
you're not a baby anymore...
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you're 150 years old.
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Mom, will you get this
old geezer off my back?
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That is enough, John.
Now, run and play with Eddie.
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Eddie, brother Eddie, Mommy says
I can play with the kite, too.
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£J'[scatting]
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Did you think he'd remember
he promised Eddie the kite?
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I had hoped so, yes.
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I wonder if that bum
could be faking?
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Mom, may John and I be excused
to go to the dungeon?
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What for?
200
00:12:55,405 --> 00:12:59,311
Well, the kite doesn't fly high enough, so
we thought we'd put a longer tail on it.
201
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I thought of it.
Congratulations.
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00:13:03,757 --> 00:13:05,972
Well, very well,
you're excused.
203
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Finish your milk first.
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Last one done
is a rotten egg.
205
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,644
Who won, Mommy?
It was a tie.
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Darn! You're always
taking his side.
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00:13:22,764 --> 00:13:23,953
Come on.
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Your elder son is
somewhat heavy on his feet.
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We adopted him
10 days ago...
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and his memory hasn't showed
one sign of returning.
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Not only is it
not returning...
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it's going in the opposite
direction, into second childhood.
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Maybe he could get another hit on the head.
That cures amnesia in the movies.
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Say, that's a good idea, I'll
go down and get a sledgehammer.
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No!
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Why not?
It's too dangerous.
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You don't fool around
with a head like Herman's.
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I disagree.
219
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You give it a few good shots
with a sledgehammer...
220
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and whatever happens
is bound to be an improvement.
221
00:14:06,732 --> 00:14:08,948
Grandpa, the answer is no.
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(Herman)
It is not.
223
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(Eddie)
It is, too.
224
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It is not.
It is, too.
225
00:14:12,236 --> 00:14:13,295
It is not, not, not.
226
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They're fighting.
227
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Marilyn, would you please clear the
table, I'll go down and stop them.
228
00:14:19,501 --> 00:14:21,072
I'll go with you.
229
00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:25,488
Now I say that's perfect. Well,
I say it's still too short.
230
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It is not.
It is, too.
231
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It is not.
It is, too.
232
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Is not.
ls, too.
233
00:14:29,964 --> 00:14:30,957
Not.
ls, too.
234
00:14:31,021 --> 00:14:32,145
It is not.
It is, too.
235
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Boys! Now, boys.
236
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[Herman and Eddie arguing]
237
00:14:36,748 --> 00:14:38,516
What is going on here?
238
00:14:38,572 --> 00:14:41,431
I have the kite, we're trying to put...
I want to make the kite...
239
00:14:41,484 --> 00:14:43,535
We undid the kite and we...
See this side...
240
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Go ahead, you tell her.
241
00:14:46,029 --> 00:14:49,837
Well, you see, I wanna make the kite
tail longer, but John won't let me.
242
00:14:49,901 --> 00:14:51,821
He keeps pushing me away.
243
00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:57,014
You should be ashamed of yourself. A big
boy like you pushing his little brother.
244
00:14:57,260 --> 00:14:58,450
He pushed me first.
245
00:14:58,509 --> 00:15:00,309
I did not. I did not.
Did, too. Did, too.
246
00:15:00,365 --> 00:15:01,619
Be quiet.
247
00:15:01,677 --> 00:15:03,063
That is enough!
248
00:15:03,116 --> 00:15:04,851
Now, if you
can't play nicely...
249
00:15:04,909 --> 00:15:08,302
you both just march straight
upstairs and take your naps.
250
00:15:13,324 --> 00:15:15,540
You heard your mother,
march.
251
00:15:20,844 --> 00:15:23,790
Can we put on ourjammies
and watch television?
252
00:15:24,429 --> 00:15:25,422
Well, yes.
253
00:15:25,485 --> 00:15:27,602
Oh, boy,
peachy neato boss.
254
00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:32,695
Mummy?
Yes?
255
00:15:34,029 --> 00:15:37,139
I just remembered something.
You did?
256
00:15:37,484 --> 00:15:41,871
I remembered I keep forgetting to ask
you whatever happened to your husband?
257
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,414
Well, he...
258
00:15:43,788 --> 00:15:44,781
He--
259
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:48,369
Well, he's no longer with us.
That's too bad.
260
00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:50,894
I sure would like a papa.
261
00:15:51,724 --> 00:15:53,972
Even Captain Midnight
has a papa.
262
00:15:54,796 --> 00:15:58,735
We hope he may come back someday.
I certainly hope so.
263
00:15:59,181 --> 00:16:00,687
But if he doesn't...
264
00:16:00,749 --> 00:16:04,655
I'm sure a keen-looking chick like you
will have no trouble in finding a new one.
265
00:16:04,716 --> 00:16:06,037
Bye, Mommy.
266
00:16:11,949 --> 00:16:16,117
He has just given me the idea. I'll
be able to solve this whole problem.
267
00:16:17,709 --> 00:16:21,844
Will it involve any personal risk?
Not to him, just to me.
268
00:16:26,892 --> 00:16:29,457
You're going to give Uncle
Herman the shock treatment?
269
00:16:29,516 --> 00:16:33,804
Yes, I'm going to receive
a handsome gentleman caller...
270
00:16:34,124 --> 00:16:37,551
and I'm going to let him be
very, very attentive to me...
271
00:16:38,381 --> 00:16:40,694
in front of John,
I mean Herman...
272
00:16:41,036 --> 00:16:45,358
in the hope that he'll be so jealous
that something inside him will snap...
273
00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:47,664
and he'll remember
that he's my husband.
274
00:16:47,725 --> 00:16:51,216
I see. Who is this
handsome gentleman caller?
275
00:16:51,309 --> 00:16:53,393
Grandpa.
Grandpa?
276
00:16:54,061 --> 00:16:57,717
Yes, you see, he's whipping up a
pill that'll turn him into...
277
00:16:58,412 --> 00:17:00,398
the spitting image
of Rock Hudson.
278
00:17:02,701 --> 00:17:04,239
[crashing on TV]
279
00:17:07,885 --> 00:17:10,001
Eddie, naptime.
280
00:17:12,172 --> 00:17:14,388
Cousin Marilyn
will tuck you in.
281
00:17:14,988 --> 00:17:17,204
See you later, Mom.
Have a nice nap.
282
00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:20,141
See you, brother John.
See you, brother Eddie.
283
00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:23,797
I don't have to take a nap...
284
00:17:23,853 --> 00:17:27,061
on account of he's only 10
and I'm 150 years old.
285
00:17:27,789 --> 00:17:31,695
And because there's somebody coming
here that I want you to meet.
286
00:17:31,916 --> 00:17:33,040
Goody.
287
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:36,497
If I keep my little mouth
shut, do I get a cookie?
288
00:17:36,909 --> 00:17:38,327
Never mind that.
289
00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:39,951
[banging on door]
290
00:17:40,108 --> 00:17:43,862
Now, you wait right here.
Yes, Mommy.
291
00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:50,485
N'[music playing on TV]
292
00:18:00,941 --> 00:18:03,570
I thought you were
coming as Rock Hudson.
293
00:18:03,692 --> 00:18:05,841
You look like
Rudolf Valentino.
294
00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:09,268
I must have gotten
ahold of some old pills.
295
00:18:09,677 --> 00:18:12,371
At least I'm still
in the 20th century.
296
00:18:22,284 --> 00:18:25,874
Good afternoon, sonny.
Good afternoon, sir.
297
00:18:25,932 --> 00:18:27,351
[bonging on TV]
298
00:18:27,404 --> 00:18:30,765
This is my son, John.
John, this is...
299
00:18:34,316 --> 00:18:36,236
Rudolf Smith.
300
00:18:37,869 --> 00:18:39,789
How do you do, Mr. Smith?
301
00:18:40,365 --> 00:18:42,897
Mr. Smith and I are
very dear friends.
302
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:46,349
As a matter of fact, we're
madly in love with each other.
303
00:18:47,469 --> 00:18:50,033
Do you want me to get
some cheese dip and pretzels?
304
00:18:50,092 --> 00:18:51,085
No.
305
00:18:51,373 --> 00:18:54,548
When Lily and I are together,
we don't think of food.
306
00:18:54,605 --> 00:18:57,518
We think of moonlight
and desert breezes...
307
00:18:58,189 --> 00:19:00,404
and soft, soft violins.
308
00:19:07,372 --> 00:19:08,627
Right?
Right.
309
00:19:08,684 --> 00:19:10,604
If you don't want some
cheese dip and pretzels...
310
00:19:10,669 --> 00:19:12,785
how about some pink lemonade?
311
00:19:13,101 --> 00:19:14,323
[sighing]
312
00:19:16,685 --> 00:19:19,729
Hey, kid, would you hold
this for me for a while?
313
00:19:23,821 --> 00:19:26,167
Lily, my Lily...
314
00:19:26,668 --> 00:19:29,331
my fragrant flower
of the Sahara.
315
00:19:29,581 --> 00:19:31,283
Those limpid eyes...
316
00:19:33,132 --> 00:19:35,348
those ruby lips
pleading to be--
317
00:19:36,268 --> 00:19:37,556
[shouting]
318
00:19:38,925 --> 00:19:41,271
Will you knock it off?
I'm sorry.
319
00:19:41,324 --> 00:19:45,492
Well, you should be. Can't you
see that I'm about to propose?
320
00:19:45,997 --> 00:19:47,415
Honest lnjun?
321
00:19:48,365 --> 00:19:51,246
Mr. Smith wants
to be my new husband.
322
00:19:51,628 --> 00:19:52,916
You see...
323
00:19:53,069 --> 00:19:56,626
he wants me to stop carrying the
torch for my old husband...
324
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:58,253
Herman Munster.
325
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:02,928
Who?
Herman Munster.
326
00:20:06,061 --> 00:20:08,080
She said, "Herman Munster."
327
00:20:10,220 --> 00:20:12,468
Say, listen, can I play
with this up in my room?
328
00:20:12,525 --> 00:20:16,115
Rudolph, may as well
forget it. It's no use.
329
00:20:16,172 --> 00:20:19,565
Aunt Lily!
What's the matter, Marilyn?
330
00:20:19,629 --> 00:20:22,869
It's Eddie. I just went up in the room
to tuck him in, and he wasn't there.
331
00:20:22,925 --> 00:20:26,165
He'd opened the window, climbed out
on the roof to fly his new kite.
332
00:20:26,221 --> 00:20:29,549
Darn Eddie. Why don't I get
to do neat stuff like that?
333
00:20:29,964 --> 00:20:31,023
My baby!
334
00:20:31,084 --> 00:20:32,273
My baby.
335
00:20:43,404 --> 00:20:44,692
[exclaims]
336
00:20:45,197 --> 00:20:48,623
Eddie, go inside!
Go inside!
337
00:20:48,685 --> 00:20:50,190
(Marilyn)
He's going to fall!
338
00:20:50,253 --> 00:20:53,646
Will you... Be careful, Eddie!
Stand back, just move back, Eddie!
339
00:20:53,709 --> 00:20:55,149
Eddie, move back!
340
00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:56,435
(Lily)
No!
341
00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:05,301
Eddie, stand back! Your father
orders you to stand back!
342
00:21:14,284 --> 00:21:18,005
Now, Eddie, that was
a very stupid thing to do.
343
00:21:18,061 --> 00:21:21,967
Now, you go straight to bed and we'll
discuss your punishment tomorrow.
344
00:21:22,029 --> 00:21:23,250
Yes, sir.
345
00:21:25,036 --> 00:21:26,160
Eddie.
346
00:21:28,045 --> 00:21:29,714
Now, you run along.
347
00:21:30,925 --> 00:21:35,311
Marilyn, you should not be outside,
dear, without your sweater on.
348
00:21:35,373 --> 00:21:36,878
You'll catch cold.
349
00:21:36,941 --> 00:21:38,512
Yes, Uncle Herman.
350
00:21:38,573 --> 00:21:39,861
Grandpa...
351
00:21:40,108 --> 00:21:43,087
I wish you'd get out of that
cockamamie costume and that makeup...
352
00:21:43,149 --> 00:21:46,007
before you embarrass us
in front of all our neighbors.
353
00:21:46,060 --> 00:21:47,348
He's back.
354
00:21:48,236 --> 00:21:50,931
Lily.
Yes, Herman.
355
00:21:52,365 --> 00:21:55,508
Might I say, dear, that
you look especially lovely?
356
00:21:55,597 --> 00:21:56,917
[chuckling]
357
00:21:57,132 --> 00:21:59,282
Thank you, my darling husband.
358
00:22:04,044 --> 00:22:08,114
What's this whip doing here? Has Eddie
been playing with some big boy?
359
00:22:08,236 --> 00:22:12,437
Yes, Herman, one of
the nicest boys I know.
360
00:22:22,573 --> 00:22:26,545
No television for a week?
That is correct.
361
00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:29,364
Oh, Pop.
Now, Eddie, don't complain.
362
00:22:29,676 --> 00:22:32,852
It's a small price to pay
for regaining your father.
363
00:22:32,941 --> 00:22:35,440
Yeah, but I was having fun
with him as my brother.
364
00:22:35,501 --> 00:22:37,487
Uncle Herman?
Yes, dear.
365
00:22:37,548 --> 00:22:40,821
How would you describe the way
you got your memory back?
366
00:22:40,876 --> 00:22:42,197
I'd say...
367
00:22:42,541 --> 00:22:43,534
[clears throat]
368
00:22:43,597 --> 00:22:47,984
I'd say that family, love, and
devotion are thicker than amnesia.
369
00:22:50,028 --> 00:22:54,066
Herman, you phrased that beautifully.
Thank you.
370
00:22:54,924 --> 00:22:56,462
I did, didn't I?
371
00:22:57,420 --> 00:23:00,115
Where's Grandpa?
He's down in the dungeon.
372
00:23:00,652 --> 00:23:04,046
He's been up all night trying
to invent another pill...
373
00:23:04,332 --> 00:23:06,678
that will bring him
back to normal.
374
00:23:06,925 --> 00:23:09,041
But he's still
having trouble.
375
00:23:09,549 --> 00:23:10,967
Good morning.
376
00:23:17,516 --> 00:23:20,430
Well, all right, I'll just
have a little breakfast now...
377
00:23:20,492 --> 00:23:23,438
and then I'll go down
to the lab and try again.
378
00:23:24,044 --> 00:23:26,194
That might be
a very good idea.
379
00:23:26,637 --> 00:23:27,990
[snickering]
380
00:23:28,717 --> 00:23:30,288
Say, Grandpa.
Yes?
381
00:23:31,916 --> 00:23:34,164
What's new
with Marie Antoinette?
382
00:23:39,948 --> 00:23:41,553
That's very funny.
383
00:23:41,932 --> 00:23:43,253
Very funny.
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