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[door creaking]
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Y oo-hoo!
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I'm home.
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[Lily chattering]
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(Lily) That's what I will do.
I'll redecorate.
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We sure could use
the extra money.
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I think it's
a wonderful idea.
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Then we all agree.
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Hi, everybody.
Herman's home.
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Another thing, having a person
here would be a wonderful thing.
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I said the breadwinner's here. It'll
be a good thing for the whole family.
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I'm home! I'm home!
I'm home! I'm home! I'm home!
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Herman, you're here.
Why didn't you let us know?
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I was trying... Never mind.
What's going on here?
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We've decided
to rent our guest room.
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Lily, dear...
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lam head of the house...
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and there will be no decision
made here without my okay.
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The Munsters are not gonna rent their
guest room while I'm still boss.
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I declare the issue closed!
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Whoever we rent it to,
I sure hope he's a live one.
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[chuckles]
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[stuttering]
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The head of the house says, "lssue
closed." Erased, stricken from our minds!
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Oh.
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Here's the ad
I put in this morning.
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Is anyone listening to me? They
sure put it in a good spot.
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All right. All right.
All right.
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Nobody here is
listening to me...
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and if nobody listens to me, I'm
gonna storm right up to my room.
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What was Herman
yelling about?
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I don't know. Something about
a storm up in his room.
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I can't storm right up to my room.
I haven't had din-din.
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I just can't understand it.
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We've had 27 people
answer our ad...
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and not one wants to come
past the front door.
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Maybe when they see us all
at once, it scares them off.
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Grandpa, how could we
scare anyone off?
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Class, Lily, we're dripping with class.
That frightens the common man.
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[Spot screeching]
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[car honking]
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[tires squealing]
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[thudding]
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What was that?
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It's just Spot.
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He's chasing cars again,
being playful.
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I'd wish he'd stop
eating those hubcaps.
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People will start thinking he's
some kind of ajuvenile delinquent.
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[Spot screeching]
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(Lily)
Spot, scat!
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Oh, dear, now he's
stealing car bumpers.
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He can't help it.
He has an iron deficiency.
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[chuckling]
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Look...
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it's off that nice Mr. Leonard's
car who lives across the street.
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[banging on door]
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[door creaking]
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(man) You have a room for rent? Yes.
I mean, it's a wonderful room.
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With a northern exposure.
I'll take it.
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All right, get lost. We've had a
lot of bums before you turn us--
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You'll take it?
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How do you like this guy?
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We hit him with all our class and
sophistication, and he stands his ground.
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What kind of work do you do, Mr...
Skinner.
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Chester Skinner.
I work at night.
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And I also have a very unusual,
but confidential, occupation.
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[sighs]
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We would be delighted
to have you, Mr. Skinner.
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May I show you to your room?
Thank you.
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If there's anything I can do for
you, now you please call me.
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Thank you very much.
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Is there a phone in here?
Yes.
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We put one in when we
decided to rent the room.
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That will save you from running
down to the coffin in the hall.
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Thanks again.
You're welcome again.
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[door creaking]
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Hello, boss,
this is Chester Skinner.
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Yes, I have the room.
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The landlords are a little strange and
the house is like an open grave...
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but it's perfect
for our operation.
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All right. Everything is
running smoothly so far.
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Good. Check with you later.
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[door creaking]
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[Spot screeching]
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You mean to say our tenant's been
with us for two whole days...
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and he won't tell you
what he does for a living?
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That's just plain old sneaky.
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Chester. I think
he's just wonderful.
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Sneaky. Sneaky.
Sneaky. Sneaky.
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He's so charming, he has
such wonderful manners...
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and so handy around the house.
"Chester's so handy around the house."
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Chester sounds to me
like a big frump.
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When I get home from school,
he plays catch with me...
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and he helps me with my homework.
Frump. Frump. Frump. Frump.
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Herman, you are jealous.
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Heck if I am.
Sure you are.
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You're jealous 'cause
everybody likes Chester.
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I think Grandpa's
right, Herman.
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I am not jealous.
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Why should I care if some...
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smooth-mannered, well-talking
tenant moves right in...
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and tries to take over my
image as ruler of the roost.
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Chester is not trying to take over, Herman.
He's just a nice man.
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How nice?
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All right, Herman.
Not as nice as you are.
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That's better.
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Marilyn?
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You're wonderfully nice, Uncle Herman,
in a different sort of a way.
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That's what I like to hear.
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Eddie?
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Chester's cool, Dad,
but you're the coolest.
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I'll accept that.
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Grandpa?
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I pass.
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Now, I'm warning you, Grandpa. Don't
push me too far or you'll be sorry.
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I'm liable to storm
right up to my room again.
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[scoffs]
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Good.
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Then I'll eat your dessert.
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Before I go to work...
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I would like to say to everyone that
I'm sorry the way I acted last night.
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I guess I'm just a silly fool
who's starved for affection.
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Sensitive...
(Marilyn) Poor baby.
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Actually, I would like to
meet Chester before I go.
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I've decided that we should all
be adult about this whole thing.
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You can't meet him, dear.
Poor Chester worked all night.
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And he said he wanted to
get a good rest...
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before he helps me
around the house today.
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[scoffs]
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Fine.
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But, let's not get
too adult around here.
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(Marilyn) Bye, Uncle Herman.
Bye, have a nice day.
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I'm going to work now.
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It's me, old Herman Munster,
taking off for the parlor.
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Here I go leaving for work. I
won't even be back till 6:00...
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so I won't be able to see what
goes on around here all day.
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Even if somebody wanted to
steal my wife away...
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and alienate my whole family from
me, I wouldn't know about it.
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'Cause I'll be down at work.
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Herman Munster.
What are you shouting about?
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You'll wake up Chester.
Was I shouting?
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[door creaking]
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Good morning, all.
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Good morning.
Good morning.
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Chester, would you like
some breakfast? Fine.
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Come sit here, Chester.
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[sighing] We have some very tasty
owl's eggs and vulture livers.
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That sounds fine,
Mrs. Munster.
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Call me Lily.
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The minute my back is turned, he sits down
at my place, starts calling my wife Lily...
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and she starts plying him
with delicacies.
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There.
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Eddie, as soon as I finish
breakfast, I'll walk you to school.
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(Eddie) Hey, that'd be
just boss, Chester.
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He can't leave it
at merely stealing my wife...
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he's got to
play up to my son.
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(Lily) Herman Munster... Lily.
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Are you spying on me?
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Who, me?
Yes, you.
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You're out here listening because
you're insanely jealous of Chester.
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Now, Lily...
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[chuckles]
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How could you
say such a thing, dear?
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You know I never get emotional,
fly off the handle...
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or lose my control.
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[chuckles]
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I'll kill him, I'll kill him,
I'll kill him, I'll kill him.
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Herman Munster, you stop
that this instant...
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and you go to work.
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[deep voice]
Hello, Mrs. Munster.
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This is your friendly
national television survey.
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We were just wondering if you
were watching Peyton Place.
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It isn't on now.
I see.
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Are you, by any chance, acting
out your own Peyton Place?
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Herman Munster, is that you?
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[normal voice] No, it's not me, dear.
It's a total stranger.
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Herman, why are you
checking up on me?
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[stammering]
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[deep voice] This is your friendly
national television survey
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signing off.
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Friendly
national television survey.
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[sighs]
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Herman, what are we--
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What are we sneaking around
outside Chester's door for?
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He just drove down to the
store on an errand for Lily.
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And if he's gonna run off
with my wife...
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I want to make sure
he's a man of principles.
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[rattling]
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Herman, allow me.
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[creaking]
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Look.
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[snickers]
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Well, what do you say now?
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Herman, it's probably
just a cigarette lighter.
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Oh.
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I don't think so.
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Let's see. What else
have we got here?
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TWO cameras, a map.
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00:13:06,830 --> 00:13:10,321
Grandpa, this smells like big
time syndicate stuff to me.
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You know that fellow always had a
definite air of banditry about him.
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And to think that
Lily is replacing...
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a loyal and faithful husband
with a cheap gangster.
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00:13:20,973 --> 00:13:24,531
Herman, I hate to agree
with you, but this bum...
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is on the wrong side
of the law.
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[thudding]
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[scoffs]
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Grandpa, this is
more incriminating evidence.
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That dirty crook, Chester,
is spying on our neighbors.
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(Grandpa) Hey, he got
these things trained...
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on Mr. Leonard's house.
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Since when did Mr. Leonard
start in the fur business?
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Mr. Leonard likes to
change jobs a lot.
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He says it keeps him free
from the pressures of society.
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[scoffs]
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Wait a minute. I've got it.
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That rotten little Chester is
spying on our poor Mr. Leonard...
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so he can steal all his furs.
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00:14:20,302 --> 00:14:24,023
Herman, you are right. That's
why Chester rented this room.
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So he could case Mr. Leonard's
house across the street.
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(Lily)
Herman Munster.
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Are you looking at Mrs. Kelly
doing her deep knee bends again?
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Nothing of the kind, dear.
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And I would suggest
for your safety...
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that you, Marilyn,
and Eddie go to the movies.
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What?
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Some irregularities in conduct
have cropped up in your...
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gigolo star boarder Chester.
Yeah, the bum's a crook.
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What are you two talking about?
Lily, dear.
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There's going to be a showdown between the
forces of virtue and the forces of sin.
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Just like in Dick Tracy.
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[laughs]
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Hey, everybody, Spot's
been chasing cars again.
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And he's eating a little Italian
sports job out in the front yard...
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and the guy who was
driving it is really mad.
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Eddie, you go down and tell Spot
that if he eats any more cars...
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we'll rub his nose
in the transmission.
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Eddie, Eddie,
never mind that, son.
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I'm counting on you to take the
womenfolk away from the house...
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before the showdown. What's
Dad talking about, Mom?
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Your father and Grandpa
have some silly notion...
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that Chester is some kind
of gangster or something.
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Precisely right. A gangster.
243
00:15:38,093 --> 00:15:40,407
And that's why you want
to run away with him.
244
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:43,320
I'm just a plain,
ordinary guy...
245
00:15:43,374 --> 00:15:47,444
but he's different,
thrilling, dangerous.
246
00:15:47,501 --> 00:15:49,520
And you want to be
his gun molly.
247
00:15:50,542 --> 00:15:53,269
You are just plain jealous.
248
00:15:53,326 --> 00:15:56,021
Come along, Eddie, Marilyn.
We're going shopping.
249
00:15:57,997 --> 00:16:01,456
Herman, I'm sick and tired
of you doubting my love.
250
00:16:01,518 --> 00:16:06,166
Jealousy has turned you into a
suspicious and mistrusting creature.
251
00:16:10,285 --> 00:16:12,468
You're perfectly welcome,
Mr. Leonard.
252
00:16:15,918 --> 00:16:18,929
I was happy to give you
this timely warning.
253
00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:23,860
Hey, that was that
goofball Munster on the phone.
254
00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:26,831
Must have rented his room to a cop
who's been spying on our operation.
255
00:16:26,893 --> 00:16:27,798
[scoffs]
256
00:16:27,853 --> 00:16:30,134
Munster thinks he's a crook
trying to get a hold of our furs.
257
00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:33,332
Boys, we gotta start packing up
and get out of here in a hurry.
258
00:16:33,390 --> 00:16:34,830
On the double.
259
00:16:49,997 --> 00:16:51,121
[laughing]
260
00:16:51,182 --> 00:16:53,909
Herman, this time
I've outdone myself.
261
00:16:53,966 --> 00:16:57,752
I've created the perfect trap here
to nab that dirty crook Chester.
262
00:16:57,806 --> 00:16:58,799
[laughing]
263
00:16:58,862 --> 00:17:01,394
Now, first I show Chester
a card trick.
264
00:17:02,798 --> 00:17:04,565
Very cleverly...
265
00:17:04,622 --> 00:17:08,822
I get Chester to select the card
with the cord attached to it.
266
00:17:08,877 --> 00:17:12,882
Now, when the cord is pulled,
this activates the blowtorch.
267
00:17:16,365 --> 00:17:17,587
Come on.
268
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:25,555
It burns through the rope
holding the battle ax...
269
00:17:25,613 --> 00:17:28,276
What battle ax?
That battle ax.
270
00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:31,377
Here's where the anvil comes in.
What anvil?
271
00:17:33,774 --> 00:17:35,127
That anvil.
272
00:17:36,781 --> 00:17:40,851
I don't think you have all the bugs
worked out of your crook trap yet.
273
00:17:40,910 --> 00:17:44,183
Herman, you ninny, you were
standing in the wrong place.
274
00:17:45,261 --> 00:17:47,029
The anvil hits the couch...
275
00:17:47,085 --> 00:17:49,551
which sends it flying into
the air like a seesaw...
276
00:17:49,613 --> 00:17:51,381
sending Chester flying
through the air...
277
00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:53,205
down the trap door
into the dungeon...
278
00:17:53,261 --> 00:17:54,800
where you are waiting.
279
00:17:55,885 --> 00:17:57,937
Goody. Goody. Goody. Goody.
280
00:17:57,997 --> 00:18:01,107
And then once we get him tied up down
there, you know what I'm gonna do?
281
00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:04,047
What?
I'm gonna talk mean to him.
282
00:18:05,902 --> 00:18:08,815
Herman, will you pipe down.
Now let's reset the trap.
283
00:18:08,878 --> 00:18:11,060
[footsteps approaching] Oh, boy,
this is gonna be real boss.
284
00:18:11,118 --> 00:18:14,391
That's got to be Chester now and we're
gonna catch him in our crook trap.
285
00:18:14,446 --> 00:18:16,846
I wish Lily was here
to see us in action.
286
00:18:16,910 --> 00:18:19,474
Will you cool it? You're
gonna blow the whole setup.
287
00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:20,821
[creaking]
288
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:27,059
Hello, Chester, come right in.
Come right in.
289
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:31,192
Hello, Grandpa.
Very nice seeing you.
290
00:18:31,245 --> 00:18:33,231
I know you're tired,
you've come home from work...
291
00:18:33,294 --> 00:18:35,509
[laughing]
sit right down here.
292
00:18:35,566 --> 00:18:38,031
I've got a little card trick
I'd like to show you.
293
00:18:38,094 --> 00:18:41,334
I think I've got to get up to my room.
Chester, you can't...
294
00:18:41,774 --> 00:18:44,916
Please. You wouldn't deny
an old man, now, would you?
295
00:18:44,974 --> 00:18:46,894
Go ahead, pick a card.
296
00:18:47,981 --> 00:18:52,248
All right, Grandpa, I'll pick a card.
Boy, is he gonna get it.
297
00:18:57,646 --> 00:18:58,999
[whooping]
298
00:19:05,934 --> 00:19:08,117
Bull's-eye, Grandpa.
299
00:19:08,173 --> 00:19:12,374
Okay, how does that grab you?
You dirty crook, Chester.
300
00:19:12,429 --> 00:19:13,717
[laughing]
301
00:19:13,774 --> 00:19:15,673
Herman, don't bug Chester.
302
00:19:15,726 --> 00:19:18,355
He's gonna be tied up
down there for a while.
303
00:19:20,013 --> 00:19:21,651
[yelling]
304
00:19:21,742 --> 00:19:23,062
[grunting]
305
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:27,085
[yelling]
306
00:19:28,845 --> 00:19:30,351
Just think of us, Grandpa...
307
00:19:30,413 --> 00:19:33,392
[creaking] heroes on the
side of law and justice.
308
00:19:35,053 --> 00:19:37,454
[creaking] Now we call the
police and turn him in.
309
00:19:37,518 --> 00:19:39,798
Maybe, we'll get a reward
and everything.
310
00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:42,420
[phone ringing]
311
00:19:45,838 --> 00:19:47,191
What if it's Lily?
312
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,294
Wouldn't it be groovy
to tell her...
313
00:19:49,357 --> 00:19:52,401
that her Prince Charming is
nothing but a rat fink crook?
314
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:57,815
Hello, Lily?
315
00:19:59,438 --> 00:20:02,744
I'm sorry, sir.
I thought you were my wife.
316
00:20:03,182 --> 00:20:05,048
No, I'm sorry. You must
have the wrong number.
317
00:20:05,102 --> 00:20:07,382
I don't know of
any Lt. Skinner.
318
00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:10,546
Skinner?
319
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:14,605
Skinner?
That name sounds familiar.
320
00:20:14,669 --> 00:20:16,917
Isn't that the last name
of our star boarder?
321
00:20:17,197 --> 00:20:20,470
You know, I think you're right.
But Lt. Skinner...
322
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:22,932
Maybe, he's a Lieutenant
in the Air Force or something.
323
00:20:22,990 --> 00:20:26,067
No, he's not the up-in-the-air type.
Well?
324
00:20:26,126 --> 00:20:29,399
Could he be a lieutenant
in the Salvation Army?
325
00:20:29,454 --> 00:20:31,887
Lieutenant Governor?
Don't be silly.
326
00:20:32,846 --> 00:20:36,370
The only other kind of lieutenants are...
Police lieutenants.
327
00:20:37,709 --> 00:20:40,022
Police lieutenants.
Police lieutenants.
328
00:20:42,190 --> 00:20:43,925
You know something, Grandpa?
329
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,383
If you were a cowboy...
330
00:20:47,086 --> 00:20:49,683
I'd say you just said
a very discouraging word.
331
00:21:02,733 --> 00:21:03,726
Oh.
332
00:21:03,789 --> 00:21:04,727
Hi, dear.
333
00:21:04,782 --> 00:21:05,687
[laughs]
334
00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:09,616
Herman, what's going on? You
have a funny look in your eye.
335
00:21:09,934 --> 00:21:11,833
Well, dear...
336
00:21:11,886 --> 00:21:15,159
Grandpa and I have something to tell you.
What is it?
337
00:21:16,078 --> 00:21:17,332
Tell her, Grandpa.
338
00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:21,198
Not for a million dollars.
Uncle Herman, what is it?
339
00:21:23,406 --> 00:21:25,905
We have a cop tied up
in the dungeon.
340
00:21:26,254 --> 00:21:29,910
What cop?
Our star boarder, Chester.
341
00:21:29,965 --> 00:21:31,439
Oh, no.
342
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,516
What are we going to
do about it, Lily?
343
00:21:34,574 --> 00:21:36,723
I don't know
what you're going to do...
344
00:21:36,781 --> 00:21:40,055
but I'm going down
and untie that poor man.
345
00:21:41,102 --> 00:21:45,718
And then I'm going to try to explain to
him that you are nothing but a dumb...
346
00:21:45,773 --> 00:21:49,778
stupid, foolish, knot-headed nitwit.
Yes, dear.
347
00:21:49,902 --> 00:21:53,045
Oh, oh, oh, dear, if you have
any trouble convincing him...
348
00:21:53,101 --> 00:21:54,193
I'll come right down
and help you.
349
00:21:54,253 --> 00:21:55,213
No!
350
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:08,982
One lump or two?
One, please.
351
00:22:12,557 --> 00:22:13,517
[sighs]
352
00:22:13,678 --> 00:22:17,431
You see, my husband had no idea
that you were a police officer.
353
00:22:17,486 --> 00:22:20,116
I do hope you'll forgive him.
Well, I'd like to.
354
00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:22,574
But, after all, he did let that
fellow, Leonard, get away.
355
00:22:22,638 --> 00:22:25,071
And he and his gang are some of the
biggest fences in the country.
356
00:22:25,133 --> 00:22:26,159
[tut-tutting]
357
00:22:30,733 --> 00:22:31,726
Y oo-hoo!
358
00:22:31,790 --> 00:22:33,176
We're home.
359
00:22:39,341 --> 00:22:41,655
(Lily) Herman, what
have you done now?
360
00:22:41,709 --> 00:22:44,055
We've captured
the fur thieves.
361
00:22:44,110 --> 00:22:46,488
That's Leonard and one of his boys.
How did you do it?
362
00:22:46,542 --> 00:22:48,342
Just used the old noodle.
363
00:22:48,494 --> 00:22:51,123
You see, the other day
our pet Spot...
364
00:22:51,374 --> 00:22:53,654
stole the bumper
of Mr. Leonard's car.
365
00:22:53,710 --> 00:22:54,702
[chuckles]
366
00:22:54,766 --> 00:22:57,144
I just let him sniff it
and told him to go fetch...
367
00:22:57,198 --> 00:23:00,820
and good old Spot nailed their car
before it got halfway down the block.
368
00:23:01,965 --> 00:23:04,879
That's great. It's too bad you
couldn't nab the other two, though.
369
00:23:04,941 --> 00:23:08,630
I think you'll find that Spot's
detaining them right outside.
370
00:23:08,877 --> 00:23:10,645
Take a look out here.
371
00:23:11,405 --> 00:23:12,911
[door creaking]
372
00:23:15,438 --> 00:23:17,042
[Spot screeching]
373
00:23:18,029 --> 00:23:19,568
(Lily)
Good boy, Spot.
374
00:23:23,406 --> 00:23:26,930
As they say on Perry Mason...
375
00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:30,034
I guess that wraps up
another case.
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