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How's the market?
Not so good.
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International Pine Box
closed at a new low.
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American Tombstone
toppled from its high point...
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and now the government is threatening
to slap a lid on International Casket.
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Well, never mind, Grandpa, remember,
everything that's down has to go up.
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And by the same token, everything
that's up has to go down...
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which is what keeps
Herman in business.
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Is Pop home yet? Not yet, dear.
But be patient.
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He'll be home in two shakes
of a werewolf's tail.
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And when he does come home,
we'll let you know.
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Why is Eddie so anxious for
Uncle Herman to come home?
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Well, because
Herman's his father...
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and he loves him, respects him, and
looks up to him with great admiration.
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Yeah, and on top of that...
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he promised to stop off
downtown and buy me a new kite.
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Okay, come on up.
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Up: up' up'
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(man #1)
That's it, higher.
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Okay.
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Hank, watch out!
The rope's gonna break!
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Don't move, we'll call an ambulance.
Ambulance?
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Thank you, you're very kind,
sir, but I feel fine.
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Impossible, it flattened
your head like a pancake.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
I never felt better.
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Mister, don't be so confident.
Wait till you look in a mirror.
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Just look at him.
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We'd better get his name
before he kicks the bucket.
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I don't know
what's keeping him up.
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What's your name, mister?
My name?
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My name is...
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My name?
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That's funny, I haven't got
the vaguest idea.
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My name is...
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Herman is three hours late. What
could have happened to him?
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Maybe the store
was all out of kites...
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and he's too ashamed
to face me.
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No, he's had an accident.
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There's no other explanation.
My Hermie has had an accident.
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Lily, don't be so pessimistic.
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Well, all I know is I wish he'd hurry
up and get home to give me my new kite.
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Eddie, I wish you'd stop worrying
about your stupid kite...
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and start worrying
about your stupid father.
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Eddie, your father
wouldn't let you down.
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Even if he was lying dead someplace,
he'd be thoughtful enough to phone.
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8:30 and where's Big Daddy?
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8:30, it's time
for my favorite TV program.
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It's all about that crazy,
mixed-up family...
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that's always having those
weird, fantastic adventures.
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(male announcer) We delay the
start of Nb; Three Sons...
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to bring you
this special bulletin.
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Local police have taken an amnesia
victim into protective custody.
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Here is a picture
of the amnesia victim.
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Anyone who can
identify this man...
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is urged to contact police
headquarters immediately.
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Well, that's not
John Doe, that's Pop.
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[sighs]
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Uncle Herman has amnesia.
My poor, poor darling.
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00:05:02,869 --> 00:05:07,477
Lily, be calm. Herman is
safe and in good hands.
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00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:11,818
And you and I will go down to claim
him, right after My Three Sons.
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No, we won't, we'll go
down and claim him now.
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Grandpa, you go
and get your cloak.
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Yes, Professor. Yes,
we'll check them both out.
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Thank you for
being good citizens.
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That, Officer Kugel,
was the university.
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Two of their scientists saw a picture
of John Doe on television...
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and each got a theory.
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One figures he's a creature
from outer space.
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And the other?
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The other figures
he's a missing link...
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but he can't figure
what he's a link to.
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[laughing]
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Sarge, do you see what I see?
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Look at their complexions,
they're green. What are they?
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I don't know...
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but if they were fish, the Board of
Health wouldn't let you sell them.
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(Sergeant) Good evening,
what can I do for you?
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Well, you can direct us to
the Lost and Found Department.
78
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What did you lose, Pops,
your marbles? No.
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We lost my husband and his
son-in-law, Herman Munster.
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Alias John Doe.
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A John Doe?
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He's ours, and we want him back.
Why?
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Officer Kugel, shut up
and bring in John Doe.
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Now, you must remember
that amnesia is very delicate.
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If you just tell the victim who he
is, like a bolt out of the blue...
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you're liable to shock him
into a psychological trance.
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So just wait for him
to recognize you.
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Okay?
Okay,
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Sergeant, do you know
how he got amnesia?
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He got hit on the head
with a 300-pound safe.
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I see.
92
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Oh, hi.
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John, this is Mrs. Munster,
and her father.
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How do you do?
How do you do?
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Hi, there.
Hi.
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Do they look familiar?
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I've never seen these
people before in my life.
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[sighs]
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Steady, Lily, be brave.
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Are you sure?
I'm positive.
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I'd remember a cute little
cookie like Mrs. Munster.
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Okay, Kugel, take him back.
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Shall we go?
Sure. Come on.
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It's been very nice
meeting you.
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Bye.
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Did you ever hear the one about
the elephant and the peanut?
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I'm sorry, folks. I know you'd
like to take him home with you...
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but until he knows himself who he is, I
can't release him without a court order.
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00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:08,097
But he's my husband
and the father of our child.
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We want him home
where he belongs.
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Well, in view
of his condition...
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you might try to petition the court
for legal custody of the victim.
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Adoption approved.
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Amy, you're a very lucky child to be
adopted by such wonderful parents.
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I'm sure you'll be
a very happy family.
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All right, bailiff,
next case, please.
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Mrs. Lily Munster...
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and John Doe.
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Say, excuse me, I'm on.
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Give him back his comic books.
That's all right, you can keep them.
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What a nice kid.
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Hello, there.
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Good morning, Your Honor.
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Good morn...
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[clears throat]
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Good morning.
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This is the child?
Well, yes and no.
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He's recovering
from an accident.
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Oh.
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Must have been a beauty.
131
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Well, I've had people
adopt adults before...
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but are you sure
you want to adopt him?
133
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Yes, Your Honor, I am.
134
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Yes, you see, Your Honor, she
believes that older children...
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need love and guidance just
as much as younger ones do.
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Just a minute, who are you? I'm
Mrs. Munster's trustworthy father.
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[clears throat]
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Wait a minute.
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This isn't one of those
Candid Camera stunts, is it?
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00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:03,244
No, sir...
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00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,574
I don't think so.
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00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:10,153
Well, now,
Mrs. Munster, tell me...
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have you given this
careful consideration?
144
00:10:13,846 --> 00:10:15,826
Yes, Your Honor, I have.
145
00:10:16,582 --> 00:10:18,892
And before you made
your final decision...
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00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:23,092
did you go to the orphanage and see what...
who else was available?
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00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:24,424
No.
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00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:28,133
No, I took one look
at John...
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and I knew I couldn't
live without him.
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Thanks, Mom.
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John, tell me, have you
thought this thing out?
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I mean, do you want to go home
with these people...
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and become
a member of this family?
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Can I have my own television set?
Of course, John.
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You've got yourself a deal.
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[clearing throat]
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Well...
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I see from
your financial statement...
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that you're able
to take care of a ward.
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The child is willing.
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Okay, the adoption is granted,
on a temporary trial basis.
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Bailiff, call the next case.
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Thank you, Your Honor.
164
00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:26,961
Your Honor, what exactly do you
mean by "temporary trial basis"?
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Well, if you realize
you've made a mistake...
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just call me, and I'll see what I can
do about getting him in the army.
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00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:44,405
Look at that,
two happy children at play.
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Nice catch, brother John.
Thank you, brother Eddie.
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[grunts]
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I think the whole thing
is disgusting.
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But having Uncle Herman live
here is a wonderful idea...
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because we can try and help
restore his memory bit by bit...
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with him living in his own
house, with his own family.
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Brother Eddie, can I
try kicking one? Sure.
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Thank you.
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Hi, Mom.
Hi, Mommy.
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Is that my new kite?
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Yes, I'm just keeping
that promise made by...
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somebody else.
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Oh, boy. Thanks, Mom.
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Mommy...
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didn't you bring
a kite for me?
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No, dear, but I'm sure
Eddie will let you fly his.
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I don't want to. I just
want to fly my own kite.
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Well, now, John..
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And besides, I think
you're playing favorites...
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just because Eddie is really
yours and I'm just adopted.
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John, that's not true.
You have to learn to share.
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That's right, John, you see,
you're not a baby anymore...
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you're 150 years old.
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Mom, will you get this
old geezer off my back?
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That is enough, John.
Now, run and play with Eddie.
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Eddie, brother Eddie, Mommy says
I can play with the kite, too.
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£J'[scatting]
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Did you think he'd remember
he promised Eddie the kite?
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I had hoped so, yes.
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00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,359
I wonder if that bum
could be faking?
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Mom, may John and I be excused
to go to the dungeon?
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00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:50,533
What for?
200
00:13:50,596 --> 00:13:54,669
Well, the kite doesn't fly high enough, so
we thought we'd put a longer tail on it.
201
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I thought of it.
Congratulations.
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Well, very well,
you're excused.
203
00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:04,118
Finish your milk first.
204
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:06,383
Last one done
is a rotten egg.
205
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,828
Who won, Mommy?
It was a tie.
206
00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:18,661
Darn! You're always
taking his side.
207
00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:20,364
Come on.
208
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:31,581
Your elder son is
somewhat heavy on his feet.
209
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We adopted him
10 days ago...
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and his memory hasn't showed
one sign of returning.
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Not only is it
not returning...
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it's going in the opposite
direction, into second childhood.
213
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Maybe he could get another hit on the head.
That cures amnesia in the movies.
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00:14:48,454 --> 00:14:51,401
Say, that's a good idea, I'll
go down and get a sledgehammer.
215
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:52,492
No!
216
00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:55,531
Why not?
It's too dangerous.
217
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You don't fool around
with a head like Herman's.
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00:14:58,497 --> 00:14:59,601
I disagree.
219
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You give it a few good shots
with a sledgehammer...
220
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:04,906
and whatever happens
is bound to be an improvement.
221
00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:07,280
Grandpa, the answer is no.
222
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(Herman)
It is not.
223
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(Eddie)
It is, too.
224
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It is not.
It is, too.
225
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:11,813
It is not, not, not.
226
00:15:11,877 --> 00:15:13,220
They're fighting.
227
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:17,591
Marilyn, would you please clear the
table, I'll go down and stop them.
228
00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:19,922
I'll go with you.
229
00:15:21,353 --> 00:15:24,527
Now I say that's perfect. Well,
I say it's still too short.
230
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It is not.
It is, too.
231
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:27,967
It is not.
It is, too.
232
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Is not.
ls, too.
233
00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:30,229
Not.
ls, too.
234
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:31,468
It is not.
It is, too.
235
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:33,532
Boys! Now, boys.
236
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[Herman and Eddie arguing]
237
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What is going on here?
238
00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:41,151
I have the kite, we're trying to put...
I want to make the kite...
239
00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:43,345
We undid the kite and we...
See this side...
240
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Go ahead, you tell her.
241
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:49,916
Well, you see, I wanna make the kite
tail longer, but John won't let me.
242
00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:51,984
He keeps pushing me away.
243
00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:57,399
You should be ashamed of yourself. A big
boy like you pushing his little brother.
244
00:15:57,656 --> 00:15:58,896
He pushed me first.
245
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,835
I did not. I did not.
Did, too. Did, too.
246
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,201
Be quiet.
247
00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:03,706
That is enough!
248
00:16:03,762 --> 00:16:05,571
Now, if you
can't play nicely...
249
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:09,169
you both just march straight
upstairs and take your naps.
250
00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:16,716
You heard your mother,
march.
251
00:16:22,247 --> 00:16:25,319
Can we put on ourjammies
and watch television?
252
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,020
Well, yes.
253
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:29,293
Oh, boy,
peachy neato boss.
254
00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:34,604
Mummy?
Yes?
255
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,238
I just remembered something.
You did?
256
00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:44,172
I remembered I keep forgetting to ask
you whatever happened to your husband?
257
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:45,781
Well, he...
258
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:47,206
He--
259
00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:50,947
Well, he's no longer with us.
That's too bad.
260
00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:53,580
I sure would like a papa.
261
00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:56,790
Even Captain Midnight
has a papa.
262
00:16:57,649 --> 00:17:01,756
We hope he may come back someday.
I certainly hope so.
263
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:03,791
But if he doesn't...
264
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:07,929
I'm sure a keen-looking chick like you
will have no trouble in finding a new one.
265
00:17:07,993 --> 00:17:09,370
Bye, Mommy.
266
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:19,880
He has just given me the idea. I'll
be able to solve this whole problem.
267
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:25,852
Will it involve any personal risk?
Not to him, just to me.
268
00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:33,790
You're going to give Uncle
Herman the shock treatment?
269
00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:38,323
Yes, I'm going to receive
a handsome gentleman caller...
270
00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:42,230
and I'm going to let him be
very, very attentive to me...
271
00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:45,507
in front of John,
I mean Herman...
272
00:17:45,864 --> 00:17:50,370
in the hope that he'll be so jealous
that something inside him will snap...
273
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:52,775
and he'll remember
that he's my husband.
274
00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:56,479
I see. Who is this
handsome gentleman caller?
275
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:58,748
Grandpa.
Grandpa?
276
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:03,257
Yes, you see, he's whipping up a
pill that'll turn him into...
277
00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:06,053
the spitting image
of Rock Hudson.
278
00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:10,058
[crashing on TV]
279
00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:16,066
Eddie, naptime.
280
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:20,640
Cousin Marilyn
will tuck you in.
281
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,576
See you later, Mom.
Have a nice nap.
282
00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:26,639
See you, brother John.
See you, brother Eddie.
283
00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:30,451
I don't have to take a nap...
284
00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:33,854
on account of he's only 10
and I'm 150 years old.
285
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:38,686
And because there's somebody coming
here that I want you to meet.
286
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:40,089
Goody.
287
00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:43,693
If I keep my little mouth
shut, do I get a cookie?
288
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,602
Never mind that.
289
00:18:45,657 --> 00:18:47,295
[banging on door]
290
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:51,373
Now, you wait right here.
Yes, Mommy.
291
00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:58,279
N'[music playing on TV]
292
00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:11,923
I thought you were
coming as Rock Hudson.
293
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:14,291
You look like
Rudolf Valentino.
294
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:17,864
I must have gotten
ahold of some old pills.
295
00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:21,100
At least I'm still
in the 20th century.
296
00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:35,179
Good afternoon, sonny.
Good afternoon, sir.
297
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,719
[bonging on TV]
298
00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:40,279
This is my son, John.
John, this is...
299
00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:45,984
Rudolf Smith.
300
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,688
How do you do, Mr. Smith?
301
00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:52,929
Mr. Smith and I are
very dear friends.
302
00:19:52,991 --> 00:19:56,529
As a matter of fact, we're
madly in love with each other.
303
00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:00,370
Do you want me to get
some cheese dip and pretzels?
304
00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:01,467
No.
305
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:05,078
When Lily and I are together,
we don't think of food.
306
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:08,175
We think of moonlight
and desert breezes...
307
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:11,184
and soft, soft violins.
308
00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:19,758
Right?
Right.
309
00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:21,820
If you don't want some
cheese dip and pretzels...
310
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,094
how about some pink lemonade?
311
00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:25,697
[sighing]
312
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:31,334
Hey, kid, would you hold
this for me for a while?
313
00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:38,047
Lily, my Lily...
314
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:41,346
my fragrant flower
of the Sahara.
315
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:43,382
Those limpid eyes...
316
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:47,620
those ruby lips
pleading to be--
317
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:49,923
[shouting]
318
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,796
Will you knock it off?
I'm sorry.
319
00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:58,198
Well, you should be. Can't you
see that I'm about to propose?
320
00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:00,203
Honest lnjun?
321
00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:04,197
Mr. Smith wants
to be my new husband.
322
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:05,939
You see...
323
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:09,807
he wants me to stop carrying the
torch for my old husband...
324
00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:11,504
Herman Munster.
325
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:16,378
Who?
Herman Munster.
326
00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:21,750
She said, "Herman Munster."
327
00:21:23,982 --> 00:21:26,326
Say, listen, can I play
with this up in my room?
328
00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:30,128
Rudolph, may as well
forget it. It's no use.
329
00:21:30,188 --> 00:21:33,726
Aunt Lily!
What's the matter, Marilyn?
330
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:37,171
It's Eddie. I just went up in the room
to tuck him in, and he wasn't there.
331
00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:40,608
He'd opened the window, climbed out
on the roof to fly his new kite.
332
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:44,136
Darn Eddie. Why don't I get
to do neat stuff like that?
333
00:21:44,569 --> 00:21:45,673
My baby!
334
00:21:45,737 --> 00:21:46,977
My baby.
335
00:21:58,583 --> 00:21:59,926
[exclaims]
336
00:22:00,452 --> 00:22:04,025
Eddie, go inside!
Go inside!
337
00:22:04,089 --> 00:22:05,659
(Marilyn)
He's going to fall!
338
00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:09,262
Will you... Be careful, Eddie!
Stand back, just move back, Eddie!
339
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:10,830
Eddie, move back!
340
00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:12,170
(Lily)
No!
341
00:22:17,035 --> 00:22:21,415
Eddie, stand back! Your father
orders you to stand back!
342
00:22:30,782 --> 00:22:34,662
Now, Eddie, that was
a very stupid thing to do.
343
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:38,793
Now, you go straight to bed and we'll
discuss your punishment tomorrow.
344
00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:40,131
Yes, sir.
345
00:22:41,993 --> 00:22:43,165
Eddie.
346
00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:46,871
Now, you run along.
347
00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:52,707
Marilyn, you should not be outside,
dear, without your sweater on.
348
00:22:52,771 --> 00:22:54,341
You'll catch cold.
349
00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:56,044
Yes, Uncle Herman.
350
00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:57,451
Grandpa...
351
00:22:57,709 --> 00:23:00,815
I wish you'd get out of that
cockamamie costume and that makeup...
352
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:03,860
before you embarrass us
in front of all our neighbors.
353
00:23:03,915 --> 00:23:05,258
He's back.
354
00:23:06,184 --> 00:23:08,994
Lily.
Yes, Herman.
355
00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:13,766
Might I say, dear, that
you look especially lovely?
356
00:23:13,859 --> 00:23:15,236
[chuckling]
357
00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:17,701
Thank you, my darling husband.
358
00:23:22,667 --> 00:23:26,911
What's this whip doing here? Has Eddie
been playing with some big boy?
359
00:23:27,038 --> 00:23:31,418
Yes, Herman, one of
the nicest boys I know.
360
00:23:41,987 --> 00:23:46,129
No television for a week?
That is correct.
361
00:23:46,224 --> 00:23:49,068
Oh, Pop.
Now, Eddie, don't complain.
362
00:23:49,394 --> 00:23:52,705
It's a small price to pay
for regaining your father.
363
00:23:52,798 --> 00:23:55,404
Yeah, but I was having fun
with him as my brother.
364
00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:57,538
Uncle Herman?
Yes, dear.
365
00:23:57,602 --> 00:24:01,015
How would you describe the way
you got your memory back?
366
00:24:01,072 --> 00:24:02,449
I'd say...
367
00:24:02,808 --> 00:24:03,843
[clears throat]
368
00:24:03,909 --> 00:24:08,483
I'd say that family, love, and
devotion are thicker than amnesia.
369
00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:14,825
Herman, you phrased that beautifully.
Thank you.
370
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,324
I did, didn't I?
371
00:24:18,323 --> 00:24:21,133
Where's Grandpa?
He's down in the dungeon.
372
00:24:21,693 --> 00:24:25,231
He's been up all night trying
to invent another pill...
373
00:24:25,530 --> 00:24:27,976
that will bring him
back to normal.
374
00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:30,440
But he's still
having trouble.
375
00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:32,448
Good morning.
376
00:24:39,277 --> 00:24:42,315
Well, all right, I'll just
have a little breakfast now...
377
00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:45,452
and then I'll go down
to the lab and try again.
378
00:24:46,084 --> 00:24:48,325
That might be
a very good idea.
379
00:24:48,787 --> 00:24:50,198
[snickering]
380
00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:52,594
Say, Grandpa.
Yes?
381
00:24:54,292 --> 00:24:56,636
What's new
with Marie Antoinette?
382
00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:04,340
That's very funny.
383
00:25:04,736 --> 00:25:06,113
Very funny.
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