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(Adapted from the novel "Counterattack" by Chai Ji Dan)

(Episode 6, You Swing Around So Much That It Confuses Me)

You're so stubborn.

I'll spank you...

as I go.

If I don't spank or hit you,

you'll be so arrogant.

I'm hungry.

Fine.

I'll feed you first.

Wait for me.

He almost succeeded.

It's so hot.

So hot.

Look at Chi Cheng.

To keep snakes,

he locked himself in such a hot and humid place.

Even the water is hot.

He didn't give them to Yue Yue.

One, two, three,

four, five.

Not one is missing.

That was fast.

These are all your favorites.

Should I go now?

If I don't go now, I really can't leave anymore.

(Yue Yue)

Darling, why didn't you answer my call?

We were together for so long. She's never been this sweet.

They've only been together for a few months...

and she calls him so sweetly.

Cut it out.

Are you ticklish?

No.

I've never been ticklish since I was a kid.

How can you say you're not ticklish?

Let me try.

How?

Look at you.

You've slept with so many men.

You're so experienced.

You don't need me.

I've never slept with a man.

Let me try...

and have fun.

You want to have fun with me?

You have a death wish.

Chi Cheng, I'm warning you. Don't mess around.

I'll kill you if you refuse.

Chi Cheng.

If you dare to sleep with me now,

we can only have a physical relationship.

I will never give my heart to you!

You're freaking negotiating with me?

Then tell me.

How do you feel about me?

You just spanked me. What's that about?

Say something.

Get lost.

What do you think?

Think about it.

I think it's a good idea.

You can keep having a girlfriend.

When you're free,

come to me.

You'll have two of us.

Isn't that nice?

Right?

That's good indeed.

What's good?

Let's try it.

Get lost. Get out of my way.

What an act.

He's even in my dream.

What act?

If you dare to sleep with me now,

we can only have a physical relationship.

(Safe and smooth life)

Watch what you eat from now on.

- Okay. - And take your medicine on time.

Okay.

You didn't come home last night.

Sir.

Touch my waist.

Why?

Forget it.

- What's wrong? - That's strange.

I don't feel anything.

When he touched my waist, why did I react like that?

It's nothing.

Da Wei, I have something to tell you.

Let's go.

Da Wei, I heard something from Li Wang about Chi Cheng.

I don't know if it'll help.

Go ahead.

Guo Cheng Yu and Chi Cheng were rivals in love.

What?

Wait.

Chi Cheng's boyfriend in college, Wang Shuo,

slept with Guo Cheng Yu.

This caused...

Chi Cheng and Wang Shuo's breakup.

And then?

Then the guy left the country.

Chi Cheng and Guo Cheng Yu...

used to be best friends.

After this incident,

they fell out with each other.

In the six years after they graduated from college,

if Guo Cheng Yu liked a guy,

Chi Cheng would steal it from him.

Darn it.

If he finds out what I'm up to,

he'll kill me.

So you have to think carefully.

If it really doesn't work, get out while you can.

We can't afford to offend someone like him.

Sir.

I don't think...

I can get out of it now.

It's okay.

I'll help you meet with Guo Cheng Yu.

I can...

get news about Wang Shuo for you too.

I have reasons to suspect that you want to know the gossip yourself.

Mom.

Xiao Chi is such a good boy.

These are from him again?

Yes, he was just here yesterday.

He put down these things and left.

Look.

This is the purple Ganoderma he gave me.

He said it can lower blood lipids.

He's so thoughtful.

Mom.

We shouldn't take undeserved rewards.

Let's not accept these.

You're right.

I have to give him something in return.

Da Qiong.

I just picked these corns from the field.

Last time, Xiao Chi seemed to like it.

Go and bring him some.

- Okay. - I'll cook them for him now.

I'll bring them.

I'll bring them.

Where did you get the corn?

Give me one.

I didn't have lunch.

Go downstairs and buy one yourself if you're hungry.

How did it go with what I asked you to do?

I got in touch with the snake dealer.

You were right.

There's more than one snake egg thief.

I found a reliable one and made arrangements.

We can switch the snakes soon.

My dad doesn't know, right?

No.

We're keeping an eye in the cafeteria.

Those chefs are still eyeing them.

The snake must still be in the cellar. They haven't moved.

Hey.

Listen.

I'm so tired today.

What did you do?

I got two new snake rooms...

and served a few dens of snake dads.

No, snake moms.

When snakes lay eggs, why are they so angry?

I wanted to move their nests and they bit me.

You got bitten?

They didn't get me.

You know how quick my reaction is.

It's going to rain tomorrow.

Remember to bring an umbrella when you go out.

I have to go. I'm hanging up.

Bye.

Who were you talking to?

You've been acting strange lately.

I called you ten times, it was busy nine times.

And each time, it was for half an hour.

Didn't you say that your calls don't last for more than a minute?

Why are you so serious lately?

I heard Chi Cheng's sister will be back in a few days.

It's going to be lively.

Two days ago, Jiang Xiao Shuai asked me about you.

Do you think he likes you?

Didn't he...

ask about Chi Cheng too?

He did, but I felt something was off.

I just played dumb and brushed him off.

Do you believe...

that when we pass by his clinic later,

Jiang Xiao Shuai...

will definitely stop us?

Young Master Guo.

I don't think he'll stop us.

We'll see.

Dr. Jiang.

You're watering the plants?

How leisurely.

All right. Let's go.

All right.

Get out.

What's up, Dr. Jiang?

I'm in a bit of a hurry.

Please get out of the way.

You have a very serious illness.

Really? What is it?

I can see...

terminal lucidity in you.

If you want to live,

follow me.

Awesome.

Dr. Jiang.

How can this illness...

be treated?

You need to be selfless...

with a love that knows no bounds.

I heard you have a pet snake park.

I have a friend...

who wants to keep snakes too.

He wants to learn from you.

How does he want to learn?

You're so good at keeping snakes.

It must have taken you a long time.

Quite long indeed.

I've been keeping them since college.

He finally got to the point.

Your college life with Chi Cheng was so interesting.

Do you have a mutual friend...

who likes to keep snakes too?

What do you think?

But it's true.

When we were in college,

there were a lot of people...

who wanted to keep snakes at all costs.

The legendary Wang Shuo is finally rising to the surface.

But now, I'm the only one left.

All of his snakes are gone.

There's only one left.

He's been carrying it with him.

Could the one you're talking about...

be...

That's right.

You know him too.

He's Chi Cheng.

Are you kidding me?

Why are Chi Cheng's snakes gone?

A dad must discipline a disobedient son, of course.

If he didn't take his snakes, why would he go to work?

That means...

Chi Cheng's dad...

forcefully arranged his job.

It's over.

Let's continue talking about how to cure my illness.

The receptionist said someone was looking for me.

- It was you? - Yes.

Gang.

Let me ask you something.

- About Chi Cheng? - Yes.

Well...

Have you been with Chi Cheng for years?

Did he not work in his family's company before?

No, he focused on keeping snakes from the start.

That makes sense.

Can he manage to stay at the company?

He's been transferred to several departments.

He has to stay even if he can't.

His precious snakes are in the chairman's hands.

He'd do whatever he's told.

He wouldn't dare to disobey.

It turns out that his dad really forcefully arranged his job.

I thought he did it to aim at me.

Why did I only realize it now?

How can someone like Chi Cheng who does things his way...

be manipulated by his girlfriend?

I have something to do.

I'll leave you to your work. I'll go ahead.

(Yue Yue)

Why am I so popular today?

Ms. Yue.

Xiao Gang, I have something to ask you.

Go ahead, Ms. Yue.

Recently, whenever I call Chi Cheng,

why is his line always busy?

Did he...

Did he meet a new girl...

and keep calling her?

Xiao Gang.

Ms. Yue.

It's okay. Just tell me who she is.

I won't tell anyone.

I really don't know anything about that.

Stop.

From now on, just charge forward.

The bully has your back.

He didn't give them to Yue Yue.

Look.

This is the purple Ganoderma he gave me.

He said it can lower blood lipids.

He's so sensible.

Stop what you're doing.

Tell him the truth.

What's wrong?

I'm not in a good mood now.

You should go home.

- Actually... - Didn't you hear me?

I told you to go home.

I'm not leaving today.

I want to see what you'll do to me.

I'm sorry.

If I had known, I wouldn't have applied the medicine.

It was almost numb before.

Today, can you go home first?

I'll visit you early tomorrow.

Wait for me.

It's his birthday today.

When he gave me Green-Eyed Monster,

I could carry him with one palm.

Six years.

He probably doesn't even remember what Green-Eyed Monster looks like.

How long were you with him?

Over three years.

Three years.

They've been together for three years.

But he hasn't gotten over him in six years.

We were together for three years too.

How long will it take for me to get over her?

If it weren't for Wang Shuo,

Cheng Yu and I as childhood friends,

we wouldn't be this way today.

Luckily, he knows his place.

He left the country quickly.

If I see him again,

I'll surely kill him.

Da Bao.

Have you ever experienced...

greeting your love rival...

with a smile?

Am I not experiencing it now?

I've been experiencing it for six years.

I've also experienced it...

for over six months.

Da Bao.

You're the best.

You're pure.

Your heart is pure too.

I'm going to get some water.

In the past, I even imagined being with him for the rest of my life.

When I think about it now, it's ridiculous.

When you're in love,

who isn't a fool like that?

Yue Yue and I...

almost met each other's parents too.

Do you think I'm lovesick?

Wait.

I'm talking about my affairs. Why are you crying?

Who's crying for you?

I'm crying for myself.

I feel guilty.

About what?

Actually,

I'm not pure at all.

All right, give it to me.

Hey.

What are you thinking about?

Yesterday,

I went to see Xiao Gang.

He said Chi Cheng changed jobs...

because of his dad.

It has nothing to do with me.

- So? - So...

Chi Cheng doesn't know that I have an ex-girlfriend named Yue Yue.

Every time he picked on me,

it was just a coincidence.

You two are fated then.

More like ill-fated.

You took revenge on the wrong person.

What are you going to do next?

I don't know.

Why don't you just forget about it?

I...

I'm thinking about doing that.

(Yue Yue)

- Who is it? - It's Yue Yue.

Why does she have my new number?

Little jerk, are you putting on an act?

Let's see who's so bold...

as to steal my man.

Hello?

It's a man?

Who are you?

Wu Qi Qiong.

Why is it you?

You called me. Why are you asking me that?

The number for the harassment calls I worked so hard to get...

actually belongs to my ex-boyfriend.

Have you always been using this number?

Do you always share a number with someone else?

Wu Qi Qiong, you're shameless.

How am I shameless?

Are you jealous that I'm doing too well...

that you intentionally called my boyfriend to come between us?

Wu Qi Qiong, let me tell you. Don't try to play tricks.

I'll never like you again.

Just give up.

Don't call my boyfriend from now on. Don't mention me in front of him.

Otherwise, I won't let you off!

Just don't mention me in front of him.

As if!

Do you really think you're so great?

I'm afraid mentioning you will dirty his ears.

I've decided.

What's your plan?

I must kill her.

My cactus ball.

- No! - Kid.

- Kid, don't be afraid. - No.

- No. - Be good.

- Ma'am. - I...

- Ma'am, please calm her down. - No.

It's almost done. It won't take long.

- Go do your work. I'll do it. - It's very quick.

- No. - Here.

Baby, look.

What's this?

What's this?

A cactus ball.

Do you like it?

Look at the circles on it.

Isn't it cute?

Yes.

I'll give you one every time you come.

All right.

You can now go home healthily.

Bye, Xiao Shuai.

Bye.

Thank you, doctor.

Shuai.

Can I treat you to a meal?

I heard...

there's a new Thai restaurant nearby...

that's really good.

You don't have to.

What?

You've got all the information you need...

and everything you want to know,

so now,

I'm of no use to you anymore.

Right?

I don't know what you're talking about.

However,

I haven't found out what I want to know.

Well,

Wu Suo Wei...

is getting close to my friend.

What exactly is his motive?

What do you mean?

Is it fun to fall...

for your love rival?

Don't tell Chi Cheng about this.

Try the shrimp.

It's just a coincidence.

He only found out he has a girlfriend...

after getting to know Chi Cheng.

He's afraid Chi Cheng will find out.

That's why he didn't tell him.

The tom yum soup here is good.

Here.

I got you a bowl. Try it.

Try it.

I know you have an issue with Chi Cheng.

But...

Is that mouth of yours...

only good for talking?

It's quite good.

This place is so remote.

How did you know about it?

My company...

has a Food Appraisal Department.

We specialize in searching for good food everywhere.

How about this?

When you're not busy anymore,

I'll take you to them one by one.

So...

you really just want to treat me to a meal?

Then do you want...

to go a step further?

Eat up.

How is it? Is it good?

This restaurant's food is good.

Guo Cheng Yu knows how to eat.

I guess he's not all bad.

Perfect, I've been craving Thai food lately.

I've been watching a lot of videos of this.

I've been craving it so much.

Sir.

Why do I feel like you're being controlled?

Don't talk nonsense.

Let me help you with your homework.

How have you two been lately?

I've been busy in the past couple of days.

I didn't talk to him.

Are you busy or feeling guilty?

What about him? Hasn't he contacted you?

No.

He hasn't contacted me...

since we drank together last time.

Apart from drinking, what else did you two do?

We just talked.

He even told me about his past relationship.

I've never seen him like that.

He sounded...

quite pitiful.

Is it possible...

that as such a mighty person,

he suddenly you showed a side of him that no one knows about,

so he felt embarrassed afterward?

Does he...

have any shame?

If you don't believe me, give him a call.

(Da Bao)

- Hello? - What are you doing now?

I'm having a meal with friends.

Who are you having a meal with?

Do you need anything? If not, I'm hanging up.

Why are you so polite today, Young Master Chi?

That's right. Don't you usually just hang up?

Shut up.

I do need something.

Tell me.

After I went to see you last time,

didn't you tell me a lot about your past?

I thought about it when I went home.

I think...

I'm hanging up.

He hung up.

You were right.

I told you.

He's just feeling embarrassed.

He's...

quite funny.

Let me tell you.

Gang.

Why did he leave?

Young Master Chi...

has been acting like this in the past few days.

When I'm walking with him, I must be three meters away.

He pulls such a long face.

- Come on. Let's drink. - Come on.

I'm already prepared...

for a long battle.

Now, Chi Cheng and Yue Yue...

won't be breaking up anytime soon.

Why?

Doesn't Chi Cheng no longer love Yue Yue?

Chi Cheng has a batch of snakes.

His dad has them.

If he wants to keep the snakes alive,

he has to obey his dad's orders.

So Chi Cheng's dad is satisfied with Yue Yue?

You can't say that.

He thinks...

that instead of him hanging out with other men,

his dad would surely agree as long as it's a woman.

What if Chi Cheng is willing to give up the snakes...

just to be with you?

That's impossible.

My relationship with Chi Cheng now...

isn't comparable to those snakes.

That's hard then.

There is a way.

I plan...

to break them up by force.

Break them up by force?

Do you know...

what Yue Yue is most afraid of?

Snakes.

She must hate Green-Eyed Monster...

and is scheming to get rid of him.

I just need to start from there...

and lure Yue Yue to hurt Green-Eyed Monster.

Then you step forward.

That's a must.

After all, Er Bao is one of our own.

How can I bear...

to let Yue Yue hurt him?

The problem is how you're going to lure her.

Using human emotions.

Think about it.

Yue Yue must think she has married into a rich family...

and can't wait to get rid of this obstacle, Green-Eyed Monster.

I just need to gradually...

increase her time with Green-Eyed Monster.

By then,

she won't be able to resist hurting Green-Eyed Monster.

When that happens...

and Chi Cheng finds out about it,

he'll get rid of Yue Yue.

- Slowly. - Put it down.

Green-Eyed Monster.

Why are you here?

You're sweating so much.

Stop wiping it. It's all over me now.

There's someone here.

Why is there sand in my eyes?

He's more embarrassed than you.

Do you know how many days we haven't met?

Maybe five days.

Six whole days.

This cigarette is good.

Have you sold the snake eggs?

No. The market is really bad lately.

The market price is much lower than last year's.

I'm afraid to sell them.

You're so manipulative.

How can I not know the market price this year?

I know you love manipulative people.

Actually, it's quite nice here.

That's right. It's so nice.

Look how shy they are.

That's right.

Don't move.

I can't believe...

it's already autumn.

We broke up so long ago.

I even tried so hard to make her stay before.

Now, I'm flirting with her current boyfriend.

This world is crazy.

(Bonus Clip)

Form a Food Appraisal Department at the company...

to search for food from all over the country.

Categorize and rank them, then send them to me.

When do you need it?

In three days.