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thank you

welcome back

I can take that

oh are you okay

oh are you okay

oh are you okay um

um

um it's dislocated it's fine

it's dislocated it's fine

it's dislocated it's fine [Music]

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[Music] Jonah

Jonah

Jonah it's his office he wants to see you

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foreign

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[Music] Nicholas wants to see you

tell him uh he's here now

tell him uh he's here now

tell him uh he's here now easy report on the neighborhood massacre

easy report on the neighborhood massacre

easy report on the neighborhood massacre in Azalea's location

in Azalea's location

in Azalea's location let me just

yeah yeah I'll be right there

yeah yeah I'll be right there

yeah yeah I'll be right there [Music]

thank you

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foreign

no I don't I don't because it's a bad

no I don't I don't because it's a bad

no I don't I don't because it's a bad hypothetical would you rather eat a

hypothetical would you rather eat a

hypothetical would you rather eat a brick or kill a man what the [ __ ] what

brick or kill a man what the [ __ ] what

brick or kill a man what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] does that mean

the [ __ ] does that mean

the [ __ ] does that mean what part are you confused about um I

what part are you confused about um I

what part are you confused about um I don't know I guess eating a brick what

don't know I guess eating a brick what

don't know I guess eating a brick what seems to be the issue

seems to be the issue

seems to be the issue and how well it's one brick one standard

and how well it's one brick one standard

and how well it's one brick one standard brick right a standard brick

brick right a standard brick

brick right a standard brick of course a standard wreck and you have

of course a standard wreck and you have

of course a standard wreck and you have a year no two years to eat it look at

a year no two years to eat it look at

a year no two years to eat it look at that factor into the equation right now

that factor into the equation right now

that factor into the equation right now keep up okay but why why does that

keep up okay but why why does that

keep up okay but why why does that matter it matters because like

matter it matters because like

matter it matters because like if you have a year you can dust it up

if you have a year you can dust it up

if you have a year you can dust it up and eat it in many meals over the year

and eat it in many meals over the year

and eat it in many meals over the year instead of like raw dogging in at once

instead of like raw dogging in at once

instead of like raw dogging in at once Jesus Christ you've given this like way

Jesus Christ you've given this like way

Jesus Christ you've given this like way too much thought

too much thought

too much thought Okay so

Okay so

Okay so would I rather eat a brick but I have

would I rather eat a brick but I have

would I rather eat a brick but I have two years to do it and I can like dust

two years to do it and I can like dust

two years to do it and I can like dust it up

it up

it up or kill a man yeah

or kill a man yeah

or kill a man yeah what man

what man

what man what

what

what well what man like can I pick the man

well what man like can I pick the man

well what man like can I pick the man does it have to be a man can be like a

does it have to be a man can be like a

does it have to be a man can be like a kid or um

kid or um

kid or um you don't get to pick but it's a

you don't get to pick but it's a

you don't get to pick but it's a stranger so it's no family no friends

stranger so it's no family no friends

stranger so it's no family no friends and no it can be a woman okay

and no it can be a woman okay

and no it can be a woman okay [Music]

[Music]

[Music] I really want to kill someone boom

I really want to kill someone boom

I really want to kill someone boom Raven is hello man then eat a brick I'm

Raven is hello man then eat a brick I'm

Raven is hello man then eat a brick I'm saying you have to be open to the

saying you have to be open to the

saying you have to be open to the possibility of what I really don't want

possibility of what I really don't want

possibility of what I really don't want to do either of these things

I'll think of anyone okay

I'll think of anyone okay

I'll think of anyone okay do you have a signal yet

do you have a signal yet

do you have a signal yet uh no I don't think so why do you no I

uh no I don't think so why do you no I

uh no I don't think so why do you no I haven't had one since yesterday

haven't had one since yesterday

haven't had one since yesterday it's nice though right oh yeah

it's nice though right oh yeah

it's nice though right oh yeah definitely I just want to tell the folks

definitely I just want to tell the folks

definitely I just want to tell the folks I'm all right you know let's see I'm

I'm all right you know let's see I'm

I'm all right you know let's see I'm excited to just like unplug and be in

excited to just like unplug and be in

excited to just like unplug and be in nature with you though oh yeah okay look

nature with you though oh yeah okay look

nature with you though oh yeah okay look at animals maybe kiss a little tap some

at animals maybe kiss a little tap some

at animals maybe kiss a little tap some more You're Gonna Kiss Me before

more You're Gonna Kiss Me before

more You're Gonna Kiss Me before marriage maybe I plan to making my wife

marriage maybe I plan to making my wife

marriage maybe I plan to making my wife you don't know are you proposing to me

you don't know are you proposing to me

you don't know are you proposing to me right now I mean no

right now I mean no

right now I mean no definitely not but you know I could in

definitely not but you know I could in

definitely not but you know I could in the future didn't you invite all our

the future didn't you invite all our

the future didn't you invite all our friends and family oh you know

friends and family oh you know

friends and family oh you know [Music]

I think I'm gonna break into our rations

I think I'm gonna break into our rations

I think I'm gonna break into our rations a little bit oh no you can't oh go back

a little bit oh no you can't oh go back

a little bit oh no you can't oh go back there what

there what

there what you can't go back there

you can't go back there

you can't go back there why

um

um

um reasons oh

reasons oh

reasons oh okay I won't yeah sure yeah

are you okay why are we pull it over

are you okay why are we pull it over

are you okay why are we pull it over it's not my fault you couldn't think of

it's not my fault you couldn't think of

it's not my fault you couldn't think of a good line no Riley please don't no

a good line no Riley please don't no

a good line no Riley please don't no Riley

Riley

Riley oh [ __ ]

oh [ __ ]

oh [ __ ] surprise

Raven okay I know that it's kind of

Raven okay I know that it's kind of

Raven okay I know that it's kind of weird and like stupid and not useful

weird and like stupid and not useful

weird and like stupid and not useful like at all but you said that you're

like at all but you said that you're

like at all but you said that you're into this question it's a [ __ ] Katana

into this question it's a [ __ ] Katana

into this question it's a [ __ ] Katana this is the coolest gift I've ever

this is the coolest gift I've ever

this is the coolest gift I've ever gotten I can totally return it I think I

gotten I can totally return it I think I

gotten I can totally return it I think I like it like I can totally take it back

like it like I can totally take it back

like it like I can totally take it back it totally it's okay

it totally it's okay

it totally it's okay I love it

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[Music] no they're all going to stay away from

no they're all going to stay away from

no they're all going to stay away from the camp lesbians he's one of them has a

the camp lesbians he's one of them has a

the camp lesbians he's one of them has a [ __ ] Katana It's gotta be awesome a

[ __ ] Katana It's gotta be awesome a

[ __ ] Katana It's gotta be awesome a lesbians what the [ __ ] is that

the crash

the crash

the crash I don't know I mean it doesn't really

I don't know I mean it doesn't really

I don't know I mean it doesn't really doesn't really look like a crash

doesn't really look like a crash

doesn't really look like a crash honestly

did I just hit a person

did I just hit a person

did I just hit a person I'm Raven Raven what the [ __ ] do we do

I'm Raven Raven what the [ __ ] do we do

I'm Raven Raven what the [ __ ] do we do check do we do we do we check are you

check do we do we do we check are you

check do we do we do we check are you asking me I don't know I don't know okay

asking me I don't know I don't know okay

asking me I don't know I don't know okay um

um

um I'm gonna go check on them okay okay

I'm gonna go check on them okay okay

I'm gonna go check on them okay okay okay

okay

okay um I'll try to call someone

um I'll try to call someone

um I'll try to call someone okay okay

sir

sir

sir sir are you okay um

sir are you okay um

sir are you okay um so my girlfriend is is trying to call

so my girlfriend is is trying to call

so my girlfriend is is trying to call someone trying to get service to call

someone trying to get service to call

someone trying to get service to call someone

there's still no signal what happened I

there's still no signal what happened I

there's still no signal what happened I don't know Riley I think we really hurt

don't know Riley I think we really hurt

don't know Riley I think we really hurt him

him

him I don't know he's acting really weird

I don't know he's acting really weird

I don't know he's acting really weird and why let go

go go go go go go go

go go go go go go go

go go go go go go go [Applause]

[ __ ] rightly okay okay okay okay okay

[ __ ] rightly okay okay okay okay okay

[ __ ] rightly okay okay okay okay okay okay

foreign

services that are still out there are

services that are still out there are

services that are still out there are working to secure safe zones for the

working to secure safe zones for the

working to secure safe zones for the infected but most have failed I

stay away from any and all infected

stay away from any and all infected

stay away from any and all infected individuals

thank you

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[Music]

[Music] okay yeah no more like that okay

okay yeah no more like that okay

okay yeah no more like that okay would you rather eat a brick okay

would you rather eat a brick okay

would you rather eat a brick okay rubber boots

this is supposed to be like survivalist

this is supposed to be like survivalist

this is supposed to be like survivalist now you're a Survivor I'm the

now you're a Survivor I'm the

now you're a Survivor I'm the survivalist so we have to keep there's

survivalist so we have to keep there's

survivalist so we have to keep there's nutrition like there's probably vitamins

nutrition like there's probably vitamins

nutrition like there's probably vitamins I'm so sure that a rubber boot has so

I'm so sure that a rubber boot has so

I'm so sure that a rubber boot has so much [ __ ]

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[Music]

[Music] um

um

um stay low

stay low

stay low it's okay we can just walk around it

it's okay we can just walk around it

it's okay we can just walk around it through all this

through all this

through all this no let me handle it

no let me handle it

no let me handle it yeah it's just this one plus I need to

yeah it's just this one plus I need to

yeah it's just this one plus I need to practice it's not worth it raise it

practice it's not worth it raise it

practice it's not worth it raise it just let me do it

okay

okay

okay [Applause]

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rightly

all right

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

thank you

thank you

thank you [Music]

I'm so sorry it was an accident

I'm so sorry it was an accident

I'm so sorry it was an accident [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

I'm sorry

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Camp here for the night

we grew up and decide what to do

we grew up and decide what to do

we grew up and decide what to do tomorrow

tomorrow

tomorrow I didn't do it on purpose no by Lee just

I didn't do it on purpose no by Lee just

I didn't do it on purpose no by Lee just help me set up

Riley

Riley

Riley [Music]

[Music]

[Music] and help me set up

and help me set up

and help me set up okay

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Riley I'm sorry I'm just depressed

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[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] all right

foreign

holy [ __ ]

holy [ __ ]

holy [ __ ] just me oh my God you scared the [ __ ]

just me oh my God you scared the [ __ ]

just me oh my God you scared the [ __ ] out of me Riley

out of me Riley

out of me Riley sorry

it's okay

it's okay

it's okay [Applause]

look I wanted to apologize for how I

look I wanted to apologize for how I

look I wanted to apologize for how I acted yesterday you don't have to talk

acted yesterday you don't have to talk

acted yesterday you don't have to talk about that I think I figured out a way

about that I think I figured out a way

about that I think I figured out a way for us to get some supplies back to make

for us to get some supplies back to make

for us to get some supplies back to make things already got it covered

things already got it covered

things already got it covered wait what are you talking about

wait what are you talking about

wait what are you talking about look what I found

look what I found

look what I found Riley where did you get this in the town

Riley where did you get this in the town

Riley where did you get this in the town when were you in a town well last night

when were you in a town well last night

when were you in a town well last night I went to a town after

I went to a town after

I went to a town after I went out to a town [ __ ] went into

I went out to a town [ __ ] went into

I went out to a town [ __ ] went into town without me do you understand how

town without me do you understand how

town without me do you understand how dangerous that is it was barely a town

dangerous that is it was barely a town

dangerous that is it was barely a town it was like two buildings in a road plus

it was like two buildings in a road plus

it was like two buildings in a road plus I brought the guitar yeah that doesn't

I brought the guitar yeah that doesn't

I brought the guitar yeah that doesn't matter Riley it was still dangerous it

matter Riley it was still dangerous it

matter Riley it was still dangerous it was nothing you shouldn't have gone but

was nothing you shouldn't have gone but

was nothing you shouldn't have gone but I got the supplies yeah that wouldn't

I got the supplies yeah that wouldn't

I got the supplies yeah that wouldn't have mattered if you had died but I

have mattered if you had died but I

have mattered if you had died but I didn't die do you understand how much

didn't die do you understand how much

didn't die do you understand how much danger you put us both I know Raven but

danger you put us both I know Raven but

danger you put us both I know Raven but what if you brought something back or or

what if you brought something back or or

what if you brought something back or or fell or gotten I just wanted to help

fell or gotten I just wanted to help

fell or gotten I just wanted to help you

you

you you do so much and I wanted to help out

you do so much and I wanted to help out

you do so much and I wanted to help out and fix my big [ __ ] mistake from

and fix my big [ __ ] mistake from

and fix my big [ __ ] mistake from yesterday okay

I'm sorry

I'm sorry

I'm sorry I'm really sorry about everything

you're right I'm

you're right I'm

you're right I'm I'm sorry

I'm sorry

I'm sorry I appreciate it I really I do really yes

I appreciate it I really I do really yes

I appreciate it I really I do really yes of course but

of course but

of course but maybe it's dangerous to go out there

maybe it's dangerous to go out there

maybe it's dangerous to go out there alone I know that Raven but I can handle

alone I know that Raven but I can handle

alone I know that Raven but I can handle myself I know I know it's just

myself I know I know it's just

myself I know I know it's just we have to stick together we can't do

we have to stick together we can't do

we have to stick together we can't do this by ourselves

this by ourselves

this by ourselves it's you and me versus the world right

it's you and me versus the world right

it's you and me versus the world right yeah

yeah

yeah come on I got your favorite beast from

come on I got your favorite beast from

come on I got your favorite beast from the 1980s oh what a steal and and

the 1980s oh what a steal and and

the 1980s oh what a steal and and tampons oh you're lying

so

how bad do you think it is

how bad do you think it is

how bad do you think it is what is like

what is like

what is like like the rest of the world

oh

oh

oh um

um

um I don't know uh

to be honest

to be honest

to be honest probably not great

kind of depends on how it spreads and

kind of depends on how it spreads and

kind of depends on how it spreads and you know I don't think they've contained

you know I don't think they've contained

you know I don't think they've contained it very well considering it hurt

it very well considering it hurt

it very well considering it hurt anything

anything

anything maybe it's just right here maybe

maybe it's just right here maybe

maybe it's just right here maybe everywhere else is fine and we are just

everywhere else is fine and we are just

everywhere else is fine and we are just at the center of it getting specifically

at the center of it getting specifically

at the center of it getting specifically [ __ ] but

[ __ ] but

[ __ ] but I don't know I don't

I don't know I don't

I don't know I don't I don't think that's it

I don't think that's it

I don't think that's it but that doesn't matter because all we

but that doesn't matter because all we

but that doesn't matter because all we have to focus on right now is survival

have to focus on right now is survival

have to focus on right now is survival and getting through the winter and then

and getting through the winter and then

and getting through the winter and then you can figure out everything else

I have an idea

I have an idea

I have an idea what

what

what what if we didn't have to spend the

what if we didn't have to spend the

what if we didn't have to spend the winter up here or at least spend the

winter up here or at least spend the

winter up here or at least spend the worst of it up here

worst of it up here

worst of it up here what do you mean well like you said

what do you mean well like you said

what do you mean well like you said we don't know how the rest of the world

we don't know how the rest of the world

we don't know how the rest of the world is

is

is so maybe they're okay

so maybe they're okay

so maybe they're okay what are you saying

what are you saying

what are you saying we go home

we go home

we go home what now

what now

what now we go home so we don't have to freeze up

we go home so we don't have to freeze up

we go home so we don't have to freeze up here

here

here plus it'll start getting warmer the

plus it'll start getting warmer the

plus it'll start getting warmer the further we head West plus plus we can't

further we head West plus plus we can't

further we head West plus plus we can't stay up here forever so why not go now

stay up here forever so why not go now

stay up here forever so why not go now going back to Salt Lake City yeah

going back to Salt Lake City yeah

going back to Salt Lake City yeah I mean it's just it's safer to stay here

I mean it's just it's safer to stay here

I mean it's just it's safer to stay here and loot the towns that are around here

and loot the towns that are around here

and loot the towns that are around here but what happens when those supplies run

but what happens when those supplies run

but what happens when those supplies run out but why would we risk going

out but why would we risk going

out but why would we risk going somewhere that we don't know is safe

somewhere that we don't know is safe

somewhere that we don't know is safe Raven I just want to go home

Raven I just want to go home

Raven I just want to go home I'm scared and I want to go home

I'm scared and I want to go home

I'm scared and I want to go home even if for closure

even if for closure

even if for closure nothing else

nothing else

nothing else and I want to do it with you because

and I want to do it with you because

and I want to do it with you because we're a team

we're a team

we're a team right

right

right and I know it's kind of dangerous and

and I know it's kind of dangerous and

and I know it's kind of dangerous and God knows I haven't had the greatest

God knows I haven't had the greatest

God knows I haven't had the greatest ideas but

ideas but

ideas but I want to do it we need to do it

I want to do it we need to do it

I want to do it we need to do it please Raven

okay yes but here's the deal

okay yes but here's the deal

okay yes but here's the deal we can start heading out west okay but

we can start heading out west okay but

we can start heading out west okay but we need to do it as safely as possible

we need to do it as safely as possible

we need to do it as safely as possible okay how do we do that

okay how do we do that

okay how do we do that um

um

um start heading west as soon as possible

start heading west as soon as possible

start heading west as soon as possible we need to ration our supplies because

we need to ration our supplies because

we need to ration our supplies because we don't know when we're going to be

we don't know when we're going to be

we don't know when we're going to be able to resupply we need to loot every

able to resupply we need to loot every

able to resupply we need to loot every place that we can find

place that we can find

place that we can find we need to do our checks [ __ ] the jugs I

we need to do our checks [ __ ] the jugs I

we need to do our checks [ __ ] the jugs I feel good Raven we have a destination

feel good Raven we have a destination

feel good Raven we have a destination now what's your name Riley Harris and my

now what's your name Riley Harris and my

now what's your name Riley Harris and my badass girlfriend and I are going home

badass girlfriend and I are going home

badass girlfriend and I are going home where are you from don't like Judy the

where are you from don't like Judy the

where are you from don't like Judy the only time anyone's ever been excited to

only time anyone's ever been excited to

only time anyone's ever been excited to go to Salt Lake City hey okay we can

go to Salt Lake City hey okay we can

go to Salt Lake City hey okay we can start heading out [ __ ] yeah

I love you

hey you're sure that you're safe right

hey you're sure that you're safe right

hey you're sure that you're safe right yeah what do you mean

yeah what do you mean

yeah what do you mean it's like nothing

it's like nothing

it's like nothing happened when you were in town

happened when you were in town

happened when you were in town you don't have to worry about me Raven I

you don't have to worry about me Raven I

you don't have to worry about me Raven I told you then I can take care of myself

told you then I can take care of myself

told you then I can take care of myself no no I I know it's just uh

there's some blood on the katana

there's some blood on the katana

there's some blood on the katana oh

oh

oh where

where

where near the Hilton I thought I cleaned it

near the Hilton I thought I cleaned it

near the Hilton I thought I cleaned it recently so

I don't know

something happen Riley

something happen Riley

something happen Riley [Applause]

I

look I didn't want you to worry it's I'm

look I didn't want you to worry it's I'm

look I didn't want you to worry it's I'm fine it was one corpse I don't want you

fine it was one corpse I don't want you

fine it was one corpse I don't want you to worry [ __ ] would you hurt me

I make sure that you're okay if we're

I make sure that you're okay if we're

I make sure that you're okay if we're gonna be a team we need to trust each

gonna be a team we need to trust each

gonna be a team we need to trust each other okay

other okay

other okay I wouldn't lie to you I'm safe I'm good

I wouldn't lie to you I'm safe I'm good

I wouldn't lie to you I'm safe I'm good okay

then let's go

[Applause]

so

so

so what are you most excited about going

what are you most excited about going

what are you most excited about going home

um I don't know I guess

um I don't know I guess

um I don't know I guess seeing everybody that's left

seeing everybody that's left

seeing everybody that's left anybody's left no I'm sure they're doing

anybody's left no I'm sure they're doing

anybody's left no I'm sure they're doing great

great

great I mean yeah it was a bit Bleak at first

I mean yeah it was a bit Bleak at first

I mean yeah it was a bit Bleak at first but

but

but it's been a couple weeks so the Army is

it's been a couple weeks so the Army is

it's been a couple weeks so the Army is probably coming and quarantined everyone

probably coming and quarantined everyone

probably coming and quarantined everyone especially in a city you know yeah I

especially in a city you know yeah I

especially in a city you know yeah I don't know maybe I'm sure of it

don't know maybe I'm sure of it

don't know maybe I'm sure of it well I mean what about the cars what

well I mean what about the cars what

well I mean what about the cars what I mean if things have gotten better like

I mean if things have gotten better like

I mean if things have gotten better like wouldn't someone have come up here no

wouldn't someone have come up here no

wouldn't someone have come up here no you've seen cars no definitely not

you've seen cars no definitely not

you've seen cars no definitely not because

because

because the Army's quarantining everyone Kylie I

the Army's quarantining everyone Kylie I

the Army's quarantining everyone Kylie I just

just

just I think we need to keep our expectations

I think we need to keep our expectations

I think we need to keep our expectations low

low

low why

why

why I mean to be honest

I mean to be honest

I mean to be honest it's really likely that it's a lot worse

it's really likely that it's a lot worse

it's really likely that it's a lot worse out there than it is here and I just

out there than it is here and I just

out there than it is here and I just don't know Power of Positive Thinking

don't know Power of Positive Thinking

don't know Power of Positive Thinking Raven it'll be great really I think

Raven it'll be great really I think

Raven it'll be great really I think let's use the subject so would you

let's use the subject so would you

let's use the subject so would you rather eat a brick or fight a small

rather eat a brick or fight a small

rather eat a brick or fight a small bitching around I'm not dancing around

bitching around I'm not dancing around

bitching around I'm not dancing around it I think people really need to be

it I think people really need to be

it I think people really need to be aware of the likelihood that nobody made

aware of the likelihood that nobody made

aware of the likelihood that nobody made it I mean I what what's so bad about

it I mean I what what's so bad about

it I mean I what what's so bad about having a little bit of hope there's

having a little bit of hope there's

having a little bit of hope there's nothing bad about it I'm just saying

nothing bad about it I'm just saying

nothing bad about it I'm just saying that we need to be aware okay

that we need to be aware okay

that we need to be aware okay I'm aware good

I don't know why we have to be so

I don't know why we have to be so

I don't know why we have to be so negative all the time about being

negative all the time about being

negative all the time about being negative that's not what I'm trying to

negative that's not what I'm trying to

negative that's not what I'm trying to do you're not listening to me right

do you're not listening to me right

do you're not listening to me right everyone's dead lovely I still want to

everyone's dead lovely I still want to

everyone's dead lovely I still want to go great great

so with the bear

so with the bear

so with the bear am I being too much of my goofy me the

am I being too much of my goofy me the

am I being too much of my goofy me the one that you asked for are we done

one that you asked for are we done

one that you asked for are we done talking because Ravens decided we're

talking because Ravens decided we're

talking because Ravens decided we're done talking

done talking

done talking I just wanted to have a serious

I just wanted to have a serious

I just wanted to have a serious conversation with you and you very

conversation with you and you very

conversation with you and you very obviously don't so I decided to stop

obviously don't so I decided to stop

obviously don't so I decided to stop wasting my energy your precious energy

wasting my energy your precious energy

wasting my energy your precious energy one serious [ __ ] conversation with

one serious [ __ ] conversation with

one serious [ __ ] conversation with you this is ridiculous

you this is ridiculous

you this is ridiculous [ __ ] Riley are you okay

[ __ ] Riley are you okay

[ __ ] Riley are you okay no it's fine it's completely fine can I

no it's fine it's completely fine can I

no it's fine it's completely fine can I check it

check it

check it fine

okay um

okay um

okay um okay it's not broken which is good can

okay it's not broken which is good can

okay it's not broken which is good can you can you stand on it not really

you can you stand on it not really

you can you stand on it not really awkward [ __ ]

awkward [ __ ]

awkward [ __ ] we were so [ __ ] Raven and I'm just

we were so [ __ ] Raven and I'm just

we were so [ __ ] Raven and I'm just gonna be okay probably won't take you

gonna be okay probably won't take you

gonna be okay probably won't take you that long to get back on your feet it's

that long to get back on your feet it's

that long to get back on your feet it's okay we can stay put for a little bit no

okay we can stay put for a little bit no

okay we can stay put for a little bit no I'm gonna try to sit up no Riley no stop

I'm gonna try to sit up no Riley no stop

I'm gonna try to sit up no Riley no stop stop stop I leave

it'll be okay

it'll be okay

it'll be okay I'm gonna take care of you

I'm gonna take care of you

I'm gonna take care of you okay

I'm sorry about being such an [ __ ]

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] that doesn't [ __ ] matter now we're

that doesn't [ __ ] matter now we're

that doesn't [ __ ] matter now we're [ __ ] stuck here I don't know I don't

[ __ ] stuck here I don't know I don't

[ __ ] stuck here I don't know I don't know it's gonna be okay we can

know it's gonna be okay we can

know it's gonna be okay we can Camp here for the night and by tomorrow

Camp here for the night and by tomorrow

Camp here for the night and by tomorrow you'll probably be fine enough to walk

you'll probably be fine enough to walk

you'll probably be fine enough to walk and if not I can find something to mend

and if not I can find something to mend

and if not I can find something to mend you with

you with

you with okay

okay

okay you sure yeah

[ __ ] it fine lunch is set up

[ __ ] it fine lunch is set up

[ __ ] it fine lunch is set up I can do it

what

I'm so lucky

I'm so lucky

I'm so lucky huh

huh

huh I'm so [ __ ] lucky to have you even

I'm so [ __ ] lucky to have you even

I'm so [ __ ] lucky to have you even foreign

do you want to get married

do you want to get married

do you want to get married right now

right now

right now I [ __ ] know

I [ __ ] know

I [ __ ] know okay

okay

okay yeah

yeah let's get married

[Music]

[Music]

thank you

foreign

foreign

foreign [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

thank you

foreign

no they've been there for a long time

no they've been there for a long time

no they've been there for a long time let's see on Master descriptions

let's see on Master descriptions

let's see on Master descriptions we sure

we sure

we sure yeah it was pretty freaking hard to miss

yeah it was pretty freaking hard to miss

yeah it was pretty freaking hard to miss somebody with a [ __ ] katana

somebody with a [ __ ] katana

somebody with a [ __ ] katana who the [ __ ] uses a [ __ ] Katana

who the [ __ ] uses a [ __ ] Katana

who the [ __ ] uses a [ __ ] Katana anyway and what is this feudal Japan

anyway and what is this feudal Japan

anyway and what is this feudal Japan you know what

you know what

you know what here's the blood let's go in the area

here's the blood let's go in the area

here's the blood let's go in the area I know Nicholas doesn't want to drag on

I know Nicholas doesn't want to drag on

I know Nicholas doesn't want to drag on too much

too much

too much you heard anything from Jonah

you heard anything from Jonah

you heard anything from Jonah no not yet

no not yet

no not yet but he's pretty confident that she's

but he's pretty confident that she's

but he's pretty confident that she's close

after that

thank you

drop a weapon now

[Music]

who are you and why are you spying on me

who are you and why are you spying on me

who are you and why are you spying on me and my wife I'm I'm Jonah Jonah Carlson

and my wife I'm I'm Jonah Jonah Carlson

and my wife I'm I'm Jonah Jonah Carlson okay Jonah why are you spying on me and

okay Jonah why are you spying on me and

okay Jonah why are you spying on me and my wife look I don't think I have to oh

my wife look I don't think I have to oh

my wife look I don't think I have to oh wait wait please listen please listen

wait wait please listen please listen

wait wait please listen please listen we're just we're just trying to find

we're just we're just trying to find

we're just we're just trying to find some lost supplies that's it

some lost supplies that's it

some lost supplies that's it we I have I have a group of technically

we I have I have a group of technically

we I have I have a group of technically part of a group called the Spartans okay

part of a group called the Spartans okay

part of a group called the Spartans okay Jonah you need to hurry it up a couple

Jonah you need to hurry it up a couple

Jonah you need to hurry it up a couple days ago

days ago

days ago someone with a sword snuck into one of

someone with a sword snuck into one of

someone with a sword snuck into one of our posts took some supplies

our posts took some supplies

our posts took some supplies wasn't much just a bag and a thing of

wasn't much just a bag and a thing of

wasn't much just a bag and a thing of water but

water but

water but our boss isn't big on letting those

our boss isn't big on letting those

our boss isn't big on letting those sorts of things slide and you think that

sorts of things slide and you think that

sorts of things slide and you think that we're responsible for that

we're responsible for that

we're responsible for that to be fair there are many people with

to be fair there are many people with

to be fair there are many people with katanas okay well you can just tell your

katanas okay well you can just tell your

katanas okay well you can just tell your group to [ __ ] off and leave us alone

group to [ __ ] off and leave us alone

group to [ __ ] off and leave us alone because we didn't do anything [ __ ]

I might be I might be willing to make

I might be I might be willing to make

I might be I might be willing to make you

you

you your wife a deal

your wife a deal

your wife a deal make us a deal do you see the position

make us a deal do you see the position

make us a deal do you see the position that you're in right now where were you

that you're in right now where were you

that you're in right now where were you where were you when this all went down

here the mountains yeah what were you

here the mountains yeah what were you

here the mountains yeah what were you doing

doing

doing camping camping with your wife

camping camping with your wife

camping camping with your wife yeah

yeah

yeah I was up here with some family uh my

I was up here with some family uh my

I was up here with some family uh my aunt owned the cabin up here and we're

aunt owned the cabin up here and we're

aunt owned the cabin up here and we're visiting her for the week

visiting her for the week

visiting her for the week well all this [ __ ] went down and

well all this [ __ ] went down and

well all this [ __ ] went down and we tried to survive as best we could

we tried to survive as best we could

we tried to survive as best we could just like you and your wife

just like you and your wife

just like you and your wife but then one day

but then one day

but then one day the dead of night

the dead of night

the dead of night these men with guns

these men with guns

these men with guns came in and kicked in our front door

came in and kicked in our front door

came in and kicked in our front door I I was hiding

I I was hiding

I I was hiding with my sister under a bed but

with my sister under a bed but

with my sister under a bed but they found us all the same

they found us all the same

they found us all the same took us

took us

took us and they dragged us outside

and they dragged us outside

and they dragged us outside our cabin and they lined us up and then

our cabin and they lined us up and then

our cabin and they lined us up and then one by one

he spared me for for whatever reason but

he spared me for for whatever reason but

he spared me for for whatever reason but what what I'm trying to tell you is that

what what I'm trying to tell you is that

what what I'm trying to tell you is that these people aren't sympathetic like I

these people aren't sympathetic like I

these people aren't sympathetic like I am they they're close really close they

am they they're close really close they

am they they're close really close they haven't based set up some distance that

haven't based set up some distance that

haven't based set up some distance that way and they have guns lots of them so

way and they have guns lots of them so

way and they have guns lots of them so believe me what I am telling you this is

believe me what I am telling you this is

believe me what I am telling you this is a great deal consider

a great deal consider

a great deal consider [Music]

[Music]

[Music] you saw them you thought so you know I'm

you saw them you thought so you know I'm

you saw them you thought so you know I'm telling you the truth you know you can't

telling you the truth you know you can't

telling you the truth you know you can't take them and they are close really

take them and they are close really

take them and they are close really [ __ ] close so listen this is the deal

[ __ ] close so listen this is the deal

[ __ ] close so listen this is the deal you and your wife return the supplies to

you and your wife return the supplies to

you and your wife return the supplies to us tonight I will vouch for you and your

us tonight I will vouch for you and your

us tonight I will vouch for you and your wife

wife

wife and then maybe just maybe

and then maybe just maybe

and then maybe just maybe might be willing to let it go but that

might be willing to let it go but that

might be willing to let it go but that is the best deal you can get out of us

is the best deal you can get out of us

is the best deal you can get out of us and I can promise you that

and I can promise you that

and I can promise you that what if we run you won't make it you

what if we run you won't make it you

what if we run you won't make it you just you won't make it

just you won't make it

just you won't make it just

I don't want Bloodshed you guys seem

I don't want Bloodshed you guys seem

I don't want Bloodshed you guys seem like okay Folk

like okay Folk

like okay Folk don't be stupid

don't be stupid

don't be stupid Live Another Day

[Music]

go

go

go tell them we'll be there later tonight

please

please

please don't try anything

wake up what happened

wake up what happened

wake up what happened is already where did you get the

is already where did you get the

is already where did you get the supplies

supplies

supplies huh

huh

huh supplies from a few days ago

supplies from a few days ago

supplies from a few days ago why didn't we already use them where did

why didn't we already use them where did

why didn't we already use them where did you get them

you get them

you get them like I said I got them from a nearby

like I said I got them from a nearby

like I said I got them from a nearby town when I had anything else

town when I had anything else

town when I had anything else I had to kill a corpse do you want to

I had to kill a corpse do you want to

I had to kill a corpse do you want to play by play

did you steal the supplies I guess from

did you steal the supplies I guess from

did you steal the supplies I guess from the store did you steal from another

the store did you steal from another

the store did you steal from another group of people

group of people

group of people what did you steal the supplies from

what did you steal the supplies from

what did you steal the supplies from another group of survivors

are you okay do you want to run the

are you okay do you want to run the

are you okay do you want to run the checks Riley just answer me did you

checks Riley just answer me did you

checks Riley just answer me did you steal the supplies from another group it

steal the supplies from another group it

steal the supplies from another group it didn't seem like anyone was using that

didn't seem like anyone was using that

didn't seem like anyone was using that let me just answer the [ __ ] question

let me just answer the [ __ ] question

let me just answer the [ __ ] question clearly you haven't had that much sleep

clearly you haven't had that much sleep

clearly you haven't had that much sleep let me just take it Riley [ __ ] answer

let me just take it Riley [ __ ] answer

let me just take it Riley [ __ ] answer me did you steal the supplies

but it's fine it wasn't that much and

but it's fine it wasn't that much and

but it's fine it wasn't that much and they couldn't have even noticed it's

they couldn't have even noticed it's

they couldn't have even noticed it's fine I didn't tell you because I knew

fine I didn't tell you because I knew

fine I didn't tell you because I knew you'll make a big [ __ ] they [ __ ]

you'll make a big [ __ ] they [ __ ]

you'll make a big [ __ ] they [ __ ] found us

found us

found us [ __ ] found us and they're set up

[ __ ] found us and they're set up

[ __ ] found us and they're set up nearby and they're gonna come [ __ ]

nearby and they're gonna come [ __ ]

nearby and they're gonna come [ __ ] find us Riley we need to run we need to

find us Riley we need to run we need to

find us Riley we need to run we need to pack up yeah

pack up yeah

pack up yeah would you steal from someone why

would you steal from someone why

would you steal from someone why wouldn't you tell because I just want to

wouldn't you tell because I just want to

wouldn't you tell because I just want to go to help Raven do you understand how

go to help Raven do you understand how

go to help Raven do you understand how much [ __ ] danger you've put us in do

much [ __ ] danger you've put us in do

much [ __ ] danger you've put us in do you know how strong they are

you know how strong they are

you know how strong they are real [ __ ] guns

real [ __ ] guns

real [ __ ] guns tell me I don't know I'm sorry I just I

tell me I don't know I'm sorry I just I

tell me I don't know I'm sorry I just I can fix that I have a plan here's the

can fix that I have a plan here's the

can fix that I have a plan here's the plan I'm gonna fix your [ __ ] mistake

plan I'm gonna fix your [ __ ] mistake

plan I'm gonna fix your [ __ ] mistake give me your hands give me your [ __ ]

give me your hands give me your [ __ ]

give me your hands give me your [ __ ] hand what are you doing now

hand what are you doing now

hand what are you doing now we're not doing anything else [ __ ]

we're not doing anything else [ __ ]

we're not doing anything else [ __ ] stop it I wouldn't I wouldn't

stop it I wouldn't I wouldn't

stop it I wouldn't I wouldn't [ __ ] 11. what are you [ __ ] it out

[ __ ] 11. what are you [ __ ] it out

[ __ ] 11. what are you [ __ ] it out here here's what we're gonna do we're

here here's what we're gonna do we're

here here's what we're gonna do we're gonna go to them we're gonna beg for

gonna go to them we're gonna beg for

gonna go to them we're gonna beg for forgiveness we're gonna give them

forgiveness we're gonna give them

forgiveness we're gonna give them whatever we [ __ ] can and just maybe

whatever we [ __ ] can and just maybe

whatever we [ __ ] can and just maybe we'll live to see oh we can't do that we

we'll live to see oh we can't do that we

we'll live to see oh we can't do that we can't do that can we talk about our

can't do that can we talk about our

can't do that can we talk about our options because of you we have no

options because of you we have no

options because of you we have no [ __ ] options let me know we can't do

[ __ ] options let me know we can't do

[ __ ] options let me know we can't do that

they just want me they just want me

they just want me they just want me

they just want me they just want me right so we can reconvene the other

right so we can reconvene the other

right so we can reconvene the other place right to think about this there's

place right to think about this there's

place right to think about this there's some really smart people and I think we

some really smart people and I think we

some really smart people and I think we need to make it finally

need to make it finally

need to make it finally and let these handle it okay

couldn't take any chances

couldn't take any chances

couldn't take any chances I'm sorry

[Music]

[Music]

oh

wait here I'm gonna get Nicholas

to like Katana places beautiful Japan

right

right

right yeah

yeah

yeah it's it's like stupid it's a

it's it's like stupid it's a

it's it's like stupid it's a non-practical weapon we have guns come

non-practical weapon we have guns come

non-practical weapon we have guns come on now

on now

on now make yourself useful elsewhere

make yourself useful elsewhere

make yourself useful elsewhere copy that

you know

you know

you know you've got what it takes

to be a smart

to be a smart

to be a smart not that easy to kill

okay

okay

okay [Music]

[Music]

[Music] it's ready to see you

[Applause]

here they are Nicholas

oh

[Music]

my name is Raven Collins

my name is Raven Collins

my name is Raven Collins um

um

um my wife Riley Harris

um

um

um about three weeks ago during a camping

about three weeks ago during a camping

about three weeks ago during a camping trip we'd planned

trip we'd planned

trip we'd planned the world ended

the world ended

the world ended we were stuck up here with nothing but

we were stuck up here with nothing but

we were stuck up here with nothing but we survived

we survived

we survived much like you all

much like you all

much like you all we survived

now

now

now about three days ago my wife Riley stole

about three days ago my wife Riley stole

about three days ago my wife Riley stole some supplies from your encampment but

some supplies from your encampment but

some supplies from your encampment but she she did it out of necessity

I mean we just lost a chunk of our

I mean we just lost a chunk of our

I mean we just lost a chunk of our supplies a few hours earlier and while

supplies a few hours earlier and while

supplies a few hours earlier and while it probably wasn't her smartest decision

it probably wasn't her smartest decision

it probably wasn't her smartest decision can't fault her for wanting to protect

can't fault her for wanting to protect

can't fault her for wanting to protect us

to be honest we did use up all of the

to be honest we did use up all of the

to be honest we did use up all of the supplies on our journey here but we can

supplies on our journey here but we can

supplies on our journey here but we can offer you something else

offer you something else

offer you something else we will pay back whatever we've taken

we will pay back whatever we've taken

we will pay back whatever we've taken with what we currently have and then

with what we currently have and then

with what we currently have and then we'll join your group until our debts

we'll join your group until our debts

we'll join your group until our debts are fully repaid we're experienced

are fully repaid we're experienced

are fully repaid we're experienced we're good in combat and we can be an

we're good in combat and we can be an

we're good in combat and we can be an asset

asset

asset to all of you

will work for you doing whatever you

will work for you doing whatever you

will work for you doing whatever you need until we've given back what we've

need until we've given back what we've

need until we've given back what we've taken and then some

we're all survivors here

we're all survivors here

we're all survivors here and I think that you realize that this

and I think that you realize that this

and I think that you realize that this is the best option for the both of us

is the best option for the both of us

is the best option for the both of us I mean we could keep running

I mean we could keep running

I mean we could keep running you could keep using your resources

you could keep using your resources

you could keep using your resources chasing us but

chasing us but

chasing us but that wouldn't be beneficial to either of

that wouldn't be beneficial to either of

that wouldn't be beneficial to either of us

it's way it only seems fair given what

it's way it only seems fair given what

it's way it only seems fair given what we've all lost what about the Spartan

we've all lost what about the Spartan

we've all lost what about the Spartan you killed

you killed

you killed what

what

what the Spartan whose blood she spilled

I don't understand yeah what about Neil

I don't understand yeah what about Neil

I don't understand yeah what about Neil I

I

I I think there must be some

I think there must be some

I think there must be some confusion we didn't

we

um

um

um Neil

Neil

Neil he's going to supplies when he has

he's going to supplies when he has

he's going to supplies when he has throat slashed up

throat slashed up

throat slashed up some blade weapon you must have been

some blade weapon you must have been

some blade weapon you must have been pretty sharp too

I don't

really what are they talking about

Riley what did you do

you lied to me

this wasn't about the supplies was it

Riley

Riley

Riley Riley what did you do what the [ __ ] did

Riley what did you do what the [ __ ] did

Riley what did you do what the [ __ ] did you do what did you do

you do what did you do

you do what did you do you [ __ ] kill somebody

I [ __ ] told you when you signed our

I [ __ ] told you when you signed our

I [ __ ] told you when you signed our [ __ ] Dead Boys

oh

oh

oh my God

damn it

foreign

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] thank you

thank you

thank you [Music]

[Applause]

why didn't you tell me Harley

why didn't you tell me Harley

why didn't you tell me Harley would it have [ __ ] mattered

would it have [ __ ] mattered

would it have [ __ ] mattered what

you were always going to abandon me

you were always going to abandon me

you were always going to abandon me either way no no that's not true

either way no no that's not true

either way no no that's not true be [ __ ] honest Raven it was never US

be [ __ ] honest Raven it was never US

be [ __ ] honest Raven it was never US versus the world

versus the world

versus the world you were always looking for some time to

you were always looking for some time to

you were always looking for some time to cut me off

is that really what you think of me

is that really what you think of me

is that really what you think of me you said it yourself

you said it yourself

you said it yourself I'm not made for this world

you know what the funniest [ __ ] part

you know what the funniest [ __ ] part

you know what the funniest [ __ ] part is

is

is after all this [ __ ] I still think I love

after all this [ __ ] I still think I love

after all this [ __ ] I still think I love you

what a [ __ ] joke am I right

[Applause]

I think Raven I'm good as dead and you

I think Raven I'm good as dead and you

I think Raven I'm good as dead and you still authority to keep [ __ ] talking

still authority to keep [ __ ] talking

still authority to keep [ __ ] talking you don't get it

you don't get it

you don't get it they don't want me

they don't want me

they don't want me they want you

[Applause]

foreign

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destroy the brain

what

what

what it's Mercy otherwise she'll come back

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] she'll keep suffering if you don't do it

she'll keep suffering if you don't do it

she'll keep suffering if you don't do it please

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

good morning

[Music]

[Music]

thank you

foreign

foreign

foreign [Music]

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[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

ah yes here we go

ah yes here we go

ah yes here we go can you hear me hello Spartans

here former radio host and now a big

here former radio host and now a big

here former radio host and now a big pain in your ass you guys got real

pain in your ass you guys got real

pain in your ass you guys got real familiar with my friends and I in Los

familiar with my friends and I in Los

familiar with my friends and I in Los Angeles a while back

Angeles a while back

Angeles a while back and well we have a proposition for you