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How do you do
My name is Doctor Falke, I live here in Vienna
The title of doctor is purely honorary
I've come a bit early because the music will start any seconds now
and once the music has started
we can't have a little talk,you see the place will be crowded with foreigners
English,American,Russian, French officers,and I'll be very busy
I'm the fellow who gets French ones paid for the Russians
Russian vodka for the French
Scottish whisky for the English and german cameras for the Americans,duty free
Come a bit closer
Is there anything I can do for you?
or you?or you?
You ned a pass from the French zone into the Russian,is that is?
Or vice versa?
Or a ticket for the ballet?
Or the whole corps there?
Are you travelling,because I can get you out
Just watch how I get out of my own trouble,when I get arrested for a faux pas
Oh,no,not because of this lead,no
because a French colonel plays a practical joke on me
On me
But our useful friends and you see how I wait and means to get my revenge
So do you want anything?
Just a look,oh?
Anything at all?
No?
Pity
And let's go
For instance this morning,the Russian newsreel reports Vienna 5am
"Dr Falke,well-known viennese man about town arrested
In the international zone early this morning
when capitalists fell asleep
and the workers were going proudly and conscientiously about their work
the citizens of Vienna were shocked to discover
high on the lap of the statue of Little Mother Agricultura
recently erected and pointing the way to the Soviet cultural exhibition
A well planned insult of frivolous which passers by recognized as
"Die Fledermaus"
"Die Fledermaus"
"Die Fledermaus"
"Die Fledermaus"
"Die Fledermaus"
"Die Fledermaus"
"Die Fledermaus"
A woman actually collapsed
Before power patrol arrived on the scene,much too late
and were appealed to by the insulted proletariat
"Die Fledermaus" the bat
A bat in the lap of Little Mother Agricultura?
Order were given
Whistle or gloat
Our men carried out a highly complicated operation
I have here before me a report given the first word spoken by this individual
Rosalinda
Well,Falke,how about it?
It's all started at fancy dress ball
I was the bat
Rosalinda was the golden hind
Sto Rosalind,who is Rosalinda?
The most attractive woman in Vienna
Rosalinda
But who is Rosalinda?
The wife of Colonel Eisenstein of the French Army
Of course,Zachary Eisenstein, how does she come into it?
How does she come into it?
Please tell us in your own words
It seems to me with great respect, you have it happened,like this
Hopeless
But not serious
The colonel says when daylight came the military police have arrested you
Quite rightly
Colonel Lebotov wishes to make an announcement
He withdraws the charges against Dr Falke
And apologizes for any inconvenience he may have caused
-Glad you made it -Thank you
Congratulations
Colonel Lebotov demands,the court marshal of Colonel Eisenstein
"The biter bit" Dr Falke,well-known practical joker
had the tables turned upon him in the early hours of this morning
overwhelmed by the fatigue of last night's four power costume ball
he fell asleep,and fellow merry makers,led by Colonel Eisenstein of the French army
dressed in the authentic uniforms of the Vienna fire brigade
carried him off
and placed him on the matronly knees of the Russian agricultural statue
only the personal intervention of General Orlovsky,USSR
who knows Dr Falke
saved him from serious trouble,knowing Dr Falke,we expect prompt retaliation
Hello
Hello
No,no,not the fire brigade?
Hello
Oui,oui
C'est moi,Eisenstein
Oui,Mon General
Merci,Monsieur
Oui,sens fort
What is it darling?
I don't know
I must appear before the four power commission next Wednesday
but what have I done?
Revenge
Oh,mein papa
Thank you
-Good Morning,Cpt -Good Morning
-Steady,buddy,all right for me -Danke,mein Herr
Bill me and pay the cab,I'll see you later
Later,later
Be careful with that thing, it got glass in it
First floor,Madame
My bill,please
Will you send for my bags, I'll should be leaving in five minutes
Catch
-Good Evening,Captain -Good Evening
You have a reservation for me?
-Whig -That's right
-Cpt Alfred Whig,USAF -Yes,that's right
-Will you sign in,please -Thank you
Do you have your passport?
Staying long with us?
Three days,three days in Vienna
And,of course,three nights
A room with a bath,please
First floor,second floor? Third floor?
The best good the floor doesn't interest me
I need a telephone
Our rooms have all the niceties
They do? Niceties?
Sign here,please,Cpt
Excuzez vous avez envoyes les fleurs?
-Ja,genaedige Frau -Merci
How did she get behind the iron curtain?
This hotel is in the central zone, Cpt,governed by all four powers
This month the British are responsible for order
Wait a minute,Rosalinda
I beg you pardon,Sir
Paris,spring of 49,no,50,Rosalinda
Madame Rosalinda..
Rosalinda Boucher? Foucher? Toucher?
She loved my voice,I sing you know
Professionally?
You can't say it really,what you call a bathroom tenor,I suppose
Rosalinda Roucher,something cher?
Married,Cpt
Married?
To a French Colonel,Cpt
Colonel Eisenstein
A French Colonel?
And his name is Eisenstein?
And then she could be called Eisenstein
Anything is possible when people get married
Is she living here?
My apologises,Cpt,we can't give information about our guests
Then she is living here
Number 29 page
On the first floor with bathroom and balcony..
-And all the niceties? -The bathroom has excellent acoustics
-Adele! -Yes
See how it is
-A yank -What rank?
Captain
Alfred,Paris spring of 49,or was it 50?
What device
What a heel
Answer the telephone
Who are you telephoning?
I'll try,Auntie dear,good bye auntie dear
That was my aunt,Madame
Tell her not to telephone you here
OK
I have some sad news,Madame
Bad news that is when the evening stops
Top floor,Colonel Eisenstein
I said first floor
You say up,up,up, I bring you up
I said down,down,down,first floor
Darling
How did it go?
How did it go?
Good Evening,Sir
Adele,Good Evening
Well,how did it go?
I feel dismissed, sentence confirmed
I must report to International Barracks tonight
Yes,tonight or at nine o'clock, they come here and arrest me
My poor darling
US Air force,Colonel Bradley,urgent
And that's not all,you know that Falke advised me to call him in evidence
They had already given me five days confined to barracks
You mean five nights?
Give me the colonel,Charlie
-Colonel Bradley? -I,I,Sir
You've got to make my leave five days
Hold it,Bud
Did I say five? I meant eight
Julie,sent his love Colonel
-Servus,Herr -Good evening,Doctor Falke
Anything on? Big party tonight
How much drink can I get?
I can scratch up a dozen for you
Dozen? I need a hundred of them
Hundred bottles
Hundred bottles times 12 mean 1200 bottles,800?
For the best,for the Russians
I'll try the French offices, I might 50 of them
free market of course it will cost some dough
No importance one of the general Orlovsky's party
And we pay for it?
They pay for it anyway some of it come back to..
Bitte hat sich niemand mich angerufen?
-Nein,niemand has angerufen -Sind Sie ganz sicher?
Nothing is left,I am very,very sorry
Btw how does it go?
60 from the French,we got about 60 at the hotel
but the old man wants them off the premises
Can't you hold the party here?
No,yes part of it,I might be able to fix it
Any brandy?
I got a source of old Napoleon Brandy
Left behind in Austria after the battle of Austerlitz
1805 I know,all right,100 bottles, how genuine are they?
The bottles? Guaranteed genuine
Not the brand
All right here are some invitations cards
Only the prettiest girls here
None left behind by Napoleon
Oh,no
If colonel Eisenstein enters..
Just got in
How does he look?
Neatly
Count on me
-Doctor Falke is here? -Falke,I want to see him
Adele
May I come in?
Traitor
-I? -You
You promised to talk to the Russians
But I did
It was the photographs that did it
Instead of five days I got eight,you call that help?
Because of you,Rosalinda is practically a widow
What a widow
Who had the wonderful idea to put the bat up there?
Rosalinda
Who stole the fire escape from the fire station?
The chief of the fire brigade
And who is the bosom friend of the chief of the fire brigade?
Adele,of course
And who sent for the photographers?
-You -I?
You
But I was fast asleep, how could I have done it?
I don't know
All right,I'll tell you,I telephoned the photographer
then we re-staged the whole thing for"Time" and "Life"
I live of publicity
How could I miss that chance
What's this?
Better dress?
What do you expect me to wear? Evening dress kit
Just the thing
You seem to have forget I am going to jail tonight at nine o'clock
No,you won't
What do you mean,I won't?
You won't
Take those things off
Are you crazy?
Here we are,navy blue mess kit, silver beret,silver button,blue waist coat
Silk socks
Patent shoes
The shirt
Were is the kepi?
I,..I beg you pardon
Here you are
No,not that the pale blue one
Listen,do you know General Orlovsky?
Do I know general Orlovsky? No,no and again,no
And not that's been after only two bottles of vodka?
He's a charming fellow after three
Anyway he is giving a party tonight
one of those fabulous Russian parties
the best food,the best wine and the prettiest girls
Do you know what I mean?
You are crazy
What time do you have to report?
Nine o'clock
Simple instead of nine,you report shortly after midnight
-But,but.. -No buts
I know, the chief of the British military police
he is a very charming fellow,a friend of mine,I'll telephone him and fix it
You think he likes people arriving at nine o'clock in prison
when everybody in Vienna been invited to the theatre
or dancing or opera costume dance
he'll be grateful to me,we are dear friends,my dear fellow
But this Soviet general he doesn't want French officers at his party
Don't be so silly,everybody wants French officers at this party
Here is the invitation card
Colonel Marquis Toulouse-Lautrec, that's me? but
You want to come to the party at all
Of course I will
All right I'll go and telephone Major Frank
0-2-6-4-7 Sir
It's the telephone chef
International barracks?
This is doctor Falke speaking,will you put me through to Major Frank,please
He is expecting my call
Hello,Frank,this is The Fledermaus speaking about this evening
I've got your invitation card
Help,half the Vienna would like to have one
I'll send it around
Don't be too late I've got a reason,I've got a sort of reason
Very attractive reason
Especially for you
She is an actress
No,no not a film actor, not yet,just an actress
But laugh for her,laugh for her,so long,Frank
Everything fixed
You report as soon after midnight,if you can manage
Wonderful news,that's all
The commandant was very sympathetic
I told him you had a very important family business this evening
Oh,I have
-Gabriel -Rosalinda
Oh,Rosalinda,got good news to you
I know the British commandant of the prison
You would
Why are you dressed for a gala?
Gala? Oh,because,you and I are going to dine my darling
Those who are about to die, salute you
And let me see you as I would wish to remember you
put on your naughtiest dress,put diamonds in your ears and in your eyes
and meet me downstairs in the bar
Come along,Falke
-Rose -Alfred
Hi, skinny,have you missed me?
I've forgot you completely
Have you forgotten everything completely?
Everything,and before you go any further,Alfred, I am married
But I'm not going any further I like it here,right next door
There,let's have a drink together just for old times sake
Nothing I've got just enough muscle left
to shake you up an Alfred special, remember,out like a light
You must be mad thinking I come into your room
We can start in the bar then
My husband is in the bar
It stays open after he goes to jail,I hope
You don't think seriously that I..
You know me,I never think seriously
Oh,Ross
Well
Have you really forgotten about the old times and the past?
Yes and I don't think that a gentleman should cavort to all chimes to a lady
All right
I'll stop talking
"Love bird how my heart is on fire,
burning to a cinder,announce your heart or I expire,lovely Rosalinda"
I am put,singing put
"Melt your heart or I expire"
Put
"Lovely heart,you love me.."
Adele
Can I help you,Madame?
Give me my shoes,please
-Yes,Madame -The black ones
-And that one I will wear during dances -Yes,Madame
Do stop this mournful acting, what is the matter with you?
I keep on thinking of my poor aunt
Whether she is better or not all that,I don't mind
I can go?
You may finish your work here, I shall go to bed early and you may go
Thank you
-Shut the windows,it's chilly -OK
Oh,boy
Entrez
Who is it?
Le garçon,Madame
-Ouvrez la bouteille -Open the bottle,a pleasure
Bien pret?
Yes,good and fresh
Frappez,Madame
Would you like to leave open
I'll see
Madame et servis
Merci,Mad..
A votre service,Madame
Alfred
Ole
Rosalinda
What are you doing in my room? How did you get in?
Walked
You,wolf
What crazy peep you got, how about a night cap?
So you ordered the champagne
You must go at once
Oh,Ross,shut
You are compromising me
You don't compromise between friends
Go to your bed
Not that in your own bed
Go back to your room
I see you tomorrow
Have a one little drink, just one little drink
Just one?
OK,one drink,then you go,promise?
That's mighty all
I get the glass
No,I get the glass
Alfred
What are you doing?
What is it?
-Somebody at the door -Let them ring,they'll wait
They'll go away
How cares?
It's tight here,I beg to meet you
Alfred actually..
Bon soir,Madame,Major Frank, Military Police Britannic
My interpreter
Frosch
Tell the madame that I apologise for the intrusion
Bitte?
Don't you speak French?
Französisch? Nein
-Do you speak English? -English.Nein
Parlez vous,Madame
What do you wish to say,Sir?
Thank you,that's much better
I'm sorry about him,one of the night staff not one of the regular interpreter
You see
If you are looking for the colonel, I shall say he is not here
We are looking for colonel Eisenstein
that's why we closed the door, we don't any more gossip if we can help
Help? I am the wife of him, I don't understand
I know and I do sympathise
Madame,your husband receive every courtesy
I shall escort him personally to the international barracks
But my husband is not here
Hey,how are you
Nice to see you
A little farewell party,I do understand, Madame,Colonel I have a car downstairs
How nice for you
Who can say,we'll have sail let's be happy while we may"
Right you are,taking the whole thing in the right spirit,I see
-Why not? -Well,you speak English
Thank you,you don't speak it too badly yourself
How about a drink ? Have a drink.Drink with me
Sing with me.Sing
Sing
If you insist,give me a note
I grant seeing function was fine, but now pop along dear Eisenstein
What can I do?
Major,I am not Eisenstein. The man you are isn't me,Sir
Yes,he is
But Eisenstein?
Damned,told you,no
No swearing if you please,Sir
We'll have to be man and wife,pretend so
Are they deceiving me or no?
Fishy
The spouse of yours,mind your mind,I will not admit that I'm
Eisenstein
He will?
When?
Let's go,let's go
What?
Wrong number,Good Bye
What impertinence,do you know what the time is?
I got to know ten past ten
This is Fledermaus speaking, bats,your own bat
I am at a party that General Orlovsky is giving at Palais Kreuzenberg
Wait a moment,Rosalinda,did I ever telephone you without reason?
Of course I've got a reason you see
It's a wonderful party,lots of people
I know that your are not interested in people
but I thought you might be interested in Sartre
You know,for instance there is a young lady
a very charming young lady she want's to be an air hostess
or an actress or anything she is wearing a Paris gown
which looks so familiar to me,I think you must both go to the same couturier
The gown?
Very little top,very full skirt, cyclamen,lace,chiffon
Hold on
Hello
Yes,yes,hiccup
The other one is a French gentleman
Very tall,very charm..
Very charming and mad about dancing I thought you might like him
Although some people say he is an escaped prisoner from..
intentional barracks,you know how silly people are,when they are gossiping
Yes
It's a mask ball,everybody is wearing masks
Yes
French gentleman
Everything under control,General
The prettiest girls in Vienna, best orchestra
people from offices of all four powers, and a first class practical joke
Falke, Good Evening
How do you do
Have you read this book?
Five thousands and five hundered ways of saying no
No
It's a good standard work
But in Vienna it would be read only by ladies
Ladies? Well Falke how is my party going?
Everything under control,General, the prettiest girls in Vienna
the best orchestra,a picked lot of officers from all four powers
But I like..
And a first class practical joke
Lebotov
What is practical joke in our language?
Congenial,my friend
You remember Eisenstein?
I persuaded him
No I mean instead of let him going to the barracks right away
I brought him here to your party
Under the name of Marquis Toulouse-Lautrec
Lebotov,what is pseudonym in our language?
The commandant of the prison will come too
a Major Frank,an Englishman without knowing who Eisenstein is,of course
And then I have invited Eisenstein's maid
Pretty?
I have just telephoned Madame Eisenstein
Pretty?
She'll be here very shortly and then you..
-Fireworks -Yes,I know the word fireworks
There is only one thing,General,we are a little short of caviare and champagne
Shortages in the capitalist countries are deplorable
Quite so,quite so but leave it to me I got reserve
Lebotov what is reserve?
I look it up
And if you will trust me,General, I've every reason to believe
Lebotov,what is reason in our language?
I'm afraid you haven't got a word for that
You know I think we have met before somewhere
In any case,the masks will be coming out very shortly
And then we shall be able to see
You don't have to wait if you are interested I got nothing to hide
You mean we can cheat a little..
Adorable
I have something to show you
How do you like my watch?
It's pretty
Is it valuable?
It is no ordinary watch now, listen
A chiming watch
What do you use that for?
I use it to count the heartbeats of beautiful ladies
They be different?
A bit differently,no you saw..
Tell me I can hear you
That dress
Just a moment
Excuse me.Adele,what are you doing here, and in that dress
Who are you talking to,Mein Herr
I'm talking to you,Adele
What is this French colonel talking about
Talking about that dress
My dress?
What is wrong with my dress?
You know perfectly well what I mean
Funny
-Adele,how dare you -My name is Olga
Your name is Adele
you are my wife's personal maid and that dress belongs to your mistress
No doubt your wife can support yourself,Madam
My wife? My wife has nothing whatever to do with it
Is that her own dress?
Really,Mein Herr
Why are you so nervous,Marquise
Now listen,Falke,my friend you know the truth,you know this is Adele
But,but,but this is Olga
Olga? Olga who?
Olga Volga,the movie star from behind the iron curtain
Old man you really must be much more careful making allegations of this sort
My dear Sir,I don't think we have the honour of acquaintance
May I have to introduce
Marquis Toulouse-Lautrec, Marquis de Saque de Formain
Thank you so much,just call me Frank
Enchanter
Are you marquise?
Now Mr Marquise when you know who this lady is
I'm sure you would like to apologize
No,that is going too far,apologize
I take them over here now
I've never heard of such rot
The ladies over here now
This pretty little lady
by him was thought to be a
No,it's too inhuman
Wait and see
Magda,dear
May I introduce you to Marquis Toulouse-Lautrec to you
He collect watches and hearts
Beautiful Magda
I'm sure you have nothing to hide and very soon the masks must come off
How lovely! A chiming watch, is useful or just for fun?
Beautiful mask,the answer is for both
Show me the useful part
I use it to measure the heartbeat of beautiful ladies
I'm sure you were doing those
So forth one..
I'm only interested in the useful part
Ladies and gentlemen, your host,General Orlovsky
That peace is best for east and west every statesman knows
But how you get it?
If I'm pressed I say the wine that flows
It makes such comrades but tonight,not comrades no but friends
With caviare and vodka rife our meeting make no ends
What do you know,Joe
Now ask me,hand on heart, if I think that shall be true
You think that would be true
Yes,please
Oh,Rosalinda
How do I look?
An angel
An avenging angel
Will he recognize me?
I would know who has got a back like that
No,no,no
I prepare your entrance
-Did he see me? -Who did not
You hooked him all right
-Here to love -Revenge
It suits me too
Here he comes
He drops past like a hot potato
Does he?
No,he doesn't know your back as well as he ought to
Marquis,may I introduce Marquis Toulouse-Lautrec
Madame de,Madame de?
Madame de?
Madame de Incognito
Madame is Russian
Je vous prie ,Madame
Enlevez votre masque
I do not speak your beautiful language
Please,please,your masque take it off
I cannot ,I'm Russian spy
Will you spy upon me?
Have you any secrets?
Have I any secrets?
Madame de will you dance?
-Monsieur Marquise -Oui
Are you married?
I was
What has happened to your wife?
Please don't ask me,I lost her
You did?
Was she beautiful?
Yes,very very beautiful but
not so beautiful as you
How do you know?
I trust my eyes,my arms,my lips
I only trust your eyes
You have no heart
But I have
Is it beating? Fast
Let me feel
I can count your heart beats
Then make it count
Then my time,Mon Dieu,I have to go
Me too
Madame,madame
Stop,I don't even know your name
Falke
Steady
She's got my watch,my chiming watch,it's made my t..
I have to go
Don't worry
You mean you can arrange for me to stay a little bit longer?
I'm afraid I can't but I can arrange about your watch,you'll find it at home
-Good Night -Good Night
But you know it is not just the watch, I must see this beautiful creature again
You shall see her again, sooner than you think
Thank you,you are a good friend
You are sure you can't phone your friend at the prison?
Quite sure
Satisfied?
How charming he is
Ah,Monsieur Marquise
Ah,bonjour Monsieur marquise,going home already all the way to Stratford on Avon
No I don't think I'll get there tonight,you see who called
My cloak
Cinderella,pardon,Cinderella
Cinderella,midnight,thanks for that
Thank you too
Good Night Monsieur de Marquis or rather Good Morning
Now you will be a good boy,both of them
What a limp
Sergeant
Sergeant,anybody about,Sergeant
Here,Major,here Sir
Ein,zwei,Major, says How do you do,how do you do
Interpreter Frosch
Interpreter Frosch,you are drunk,both of you
Drunk? Drunk? Yes,Sir,Here,Sir
Now let's get it clear,Frosch, you say you see two Majors?
Zwei?
Frank? Und Frank
Zwei,two,two doors, two water taps, alles two
Aber Colonel Eisenstein I see vier,four
Four Eisenstein?
Ja,four
Two Eisenstein in celle 5 und two Eisenstein in warte raum
Threw him out,Frosch
Kick him out
Gut
I tell you aber there is two Eisenstein in celle 5
They say no Eisenstein, not even one Eisenstein
He is an American,not two yanks,one yank
Lächerlich
Certainly one of you
What was Eisenstein singing,quartet?
No,duets
Frosch Frosch
Sir
This is the place,General
I have arranged with the manager
we can have fivefold bottles of champagne from special reserves
Good,good
As a third act of my practical joke will be played here
Good,good
Good Morning,doctor Falke
Everything arranged with the manager,I'll bringing a party here
Yes,Falke,Sir,the manager gave me the key
I need some waiters
I'm afraid they have all gone to bed
Wake them up
But our guests in the hotel,doctor,it's very late
What are you talking about, is this a first class hotel?
The night patrol,Sir,the Russians are very sharp these days
Beg you pardon,Mr General
Lebotov,wake everybody up
Don't worry about the Russians I take the blame
Any food for the general
Food,food
What are we waiting for,Barry
What is signal in your language,General?
Sing,sing,what am I saying
Better get out here
Let me out
Oh,you poor devil,you
I'm waiting Mr
Haven't we met before?
Not that I know of,are you going to release me,Colonel?
I think we have
I'm sorry
Release you? You a prisoner?
I'll say I am but I'm innocent, Colonel,innocent
What have you done,it's funny,you know
because I want to be a prisoner
they don't want to take me, what did you do,tell me
Nothing I was ah..
trapped with a lady
My poor boy
Husband?
Oh,no he wasn't there
How did it happen?
It was in their apartment,she was in negligée,I was in his robe
-Whose robe? -This robe,husband's
That's perfectly reasonable they shouldn't expect you to bring your own
Are they?
Who caught you?
These are the really feary, they weren't after me,they were after the husband
You mean the police?
What could I do? It was like a French bedroom farce
Just like it,French bedroom farce
I am looking like a husband I suppose, I wish she was so looking like a wife
She was a blonde,of course
Who was?
What did you say the lady's name was?
I,colonel,as we say in America, "Honi soit qui mal y pense"
Does the name Eisenstein mean anything to you?
Not a thing.Eisenstein? You mean you are Eisenstein
Wait a minute,you should be in here and I should be out
No
I will talk to my wife first
And after I have talked to her,I will talk to you
Let me out of here
Help,get that Eisenstein,he got away
Help
Frosch
Come on,Major,we are going to get him
It will be shame passionel,you know these French husbands
This is the main gate
Good Morning,Colonel
Hello
My husband
Rosalinda
Darling
Darling,have you escaped?
Rosalinda,what is this?
A tunic,darling,Etats Unit,it's yours? No?
No,it is an American officer's tunic
I ask you Rosalinda
what is American officer's tunic doing in a French officer's bathroom?
I don't know
You don't know
Lease land,I suppose
No,no it is not lease land
I cannot say the word
What word,darling?
The moment your husband is safely in jail you are entertaining strangers in our home
Americans
Don't be silly,Americans are not strangers
They are allies
I want to know the truth,you better tell me,I warn you,I know everything
If you know everything, what do you expect from me?
Don't I kill you,everything you want
Don't I have told you,do I ever give you a moment's anxiety?
Of course you don't
Of course I don't
Do I ever flirt with another woman?
Of course you do
Of course I..
What are you saying?
I say you are a charming husband
who is mentally unfaithful to me with every pretty woman he meets
How dare you?
Mostly the one you flirt with, don't take you seriously
What are you saying? Give me one proof first
That's all I ask for,just one proof
Oh,Rosalinda
You,moron,take your chime, and your tunic,and this and that
And take your photograph of me
Lie? Cheat?
Swindler
Loath you
Rosalinda,please,darling, listen,I assure you
Don't assure me,you don't dare assure me if you were a whole company
Rosalinda,please,darling,don't shout, don't wake the whole hotel I can explain
Explain indeed? I wish you can I wish the whole world could hear your lies
Rosalinda,please,darling, don't shout,please
Calm yourself please
Imaging coming in here with your gun in your hand
Why don't you use it
Darling,you don't want the people in the next room to hear you?
I do,I want the whole of Vienna to know after your fall
What's that
It's not like that I fear
but why should we deprive him of the thought that who evade him
Rosalinda,darling
You keep watching that serious
It was just bubbles
that's it,bubbles and bursting here and leave bubble end of your nose
Here we go again
Ladies,sweet charming ladies,and gentlemen
It's four o'clock in the morning
and the air of Vienna is like champagne
When I am soaked in champagne I love everybody
I love the whole world in particular, of course,our dear friends
The British,the French,the Russians and the Americans
who has been spoiling the Viennese for so many years now
and when I say spoiling
I am not thinking only of your champagne
and whiskey
vodka
and coca cola
We are very proud that you love us so much
And I can assure you we love you too
But even the dearest friend lose a bit of his attraction if he
overstays his time
Don't you agree?
So if you don't mind go home
Come back as our guests
but please
go home
Comrade General
After you
After you
So you are Colonel,Eisenstein
Me? What?
We took over from the |British at midnight
Since you broke jail,colonel,let's go
Oh,Rosalinda
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