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(Warning Slogans This story is based on real people and real stories)
(Warning Slogans This story is based on real people and real stories)
(But for creative and/or privacy purposes) (Some characters and plots are purely fictional)
(But for creative and/or privacy purposes) (Some characters and plots are purely fictional)
Sex is the driving force of my life
Sex is the driving force of my life
Sex gives me everything
Sex gives me everything
Only life is exceptional
Only life is exceptional
That's my mother Granted to me on Christmas 1973
That's my mother Granted to me on Christmas 1973
That's my mother Granted to me on Christmas 1973
An Likui! An Likui!
An Likui! An Likui!
An Likui! An Likui!
My mother said she didn't give me a baby
My mother said she didn't give me a baby
An Likui!
An Likui!
But it comes out of "big"
I was born on December 30, 1973
I was born on December 30, 1973
Although I almost fell into the sewer of the Sisters' Hospital
Although I almost fell into the sewer of the Sisters' Hospital
Although I almost fell into the sewer of the Sisters' Hospital
But my childhood is very happy
I'm in Engla, Valencia Growing up with an extremely wealthy family
I'm in Engla, Valencia Growing up with an extremely wealthy family
Life is beautiful, we are rich
Life is beautiful, we are rich
My dad owns many companies
My dad owns many companies
He made money with a patent
He made money with a patent
He made money with a patent
So you have to make a name for yourself
So you have to make a name for yourself
I just need to follow him
I just need to follow him
Or, at least, follow a certain part of it
Or, at least, follow a certain part of it
But if you can go out and indulge in life
But if you can go out and indulge in life
Who would imitate his father?
Who would imitate his father?
Who would imitate his father?
I never doubted
I never doubted
Sex has always been a natural thing in my life
Sex has always been a natural thing in my life
Sex has always been a natural thing in my life
I grew up with animals
I grew up with animals
So sex for me Just an instinct, impulse
So sex for me Just an instinct, impulse
So sex for me Just an instinct, impulse
There is nothing I haven't seen before
There is nothing I haven't seen before
Nacho, don't be naughty!
Nacho, don't be naughty!
I'll complain to your mother
What hit me a lot was the crisis of that year
What hit me a lot was the crisis of that year
What hit me a lot was the crisis of that year
We're going to lose everything
(Break all)
Seeing my dad fall to this point
Seeing my dad fall to this point
(For Sale) Leave an indelible impression on me
(For Sale) Leave an indelible impression on me
But I found the venting channel
But I found the venting channel
-In the end, everything will be the same as the same destination - I'm here!
-In the end, everything will be the same as the same destination - I'm here!
-In the end, everything will be the same as the same destination - I'm here!
Some people think I have a problem Say I've been obsessed with sex since I was a child
Some people think I have a problem Say I've been obsessed with sex since I was a child
But that's not the case
But that's not the case
(Bi Depression Disorder)
(Bi Depression Disorder)
I've always been a party cafe
I've always been a party cafe
Nacho, come back by bus, don't think about riding a motorcycle
Nacho, come back by bus, don't think about riding a motorcycle
OK, mom
OK, mom
Pursuing speed and danger
Pursuing speed and danger
Adventure life
Adventure life
money
money
I'll admit it...
I'll admit it...
I want to be the top
The following talent It has greatly affected my life
The following talent It has greatly affected my life
The following talent It has greatly affected my life
The following talent It has greatly affected my life
I found joy fascinating And sex is the best joy
I found joy fascinating And sex is the best joy
I found joy fascinating And sex is the best joy
Unfortunately, some people hate sex
Unfortunately, some people hate sex
Unfortunately, some people hate sex
Title: Spanish AV Emperor: Nacho Episode 1: Creating Nacho Vida
Title: Spanish AV Emperor: Nacho Episode 1: Creating Nacho Vida
Title: Spanish AV Emperor: Nacho Episode 1: Creating Nacho Vida
(Spain 1993)
(Spain 1993)
-You did it with her -Do you think?
-You did it with her -Do you think?
Oh, wait and see what happens when Mata knows
Oh, wait and see what happens when Mata knows
Oh, wait and see what happens when Mata knows
She won't find out
-pill -OK
-pill -OK
Nacho, give me the pill
Nacho, give me the pill
Come on, Qimo!
Come on, Qimo!
This is a gift for you, because you are super good
This is a gift for you, because you are super good
This is a gift for you, because you are super good
All the goods are sold out, where are you going now?
All the goods are sold out, where are you going now?
Let's go to the Baraka nightclub?
Let's go to the Baraka nightclub?
-Nacho, leave -Okay, but I'll bring that girl with me
-Nacho, leave -Okay, but I'll bring that girl with me
-Nacho, leave -Okay, but I'll bring that girl with me
Come again?
Come again?
This is the girl I want to make!
This is the girl I want to make!
This is the girl I want to make!
This is the girl I want to make!
Go!
Go!
Hey, bastard!
Hey, bastard!
Hey, bastard!
Where did you come out?
Where did you come out?
(Bakalao Carnival Road Press to Start)
(Bakalao Carnival Road Press to Start)
(First level)
(The second level)
(Fourth level)
Come on, everyone
Come on, everyone
Come on, everyone
Damn, there is a policeman
Damn, there is a policeman
-Hurry up, throw all the drugs on your body, move quickly - Turn off the music
-Hurry up, throw all the drugs on your body, move quickly - Turn off the music
-Hurry up, throw all the drugs on your body, move quickly - Turn off the music
Throwed the beer can
Throwed the beer can
Throwed the beer can
A Kun, throw the marijuana cigarette, are you idiot?
A Kun, throw the marijuana cigarette, are you idiot?
Everyone has serious expressions, be more serious...
Everyone has serious expressions, be more serious...
A Kun, don’t laugh, damn it, okay?
A Kun, don’t laugh, damn it, okay?
Good night, police officer
Good night, police officer
Thanks
Thanks
These three people can no longer have a party
These three people can no longer have a party
These three people can no longer have a party
Have you seen his arm?
Have you seen his arm?
What's wrong? Is that a family of three? Do you want me to park your car and let you pray?
What's wrong? Is that a family of three? Do you want me to park your car and let you pray?
Okay, let's have a party
Okay, let's have a party
Okay, let's have a party
Those people are dead, but we are still alive
Those people are dead, but we are still alive
Let's continue to party!
Let's continue to party!
Let's continue to party!
(Barcelona)
(Barcelona)
Sucked this
Come on, take a cigarette
Come on, take a cigarette
Be awake, man
Be awake, man
Go swim and wake yourself up
Go swim and wake yourself up
Hey!
Do you need my hero to save the beauty?
Do you need my hero to save the beauty?
son!
son!
Hey, Miss Nurse!
Hey, Miss Nurse!
She will kill me
She will kill me
You'll kill me
You'll kill me
Less exaggerated
Less exaggerated
Nacho, you haven't been home for four days This Bakalao carnival road...
Nacho, you haven't been home for four days This Bakalao carnival road...
Nacho, you haven't been home for four days This Bakalao carnival road...
-Oh...Mom, do you want to read me now? -Yes, now
-Oh...Mom, do you want to read me now? -Yes, now
-Oh...Mom, do you want to read me now? -Yes, now
I work hard all day to support my family, and you guy...
I work hard all day to support my family, and you guy...
I work hard all day to support my family, and you guy...
I work hard all day to support my family, and you guy...
Your dad is seriously ill
Your dad is seriously ill
He should start working
He should start working
What did you say?
What did you say?
He managed two companies at your age
He managed two companies at your age
He managed two companies at your age
Also engaged in international business
-He has achieved much more than you in your life - Wait and see
-He has achieved much more than you in your life - Wait and see
-He has achieved much more than you in your life - Wait and see
Wait and see, you don't even read the book
Wait and see, you don't even read the book
study…
study…
I've been treated like every subject
I've been treated like every subject
I've been treated like every subject
Nacho, you have to do that for the rest of your life Is it shameful?
Nacho, you have to do that for the rest of your life Is it shameful?
Nacho, you have to do that for the rest of your life Is it shameful?
If you love it so much
If you love it so much
Prove your worth and start working
Prove your worth and start working
Mata!
goodbye
Nacho!
-Do you want to go to the cinema? -don't want
-Do you want to go to the cinema? -don't want
My parents are not at home
My parents are not at home
Go to my house to watch a movie?
What's wrong?
-I'm thinking about finding a job -Are there any other errands?
-I'm thinking about finding a job -Are there any other errands?
-I'm thinking about finding a job -Are there any other errands?
I mean normal working
I mean normal working
I have to help my mom
I have to help my mom
Share some family plan
Share some family plan
Otherwise...
Otherwise...
Move out of here so no one will preach me
Move out of here so no one will preach me
What? Absolutely not possible!
What? Absolutely not possible!
I'll talk to my dad
I'll talk to my dad
-how? -Talk to your dad?
-how? -Talk to your dad?
He can make you a deliveryman in the supermarket
He can make you a deliveryman in the supermarket
He can make you a deliveryman in the supermarket
I'll introduce you, you can talk Then we officially and publicly
I'll introduce you, you can talk Then we officially and publicly
I'll introduce you, you can talk Then we officially and publicly
Wait, are you joking?
Wait, are you joking?
Wait, are you joking?
Damn it, so he will give you a job
Damn it, so he will give you a job
And I can see you wearing that uniform That will excite me
And I can see you wearing that uniform That will excite me
Come here, come here
Come here, come here
Be careful to see it turns into a cross-eye
Be careful to see it turns into a cross-eye
The gas delivery, the police, the plumber... Look? Uniforms are in popularity
The gas delivery, the police, the plumber... Look? Uniforms are in popularity
The gas delivery, the police, the plumber... Look? Uniforms are in popularity
-I thought you were romantic -It's also very romantic
-I thought you were romantic -It's also very romantic
Mata
Mata
Parents don't like their daughter's boyfriend
Parents don't like their daughter's boyfriend
Parents don't like their daughter's boyfriend
Especially boyfriends like me
Especially boyfriends like me
Yes, that's because they don't know your strengths
Yes, that's because they don't know your strengths
Yes, that's because they don't know your strengths
I want you to do it with me
I want you to do it with me
This volume
This volume
("Roke: Sex License")
("Roke: Sex License")
He definitely can't compare to mine.
He definitely can't compare to mine.
They finally got married
They finally got married
("It's all for bread")
("It's all for bread")
("It's all for bread")
Is anyone here?
Is anyone here?
Is anyone here?
The supermarket delivery is here
The supermarket delivery is here
Hello
Madam, do you want me to put it in? Or will your husband deal with it?
Madam, do you want me to put it in? Or will your husband deal with it?
Madam, do you want me to put it in? Or will your husband deal with it?
Do you want to drink beer?
Less covered, you poisonous insect!
Less covered, you poisonous insect!
He is talking nonsense about the plot of A movie, this bastard!
He is talking nonsense about the plot of A movie, this bastard!
Don't you believe me?
Don't you believe me?
Yes, I went to Sharon Stone at the Ghost Nightclub And your mother
Yes, I went to Sharon Stone at the Ghost Nightclub And your mother
-Do you want to bet? -You eat as sloppy as having sex
-Do you want to bet? -You eat as sloppy as having sex
-Do you want to bet? -You eat as sloppy as having sex
Do you want to bet?
If I win
If I win
You quit that bad job Continue drug trafficking, okay?
You quit that bad job Continue drug trafficking, okay?
If it proves true I'll choose a color to help you dye your hair
If it proves true I'll choose a color to help you dye your hair
If it proves true I'll choose a color to help you dye your hair
This is good
OK, one word is certain
OK, one word is certain
Look forward to it
Look forward to it
Help me set the drum sound! You search for it
Help me set the drum sound! You search for it
-Like or dislike, you are really the king of sex -This is the fat woman's underwear!
-Like or dislike, you are really the king of sex -This is the fat woman's underwear!
-Like or dislike, you are really the king of sex -This is the fat woman's underwear!
-Like or dislike, you are really the king of sex -This is the fat woman's underwear!
-You're such a bastard -It's not difficult to sleep with that kind of person
-You're such a bastard -It's not difficult to sleep with that kind of person
-You are only 22 years old but you can't get hard -You bastard
-You are only 22 years old but you can't get hard -You bastard
-You are only 22 years old but you can't get hard -You bastard
You should look at her happy expression
You should look at her happy expression
What do you bring to women?
What do you bring to women?
My greatest happiness Just let a woman orgasm in bed
My greatest happiness Just let a woman orgasm in bed
What a great joy, man! I'm kind of surrendering to the joy of bed
What a great joy, man! I'm kind of surrendering to the joy of bed
What a great joy, man! I'm kind of surrendering to the joy of bed
I mean...I like to put hair dryers by the bed To blow dry the bed
I mean...I like to put hair dryers by the bed To blow dry the bed
I mean...I like to put hair dryers by the bed To blow dry the bed
If you don't need to blow dry That's I didn't do my best
If you don't need to blow dry That's I didn't do my best
If you don't need to blow dry That's I didn't do my best
Write it down, if you don't have to dry the bed You're doing something wrong
Write it down, if you don't have to dry the bed You're doing something wrong
Write it down, if you don't have to dry the bed You're doing something wrong
-Okay, professor, remember - Come, as a souvenir for you
-Okay, professor, remember - Come, as a souvenir for you
-Okay, professor, remember - Come, as a souvenir for you
-Really? Wow! -tip
-Really? Wow! -tip
She tips you for ten thousand pesetta?
She tips you for ten thousand pesetta?
Sex and money, the driving force of my life
Sex and money, the driving force of my life
Sex and money, the driving force of my life
-Are you a Cowherd? -Cowherd? Are you a Cowherd?
-Are you a Cowherd? -Cowherd? Are you a Cowherd?
I heard that customers are always right
I heard that customers are always right
I heard that customers are always right
-Didn't Mata's father pay you a salary? -Because I provide quality service!
-Didn't Mata's father pay you a salary? -Because I provide quality service!
Then...we haven't forgotten
Then...we haven't forgotten
Then...we haven't forgotten
Have you said what color you want to dye your hair?
Have you said what color you want to dye your hair?
Have you said what color you want to dye your hair?
-Do you want to drink water? -good
-Do you want to drink water? -good
You're the girl by the sea
You're the girl by the sea
I thought you were my hallucination May I have your name?
I thought you were my hallucination May I have your name?
I thought you were my hallucination May I have your name?
My name is Sarah
Sarah…
Sarah…
Give me your hand, hurry up, give me your hand
Give me your hand, hurry up, give me your hand
-Depending on what you did to me! -What did I do!
-Depending on what you did to me! -What did I do!
- That's the drug relationship -Do you want it?
- That's the drug relationship -Do you want it?
I'm going to call an ambulance in case you faint again
I'm going to call an ambulance in case you faint again
I'm going to call an ambulance in case you faint again
Have you washed this piece of clothing with hot water?
Have you washed this piece of clothing with hot water?
Why don't you wash your mouth?
Why don't you wash your mouth?
Sorry, sorry...
Sorry, sorry...
We've done it again
We've done it again
-rewind… -rewind? Yes, rewind
-rewind… -rewind? Yes, rewind
-My name is Nacho, I'll be lucky -I'm Sarah
-My name is Nacho, I'll be lucky -I'm Sarah
-Do you want to drink it? -OK
-Do you want to drink it? -OK
-Can you please open it? -You can open it yourself
-Can you please open it? -You can open it yourself
Last time I drank this The other party spent money to enjoy my service
Last time I drank this The other party spent money to enjoy my service
Really? Then your service must be very good
Really? Then your service must be very good
Really? Then your service must be very good
So which kind of service is it?
So which kind of service is it?
I help the supermarket deliver goods, I have super powers
I help the supermarket deliver goods, I have super powers
I help the supermarket deliver goods, I have super powers
I help the supermarket deliver goods, I have super powers
I can carry the box And tell the exact weight, I'm optimistic
I can carry the box And tell the exact weight, I'm optimistic
I can carry the box And tell the exact weight, I'm optimistic
53…
53…
53.5 kg
53.5 kg
I have super powers, too
I have super powers, too
I can lift things without touching them
I can lift things without touching them
Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch!
-baby -Call me again
I'll bite your egg You have new stinky bitch every day
I'll bite your egg You have new stinky bitch every day
I'll bite your egg You have new stinky bitch every day
-What are you talking about? We just drink beer -I know you've gotten into someone else
-What are you talking about? We just drink beer -I know you've gotten into someone else
-What are you talking about? We just drink beer -I know you've gotten into someone else
-What are you talking about? We just drink beer -I know you've gotten into someone else
What do you want? We've talked about this a thousand times
What do you want? We've talked about this a thousand times
What do you want? We've talked about this a thousand times
I want to be your only girlfriend! Don't you understand yet?
I want to be your only girlfriend! Don't you understand yet?
I want you to be with me Is it that difficult to understand?
I want you to be with me Is it that difficult to understand?
I want you to be with me Is it that difficult to understand?
Calm down, let's talk about this later
Calm down, let's talk about this later
screw you!
screw you!
Music is soft
Music is soft
If you don't keep quiet Neighbors will break into the door
If you don't keep quiet Neighbors will break into the door
If you don't keep quiet Neighbors will break into the door
There are no neighbors here
There are no neighbors here
police!
police!
police!
police!
Police, damn police!
Police, damn police!
Stuff the drugs into the asshole or flush them into the toilet!
Stuff the drugs into the asshole or flush them into the toilet!
Stuff the drugs into the asshole or flush them into the toilet!
Sorry, man
Squeeze or flush toilet
Squeeze or flush toilet
Squeeze or flush toilet
Nacho…
Nacho…
Mata is outside! She's on the balcony
Mata is outside! She's on the balcony
Squeeze or flush toilet
Squeeze or flush toilet
She's outside the balcony
She's outside the balcony
Take it, San Miao, that's all
Take it, San Miao, that's all
Flush the toilet
Flush the toilet
-Dig with your hands -My?
-Dig with your hands -My?
Yes, hurry up, dig with your hands Oh shit! Take action, get on!
Yes, hurry up, dig with your hands Oh shit! Take action, get on!
Yes, hurry up, dig with your hands Oh shit! Take action, get on!
Very disgusting
Very disgusting
Damn, San Miao, hurry up
Don't worry about me!
Don't worry about me!
Get out, Mata, what are you doing?
Get out, Mata, what are you doing?
Bastard, you are a bastard!
Bastard, you are a bastard!
There are police outside Stop calling, what are you doing?
There are police outside Stop calling, what are you doing?
I don't care about the police! You are a bastard!
I don't care about the police! You are a bastard!
Damn, Mata, stop!
Damn, Mata, stop!
I want to use this to cut my wrist!
I want to use this to cut my wrist!
If you just sleep with me Or don't sleep with anyone!
If you just sleep with me Or don't sleep with anyone!
I don't want to share you with others! I don't want to!
I don't want to share you with others! I don't want to!
Listen, you're having fun, you'll be hurt, stop
Listen, you're having fun, you'll be hurt, stop
Listen, you're having fun, you'll be hurt, stop
Damn it! stop! What are you doing
Damn it! stop! What are you doing
Please promise me, you won't leave me
Please promise me, you won't leave me
-Sorry, Nacho -Okay, it's okay
-Sorry, Nacho -Okay, it's okay
OK, don't joke, everyone's expressions are serious
OK, don't joke, everyone's expressions are serious
Good night, police officer
Good night, police officer
What's wrong? Didn't you hear the doorbell?
What's wrong? Didn't you hear the doorbell?
-I'm pooping, sir -We...we...
-I'm pooping, sir -We...we...
-I'm pooping, sir -We...we...
Sir, forgive them
Sir, forgive them
Go to the street! Everyone brought their ID to the street
Go to the street! Everyone brought their ID to the street
If something goes wrong I'll keep beating you on the way home
If something goes wrong I'll keep beating you on the way home
If something goes wrong I'll keep beating you on the way home
OK, don't worry
OK, don't worry
Thanks, I'll talk to him
Thanks, I'll talk to him
Thanks, I'll talk to him
No...don't worry, thank you
No...don't worry, thank you
Grandpa said you have been wanted by the military police for a year
Grandpa said you have been wanted by the military police for a year
Grandpa said you have been wanted by the military police for a year
-I? -Yes, it's you
-I? -Yes, it's you
It's impossible, how did he know?
It's impossible, how did he know?
It's impossible, how did he know?
Because he is a colonel Someone informed him of your arrest
Because he is a colonel Someone informed him of your arrest
Nacho, what did you do?
Nacho, what did you do?
What did grandpa say?
You should go to the army or be imprisoned in a military prison
You should go to the army or be imprisoned in a military prison
You should go to the army or be imprisoned in a military prison
-Oh, you really have it, you... -Shut up and don't quarrel!
-Oh, you really have it, you... -Shut up and don't quarrel!
-Oh, you really have it, you... -Shut up and don't quarrel!
The first option is better?
The first option is better?
How to do it now?
How to do it now?
Now you go to Brook's Camp Ask you what options do you have
Now you go to Brook's Camp Ask you what options do you have
Now you go to Brook's Camp Ask you what options do you have
Grandpa mentioned the special operations team
Grandpa mentioned the special operations team
Ski mountaineering company and a bunch of none
Ski mountaineering company and a bunch of none
Ski mountaineering company and a bunch of none
I only ask for one thing
I only ask for one thing
Anyone can go, just other electoral regiments
Anyone can go, just other electoral regiments
Anyone can go, just other electoral regiments
Do you think I'm a fool?
Do you think I'm a fool?
(Merilla)
(Merilla)
(Spanish Army)
(Spanish Army)
(corps)
(corps)
Hello, what are you doing?
Hello, what are you doing?
Hurry up, get out there
Hurry up, get out there
One, two, one, two, one, two
One, two, one, two, one, two
One, two, one, two, stop
One, two, one, two, stop
One, two, one, two, stop
Take a break!
Take a break!
-rest -corps!
-rest -corps!
Man, do it again!
Man, do it again!
Are you the captain of the Yi team in your hometown or something?
Are you the captain of the Yi team in your hometown or something?
Are you the captain of the Yi team in your hometown or something?
No, sir! I have learned martial arts since I was a child, so I am a sir!
No, sir! I have learned martial arts since I was a child, so I am a sir!
No, sir! I have learned martial arts since I was a child, so I am a sir!
Take a break
Snatch the gun posture!
Snatch the gun posture!
Left shoulder rifle!
Left shoulder rifle!
Do you want to throw your gun to the ground?
Do you want to throw your gun to the ground?
Damn it, again!
Damn it, again!
- Stay camp for one day -My?
- Stay camp for one day -My?
-Two days -Yes, sir!
-Two days -Yes, sir!
again
again
- One week -But Sgt.
- One week -But Sgt.
Shh!
You, the captain of the Yi team, must stay in the camp
You, the captain of the Yi team, must stay in the camp
You, the captain of the Yi team, must stay in the camp
Until these mentally retarded people learn to fuck the gun like you
Until these mentally retarded people learn to fuck the gun like you
Yes, sir
Yes, sir
You will learn from the pain...
You will learn from the pain...
You will learn from the pain...
What is discipline, loyalty and honor
What is discipline, loyalty and honor
What is discipline, loyalty and honor
One person died, all members died, do you understand?
One person died, all members died, do you understand?
Yes, sir!
-Hey, I'm sorry about the sergeant's affairs -Are you ready?
-Hey, I'm sorry about the sergeant's affairs -Are you ready?
-Hey, I'm sorry about the sergeant's affairs -Are you ready?
-What? -Be ready
-What? -Be ready
If I were to be killed by you again
You'd better sleep with one eye open
So give me a decent look, did you hear it?
So give me a decent look, did you hear it?
So give me a decent look, did you hear it?
-Hear? - Heard
-Hear? - Heard
Damn it to run
Damn it to run
Sergeant, sir!
Sergeant, sir!
You're pretty good at boxing
You're pretty good at boxing
I want you to teach me some tips
I want you to teach me some tips
Yes, sir
Yes, sir
-I will beat you up -Yes, sir
-I will beat you up -Yes, sir
Have you ever had a goat from the Corps?
Have you ever had a goat from the Corps?
Not yet, give me some time But I have a girlfriend
Not yet, give me some time But I have a girlfriend
His name is Philip Hey Philip, say hello
His name is Philip Hey Philip, say hello
His name is Philip Hey Philip, say hello
How are you cleaning the toilet now?
How are you cleaning the toilet now?
When I go back, my mom will be shocked
When I go back, my mom will be shocked
I can do laundry, iron, and even cook
I can do laundry, iron, and even cook
You are not in the army, you are going to the women's housekeeping school, right?
You are not in the army, you are going to the women's housekeeping school, right?
You are not in the army, you are going to the women's housekeeping school, right?
This is not a joke Even whistle blowing here will be punished
This is not a joke Even whistle blowing here will be punished
This is not a joke Even whistle blowing here will be punished
It's a big mistake for you to choose a corps
It's a big mistake for you to choose a corps
Brother
Brother
There are more salaries here Now even my mom agrees
There are more salaries here Now even my mom agrees
There are more salaries here Now even my mom agrees
-I will send money to raise her home -Thank you so hard, Nacho!
-I will send money to raise her home -Thank you so hard, Nacho!
Let's go away! Have you already had a ban?
Let's go away! Have you already had a ban?
Let's go away! Have you already had a ban?
- Yes, it's called a rocket cylinder -Because of his big black cock
- Yes, it's called a rocket cylinder -Because of his big black cock
- Yes, it's called a rocket cylinder -Because of his big black cock
-Did you know he continues to dye his hair? -Sometimes, is it true?
-Did you know he continues to dye his hair? -Sometimes, is it true?
-Did you know he continues to dye his hair? -Sometimes, is it true?
-Do you know what they call me? -Tell us
-Do you know what they call me? -Tell us
Boxer Hoda, I defeated four on the first day
Boxer Hoda, I defeated four on the first day
Boxer Hoda, I defeated four on the first day
Two uphooks, the opponent fell to the ground
Two uphooks, the opponent fell to the ground
Two uphooks, the opponent fell to the ground
Now I am the coach of two sergeant chiefs
Now I am the coach of two sergeant chiefs
Are you planning to continue joining the army?
No way, this is just the trick to survive Must be the top here
No way, this is just the trick to survive Must be the top here
No way, this is just the trick to survive Must be the top here
You sound like my dad
You sound like my dad
Nacho, when you are not here
Nacho, when you are not here
Nacho, when you are not here
Don't mind if I sleep with Mata?
Don't mind if I sleep with Mata?
-Mata? -She is dating a friend of Bonbia
-Mata? -She is dating a friend of Bonbia
-Mata? -She is dating a friend of Bonbia
-Looks much calmer -We'll stare at him
-Looks much calmer -We'll stare at him
-What are you talking about? -Give me
-What are you talking about? -Give me
I'm having fun with you That Mata is a crazy woman
I'm having fun with you That Mata is a crazy woman
I'm having fun with you That Mata is a crazy woman
-When will you come back? -I don't know, I'll tell you again
-When will you come back? -I don't know, I'll tell you again
-When will you come back? -I don't know, I'll tell you again
I'll help you arrange a grand party
I'll help you arrange a grand party
Be happy, man, you're about to be discharged from the army
Be happy, man, you're about to be discharged from the army
Be happy, man, you're about to be discharged from the army
Then come on, bastards!
Then come on, bastards!
Then come on, bastards!
I miss you! goodbye
I miss you! goodbye
I miss you! goodbye
(Barcelona)
(Barcelona)
(1995)
What about last month? Have you written it down?
What about last month? Have you written it down?
You wrote it down Look here, this is it, there
You wrote it down Look here, this is it, there
You wrote it down Look here, this is it, there
And the rest is here With this money is enough
And the rest is here With this money is enough
-There are a thousand here -What should I do if I didn't have you?
-There are a thousand here -What should I do if I didn't have you?
I'm really at a loss What about these coins? We can...
I'm really at a loss What about these coins? We can...
-Soldiers of the Corps, fight! -Nacho!
-Soldiers of the Corps, fight! -Nacho!
How did you come in?
How did you come in?
Corporal Ignathohoda Gonzalez Sir!
Corporal Ignathohoda Gonzalez Sir!
Corporal Ignathohoda Gonzalez Sir!
Corporal Ignathohoda Gonzalez Sir!
Mom, beware of her, she will cheat you of money
Mom, beware of her, she will cheat you of money
Mom, beware of her, she will cheat you of money
-She is helping to sort out the accounts of the household -Look?
-She is helping to sort out the accounts of the household -Look?
You pig! You are so stinking, stop!
You pig! You are so stinking, stop!
-I love you too -The army has really changed you, right?
-I love you too -The army has really changed you, right?
-You don't know anything -Hey handsome
-You don't know anything -Hey handsome
-You are so strong! -Such handsome!
-You are so strong! -Such handsome!
These are my medals
These are my medals
Awarded to the best corporal corporal of 1994
Awarded to the best corporal corporal of 1994
- With the signature of the colonel and captain -What's this?
- With the signature of the colonel and captain -What's this?
I don't dare to know what you are planning to do now
I don't dare to know what you are planning to do now
I'll make money and make a living as usual
I'll make money and make a living as usual
Where is Dad?
-He's in bed -here we go again?
-He's in bed -here we go again?
-He's in bed -here we go again?
right
A few days ago, he had a serious attack and ran out
A few days ago, he had a serious attack and ran out
A few days ago, he had a serious attack and ran out
But he changed to a stronger drug To control euphoria symptoms
But he changed to a stronger drug To control euphoria symptoms
But he changed to a stronger drug To control euphoria symptoms
I'll talk to him
I'll talk to him
I hope you are proud of me
I hope you are proud of me
(Sex Paradise)
(Sex Paradise)
This is a damn paradise
This is a damn paradise
Don't be impatient! Leave a few girls for others
Don't be impatient! Leave a few girls for others
Beautiful girl, four glasses of spirits, no need to find change
Beautiful girl, four glasses of spirits, no need to find change
Warm your body, right?
Warm your body, right?
Look over there, isn’t that the girl you like?
Look over there, isn’t that the girl you like?
Look over there, isn’t that the girl you like?
It's really her
-Are you sure you don't want to drink one? -No, thank you
-Are you sure you don't want to drink one? -No, thank you
Don't get me wrong, my dear, I'll just dance
Don't get me wrong, my dear, I'll just dance
Do you excited me, but ignore me?
Do you excited me, but ignore me?
I said it was your drug use
I said it was your drug use
Dear, give me a beer
What about this?
What about this?
What's this?
I've seen so much
I've seen so much
I've seen so much
I've never seen a woman like you
I've never seen a woman like you
You mean the woman who rejects you Or a woman who doesn't spend money to enjoy your service?
You mean the woman who rejects you Or a woman who doesn't spend money to enjoy your service?
It seems you still remember me clearly
It seems you still remember me clearly
When is that? Two years ago?
When is that? Two years ago?
I'll impress you
I'll impress you
I don't see anyone often That kind of scene with that girl
I don't see anyone often That kind of scene with that girl
I don't see anyone often That kind of scene with that girl
Love can sometimes be fatal
Love can sometimes be fatal
Some proposals are never accepted
Some proposals are never accepted
Tell me how much
Tell me how much
I will never leave if I haven't had sex with you
I will never leave if I haven't had sex with you
Are you in a hurry?
Or do you don't want to fight for another round?
Or do you don't want to fight for another round?
I have no money anymore
I have no money anymore
But you are majestic
But you are majestic
-you're good -the same as you
-you're good -the same as you
Then stay
Then stay
I'm serious, I'm out of money
I'm serious, I'm out of money
This time it's not a job
This time it's not a job
Just treat it as a free gift
Just treat it as a free gift
(Love, sex, hit it off)
(Love, sex, hit it off)
(Love, sex, hit it off)
(Love, sex, hit it off)
(Love, sex, hit it off)
(Love, sex, hit it off)
Why do you want to be a prostitute?
Why do you want to be a prostitute?
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
I won't tell you my life story
I won't tell you my life story
I won't tell you my life story
OK, what are you going to do now?
OK, what are you going to do now?
OK, what are you going to do now?
-Well, I have a job -Seriously?
-Well, I have a job -Seriously?
You have ten minutes to pack up
You have ten minutes to pack up
You have ten minutes to pack up
Listen, we hit it off
Listen, we hit it off
Listen, we hit it off
This is fate We are destined to meet again in two years
This is fate We are destined to meet again in two years
This is fate We are destined to meet again in two years
We've been celebrating for three days without sleep
We've been celebrating for three days without sleep
-I don't do this with people casually -Excuse me
-I don't do this with people casually -Excuse me
What did you say? It wants to eat Jina's
What did you say? It wants to eat Jina's
What did you say? It wants to eat Jina's
I'm not a girlfriend If that's what you want
I'm not a girlfriend If that's what you want
I'm not a girlfriend If that's what you want
Just a stick
I don't want to eat
-I thought about it... -What do you think?
-I thought about it... -What do you think?
-You might as well stop doing it? -What?
-You might as well stop doing it? -What?
Your job
Your job
Why don't I do it? I like this job
Why don't I do it? I like this job
I don't know what we can do together
I don't know what we can do together
I don't know what we can do together
Together? Are you going to have a shot?
Together? Are you going to have a shot?
We should think about it A show, performance or something
We should think about it A show, performance or something
We should think about it A show, performance or something
We should think about it A show, performance or something
-What we'll think of -Are you having fun with me?
-What we'll think of -Are you having fun with me?
Nacho, I've had a lot of fun Super happy, great
Nacho, I've had a lot of fun Super happy, great
Nacho, I've had a lot of fun Super happy, great
Nacho, I've had a lot of fun Super happy, great
-but… -We've arrived
-but… -We've arrived
Do you live here?
Do you live here?
I'll invite you in soon
I'll invite you in soon
- Give me your arm -What are you going to do?
- Give me your arm -What are you going to do?
-The house on the left side of the fifth floor, right? -Great memory
-The house on the left side of the fifth floor, right? -Great memory
- So you can call me -I'll wipe the number
- So you can call me -I'll wipe the number
-Do you like paella? - Of course I like it
-Do you like paella? - Of course I like it
Empty Friday
Empty Friday
This seafood dish will surprise you
This seafood dish will surprise you
That would be the best you've ever eaten in your life
That would be the best you've ever eaten in your life
That would be the best you've ever eaten in your life
I'll come to pick you up then
I'll come to pick you up then
-Goodbye, beautiful girl, say hello to your daughter for me -I will, thank you
-Goodbye, beautiful girl, say hello to your daughter for me -I will, thank you
-Goodbye, beautiful girl, say hello to your daughter for me -I will, thank you
-Is your head broken? -My mom will like to eat Fadon long bread
-Is your head broken? -My mom will like to eat Fadon long bread
-Is your head broken? -My mom will like to eat Fadon long bread
-I thought we were going to the restaurant -Is this better
-I thought we were going to the restaurant -Is this better
- Look at my outfit! -You look perfect
- Look at my outfit! -You look perfect
-My God, Anlikui -We have to paint the house
-My God, Anlikui -We have to paint the house
-My God, Anlikui -We have to paint the house
-Can you stop? -Hurry up, what are you doing?
-Can you stop? -Hurry up, what are you doing?
-Can you stop? -Hurry up, what are you doing?
-Take that down -Anlikui
-Take that down -Anlikui
-Cover the table with a piece of cloth -Not now
-Cover the table with a piece of cloth -Not now
-Cover the table with a piece of cloth -Not now
What are you doing there? Hurry up... move quickly!
What are you doing there? Hurry up... move quickly!
What are you doing there? Hurry up... move quickly!
Why are you here? Go over there to paint, do you understand?
Why are you here? Go over there to paint, do you understand?
Why are you here? Go over there to paint, do you understand?
-Dad, what are you doing? -The missing guy is here!
-Dad, what are you doing? -The missing guy is here!
-Dad, what are you doing? -The missing guy is here!
-Hurry up, go! -He stopped taking medicine
-Hurry up, go! -He stopped taking medicine
Yes, I've stopped the medicine So I got my authority back
Yes, I've stopped the medicine So I got my authority back
Yes, I've stopped the medicine So I got my authority back
-hurry up! Focus on doing things! -Dad, please
-hurry up! Focus on doing things! -Dad, please
-I want to paint now -Stop saying stupid things
-I want to paint now -Stop saying stupid things
-I want to paint now -Stop saying stupid things
You guys can get out
You guys can get out
They won't leave, this house is a mess We have to paint
They won't leave, this house is a mess We have to paint
They won't leave, this house is a mess We have to paint
Don't you understand yet? You've lost your mind
Don't you understand yet? You've lost your mind
You don't understand Otherwise you will start working, like me,
You don't understand Otherwise you will start working, like me,
You don't understand Otherwise you will start working, like me,
You don't understand Otherwise you will start working, like me,
That way your mom won't have to help someone clean the floor
That way your mom won't have to help someone clean the floor
That's because you've been sitting on the sofa all your life
That's because you've been sitting on the sofa all your life
-How dare you be rude to me? -Nacho, forget it, let's come again another day
-How dare you be rude to me? -Nacho, forget it, let's come again another day
Leave with the slut you brought
Leave with the slut you brought
Leave with the slut you brought
-An Likui! -Slut?
-My God, Anlikui -Yes, slut
-My God, Anlikui -Yes, slut
-Slut, you are not allowed to say that Sarah -Are you shouting at me?
-Slut, you are not allowed to say that Sarah -Are you shouting at me?
-Slut, you are not allowed to say that Sarah -Are you shouting at me?
-right -Do you want to teach me a lesson?
-right -Do you want to teach me a lesson?
-stop! -Nacho, my god!
-stop! -Nacho, my god!
-I'll have a beer waiting for you -Come
-I'll have a beer waiting for you -Come
-I'll have a beer waiting for you -Come
Thank you for your attempt
Thank you for your attempt
I know you want me to feel special
I know you want me to feel special
Because you're special
Because you're special
But you are not my pimp
But you are not my pimp
Don't wait here
It's just my job, it's purely performance
It's just my job, it's purely performance
Go and see your dad, okay?
Go and see your dad, okay?
Go and see your dad, okay?
-Why are you here? -Where is he?
Nacho, go out, I'm at work Nacho, leave immediately!
Nacho, go out, I'm at work Nacho, leave immediately!
Nacho, go out, I'm at work Nacho, leave immediately!
-Who is this guy? -Who are you?
-Who is this guy? -Who are you?
Go out, Nacho, please!
Go out, Nacho, please!
-I have already paid -Please, you can cover it up too
-I have already paid -Please, you can cover it up too
-I have already paid -Please, you can cover it up too
Nacho, I'm at work, please leave
Nacho, I'm at work, please leave
Do you want to see a great show? Look at the real dick and tell her
Do you want to see a great show? Look at the real dick and tell her
Do you want to see a great show? Look at the real dick and tell her
Hurry up, tell Sarah! "I want to see the real dick"
Hurry up, tell Sarah! "I want to see the real dick"
Hurry up, tell Sarah! "I want to see the real dick"
Wait, sir Keep cleaning up here, don't run around
Wait, sir Keep cleaning up here, don't run around
Wait, sir Keep cleaning up here, don't run around
Get out immediately!
I don't know when you decided to interfere with my life But I don't need you
I don't know when you decided to interfere with my life But I don't need you
I don't know when you decided to interfere with my life But I don't need you
-I won't keep you with him -Get out, I'm working
-I won't keep you with him -Get out, I'm working
-I won't keep you with him -Get out, I'm working
-Sarah... -I won't say it again, go out now!
-Sarah... -I won't say it again, go out now!
-Sarah... -I won't say it again, go out now!
I want to see the real dick!
I want to see the real dick!
Bingo! well done!
Bingo! well done!
Bingo! well done!
A man like you
A man like you
A man like you
I haven't seen anything that I can never forget I won't leave
I haven't seen anything that I can never forget I won't leave
-Are you ready? -alright…
-Are you ready? -alright…
-Are you ready? -alright…
-Please see! -My God!
-Please see! -My God!
- This is a gift from God to me - Enough! You start cleaning
- This is a gift from God to me - Enough! You start cleaning
- This is a gift from God to me - Enough! You start cleaning
You put on your pants, Nacho! You're crazy
You put on your pants, Nacho! You're crazy
You put on your pants, Nacho! You're crazy
Listen, let Mr. Shit enjoy it!
Listen, let Mr. Shit enjoy it!
Listen, let Mr. Shit enjoy it!
We let him have fun
We let him have fun
We let him have fun
We let him have fun
Sarah, my dear, please
Sarah, my dear, please
I'm crazy for you
I'm crazy for you
Don't want to sleep with me now
Don't want to sleep with me now
Sorry, I'm willing to pay twice the money to watch
Sorry, I'm willing to pay twice the money to watch
Sorry, I'm willing to pay twice the money to watch
Of course you have to pay twice the money, Mr. Shit
Of course you have to pay twice the money, Mr. Shit
Of course you have to pay twice the money, Mr. Shit
Who allowed you to speak? Kneel down for me, damn pervert
Who allowed you to speak? Kneel down for me, damn pervert
Who allowed you to speak? Kneel down for me, damn pervert
Damn, you're so fucking disgusting I feel like vomiting when I see you
Damn, you're so fucking disgusting I feel like vomiting when I see you
Damn, you're so fucking disgusting I feel like vomiting when I see you
Damn, you're so fucking disgusting I feel like vomiting when I see you
-Do you like this? -Like, like
-Do you like this? -Like, like
-Do you like this? -Like, like
-We'll be late -I lost my composure a few days ago
-We'll be late -I lost my composure a few days ago
-We'll be late -I lost my composure a few days ago
Stop talking stupidly, we are perfect We'll succeed
Stop talking stupidly, we are perfect We'll succeed
Nacho, I've slept with many men
Nacho, I've slept with many men
Nacho, I've slept with many men
But I have never seen anyone with your ability
But I have never seen anyone with your ability
You are gifted, you must make good use of it, believe me
You are gifted, you must make good use of it, believe me
If you want to be a big shot This is your stage
If you want to be a big shot This is your stage
come over
That's where
That's where
(Baghdad Live Sex Show)
(Baghdad Live Sex Show)
(Baghdad Live Sex Show)
Goodbye, Pila, see you tonight
Goodbye, Pila, see you tonight
Sorry, let's participate in the election Where should I go?
Sorry, let's participate in the election Where should I go?
Walking through that door, I said I wanted to find Lady
Walking through that door, I said I wanted to find Lady
Walking through that door, I said I wanted to find Lady
Thanks
It's your turn for the next group
It's your turn for the next group
stop
stop
Very good, thank you, let's contact again
Very good, thank you, let's contact again
Very good, thank you, let's contact again
-Don't worry -Thanks
-Don't worry -Thanks
-Thank you, goodbye -goodbye
-Thank you, goodbye -goodbye
God, today is a disaster! They are the last group, right?
God, today is a disaster! They are the last group, right?
-No, the pair who called... - Need help?
-No, the pair who called... - Need help?
-No, the pair who called... - Need help?
-No, thank you -Perfect
-No, thank you -Perfect
Come on the stage
Come on the stage
-This is really hard -I will dream of the first day when I sleep
-This is really hard -I will dream of the first day when I sleep
-This is really hard -I will dream of the first day when I sleep
-This is really hard -I will dream of the first day when I sleep
How are you?
-How are you? -Hey, yo!
-How are you? -Hey, yo!
-Let's get started -Please start
-Let's get started -Please start
I think it's been too long
I think it's been too long
What a big dick!
What a big dick!
My God
My God
Extra large
Extra large
Blessed are those who are patiently waiting
Blessed are those who are patiently waiting
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