Original subtitles

["Jingle Bell Rock" playing]

♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell Jingle bell rock a'

♪ Jingle bells swing And jingle bells ring a'

♪ Snow-in' and blow-in' up bushels of fun a'

♪ Now the jingle hop has begun A"

♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell Jingle bell rock a'

♪ Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time a'

♪ Dancing' and prancing' In Jingle Bell Square E

♪ In the frosty air A'

♪ What a bright time a' It's the right time a'

♪ To rock the night away A'

♪ Jingle bell time is a swell time a'

♪ To go gliding' in a one-horse sleigh A'

♪ Giddy, jingle horse Pick up your feet 4'

♪ Jingle around the clock a'

♪ Mix and a-mingle in the jingling' beat A"

♪ That's the jingle bell rock A'

♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell Jingle bell rock a'

♪ Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time a'

♪ Dancing' and prancing' In Jingle Bell Square E

♪ In the frosty air A'

♪ What a bright time a'

♪ It's the right time To rock the night away a'

♪ Jingle bell time is a swell time a'

♪ To go gliding' in a one-horse sleigh A'

♪ Giddy, jingle horse Pick up your feet 4'

♪ Jingle around the clock a'

♪ Mix and a-mingle in the jingling' beat A"

♪ That's the jingle bell rock A'

♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell Jingle bell rock 4'

♪ Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time a'

♪ Dancing' and prancing' In Jingle Bell Square 4'

♪ In the frosty air A'

[dog barking]

[children] Surprise! Surprise!

Happy birthday.

♪ Happy birthday to you a'

♪ Happy birthday to you a'

♪ Happy birthday, dear Daddy a'

♪ Happy birthday to you a'

Make a wish!

I wish...

- I'm not hon' tell you. - Oh, come on.

- Blow 'em out! Ay! -[all cheering]

Oh, honey, happy birthday.

Gimme sugar.

Give me some sugar, girl.

[chuckles] One more candle and the smoke alarm would've gone off.

- Oh. -[chuckling]

- Big 5-0. -[both chuckling]

You know what? Your beard's getting gray.

Kind of makes you look old.

But that's all right, though. 'Cause I still love ya.

[chuckles] Bye, Pa.

[birds squawking]

[host on TV] Send the postcard to: Contestants, Family Feud,

that's in Hollywood, California.

That's nine, double 0, two, eight. Thank you.

[advertiser on TV] Government standards would allow me

to call this a Grade-A chicken, but my standards wouldn't.

[groans]

[advertiser] It's skinny, it has scrapes and hairs.

[coughs, groans]

The fact is, my graders reject 30% of the chickens

government graders accept as Grade-A.

That's why it pays to insist on a chicken with my name on it.

If you're not completely satisfied,

write me, and I'll give you your money back.

Who do you... What do they know about chickens?

-[game show host] Two answers remain. Jan? -[contestant 1] Cook.

-[contestant 2] Cook! Say cook! -[contestant 1] Cook, cook, cook.

[buzzer chimes]

[contestant 3] Well. Cook.

[host] Sal, big lead. If not, they're even game.

Cook!

-[buzzer chimes] -[urinating]

-[bell dinging] -[contestants cheering]

-[dingier] -[burps]

- Six. -[contestants chattering]

- Morning. Hi, Mrs. Murtaugh. - Hi.