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I hate this shit.

That Miss Chappell's a real pain in the ass.

I mean, come on. We've just got a little bit more to go and then we'll be pretty

much done.

Yeah.

Fuck history.

I don't even want to know this shit.

I just want to be a porn star.

I mean...

Don't you have to have a big dick to be a porn star?

I think I'm good in that department.

What's so funny?

I don't believe you.

How do you not believe me?

I just don't think it's big.

Well, it is bigger and better than the grades that I'm getting.

Okay, I hope so because all you get on all your subjects are abs.

Except mouth.

Okay.

That's true.

But still.

I think the only way that I'd even believe you is if I saw it.

Fuck it, why not?

Okay. I'll show them to you.

Oh my god.

What?

It's bigger than the French Revolution.

I am French -Canadian.

Can I touch it?

If you want to.

You know, if you want to be a porn star, you've got to fuck like a porn star.

I can give it a try, yeah.

Are you sure?

I can take a little study break.

I'm going to fuck you like this test tomorrow.

Hmm.

Is it bigger than my grades?

Yeah.

I'd say so.

I'd say it's an A -.

A - huh?

Super.

That's pretty cool.

I just want...

All of it.

That's it.

That's it.

Get closer.

Keep stroking, keep stroking.

Oh, that's it.

Yeah, that's it.

plus an extra credit, that test will fuck me just like you did.