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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,906 --> 00:00:41,241 Is this gonna be the most fun adoption video ever made? 2 00:00:41,341 --> 00:00:42,710 Okay, okay, Dom, let's be serious. 3 00:00:42,810 --> 00:00:45,045 Her name is Candace. She lives in Pittsburgh. 4 00:00:45,145 --> 00:00:46,781 Pittsburgh? Pittsburgh. 5 00:00:46,881 --> 00:00:48,716 -Am I shiny? -No, you look gorgeous. 6 00:00:48,816 --> 00:00:50,384 You're not looking at me. 7 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:51,786 'Cause you always look gorgeous. 8 00:00:51,886 --> 00:00:53,588 Okay? Here we go. 9 00:00:53,688 --> 00:00:56,758 Okay, okay, so I'm gonna say that thing about traditions, 10 00:00:56,858 --> 00:01:00,060 and then you will just say something like a human. 11 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,796 -Like a normal human person? -Like a normal human. 12 00:01:01,896 --> 00:01:02,997 Okay, great, I can do that. 13 00:01:03,096 --> 00:01:04,966 -Okay. -Here we go. 14 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,334 Three, two... 15 00:01:07,434 --> 00:01:08,636 I've always wanted to create 16 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:10,470 -traditions as a family. -Mm-hmm. Yeah. 17 00:01:10,572 --> 00:01:12,607 -It's-it's an opportunity... -Mm-hmm. 18 00:01:12,707 --> 00:01:15,810 ...for us to grow as a family and grow together 19 00:01:15,910 --> 00:01:17,812 and-and gives us an opportunity to... 20 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:19,346 -Okay. Sorry. -Oh... 21 00:01:19,446 --> 00:01:20,982 -What? -Y-You said "opportunity" twice. 22 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,584 Shit. 23 00:01:22,684 --> 00:01:24,819 I just wish we could do this in person. 24 00:01:24,919 --> 00:01:27,354 I know, but there's a thousand of us and just one of her. 25 00:01:27,454 --> 00:01:29,256 -Okay. -Here we go. 26 00:01:29,356 --> 00:01:31,593 Yep. 27 00:01:31,693 --> 00:01:33,595 You know, we see the adoption process 28 00:01:33,695 --> 00:01:36,163 as an amazing opportunity to look at our whole lives 29 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:39,601 and think about how much joy our child would bring... 30 00:01:39,701 --> 00:01:41,335 Ah-ah. No. You can't say "our child." 31 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:43,270 -What? -No, you have to say 32 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:45,172 -"the baby" or "your baby." -Okay. 33 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:47,174 You can't just assume that it's our child already, so... 34 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:49,376 -Okay. I-I got it. Okay. -You got it? 35 00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:50,645 I'm gonna do the cuts. You don't... 36 00:01:50,745 --> 00:01:52,112 I'd prefer if you didn't do the cuts. 37 00:01:52,212 --> 00:01:54,281 -I like to... Okay. -Okay? And... 38 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:58,185 We see the adoption process as a wonderful opportunity 39 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:01,055 to wait for years, spend thousands of dollars, 40 00:02:01,154 --> 00:02:03,323 let social workers into our home, 41 00:02:03,423 --> 00:02:05,059 acquiesce to an FBI background check... 42 00:02:05,158 --> 00:02:06,995 Dom. 43 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:10,031 I have an idea. 44 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,298 I have an idea. 45 00:02:11,398 --> 00:02:12,299 Just gonna keep it loose. 46 00:02:12,399 --> 00:02:13,835 -Cheers. -Cheers. 47 00:02:13,935 --> 00:02:14,969 Salud. 48 00:02:17,237 --> 00:02:18,906 Whew. 49 00:02:19,007 --> 00:02:22,910 -Please give us your baby. -Please give us your baby! 50 00:02:23,011 --> 00:02:25,245 "Would you do anything for your child?" 51 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:26,514 -"Anything." -"Anything." 52 00:02:26,614 --> 00:02:28,049 That seems a little broad. 53 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,350 It's very, like, ominous, like... 54 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:33,353 "Would you do anything for your child?" 55 00:02:33,453 --> 00:02:35,089 It's like the beginning of, like, a thriller. 56 00:02:35,188 --> 00:02:37,091 Like... "Would you do anything for your child?" 57 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,495 Okay, this is the one: "Why do you want to be parents?" 58 00:02:41,596 --> 00:02:42,930 This is the... All right. 59 00:02:43,031 --> 00:02:46,067 I just want to show this child all the love 60 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:49,103 -that was shown to me-- to us. -Yeah. 61 00:02:49,202 --> 00:02:52,172 And-and let this kid know that they have infinite potential, 62 00:02:52,272 --> 00:02:55,677 that if they're... they're kind and-and openhearted 63 00:02:55,777 --> 00:02:57,912 and-and maybe even a little bit silly, 64 00:02:58,012 --> 00:03:00,682 that they can find joy. 65 00:03:00,782 --> 00:03:03,918 We promise to do our absolute best. 66 00:03:04,018 --> 00:03:06,120 And we know that choosing parents for your child 67 00:03:06,219 --> 00:03:09,557 is a very complicated decision, so we just want to thank you 68 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:12,060 -for considering us. -Yeah. 69 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:13,895 Thank you. 70 00:03:25,707 --> 00:03:28,275 This is my wife. 71 00:03:34,048 --> 00:03:35,650 Cole, Italy's calling! 72 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:37,284 Time for vacation! 73 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,319 Okay. 74 00:03:39,419 --> 00:03:40,888 -I'm ready. -Okay. 75 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:42,924 Here's your itinerary. 76 00:03:43,024 --> 00:03:44,926 I have marked everything out, 77 00:03:45,026 --> 00:03:46,994 and if we follow it, it should be perfect. 78 00:03:47,095 --> 00:03:50,330 Sounds fun. Sounds... distracting. 79 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:51,966 It will be. It'll be fun. 80 00:03:52,066 --> 00:03:53,568 Uber's waiting. 81 00:03:53,668 --> 00:03:55,069 Is your mother coming to get Axel? 82 00:03:55,169 --> 00:03:57,505 Yep, she should be here in about ten minutes. 83 00:03:57,605 --> 00:03:58,940 Let's get the fuck out of here. 84 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:01,609 -Bye. -Axel, no parties. 85 00:04:03,077 --> 00:04:04,679 -Hi. -Hello. 86 00:04:04,779 --> 00:04:06,948 Baby, next time, let me book the flights. 87 00:04:07,048 --> 00:04:10,785 Was there really nothing direct from Los Angeles? 88 00:04:10,885 --> 00:04:12,653 Hey. 89 00:04:12,754 --> 00:04:14,522 Oh, sorry. I was listening to a podcast. 90 00:04:14,622 --> 00:04:17,024 -You, a podcast? -Uh-huh. 91 00:04:17,125 --> 00:04:18,960 Yeah, it's this new podcast. 92 00:04:19,060 --> 00:04:20,762 About? 93 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:24,866 About the restaurant we're going to for our anniversary. 94 00:04:24,966 --> 00:04:27,668 -Oh. -Yes, 50 best restaurants in the world. 95 00:04:27,769 --> 00:04:30,538 Vegetarian restaurant for my vegetarian husband. 96 00:04:30,638 --> 00:04:33,141 Thank you, baby. 97 00:04:33,241 --> 00:04:34,441 I'm so sorry. 98 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:35,977 Oh, no, don't worry about it. 99 00:04:36,077 --> 00:04:37,645 -No. Who's-who's this? -Thank you. 100 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:40,047 This is, uh, Beatrice. 101 00:04:40,148 --> 00:04:41,381 -Oh. -Hi, Beatrice. 102 00:04:41,481 --> 00:04:42,984 -Hi. -You're perfect. 103 00:04:43,084 --> 00:04:45,019 -Aw. -Aw. 104 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:48,990 What's this? 105 00:04:49,090 --> 00:04:50,390 I'm rubbing elbows with one of the greats. 106 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:52,359 Mm. 107 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,362 Oh. Oh. 108 00:04:57,098 --> 00:04:59,000 Oh, my God. 109 00:04:59,100 --> 00:05:00,802 Is that blood? 110 00:05:27,195 --> 00:05:29,096 -Is your wallet in... -It's in my front pocket. 111 00:05:29,197 --> 00:05:31,065 Okay, 'cause there's, you know, a lot of pickpockets here. 112 00:05:31,165 --> 00:05:34,268 Oh, my God, your mother gets robbed one time in Russia. 113 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:36,504 I know. It's just... confirming that... 114 00:05:36,604 --> 00:05:37,839 Dom, it's in my front pocket. 115 00:05:37,939 --> 00:05:39,240 Okay, well, now everybody has seen 116 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,675 where you're keeping your wallet. 117 00:05:40,775 --> 00:05:42,409 Can you smell me? I feel like I smell. 118 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:45,079 No, it's Europe. You'll blend in. 119 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:47,414 Who puts raw meat in an overhead compartment? 120 00:05:47,515 --> 00:05:49,416 My grandmother used to put loose sausages 121 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:51,451 -in her purse. -What? 122 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:52,854 This is a bad omen. 123 00:05:52,954 --> 00:05:54,622 I smell like blood. 124 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:56,891 The odor's gone. 125 00:05:56,991 --> 00:05:59,459 Yes, but the memory lingers, Dom. 126 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,596 Mm. 127 00:06:01,696 --> 00:06:03,531 This is cute, honey. 128 00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:05,432 Baby, only the best for you. 129 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:18,279 Dom. 130 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,214 Look at this. 131 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:23,885 Oh, my God, it's incredible. 132 00:06:26,419 --> 00:06:30,457 And, seriously, thank you for doing all the planning. 133 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:32,159 You still have your wallet? 134 00:06:32,260 --> 00:06:34,161 Yes. I do. 135 00:06:34,262 --> 00:06:36,297 -You need to stop. -I... 136 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,132 We made it, right? 137 00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:40,268 We're here. We did it. Soak it in. 138 00:06:41,936 --> 00:06:42,937 I am. 139 00:06:45,206 --> 00:06:47,174 -It's in my front pocket. -Okay, that's what I'm... 140 00:06:47,275 --> 00:06:49,610 -I was trying to be sexy there. -You were not. 141 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:51,112 You were giving me a stop-and-frisk, 142 00:06:51,212 --> 00:06:52,445 and it's not cool. 143 00:06:54,949 --> 00:06:56,684 Has she called yet? Candace? 144 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:58,185 Not yet. 145 00:06:58,286 --> 00:07:00,154 -Getting nervous? -No. Are you getting nervous? 146 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:01,956 No. I would just like to speak to her, though, 147 00:07:02,056 --> 00:07:04,025 to know that she's real. 148 00:07:04,125 --> 00:07:05,526 Would this be easier if we were at home? 149 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:08,129 Really? Do you want to... 150 00:07:08,229 --> 00:07:10,031 'Cause we can go home if you want to leave Italy. 151 00:07:10,131 --> 00:07:11,431 No. No, no, no, I don't want to leave Italy. 152 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:12,934 I don't want to leave Italy. 153 00:07:13,034 --> 00:07:14,502 I want to stay here, and I want to have fun. 154 00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:16,170 Great. 'Cause we haven't matched with her yet, 155 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:18,973 -so don't get too invested. -Yeah. 156 00:07:19,073 --> 00:07:20,975 Yeah, and she's not even due for a few weeks, 157 00:07:21,075 --> 00:07:23,177 so it's like... this is perfect timing. 158 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:24,645 -Right? -Hey, yes. 159 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:25,980 This is perfect timing, okay? 160 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:27,949 This is a really special moment for us. 161 00:07:28,049 --> 00:07:28,950 We're gonna have a blast, all right? 162 00:07:29,050 --> 00:07:30,151 Okay. 163 00:07:30,251 --> 00:07:32,520 -I love you. -I love you. 164 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:33,955 I think this might be the building here. 165 00:07:34,055 --> 00:07:35,790 -That? -Yeah. 166 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:39,226 Ciao, Dom! Ciao, Cole! 167 00:07:39,327 --> 00:07:41,629 Come inside! We feed you! 168 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:43,631 -Yeah? -That's him. 169 00:07:43,731 --> 00:07:45,866 That's your dad's best friend? 170 00:07:45,967 --> 00:07:48,402 -Yeah. -Wow. Let's hope they have booze. 171 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:49,737 So it turned out it was not the sink but, in fact, a bidet. 172 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:51,739 Oh, my God! 173 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:54,342 -I'm sorry. -No. 174 00:07:56,277 --> 00:07:57,244 A gift. 175 00:07:57,345 --> 00:07:59,180 -What is this? -No. 176 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:00,848 Yes, for your anniversary. 177 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:02,416 Happy anniversary. 178 00:08:02,516 --> 00:08:04,719 -Oh, thank you. -Thank you. 179 00:08:04,819 --> 00:08:07,054 -You didn't... Oh. -Wow. 180 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:09,489 -That is so thoughtful. -Thank you. Oh. 181 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:11,258 Oh, my gosh. 182 00:08:11,359 --> 00:08:13,027 Knives. 183 00:08:13,127 --> 00:08:15,830 -These are such unique gifts. -Yeah. 184 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:18,032 Your mother said, "He like knives," so we thought... 185 00:08:18,132 --> 00:08:19,499 Kitchen knives, I think, is what she meant. 186 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:20,434 Well, yeah, Dom loves to cook. 187 00:08:20,534 --> 00:08:22,436 Th-They are very good. 188 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:25,272 I hope you like it, uh, because they are the top on the top. 189 00:08:25,373 --> 00:08:26,841 Uh... 190 00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:28,676 Yeah, I have one just like this. 191 00:08:28,776 --> 00:08:30,444 You got them engraved with our names on it. 192 00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:32,246 Look at this. Cole... 193 00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:33,214 -Domenico. -Oh. 194 00:08:33,314 --> 00:08:34,382 Look at mine. 195 00:08:34,482 --> 00:08:35,683 Mine says "Cool." 196 00:08:35,783 --> 00:08:38,252 C-O-O-L. Cool knife. 197 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:40,921 -Cole... -Risotto. 198 00:08:41,022 --> 00:08:42,690 -Ooh. That smells delicious. -Okay. 199 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:45,693 Oh, oh, um, I-I don't eat meat. 200 00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:47,495 -Uh... -Uh... 201 00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:59,774 Yeah. Thank you. 202 00:08:59,874 --> 00:09:01,609 Uh, grazie. 203 00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:04,211 Buon appetito. 204 00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:05,913 -Ah. -You tried, baby. 205 00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:08,482 Yeah. It's much easier on Duolingo. 206 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:10,618 Yeah, you tried, baby. 207 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:14,789 Uh, uh, Dom? 208 00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:19,326 Um, your mother told me about the complication 209 00:09:19,427 --> 00:09:21,328 you gentlemen had this year with, uh... 210 00:09:21,429 --> 00:09:22,930 with adoption fraud. 211 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:25,633 Of course she did. 212 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:27,635 -What happened? -Yeah, the woman had forged 213 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:28,803 all these medical records. 214 00:09:28,903 --> 00:09:31,105 It was... it was awful. 215 00:09:31,205 --> 00:09:32,573 -Oh, my God. -Yeah. 216 00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:35,443 The worst part was the day after the baby shower, 217 00:09:35,544 --> 00:09:37,111 we found out. 218 00:09:37,211 --> 00:09:38,946 And so we drove around all night 219 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:40,581 returning all the gifts and telling our friends 220 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:42,917 that there was no baby. 221 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:45,486 No baby. 222 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,421 Oh, my God. That's a nightmare. 223 00:09:47,522 --> 00:09:49,990 Yeah, that's so horrible. I'm so sorry. 224 00:09:50,091 --> 00:09:52,660 I was ready to quit, actually. 225 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,028 You were? 226 00:09:54,128 --> 00:09:56,497 Yeah. We talked about it. 227 00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:58,499 -Do you not listen when I... -No, we talked about 228 00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:00,535 waiting for a little while before we tried again. 229 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:02,303 -Right, and we waited longer... -Well, why don't we talk 230 00:10:02,403 --> 00:10:03,337 -about something else? -No, I think it's fine. 231 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,106 I think it's okay. 232 00:10:05,206 --> 00:10:07,374 -They're like family. -Are they? 233 00:10:07,475 --> 00:10:10,611 I think it's... So, you know, these adoption agencies, 234 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:13,314 they-they don't tell you ahead of time 235 00:10:13,414 --> 00:10:15,182 how often these things turn out to be scams, 236 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,952 and he was... 237 00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:20,888 we were inconsolable 238 00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:22,690 when we found out that there was no baby. 239 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,325 Ah, no. 240 00:10:24,425 --> 00:10:26,827 We just want to be dads, you know? 241 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:30,297 You mentioned maybe we could get some gelato 242 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:32,133 -somewhere around here? -Yeah. Why not? 243 00:10:32,233 --> 00:10:33,734 -There's one over there. -Okay, great. 244 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,636 -Uh, uh, one more thing. -Yeah. 245 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,539 -Treat for your anniversary. -Uh-huh. 246 00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:39,373 If you want, I can make you a special reservation, 247 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:40,808 but just if you want. 248 00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:42,743 -Oh. -Oh, well, Dom actually made 249 00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:45,580 plans for us for the anniversary. 250 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:47,648 Yeah, no, it's... we could cancel if we want or... 251 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:49,316 No, baby. 252 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,352 I am naughty because I already did it. 253 00:10:51,452 --> 00:10:53,020 Oh. 254 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,388 When you sent me the plan of your trip in Italy... 255 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:55,756 -Yeah. -...I see that you will be 256 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,324 in Orvieto for your anniversary. 257 00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:58,826 -Yes. Yeah, yeah. -Oh, it's magical. 258 00:10:58,926 --> 00:10:59,994 Great. 259 00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:01,862 And this woman, the cook-- 260 00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:03,397 ah, you will love her. 261 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:06,400 -And her restaurant-- amazing. -Yeah. 262 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,602 -Uh, she's special, huh? -Uh-huh. 263 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:08,903 She's not a summer chicken, huh? 264 00:11:09,003 --> 00:11:10,171 Spring chicken? 265 00:11:10,271 --> 00:11:11,606 -Spring chicken. -Yeah. 266 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:13,575 Very old, uh, Zia Luciana. 267 00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:16,043 You have to call and call to get the reservation 268 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:19,614 because I told her that you are very big fan of her cooking 269 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:22,617 and you are coming from United States just to visit her 270 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:27,121 and she say that she will get her oven hot just for you. 271 00:11:27,221 --> 00:11:28,455 -Very cool. -Yeah, and so rare 272 00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:30,625 that a woman will get an oven hot for us. 273 00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,693 I know. We haven't had that in a long time. 274 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,263 You know Daniele. He already paid. 275 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,465 -Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. -Yes. 276 00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:40,868 -You don't need to do that. -Yeah, no, don't mention that. 277 00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:43,304 Come on, you are the only son of my best friend, 278 00:11:43,404 --> 00:11:45,439 and I want for you this trip in Italy 279 00:11:45,540 --> 00:11:48,142 to be the best memory in your life, hmm? 280 00:11:48,242 --> 00:11:49,944 Grazie mille. 281 00:11:50,044 --> 00:11:51,412 -Shall we go? -Okay. 282 00:11:51,513 --> 00:11:52,780 -I'll see you tomorrow. -All right. 283 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,114 -All right, bye. Grazie. -Ciao. -Um, goodbye. 284 00:12:00,054 --> 00:12:02,223 So, this is, um... 285 00:12:02,323 --> 00:12:04,024 What? 286 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:08,162 This is romantic. 287 00:12:09,363 --> 00:12:10,965 It's beautiful. 288 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,241 Your rental car, gentlemen. 289 00:12:20,341 --> 00:12:22,843 -Oh, wow. -Hey. 290 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:25,614 Buongiorno. So, here you have the keys. 291 00:12:25,714 --> 00:12:26,914 Okay. 292 00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:28,516 -My card. -Thank you. 293 00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:31,252 For anything at all, any trouble, you call me. 294 00:12:31,352 --> 00:12:32,687 -Thank you. We will. Okay. -Yeah? 295 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:34,822 And... 296 00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:36,824 be careful. 297 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,259 What? 298 00:12:38,359 --> 00:12:40,160 -Okay. -Ciao. 299 00:12:40,261 --> 00:12:41,195 -Ciao. Ciao. -We will. 300 00:12:41,295 --> 00:12:42,329 -Okay, bye. -Thank you. 301 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,632 Ciao. Thank you so... 302 00:12:43,732 --> 00:12:44,633 -Ciao, ciao, ciao. -Thank you so much. 303 00:12:44,733 --> 00:12:45,667 Ciao to you. 304 00:12:51,606 --> 00:12:53,874 Hey, ciao! 305 00:12:57,646 --> 00:13:00,981 Did you think it was weird that Daniele was like, "Be careful"? 306 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,983 "Be careful." "Be careful." 307 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,719 I didn't love that. 308 00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:07,689 Do you think he meant because I was driving? 309 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:10,457 Or because we are... 310 00:13:10,558 --> 00:13:12,694 -Uh, gay. -Uh, gay. 311 00:13:14,328 --> 00:13:17,666 -Baby, we're in the country. -It's so beautiful, huh? 312 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,334 Oh, I love this song. 313 00:13:20,434 --> 00:13:21,869 ♪ To love ♪ 314 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:25,306 ♪ Only me ♪ 315 00:13:25,406 --> 00:13:26,675 Are we going the right way? 316 00:13:26,775 --> 00:13:28,309 Yeah. 317 00:13:28,409 --> 00:13:29,476 ♪ Ain't saying you ain't pretty... ♪ 318 00:13:29,577 --> 00:13:30,978 You are pretty, baby. 319 00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:31,979 You are pretty. 320 00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:33,180 Thank you. 321 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,149 ♪ Not ready for any... ♪ 322 00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:37,084 Oh, look. Old buildings. 323 00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:39,253 My goodness. Ready? 324 00:13:39,353 --> 00:13:41,188 ♪ Try and pull the reins ♪ 325 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,758 ♪ In on me ♪ 326 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:46,427 -♪ So... Too high. ♪ -Ready? 327 00:13:46,528 --> 00:13:47,729 It got too... it got too high. 328 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,196 That's where I take over. 329 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:50,164 Yeah, take it, baby. 330 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,034 Here we are. 331 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:56,203 Oh... 332 00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:58,339 You sing so beautifully. 333 00:13:58,439 --> 00:14:00,874 ♪ If you live without me. ♪ 334 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,579 I'm gonna go check in. 335 00:14:04,679 --> 00:14:06,347 -All right, I'll get the bags. -Yeah. 336 00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,722 -Buongiorno. -Buongiorno. 337 00:14:13,822 --> 00:14:15,122 -Uh, welcome. -Check in. Yeah. 338 00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:16,457 Are you Mr. Collosimo? 339 00:14:16,558 --> 00:14:17,424 Sì, Si. 340 00:14:17,525 --> 00:14:18,626 We have our honeymoon suite. 341 00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:20,729 Uh, right? Are you on a honeymoon? 342 00:14:20,829 --> 00:14:22,697 No, it's our anniversary. 343 00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:27,201 Uh... uh, s-sorry, I-I don't understand you. 344 00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:28,770 Is the room ready? 345 00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,538 No, it is ready, the room, but, uh, 346 00:14:30,638 --> 00:14:33,608 there has been a... um... 347 00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:35,242 No problem, because now we will fix, uh... 348 00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,244 Come with me. I show you the... 349 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:38,713 Yeah, I-I show you the-the room. 350 00:14:38,813 --> 00:14:40,114 And, uh, don't worry about the luggages, huh? 351 00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:42,182 -Sorry. -Sorry? 352 00:14:43,685 --> 00:14:45,587 Uh... 353 00:14:45,687 --> 00:14:47,421 Sorry for what? 354 00:14:47,522 --> 00:14:51,058 The... the room is set up for a husband, uh, and wife. 355 00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:52,627 And I-I don't notice 356 00:14:52,727 --> 00:14:54,261 that you travel with, uh, your colleague. 357 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:57,599 Very embarrassed. Un momento. 358 00:14:57,699 --> 00:14:59,868 -Colleague? -It's fine. It's fine, Dom. 359 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:04,806 Oh, my God, Dom. 360 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,608 Look at this view. 361 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,811 -Oh, my God. -Uh, yes, uh... 362 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,579 You can see the entire valley, huh? 363 00:15:11,679 --> 00:15:15,082 It is small, uh, but, uh, is, uh... 364 00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:17,217 How do you say? 365 00:15:27,461 --> 00:15:30,097 Mm... 366 00:15:37,906 --> 00:15:39,006 Grazie. 367 00:15:40,542 --> 00:15:42,443 -What just happened? -I don't know. 368 00:15:42,544 --> 00:15:43,944 Oh. 369 00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,713 He seemed like he was having some sort of attack. 370 00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:47,481 Okay, I'm getting a 412 area code. 371 00:15:47,582 --> 00:15:49,149 Okay, I think it's Candace. It's her. 372 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,317 Okay. Okay. 373 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:52,687 Okay. Okay, uh... 374 00:15:52,787 --> 00:15:54,054 -Chairs. Chairs. -Okay. Okay, good. 375 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,723 -Yeah, yeah. -Okay. Okay, um... 376 00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:57,458 All right, so we just need to make this, uh, 377 00:15:57,559 --> 00:15:59,126 a-as... as great as possible. 378 00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:00,662 -Yeah, we just... -She has to love us. 379 00:16:00,762 --> 00:16:02,062 We have to be very cool and very normal. 380 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,298 -So be normal and cool. -I am being normal. 381 00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:05,966 Hey. Be cool and normal. 382 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,135 -I'm being cool and normal. -Great. 383 00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:11,706 Hi! 384 00:16:11,806 --> 00:16:14,709 Hi. Uh, uh, is this Cole and Dom? 385 00:16:14,809 --> 00:16:16,477 -Hello. -Yes. Hi. 386 00:16:16,578 --> 00:16:18,479 It's so great to meet you, Candace. 387 00:16:18,580 --> 00:16:20,180 I'm sorry that it-it's taken me a bit. 388 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,750 -It's just, there's... -Oh. 389 00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:25,520 There's a lot to, uh... to manage with, uh, 390 00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:27,187 -work and-and night school. -Sure. 391 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:28,890 And obviously the pregnancy, so... 392 00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:30,324 Oh, don't worry. We completely understand. 393 00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:31,893 Ah, I get so nervous. 394 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,661 And excited. I'm excited. 395 00:16:33,761 --> 00:16:35,095 -You're real. -Yeah. 396 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,164 Can we, um... 397 00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:39,601 Can we see your belly? 398 00:16:39,701 --> 00:16:44,104 Yeah, this is, uh... this pregnancy is very real. 399 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,707 Wow. 400 00:16:45,807 --> 00:16:47,374 How do you feel? 401 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,944 I'm good. I'm... I... 402 00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:52,079 You know, I-I don't... I don't have a lot of support, 403 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:54,014 but, you know... 404 00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:57,685 It's a really hard decision to make, you know? 405 00:16:57,785 --> 00:16:59,754 I can't imagine. 406 00:16:59,854 --> 00:17:02,724 Like, I know that I can't give this baby 407 00:17:02,824 --> 00:17:05,058 anything close to what it deserves 408 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:09,129 or what I want for it, so, um, it's just been a really... 409 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:12,099 hard and good dec... choice. 410 00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,736 Yeah. Well, you're... you're really brave. 411 00:17:16,538 --> 00:17:18,038 I-I really liked your video. 412 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,373 Oh. 413 00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:21,576 -Um, you seem fun. -Totally. 414 00:17:21,676 --> 00:17:23,578 Yeah, no, I mean, but caring, 415 00:17:23,678 --> 00:17:25,145 but also fun, like you'd be fun dads. 416 00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:26,614 Totally fun. 417 00:17:26,714 --> 00:17:28,148 Super fun dads, but also organized and... 418 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:29,884 Okay, Dom. 419 00:17:29,984 --> 00:17:32,620 Do you think you could tell me why... 420 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,822 you know, why you want to have kids together? 421 00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:36,591 Well, we both always wanted kids. 422 00:17:36,691 --> 00:17:38,593 That was always the dream. 423 00:17:38,693 --> 00:17:41,461 But we knew if we just, like, stayed focused 424 00:17:41,563 --> 00:17:45,499 and-and really kept our eye on what we really wanted, 425 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:48,603 which was a family, that we could make that happen. 426 00:17:48,703 --> 00:17:51,573 And when I look at him... 427 00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:55,777 ...I'm just very sure. 428 00:17:55,877 --> 00:17:59,346 So thank you for reminding me to look. 429 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,448 Yeah, I feel the same way. 430 00:18:01,549 --> 00:18:03,051 Mm. 431 00:18:04,552 --> 00:18:08,088 Well, I've already talked to, um, a few families, 432 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:11,258 and I didn't feel like 433 00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:15,029 any of them were quite right. 434 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:16,931 You know, like my mom always said before she... 435 00:18:17,031 --> 00:18:19,266 she always said, like, "Candace, trust your gut," 436 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:22,202 and honestly, like, I have this gut instinct that... 437 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:23,805 that it's the two of you. 438 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,674 What? 439 00:18:26,774 --> 00:18:29,142 I think... I think that you... 440 00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:32,479 you should be the fathers to this little baby boy. 441 00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:35,016 -Wait. Re-Really? -Oh, my God. 442 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,486 Yeah. 443 00:18:39,587 --> 00:18:41,455 Holy shit, yeah. 444 00:18:41,556 --> 00:18:43,223 Right? I-I, um... 445 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,026 You guys are everything I've imagined, really. 446 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,527 Uh... 447 00:18:46,628 --> 00:18:48,062 Are you serious? Like... 448 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:50,832 Really, yeah. I mean, please don't bail on me. 449 00:18:50,932 --> 00:18:52,499 -No. We promise. -Oh, no. 450 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,301 No, we... No, w-we're not gonna bail. 451 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:57,237 And he's a boy? 452 00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,172 He's-he's-he's a boy? 453 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,709 He's a baby boy. He's a big old baby boy. 454 00:19:01,809 --> 00:19:03,210 We're having a boy. 455 00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:08,549 I know you guys have waited a really long time. 456 00:19:08,650 --> 00:19:10,384 It's been like three years, I guess. 457 00:19:10,484 --> 00:19:11,719 It must have been really hard. 458 00:19:11,819 --> 00:19:13,721 -But worth the wait. -Yes. 459 00:19:13,821 --> 00:19:14,856 Well, you're not gonna be waiting 460 00:19:14,956 --> 00:19:15,990 that much longer because he's due 461 00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:18,325 -in less than a month, so... -Oh. 462 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:20,494 He's actually kicking my bladder right now. 463 00:19:20,595 --> 00:19:22,162 -Uh... Oh. -I'm actually gonna... 464 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:23,765 -I'm gonna call you guys back. -Yeah? 465 00:19:23,865 --> 00:19:25,198 I'm just gonna need a little... a minute. 466 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:26,500 -Call us whenever. -Of course, yeah. 467 00:19:26,601 --> 00:19:27,334 And we-we're always here for you, so... 468 00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:28,736 Anything you need. 469 00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:29,837 -Anything. -For real, anything. 470 00:19:29,937 --> 00:19:31,271 Thank you guys. This is so good. 471 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,874 -Okay. Bye. -Bye. 472 00:19:38,112 --> 00:19:40,748 We're... 473 00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:50,958 -It's happening. -It's really... 474 00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:53,226 It's real. Like, we're... like, we're gonna have to... 475 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:55,029 we're gonna have to, like, do this now, right? 476 00:19:55,129 --> 00:19:58,766 -Yeah. Yes. Finally. -Right? 477 00:19:58,866 --> 00:20:01,569 After all those years of trying and... 478 00:20:01,669 --> 00:20:04,237 and getting close and then... 479 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:06,206 It's been really hard, right? 480 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,975 It has been really hard, but... 481 00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:11,211 Maybe we haven't been, like... like... 482 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,614 No, we haven't... 483 00:20:13,715 --> 00:20:16,383 we haven't been connecting. 484 00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:17,919 I'm really sorry. 485 00:20:19,153 --> 00:20:20,788 I'm really sorry 486 00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:22,289 that I haven't always been... 487 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,424 But I... 488 00:20:24,525 --> 00:20:25,960 I really want to do this with you. 489 00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:27,795 I do, too. 490 00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:29,997 -We can do this together, okay? -Yes. Yes. 491 00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:31,966 -You're my teammate. -You're my colleague. 492 00:20:32,066 --> 00:20:33,668 You're my colleague. 493 00:20:33,768 --> 00:20:36,170 You're gonna be such a good dad. 494 00:20:40,742 --> 00:20:45,079 ♪ Our hearts are free ♪ 495 00:20:45,179 --> 00:20:49,784 ♪ So tell me what's wrong with the feeling ♪ 496 00:20:49,884 --> 00:20:52,687 ♪ I'm a flower, you're the bee ♪ 497 00:20:54,789 --> 00:20:59,127 ♪ It's much older than you and me ♪ 498 00:20:59,227 --> 00:21:03,998 ♪ I'm in love, I'm alive ♪ 499 00:21:04,098 --> 00:21:07,502 ♪ I belong to the stars and sky ♪ 500 00:21:09,103 --> 00:21:12,173 ♪ Let's forget who we are for one night ♪ 501 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,274 Mmm. 502 00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:18,980 ♪ We're not animals, baby, it's the people who lie ♪ 503 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:21,015 -♪ To themselves ♪ -♪ I want real love, baby ♪ 504 00:21:21,115 --> 00:21:22,884 ♪ Ooh, don't leave me waiting ♪ 505 00:21:22,984 --> 00:21:25,119 ♪ I've got real love, maybe ♪ 506 00:21:25,219 --> 00:21:27,555 -Uh-huh. -♪ Wait until you taste me ♪ 507 00:21:27,655 --> 00:21:30,290 ♪ I want real love, baby ♪ 508 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:32,226 ♪ There's a world inside me ♪ 509 00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:34,962 ♪ Got the key, just use it ♪ 510 00:21:35,062 --> 00:21:37,297 ♪ Just if for a minute ♪ 511 00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:41,135 -♪ And gone ♪ -♪ Our hearts are free ♪ 512 00:21:41,235 --> 00:21:46,306 ♪ So tell me what's wrong with the feeling ♪ 513 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:50,343 ♪ I'm a flower, you're the bee... ♪ 514 00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,079 Happy anniversary. 515 00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:53,915 -Ah. -Ten years. 516 00:21:54,015 --> 00:21:55,983 Baby, you'd be lost without me. 517 00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:57,885 Would I be? 518 00:21:57,985 --> 00:21:59,386 -Right. -I mean, I think you would. 519 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:00,855 No, no, make a right, right here. 520 00:22:00,955 --> 00:22:02,256 -Oh, shit. -No, turn right. Turn. 521 00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:08,196 -Oh, this doesn't feel right. -I know, but... 522 00:22:08,629 --> 00:22:10,264 It's a farmhouse, so... 523 00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:13,668 This cannot be correct. 524 00:22:13,768 --> 00:22:15,269 It's a mile that way. 525 00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:18,405 Really? Th-This is the way to a restaurant? 526 00:22:18,506 --> 00:22:21,008 Yes, the restaurant is also her farmhouse. 527 00:22:21,108 --> 00:22:22,109 See, I'm just telling you... 528 00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:23,578 Why are you being this way? 529 00:22:23,678 --> 00:22:25,680 I'm sorry, being what way? 530 00:22:25,780 --> 00:22:27,281 That you don't trust me. 531 00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:30,284 I do trust you. I just also trust my eyes. 532 00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:31,586 Okay. 533 00:22:31,686 --> 00:22:33,386 Ooh! 534 00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:35,089 -Oh... -Fuck. 535 00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:37,091 -Okay, just, um... -Okay, hold on. 536 00:22:37,191 --> 00:22:39,060 -Hold on. -Yeah, just back it up. 537 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,528 Dom... Ah, shit. 538 00:22:40,628 --> 00:22:41,796 -Okay. -No, wait. Hold on. 539 00:22:41,896 --> 00:22:42,897 Just... 540 00:22:42,997 --> 00:22:43,931 -Okay, okay, you're... -Fuck. 541 00:22:47,969 --> 00:22:50,037 Cole, just... Cole, Cole, Cole, Cole, Cole. 542 00:22:50,137 --> 00:22:52,039 It's all good. Just don't panic, okay? 543 00:22:52,139 --> 00:22:53,975 -This is bad, Dom. -I know. I can... 544 00:22:54,075 --> 00:22:56,210 I can get help. 545 00:22:56,310 --> 00:22:58,646 Yeah, 'cause I'm sure Triple A is on standby 546 00:22:58,746 --> 00:23:01,082 for two faggy tourists. 547 00:23:01,182 --> 00:23:03,383 I will walk to the restaurant... 548 00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:04,384 Do you really think there's a restaurant 549 00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:06,419 anywhere around here? 550 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:07,989 Let me be your knight in shining armor. 551 00:23:08,089 --> 00:23:10,124 Wow. 552 00:23:14,695 --> 00:23:16,931 No, no! 553 00:23:17,031 --> 00:23:18,966 Oh, my God! 554 00:23:20,534 --> 00:23:22,303 Ugh. 555 00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:23,771 Jesus. 556 00:23:26,439 --> 00:23:27,541 Fuck. 557 00:23:30,745 --> 00:23:33,214 I'm gonna die here. 558 00:23:34,882 --> 00:23:37,450 We're gonna die here. 559 00:24:00,574 --> 00:24:03,177 Hey, babe, I'm pretty sure the restaurant's not that way. 560 00:24:03,277 --> 00:24:05,445 You think? 561 00:24:05,546 --> 00:24:06,881 So I'm gonna go around back, 562 00:24:06,981 --> 00:24:08,481 and I'm gonna take a look, okay? 563 00:24:15,723 --> 00:24:17,024 What does he think he's gonna do? 564 00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:24,497 So, I'm just getting this tire dug out. 565 00:24:26,233 --> 00:24:27,702 Okay, press down on the accelerator. 566 00:24:27,802 --> 00:24:29,036 Okay. 567 00:24:30,338 --> 00:24:32,006 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 568 00:24:35,443 --> 00:24:37,211 Ah, stop it! Stop it! 569 00:24:42,583 --> 00:24:43,851 Oh, fuck. 570 00:24:53,027 --> 00:24:55,629 Well, this is great. 571 00:25:08,776 --> 00:25:10,244 Okay. 572 00:25:10,344 --> 00:25:13,047 Okay, grazie mille. Okay. 573 00:25:27,995 --> 00:25:30,297 Hi. 574 00:25:30,398 --> 00:25:34,035 So, it turns out, if you walk for a half an hour in the rain, 575 00:25:34,135 --> 00:25:35,636 it cleans you right up. 576 00:25:35,736 --> 00:25:36,837 You look great. 577 00:25:37,405 --> 00:25:38,906 -So I made a phone call. -Mm-hmm. 578 00:25:39,006 --> 00:25:39,974 Called my mom. 579 00:25:42,843 --> 00:25:45,112 -Just to get some ideas. -Of course you did. 580 00:25:45,212 --> 00:25:46,947 And she suggested calling Daniele. 581 00:25:47,048 --> 00:25:48,315 Which I did. 582 00:25:48,416 --> 00:25:50,284 -Mm-hmm. -He has called Triple A. 583 00:25:50,384 --> 00:25:52,953 And they are en route. 584 00:25:53,054 --> 00:25:55,790 Fun fact: Here in Italy, Triple A is called "Triple Ah." 585 00:25:57,658 --> 00:25:59,326 Fuck off. 586 00:25:59,427 --> 00:26:01,295 See, it is kind of funny, right? 587 00:26:04,598 --> 00:26:06,700 We can't even get to dinner. 588 00:26:08,503 --> 00:26:10,137 How are we supposed to raise a child? 589 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,322 --Yeah, come on, come on, come on. 590 00:26:28,422 --> 00:26:29,990 Yes, hi. Come, come, come, come. 591 00:26:30,091 --> 00:26:32,159 Cole, Cole, wake up. 592 00:26:33,427 --> 00:26:34,529 Oh, God. 593 00:26:34,628 --> 00:26:35,763 Is that Triple Ah? 594 00:26:35,863 --> 00:26:36,764 I think so. 595 00:26:36,864 --> 00:26:39,133 Yes. Hello. 596 00:26:40,234 --> 00:26:41,702 Hi. 597 00:26:41,802 --> 00:26:43,737 -How the fuck did he find us? -Are you here to help? 598 00:26:49,110 --> 00:26:51,645 Thank you for coming out, especially in this weather. 599 00:26:54,048 --> 00:26:55,416 -Sì. Yeah. -Yeah. 600 00:26:58,986 --> 00:27:00,187 Yeah. 601 00:27:06,293 --> 00:27:08,229 Yeah, we... 602 00:27:08,329 --> 00:27:09,630 Yeah, he told me to do that part. 603 00:27:09,730 --> 00:27:11,232 Mm-hmm. We tried that. 604 00:27:11,332 --> 00:27:13,467 Yeah, no, we... 605 00:27:13,568 --> 00:27:15,136 -We definitely tried that. -We tried that. 606 00:27:15,236 --> 00:27:16,003 Yeah. 607 00:27:23,777 --> 00:27:25,346 Yeah, it's pretty bad, right? 608 00:27:31,485 --> 00:27:32,720 I think he's here to help. 609 00:27:32,820 --> 00:27:33,954 Help us what? 610 00:27:36,490 --> 00:27:38,325 Hon, we're not getting any better offers right now. 611 00:27:39,293 --> 00:27:41,495 Okay? 612 00:27:41,596 --> 00:27:43,230 It's an adventure. 613 00:27:44,498 --> 00:27:46,433 -Okay. -Coming. 614 00:27:51,172 --> 00:27:53,174 You know, it's really hard 615 00:27:53,274 --> 00:27:56,177 to get this car in forest green in the U.S. 616 00:28:04,685 --> 00:28:06,555 Sorry, where-where are you taking us? 617 00:28:06,655 --> 00:28:08,789 Do you speak any English? 618 00:28:08,889 --> 00:28:11,225 We-we're staying at the, um-- fuck-- 619 00:28:11,325 --> 00:28:14,161 the Hotel L... L'Spigerella? 620 00:28:17,064 --> 00:28:19,133 -Goddamn it. -What? 621 00:28:19,233 --> 00:28:20,768 I left my phone in the car. 622 00:28:20,868 --> 00:28:21,702 What? 623 00:28:22,671 --> 00:28:24,371 All right, well, we'll be back there soon. 624 00:28:24,471 --> 00:28:25,706 I'll... I'll hold on to the keys. 625 00:28:25,806 --> 00:28:26,974 Thank you. 626 00:28:35,983 --> 00:28:37,051 What is going on? 627 00:28:37,151 --> 00:28:38,252 I-I don't know. 628 00:28:40,087 --> 00:28:41,989 Well, where is he going? 629 00:28:45,893 --> 00:28:47,127 -Is that... -Okay. Yeah, don't look. 630 00:28:47,228 --> 00:28:48,495 -Oh, my God. -Don't... 631 00:28:48,597 --> 00:28:49,797 Cole, don't look. Cole, look at me. 632 00:28:49,897 --> 00:28:51,232 -Hey, hey, hey. -No, that's a... 633 00:28:51,332 --> 00:28:53,434 Yeah, I know. Hey, look at me. 634 00:29:53,227 --> 00:29:55,095 Uh, can we make a phone call? 635 00:29:57,998 --> 00:29:59,466 Scusi? Scusi? 636 00:30:01,802 --> 00:30:03,937 Okay. 637 00:30:06,574 --> 00:30:07,841 Oh, whoa, whoa. 638 00:30:07,941 --> 00:30:09,343 Whoa-oh! Hey! 639 00:30:09,443 --> 00:30:11,478 -Scusi! -What the fuck? 640 00:30:11,579 --> 00:30:13,013 Hey, wait! Scusi! Where are you going? 641 00:30:17,351 --> 00:30:18,653 So this isn't his house? 642 00:30:18,753 --> 00:30:20,487 -No. -What the fuck? 643 00:30:20,588 --> 00:30:22,691 Well, maybe on the bright side, 644 00:30:22,791 --> 00:30:25,426 we can just say he didn't shoot us. 645 00:30:25,527 --> 00:30:27,662 What? 646 00:30:29,764 --> 00:30:31,165 Oh, you... 647 00:30:31,265 --> 00:30:32,499 Happy anniversary. 648 00:30:34,968 --> 00:30:36,904 What are you doing? 649 00:30:37,004 --> 00:30:38,872 I'm checking to see if anybody's home 650 00:30:38,972 --> 00:30:42,176 so we can go inside and make a phone call, 651 00:30:42,276 --> 00:30:43,611 get the fuck out of here. 652 00:30:54,888 --> 00:30:57,458 We're sorry to bother you, but, um, our... 653 00:30:57,559 --> 00:30:59,460 Uh, a man just dropped us off. 654 00:30:59,561 --> 00:31:00,861 Our car... 655 00:31:00,961 --> 00:31:02,463 got stuck. 656 00:31:02,564 --> 00:31:03,598 Geez! 657 00:31:24,318 --> 00:31:25,653 I don't want to go. 658 00:31:28,922 --> 00:31:31,325 I don't want to. 659 00:31:33,327 --> 00:31:34,294 Do you have a phone? 660 00:31:34,395 --> 00:31:36,463 -Huh? -Uh, a phone. 661 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:55,983 Scusi. Um, uh, telefono, um, is, um, uh, dead. 662 00:31:56,083 --> 00:31:57,451 Morto. 663 00:32:11,365 --> 00:32:13,033 -What the fuck is going on? -I don't know. 664 00:32:13,133 --> 00:32:15,002 I just gave my phone to a blind woman. 665 00:32:35,956 --> 00:32:37,659 -Super into goats. -Yeah. 666 00:32:42,897 --> 00:32:44,998 Oh, my God. 667 00:32:45,098 --> 00:32:46,233 Of course. 668 00:32:46,333 --> 00:32:49,036 She's Zia Luciana. 669 00:32:49,136 --> 00:32:50,705 This is the restaurant. 670 00:32:50,805 --> 00:32:52,807 She's Zia Luciana. 671 00:32:52,907 --> 00:32:54,241 Hold on. Hold on. 672 00:32:54,341 --> 00:32:56,043 This is the restaurant we're supposed to be at? 673 00:32:56,143 --> 00:32:57,545 Yeah, uh... 674 00:32:57,645 --> 00:32:59,413 Daniele said it was authentic. 675 00:32:59,514 --> 00:33:01,448 It's, uh, rustic. 676 00:33:02,416 --> 00:33:05,653 Ah! You're Zia Luciana. 677 00:33:05,753 --> 00:33:07,087 -Sì. -You are her. She is you. 678 00:33:12,627 --> 00:33:13,695 Ah. Okay. 679 00:33:30,979 --> 00:33:31,813 Okay. 680 00:33:33,447 --> 00:33:35,850 Oh. Thank you. 681 00:33:35,950 --> 00:33:37,417 -That looks delicious. -Pretty good. 682 00:33:37,519 --> 00:33:38,887 -Grazie. -Prego. 683 00:33:38,987 --> 00:33:40,454 -Grazie. -Eh? 684 00:33:42,557 --> 00:33:44,726 -Okay. -All right. 685 00:33:48,663 --> 00:33:51,298 Oh. Wow. 686 00:33:51,398 --> 00:33:54,401 -Holy... -This is really delicious. 687 00:33:54,501 --> 00:33:56,470 -And you doubted Daniele. -I did, but this is 688 00:33:56,571 --> 00:33:57,805 between me and the pizza now. 689 00:33:57,906 --> 00:33:59,072 It's so sweet. I mean, they really 690 00:33:59,172 --> 00:34:01,208 set us up for... They set us up. Yeah. 691 00:34:02,476 --> 00:34:04,278 Yes. I know what that word means. 692 00:34:04,378 --> 00:34:05,847 -We'll take a whole case if you got it. -Mmm. 693 00:34:07,582 --> 00:34:09,116 -Right, huh? -I don't even know. 694 00:34:09,216 --> 00:34:10,350 No, I think she wants... 695 00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:14,054 Aw. 696 00:34:16,558 --> 00:34:17,725 Salute. 697 00:34:17,825 --> 00:34:20,093 Uh, to our new family. 698 00:34:20,193 --> 00:34:21,094 Chin-chin. 699 00:34:21,194 --> 00:34:22,797 Chin-chin! 700 00:34:24,899 --> 00:34:26,300 -Mm-hmm. -That means "to love." 701 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:27,535 Yep. 702 00:34:29,336 --> 00:34:30,772 -Yeah. -Mm-hmm. 703 00:34:37,879 --> 00:34:39,514 -I think she wants... -Us to do it. 704 00:34:39,614 --> 00:34:41,081 -Sure. -Okay. 705 00:34:42,282 --> 00:34:44,151 Mm... 706 00:34:44,251 --> 00:34:45,620 No! 707 00:35:04,739 --> 00:35:06,674 -You see that? -Yeah, I saw. 708 00:35:06,774 --> 00:35:08,676 No, did you see her face when we kissed? 709 00:35:09,276 --> 00:35:10,812 I mean, she asked us to kiss, 710 00:35:10,912 --> 00:35:12,279 and then she was disgusted by it. 711 00:35:12,379 --> 00:35:14,181 She's like 2,000 years old. 712 00:35:22,824 --> 00:35:25,526 Daniele told me she makes wine the old-fashioned way. 713 00:35:25,627 --> 00:35:27,996 -Old-fashioned? -Yeah. 714 00:35:28,096 --> 00:35:29,797 She stomps the grapes with her little tootsies. 715 00:35:32,499 --> 00:35:34,301 -She stomps the grapes... -Mm-hmm. 716 00:35:34,401 --> 00:35:36,037 -...with her 80-year-old feet? -Mm-hmm. 717 00:35:36,136 --> 00:35:37,471 But don't you worry-- all the foot fungus 718 00:35:37,572 --> 00:35:39,841 is removed during the fermentation process. 719 00:35:41,009 --> 00:35:43,745 So we almost died on our anniversary... 720 00:35:43,845 --> 00:35:45,212 -Mm-hmm. -...for foot wine? 721 00:35:45,312 --> 00:35:46,814 Mm-hmm. 722 00:35:46,914 --> 00:35:48,883 And for that, I love you very much. 723 00:35:48,983 --> 00:35:50,551 Are you already a little drunk? 724 00:35:50,652 --> 00:35:51,919 Maybe. 725 00:36:05,833 --> 00:36:07,501 I'm sorry I freaked out. I shouldn't have done that. 726 00:36:07,602 --> 00:36:08,636 Hey. 727 00:36:09,537 --> 00:36:10,638 I don't mind. 728 00:36:11,939 --> 00:36:13,841 I kind of like it when you panic. 729 00:36:13,941 --> 00:36:15,777 -You like it when I panic? -Yeah. 730 00:36:15,877 --> 00:36:17,578 Makes me feel like you need me. 731 00:36:17,679 --> 00:36:20,380 Baby, I do need you. 732 00:36:22,984 --> 00:36:25,119 You're gonna be a great dad, Cole. 733 00:36:25,218 --> 00:36:28,488 I was beginning to think that maybe... 734 00:36:28,589 --> 00:36:30,758 -We would never be dads? -No. 735 00:36:30,858 --> 00:36:33,094 That we would die here. 736 00:36:33,193 --> 00:36:36,263 Just alone in a... a rental car. 737 00:36:36,363 --> 00:36:38,866 We ain't going out like that. 738 00:36:38,966 --> 00:36:40,535 We're gonna figure it out. 739 00:36:40,635 --> 00:36:41,903 -We always do. -Yes. 740 00:36:44,806 --> 00:36:45,940 Oh. 741 00:36:50,878 --> 00:36:52,647 -Wow. -Ooh. 742 00:36:52,747 --> 00:36:54,916 It's like a work of art. 743 00:37:12,399 --> 00:37:14,736 Oh. That's all you, baby. 744 00:37:20,108 --> 00:37:23,811 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 745 00:37:23,911 --> 00:37:25,345 -Go ahead. -Yeah. 746 00:37:25,445 --> 00:37:26,246 Uh-huh. 747 00:37:26,346 --> 00:37:27,682 Mmm! 748 00:37:28,883 --> 00:37:32,086 Holy shit, this sausage is legendary. 749 00:37:32,186 --> 00:37:34,021 -Mmm! -Dom. 750 00:37:37,558 --> 00:37:40,360 Put some on your plate. 751 00:37:40,460 --> 00:37:42,797 You don't understand-- there's nothing worse, 752 00:37:42,897 --> 00:37:45,099 no act of violence more traumatic for her 753 00:37:45,199 --> 00:37:46,634 than you not eating her food. 754 00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:53,574 I haven't eaten meat in 15 years. 755 00:37:55,877 --> 00:37:57,545 It looks delicious. 756 00:38:02,415 --> 00:38:04,384 Mmm. Uh-huh. 757 00:38:04,484 --> 00:38:05,987 You didn't have to take that big of a bite. 758 00:38:06,087 --> 00:38:07,320 It was an accident. 759 00:38:07,420 --> 00:38:09,157 Mmm. Delicious. 760 00:38:09,257 --> 00:38:11,626 -Ah. -Delicious. 761 00:39:37,578 --> 00:39:39,479 -Mmm. -Mmm. 762 00:39:45,586 --> 00:39:47,487 Ta-da! 763 00:40:01,434 --> 00:40:02,837 It's so inspiring to see someone 764 00:40:02,937 --> 00:40:04,572 so passionate about their food. 765 00:40:04,672 --> 00:40:06,807 Mm-hmm. 766 00:40:11,846 --> 00:40:13,848 -I'm gonna hurl. -What? 767 00:40:13,948 --> 00:40:15,850 -I'm gonna... -Oh, my God. 768 00:40:15,950 --> 00:40:18,119 Baby, uh... 769 00:40:21,589 --> 00:40:23,291 Uh, he-he went to the bathroom. 770 00:40:23,391 --> 00:40:25,259 He's constipated. 771 00:40:25,359 --> 00:40:27,695 He hasn't gone since we've been here. 772 00:40:27,795 --> 00:40:29,864 Definitely not puking from your meat. 773 00:40:50,084 --> 00:40:51,719 To wash my hands from all the... 774 00:40:51,819 --> 00:40:53,486 Ow. Okay, thank you. 775 00:40:53,587 --> 00:40:55,289 Oh, it's very hot. 776 00:40:55,389 --> 00:40:56,991 Nice. Oh, thank you. 777 00:40:57,091 --> 00:40:59,327 -Grazie. -Prego. 778 00:41:01,629 --> 00:41:03,965 -Okay. -No, no. 779 00:41:04,065 --> 00:41:05,599 Oh. 780 00:41:09,971 --> 00:41:11,372 -Okay. -No. 781 00:41:11,471 --> 00:41:13,507 Oh, okay, okay, okay. 782 00:41:13,607 --> 00:41:15,876 Grazie. 783 00:41:15,977 --> 00:41:17,345 Okay? 784 00:41:17,445 --> 00:41:19,013 Yeah? 785 00:41:19,113 --> 00:41:21,182 Bravo. 786 00:41:23,017 --> 00:41:24,986 Dom! 787 00:41:31,325 --> 00:41:32,492 Okay. 788 00:42:30,184 --> 00:42:31,752 Oh. 789 00:42:45,733 --> 00:42:47,101 Good evening. 790 00:42:48,169 --> 00:42:49,770 Oh, no. 791 00:42:56,944 --> 00:42:58,179 We got to get the fuck out... 792 00:42:58,279 --> 00:42:59,747 What's going on here? 793 00:42:59,847 --> 00:43:01,916 Uh, she took my shirt. 794 00:43:02,016 --> 00:43:03,684 She undressed you? 795 00:43:03,784 --> 00:43:05,619 You're making me feel weird. 796 00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:06,821 Baby, it is weird. 797 00:43:06,921 --> 00:43:08,122 I was dirty. 798 00:43:08,222 --> 00:43:09,690 Hey. 799 00:43:09,790 --> 00:43:11,125 What is going on? 800 00:43:11,926 --> 00:43:14,261 I think she's getting me a new shirt. 801 00:43:14,361 --> 00:43:16,130 -Okay, well, that's weird, too. -I know. 802 00:43:16,230 --> 00:43:19,100 Look, there is a very, very old... 803 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,135 It doesn't matter. 804 00:43:21,235 --> 00:43:23,437 It's late. I'm tired. I don't feel well. 805 00:43:23,538 --> 00:43:25,039 Let's just go and cuddle. 806 00:43:25,139 --> 00:43:26,541 Yeah, I-I like that idea. 807 00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:27,942 -That sounds nice. -Okay. Okay. Okay. 808 00:43:28,042 --> 00:43:29,677 Oh, here she comes. 809 00:43:29,777 --> 00:43:31,946 -Zia Luciana... -Oh. 810 00:43:32,046 --> 00:43:34,915 Um, we are very tired. 811 00:43:35,883 --> 00:43:37,451 We're very tired, 812 00:43:37,552 --> 00:43:40,154 and we would like to, um, go home, 813 00:43:40,254 --> 00:43:42,123 so can we use your phone? 814 00:43:43,624 --> 00:43:44,658 Your phone? 815 00:43:44,758 --> 00:43:46,460 Ah. Telefono. 816 00:43:48,563 --> 00:43:50,331 Maybe my phone's charged now, too. 817 00:44:05,412 --> 00:44:07,481 -Wow. -Telefono. Telefono. 818 00:44:07,582 --> 00:44:09,416 -Grazie. -Prego. 819 00:44:13,154 --> 00:44:15,222 Goddamn it. 820 00:44:22,129 --> 00:44:24,064 It's amazing-- your kitchen. 821 00:44:24,165 --> 00:44:26,500 Is that a pizza oven? 822 00:44:26,601 --> 00:44:28,002 Dom? 823 00:44:28,102 --> 00:44:29,737 -Yeah? -What is Daniele's number? 824 00:44:29,837 --> 00:44:31,573 Uh... 825 00:44:31,672 --> 00:44:33,941 3476... 826 00:44:46,053 --> 00:44:48,722 Dom, let's just get out of here, okay? 827 00:44:48,822 --> 00:44:50,357 I can't see a fucking thing. 828 00:44:50,457 --> 00:44:52,226 Does she have a generator? 829 00:44:52,326 --> 00:44:53,861 Well, how the fuck would I know that? 830 00:44:53,961 --> 00:44:55,530 I'm just gonna go look for matches. 831 00:45:21,855 --> 00:45:24,091 Dom, can we just... Oh, fuck! 832 00:45:24,191 --> 00:45:25,059 -You okay? -Yes. 833 00:45:25,159 --> 00:45:26,595 Okay. 834 00:45:26,695 --> 00:45:28,395 -Cole? -Dom? 835 00:45:30,097 --> 00:45:31,666 Ah, fuck! 836 00:45:31,765 --> 00:45:33,801 Ow! Whoa! 837 00:45:43,944 --> 00:45:45,112 Oh, my God, she just... 838 00:45:45,212 --> 00:45:47,314 sh-sh-she just jumped out at me, 839 00:45:47,414 --> 00:45:49,850 and she-she just... she... What are we gonna do? 840 00:45:49,950 --> 00:45:51,519 Hey, hey. Cole, just breathe. 841 00:45:51,620 --> 00:45:53,487 Just breathe. 842 00:45:53,588 --> 00:45:54,421 Okay. 843 00:45:54,522 --> 00:45:56,457 Zia? 844 00:45:57,858 --> 00:45:59,360 Call an ambulance. 845 00:45:59,460 --> 00:46:01,095 -Your phone doesn't work. -Use the house phone. 846 00:46:01,195 --> 00:46:02,162 -House phone? -Call an ambulance. 847 00:46:02,263 --> 00:46:03,497 -911. 911. -Mm-hmm. 848 00:46:03,598 --> 00:46:05,766 911. 911. 849 00:46:05,866 --> 00:46:08,035 Shit. 850 00:46:08,135 --> 00:46:09,436 Fuck. 851 00:46:10,871 --> 00:46:12,806 Zia? 852 00:46:12,906 --> 00:46:17,311 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 853 00:46:17,411 --> 00:46:19,213 Zia? 854 00:46:36,665 --> 00:46:38,999 -Cole! -What? 855 00:46:39,099 --> 00:46:42,036 Cole, she's... she's not, uh... 856 00:46:42,136 --> 00:46:42,803 Dead? 857 00:46:42,903 --> 00:46:44,539 She's not alive. 858 00:46:44,639 --> 00:46:46,240 Is she dead? 859 00:46:46,608 --> 00:46:48,409 Call the fucking ambulance. 860 00:46:48,510 --> 00:46:49,644 It's not working. 861 00:46:49,744 --> 00:46:51,812 911 is different in Italy. 862 00:46:51,912 --> 00:46:54,114 It doesn't matter, because there's no power. 863 00:46:55,316 --> 00:46:56,850 Shit, shit. 864 00:46:56,950 --> 00:46:58,252 Is she breathing? 865 00:46:58,352 --> 00:46:59,688 She's not moving. 866 00:47:00,689 --> 00:47:03,157 Oh, my God. What do we do? 867 00:47:04,191 --> 00:47:05,527 -CPR. -What? 868 00:47:05,627 --> 00:47:06,661 We can do CPR. We took the class. 869 00:47:06,761 --> 00:47:07,861 That was CPR for infants. 870 00:47:07,961 --> 00:47:09,063 I know, so this should be easier. 871 00:47:09,163 --> 00:47:11,098 Uh... I can't do it. 872 00:47:11,198 --> 00:47:13,367 I can't, either. I wasn't paying attention. 873 00:47:13,467 --> 00:47:15,670 You weren't paying attention in CPR for infants 874 00:47:15,770 --> 00:47:17,338 and we were about to have an infant? 875 00:47:17,438 --> 00:47:20,074 I was gonna watch it again when we had the baby. 876 00:47:20,174 --> 00:47:21,442 Is this because you didn't think 877 00:47:21,543 --> 00:47:22,711 we were gonna have that baby? 878 00:47:24,845 --> 00:47:26,413 Wow. 879 00:47:27,948 --> 00:47:29,718 You do it! 880 00:47:31,619 --> 00:47:32,920 You do it. 881 00:47:34,121 --> 00:47:36,323 Okay. 882 00:47:47,401 --> 00:47:48,803 What was that? 883 00:47:50,204 --> 00:47:51,539 Bones? 884 00:47:52,473 --> 00:47:54,208 Bones? 885 00:47:54,308 --> 00:47:55,943 I think you cracked her ribs. 886 00:47:57,244 --> 00:47:58,278 I hurt her? 887 00:47:58,379 --> 00:48:00,615 -No. -How? 888 00:48:00,715 --> 00:48:02,483 Well, because she's already... 889 00:48:02,584 --> 00:48:03,651 We should go for help. 890 00:48:03,752 --> 00:48:05,319 -Yes, yes. Okay. -Yes, yes. 891 00:48:05,419 --> 00:48:06,920 Stay here. 892 00:48:09,022 --> 00:48:10,124 Fuck! 893 00:48:10,224 --> 00:48:11,593 What do we do? 894 00:48:13,427 --> 00:48:15,095 Accidents happen, right? 895 00:48:15,195 --> 00:48:16,598 -Right. -Right? Okay, so... 896 00:48:16,698 --> 00:48:18,098 We didn't do anything wrong, 897 00:48:18,198 --> 00:48:19,133 and that's what we'll tell them. 898 00:48:19,233 --> 00:48:20,735 Tell who? 899 00:48:20,835 --> 00:48:22,403 The-the cops or the ambulance. 900 00:48:22,504 --> 00:48:23,404 -I don't know. -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 901 00:48:23,505 --> 00:48:24,739 You want to tell the police 902 00:48:24,839 --> 00:48:26,306 in our perfect Italian that we accidentally 903 00:48:26,407 --> 00:48:27,776 knocked an old woman down a flight of stairs 904 00:48:27,876 --> 00:48:29,577 and then cracked her ribs trying to revive her? 905 00:48:29,677 --> 00:48:31,278 Well, I wouldn't phrase it exactly like that. 906 00:48:31,378 --> 00:48:33,013 How would you phrase it, Dom? 907 00:48:33,113 --> 00:48:34,749 I would say something like we're... 908 00:48:34,849 --> 00:48:37,685 you know, two hapless tourists who-who... 909 00:48:37,786 --> 00:48:41,088 You know, fuck me, we... we got... 910 00:48:41,188 --> 00:48:43,157 we got stuck in a ditch. 911 00:48:43,257 --> 00:48:46,093 And we met a very sweet old woman 912 00:48:46,193 --> 00:48:49,329 who, like so many other sweet old women, 913 00:48:49,430 --> 00:48:52,767 fell down a flight of stairs 914 00:48:52,867 --> 00:48:55,169 while we were in the other room. 915 00:48:55,269 --> 00:48:57,171 There. 916 00:48:57,271 --> 00:48:58,972 That's what I would say. 917 00:48:59,072 --> 00:49:00,809 What about the broken ribs? 918 00:49:00,909 --> 00:49:02,644 Accidents happen. 919 00:49:05,713 --> 00:49:07,715 Oh, God. 920 00:49:07,816 --> 00:49:09,183 -What is that? -It's a car. Someone's coming. 921 00:49:09,283 --> 00:49:10,819 -Who? -I don't know. Your mother? 922 00:49:10,919 --> 00:49:12,319 No, she's still in California. 923 00:49:12,419 --> 00:49:13,353 She couldn't have gotten here that quickly. 924 00:49:13,454 --> 00:49:14,789 What are we gonna do? 925 00:49:14,889 --> 00:49:15,890 All right, I'm gonna go handle it. 926 00:49:16,023 --> 00:49:17,057 You go watch her. 927 00:49:17,157 --> 00:49:18,358 Watch her what, die more? 928 00:49:18,459 --> 00:49:19,761 Yeah. 929 00:49:29,604 --> 00:49:31,539 Hi. Can I, uh, help you? 930 00:49:31,639 --> 00:49:33,407 Give me keys. 931 00:49:33,508 --> 00:49:35,877 I'm sorry, did you say you want me to give you a kiss? 932 00:49:35,976 --> 00:49:37,512 Give me keys. 933 00:49:37,612 --> 00:49:39,379 Oh, keys. 934 00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:41,215 Our keys-- you... 935 00:49:41,315 --> 00:49:43,083 you want our car keys. 936 00:49:43,183 --> 00:49:45,085 Ah. 937 00:49:45,185 --> 00:49:47,221 Are you Triple Ah? 938 00:49:47,321 --> 00:49:49,289 I take. 939 00:50:00,100 --> 00:50:02,737 Oh, God. 940 00:50:02,837 --> 00:50:04,404 Cole? 941 00:50:04,506 --> 00:50:06,541 -Who the fuck was that? -Jesus. 942 00:50:07,441 --> 00:50:09,844 -Hiding in a manger? -Yes! 943 00:50:09,944 --> 00:50:11,411 It was some man. 944 00:50:11,513 --> 00:50:13,413 I-I gave him our car keys. 945 00:50:13,515 --> 00:50:15,382 -You gave him our keys? -Yes. I had no choice. 946 00:50:15,482 --> 00:50:17,552 -You had no choice? -He asked very forcefully. 947 00:50:17,652 --> 00:50:20,187 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, great. 948 00:50:20,287 --> 00:50:22,557 Okay, here's what we're gonna do. 949 00:50:22,657 --> 00:50:25,225 We're gonna take her car, 950 00:50:25,325 --> 00:50:27,094 we're gonna go find our car, and then 951 00:50:27,194 --> 00:50:28,428 we're gonna drive to Rome and we'll be there by morning. 952 00:50:28,530 --> 00:50:30,430 We're just gonna leave her down here? 953 00:50:31,799 --> 00:50:33,568 Someone will find her. 954 00:50:33,668 --> 00:50:35,068 -Eventually. -And you're okay with that? 955 00:50:35,168 --> 00:50:37,104 I can get okay with that. 956 00:50:37,204 --> 00:50:38,640 I can't just leave her in a basement. 957 00:50:38,740 --> 00:50:41,141 We have to... 958 00:50:41,241 --> 00:50:42,577 take her to a hospital? 959 00:50:42,677 --> 00:50:44,812 She's dead. 960 00:50:51,753 --> 00:50:53,287 Okay, fine. 961 00:50:53,387 --> 00:50:55,023 We'll move her. 962 00:50:58,492 --> 00:51:00,728 -Ow. Fucking ham. -Oh. 963 00:51:00,828 --> 00:51:01,996 That... 964 00:51:02,095 --> 00:51:03,631 Okay. 965 00:51:03,731 --> 00:51:05,098 Arms. 966 00:51:09,102 --> 00:51:09,971 Okay, on three. 967 00:51:10,070 --> 00:51:11,104 Okay. 968 00:51:11,204 --> 00:51:13,240 One, two, three. 969 00:51:14,408 --> 00:51:15,610 Oh! 970 00:51:15,710 --> 00:51:17,645 Oh, God, was that her neck? 971 00:51:17,745 --> 00:51:20,515 Fucking old lady bones. 972 00:51:20,949 --> 00:51:22,684 -Baby. Let's go. -Oh, God. 973 00:51:22,784 --> 00:51:25,118 -Okay. -Ready? 974 00:51:25,218 --> 00:51:27,120 -Yep. -Cradle her head. 975 00:51:27,220 --> 00:51:28,656 One, two, three. 976 00:51:30,390 --> 00:51:31,960 Oh, God. 977 00:51:32,060 --> 00:51:33,427 She's heavy. 978 00:51:33,528 --> 00:51:34,929 It's dead weight, baby. 979 00:51:35,029 --> 00:51:36,731 Throw your back into it. 980 00:51:38,365 --> 00:51:39,701 Lift with your legs, baby. 981 00:51:39,801 --> 00:51:41,368 Yeah, baby. I know, I know. Okay. 982 00:51:41,468 --> 00:51:43,972 Oh, God. Okay, I-I-I need to put her down. 983 00:51:44,072 --> 00:51:45,472 -Where? -Uh, on the floor? 984 00:51:45,573 --> 00:51:46,975 -The floor is dirty. -Okay. 985 00:51:47,075 --> 00:51:48,275 -Uh, on the table. -Okay. 986 00:51:48,375 --> 00:51:49,644 Okay. 987 00:51:49,744 --> 00:51:51,846 Okay. 988 00:51:51,946 --> 00:51:53,213 -Just hold her. -Oh, God. 989 00:51:53,313 --> 00:51:55,516 Hurry up. 990 00:51:55,617 --> 00:51:57,819 Well, I don't want to break her stemware. 991 00:51:57,919 --> 00:51:58,987 -Okay. All right, ready? -Okay. 992 00:51:59,087 --> 00:52:00,287 -Yep. -Okay. 993 00:52:00,387 --> 00:52:01,689 Just come here, Zia. 994 00:52:01,789 --> 00:52:02,824 There we go, Zia. 995 00:52:02,924 --> 00:52:05,225 There we go, babe. There we go. 996 00:52:05,325 --> 00:52:07,662 -Let's just slide her back. -Okay. Slide her down. 997 00:52:07,762 --> 00:52:09,697 Oh! 998 00:52:09,797 --> 00:52:11,498 You got to quit breaking her bones, man. 999 00:52:11,599 --> 00:52:13,534 -I'm not breaking her bones! -Oh, God. 1000 00:52:13,635 --> 00:52:15,703 -Okay. Okay. -Okay, we just need to find her car keys. 1001 00:52:15,803 --> 00:52:18,138 Okay. Okay. Uh, by the door. 1002 00:52:18,238 --> 00:52:19,874 -By the door, I think. -Okay, okay, okay. 1003 00:52:21,174 --> 00:52:22,910 -Okay, I got 'em. -Okay. 1004 00:52:25,312 --> 00:52:26,279 Oh. 1005 00:52:47,135 --> 00:52:48,536 This is real. 1006 00:53:02,984 --> 00:53:05,753 We're not bad people. 1007 00:53:05,853 --> 00:53:08,589 We're supposed to be on our anniversary, for fuck's sake. 1008 00:53:08,690 --> 00:53:11,391 Okay, Dom, don't freak out. 1009 00:53:11,491 --> 00:53:13,094 If you freak out, then I freak out, okay? 1010 00:53:13,193 --> 00:53:14,562 Just go call someone. 1011 00:53:14,662 --> 00:53:16,731 Okay. Okay. 1012 00:53:16,831 --> 00:53:19,133 The phone. 1013 00:53:19,232 --> 00:53:20,968 Call on the phone. 1014 00:53:24,204 --> 00:53:25,573 Dom? 1015 00:53:30,178 --> 00:53:31,478 Are we sure that's a good idea? 1016 00:53:31,579 --> 00:53:33,548 Jesus Christ! 1017 00:53:33,648 --> 00:53:34,982 Yeah. 1018 00:53:35,083 --> 00:53:37,284 Jesus Christ. 1019 00:53:37,384 --> 00:53:39,921 She had Jesus Christ in her life. 1020 00:53:40,021 --> 00:53:42,623 And it was a long life and a beautiful life, 1021 00:53:42,724 --> 00:53:45,225 but it is over now, okay? 1022 00:53:45,325 --> 00:53:49,229 And I will not risk my-- ours-- our family's life, 1023 00:53:49,329 --> 00:53:51,331 because she tumbled down a flight of stairs! 1024 00:53:51,431 --> 00:53:53,266 Okay. Dom, just don't yell at me right now. 1025 00:53:53,366 --> 00:53:55,435 Look! 1026 00:53:55,536 --> 00:53:57,437 A lost rental car? 1027 00:53:57,538 --> 00:53:59,073 We can handle that. 1028 00:53:59,173 --> 00:54:00,474 That's just some insurance bullshit. 1029 00:54:00,575 --> 00:54:02,342 But a dead body? 1030 00:54:02,442 --> 00:54:04,344 We have a child coming, 1031 00:54:04,444 --> 00:54:07,849 and we cannot get involved in all of this 1032 00:54:07,949 --> 00:54:11,451 and jeopardize our child's future. 1033 00:54:11,552 --> 00:54:13,487 Yes. You are right. 1034 00:54:16,090 --> 00:54:17,457 Oh, f... 1035 00:54:17,558 --> 00:54:18,693 Fuck! 1036 00:54:21,294 --> 00:54:23,831 -What are you doing? -Getting rid of the evidence. 1037 00:54:23,931 --> 00:54:25,833 Help me. 1038 00:54:28,035 --> 00:54:29,504 There we go. 1039 00:54:32,272 --> 00:54:34,008 Uh... 1040 00:54:34,108 --> 00:54:34,942 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 1041 00:54:35,042 --> 00:54:36,010 Yes, I'm trying. 1042 00:54:41,783 --> 00:54:43,985 Pulled you out like a little bitch. 1043 00:54:47,655 --> 00:54:49,824 -Are those... -Yes, these are our car keys 1044 00:54:49,924 --> 00:54:51,959 'cause this is the man who took our keys. 1045 00:54:52,059 --> 00:54:53,460 Thank you. 1046 00:54:53,561 --> 00:54:55,696 Ah, it was nothing. 1047 00:54:55,797 --> 00:54:57,165 Uh, well, how-how did you get it out? 1048 00:54:57,265 --> 00:54:59,033 It was... it was really stuck. 1049 00:54:59,133 --> 00:55:01,102 I mean, we didn't even know how to... 1050 00:55:02,270 --> 00:55:04,205 Why would you know how to? 1051 00:55:04,304 --> 00:55:07,909 You from, uh, city, no? You don't know dirt. 1052 00:55:08,009 --> 00:55:10,978 I would tell how, but, uh... 1053 00:55:11,078 --> 00:55:14,182 you will not be in this situation again, right? 1054 00:55:14,282 --> 00:55:15,817 Right. 1055 00:55:19,787 --> 00:55:22,489 Uh, I, uh... 1056 00:55:22,590 --> 00:55:24,992 I apologize for earlier. 1057 00:55:25,092 --> 00:55:30,330 Uh, my... my attitude was not correct. 1058 00:55:30,430 --> 00:55:33,000 Pedro was so mad you blocked the road to his farm. 1059 00:55:33,100 --> 00:55:35,502 Oh, we're so sorry about that. I mean... 1060 00:55:35,603 --> 00:55:36,571 I don't mind to help. 1061 00:55:36,671 --> 00:55:39,774 Just, uh, so tired. 1062 00:55:39,874 --> 00:55:42,076 Uh, was out hunting all day. 1063 00:55:42,176 --> 00:55:44,245 And, uh, was in the middle of sex 1064 00:55:44,344 --> 00:55:46,714 when I get the call to come, so, uh... 1065 00:55:46,814 --> 00:55:49,050 I come, and then I come. 1066 00:55:49,150 --> 00:55:51,519 Well, we're sorry about that, too. 1067 00:55:51,619 --> 00:55:55,089 Uh, just been a very long time. 1068 00:55:55,189 --> 00:55:59,260 Uh, I knew how important it was 1069 00:55:59,359 --> 00:56:03,231 for my mother to have you here tonight. 1070 00:56:04,565 --> 00:56:06,534 Your mother? 1071 00:56:06,634 --> 00:56:09,570 Sì. When she say, "Massimo, come relieve these men," 1072 00:56:09,670 --> 00:56:11,572 I knew I must come. 1073 00:56:11,672 --> 00:56:14,609 "Mamma, Mamma, okay, okay." 1074 00:56:14,709 --> 00:56:18,746 Uh, she's, uh... so excited. 1075 00:56:18,846 --> 00:56:22,750 You give her, uh, new life. 1076 00:56:24,151 --> 00:56:27,054 Uh, before this, uh, 1077 00:56:27,154 --> 00:56:30,124 she not even wanting to cook ever again. 1078 00:56:30,224 --> 00:56:33,094 But when she found out she had fans 1079 00:56:33,194 --> 00:56:35,296 and that you come so far to eat her... 1080 00:56:35,395 --> 00:56:38,666 -I'm sorry? -Eat... eat with her? 1081 00:56:38,766 --> 00:56:41,068 Sì, Si. This, uh... my English. 1082 00:56:41,168 --> 00:56:42,502 Our Italian. 1083 00:56:42,603 --> 00:56:45,773 You really, uh, 1084 00:56:45,873 --> 00:56:47,508 bring her back to life. 1085 00:56:49,377 --> 00:56:51,779 This the woman I know, you know? 1086 00:56:51,879 --> 00:56:56,384 So, many thank-yous, to youse. 1087 00:56:56,784 --> 00:56:59,720 Well, a toast, uh, uh... Ma? 1088 00:57:03,791 --> 00:57:04,992 She's deaf. 1089 00:57:05,092 --> 00:57:06,694 You know what? 1090 00:57:06,794 --> 00:57:08,362 We're driving, so we probably shouldn't drink, 1091 00:57:08,461 --> 00:57:10,364 and we should probably be going. 1092 00:57:10,463 --> 00:57:14,001 No, no. Massimo? 1093 00:57:14,101 --> 00:57:15,336 Sì? 1094 00:57:15,435 --> 00:57:16,938 There's something we need to tell you. 1095 00:57:17,038 --> 00:57:18,539 -Dom. -Your mother... 1096 00:57:18,639 --> 00:57:20,808 Dom. 1097 00:57:20,908 --> 00:57:23,044 -Sì? -She, uh... 1098 00:57:23,144 --> 00:57:26,614 Makes the best pizza we've ever tasted in our entire lives. 1099 00:57:26,714 --> 00:57:28,416 Well... 1100 00:57:29,784 --> 00:57:33,321 Well, is true, this. 1101 00:57:33,421 --> 00:57:35,389 Uh... 1102 00:57:35,488 --> 00:57:39,160 I tell to you, 1103 00:57:39,260 --> 00:57:41,329 she live for this night. 1104 00:57:41,429 --> 00:57:45,733 For you to care about her cooking. 1105 00:57:45,833 --> 00:57:48,636 Is more the case now that, uh, 1106 00:57:48,736 --> 00:57:51,005 my brother Giovanni... 1107 00:57:52,506 --> 00:57:55,409 ...is, uh, die. 1108 00:57:55,509 --> 00:57:57,477 Is gone. 1109 00:57:57,578 --> 00:57:59,814 Uh, pass away. 1110 00:58:01,649 --> 00:58:03,584 Hmm. Sorry. 1111 00:58:03,684 --> 00:58:06,721 Yes, and, uh, my father... 1112 00:58:06,821 --> 00:58:08,689 he have, uh... 1113 00:58:10,458 --> 00:58:13,527 coma stroke, uh, when my brother die. 1114 00:58:14,462 --> 00:58:16,630 Now he on, uh... 1115 00:58:17,631 --> 00:58:20,167 iron lung six month. 1116 00:58:20,968 --> 00:58:23,504 Ah, I say too much. 1117 00:58:23,604 --> 00:58:25,006 Uh, we drink. 1118 00:58:25,106 --> 00:58:26,607 I find some grappa. You like? 1119 00:58:26,707 --> 00:58:27,708 You will like. 1120 00:58:28,509 --> 00:58:30,378 You no go till we drink together. 1121 00:58:30,478 --> 00:58:31,545 Okay. 1122 00:58:34,048 --> 00:58:35,750 Let's go now. Let's go now. 1123 00:58:38,719 --> 00:58:40,054 Open it. Open it. 1124 00:58:40,154 --> 00:58:41,422 -You open it. -You open it. 1125 00:58:41,522 --> 00:58:42,690 -You have the keys. -I don't... Oh, wait. 1126 00:58:42,790 --> 00:58:43,958 -You... -I don't... I... 1127 00:58:44,058 --> 00:58:46,260 -Okay, uh, I do. -No. 1128 00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:47,728 I have the keys, uh, but I do not have the phone. 1129 00:58:47,828 --> 00:58:48,796 -Well, go get your phone. -I'm going. 1130 00:58:48,896 --> 00:58:50,231 -Ciao. -Hi. 1131 00:58:50,331 --> 00:58:51,799 -Oh! -Sorry, sorry to jump you. 1132 00:58:51,899 --> 00:58:53,467 -Oh, no. -Um... 1133 00:58:53,567 --> 00:58:56,303 -I am Francesca. -Uh-huh. 1134 00:58:57,705 --> 00:58:58,873 -Oh, great. -Oh, okay. 1135 00:58:58,973 --> 00:59:01,809 Sì, um... you-you Finnish? 1136 00:59:01,909 --> 00:59:04,045 Yeah, uh, no, we're American. 1137 00:59:04,145 --> 00:59:05,212 No, finish with the dinner. 1138 00:59:05,312 --> 00:59:06,814 -Uh, yeah. -Uh-huh. 1139 00:59:06,914 --> 00:59:08,916 -I know who you... -You do? 1140 00:59:09,016 --> 00:59:12,219 Sì. You the, um... uh... 1141 00:59:14,655 --> 00:59:15,723 Luciana tell me all about you. 1142 00:59:15,823 --> 00:59:17,291 -Ah. -She did? 1143 00:59:17,391 --> 00:59:19,660 Ah. Dom and Cole, uh, from Los Angeles. 1144 00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:20,795 -I know everything. -Uh-huh. 1145 00:59:20,895 --> 00:59:23,230 Okay. Everything? 1146 00:59:23,330 --> 00:59:24,965 You leaving? 1147 00:59:25,066 --> 00:59:26,634 -Yeah, yeah, we got to go. -Yeah. 1148 00:59:26,734 --> 00:59:28,269 -Yeah. -In fact, I got to go get my phone. 1149 00:59:28,369 --> 00:59:29,437 -Yeah, grab the phone and... -So nice to meet you. Bye. 1150 00:59:29,538 --> 00:59:30,738 -Okay. -Yeah, we're just gonna... 1151 00:59:30,838 --> 00:59:32,073 We'll be on our way. 1152 00:59:34,575 --> 00:59:36,010 -Another. Another. Yes. -Oh, uh, thank-thank you. 1153 00:59:36,110 --> 00:59:37,611 -Come. -Thank you. 1154 00:59:41,248 --> 00:59:42,316 You are wet. 1155 00:59:42,416 --> 00:59:43,484 Uh, yeah. 1156 00:59:43,584 --> 00:59:44,852 Where you go? 1157 00:59:44,952 --> 00:59:47,121 Just coming to get my phone. 1158 00:59:47,221 --> 00:59:48,523 Your mom was charging it for me and... 1159 00:59:48,622 --> 00:59:50,724 That is, uh... 1160 00:59:52,793 --> 00:59:54,395 This, uh... 1161 00:59:56,230 --> 00:59:57,965 It is, uh... 1162 00:59:59,133 --> 01:00:00,668 This my... 1163 01:00:01,969 --> 01:00:04,972 This my brother's shirt-- Giovanni. 1164 01:00:05,072 --> 01:00:06,107 -Yeah. -I buy for him. 1165 01:00:06,207 --> 01:00:07,308 -Yeah. Your mom. -I know this. 1166 01:00:07,408 --> 01:00:09,110 -How you get? -Your mom... 1167 01:00:09,210 --> 01:00:12,279 My shirt was muddy, and so your mom... 1168 01:00:12,379 --> 01:00:14,715 -Mamma give you this? -Yeah. 1169 01:00:14,815 --> 01:00:16,817 Mamma give you shirt of my brother? 1170 01:00:16,917 --> 01:00:19,086 Yeah, she gave it to me 'cause she washed my... 1171 01:00:22,423 --> 01:00:23,657 No, no, no. 1172 01:00:23,757 --> 01:00:25,527 Too soon. 1173 01:00:25,626 --> 01:00:27,995 Giovanni only die a little bit ago. 1174 01:00:29,330 --> 01:00:31,132 I can give you back the shirt. 1175 01:00:31,232 --> 01:00:34,101 I-I really don't need to keep it. 1176 01:00:36,070 --> 01:00:39,473 Giovanni was, uh, like you. 1177 01:00:39,574 --> 01:00:41,075 He a gay. 1178 01:00:41,610 --> 01:00:45,580 Uh, she always want him to be happy. 1179 01:00:46,013 --> 01:00:49,518 Make husband, have a family. 1180 01:00:49,618 --> 01:00:53,187 But, uh, it not go like this. 1181 01:00:57,091 --> 01:00:58,826 I'm really sorry. 1182 01:01:14,475 --> 01:01:16,844 -She deaf. -She deaf. Yeah. 1183 01:01:16,944 --> 01:01:19,013 I'm gonna get the phone, and then I'm gonna... 1184 01:01:19,113 --> 01:01:20,714 Ooh. No... 1185 01:01:22,683 --> 01:01:27,556 You two, uh, walk home or, uh, need these? 1186 01:01:29,690 --> 01:01:30,791 Come. 1187 01:01:30,891 --> 01:01:32,459 Drink with me. 1188 01:01:32,561 --> 01:01:33,961 It's just that my husband's outside. 1189 01:01:34,061 --> 01:01:37,632 -He's waiting for... -He figure out. Sit. 1190 01:01:37,731 --> 01:01:39,400 We were just trying to drive back to the city tonight. 1191 01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:40,801 We weren't thinking it was gonna be 1192 01:01:40,901 --> 01:01:42,937 a big late night, so... 1193 01:01:43,037 --> 01:01:45,439 No grappa... 1194 01:01:45,540 --> 01:01:47,274 no leave. 1195 01:01:53,380 --> 01:01:54,549 Fuck. 1196 01:01:57,151 --> 01:01:59,286 Thank you so much. That's... 1197 01:02:01,556 --> 01:02:02,990 -...really nice of you. -Ah, is nothing. 1198 01:02:03,090 --> 01:02:03,791 I should really go. 1199 01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:10,231 You no see, uh, a small, black goat? 1200 01:02:10,331 --> 01:02:11,666 She Luna. 1201 01:02:11,765 --> 01:02:15,002 Oh, no, uh, just, um... just Bella. 1202 01:02:18,005 --> 01:02:19,273 She get scared. 1203 01:02:19,373 --> 01:02:21,509 -Oh. -Scared of, um... 1204 01:02:54,375 --> 01:02:56,944 Massimo, I'm really sorry for wearing your brother's shirt. 1205 01:02:57,044 --> 01:02:58,946 I'd like to return it. 1206 01:03:10,057 --> 01:03:11,358 You going to be dead. 1207 01:03:11,458 --> 01:03:13,662 What? 1208 01:03:13,762 --> 01:03:16,297 -Dead. You going to be dead. -No. 1209 01:03:16,397 --> 01:03:18,733 -Dead. Is wonderful. -No. No. 1210 01:03:18,832 --> 01:03:20,702 -You going to be dead. -I don't want to be dead! 1211 01:03:20,801 --> 01:03:23,538 -I got to go find Dom. -Or, um, she hide. 1212 01:03:23,638 --> 01:03:25,072 Or in there. 1213 01:03:25,172 --> 01:03:26,741 In there, under table, in there. 1214 01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:28,710 No, no. No, no, no, she's not in there. 1215 01:03:28,809 --> 01:03:30,712 No, 'cause I would've... I was in there. 1216 01:03:30,811 --> 01:03:32,179 I would've seen her. 1217 01:03:32,279 --> 01:03:34,248 So she's not... not in there. 1218 01:03:34,348 --> 01:03:36,150 Definitely not under the table. 1219 01:03:36,250 --> 01:03:37,918 Okay, uh... 1220 01:03:38,018 --> 01:03:38,753 Well, I'll see you. 1221 01:03:40,421 --> 01:03:42,189 -Ciao. -Bye. 1222 01:03:47,294 --> 01:03:49,363 We celebrate. I-I take head off. 1223 01:03:49,463 --> 01:03:51,098 No. Please don't take the head off. No. 1224 01:03:51,198 --> 01:03:52,900 -You going to be dead. -I don't want to be dead! 1225 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,436 Why not? Is great. It happens when it happens. 1226 01:03:55,537 --> 01:03:56,870 -You going to be dead. -No, please. 1227 01:03:56,970 --> 01:03:58,439 -Dead, dead, dead! -I don't want to be dead! 1228 01:03:59,808 --> 01:04:01,509 Fuck. 1229 01:04:01,609 --> 01:04:03,511 Is pathetic. Come here! You going to be dead. 1230 01:04:03,611 --> 01:04:04,713 -I don't want to. -Dead. 1231 01:04:08,650 --> 01:04:10,084 Ay, uh... 1232 01:04:13,020 --> 01:04:15,222 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1233 01:04:15,322 --> 01:04:16,290 I'm sorry. 1234 01:04:16,390 --> 01:04:18,793 Cole, you stabbed him. 1235 01:04:18,892 --> 01:04:21,362 Well, he was gonna... I just needed to... 1236 01:04:25,866 --> 01:04:27,101 Oh! 1237 01:04:31,673 --> 01:04:33,842 Why you treat me like town horse? 1238 01:04:37,478 --> 01:04:39,581 I come to say you going to be dead. 1239 01:04:39,681 --> 01:04:41,248 Why? 1240 01:04:41,348 --> 01:04:42,883 -No. -Dead. 1241 01:04:47,655 --> 01:04:48,790 Sorry. 1242 01:04:48,889 --> 01:04:50,759 Sorry. Sorry. 1243 01:04:50,859 --> 01:04:52,426 Sorry. 1244 01:04:59,500 --> 01:05:00,735 Oh, God. 1245 01:05:03,203 --> 01:05:04,938 Oh! 1246 01:05:17,351 --> 01:05:18,853 You stabbed him! 1247 01:05:18,952 --> 01:05:20,522 You stabbed him first! 1248 01:05:20,622 --> 01:05:21,488 Well, I was trying to protect you. 1249 01:05:21,589 --> 01:05:22,356 I was trying to protect you. 1250 01:05:22,456 --> 01:05:23,924 -God. -Are you hurt? 1251 01:05:24,024 --> 01:05:25,325 -No, I'm fine. I'm just scared. -Okay. 1252 01:05:25,426 --> 01:05:26,427 -Okay. Okay. -Oh, God. 1253 01:05:26,528 --> 01:05:27,862 Is he... 1254 01:05:27,961 --> 01:05:29,798 I don't know. 1255 01:05:29,898 --> 01:05:31,465 -Okay, here we go! -Okay, flip him. 1256 01:05:36,538 --> 01:05:37,672 Oh, God, there's so much blood. 1257 01:05:37,772 --> 01:05:39,306 Oh, so much blood. 1258 01:05:39,406 --> 01:05:42,109 -It was an accident, right? -It was self-defense. 1259 01:05:42,209 --> 01:05:44,111 He was gonna kill you. He was gonna stab you with that knife. 1260 01:05:44,211 --> 01:05:45,379 And then he was gonna drink that champagne. 1261 01:05:46,947 --> 01:05:48,650 Oh, God. This is all your fault! 1262 01:05:48,750 --> 01:05:49,617 -What? -You planned this trip, 1263 01:05:49,717 --> 01:05:50,885 and now two people are dead. 1264 01:05:50,984 --> 01:05:52,486 We've killed two people. 1265 01:05:52,587 --> 01:05:53,855 -We're gonna go to jail. -No, we're Americans. 1266 01:05:53,954 --> 01:05:55,122 They can't. 1267 01:05:57,559 --> 01:05:59,661 -Oh! -Holy shit. 1268 01:05:59,761 --> 01:06:01,729 -He's not dead. -He's alive. 1269 01:06:01,830 --> 01:06:03,030 -What do we do? -We can save him. 1270 01:06:03,130 --> 01:06:04,231 What? 1271 01:06:04,331 --> 01:06:05,667 -We can do CPR. -No. 1272 01:06:05,767 --> 01:06:08,368 Yes! Um, Massimo, stay with us. 1273 01:06:08,469 --> 01:06:11,238 We-we're gonna do, uh... we're gonna do CPR. 1274 01:06:11,338 --> 01:06:12,841 You got to do the mouth part. 1275 01:06:12,941 --> 01:06:14,074 -Me? -Yes, you do the mouth part! 1276 01:06:14,174 --> 01:06:15,409 You did it for Zia. 1277 01:06:15,510 --> 01:06:17,344 Look how well it went. 1278 01:06:17,444 --> 01:06:19,246 I can't do it. I've got a deviated septum. 1279 01:06:19,346 --> 01:06:21,683 I can't get any power behind it. 1280 01:06:21,783 --> 01:06:23,885 -Come on, baby, you got this. -Oh, God. 1281 01:06:23,984 --> 01:06:25,887 No blood-borne pathogens. No blood-borne pathogens. 1282 01:06:25,986 --> 01:06:27,221 Oh, God. 1283 01:06:28,989 --> 01:06:30,658 Oh, God. 1284 01:06:30,758 --> 01:06:32,125 Go in. Go in. 1285 01:06:32,226 --> 01:06:33,862 Yeah. Good job, baby. 1286 01:06:33,962 --> 01:06:35,429 Good job. 1287 01:06:37,030 --> 01:06:38,633 -Yes. -Oh, God. 1288 01:06:41,803 --> 01:06:42,937 Good. 1289 01:06:51,044 --> 01:06:52,714 Oh, my God. 1290 01:06:52,814 --> 01:06:54,716 You-you saved him. 1291 01:06:54,816 --> 01:06:56,216 Well, we killed him first. 1292 01:06:56,316 --> 01:06:57,685 Yes, but now we've saved him. 1293 01:06:57,785 --> 01:06:59,521 Massimo, this was all just 1294 01:06:59,621 --> 01:07:01,188 a full-blown miscommunication, okay? 1295 01:07:01,288 --> 01:07:03,958 Just stay with us. 1296 01:07:04,057 --> 01:07:06,226 -Oh, good. There, there. -There we go. Stay with us. 1297 01:07:06,326 --> 01:07:07,529 What do we do now? 1298 01:07:07,629 --> 01:07:09,797 Dottore. 1299 01:07:09,898 --> 01:07:12,199 What... -Dottore. 1300 01:07:12,299 --> 01:07:13,768 Dottore. Dottore. 1301 01:07:13,868 --> 01:07:15,435 He needs a doctor. Yes. 1302 01:07:15,537 --> 01:07:17,237 Massimo, a doctor is on the way. 1303 01:07:17,337 --> 01:07:19,541 -Dom? -What? He doesn't know. 1304 01:07:19,641 --> 01:07:21,643 We've got to stay positive right now. 1305 01:07:21,743 --> 01:07:24,979 Okay. Chiamo un dottore. 1306 01:07:25,078 --> 01:07:26,981 The Duolingo's really starting to kick in. 1307 01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:29,049 -You sound great, baby. -Okay. 1308 01:07:29,149 --> 01:07:30,552 It's the phone. 1309 01:07:30,652 --> 01:07:31,753 -Get the phone. -Okay. 1310 01:07:31,853 --> 01:07:32,887 Okay. 1311 01:07:34,889 --> 01:07:36,490 You're doing great. 1312 01:07:36,591 --> 01:07:38,091 Okay. 1313 01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:42,329 Baby, baby, it's Candace. 1314 01:07:42,429 --> 01:07:43,998 What? We have to get it. 1315 01:07:44,097 --> 01:07:45,934 -I know. Wait, where? Where? -Uh... 1316 01:07:46,034 --> 01:07:47,134 -There. -Okay, right here. Okay. 1317 01:07:47,234 --> 01:07:48,937 -Okay. -Okay. 1318 01:07:50,337 --> 01:07:52,272 Baby, your face is covered in blood. 1319 01:07:52,372 --> 01:07:53,841 Baby, you're totally covered in blood. 1320 01:07:53,942 --> 01:07:55,409 -Okay. Okay. -We need to clean this up. 1321 01:07:55,510 --> 01:07:56,644 Okay. 1322 01:07:58,078 --> 01:07:59,981 -Okay. Okay. -Uh... 1323 01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:02,282 -What's my hair doing? -Baby. 1324 01:08:02,382 --> 01:08:03,150 Okay. 1325 01:08:03,250 --> 01:08:04,451 Ready? 1326 01:08:04,552 --> 01:08:06,020 Hey. 1327 01:08:06,119 --> 01:08:07,589 Oh, hey, guys. There you are. 1328 01:08:07,689 --> 01:08:09,189 Hi. Hi. 1329 01:08:09,289 --> 01:08:10,592 Yeah. Oh, are you okay? 1330 01:08:10,692 --> 01:08:11,659 Are-are you in the hospital? 1331 01:08:11,759 --> 01:08:13,995 I am. I'm just, uh... 1332 01:08:14,094 --> 01:08:16,496 I'm just, uh... Wh-Where are you guys? 1333 01:08:16,598 --> 01:08:18,265 Oh, we're just having a very, uh, 1334 01:08:18,365 --> 01:08:20,001 -just relaxed dinner at home. -Oh, pizza night. 1335 01:08:22,135 --> 01:08:25,372 Um, can you just excuse me one quick second? 1336 01:08:25,472 --> 01:08:28,710 So, what's going on with you? 1337 01:08:28,810 --> 01:08:30,277 I'm sorry. Hey, man, I really 1338 01:08:30,377 --> 01:08:32,013 need you to just keep it down for one quick second. 1339 01:08:32,112 --> 01:08:33,113 This is a really important phone call. 1340 01:08:33,213 --> 01:08:35,148 Okay? 1341 01:08:35,248 --> 01:08:37,117 Okay? Stay with me. 1342 01:08:37,217 --> 01:08:39,119 Um, I've been trying to get ahold of you 1343 01:08:39,219 --> 01:08:41,055 'cause the baby's coming. 1344 01:08:41,154 --> 01:08:43,190 What? 1345 01:08:43,290 --> 01:08:44,626 Yeah, yeah. 1346 01:08:44,726 --> 01:08:45,860 I guess he maybe heard your voice 1347 01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:47,862 and decided that it was time, 1348 01:08:47,962 --> 01:08:50,297 because my water broke after I spoke to you guys. 1349 01:08:50,397 --> 01:08:52,332 So, I'm in the hospital. Uh, my sister's 1350 01:08:52,432 --> 01:08:54,035 been trying to reach you guys, so you probably have 1351 01:08:54,134 --> 01:08:55,837 -a bunch of missed calls. -Oh, n... 1352 01:08:55,937 --> 01:08:57,572 We're so sorry about that. We're really sorry. 1353 01:08:57,672 --> 01:08:59,406 No, everything is totally fine here. 1354 01:08:59,507 --> 01:09:01,643 I-I know. It's okay. I just... I was, like, really anxious, 1355 01:09:01,743 --> 01:09:03,878 and, um, I-I... maybe I thought 1356 01:09:03,978 --> 01:09:05,713 something had maybe happened to you guys, so... 1357 01:09:05,813 --> 01:09:07,582 No. No, no, no. 1358 01:09:07,682 --> 01:09:08,650 No, nothing out of the ordinary. 1359 01:09:08,750 --> 01:09:09,817 No. 1360 01:09:09,917 --> 01:09:11,653 That's a relief. Um, yeah. 1361 01:09:11,753 --> 01:09:14,421 I didn't want to be panicked while I was going into labor. 1362 01:09:14,522 --> 01:09:15,890 No, we don't want that. 1363 01:09:15,990 --> 01:09:18,291 -He's dead. He's dead. -Our phones died. 1364 01:09:19,727 --> 01:09:20,862 And, um, but now they're charged. 1365 01:09:20,962 --> 01:09:22,664 -Yeah. -And, um, we're here. 1366 01:09:22,764 --> 01:09:25,066 And how is the... how is the-the birthing going? 1367 01:09:25,165 --> 01:09:26,701 How is... how are you feeling? 1368 01:09:26,801 --> 01:09:29,103 Good. Everything's good. I'm five centimeters dilated, 1369 01:09:29,202 --> 01:09:32,406 and the doctor says the baby's heartbeat is very, very strong. 1370 01:09:32,507 --> 01:09:34,174 -Okay. -And I'm good. 1371 01:09:34,274 --> 01:09:35,910 He just really wants out. 1372 01:09:36,010 --> 01:09:38,713 This is just, like, all just so much, right? 1373 01:09:38,813 --> 01:09:41,115 Yeah, yeah, well, we will pull ourselves together here, 1374 01:09:41,214 --> 01:09:43,951 and, um, we'll... we'll get to the airport. 1375 01:09:44,052 --> 01:09:45,553 I'm so glad I got you guys. I'm so glad. 1376 01:09:45,653 --> 01:09:47,121 -Well, we are, too. -Yeah. 1377 01:09:47,220 --> 01:09:48,122 And we will see you very, very soon. 1378 01:09:48,221 --> 01:09:49,624 Yes. 1379 01:09:49,724 --> 01:09:50,892 The doctor's coming in real quick. 1380 01:09:50,992 --> 01:09:52,060 I'm gonna call you guys back, okay? 1381 01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:53,861 -Oh, go. Go, go. Yeah. -Oh, yeah. 1382 01:09:53,961 --> 01:09:56,097 Bye! 1383 01:10:01,201 --> 01:10:03,270 We're gonna be dads. 1384 01:10:09,711 --> 01:10:11,445 He was saying, "You're gonna be dad." 1385 01:10:15,883 --> 01:10:17,752 This can't be happening. 1386 01:10:19,319 --> 01:10:20,722 Why is this happening to us right now? 1387 01:10:20,822 --> 01:10:22,355 I don't know. 1388 01:10:24,092 --> 01:10:25,927 Hey. 1389 01:10:26,027 --> 01:10:27,327 Look. 1390 01:10:27,427 --> 01:10:29,731 It's okay. 1391 01:10:29,831 --> 01:10:31,733 It's okay to be scared. 1392 01:10:31,833 --> 01:10:33,568 -Are you scared? -Yes. 1393 01:10:33,668 --> 01:10:36,303 I'm terrified. 1394 01:10:36,403 --> 01:10:38,639 -But you're gonna be okay. -I don't know. 1395 01:10:38,740 --> 01:10:41,743 I don't know. I... 1396 01:10:41,843 --> 01:10:43,343 I feel like I'm gonna... I feel like I'm gonna pass out. 1397 01:10:43,443 --> 01:10:44,779 No. 1398 01:10:45,847 --> 01:10:47,115 No. 1399 01:10:47,215 --> 01:10:49,817 Whatever happens, 1400 01:10:49,917 --> 01:10:52,820 I love you so much. 1401 01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:54,756 I love you, too. 1402 01:11:02,295 --> 01:11:04,264 Now we need to go. 1403 01:11:04,364 --> 01:11:06,100 -We need to go to the airport right now. -Yes. 1404 01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:08,136 Let's go. 1405 01:11:09,637 --> 01:11:11,806 What about him? 1406 01:11:13,541 --> 01:11:15,543 We killed him twice. 1407 01:11:15,643 --> 01:11:17,712 -We saved him once. -I know. 1408 01:11:17,812 --> 01:11:19,981 CPR-- it's-it's a hoax. 1409 01:11:20,081 --> 01:11:22,550 -It never works. -And he was gonna kill us. 1410 01:11:22,650 --> 01:11:23,985 As soon as he saw his dead mom, 1411 01:11:24,085 --> 01:11:25,385 -he was gonna kill us. -For sure. 1412 01:11:25,485 --> 01:11:26,521 We were holding our ground. 1413 01:11:26,621 --> 01:11:28,222 -Exactly. -Yeah. 1414 01:11:28,321 --> 01:11:31,192 And we are the only two people who know what happened. 1415 01:11:31,291 --> 01:11:33,661 D-Does that seems like we committed a crime? 1416 01:11:33,761 --> 01:11:35,362 Yes. 1417 01:11:35,462 --> 01:11:38,232 That's why we need to go get our son right now. 1418 01:11:38,331 --> 01:11:40,034 -Yes. Let's go. -Okay. 1419 01:11:40,134 --> 01:11:42,069 I'll get the keys. 1420 01:11:42,170 --> 01:11:43,370 Oh, God. What should we do with this? 1421 01:11:43,470 --> 01:11:44,839 Uh... 1422 01:11:48,676 --> 01:11:50,812 Uh, I can explain. It's not what it looks like! 1423 01:11:50,912 --> 01:11:53,047 No, no, no. 1424 01:11:53,147 --> 01:11:54,749 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1425 01:11:54,849 --> 01:11:56,684 Get her. I'll find the keys. 1426 01:11:56,784 --> 01:11:58,519 Wait, wait. Wait, wait. 1427 01:12:07,595 --> 01:12:09,496 Slow down. 1428 01:12:09,597 --> 01:12:11,265 Why are you running? 1429 01:12:30,318 --> 01:12:31,886 Francesca? 1430 01:12:33,386 --> 01:12:35,355 Francesca, this whole thing is just a... 1431 01:12:35,455 --> 01:12:37,291 a real misunderstanding. 1432 01:12:37,390 --> 01:12:39,492 We could just explain 1433 01:12:39,594 --> 01:12:41,062 that, um... 1434 01:12:42,830 --> 01:12:46,433 ...that, uh, we're good guys 1435 01:12:46,534 --> 01:12:50,771 and, um, if we just got a chance to, uh... 1436 01:12:50,872 --> 01:12:52,874 to maybe talk this through... 1437 01:12:58,145 --> 01:12:59,412 Okay. 1438 01:13:01,649 --> 01:13:05,653 Zia Luciana was, uh... 1439 01:13:05,753 --> 01:13:09,624 in the kitchen, and she... she fell down some stairs. 1440 01:13:09,724 --> 01:13:13,493 And, uh, I swear we were... 1441 01:13:13,594 --> 01:13:16,496 we were trying to revive her. 1442 01:13:16,597 --> 01:13:19,499 And Massimo... 1443 01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:22,570 well, Massimo was trying to kill my husband, 1444 01:13:22,670 --> 01:13:24,437 so I had to do something. 1445 01:13:24,538 --> 01:13:25,840 It was self-defense. 1446 01:13:27,174 --> 01:13:29,076 Fuck! 1447 01:13:34,248 --> 01:13:36,416 Okay. 1448 01:13:36,517 --> 01:13:38,286 Francesca... 1449 01:13:38,386 --> 01:13:40,121 I just want to talk to you. 1450 01:13:40,221 --> 01:13:42,757 Cole. 1451 01:13:44,457 --> 01:13:45,993 Oh, wrong keys! 1452 01:13:58,471 --> 01:14:00,174 I just want to talk. 1453 01:14:00,274 --> 01:14:01,776 Okay? 1454 01:14:05,713 --> 01:14:07,114 Oh, God. 1455 01:14:07,214 --> 01:14:09,283 Fate fagotto e andatevene. 1456 01:14:10,251 --> 01:14:11,385 What? 1457 01:14:11,484 --> 01:14:13,154 Cazzo. 1458 01:14:13,254 --> 01:14:16,190 Fate fagotto e andatevene! 1459 01:14:16,290 --> 01:14:18,125 Did you just call me a faggot? 1460 01:14:52,693 --> 01:14:55,062 Shit. Shit. 1461 01:14:56,530 --> 01:14:58,065 -Oh... -Oh, my God. 1462 01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:00,735 You hit her. 1463 01:15:00,835 --> 01:15:01,869 No. 1464 01:15:01,969 --> 01:15:03,838 It was so dark, and then I... 1465 01:15:03,938 --> 01:15:06,173 the goat... so I-I did that, 1466 01:15:06,273 --> 01:15:07,842 and it's like sh-she hit the car. 1467 01:15:07,942 --> 01:15:10,244 It was an accident. 1468 01:15:10,344 --> 01:15:12,013 Oh, God. 1469 01:15:12,113 --> 01:15:13,447 Okay, but this has to be the last one. 1470 01:15:13,547 --> 01:15:14,615 Absolutely. 1471 01:15:14,715 --> 01:15:16,417 I don't want to do this anymore. 1472 01:15:16,517 --> 01:15:18,452 No, this can't be, like, a thing we start doing in L.A. 1473 01:15:18,552 --> 01:15:20,021 -Yeah. -She called me a fag. 1474 01:15:20,121 --> 01:15:21,022 -What? -Yeah. 1475 01:15:21,122 --> 01:15:22,423 Gross. 1476 01:15:22,523 --> 01:15:23,624 Like five times. 1477 01:15:23,724 --> 01:15:25,459 Toxic. 1478 01:15:25,559 --> 01:15:26,927 Are you okay? 1479 01:15:27,028 --> 01:15:28,462 I mean, I've been better. 1480 01:15:34,135 --> 01:15:35,102 Oh, my God. 1481 01:15:37,571 --> 01:15:39,607 Well, let's... 1482 01:15:39,707 --> 01:15:42,076 -Let's throw her in the truck. -Oh, God. 1483 01:15:42,176 --> 01:15:44,078 Okay. 1484 01:15:45,913 --> 01:15:47,915 I feel like we would've been friends with them. 1485 01:15:49,550 --> 01:15:50,584 -Fuckin' A. -Okay. 1486 01:15:51,886 --> 01:15:52,920 -Okay. -All right. 1487 01:15:53,020 --> 01:15:54,055 There we go. 1488 01:15:54,155 --> 01:15:55,256 Okay. 1489 01:15:55,356 --> 01:15:56,590 Oh. 1490 01:15:58,392 --> 01:16:00,728 Well, we can't leave them like this. 1491 01:16:00,828 --> 01:16:03,130 Then how are we supposed to, you know, leave them? 1492 01:16:07,268 --> 01:16:09,070 Do you think they have any trash bags? 1493 01:16:09,170 --> 01:16:10,805 -I'll look. -Okay. 1494 01:16:12,907 --> 01:16:14,509 Sorry, guys. 1495 01:16:34,929 --> 01:16:37,765 -Dom? -Yeah? 1496 01:16:37,865 --> 01:16:39,166 Come here for a second. 1497 01:16:41,570 --> 01:16:43,270 What? 1498 01:16:43,370 --> 01:16:44,939 I have an idea. 1499 01:16:54,115 --> 01:16:56,283 -Hmm. -It's for our family. 1500 01:16:56,383 --> 01:16:58,319 Okay. 1501 01:16:59,820 --> 01:17:01,322 Oh, God. 1502 01:17:07,128 --> 01:17:08,162 -I can't. -Okay, put him down. 1503 01:17:09,296 --> 01:17:11,566 Oh, God, he's a big boy. 1504 01:17:11,665 --> 01:17:12,700 Here we go. Ready? 1505 01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:15,336 One, two, three. 1506 01:17:15,436 --> 01:17:17,404 Massimo. 1507 01:17:22,243 --> 01:17:23,545 Cole, what is happening? 1508 01:17:23,644 --> 01:17:24,812 I don't know. 1509 01:17:24,912 --> 01:17:26,213 I thought we killed her. 1510 01:17:26,313 --> 01:17:27,582 Massimo. 1511 01:17:27,681 --> 01:17:29,183 Cole? 1512 01:17:32,653 --> 01:17:33,588 Cole, do something! 1513 01:17:40,928 --> 01:17:42,531 That one's on you. 1514 01:17:42,631 --> 01:17:44,599 Okay. Okay. 1515 01:17:44,698 --> 01:17:46,400 Okay, CPR works. 1516 01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:47,902 -Baby, good job. -All right. You, too. 1517 01:17:48,002 --> 01:17:48,903 Okay, here we go. 1518 01:17:51,205 --> 01:17:52,907 -Okay. He's heavy. -Here we go. 1519 01:18:18,799 --> 01:18:20,602 Here. Put these on. 1520 01:18:20,701 --> 01:18:22,269 It's the best I could find. 1521 01:18:24,539 --> 01:18:26,575 Wait. That's what you're wearing? 1522 01:18:26,675 --> 01:18:27,341 Yes. 1523 01:18:29,310 --> 01:18:31,011 Oh. 1524 01:18:33,648 --> 01:18:35,249 Hurry up. 1525 01:18:38,018 --> 01:18:40,254 Okay. I got it. 1526 01:18:40,354 --> 01:18:41,855 -I got the rest. -Okay. 1527 01:19:25,799 --> 01:19:30,037 ♪ Lookin' in your eyes, I see a paradise ♪ 1528 01:19:30,137 --> 01:19:35,476 ♪ This world that I found is too good to be true ♪ 1529 01:19:35,577 --> 01:19:39,046 ♪ Standin' here beside you, want so much... ♪ 1530 01:19:39,146 --> 01:19:41,650 "On our way to the airport. See you soon." 1531 01:19:41,750 --> 01:19:44,118 Okay. 1532 01:19:44,218 --> 01:19:46,487 -Can you put your seat belt on? -I will in a minute. 1533 01:19:46,588 --> 01:19:48,455 Can... We've had enough accidents today. Can... 1534 01:19:48,556 --> 01:19:50,324 I just want to get out onto the road. 1535 01:19:50,424 --> 01:19:51,125 Can you just put the seat belt on, please? 1536 01:19:51,225 --> 01:19:51,959 All right. 1537 01:19:53,762 --> 01:19:55,664 -Oh, fuck. -What? 1538 01:19:55,764 --> 01:19:56,897 -Oh, Dom. -What? 1539 01:19:56,997 --> 01:19:57,965 I forgot about the old man. 1540 01:19:58,065 --> 01:19:59,567 What old man? 1541 01:19:59,668 --> 01:20:02,002 Zia's husband, in the iron lung. 1542 01:20:02,102 --> 01:20:04,506 I was gonna tell you, but then, you know, we started 1543 01:20:04,606 --> 01:20:06,807 -killing people and... -Right, right. 1544 01:20:06,907 --> 01:20:08,208 Oh, oh, oh, it's Candace. 1545 01:20:08,309 --> 01:20:10,177 She said, "I knew you could do it. Hurry." 1546 01:20:10,277 --> 01:20:12,413 Aw, she is... she's the best. 1547 01:20:12,514 --> 01:20:13,347 Hey, would you put your seat belt on? 1548 01:20:13,447 --> 01:20:14,716 -Oh, my God. -Come on. 1549 01:20:14,815 --> 01:20:15,849 It's not just... Put on your seat... 1550 01:20:29,196 --> 01:20:32,734 ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now ♪ 1551 01:20:32,833 --> 01:20:36,270 ♪ And if this world runs out of lovers ♪ 1552 01:20:36,370 --> 01:20:39,039 ♪ We'll still have each other ♪ 1553 01:20:39,139 --> 01:20:41,609 ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us ♪ 1554 01:20:41,710 --> 01:20:44,244 -♪ Nothing's gonna stop us... ♪ -♪ And we can ♪ 1555 01:20:44,345 --> 01:20:46,080 ♪ Build this dream together ♪ 1556 01:20:46,180 --> 01:20:48,449 ♪ Standing strong forever ♪ 1557 01:20:48,550 --> 01:20:51,352 -♪ Whoa ♪ -♪ Nothing's gonna stop us... ♪ 1558 01:22:57,177 --> 01:22:58,646 Cool? 1559 01:23:06,119 --> 01:23:07,354 Ah. "Cool." 1560 01:23:34,448 --> 01:23:35,884 -Here? -Yeah. 1561 01:23:35,984 --> 01:23:38,185 Okay. 1562 01:23:38,285 --> 01:23:40,220 -I think it's that one. -Yeah, yeah. 1563 01:23:40,320 --> 01:23:42,089 -Just walk fast but, like... -But not... Don't run, 1564 01:23:42,189 --> 01:23:43,190 -'cause then that looks... -We're not running, 1565 01:23:43,290 --> 01:23:44,592 but we're at the airport. 1566 01:23:44,692 --> 01:23:45,860 We're allowed to be in a bit of a hurry. 1567 01:23:47,795 --> 01:23:48,563 Let me do the talking. 1568 01:23:48,663 --> 01:23:50,197 Yeah, of course. 1569 01:23:50,297 --> 01:23:52,366 Hi. Can we have two tickets to Pittsburgh, please? 1570 01:23:53,668 --> 01:23:55,803 I have two first class tickets, 1571 01:23:55,904 --> 01:23:57,772 connecting through Charlotte, departing 9:25. 1572 01:23:57,872 --> 01:23:59,239 -We'll take 'em. -Great. 1573 01:24:01,174 --> 01:24:02,075 Baby. 1574 01:24:04,812 --> 01:24:06,714 Cut myself shaving. 1575 01:24:06,814 --> 01:24:08,950 Accidents happen. 1576 01:24:09,049 --> 01:24:10,585 You have no idea. 1577 01:24:14,321 --> 01:24:16,624 Oh. Yes. 1578 01:24:33,908 --> 01:24:35,309 I know, I know. 1579 01:24:35,409 --> 01:24:36,578 -Shh. -Sorry. 1580 01:24:36,678 --> 01:24:38,145 Come on. 1581 01:24:48,723 --> 01:24:50,758 -Excuse me. Scusi. -Scusi. 1582 01:24:50,858 --> 01:24:52,392 Scusi. Grazie. 1583 01:24:54,127 --> 01:24:55,228 Scusi. 1584 01:25:07,642 --> 01:25:09,209 -Ciao. -Hi. 1585 01:25:09,309 --> 01:25:10,645 Did you enjoy Italy? 1586 01:25:10,745 --> 01:25:11,378 Yeah, it was great. The pizza was great. 1587 01:25:11,478 --> 01:25:12,446 It's all great. 1588 01:25:12,547 --> 01:25:14,582 Domenico Collosimo, stop! 1589 01:25:15,148 --> 01:25:16,183 I got you. 1590 01:25:16,283 --> 01:25:18,218 I'll take the fall. 1591 01:25:18,318 --> 01:25:19,687 -You take our baby. -Okay. 1592 01:25:19,787 --> 01:25:21,789 -Hmm? -Americani. 1593 01:25:21,889 --> 01:25:23,658 You think you leaving the country? 1594 01:25:24,993 --> 01:25:28,062 I'm glad that I caught you just in time. 1595 01:25:28,161 --> 01:25:30,798 It was just an accident. Acc-Accidents happen. 1596 01:25:30,898 --> 01:25:32,232 We-we didn't mean to do anything wrong. 1597 01:25:32,332 --> 01:25:33,668 Mm-mm. 1598 01:25:33,768 --> 01:25:36,871 Could have be big, big problem. 1599 01:25:45,479 --> 01:25:46,514 You left your passport. 1600 01:25:46,614 --> 01:25:48,016 Oh, you idiot. 1601 01:25:49,784 --> 01:25:51,986 Be pretty hard to come back in United States without it. 1602 01:25:52,086 --> 01:25:53,220 Thank you. 1603 01:25:56,658 --> 01:25:58,059 -Yeah. -Grazie mille. 1604 01:25:58,158 --> 01:25:59,192 You are welcome. 1605 01:25:59,292 --> 01:26:00,662 Thank you. 1606 01:26:00,762 --> 01:26:02,429 Six of you to return my passport. 1607 01:26:02,530 --> 01:26:04,032 -Yeah. Must be a slow day. -Okay. Yeah. 1608 01:26:04,132 --> 01:26:06,166 -Okay, thank you. -Come on. 1609 01:26:06,266 --> 01:26:07,702 -Thank you. -Enjoy your flight. 1610 01:26:07,802 --> 01:26:09,503 -Thank you. -Bye-bye. 1611 01:26:09,604 --> 01:26:11,739 Oh. 1612 01:26:13,173 --> 01:26:14,876 Were you really gonna leave me here? 1613 01:26:14,976 --> 01:26:17,045 Baby, it would be a sacrifice for me, too. 1614 01:26:26,788 --> 01:26:28,723 -Thank you. -Thank you. 1615 01:26:46,808 --> 01:26:48,943 -Okay. -What's the room number? 1616 01:26:49,043 --> 01:26:51,746 I don't... I think it was, like, 402 or... 1617 01:26:53,313 --> 01:26:54,949 Hello. Uh, we're Dom and Cole. 1618 01:26:55,049 --> 01:26:56,884 -We're looking for Candace. -Uh, yeah. 1619 01:26:56,984 --> 01:26:58,586 -They moved her in 401. -Okay. 1620 01:26:58,686 --> 01:26:59,754 -Thank you. -Thank you. 1621 01:27:04,992 --> 01:27:05,960 My God. 1622 01:27:15,402 --> 01:27:17,471 Come in. 1623 01:27:18,405 --> 01:27:20,508 Hi, guys. 1624 01:27:20,608 --> 01:27:22,110 I can't believe it. 1625 01:27:22,210 --> 01:27:23,276 Wow. 1626 01:27:23,376 --> 01:27:24,645 -Hi. -Hey. 1627 01:27:24,746 --> 01:27:25,947 Hi. How are you? 1628 01:27:26,047 --> 01:27:27,648 I can't believe you're here. 1629 01:27:27,749 --> 01:27:28,516 We're sorry we're late. 1630 01:27:28,616 --> 01:27:30,184 It's okay. I'm-I'm... 1631 01:27:30,283 --> 01:27:32,186 W-We're... Everything is... 1632 01:27:32,285 --> 01:27:33,788 It's okay. 1633 01:27:36,524 --> 01:27:38,425 And this is your boy. 1634 01:27:38,526 --> 01:27:40,027 -Do you want to hold... -I'm sorry. 1635 01:27:40,128 --> 01:27:41,195 -Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. -We just... 1636 01:27:41,328 --> 01:27:42,429 -I slept. I was... -Yeah. 1637 01:27:42,530 --> 01:27:44,431 We just fell asleep. 1638 01:27:44,532 --> 01:27:45,700 Hi, guy. You want to get up? 1639 01:27:45,800 --> 01:27:47,635 Oh, hi, guy. 1640 01:27:47,735 --> 01:27:49,203 Hey. 1641 01:27:49,302 --> 01:27:50,838 Oh, he's awake. 1642 01:27:50,938 --> 01:27:52,707 Hi. Hey. 1643 01:27:55,076 --> 01:27:57,310 Hi, little cutie. 1644 01:27:57,410 --> 01:27:58,846 Oh, hey. 1645 01:28:00,248 --> 01:28:01,149 Hi. 1646 01:28:02,717 --> 01:28:03,951 Wow. 1647 01:28:04,051 --> 01:28:06,453 Just like that. 1648 01:28:06,554 --> 01:28:07,855 There it is. 1649 01:28:09,489 --> 01:28:10,792 He's your son. 1650 01:28:12,260 --> 01:28:14,629 He is. 1651 01:28:18,900 --> 01:28:20,735 You are the hero of the story. 1652 01:28:20,835 --> 01:28:22,170 No. 1653 01:28:23,771 --> 01:28:25,139 Thank you. 1654 01:28:26,674 --> 01:28:28,609 So, did you think of a name? 1655 01:28:31,078 --> 01:28:33,214 Um, yes. 1656 01:28:33,313 --> 01:28:34,982 It's Giovanni. 1657 01:28:35,082 --> 01:28:36,884 Giovanni. 1658 01:28:39,654 --> 01:28:41,856 It's a family name. 1659 01:28:42,857 --> 01:28:44,025 Thank you. 1660 01:28:52,867 --> 01:28:54,569 We got our baby. 1661 01:28:56,537 --> 01:28:58,673 We got our baby boy. 1662 01:29:02,944 --> 01:29:04,645 Hi. 1663 01:29:15,723 --> 01:29:17,291 Okay, ready? And here we go. 1664 01:29:19,193 --> 01:29:21,128 Okay? Take three. 1665 01:29:21,229 --> 01:29:23,865 Let's try to act a little more normal in this one. 1666 01:29:23,965 --> 01:29:25,766 -Here we go. -This is just harder 1667 01:29:25,867 --> 01:29:27,301 -than I remember it being. -I agree. 1668 01:29:27,400 --> 01:29:29,103 Okay. All right. 1669 01:29:29,203 --> 01:29:31,272 "Why do you want another child?" 1670 01:29:31,371 --> 01:29:33,541 Um, why do we want another child? 1671 01:29:33,641 --> 01:29:35,910 Because we want to give your child a great life 1672 01:29:36,010 --> 01:29:38,478 and hopefully have another exciting life experience. 1673 01:29:38,579 --> 01:29:40,314 Yeah, because raising a kid is fun. 1674 01:29:41,749 --> 01:29:43,551 Um, "Talk about the experience 1675 01:29:43,651 --> 01:29:45,920 of picking up your first child from the hospital." 1676 01:29:48,856 --> 01:29:50,157 -Hmm. -Let's skip that one. 1677 01:29:50,258 --> 01:29:51,592 -Think we'll skip that one for now. -Yeah. 1678 01:29:51,692 --> 01:29:53,261 I can still hear her head hitting the rock. 1679 01:29:53,361 --> 01:29:55,029 Okay. 1680 01:29:56,364 --> 01:30:00,134 Why don't we call, uh, Dr. Marcie and we'll get a... 1681 01:30:00,234 --> 01:30:02,069 -Get a session on the books? -Session. 1682 01:30:02,169 --> 01:30:03,704 That's probably a good idea. 1683 01:30:04,404 --> 01:30:05,973 I'm gonna get a Percodan. 1684 01:30:07,909 --> 01:30:10,144 How do you think those goats are? 1685 01:30:10,244 --> 01:30:12,412 They're alive, right? Bella's still alive? 1686 01:30:12,513 --> 01:30:14,148 Okay. "What, uh... 1687 01:30:14,248 --> 01:30:16,083 What have you learned by becoming a parent?" 1688 01:30:16,183 --> 01:30:19,153 That we would do anything for him. 1689 01:30:19,253 --> 01:30:20,354 Anything. 1690 01:30:22,223 --> 01:30:24,292 Okay, I think we did it. 1691 01:30:24,392 --> 01:30:25,293 I think we killed it. 1692 01:30:26,928 --> 01:30:28,829 Oh. 1693 01:30:28,930 --> 01:30:30,932 Okay. Okay. Well, we'll cut there. 1694 01:30:31,032 --> 01:30:33,668 Gio, Gio, come on. Hey, buddy, don't lick the camera. 1695 01:30:33,768 --> 01:30:35,336 Okay. 1696 01:30:35,435 --> 01:30:37,371 Here we go. 1697 01:30:37,470 --> 01:30:38,873 Gio, how many dadas do you have? 1698 01:30:38,973 --> 01:30:41,042 I have two dadas. 1699 01:30:41,142 --> 01:30:42,176 -Come here! -I love you! 1700 01:30:42,276 --> 01:30:43,945 -Oh! -Oh, we love you, too. 1701 01:30:44,045 --> 01:30:45,613 Baby. 1702 01:30:45,713 --> 01:30:47,014 Oh! Oh! 1703 01:30:49,817 --> 01:30:52,219 Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! 1704 01:30:52,420 --> 01:30:53,453 Hi. 1705 01:30:54,789 --> 01:30:56,157 ♪ Hey! ♪ 1706 01:32:05,559 --> 01:32:06,961 Sì. 113760

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