Original subtitles

(objects rattling)

♪ She's my girl? ♪

♪ Two shadows on your bedroom window ♪

♪ Her car parked out back ♪

♪ I see that you're interested in Alice ♪

♪ Don't you know she's my girl, jack? ♪

♪ Oh, Alice has a hard time being true ♪

♪ She's just hot-blooded; there's nothing she can do ♪

♪ But you took advantage ♪

♪ You took advantage ♪

♪ Why you want to make her ♪

♪ When you know that she's my girl ♪

Fabulous.

Fabulous. ♪ Hot-wired to your car ignition ♪

Fabulous! ♪ Two sticks of dynamite ♪

♪ I see that you're not gonna listen ♪

Beautiful. ♪ Don't you know that isn't nice? ♪

Oh, beautiful. ♪ Oh, Alice has a hard time being true ♪

♪ She's just hot-blooded; there's nothing she can do ♪

♪ But you took advantage ♪

♪ You took advantage ♪

♪ Why you want to make her when you know that she's my girl? ♪

(upbeat music)

Beautiful!

(lockers slamming)

(people chattering)

(whistle blowing)

- Man. All right. - Take it.

Ralphie, your mother should just get good grass.

Come on, come on. Gimme the J.

Sorry.

(snorting)

Hey, what class we got today anyway?

Music idiot.

No...

we talking about Beethoven again?

That's good 'cause he is a real basic kinda guy.

[Ralph] (blowing)

(girls laughing)

[Tommy] (laughs)

Oh Sheila. (laughs)

Hey, Ralph, Ralph.

Yeah.

Am I your best friend, aren't I?

- Why? - Shh.

Come here, I wanna show you something.

Come on, we're already late as it is, all right.

Ralph, just look, be quiet.

Oh my, we're in heaven.

Oh, no, no, we can't be in heaven man.

Girls with tattoos on their asses

don't make it into heaven.

Tattoos?

Little blonde with the tight ass.

- Yeah, but I. - Yeah, what's it say?

It says something.

Honk if you love Jes...

- Nope. Walter? - No, no.

Hey, is that Sheila over there?

[Tommy] it's kinda hard to see the faces.

Yeah, I haven't seen a single face I recognize,

actually, I haven't seen a single face.

Would you look at those?

[Tommy] What'd you say?

[Ralph] Oh, I was just clearing my throat.

Still don't see her, huh?

I don't know. I probably wouldn't recognize her

with her clothes off anyway.

No, the joke's the other way around.

Yeah, it's no joke, Ralph.

Well, what's the problem?

I, I don't know, maybe I should lie about these things.

Well, I do.

[Ralph] Hey, maybe Sheila came and left

and you didn't recognize her.

[Tommy] Ralph, don't be stupid.

[Ralph] Well, then where is she?

Maybe she's in the shower or somethin'.

Oh Sheila.

Can you see in here?

(boys shouting)

(footsteps running)

(rain pouring)

(thunder whirring)

(car engine whirring)

Good afternoon class.

How... I'm sure that.

(people laughing)

I'm, I'm sure that by now...

you've all heard that I'm Ms. Jackson.

I'll be your, uh, French teacher

for the last few weeks of school.

Actually, I'm a bit new to teaching,

but I'm, I'm sure that you'll all be really helpful to me.

(speaking French)

No?

Umm.

Open your books please class.

Uh.

(speaking French)

Open to page 165.

Umm.

(speaking French)

Ralph Meyers?

(speaking French)

(speaking French)

(thunder whirring)

(door knocking)

Come in.

Hi, Tommy, I'm Dr. Delingua.

Hello, I'm Tommy.

Yes, I know.

Would you please have a seat.

In a chair?

You afraid of chairs?

No, I'm not afraid of chairs.

No, I was just kinda looking forward to laying down on a couch.

Would you like to lie down on the floor?

(cushion banging)

All right, I am ready.

Good.

Now, why'd you come to see me?

I guess, 'cause I got impeached

as class president last week.

And is that a good enough reason?

What do you think?

I don't know what I think, man.

And I don't think about my studies or my friends.

I think about sex a lot.

It's normal, isn't it?

How do you feel about it?

Terrible, man.

Why?

Because I never done it before.

And everybody else has.

How do you know that?

It's all I ever talk about.

I mean, Mix.

He's been doing it since he was seven.

Teenagers are doing it all the time on TV

and the movies and stuff.

I read in Newsweek that

most kids should be doing it by the time they're 12.

And in English, you know,

I read that Romeo and Juliet were supposed to be 13 or 14 years old, and

I mean, look what they were into.

I haven't even made out yet.

But you know, if this keeps up,

I could grow up to be a mass murderer or something.

I mean, isn't there something you can do for me?

A pill, some sort of cure.

Electric shock, anything?

(machine beeping)

Well, here's another one for electric shock therapy.

Let's hook these wires up, what's he in for anyway?

No sex.

No sex?

Poor kid.

What was it, an amputation?

No, silly.

He has all his equipment, he just never gets to use it.

But he's so young.

Well, he asked for this.

He said he was a hopeless case.

Guess the doctor knows what he's doing.

You know, I don't know what's wrong,

but my boobs are getting so big.

Big? They're swelling.

- Why are they swelling? - I don't know, look.

(electronic pulse warbling)

What have you been eating?

Just yogurt and dairy products.

Oh, no wonder.

They should put a warning on the label.

- They should. (gasps) - Hey!

There's nothing wrong with this kid.

He's just horny.

Maybe we should do something about it, you know?

Nah, let's not waste time.

Let's just strap him and zap him.

(counselor laughing)

Well, I don't think that'll be necessary Tommy.

Perhaps you could channel some of that new energy

that you're feeling into something positive.

Like sports or something like that, football?

I'm not a jock.

I don't have any talent there anyways.

I guess I'm just a waste.

(upbeat piano music)

[Sheila] Tommy, take the whole container if you want,

but take it with you.

No, that's okay Sheila, I don't like low fat.

I told you all the way home

from school that I have to swim today Tommy.

You know that, qualifications are coming up soon

and I need time, besides Cookie and Lisa are coming over.

What a pair, you sound like an old married couple.

- Hi, honey. - Hey mom.

- Hey Diane. - Hey Tommy.

Hey Diane, why don't you tell Sheila

that too much swimming's bad for her skin

'cause I hardly ever get to see her anymore.

Don't get me involved in your pool fights Tommy.

Sheila has her own ideas about swimming practice.

Oh, Sheila, why don't you have Tommy

try out for the swim team with you?

You could play doubles or something.

Oh, mom.

I'm just trying Sheila.

Tommy, could you help me with this?

Oh, sure, let me help you.

Would you take it outside the front door?

Oh, yeah.

And I'll just take it out and keep going now.

I guess I'll see you in school tomorrow Sheila.

Okay, but from now on, I have to swim every afternoon.

Yeah, I know.

Honey, I'm gonna change and go to the gym.

- I'll see you later. - Okay, I'll be in the pool.

(water splashing) (people chattering)

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

(water splashing)

Come on, quick, Sheila, quick, come.

Oh Sheila come on.

Five seconds faster than last week,

you only have to shave 20 seconds off

and you're on the team.

That's no problem.

(water splashing)

Hi mom, did he answer my letter?

Why do we have to leave so early, George?

We really should wait until Sheila gets out of the pool.

You know she never eats anything unless we're here.

[George] Just get going okay.

On the other hand,

your law office could close

and we could miss the November elections

just waiting for her to get out the pool.

Maybe I'll toss her a minnow as she swims by.

Hey, you can't swim, can you?

No, I never learned how.

You're really weird, did you know that?

Ever get laid?

Me neither, but when I do, wanna come and watch,

maybe you could sing hymns in the background. (laughs)

And then you have to bring the choir.

- George. - [George] Yes.

What were we like at Sheila's age,

sexually I mean.

(upbeat music)

♪ Do you remember the way it was ♪

♪ We were sweethearts and that was enough ♪

♪ Always staring at the stars above ♪

♪ And never care about the way we looked ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ We were lovers ♪

♪ Lover lovers ♪

♪ We were lovers ♪

♪ Lover lovers ♪

♪ Do you remember the high school dance ♪

♪ Knowing us we were stuck in a trance ♪

♪ Behind the bleachers we were making out ♪

♪ Feels so good wanna make me shout ♪

♪ We were lovers ♪

♪ Lover lovers ♪

♪ We were lovers ♪

♪ Lover lovers ♪

♪ Get up ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ We were lovers ♪

♪ Lover lovers ♪

♪ We were lovers ♪

♪ Lover lovers ♪

♪ We were lovers ♪

♪ Lover lovers ♪

♪ We were lovers, lovers ♪

♪ Oh lovers, lovers ♪

♪ Lovers, lovers ♪

Nevermind, I don't think I wanna remember.

[George] Damn it, they're starched again.

At least I wasn't a vegetarian.

Maybe we shouldn't worry so much

about Sheila and the God damn pool.

At least she's safe there sexually,

I think.

You know, I always thought that Valerie

would be the first girl in our class to get pregnant.

Valerie, she's been on the pill for two years.

- Stop. - Yeah, really.

She's on the pill?

Oh, yuck.

I don't see how anyone you'd wanna swallow

all those nasty chemicals every day.

Ooh, it's creepy.

I would rather have two sets of twins every year

than take that awful pill.

♪ Mona Jean, ooh you make me crazy ♪

(balls banging)

♪ Barely just a baby ♪

Hey Ralph, this record sucks.

[Ralph] Huh?

I said this record stinks.

Yeah, I know, but it's already a hit.

Sold a million copies, it's gold record.

Yeah, it shows you what jerks buy records nowadays.

Who would listen to Funky Funky Funky,

- you're cuter than a monkey. - Huh?

I, I said there's nothing real in these songs.

I mean, boogie dance, boogie dance.

I, I could write better stuff than that.

Real stuff.

What do you know about what's real?

Well, a lot.

I mean, what do you think I'm going to my shrink for,

learn how to play Frisbee?

Ralph, I'm suffering.

You didn't say you had a boyfriend.

She's lying Cookie.

I didn't say I had a boyfriend.

I said I'm getting the pill, and I am.

I have a strange feeling

I'm going to be needing it very soon.

How's this, Ralph?

You be the faucet and I'll be the flow.

You mean the drip?

Yeah, th-thanks, Ralph.

(whispering) You be the water and I'll be the...

Ralph, just listen, listen.

You be the hammer, I'll be the nail.

You be the water and I'll be the well.

Yeah, well, it's about as dumb as any other hit.

Wait a minute, I can put some cords to it.

(birds chirping)

Well, let me see the words.

(clears throat) Okay.

(upbeat music)

♪ You be the hammer and I'll be the nail ♪

That's good, that's good.

Are you making it up?

♪ You be the water and I'll be the well ♪

Hey, that's terrific, Ralph.

Ralph, that's fantastic.

Ralph, you're a genius.

We're both geniuses.

Wait, wait, wait watch, Greg Allman.

(upbeat music)

Ralph, I mean, this is like Lennon and McCartney.

We could be rich.

Look, we could get laid whenever we want to.

Ralph, we gotta start a group.

Right.

Take your marks.

(whistle blowing)

(water splashing)

(upbeat music)

Okay, lineup girls.

The following girls have qualified times for preliminaries.

Anne, Vanessa and Marsha, congratulations girls.

Coach, what was my time?

Not good enough, Sheila.

Not this year.

I couldn't have been that bad,

I could feel how fast I was.

You were five seconds over, not good enough.

That's only five seconds, I could cut that.

We've got six days.

Would take you a month to crack that time, Sheila, even two.

Sheila, next fall.

Next year you'll do it.

Do you know that I had to buy

a special frying pan for Sheila?

She didn't want one that had been used to cook meat.

[George] Oh yeah.

And today I learned how to cook a soybean patty.

[George] (laughing)

If I told her that she had to eat a soybean patty,

she'd be filing charges against me

with a child abuse center.

[George] You know, I hate starched shirts.

Hurry up, George.

I'm ready to kill for a steak.

Sheila, Sheila.

[Sheila] What?

We are going, your whatever it is is in the fridge.

[Sheila] Anybody use my soy bean patty?

No, nobody has touched it.

I had to hide it from dad though.

He wanted to feed it to the cat.

[Sheila] Mother, not funny. [George] (laughs)

It's just a joke, Sheila.

Being vegetarian means never having to laugh again.

[Loretta] (laughing)

(upbeat music)

Why not honey?

I'm scared.

You don't have anything to be scared of.

I might get pregnant.

(phone ringing) You didn't last time.

(phone ringing)

Yeah, man, Mix ain't home.

Wait, Mix.

Let, let me ask you a question.

You wanna be in the hottest new group since Kiss.

A group, yeah, okay, fine.

Call me later.

As a matter of fact, call, uh, come over tomorrow, right.

(phone clattering)

[Loretta] (laughing)

Now let me explain it to you Loretta,

to get to the egg, the sperm has to go up, right?

So if you do it standing up,

then the law of gravity will make everything

stay down where it's safe, see?

Now that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

(birds chirping)

[Tommy] Suppose we could probably fit him in someplace.

[Ralph] Probably someplace.

Uh, fit me into what?

Well, our new group, it's called "The Flies".

The Flies, like on the wall?

No, like on your pants.

But you don't have to tell anybody that.

The lead singer's gonna be a girl.

A California dream girl, I mean, she's the best Mix.

(water splashing)

Cookie, you ever write a rock star?

[Cookie] Of course not.

Probably some dumb secretary lost it.

But I wrote personal, no joke, personal, all over it.

What?

My letter to Reddog.

Sheila, Sheila, Sheila, this is it, Sheila.

You're gonna be a star.

It's not the first time that your store has promised a delivery

and missed the date.

Hold on a minute, my other line's ringing.

Hello?

Oh, hi, Karen. I'm on the other line.

Hold on a minute.

Tommy, I'm practicing my swimming right now, okay?

Well, yeah, but me, Ralph and Mix,

we just started a new rock group and we write our own songs

and they're the best Sheila,

but we need a sexy girl like you.

Hey, Sheila, that's a great idea.

Oh, no, Mr. Ruskin, I wasn't talking to you.

I am now.

But that's you, Sheila.

I don't sing, I swim.

[Tommy] Help, Diane!

Listen, Tommy, I don't know how to get her

out of the pool.

No, Mr. Ruskin, it's nothing serious.

It's just a daughter who wants to be a squid.

Swimming Sheila,

all that's gonna get you is back and forth

in your backyard all day.

Will you leave me alone?

(water splashing)

You're crazy Sheila, come on guys.

Karen, are you ready?

Yeah, I'm leaving right now.

Hey, Tommy, what about me?

(upbeat music)

♪ You be the dancer ♪

♪ And I'll be the stage ♪

Stay singing.

♪ You be the fingers ♪

♪ And I'll be the hay... ♪

Okay, Okay. Let's stop it you guys.

Listen, you're just not getting it at all, Lisa.

I just started.

I know, but you're just not fast enough.

I can do it.

Can I sing?

You Cookie?

Yeah, me.

I've been singing in a choir since I was seven.

Yeah, but this isn't a choir.

Come on, Tommy, give her a shot.

Hey, man. Go ahead, let her sing. You never know.

All right, why not?

You wanna quit choir to sing, rock and roll.

Next thing you know, you'll be wanting to quit school.

No, daddy.

- [Mom] No she won't. - [Dad] Oh, she won't, huh?

Well, you name me one rock and roller that's got a college degree.

You tell me that Alice Cooper has got a PhD.

They are all crazy.

No daddy, it'll be like Aretha Franklin.

She sang in the choir to start off and then she quit.

No.

I'm gonna do it.

I said, no.

We'll not get an answer with this shouting.

We have already got an answer and the answer is no.

(gentle music)

(water splashing)

(upbeat music)

[Sheila] I swam tonight.

And I cut six seconds off my time.

Only nine more to go.

But I will do it, no stopping.

I'm good.

And everyone will know it.

From now on, I do nothing but swim

and swim and swim and swim and swim.

(people chattering)

(bell ringing)

[Teacher] (sighing)

So... your test grades class...

are so bad,

so horrible.

I don't understand, you're doing so well before I came

and now you're doing so badly.

Even you, Gilles, flunking.

Flunking and you're French.

(speaking French)

Well, we just must work harder, that's all there is to it.

[Classmate] Jackson, uh, what's French for brazier?

(class laughing)

Oh, oh no!

So cold in here with the air conditioning.

Open your books and start studying

silently to yourselves class.

(speaking French)

(papers whirring)

(grandfather clock dings)

It's a letter from Reddog.

(paper whirring)

He wants to see me in my act.

Oh my God.

I'm gonna faint mom. He wants to see me in my act!

Oh my God, oh my God.

(footsteps running)

I can't believe it, Sheila.

Sheila, he's perfect.

He's a man. I was born for, Sheila.

I know, the only one.

Ah, come on, Lisa, that is just dumb.

I mean, you've seen this guy on TV a couple of times.

Be realistic.

You think TV isn't real?

You think the tears I cry when I see him aren't real.

Reddog has six million dopey fans who are just like you.

None of them are just like me.

He needs me, me, Lisa McDonald.

(vehicles whirring)

Now...

You're, uh, Lisa McDonald?

Ms. McDonald.

Ms. McDonald.

It says here you're 18 years old and a stewardess.

Yeah, see, my roommate Stu Sally,

she got sick last night all of a sudden.

So I took over her flight and well, you know,

last minute, big rush,

I left my pills in Dallas, right there on the bedside table.

Well, so I just need a few pills for while I'm here in LA.

You know, just to hold me over until...

Ms. McDonald,

there's no minimum age or job requirement

for contraceptive prescriptions.

Are you aware of that?

No kidding, you don't have to be 18?

Ah, then I'm not.

I thought you might say that.

(door knocking)

Come in.

Yes, Ralph?

You wrote on my paper you wanted to see me.

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait... oh.

Sometimes I get so busy, I just forget and I forgot.

What's your problem?

Huh?

Oh, French.

Oh, mais oui, mais oui.

Sit.

Don't be afraid, Ralph, I'm not going to bite you.

Even though you did flunk the test.

- (speaking French) - OK.

So, what is your problem with French?

You were making A's before, was it my teaching?

Oh no, you teach great.

Merci!

I know, we'll have private lessons, that should do it.

- Private? - mhmm.

Come to my house Thursday night, eight o'clock.

(film whirring)

(upbeat music)

[Narrator] Thousands of years ago when they built

the great pyramids of Egypt,

many of the workers probably had gonorrhea.

(class laughing)

Gross!

Some of the pharaohs who paid the bills...

probably had it too.

When Christopher Columbus sailed west to find India,

he discovered at least two things he never expected.

America and Syphilis, the latter broke out among his crew

on the return voyage.

From the waterfront,

it spread like wildfire until it covered the entire world.

(upbeat music)

First, let's get rid of a lot of misinformation.

You do not, I repeat, you do not get VD from...

doorknobs. (machine whirring)

Toilet seats, nor any of the following.

[Classmate] Looks like Valerie.

- [Teacher] I caught that, - [Narrator] Gonorrhea has

- [Teacher] now stop it this instant! - [Narrator] many nicknames. Clap,

[Narrator] a dose, strain,

gleet,

morning drop, lues, hair cut

and old Joe.

But a rose by any other name is still gonorrhea.

(projector whirs to stop)

Not exactly an Academy Award winner,

but a very informative film, don't you think?

(bell ringing)

(people chattering)

Tommy?

Can I see you for a moment, please?

Yeah.

Your name came up at advisor's meeting.

They're talking about putting you on warning.

Your grades and conduct are shockingly bad.

Now this is a serious thing, Thomas.

This goes on your record.

You should be at the top of your class.

Continue like this, you'll be a garbage man.

I am not gonna be a garbage man, Mr. Stern.

Don't worry, I mean.

Yeah, we'll see.

Thanks.

(footsteps walking)

(ducks quacking)

Hey, I gotta skip practice tonight.

You can't do that, Ralph.

The senior show's in two weeks.

And you know we're not ready yet.

Besides you wanna win, don't you?

Well, yeah, but not tonight Tommy.

Tell ya, I got kind of a date.

What do you mean you got kind of a date?

You gotta go over to Miss Jackson's.

Wait a second, what's going on?

Ain't nothing.

You know, Miss. Jackson?

Hey, she's not old.

Well, so it is true.

I can't wait to tell everybody in school.

Hey don't tell anyone, she'd kill me.

But it is true, I can't believe it.

So don't believe it.

Ralph, I can't believe that.

Don't believe it.

(ducks quacking)

(insects chirping)

Le suc, le suc.

(door knocking)

(door creaking)

Oh Ralph, oh I forgot.

Can you come back tomorrow night?

Yes.

- Yeah, yeah, I can come back tomorrow. - Okay, I'm sorry.

That's okay.

I just forgot.

Please, let's sit down. We'll continue.

(claps)

(gentle music)

Surely your father cannot just stop

your mother from visiting you.

My father is a bastard, he will not give her up.

A ticket is cheap.

Oh, but you can visit her in France this summer.

Hmm, no, I hate her husband.

My stepfather and me do not get along.

He's an idiot.

I would never want to see him again.

(insects chirping)

But you could tolerate him, you could.

Just to see your mother, you could stand him, couldn't you?

No.

(TV playing in background)

Yes.

Hi, I'm Mix Miles, is Cookie home?

Of course Cookie's home. Where else should she be?

Oh right, I'm Mix.

Cookie's, not expecting any visitors, goodnight.

(door banging)

Daddy, who was that?

Nobody.

Mix.

That was nobody.

And he'd better not come back.

Go on upstairs and finish your homework.

(gunshot on TV)

What are you doing in here?

Just looking for the soap.

Do you know if my father catches us in here,

he's gonna kill us.

My motto is, live fast and die beautiful.

(upbeat music)

I love it.

Yeah, nobody's got a skateboarding bass player,

now that's style.

Yeah it's not bad.

But you think we're ready for a drummer yet?

Drums Mix, but who?

Hey well Gilles does it, man.

As a matter of fact, he does it pretty good.

Aint no way, besides he's too flippant.

Ralph's right Mix man.

I don't like the guy either.

He tried to punch Ralph for just sitting on his Porsche.

Hey Tommy, man, do you have somebody better?

(upbeat music)

There was a story in the paper today

Warren about Black holes.

I still don't understand them.

I guess I never will.

[Warren] (laughing)

It's not funny.

I don't think you do either.

And you won't.

Not until one of your clients decides to either sue

or subdivide one.

[Warren] That's not funny.

You know, I just don't remember

talking about the sort of things

that Sheila and her friend talk about,

doing them maybe.

(upbeat music)

♪ It's the end of the school year ♪

♪ it's time for us to part ♪

♪ Knowing that you love me ♪

♪ I leave a bit of my heart ♪

♪ Thinking of school days ♪

♪ Thrills me so much inside ♪

♪ Woah, woah, oh, ho, ho, ho, darling ♪

♪ I remember the school days ♪

♪ Every day of my life ♪

♪ I get the blues most every night ♪

♪ All I can say is goodbye ♪

♪ Goodbye ♪

♪ I remember when we first met ♪

♪ We were so young at heart ♪

♪ We thought we had a love that couldn't part ♪

♪ But after all those years we just ♪

♪ faded away ♪

♪ And now I drift too far on Graduation day ♪

♪ it's the end of the school year ♪

♪ it's time for us to part ♪

♪ Knowing that you love me ♪

♪ I leave a bit of my heart ♪

♪ Thinking of school days ♪

♪ Thrills me so much inside ♪

♪ Woah, woah, oh, ho, ho, ho, darling ♪

♪ I'll remember these school days ♪

♪ Every day of my life ♪

♪ I get the blues most every night ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ You know changes ♪

♪ Just a keep on changing ♪

♪ You know time ♪

(drums banging)

Hey, I'm still singing here.

Hey, Gilles, man. This is a soft song.

So would you knock it off?

Yeah, this little soft song needs some more punch, okay?

Well, listen, man,

I said it was the soft song and I'm the group's leader.

So would you just stop it?

Yeah, great.

(drums banging)

(gentle music)

Wow.

I don't believe this.

You know, my dad laid down three gold albums right here.

The first one is "euh".

As in "cou".

Say.

Cou.

Good, good.

Now the second is:

"ou" as in "le cou".

The neck.

- Le cou. - Le co...

Good, good, très bien.

Now, here's the hard one.

U, u as in "le suc".

Which means juice.

Like orange suc.

Orange juice, say it.

Orange juice.

No.

Le suc.

- Le sook. - No, no.

It's all in the lips, in the lips.

Watch my lips.

Euh, le suc.

Say.

Le su... c.

Le suc.

- Lay sook. - No, no.

Pucker your lips and pretend like you're kissing someone.

Watch.

U.

Le suc.

Le suc.

- Le suc. - Le suc.

- Le suc. - Le suc.

- Le suc. - Very good.

Very good.

- Keep that up, keep that up. - Le suc.

- Le suc. - Le suc.

- Very good, keep going. - Le suc.

(phone ringing) Le suc.

Oh my God.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back, Reddog.

Hot Lips, oh yeah.

Beautiful Reddog, I want those hot lips.

- It's you. - What?

Yeah, let me guess, let's see.

Pizza delivery, right?

[Lisa] No.

Red Cro.. Blue Cross.

Well, where are you from, huh? I mean,

why are you standing in my office with a surfboard?

Skateboard.

Skateboard.

It's for my act.

You did wanna see it, right?

My Polaroids.

- Polaroids? - Remember?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, new, new talent, right...

- Yeah. - Right, want some beer?

- No, thanks. - Oh.

Do you always audition people like this?

Uh... well,

you know, I like to talk, umm, I like to talk to people,

- You okay? OK. - Yeah.

I like to talk to people, you know, get in their head.

Here, let me help you.

You know, get in their head and you know, karma.

Things like that.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah.

Well, why don't you come back in my office?

Okay, and I don't know.

Come on.

Okay.

Come on.

Oh, just sit down.

So, how you doing? You doing OK?

Yeah, that's good, that's good.

You wanna, you want some coke?

Oh, no thanks, I'm not thirsty.

Well, could I interest you in some ether?

Or how about some, uh, how about some vitamin C or some red zinger tea?

We have red zinger tea.

What's a matter, you a little nervous, huh?

Why don't you just relax and just lighten up some?

No, it's just that I can't wait

for you to see my act, you're gonna flip out.

I can't flip out, see, I flipped out a long time ago.

Oh.

(snorting)

(sighing)

You know, uh, you're even cuter than you are small.

[Lisa] I am?

- Oh, yeah. - [Lisa] Thanks.

- You're welcome. - [Lisa] You are too.

- [Lisa] I mean, not the small, but you know the cute.

[Lisa] Yeah actually, I started the skateboard act,

umm, for a group that I'm in

with my, you know, school friends.

Umm, but we just got started.

And, umm, if I had to join your group,

I know they wouldn't wanna hold me back.

You know, uh, I really don't want to talk anymore.

I just kind of want to mess around a bit. Get kind of close, quiet.

Okay?

Oh, Reddog, I love you.

I've always loved you, oh.

You love me, huh?

Oh, yes, yes.

Well, what makes you love me?

Oh, your songs.

My songs, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Well, uh, what do you like?

Do you like the lyrics or the music?

The voice.

- Voice? - Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

It's, it's the way you move.

- The way I move? - You're so smooth.

Smooth, huh?

Smooth, ah that's very nice.

Um, where are you taking me?

Oh, I'm taking you to, uh... I'm taking you to heaven, see.

(upbeat music)

♪ Victim, victim ♪

♪ I'm a victim of romance ♪

♪ Home room, study hall ♪

♪ I knew that I was gonna fall ♪

♪ Late at night I weep ♪

♪ I mumble in my sleep ♪

♪ Yeah, knock on wood ♪

♪ I never felt this good ♪

♪ Heaven above ♪

♪ it must be love ♪

♪ Victim, victim ♪

♪ I'm a victim of romance ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ Victim, victim ♪

♪ I'm a victim of romance ♪

♪ Cold blooded felony ♪

♪ Murder in the first degree ♪

♪ it's a crime what you've done to my spine ♪

♪ Yeah, knock on wood ♪

♪ I never felt this good ♪

♪ Look out kid ♪

♪ That's what you did ♪

♪ Victim, victim ♪

♪ I'm a victim of romance ♪

♪ I'm a victim of romance ♪

(motorcycles rumbling)

Hey, pretty boy.

You wanna, let's have a good time.

Me?

Yeah, you wanna party?

I, I don't know.

Hey, I do.

Come on. Here, let's go in here.

Have a good time, my name is Sylvine, ooh, yes. About to get a good thing.

(sighing)

Anybody ever lick your toes?

Sometimes that helps.

Or I could spank you.

Listen, why don't, why don't you just give it up?

It's, it's not gonna work out anyways.

Listen, honey, it ain't no big thing.

It happens all the time.

Really.

Thanks anyway, all right.

Kids.

(sighing)

(door whirring)

Hey you.

Hey, hey, hotshot.

Hey, come on, you don't know what you're missing.

Can't you tell a faggot when you see one.

(upbeat music)

♪ If it seems to be our fate ♪

♪ Just in time to be too late ♪

♪ Waking up on the last line of the song ♪

♪ But the melody still haunts you ♪

♪ No matter how bad he want you ♪

♪ You can't dance 'cause your feet refuse to move ♪

(upbeat music)

(insects chirping)

You really think I'm beautiful?

You are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

(upbeat music)

[Announcer] Today he appeared in juvenile court

- Why don't you say something good? - [Announcer] on a murder conviction.

- What's wrong with good news? - [Announcer] A murder that happens

- God, say something good... - [Announcer] when Leo stabs 13 year old

[Announcer] James Diaz In the chest with a buck knife and Diaz died from the wounds.

(door bell ringing)

[Announcer] This morning in court...

Hello.

Gilles.

[Gilles] Hi.

You're two hours early.

[Gilles] Well, I wanted to but come.

Come in, come in.

We'll just get started early

and we'll finish earlier.

Great.

Good.

(door banging)

You have your books?

- Yes. - Good, good.

Here, have a seat.

Okay.

I was, I was just having supper.

I'll just clear these things off and then we'll get started.

You know, Ms. Jackson,

you are the best teacher I've ever had.

And I want to give you these.

Thank you.

Well, that's the nicest compliment I've ever had.

They're just beautiful.

(person kissing) Gilles!

Oh, uh, here, here, we can't have a lesson tonight. Wha..

You have to go, you just have to go.

We'll discuss this to-tomorrow in school.

♪ You're just one step out of time ♪

(vehicle whirring) ♪ And the words just never rhyme ♪

♪ And the song of life seems slightly out of tune ♪

♪ You just try and sing along ♪

♪ Try to fit where you belong ♪

♪ Keep on dancing, sung the band, to learn and sing ♪

(vehicle whirring)

You did not have that permission to use this car.

Papa, you told me that I could.

I told you never to use this car.

- Do you understand? - No!

(objects banging)

No papa.

How could you do this, idiot.

No, Papa.

Don't ever, this is my property! Don't you ever...

Don't you ever, ever take it without permission. You understand?

Yes, I do, I do.

All right.

- You deserved it. - Okay.

[Lisa] These costumes are fabulous.

They're beautiful.

(phone ringing)

My mom's even excited about it.

She's gonna let me take whatever I need from the boutique.

Hello?

Yeah, this is Lisa McDonald.

I'm sorry to be the bearer of such bad tidings,

but your name has been given to us

as having been exposed to Gonorrhea darling.

Is this some kind of joke?

Honey, VD ain't nothing to joke about.

Athletes' foot, maybe, but not Gonorrhea.

Really, listen,

can you come in here on, uh, Monday for an examination?

Yes.

Thank you.

Uh huh, no, a Polaroid will do, honey.

Hey Katie, I got two more here for you, huh?

- Uh, Reddog Productions. - This one here.

Yeah, umm, this is Lisa McDonald.

I need to speak with Reddog.

Lisa McDonald.

No, no.

I'm sorry.

Mr. Reddog is on tour in South America.

Can I take a message?

Tell him, nevermind.

Okay, umm, mhmm. bye bye.

Two more later, look at that, huh?

- I see. - Nice.

- Give her a call, okay Katie? - Sure.

Thank you.

[Lisa] (sighing)

They just look like ordinary people.

They are, and so are you, go on.

You get a number, I'll get a seat.

Cookie, don't leave me.

Well now, young lady, let's just get up on the table,

put your feet in the stirrups

and we'll do the blood test later.

Will it hurt?

Well, let's just say

it won't feel as good as what brought you here.

And even that didn't feel so good.

Well, you scored.

You got it, honey.

Now, before we can give you the necessary treatment,

we will need to have a list of all the names of every man

and, or woman you've had sex with in the last six months.

Are you gonna tell my mother?

Well, not unless she's on your list.

Well, there's only one...

Reddog.

The singer?

You engaged to him too?

No.

You just go in and get your needles girl

in that room there and bend over.

And if I was you, I'd go home and break his records.

(objects banging)

Lord have mercy,

clumsy child knocking down all my paper,

Gonorrhea and clumsy too, Lord.

You know, I, I try to think about my schoolwork

and school and stuff.

All I can think about is, uh, the group

and writing songs for them.

Are your parents putting pressures on you

for the academics?

No, I mean, we don't even talk very much.

All they're concerned about is that I'm happy all the time.

But if you fail then you'll have to go to summer school.

And what do you think about that?

It doesn't really matter to me.

I mean, all that I really care about

is this recording contract.

If that came through for us.

(upbeat music)

(people clapping)

♪ I sniffed the tip of an iceberg ♪

♪ And kissed the lip of a Stone ♪

♪ And I've hung around with ♪

♪ Princes, poets and clones ♪

♪ I know all the "in" places ♪

♪ I mingle with the right faces ♪

♪ I'm the media blitz, babe ♪

♪ Well I'm holding the aces ♪

♪ I'm Totally Hip ♪

♪ In case you haven't noticed ♪

♪ I'm Totally Hip ♪

♪ Like a Warhol dream ♪

♪ Totally Hip ♪

♪ it's really a trip ♪

♪ Cause I'm Totally Hip, yeah I'm Totally Hip ♪

♪ The whole Côte d'Azur knows me ♪

♪ And my phone is unlisted ♪

♪ My friends are rich, young and skinny ♪

♪ More than a few are limp-wristed ♪

♪ I drive a Maserati ♪

♪ You know my couture is haute ♪

♪ Well I'm in Random Notes monthly ♪

♪ They say my parties are naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty ♪

♪ Well I'm Totally Hip ♪

♪ In case you haven't noticed ♪

♪ I'm Totally Hip ♪

♪ You know it's almost obscene ♪

♪ I'm Totally Hip, it's really a trip now ♪

♪ Totally Hip, yeah I'm Totally Hip ♪

♪ Well I sip cappuccino with Bowie and Eno ♪

♪ While my manicure's bein' done ♪

♪ And after my encore I'm off on the Concorde ♪

♪ From New York to Paris baby, I'm on the run ♪

♪ I'm Totally Hip ♪

♪ I guess by now you've noticed ♪

♪ I'm Totally Hip ♪

♪ Do a line on me ♪

♪ I'm Totally Hip ♪

♪ Don't you give me no lip ♪

♪ I'm Totally Hip, yeah I'm Totally Hip ♪

♪ I'm Totally Hip ♪

That's all I can think about.

You know, I don't, I don't even think about, uh,

you know.

Yes?

Well, umm,

aren't there, uh, some people who are virgins forever?

(upbeat music)

Hi Gilles.

Hi.

What are you supposed to be?

Well if I only have to explain it to you, Lisa:

It's Attila the Hun.

Oh.

What is wrong with Attila?

I told my mother it was a heroes party.

You told us heroes and villains.

I know, but I just told her the first half.

And what's he supposed to be, Wayne Newton?

He's Sitting Bull.

Oh, figures.

Listen, if my mom asks, tell her that he's.

What?

Tell her that he's one of the Village People.

♪ Won't you give my girlfriend back? ♪

♪ Oh, Alice has a hard time being true ♪

♪ She's just hot-blooded; there's nothing she can do ♪

♪ But you took advantage ♪

♪ You took advantage ♪

♪ Why you want to make her ♪

♪ When you know that she's my girl ♪

- I'm nervous as hell, man. - Take it easy, man.

Wait.

Roy Rogers, Wyatt Earp, oh, please God, oh!

Come on Lisa, don't you recognize Tommy?

Rockstar of the eighties.

What are you, Arab white slaver?

Lawrence of Arabia.

New group?

World history, remember Mrs. Benson's class?

The Englishman, the great hero.

Oh, you're a hero. Come here, quick.

Hey mom.

Hey it's finished.

Thanks mom 'cause you know,

I really just didn't have the time.

Sure.

♪ You took advantage ♪

Hey Tommy man,

I couldn't figure out what they put in this punch.

It mainly had a taste that I do not even remember.

Yeah, that's great.

Listen, Mix, you haven't seen Sheila have you?

Well, no, man.

I thought you were gonna go by her house and pick her up.

Yeah, I was. But she said she had something

to do first, you know, swimming or something.

Hey man, how do you think we're gonna do tomorrow night?

We're gonna step it out tomorrow night, don't worry.

Ralph.

Hey man, where is he?

Oh, he's over there trying to grab Lisa.

I think he finally found her weakness.

(upbeat music)

(people chattering)

Don't touch it.

♪ I see that you're not gonna listen ♪

♪ Don't you know that isn't nice? ♪

♪ Oh, Alice has a hard time being true ♪

♪ She's just hot-blooded; there's nothing she can do ♪

♪ But you took advantage ♪

♪ You took advantage ♪

♪ Why you want to make her ♪

♪ When you know that she's my girl ♪

(water splashing)

Tommy, Could you give me a hand with this?

Coming.

We need to move this.

I'm afraid it'll get knocked over where it is now.

(water splashing)

You guys better be good.

We're good.

You know, good for kids.

It's just, I don't know how we're gonna seem

to somebody who sees so many groups all the time, you know?

Ah, you gotta think you're terrific.

Lisa think's she can whip the world.

You should all feel the same way.

Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't do it if weren't good.

Just sometimes I don't know if I'm kidding myself.

This is fine, you can leave it there.

What's bothering you tonight?

I'd say it's nothing.

Well, where's Sheila?

Well I was kind of wondering that myself.

And in fact, I'm gonna go over to her house

and see if I can find her.

But thanks a lot for the party, Miss. McDonald.

- Thanks for the help. - Bye-bye now.

But tomorrow night.

We will kill them.

(people laughing)

(insects chirping)

♪ I see that you're interested in Alice ♪

♪ Don't you know she's my girl, jack? ♪

♪ Oh, Alice has a hard time being true ♪

♪ She's just hot-blooded; there's nothing she can do ♪

Ooh, yeah.

You know, Cookie got into a little trouble

in school today.

First time in her whole life.

A little trouble?

Well, she was smoking a cigarette and cutting class.

I don't understand it.

I never smoked a cigarette in my whole life.

Where did she get these ideas from?

Television, I guess.

Well, it was just one cigarette.

Yeah, but you know, I'd have thought Cookie's too smart

a little girl for that kinda stuff.

Well.

Maybe she's not such a little girl anymore.

You know, I lost my virginity when I was 18.

(parents laughing)

And kids are growing so fast nowadays.

Well, what are you getting at Lucia?

Well, Cookie's not a virgin anymore.

What?

Well, you know, she and that little boy Mix.

How long have you known about this?

Now Pete, will you keep your voice down?

- You gonna wake her up. - I'll do better than that.

Pete, now, come on.

The child has been through enough.

Get out of that bed right now, I said, now.

- What do you want? - You know very well what I want.

How long have you been sleeping around, answer me?

Sleeping around?

Is that what you go to that fancy school

to learn, how to make a tramp outta yourself?

Well, from now on,

you are not leaving this house

except to go to church and to go to school.

But daddy,

the senior show is tomorrow night

and I can't quit on my friends.

How can you do this to me?

You have been sneaking out of this house

to be with that Mix Miles, if you wanna live in this house,

I better not hear that name in this house again.

But daddy.

Pete, leave her alone.

Leave her alone.

We better take her someplace

where she can learn to keep her legs closed.

[Cookie] (crying)

Don't worry about him.

I just don't get it, Sheila.

I mean, you said you'd meet me there.

I stood around looking like an idiot. You know.

I never said that I would meet you there.

I said I would try.

I tried and I couldn't.

Oh, you couldn't.

Is somebody punishing you?

Forcing you to swim 1 000 laps before morning or?

I couldn't because I still need to cut down

on two seconds of my time.

No one is forcing me to do anything,

either to swim or to go to that party.

I'm just getting really tired of this, you know,

talking to you while you're always in the pool.

And it's like having the sea between us, you know?

Would you quit pacing!

Tommy, you're getting garbage in my pool again.

I've had it, is there a phone out here I can use?

Pool phone doesn't work.

Use the one in the house, my mother's there.

(water splashing)

I'll call Ralph, I can't go back to the party.

Maybe go to the home and read a book

on the care and feeding of Guppies or something.

Oh. very funny, Tommy.

Very funny, I'm just a little bit tired

of your water jokes, Tommy, so if you don't mind.

(water splashing)

Tommy.

(insects chirping)

[Tommy] Diane.

Who is it?

It's me Tommy.

Uh, can I use your phone?

Oh, sure Tommy.

Use the one on the table.

How's it going with Sheila?

Or shouldn't I ask.

Don't.

I just can't figure her out.

Ah, look, I'll just be a second.

Okay.

(upbeat music)

What are you doing?

What am I doing, I am conducting the LA Philharmonic.

I'm hanging a painting, Tommy.

Well you need any help?

I mean, as long as it's something

that's not for Sheila's room.

Now don't be bitter.

I'm sure there's a reason

for some of the things that she's doing.

You know, it could be worse.

She could be on drugs.

Well, the amount of time she spent in that God damn pool,

she might as well be on drugs.

Well, I don't know.

And I'm not gonna think about it anymore.

Well, maybe she doesn't feel clean though.

Hello, Ralph.

Is Ralph there?

Would you get him please?

Who's at the party?

Everybody.

And it worked really good as PR for tomorrow night's show.

Excuse me, hello, Ralph.

The problem with this painting

is it's just too big for this space.

[Tommy] Would you get him, please.

I'd love to see how it looks from further back.

No, ask Lisa.

Yeah, Lisa.

She's blonde, good looking.

Yeah, it's her party, I have the wrong party.

Sorry, my mistake.

[Diane] (sighing)

I hate this kind of art anyway.

I dunno why we bought this stupid thing.

Hello, is this Lisa's house?

Who am I?

Is, is this Lisa's house or not?

I mean, what difference does it make

who I am you jerk?

Are you through?

No, I'm not through.

But I quit, everybody's at a party tonight.

Even wrong numbers,

but it's gonna be different tomorrow night.

Ralph's mother's bringing her Asian friend

and I can feel it we're gonna kill,

a big summer tour.

Do you think it looks better next to the door?

Tommy, I'm sorry.

I'm sure tomorrow will be really a big night for you.

Do you really like it here?

Looks all right there, it's a pretty picture.

Kind of makes me think about parks

or playground or something.

Well, that's not thinking, that's remembering.

Well, if you feel that way about the painting,

you sure you want me to hang it?

Mmm. My husband likes it,

reminds him of parks and playgrounds too.

Everybody wants to remember.

(gentle music)

Yeah, but I don't have too much remembering to do.

I mean, well about good stuff,

but I like to look forward to things like tomorrow night.

I mean, I don't know, I just have a feeling here.

Why don't I hold up for you so you can take a look at it.

Okay.

[Tommy] (exhales)

How's that?

That looks pretty good.

You wanna stay there while I mark it?

[Tommy] Sure.

- You get it? - Yeah.

[Tommy] (exhales)

Thanks Tommy.

I can handle it now.

Are you sure, I mean, I don't mind.

I sure don't feel like going back that party.

Don't go.

Should I just be dialing wrong numbers?

I, I think I know what you mean about this picture though.

[Diane] You think that we hung it too close to the door?

No, it doesn't seem to say too much.

Ah damn it, these screws aren't in very tight.

Yeah.

That's solid.

Oww!

Ooh, that hurt.

Yeah, it's nothing, just a scratch.

Oh, it's deep scratch.

I'm gonna get something to put on it.

Lisa, come on.

Tomorrow night, we're gonna be big stars.

I don't want to.

Lisa, all night long

you've been promising.

You just don't understand.

Lisa, I'm gonna have to go outside

and pick up a car bumper.

Can't you see I'm in pain?

Can't you see you're boring me.

Lisa.

Goodnight Ralph.

[partygoer] Ralph, it's for your own good.

(gentle music)

There you go.

I am sorry to have kept you for so long.

Oh, that's okay.

I had nothing else to do anyway.

Let's see, I think I can get it now.

(object banging)

You know, Ralph knows a lot about art.

Probably like this picture.

Uh, could, uh, you hand me the picture?

There you are.

This thing is really rickety.

But you know, the way I look at it,

we're really both after the same thing.

What?

Well, it's really important for me and Sheila to succeed,

except Sheila can do it with her swimming.

And for me, it's just one step at a time.

I've gotta get up higher on the ladder.

Could you hold on to me?

Oh, sure.

(objects whirring)

(upbeat music)

(upbeat music)

(phone ringing)

[Ralph] I'll get it.

Hello?

Hey, Cookie, you're late. Where are you?

Yeah, you can talk to Lisa, hold on.

Hi.

I can't be in the group anymore Lisa.

My father won't let me.

What are you talking about?

The show's tonight.

He doesn't care about me, Lisa.

All he thinks about is his old tired self.

All right, that's enough.

(door banging)

[Warren] Diane, I'm glad we're spending this time together.

Let's just go to Las Vegas, we're gonna have a great time.

Lisa, Lisa!

Lisa!

What are you doing?

Lisa, I'm sorry I can't come to your show tonight.

I've gotta swim.

Skip swimming tonight.

You have to come with me to the show.

Lisa, no, my folks finally went to Vegas,

so nobody's gonna be bugging me

and I'm gonna swim all night and day, all weekend.

I've gotta cut four more seconds.

But you're gonna miss my debut.

I'll see your next one.

(insects chirping)

(door creaking)

I thought I told you to stay in your room.

I'm only going to the bathroom.

(door banging)

(upbeat music)

♪ Come on and break away ♪

♪ break away-ay-ay-ay ♪

♪ break away ♪

God Ralph,

they couldn't even make it on the Gong Show.

Hey, there's my mom.

Oh no, and she brought some super big shot with her.

Yeah, but look at that guy out there.

He looks pretty important.

Hey Mix, Mix, is that guy out there important?

Come on, Flies, you're on.

Wait a minute, wait a minute,

Mr. Stern, we'll be right there.

Come on, you're on stage.

Uh, we got a group prayer, right?

Huddle up, guys, we'll be right there.

(whispering)

(upbeat music)

Okay Flies, one minute.

- One minute. - All right, listen.

- Cookie! - Oh my God! (group cheering)

- I'm so glad you're here, okay. - Hurry up.

Get her, get that off of her. Hurry up Tommy.

- Okay. - We'll be right there.

- [Stern] On or out? - Come on Mr. Stern.

- We'll be right there, all right. - Come on.

(audience clapping)

John, do it right.

- Come on. - Looking great, yeah.

We're there, we're there, we're there.

Encore, encore.

No, Cookie.

Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.

For God's sakes, come on.

All right you guys, 10 seconds, let's do it.

You made it.

Now you are in trouble.

Well, that's your motto, baby,

move fast and die beautiful.

Let's put that, uh, song

for Sheila in the number two spot again, all right.

What for, she's not out there.

She's not?

No, don't you know by now,

she's nothing but a boring jock wide world of sport.

Forget her.

Get the lights.

Get the lights.

(drumsticks hitting) Two... one, two...

(upbeat music)

(whistles)

(people clapping)

♪ Who do you do it too ♪

♪ When nobody wants to do it with you ♪

♪ Tell me who ♪

♪ Who do you do it to ♪

♪ Tell me who do you do it to ♪

♪ When nobody wants to do it with you ♪

♪ Tell me who, who do you do it to ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ Who do you tell it to ♪

♪ When nobody wants to listen to you ♪

♪ Tell me who ♪

♪ Who do you tell it to ♪

♪ Tell me who ♪

(instrument feedback))

[Tommy] What's going on, Lisa.

Lisa man, what are you doing?

It's our first performance.

I didn't do it, Gilles did.

- Guys, we're getting out of control. - [Gilles] it's Lisa's fault.

(people shouting)

[Gilles] I quit, this is stupid. I'm getting out of here.

(group shouting indistinctly)

(door clicking)

(insects chirping)

(door slams)

Hey Lisa, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Listen now.

I've never seen anything so wonderful in my life.

I've never been so proud.

Mom, I'd rather not discuss it.

You've just seen the first

and the last performance of The Flies.

Where's Sheila?

Sheila, where could she be?

She's probably still swimming.

No, I mean, what did you think we are, cretins?

I don't know, I liked it.

I didn't, man. We could make a movie better than that.

Yeah, right. I'll just take two million outta my bank account.

I mean, I'm serious, Ralph. You know my daddy's got a movie camera

with sound and everything

and all we'd have to do is, well,

we could make a, we could make a remake of The Wild One.

- All right, I'll do Brando. - Yeah.

Stella!

Or maybe a little Bogie, what do you think?

No, no, no, I mean...

I could be the director and, and Cookie and Lisa can be in it.

I'm sure they could act their brains out.

Yeah, but what about film? That costs money.

You're always looking at the bad side of things, Ralph.

We're gonna be stars.

(gentle music)

♪ I wonder what it's like to be a star ♪

♪ I wonder what it takes to get that far ♪

♪ Maybe I can make it ♪

♪ Maybe I could fake it ♪

♪ But maybe I couldn't take it after all ♪

♪ For every star that rises and for every one that falls ♪

♪ They're just painted pictures on the wall ♪

♪ Broken dreams are too much ♪

♪ For just one curtain draw ♪

♪ Maybe it ain't worth it after all ♪

(gentle music)

♪ For every star that rises and for every one that falls ♪

♪ They're just painted pictures on the wall ♪