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Dude.
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Putting on a concert for your dolls
again?
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No.
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They're not dolls. They're action
figures.
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Can't you knock?
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What if I had a girl in here?
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It can happen.
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Come out here. I got to show you
something.
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Can I finish my concert?
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What is it? You're never going to
believe this.
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Laura ordered the special paint from
Japan.
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My line.
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Okay, you're never going to believe
this. I ordered this special paint from
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Japan, and when I mix it with the usual
stuff I get in the store here, this
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happened.
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Whoa. What?
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I have created life.
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Hey, guys.
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Laura, you lost me out of the house. I
was standing outside for like an hour
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before I finally came over here.
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Yeah.
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His name is Blobby.
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Blobby? I'm keeping him.
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He's really warm.
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Oh, God!
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Oh, it bit me!
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Blobby, why would you do that?
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He said you started it.
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I didn't.
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I'll neutralize the reaction.
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Corey, your boobs are huge when you're a
cartoon character.
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Thank you.
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Where did my blobby go?
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Blimey. Look, it's outside of our flat.
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Wait, why are you British?
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Why are you a bloody...
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I've been
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dead. I've been dragged.
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And I haven't won the lottery yet.
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I've burst into the hole.
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I ain't got no place to go.
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Why?
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You guys, what do we do?
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Should we call the police? Battleship
anyone?
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I'm in. I'll watch.
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I'll just take a nap.
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Wait.
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I was supposed to be in the bedroom five
minutes ago.
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Are you kidding me? You guys caused
this. We can't just ignore it and wait
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it to go away.
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F9. Myth.
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D2. Myth.
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Who are you? There are innocent people
dying out there because of us. We need
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do something.
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Slave person.
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I require food.
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And then my litter needs to be changed.
Something smells amiss.
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I thought you were brain damaged.
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A simple ploy to get you to do my
bidding, you impudent sod.
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Now, scratchies.
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Yes, yes.
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Don't forget the from under.
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What's the from under? From under my
balls.
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You're neutered. You don't have balls.
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Lies! You may have tried to stop me from
spreading my seed, but I have retained
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my testicles to be used at a time when I
see fit.
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Humans cannot stop me.
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I am a cat.
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I am fearless.
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Strange personage in our home. Quick,
hide!
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I still don't get why he's British.
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Wait, don't answer it. What if it's
someone who saw Blobby come out from
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apartment? We should pretend we're not
home.
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Is anyone home? I need help.
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A giant blob attacked me.
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I love you, Corey, but I will end you if
you force me to.
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Oh, thank God.
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An odd -looking Asian man from down the
hall has come to my assistance.
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Wait, what are you doing?
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For the record, I always said the
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creepy Asian guy down the hall was a
serial killer, did I not?
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We could have saved that man or been
killed with him.
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I may have just saved your life, Corey.
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You're welcome. Adam, do something.
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Okay.
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H6. Myth.
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Adam, please do the right thing.
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Give me one second.
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Dude, have you seen what's going on
outside? What if I told you I knew who
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was... Sort of responsible for it. Call
the police or the military and report
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that asshole. What if that someone was
my friends and I?
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Pretend you never saw it. And if they
catch you, blame the others.
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Settle for a plea bargain.
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By the time they get out of jail,
they'll have found God and learned how
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forgive you.
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So you think we should just ignore it?
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Adam, there is great power in not taking
responsibility for yourself.
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Blame your parents.
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Blame heavy metal music.
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Blame violent video games. But don't
ever take responsibility for
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your own actions.
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Thanks, Odorous. That's why I'm here.
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By the way...
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Did you know that your cat is British?
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Yeah, I just found that out. I told you,
you should have put it to sleep.
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Okay, so I think what we need to do
is... Look, Blobby is on TV.
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This is Channel 5 celebrity reporter,
Michael Caine, reporting live from
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Holliston, or as most Massachusetts
residents refer to it, the town next to
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Melbourne.
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Officials are calling this a radioactive
chemical disaster as a blob -like life
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form wreaks havoc on this once peaceful
town.
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Blobby's famous.
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I'm so proud.
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Dude, this is it. You know how they say
every bad thing that turns into a
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natural disaster happens for a reason?
They say that?
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Let's get to the cable station, grab a
camera and some mics.
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You're not seriously going out there.
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Corey, sometimes the best way to make up
for your mistakes is to just pretend it
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didn't happen and let someone else deal
with fixing it while you capitalize on
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it for your blossoming film career.
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Disgusting. An alien spacecraft has
positioned itself over the town of
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and seems to be doing battle with a blob
-like creature.
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Do you know what this means?
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That what we did has now summoned alien
lifeforms to come destroy us? That we've
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inadvertently started an intergalactic
war?
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No.
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Dude, we just went sci -fi.
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Now we're talking Roland Emmerich -style
summer tentpole four -quadrant
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blockbuster disaster movie.
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Come on!
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Way to go, Cory.
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Oh, man.
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They took out Casey's Crossing?
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The town hall?
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The Balancing Rocks?
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Chasing? Crossing?
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Town hall?
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Balancing rocks? Stop calling attention
to the budget!
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Oh, please tell me there's a camera in
here that still works. This little
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still good. Why did Lance have to sell
off the big HD one? We have cinematic
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gold happening outside and we're
shooting analog?
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The horror.
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Good evening and what the f*** is
happening outside Hollistan?
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Hey, boss.
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Armageddon is hitting outside, the whole
world is ending, and we're all about to
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die. Yet you two still come into work?
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Now that's dedication.
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And that's why I've always loved you.
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Why are you still here?
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I came back for my Def Leppard albums.
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But I am glad I ran into you. Listen,
Adam, we're probably not going to live
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through this. And, well, I'm just going
to be blunt.
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I don't want you to die a virgin.
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I'm not a virgin.
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Sure you're not, Adam.
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Sure you're not.
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Are you propositioning me?
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I don't know.
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Am I?
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No, thankfully.
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I'll take my chances out there.
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Listen, Joe.
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We're probably not going to live through
this. And, well, I'm just going to be
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blunt. You're asking me second?
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Any port in a storm, dude. I can't
believe I'm saying this, but I'm
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My picture disc imports single for Make
Love Like a Man.
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You'll be great. We've been Diver Down.
Good night.
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I should have asked you first.
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Vought! Are you okay?
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I'm alright, but my copy of Hysteria is
toast!
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No!
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Do you have a storyline yet? I'm
thinking it's a story about two hot
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get attacked by a massive blob.
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And then there's like...
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Aliens and stuff?
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Maybe we get Bruce Willis to cry.
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Or we use an Aerosmith song and it's
perfect.
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We'll call it Night of the Ragnarok. Oh,
that's good.
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Open the door!
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It's crazy out there. The whole town
is...
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This is Channel 5 celebrity reporter
Michael Caine coming to you live from
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downtown Olliston, where the surrounding
streets have now been completely
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levelled in the wake of the epic battle
between the blob and the alien
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spacecraft. Citizens are advised to
evacuate to nearby shelters in Ashland,
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Medway and... Framingham?
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Really? Even if the world was ending, no
one would ever go to Framingham.
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Please stop calling it that.
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But I thought that was the creature's
name.
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It is.
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See, it is.
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Shut up, Axel. I liked you better when
you couldn't speak.
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Well, have you know my name isn't Axel.
It is Nigel Carruthers.
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No, it isn't. But can it be?
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Come on, dude, we gotta shoot this.
We're missing everything.
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You're really gonna try and film this?
Of course.
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Filmmaking is about seizing the reality
of the moment.
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Look at this moment. It's reality
needing to be seized.
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What's the movie about?
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Babe, it's a horror movie. We'll figure
that out after we shoot it. But you two
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lucky girls just got cast as the leads.
Me?
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You want me to be the lead in a movie?
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I've got to call my mom!
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Stop. We're going to finish this. We
started it, and we need to stop it.
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The paints.
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Mixing Laura's paints brought this thing
to life. I bet if we mix the negative
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colors together, we can kill it.
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Gray. Gray is the equivalent to nothing.
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Okay. That's the dumbest logic I've ever
heard.
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Oh, okay, but Jeff Goldblum uploading a
computer virus to an alien race in
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Independence Day made any sense?
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He was the fly, Corey.
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Dino, dropping, dropping. Wrong movie,
dude. You're all crazy.
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Come on. Let's shoot this movie and get
accepted to Fantastic Fest in Austin. I
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heard they get free barbecue to the
filmmakers.
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Stop right there. I demand treats.
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And not just licking the empty can of
tuna. I want pounds.
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The moist kind, with real crab.
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Do it now, or I will urinate in your
closet for a seventh time.
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That's what that smell is!
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So you have defeated me this time, but
I'll be back. Oh, yes!
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I'll be back!
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No one else was going to eat Nigel
Carruthers.
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British food all tastes like cardboard.
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Hmm.
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Okay, Laura, you went out there and
pretend you're like, I don't know, just
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going to the store to buy milk.
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And then, whoa, there's a huge monster
battle behind you.
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What do I need the milk for?
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Huh? Why am I buying milk?
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Hold on, hold on. Laura, you stay here.
Corey, you go out there. What? Why me?
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Because it's dangerous out there and I
don't want Laura to get hurt.
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I seriously don't like you anymore.
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Great. Use that anger in your
performance.
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What am I buying the milk for?
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I'm going to finish this right now.
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the camera to her. Free nudity! Free
nudity!
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Will someone please just tell me why I'm
buying the goddamn milk?
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Hey. Don't just stand there.
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Oh, that's just great. You missed the
shot.
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Give me the camera.
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Where did Laura go?
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Hey, Blobby.
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Don't be angry.
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Mama's here.
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Laura! No!
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Don't do it, Laura!
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For a bowl of cereal?
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I'm improv -ing, you guys!
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A bowl of cereal? I would never write
such a stock storyline.
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Ever read the pilot episode you wrote
for this show, Adam, about as original a
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storyline as Avatar?
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No offense.
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None taken.
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I liked dances with Avatar.
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Folks, it just got weirder. A strange,
quirky, but extremely cute Mexican girl
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is now petting the creature.
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Seriously, even the most amateur of
Hollywood writers couldn't come up with
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contrived and ridiculous stuff.
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Oh, enough!
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I could fix you a bowl of Frosted Flakes
if you'd like.
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Okay, okay, I know. Those get soggy too
fast.
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But what about Grape Nuts? Those always
stay crunchy and have a consistent
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texture.
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We can't afford grape nuts. Nutty
Nuggets offered the Market Basket
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brand. There's a Market Basket brand?
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No, it's Market Basket.
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Market Basket.
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No, it's Market. Why are you saying
basket? No, it's Market Basket.
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Market Basket.
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Market. Look out!
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Ah!
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Don't leave me, Blobby. I love you.
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It's a sudden stop.
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You didn't even know Blobby.
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Sometimes it only takes a moment to get
attached, Joe.
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Sometimes it only takes a moment.
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Fantastic Fest and free barbecue, here
we come.
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Don't be mad.
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What?
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So stupid.
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But, um, I might have forgot.
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Yeah, yeah, I forgot.
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Um, I didn't put the, um...
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It was such a stupid mistake.
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Idiot.
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Oh, come on. Don't scan me. You did it.
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Hey, do you guys remember Cory?
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And there you have it, my decomposing
friends. The epic conclusion to The
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88. Hey Joe, didn't you always say that
the Blob remake was the movie that made
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you want to become a filmmaker in the
first place?
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That's right, Adam. I'll never forget
the first time I saw it. I left the
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theater knowing that I had truly found
my calling. Director Chuck Russell was
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coming right off of A Nightmare on Elm
Street 3 and the man was just a genius
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the top of his game when he made this
remake.
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Such a genius that he even remembered to
put film in the cameras when he rolled.
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You're the one who forgot to put the
tape in the camera.
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Didn't realize that was the writer's
job.
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I didn't realize.
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I didn't... You're... I got nothing.
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That's right.
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Well, thanks for watching the Movie
Crypt. We know that most of you are
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to rebuild your homes right now, so the
fact that at least one or two of you
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tuned in tonight means the world.
Hopefully they catch the sons of bitches
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responsible for that whole mess.
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I tell you, kids today, I want to see
them fry.
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We'll see you next week.
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Whew.
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Where's random camera guy, anyway?
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Maybe he got eaten by Blobby.
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At least that whole mess is over.
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Sucks we lost Corey and Axel in that
disaster.
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We'll be back in next week's episode.
Don't worry about it.
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Woo!
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Lance is still here?
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Apparently so.
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And apparently his office was
miraculously fixed.
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Save you for the method board, dude.
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Hey, guys. Hey, Lance. We didn't know
you were here. We thought you evacuated.
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Yeah, that's one word for it.
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I see you survived the whole alien
invasion thing.
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Yep. That's great.
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Great.
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Okay, I'll bite.
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Wear your clothes, Lance.
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My clothes?
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You're naked.
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No, I'm not.
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I'm working on my abs and my upper
thighs.
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You know, for my ninja kicks on stage.
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Naked?
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Yeah.
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What was the deal with that alien
spaceship?
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Are you trying to change the subject?
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No.
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coming to an end.
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I didn't know.
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It's not what it looks like.
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I tripped. I fell in.
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Human race. We've been diving down.
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Good night.
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We don't need a reason. We got good
ambition.
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If you don't believe us, we can make it
a lot.
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