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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,510 --> 00:00:04,990 Welcome back to the Movie Crypt with Adam and Joe. 2 00:00:05,190 --> 00:00:08,350 Now, before we roll the hair -raising conclusion to tonight's presentation, 3 00:00:08,670 --> 00:00:12,950 Silver Bullet, in honor of this weekend's killer full moon, Adam, are 4 00:00:12,950 --> 00:00:14,170 prepared to stop a werewolf? 5 00:00:14,430 --> 00:00:18,230 I actually sleep with wolfsbane in my bedside table just in case. 6 00:00:18,770 --> 00:00:20,350 That was wolfsbane? 7 00:00:21,830 --> 00:00:24,490 Yep. So that's why it didn't work. 8 00:00:25,570 --> 00:00:27,410 You smoked my wolfsbane? 9 00:00:27,670 --> 00:00:30,790 There really are only a few ways to take out a werewolf, starting with the 10 00:00:30,790 --> 00:00:31,790 removal of the heart. 11 00:00:32,110 --> 00:00:34,670 Or the head. What else have you taken from my room? 12 00:00:35,230 --> 00:00:36,990 I may have borrowed your porn. 13 00:00:39,990 --> 00:00:43,750 I know that's not true, because I don't have any porn. 14 00:00:44,350 --> 00:00:45,910 The whores have thighs? 15 00:00:46,330 --> 00:00:48,490 That was the hills have eyes. 16 00:00:48,910 --> 00:00:50,070 No, I believe it was. 17 00:00:50,470 --> 00:00:51,570 It was. It definitely was. 18 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:55,830 And I might have been using your toothbrush ever since Tony Todd used 19 00:00:55,830 --> 00:00:57,050 time. Oh, my God. 20 00:00:57,330 --> 00:01:01,290 Now, there's also silver bullets, but did you know that in some countries they 21 00:01:01,290 --> 00:01:05,750 also consider both rye and mistletoe safeguards against a werewolf? I don't 22 00:01:05,750 --> 00:01:09,890 care. Some mythologies even cite mercury as a way to stop a lichen in its 23 00:01:09,890 --> 00:01:14,730 tracks. I hate you. Oh, my God. Now, let's see what Corey Haim does to defeat 24 00:01:14,730 --> 00:01:18,690 his werewolf in the terrifying conclusion of silver bullets. 25 00:01:18,890 --> 00:01:20,790 Oh, God. He kills the werewolf. He defeats it. 26 00:01:21,340 --> 00:01:23,700 Everybody wins. Yay. Awesome. Spoiler alert. 27 00:01:23,900 --> 00:01:27,680 Now, Corey Haim is also in License to Drive, or as it's called in Adam's 28 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:29,900 collection, License to Swallow 13. 29 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:34,620 Now, that's definitely not true. I haven't even finished License to Swallow 30 00:01:34,620 --> 00:01:35,620 yet. 31 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:41,700 I'm in debt. 32 00:01:42,020 --> 00:01:43,020 I regret. 33 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:46,540 And I haven't won the lottery yet. 34 00:01:47,620 --> 00:01:52,970 Adverse. And through the hole, I ain't got no place to go. 35 00:01:53,210 --> 00:01:57,570 Why doesn't anybody want me? 36 00:01:59,510 --> 00:02:03,730 Why doesn't anybody need me? 37 00:02:22,190 --> 00:02:23,190 Don't know. 38 00:02:23,650 --> 00:02:25,050 Don't care. 39 00:02:26,590 --> 00:02:27,930 What's that application for? 40 00:02:28,170 --> 00:02:30,910 Just an art school thing. Joe said he'd help me. 41 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:34,490 Will you help me? 42 00:02:35,610 --> 00:02:36,870 Kind of busy right now? 43 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:39,950 Please. 44 00:02:45,430 --> 00:02:46,430 Fine. 45 00:02:47,450 --> 00:02:48,550 Let me see it. 46 00:02:51,850 --> 00:02:53,250 Laura, you haven't filled out a single thing. 47 00:02:54,070 --> 00:02:55,110 Applications are hard. 48 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:57,010 Name? 49 00:02:58,010 --> 00:02:59,010 Oh. 50 00:03:00,790 --> 00:03:03,970 Let's go with, I don't know, Laura. 51 00:03:05,210 --> 00:03:06,210 You've got this. 52 00:03:07,290 --> 00:03:08,910 High level of my life. 53 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:14,450 Stop at a gas station to get a Diet Coke, and there's no carbonation in this 54 00:03:14,450 --> 00:03:16,950 all. Hi, Laura. I love you, too. 55 00:03:17,310 --> 00:03:20,130 All day, all I wanted was a Diet Coke. Seriously? 56 00:03:20,590 --> 00:03:22,190 Worst? Day ever! 57 00:03:23,010 --> 00:03:24,230 Did you even pay for that? 58 00:03:25,250 --> 00:03:26,250 It was a refill. 59 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:28,990 Did you pay for the first one? Stay out of this. 60 00:03:29,230 --> 00:03:30,370 I just need an Advil. 61 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:35,470 Uh... What the hell is this? 62 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:40,430 Those are what I call the chains of Thuck It. 63 00:03:40,930 --> 00:03:41,930 You're kidding me, right? 64 00:03:42,750 --> 00:03:43,750 Nope. 65 00:03:43,950 --> 00:03:46,030 And I'm going to be locking up the refrigerator next. 66 00:03:46,290 --> 00:03:49,350 So if you're going to take some of my Miracle Whip... You better make your 67 00:03:49,350 --> 00:03:50,289 now, dick. 68 00:03:50,290 --> 00:03:53,670 Dude, I just need to borrow an Advil. What, are you going to give it back to 69 00:03:53,670 --> 00:03:54,670 after you're done with it? 70 00:03:55,550 --> 00:03:59,070 Babe, try asking him. 71 00:03:59,850 --> 00:04:00,850 Yep, babe. 72 00:04:01,530 --> 00:04:03,230 Try asking me. 73 00:04:07,610 --> 00:04:08,610 Adam? No. 74 00:04:10,110 --> 00:04:11,910 I'm bleeding. 75 00:04:12,970 --> 00:04:13,969 I'm bleeding. 76 00:04:13,970 --> 00:04:15,710 Yeah, apparently so is Adam this week. 77 00:04:21,519 --> 00:04:22,860 Take a number. I am bleeding! 78 00:04:23,580 --> 00:04:26,660 My Diet Coke is flat! Do we really want to start this right now, Corey? 79 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:28,180 Did somebody bit you? Where? 80 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:29,920 On her arm. 81 00:04:30,180 --> 00:04:32,960 You didn't read the scripture right. No, I mean, where did it happen? 82 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:36,640 I was just walking out of the hospital and some crazy guy was being dragged in 83 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:37,640 by the EMT. 84 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:40,600 Oh, I always get so sad when E .T. goes home. 85 00:04:40,820 --> 00:04:43,160 The E .M .T.? The ambulance driver? 86 00:04:47,150 --> 00:04:48,910 Why didn't you just have them treated at the hospital? 87 00:04:49,150 --> 00:04:51,510 Have you ever waited in an emergency room? I'd be there for a week. 88 00:04:51,870 --> 00:04:53,150 Do you have any hydrogen peroxide? 89 00:04:53,790 --> 00:04:58,290 Yeah. Uh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We don't have ketchup, but we have 90 00:04:58,290 --> 00:04:59,290 hydrogen peroxide. 91 00:04:59,490 --> 00:05:00,990 As a matter of fact, yes. 92 00:05:01,730 --> 00:05:05,490 My overbearing hypochondriac mother gave it to me as part of a home terrorist 93 00:05:05,490 --> 00:05:06,590 attack package. 94 00:05:07,250 --> 00:05:09,290 She also gave me the dog's old antibiotics. 95 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:11,110 Shotzi died in high school. 96 00:05:11,370 --> 00:05:13,070 Yeah, well, my mom kept her meds. 97 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:17,520 Any chance of, uh... No painkillers, I asked. Adam, can you please hurry? 98 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:24,740 Uh, I can't. Why? 99 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:32,240 Because I locked the keys to these chains 100 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:35,700 in my bedroom. 101 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:48,399 You know what? Forget about it. 102 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:49,400 Whoa! 103 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:55,320 Sorry, that's expensive. You guys, it was so scary. I mean, this guy, he was 104 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:56,800 like a crazed animal. 105 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:59,120 He must have been high on some kind of drug. 106 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:00,880 A crazed animal? 107 00:06:01,140 --> 00:06:02,140 What? 108 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:04,560 It's a full moon. 109 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:09,320 No way. 110 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:11,219 Where's he now? 111 00:06:11,220 --> 00:06:13,940 Probably at the hospital still. Do you remember what room? 112 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:16,920 No, I could call reception and ask why. 113 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:18,219 Don't panic. 114 00:06:18,220 --> 00:06:21,560 What? Just don't panic. What is it? 115 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:23,660 It's not definite yet. 116 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:26,960 But you may have been bitten by a werewolf. 117 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:28,860 Werewolf? Run! 118 00:06:31,620 --> 00:06:33,460 A werewolf? 119 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:37,020 Seriously? How much have you guys had to drink tonight? 120 00:06:37,540 --> 00:06:40,900 Not a drop. There's no carbonation in this soda whatsoever. 121 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:42,820 Not now, Joe. 122 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:47,420 Oh, let's just make it all about the B story, huh? 123 00:06:47,780 --> 00:06:49,560 B story? What's the A storyline? 124 00:06:52,540 --> 00:06:53,540 Wow. 125 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:56,740 We're getting pretty desperate for storylines, huh? 126 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:58,160 Yeah. 127 00:06:58,620 --> 00:07:00,600 Look, there's still time to save your life. 128 00:07:00,900 --> 00:07:04,820 What? First, we need to know if the guy who bit you is really a lichen or not. 129 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:08,640 Joe and I are going to go to the hospital to investigate. You cannot be 130 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:12,160 Do you trust me? Yeah, I trust you. What are you doing? 131 00:07:16,309 --> 00:07:21,150 Do you want to be a werewolf? This is so stupid! 132 00:07:21,350 --> 00:07:23,730 Do you want to be a werewolf? Answer the question, Corey! 133 00:07:24,070 --> 00:07:25,530 No, I don't want to be a werewolf! 134 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:28,870 Then I ask you again. 135 00:07:30,650 --> 00:07:33,030 Do you trust me? 136 00:07:34,150 --> 00:07:35,430 Yes, I trust you. 137 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:48,600 If it turns out that the guy is clean, you're good. 138 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:53,200 If not, we amputate. 139 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,360 Amputate? Seriously? 140 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:57,620 And if that doesn't work, Mr. Doctor? 141 00:07:57,900 --> 00:07:58,900 We remove your head. 142 00:08:00,940 --> 00:08:02,080 I'll do it. 143 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:03,960 Gee, thanks, Laura. 144 00:08:04,380 --> 00:08:05,380 I love you. 145 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:11,720 Laura, do not let her move. No matter how much she cries, no matter how much 146 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:12,720 begs. Never. 147 00:08:20,260 --> 00:08:21,260 Don't worry, Corey. 148 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,140 There's another gas station on the way. I'll try that one. 149 00:09:02,380 --> 00:09:04,180 Are you Mark Ward? 150 00:09:04,820 --> 00:09:05,820 Yeah, who are you? 151 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:08,360 We're here to, uh, visit. 152 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:09,960 Here. 153 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:13,440 Who's Ethel? 154 00:09:15,420 --> 00:09:16,680 What the hell are you doing? 155 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:20,280 Earlier tonight, you bit a nurse when they were bringing you in here. 156 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:21,479 I did? 157 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:22,480 What nurse? 158 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:23,980 He's a werewolf. 159 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:24,799 Kill him. 160 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:25,820 Wait, who are you? 161 00:09:26,100 --> 00:09:27,100 Nurse! 162 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:29,560 Kill him quick. 163 00:09:29,620 --> 00:09:31,540 Corey will be fine if we kill the one that turned her. 164 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:35,440 Could you hold on one second? 165 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:39,680 What do I kill him with? I didn't bring a silver bullet or a gun or anything, 166 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:40,780 did you? 167 00:09:43,340 --> 00:09:44,340 Wait. 168 00:09:45,060 --> 00:09:46,060 Cut his head off. 169 00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:49,700 No, don't cut his head off. What is wrong with you? Nurse! 170 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:52,580 Hold still, guy from American Werewolf in London. 171 00:09:56,260 --> 00:10:00,600 The boy's coming back any minute. Joe will know what to do. No. No, he won't. 172 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:01,600 am not a werewolf. 173 00:10:01,660 --> 00:10:02,660 Werewolves aren't real. 174 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:08,010 Spoken like a true werewolf who tried to convince someone who is not a werewolf 175 00:10:08,010 --> 00:10:09,890 that they're not a werewolf. 176 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,110 What? 177 00:10:41,930 --> 00:10:44,910 How many more innocent people are you going to kill with your uncontrollable 178 00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:46,890 feeding? I'm not a werewolf. 179 00:10:47,630 --> 00:10:49,370 Look, I was doing bath salts, okay? 180 00:10:49,590 --> 00:10:52,190 I started partying on... What day is it? 181 00:10:52,890 --> 00:10:54,190 Sunday. It is? 182 00:10:54,830 --> 00:10:56,690 I've been high since Tuesday. Awesome. 183 00:10:58,590 --> 00:11:01,810 Hey, wolfsbane. If he smokes it, he's not a werewolf, right? 184 00:11:02,490 --> 00:11:04,630 Yeah, but the wolfsbane is in my bedroom. 185 00:11:05,890 --> 00:11:07,290 Locked in my bedroom. 186 00:11:09,450 --> 00:11:10,530 I borrowed it. 187 00:11:11,020 --> 00:11:12,960 I thought it was pot. You guys have pot? 188 00:11:13,780 --> 00:11:15,080 What else have you stolen? 189 00:11:15,860 --> 00:11:16,860 Nothing. 190 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:22,400 It's not like it was yours anyway. 191 00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:25,560 Look, if I smoke what you have, will you two freaks leave me alone? 192 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,200 Maybe. 193 00:11:27,340 --> 00:11:28,340 Yes. 194 00:11:29,060 --> 00:11:30,140 Hand me that apple. 195 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,020 I can make a bong out of anything. 196 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,320 If you untie me so I can do this. 197 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:37,680 Sorry. 198 00:11:41,390 --> 00:11:42,730 Hey, look, there's Dr. Giggles. 199 00:11:43,230 --> 00:11:44,230 Where? 200 00:11:46,030 --> 00:11:47,070 There's no Dr. 201 00:11:47,310 --> 00:11:49,850 Giggles. The doctor is not insane. 202 00:11:58,690 --> 00:12:01,630 Me? I didn't transform into a monster. 203 00:12:02,230 --> 00:12:03,850 It's still just me, Cory. 204 00:12:04,350 --> 00:12:08,230 The boys will be back any minute. I am going to pee myself any minute. 205 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:11,899 Thank God. 206 00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:13,080 You're going to unchain me? 207 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,400 No. I have to change my pants. 208 00:12:23,820 --> 00:12:24,820 Hi, Cory. 209 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:27,500 Where's Laura? 210 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,160 Untie me and I'll tell you. You killed Laura? 211 00:12:32,020 --> 00:12:33,100 What? No. 212 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,440 She's in the bathroom. 213 00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:37,080 Now please let me out of this chair. 214 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:38,940 I'm afraid we can't do that. 215 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,630 What? happened with the guy? 216 00:12:41,170 --> 00:12:42,730 Joe untied him and let him escape. 217 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:43,989 That was you. 218 00:12:43,990 --> 00:12:44,990 Just go with it. 219 00:12:45,570 --> 00:12:46,570 That was me. 220 00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:00,570 Was that supposed to do something? 221 00:13:10,570 --> 00:13:11,750 mean when she's a werewolf. 222 00:13:12,670 --> 00:13:15,450 Look, you guys, the wolf's mane didn't do anything to her. 223 00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:19,590 Plus, it's still a full moon and she hasn't changed. If she was going to 224 00:13:19,610 --> 00:13:20,610 she would have changed by now, right? 225 00:13:20,810 --> 00:13:24,170 Well, an American werewolf that doesn't change until the next full moon? 226 00:13:24,630 --> 00:13:26,650 You are not keeping me here for a month. 227 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:28,170 I'll take first watch. 228 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:31,410 If you don't let me go to the bathroom right now, I am never talking to any of 229 00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:32,410 you again, ever. 230 00:13:33,330 --> 00:13:34,470 Get the party bucket, Jo. 231 00:13:34,790 --> 00:13:35,790 The party bucket? 232 00:13:36,050 --> 00:13:39,650 Well, you know, sometimes when you got the spins and you... I am not peeing in 233 00:13:39,650 --> 00:13:40,650 bucket! 234 00:13:41,219 --> 00:13:42,680 Fine. I'll take you to the bathroom. 235 00:13:42,940 --> 00:13:44,520 No, Laura can take me. 236 00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:47,760 I really think that I should be the one to take you to the bathroom, Corey. You 237 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,580 are not watching me pee, Adam. Damn it. 238 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:51,960 Fine. 239 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:55,620 Oh, no. 240 00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:59,860 Get the party bucket, Joe. 241 00:14:38,890 --> 00:14:39,890 What are you doing? 242 00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:46,670 I was... I was... Wow. I was just making sure you were still breathing because 243 00:14:46,670 --> 00:14:49,730 you looked like you were... Yeah, you're good. You're all right. You're going to 244 00:14:49,730 --> 00:14:50,349 be okay. 245 00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:51,350 You're going to be okay. 246 00:14:51,550 --> 00:14:53,130 I was awake the whole time, you know. 247 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:57,350 I didn't actually touch you. I was just... That was only like half creepy. 248 00:14:57,350 --> 00:14:59,950 just was making sure you were... Why didn't you just kiss me? 249 00:15:00,570 --> 00:15:02,990 Why would I kiss you? 250 00:15:03,650 --> 00:15:07,190 I can't really... I'm being close to you right now. 251 00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:14,470 That's, that's, that's why I'm here. That's why we're... Yeah, we're... Could 252 00:15:14,470 --> 00:15:19,670 you... My nose itches. Can you... Thank you. 253 00:15:21,570 --> 00:15:22,570 Thank you. 254 00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:26,310 Adam, why don't you just kiss me? 255 00:15:28,830 --> 00:15:30,770 I'm telling you to kiss me. What's the matter with you? 256 00:15:31,010 --> 00:15:34,070 Well, this is just a little weird. You know what I mean? Because I was just 257 00:15:34,070 --> 00:15:36,250 like... I am chained to a chair. 258 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:47,120 Man. 259 00:16:21,610 --> 00:16:22,610 Unlock it. 260 00:16:22,630 --> 00:16:23,790 I can't. 261 00:16:24,210 --> 00:16:25,210 Why not? 262 00:16:25,650 --> 00:16:28,010 Can't you just, like, magically walk through the door? 263 00:16:28,470 --> 00:16:30,010 I'm an alien monster. 264 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,710 Not Casper, the stupid ghost. 265 00:16:33,830 --> 00:16:36,150 Friendly. Casper's a friendly ghost. 266 00:16:36,510 --> 00:16:37,710 Oh, whatever. He sucks. 267 00:16:37,970 --> 00:16:40,070 And you suck for knowing that. 268 00:16:41,010 --> 00:16:42,090 Odorous, what do I do? 269 00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:45,930 I think that Cory might have been bit by a werewolf. Seriously. 270 00:16:50,090 --> 00:16:52,010 How can you tell if somebody's a werewolf or not? 271 00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:56,630 There's an easy trick to telling if someone has been bitten by a werewolf or 272 00:16:56,630 --> 00:16:59,330 not. But it's an alien secret. 273 00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:02,130 Here, lean closer, and I'll tell you. 274 00:17:02,910 --> 00:17:03,910 What is it? 275 00:17:04,369 --> 00:17:05,369 Close up. 276 00:17:07,150 --> 00:17:08,150 Ow! Ow! 277 00:17:09,390 --> 00:17:12,650 Bitch! Why would you do something like that? You're such an... 278 00:17:20,270 --> 00:17:21,849 You're dreaming, dreaming, dreaming, dreaming, dreaming. 279 00:17:22,069 --> 00:17:23,150 Go back to sleep, sleep. 280 00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:25,950 Get back together with Adam, Adam, Adam. 281 00:17:30,990 --> 00:17:33,730 Oh, good, you're awake. 282 00:17:35,630 --> 00:17:36,630 Pervert. 283 00:17:36,870 --> 00:17:39,530 Pervert? You were the one all 15 shades of gray. 284 00:17:40,650 --> 00:17:41,650 Yeah, I don't know what that is. 285 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:54,600 You promised you're not going to do anything rash. 286 00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:57,620 I just want a shower and my bed. 287 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,940 I'm not going to do anything. Just cut me loose. 288 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:03,140 We said we were sorry. Yeah, I know. Apology accepted. 289 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,500 Do it. Wait. 290 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:05,920 What? 291 00:18:06,860 --> 00:18:09,180 Did you get highlights last night? Cut me loose. 292 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:47,840 You sit in the same spot for a long time, your legs fall asleep, and... Got 293 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:48,840 Thank you. 294 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,720 Good evening, Hollister! 295 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,440 Hey, Lance. You lost? 296 00:18:58,660 --> 00:19:03,000 Off to band practice, or maybe a full -body waxing? Nope, not tonight. 297 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:08,380 Fake Eddie Van Halen's passing a kidney stone, and the band's on hiatus until he 298 00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:09,580 pops that sucker out. 299 00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:11,380 How metal. 300 00:19:12,260 --> 00:19:13,260 Kidney stones? 301 00:19:13,470 --> 00:19:18,330 are not metal. Lance Rocket always said, drink plenty of water, watch for 302 00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:20,270 calcium buildup, and stay in school. 303 00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:22,850 Words I live by. 304 00:19:23,210 --> 00:19:25,990 To that end, always shave the tank. 305 00:19:27,930 --> 00:19:32,190 Itch. No, tonight, I'm actually gonna stay and watch your show. 306 00:19:32,410 --> 00:19:36,010 Well, you picked a good night, boss. Tonight, for our triumphant return to 307 00:19:36,010 --> 00:19:40,410 horror, we're doing a double feature of Three on a Meat Hook and Solo 2 the next 308 00:19:40,410 --> 00:19:41,670 day. Three on a what, what? 309 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:42,890 Three on a Meat Hook. 310 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:44,160 It's a cult classic. 311 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:50,320 Yeah. Yeah, second thought, maybe I should go see if 312 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:56,220 Fake Eddie needs any help passing the phone through his 313 00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:57,400 penis. 314 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,200 Penis. 315 00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:03,300 Penis! 316 00:20:06,060 --> 00:20:08,720 You sure you don't want to stay? 317 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,980 Nah, I've got this. 318 00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:12,220 Do you hear my phone? 319 00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:16,130 I think MTV's calling me. Yeah, but the movie's about to start. Yeah, it's too 320 00:20:16,130 --> 00:20:17,750 bad. You'd be great if you didn't. 321 00:20:21,290 --> 00:20:22,290 What, no woo? 322 00:20:22,870 --> 00:20:23,870 No woo. 323 00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:28,650 Welcome to the Movie Crypt. 324 00:20:28,950 --> 00:20:33,630 I'm Joe, and this is Adam, and tonight we have a double feature that is sure to 325 00:20:33,630 --> 00:20:35,150 chill you to the bone. 326 00:20:35,530 --> 00:20:41,270 That's right. We're back to our original format of all horror all the time. But 327 00:20:41,270 --> 00:20:44,740 first... We have our own little thriller to share with you all. 328 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,480 Fake Geddy Van Halen's penis? 329 00:20:48,980 --> 00:20:53,000 Actually, I was referring to our battle with the real -life werewolf. 330 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,460 Ah, yes. 331 00:20:55,820 --> 00:20:58,680 Tonight, we bring you a warning. Wait! 332 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:10,840 Somewhere in Holliston, there's a werewolf. 333 00:21:11,260 --> 00:21:12,199 On the losers. 334 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:16,700 Joe and I came face to face with the vicious beast just a few nights ago and 335 00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:18,440 barely escaped in one piece. 336 00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:20,020 It was terrifying. 337 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:24,720 Stay off the moor and beware the moon. 338 00:21:25,220 --> 00:21:31,120 Lock your doors and mind the children because he's out there waiting to feed. 339 00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:34,000 And you may be next. 340 00:21:48,780 --> 00:21:51,360 We got the good salvation. 341 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:56,740 If you don't believe us, we can make it a lot. 23854