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Dude, I've got a great idea.
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What, like that time you bought that
Chumbawamba CD and told everyone they
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going to be the next Pink Floyd?
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That was you.
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Whatever, help me finish this inventory.
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A found footage movie.
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Found footage.
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Whatever happened to true cinema and not
selling out to passing fads and trends?
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It's not selling out, it's... Evolving
with the times. Think about it. We can
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make an entire movie for literally
nothing. We have everything we need
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Dude, my scripts for movies like
Faucethead of Death and Meet the
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art, not commerce.
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Look, we can barely finish a short film
now that Kane Hodder's discovered
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Scientology and run away.
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Found footage is the way to go.
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What's the premise?
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We grab a camera, we grab the girls, we
go out to Lake Winthrop for the weekend.
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Done. No, what's the story? What's the
plot?
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You're the writer. You'll come up with
something awesome.
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What about... Ooh, how about this?
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The Holliston Hobgoblin.
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Boom! Done!
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You're welcome.
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What's a Hobgoblin?
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Well, you know, it's just like a regular
goblin, except it... Hobs.
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Trust me. 48 hours from now, we'll have
an entire movie in the can, and this
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time next year, we'll be more rich and
iconic than the Blair Witch God.
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What were their names again?
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Doesn't matter. They made millions.
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Remember Blair Witch, too?
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Stop being negative.
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This is our ticket out of here. I can
see it now.
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The Halston Hobgoblin official selection
of the Sundance Film Festival.
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Sundance is cold, though. I need to buy
a new coat. I don't have money for that.
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Plus, you need to be famous if you
actually want to go to any of the
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Even getting tickets for your own
screening. Fine.
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Official selection of the L .A.
Screamfest.
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What the hell is Screen Fest?
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Trust me, dude.
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Holliston Hobgoblin.
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The Holliston Hobgoblin.
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Lance knows we can see him, right?
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Yes.
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Yes, he does.
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I'm in debt.
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I regret.
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And I haven't won the lottery yet.
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Advert. And to the whole, I ain't got no
place to go. Why
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doesn't anybody want me?
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Why doesn't anybody need me?
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Oh, hey, there you guys are, Adam and
Laura.
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We're so wasted.
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No, no, no, not yet, not yet, not yet.
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Sorry we're taking so long, Joe.
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Cory's inside paying the tab.
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We're so wasted.
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What's with the camera? I told you, we
have to document everything for this
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trip.
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Even this?
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What does us drinking have to do with
the whole... Those here are so weird.
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no, no, no.
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Sorry. Go.
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What does us drinking have to do with
the Holliston Hobgoblin? Well, I wanted
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capture the atmosphere of this creepy
and scary town. I mean, if the Holliston
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Hobgoblin does exist, maybe the town
itself has something to do with it.
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The locals here are so weird. When I
mentioned the Holliston Hobgoblin
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that we're here from out of town working
on, they practically kicked me out.
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There's my gorgeous girlfriend.
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What was that?
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I go for lips, you give me cheek?
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Joe, wait, wait.
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Corey, Corey, you and Adam are supposed
to be boyfriend and girlfriend in the
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movie. It'll get the audience more
invested in you guys if you, when you
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later, they'll be sad and stuff. Yeah, I
know, I get that. But Joe, in Adam's
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outline, every single scene has us
making out.
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You let her read my outline? Okay, hold
on. Also, why do I have to wear this?
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Seriously? I feel like I'm wearing
floss.
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Floss? It's a great outfit. Seriously.
And look, the movie needs sex appeal,
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and, well, you're it. So, back to one.
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Okay. Uh, why can't I be the sex appeal?
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Babe, because you're the classy one.
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Oh, right. You mean she's the classy
one? What does that mean? Okay,
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here we go. In three, two, one, go.
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Come on, get up.
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I still don't understand why we needed
to rent a hotel room.
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We live here. This is stupid.
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Dude, in the Blair Witch Project, they
had a scene in a hotel room. So, come
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We got to look professional like they
are. So, hotel room.
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It was my treat.
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It was my treat.
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It was our treat.
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I paid for it.
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I'm not doing this. There's no way home
right now. Oh, you were totally doing
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it.
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And we kiss good morning.
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No more kissing.
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Holliston, Massachusetts.
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A quaint little town founded in 1724 by
the Pilgrims, Paul Revere, and Amelia
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Earhart. This town has a long and scary
history. From the mysterious balancing
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rocks you see behind me, which some say
were erected for satanic sacrifices.
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and see the tales of torture on the
farms of Cumberland, where locals still
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you can hear the screams of horror on a
full moon.
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Hey, baby, how much?
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This town has a scary, macabre, and
scary history to it. But one word still
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instills fear into the whispers of the
elders and the nightmares of children.
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The Holliston Hobgoblin.
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What you're about to hate five, hate
five.
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Oh, yeah. The Holliston Hobgoblin is
fast, kid. I remember when I was still
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smoking diesel. Me and my boy, Sully, we
used to go down Lake Winter with a
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couple tall boys so the cops wouldn't
bother us. Those motherfuckers.
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And there was this one night. I'll never
forget it.
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I don't remember exactly what happened,
but I noticed we turned around and the
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Holliston Hobgoblin is staring right
back at us, fracking.
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And we didn't run away or nothing
because there was nowhere else to drink.
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I mean, the parking lot behind the
middle school used to be a boss place to
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party, but... Then they put up that
chain -link fence, and you just couldn't
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climb back up it once you were
shattered.
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This was a big problem, you understand?
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In sixth grade, I got caught back there
doing the Armied Beat.
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The what?
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The Armied Beat, kid. It's when you lick
your armpit like it's a piece of vag,
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and with the other hand, you do beat.
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Cut! Cut!
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Okay, Laura, you, your character is the
authority on the Hobgoblin. Like, you
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have, yeah, you've dedicated your whole
life to uncovering the secret of the
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Hobgoblin because you know that the
Hobgoblin...
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ate your sister when you were a kid. No,
it's fake.
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Corey, so you're really scared by all
this. Like, this is terrifying to you.
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you're also, like, you're incredibly
horny.
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So, like, you're scared, but you're
turned on. I wouldn't be horny if I'm
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really, really scared, though. It's a
movie, Corey.
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You're supposed to be. Thank you. Okay,
and then I'm sort of, I'll be like the,
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I'm like the heroic lead, like, who,
like, kind of saves you guys.
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And then tag teams both of you when it's
over.
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So you talk about the hot brother.
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Oh.
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Here we are. I'm the authority of the
hot guy. Oh, wait, wait. You know
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help? Like, I'll cue you by being like,
wait, what was that? Like, I heard it.
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Oh, can we say it was a role? Yeah,
actually, how about this? Why don't I
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you since, you know, I'm the director?
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Action.
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Roar.
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That sounds like a hobgob. Oh, you
didn't cue me.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Action.
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Roar. Wait, sorry, she was acting
scared. You're not scared yet. You said
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scared. No, no, you're horny.
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That's what you said. You're horny until
you... Joe, did you not say that? Yeah,
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listen, listen. No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Listen, babe, babe, listen, I'm the
director, I got this, so can you please
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shut up and just get in your marks?
Whoa, you do not talk to me like that,
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Maybe,
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um, if you just tell me, okay, direct
me, and tell me where you want them to
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and then I can leave. I will walk
wherever you tell me to walk. Oh, so you
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to be the director? No, not the
director, in the scene. Tell me where to
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in... the scene and they'll follow me
there but you're not giving any
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you're just yelling at us i'll do you
one better how about this why don't you
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grab the camera and shoot really crappy
because that's what a writer usually
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does i'll step in the scene and i'll
take i'll take control of this all right
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thank you okay okay that's fine but joe
uh i'm gonna need to touch up your
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makeup i'm not wearing makeup i'm not
i'm a guy i don't need makeup adam's
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wearing makeup
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So, wait, how are we supposed to have a
sex scene with 110 and all of us in it?
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Hold up.
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Who was supposed to be in this sex
scene?
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Relax, it was Joe and Laura.
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You were supposed to go skinny dipping
and already be dead.
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Wait, I was supposed to die the first
night?
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Yeah, you read the outline.
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I mean, come on, your character's the,
you know, the revealing clothes we had
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you in and the, you know... What, the
slut?
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No, actually, I believe it was written
as whore, but slut works. Oh, whore.
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That's so much better. You know, I don't
understand why I have to be
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objectified. Why can't I play, like, you
know, like the really smart, well
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-educated, not dumb, strong -willed... I
find these
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weird symbols hanging from the trees.
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It must be from the hollis and the
hobgoblin.
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We must be getting close. I can feel it.
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What do you think they mean? This is so
creepy.
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It looks like a warning. I think it's
warning us.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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It's, uh... It's warning us, all right.
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What are you guys laughing at?
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It's warning us about, uh... A dick and
balls.
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What are you talking about?
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Dude, that is a dick and balls.
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That is a dick and balls? Am I wrong?
You're right.
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Ew. This is not a... This is not a dick
and balls. This is like a weird...
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pentagram thing it's like it's wicked no
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i've never no i've never been no no i've
never been out here before
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in my life remember you were playing
with your dick and balls i was not
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with my dick and balls these are clearly
pentagram -esque signs oh oh yeah yeah
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yeah i see it oh yeah it's a pentagram
you know I'm trying really hard out
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guys. I don't see you guys out here
putting... Joe!
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What?
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You're holding a dick and balls.
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Never
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have
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I ever had sex at my parents' house
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while they were home drinking.
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Oh.
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Come on. All right. You know what,
though? I think technically you should
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drinking to that one, too, don't you
think? Okay, fine.
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Mm -hmm. Fine, fine.
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Give it.
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You guys have the same parents?
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Okay, I never, what is it?
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Never have I ever. Never have I ever wet
the bed
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because I drank too much.
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masturbated to human centipedes. Oh, my
God! You watched me! Move on!
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Never have I ever had a sex dream about
my best friend.
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I don't want to wake everybody up, but
I'm pretty sure that there's something
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outside of our tent.
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I'm fairly alarmed here.
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Please kill Joe first.
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Please kill Joe first.
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Hey, Adam!
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Wake everybody up.
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Oh, they can't hear me, remember?
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Hey, guys!
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, I roam around here a lot at night.
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Beats the rest stops I used to hang out
at.
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Some of those guys are freaks.
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He nearly gave me a heart attack.
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An alien monster walks out of your
closet on a nightly basis, and that's no
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problem. But you run into me at a
haunted lake in the middle of the night,
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suddenly you're all scared.
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You are so lame.
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We're making a... Wait.
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Haunted lake?
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Did I say haunted? Yes, you said
haunted. Is Lake Winthrop haunted?
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I didn't say anything about it.
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Oh, is that Cory?
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Yeah, so what?
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Well, all I'm saying is that you're...
sleeping two feet away from the girl
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you've been in love with your entire
life in a tent in the middle of the
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and you're talking to me?
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Are you sure there's not something that
you want to tell me?
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It's not like that anymore. We're just
friends.
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Well, uh, what if I told you that I had
magical alien powers and that you
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could touch her anywhere you wanted to
and she wouldn't even wake up?
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Are you serious?
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Hey, I'm a magical alien from Scumdogia.
Our motto is, if a
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girl won't let you touch her, touch her
when she's passed out.
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So, I can seriously touch her anywhere,
and she
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won't wake up?
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Not until after I say the magic words.
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Mecca lecca hi.
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Mecca hi ni ho.
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Go for it.
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Mecca lecca hi.
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Mecca hi ni ho.
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What are you doing?
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There was a mosquito on your face. I got
it. Sorry.
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I thought I heard something outside of
the tent, so I just couldn't sleep
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because I was scared.
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Okay.
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Sorry. It's okay. Just go back to sleep.
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No. Wasn't my character supposed to die
last night?
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Rewrite. Not enough cool, scary stuff
has happened yet, so we've got to keep
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around just a little bit longer.
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What cool, scary stuff is going to
happen today?
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Nothing scary ever happens during the
day. Wait, you mean we have to just sit
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around here and wait for it to get dark
again?
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That's the beauty of a hard cut to a
graphic that says Night 2.
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What was that?
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Dude. Seriously?
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I hate camping.
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What was that?
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It was a fox.
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Foxes don't laugh like hobgoblins.
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Like something funny they do.
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What would a fox think was so funny
right now?
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Get out of the tent! Get out of the
tent! Go, go, go!
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Stop, stop, stop, stop. What is that?
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Laura? Oh my God, I'm going to kill you
right now.
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out here i was just trying to help make
your movie good i scared the crap out of
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us but at least not something happens in
your movie no but before it was just
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sticks and beans and cory looking bloody
now i peed my pants oh for real
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i almost did too no i actually peed my
pants
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We never have to talk about this ever
again.
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Okay, but that's too much. No, no more.
I'm going home.
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Wait, Corey.
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Corey, don't go. Where are you going?
No.
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You are seriously a douchebag.
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Really? You peed in your pants?
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If anybody should have known not to be
scared by any of this, it's you. You're
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the one who made it up. It's your story.
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Fine, okay.
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Full disclosure.
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I may have lied about lying. All right?
You happy?
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What are you talking about?
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What are you talking about right now?
Look, dude, I just wanted to add a
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authenticity to our found footage film,
okay? So I went to the library and got a
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book of local legends, and there may be
a real story about the Hobgoblin, okay?
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You jacked this story from somebody
else?
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This isn't even our thing to do any, to
sell?
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You've had me out here for three days
camping and freezing my balls off?
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For a story that we don't even own? Are
you serious right now? Shh. Do you
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really want to talk about this in the
dark right now? Yeah, I want to talk
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it. I want to know the truth right now.
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Fine. The truth about the Hobgoblin
is... Is
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that seriously how you're going to end
it?
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Well, I mean, you know, there's still a
little bit more work to be done with the
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movie. I mean, we might maybe do some
pickups or something, but that's...
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The gist of it, yeah.
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You're going to end with a graphic to go
to a website to find more information.
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Yeah, I mean, the devil inside did it,
and that made $100 million.
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I would have ended it before you found
out it was really the Mexican chick.
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I did like the part where you wet
yourself, Joe.
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You know, it really stole the fear.
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It was scary.
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And hot.
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Well, thanks for watching, boss, but we
got a show to host. Sir P's a lot.
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Well, if you guys need an opening title
song or anything, my band Diver Down
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just wrote an original Van Halen song
that would totally kick ass for this.
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What's it called?
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It's called Love It Down Your Throat.
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About all of it. We get it.
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Oh, yeah.
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00:20:44,130 --> 00:20:47,370
Well, have a good show. I gotta go rock
and roll all night.
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Ready. Party every day? I can't hear
you!
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00:20:53,660 --> 00:20:55,380
And party every day?
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You keep a shouting, you keep a
shouting!
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Welcome to the movie crypt. Joe with his
pants last night.
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I'm scared.
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But not as scared as you're all going to
be tonight during our epic double
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feature of the original Paranormal
Activity and...
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Made in Manhattan.
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One of them is the found footage
masterpiece, and the other is a total
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shit. So sit back, close your bedroom
door tightly, and get ready to scream
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head off, and then turn the channel when
the second movie starts.
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Made in Manhattan.
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Yay.
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Joe's so excited, he could just pee him.
Don't!
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We got.
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00:21:49,460 --> 00:21:55,060
If you don't believe us, we can make it.
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