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[heavy breathing]

[soft music]

? ?

Why does it take away so much

when you turn the recycling and garbage cans

to face each other?

? ?

Baby?

[sighs]

[cell phone buzzing] [sighing]

[cell phone ringing]

- Hey. - Hey, baby.

- Are you still at the house? - Yeah.

I'm on a roll getting rid of stuff.

- Okay. - Go to bed. I'm-I'm fine.

- Do you want me to come help you? I can drive over.

- No, no. I'm fine. Just go to bed. I love you.

Love you, too.

[grunting] Okay.

[grunts]

[door slams]

[trunk slams]

Hey!

Hey! Hey!

[brakes screeching]

[breathing heavily]

[pensive music]

? ?

[water splashes]

[cell phone chimes]

[scoffs]

[engine humming]

[keypad beeping]

[machine whirring]

[lock clicks]

- Hi. - Hi.

[sighs]

I can't do this.

I'm sorry.

- I apologise. - No need. Really.

I've never done this before.

Yeah, you're okay.

- You can- - Yes, some cash.

- You can call me again another time if you want.

I'm safe.

What?

I'm safe.

[woman gasping]

[moaning]

[panting]

[moaning]

[panting]

I never make conversation 'cause I get the sense

- you don't want to. - I don't.

- You're not at all curious about me?

No. Sorry.

I think you are.

You just don't want me to know about you.

- Did you just ruin this whole thing?

I hope not.

Yeah, you did.

How?

Talking isn't gonna help me.

- Why do you need help? - I don't know. You tell me.

- I don't know a thing about you.

- You don't know about my wife?

I don't know your name.

You told me it was Donnie.

- I never had to give you my-my license

or anything like that?

I knew you were harmless.

I don't know your wife's name either.

All I know is the first time we met, you wore a ring,

and I didn't see it again.

I had a wife, but she died.

I figured.

I could tell you were really sad from your messages.

- Aren't most of the guys who do this sad?

Not in the slightest.

I'm sorry your wife died.

Why would I have known?

- It was a popular story. She drove off a bridge.

We started dating in college.

When we first started dating,

she told me I could only have sex with sex workers

if she ever died.

- Forever? - I didn't ask.

[keys clacking]

[text whooshing]

[texts whooshing]

[pensive music]

? ?

[doorbell ringing]

[doorbell rings]

? ?

[doorbell rings]

[inaudible conversation]

- Well, I'll have to check my calendar for that.

[TV audience laughter, indistinct chatter]

- [door opens] - Dad.

Dad. Dad.

It's time.

? ?

[cell phone ringing]

- Sorry, actually, can I get a small pepperoni pizza

and then a large cheese pizza?

[gasps]

? ?

[crying softly]

Hey, guys, I got a-a surprise waiting at home.

Really?

- Shitty French toast? - No.

No guesses.

- Time machine? - No, it's a basketball hoop.

- To play basketball? - Mm-hmm.

- Wait, did you get a ball, too,

so we can shoot it in the goal?

- No, I thought we'd just use our imaginations.

- Wow! Cool. That's so fun. - No, I got three balls.

- I was just joking. - Three balls?

Hal, everyone can hear you.

- Dad, this is ama- - Ooh!

Ouch.

- No, I'm okay. It didn't even hurt.

- You sure, buddy? - Yeah, I'm fine.

Look.

I'm totally fine.

[groans]

- Do you see two hoops, Hal? - Yeah.

Come take a seat.

- You guys know I was good at basketball?

- No, but I assumed since you bought us a basketball hoop

when neither of us have expressed

- any interest in the sport. - What are you talking about?

You guys loved it.

We used to watch it all the time, the Warriors.

Did you watch with me, too?

- Yeah. - I don't remember that.

I haven't kept up with it,

but I think we should get back to watching

so you guys could learn how to play.

I'll teach you some of my skills.

[lighthearted music]

- I'm not seeing double anymore.

Hell, yeah!

Throw it up.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh.

[grunts]

Okay.

All right, buddy.

- Harper, what are you doing? - I'm try-

- What are you doing? - I'm trying.

[groaning]

- So close. - One more time.

- One more time. - Come on.

[groaning]

Oh.

Eh?

All right, all right, try again.

Use that hand.

- No. - [groans]

- Push it up, Hal. Just-just push it.

Okay.

You guys aren't very good.

Thanks, Dad.

Is that homework?

No.

- Is there any sports you're interested in,

besides reading?

How about tennis?

- No, not tennis. - Why?

- Because it's a rich-people sport.

It's not a team sport.

- Well, I'm not interested in other sports.

But I am interested in singing.

- Yeah, you're in the choir, right?

Yeah, but I was wondering

if maybe you would consider enrolling me in voice lessons.

- My classmate Mitali does it. - Well, isn't it...

- My classmate Mitali-

- Kind of a "you have it or don't have it" type of thing?

I guess.

But Mitali's really good, and I can tell it's because-

- I just think it's silly to be in-in a voice lesson

unless you're a pop star or in musicals or something.

- Maybe I want to start doing musicals.

Maybe I want to write some songs.

- Write pop songs? [chair scrapes]

What?

Harper, come on.

I'm just asking you what kind of songs.

Harper!

Don't be such a baby and come back here and talk to me.

[door slams]

Real mature, Harper!

Dad!

Dad! Dad!

- I hit the goal. - The rim?

- No, the net, but that's progress, right?

Yeah.

all: ? Singing ya ya yippee yippee ay ?

? Singing ya ya yippee yippee ay ?

? Singing ya ya yippee yippee ya ya ?

? Yippee yippee ya ya ?

? Yippee yippee ay, yeehaw! ?

[indistinct chatter]

- Hey, I've been meaning to tell you

that I'm sorry that I was mean to you.

I think I was just jealous and upset

that I wasn't invited to Sophie's party,

and I pre-pretended like I wasn't.

And that was stupid of me.

- Thank you. - Mm-hmm.

You're welcome.

I think you have a really pretty voice, too.

Thank you.

- My dad got us a basketball hoop.

- I have a sport court with two basketball hoops

and a tennis net.

- It's really cool. - That's awesome.

Eli's been.

It's where we have practices at our basketball team.

And the games are at the JCC.

- Wait, what? Can I join? - The team is pretty full.

Well, maybe I could try out?

- Everybody on the team is Jewish.

Oh, bummer.

- But since you're half, maybe you could join.

Oh, right. Yes.

- That'd be really fun if you can join the team.

It's really fun.

- Dad! - Hey, buddy.

Careful running so fast.

- I'm gonna be on the Matzo Ballers.

Josh and Eli are on a basketball team,

- and they I could join. - Oh, my gosh.

- But the thing is, every player on the team is Jewish.

And so I had to lie and say that I was half.

And I feel really bad about lying,

but I can't be on the team

unless I'm Jewish, so I had to lie.

- I'm sure you could still be on the team

if you're not Jewish.

Oh, I missed a lot.

- I'm going to be on a Jewish basketball team.

Mazel.

- Dad, practices are on Thursdays.

Oh, no. What time?

- 7:00 p.m. on Josh's sport court.

- Oh, okay, that's perfect, because Harper's voice lessons

are at 7:30, so it won't interfere.

You're doing voice lessons?

- You don't even know the place.

- Linda Seto. I talked to Mitali's parents.

- Harper, you're gonna be the next Miley Cyrus.

- You're already so good. - Wait, when did you hear her?

- I hear every morning in the shower.

- She sings "The Climb." And- - Shut up, Hal.

- Ow! - Hey.

Harper, are you excited?

Sure.

"Sure"?

Yeah, sure.

[crowd cheers, whistle blows on TV]

[knock at door]

- Did you order food, Dad? - No, not yet.

- How about you, hon'? - No.

Oh, fuck.

- I'm sitting tonight, right? - Oh, no. Oh, shit.

- Oh, I'm really sorry. No. - You still have to pay me.

Where are you going?

- It's nothing. I'm gonna miss it.

- Hi, Hal. - Hi, Patricia.

What is it?

- It's-it's just dinner with my editor that-

- You need to go to that. [cell phone ringing]

[sighs]

Answer.

Hi.

Sounds like you're in your car.

[distant dog barking]

I was so excited

when Jay said you were ready to get back out there.

I texted him back, like, immediately.

- Yeah, it happened pretty quick.

Yeah.

- I, uh- yeah, I feel like sometimes

that's the only way to make something happen.

- Oh, thinking ruins everything.

You know, it's, like, never the right time.

[chuckles] Do you wish we went somewhere more fun?

Uh, no, I like this.

Yeah, I've been here once.

- Do you want to hear the story? - Yeah.

- Okay, so I'm on a date with this business guy.

He's, like, very uptight, like, wearing a suit,

you know, successful business guy.

And there's a really horrible smell,

but neither of us say anything about it.

It smells like shit, like poop.

And I'm sitting there the whole time, thinking,

oh, my God, this man in a suit just shat himself.

I have to fake a call.

I leave the date, okay? I bounce.

Then I'm in the cab, and I realise,

oh, my God, I still smell it.

I had stepped in poop.

So, like, this guy is sitting there.

This poor guy is like, oh, my God,

I'm on a date with a lady who shat herself

and then left the date to what-

like, go take care of it?

- [laughs] - Yeah, wow. Sorry.

- Yeah. Dating is a land mine.

It's insane.

You would've laughed if I was better at telling the story.

I'm bad at telling stories.

- That sucks. - Yeah.

[chuckles] You have a really nice face.

Sorry?

- You have, like, just really nice eyes.

Do we need anything?

- Can I get another one of these again?

- Oh, and can I see a wine list?

- When do you think he'll be home?

- Still zero clue. Please stop asking.

- Can we play a game? - I'm reading, Hal.

- Can you tell me a joke, please?

I need a distraction.

- Knock, knock. - Come in.

No, wait. Who's there?

Another round?

Coming up.

Am I really your first date?

- No, I've had plenty of dates.

- I'm 40 years old. - [chuckles]

Here you go, sir.

- No, I mean, like, you know, since your wife...

Don't have a wife.

Harper?

I'm asleep.

- Dad still isn't home. - Sounds good.

[sighs]

I'm gonna have a bad dream, I think.

- Key word-"dream."

- What? - Oh, my God.

I'm so tired, dude.

Can I sleep in your bed?

- No. - Please?

- There's no room. - Yes, there is.

There's room for you in my bed,

and they're the same exact size.

Oh, my God. Fine.

[soft music]

? ?

- [thud] - [gasps]

[door opens, creaks]

- Hello? - Hey, Patricia.

[whispering] Hey, you guys asleep?

- Dad? - What-

[normal voice] Are you guys in the same bed?

- Hal couldn't sleep, so he came in my bed,

fell asleep, and hasn't stopped kicking me.

I've been kicking you?

- Are you guys up for a really fun idea?

- Yes! - I would like to go to sleep.

- How about a Nerf war instead?

- What? - What are you talking about?

Nerf war like Nerf guns?

- Hal, you're gonna break my eardrum.

- That's right, buddy. You up for that?

- Yes! - How?

- We don't have Nerf guns. - That's right.

We don't have Nerf guns. We have Nerf Blasters.

- No way! Blasters? - That's right, buddy.

- Harper! - And I also got charades.

And I got a board game in case you're too tired

to have a full-out Nerf war tonight.

- I'm not too tired to have an all-out Nerf war tonight.

And I want to play charades, too.

And I also want to play the board game.

- Hal, you're gonna give yourself a heart attack.

- I'm really sorry that I was kicking you in your sleep.

I didn't know I was kicking you in your sleep.

But I really want to play Nerf Blasters.

Hal! Dude.

Of course I'm gonna play.

[Lomelda's "Wonder"]

- ? When you get it, give it all you got, you said ?

? When you get it, give it all you got, you said ?

? Wanna give up, wanna call it off, you said ?

? Wonder when you'll get it or get off, you said ?

? You got a lot ?

Ah! Ah! Ah!

? Give it your all ?

? You got a lot ?

? Give it ?

- [shouting] [gun clicking]

Ah! Ah!

? ?

[indistinct chatter]

- Take one. - Okay.

Take one.

Two!

- Ooh, that means- Okay, no, you're good.

- ? Give it all you got, you said ?

- [speaks indistinctly with mouth full]

- Looks great. - Good job. Good job.

- ? Give it all you got, you said ?

Baa.

- ? Give it all you got, you said ?

? Give it all you got, you said ?

? When you get it, give it all you got, you said ?

? When you get it, give it all- ?

- [knock at door] - Who's that?

- Probably a neighbour because it's super late,

and we're being really loud.

Dad, who could that be?

- ? Give it all you got, you said, when you get it ?

? Give it all you got, you said, when you get it ?

? Give it all you got, you said, when you get it ?

? Give it all you got, you said, when you get it ?

? Give it all you got, you said ?

? You got a lot ?

? Give it your all ?

? You got a lot ?

? Give it your all ?

? You got ?

? Your all ?

? You got ?

Hello?

Do I make you happy?

[softly] Yeah.

I don't hold you back?

- [normal voice] You do.

So stop.

I am here.

For a long time,

I didn't have anyone like you to talk to.

I couldn't talk to anyone like you

about how I feel.

Becoming friends with you is new for me.

You're really kind and thoughtful with me.

I love you.

And you are on my shoulder.

I just don't want you there sometimes

'cause I have a lot of issues.

And I don't want anyone there to see.

I have been hurt.

And when I look in other people's eyes,

other than my kids,

I-I feel hurt, and I go somewhere.

But I don't want to do that anymore.

If you'll let me, I will spend the rest of my life

taking care of you and our baby.

If you give me another chance,

I promise I'll earn your trust back.

You never lost it.

I trust you.

[sighs, sniffles]

[soft music]

? ?

- Will you forgive me? - Yes.

[laughs]

[The Tallest Man on Earth's "Leading Me Now"]

? ?

- ? By the eyes of the very young ?

? It's a sudden good attack ?

? Born of weakness ?

? My horse and I carry anger forth and back ?

? But we'll make it somehow ?

? You've all what's mine ?

? And you're leading me now ?

? ?

? On the gallop to mother's few ?

? We will lose our breath and fight ?

? And you give me the look of thorns ?

? We give liars every night ?

? But I get you somehow ?

? Leave the reins inside ?

? 'Cause you're leading me now ?

? ?

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