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I can drive over. 17 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:03,620 - No, no. I'm fine. Just go to bed. I love you. 18 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:05,720 Love you, too. 19 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:24,820 [grunting] Okay. 20 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:27,700 [grunts] 21 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,660 [door slams] 22 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:31,760 [trunk slams] 23 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,320 Hey! 24 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:13,820 Hey! Hey! 25 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:17,220 [brakes screeching] 26 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:20,220 [breathing heavily] 27 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:23,220 [pensive music] 28 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:30,220 ? ? 29 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:33,480 [water splashes] 30 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:33,880 [cell phone chimes] 31 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:46,520 [scoffs] 32 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:15,060 [engine humming] 33 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:19,220 [keypad beeping] 34 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:22,240 [machine whirring] 35 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:45,420 [lock clicks] 36 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:47,520 - Hi. - Hi. 37 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:06,120 [sighs] 38 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:11,820 I can't do this. 39 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:13,860 I'm sorry. 40 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:15,860 - I apologise. - No need. Really. 41 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:17,300 I've never done this before. 42 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:19,020 Yeah, you're okay. 43 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:21,620 - You can- - Yes, some cash. 44 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:25,340 - You can call me again another time if you want. 45 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:27,340 I'm safe. 46 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:29,100 What? 47 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,200 I'm safe. 48 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:42,080 [woman gasping] 49 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:46,440 [moaning] 50 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:48,820 [panting] 51 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:51,860 [moaning] 52 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:54,920 [panting] 53 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:02,020 I never make conversation 'cause I get the sense 54 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:04,120 - you don't want to. - I don't. 55 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,900 - You're not at all curious about me? 56 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,780 No. Sorry. 57 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:12,020 I think you are. 58 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:14,160 You just don't want me to know about you. 59 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:20,140 - Did you just ruin this whole thing? 60 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,740 I hope not. 61 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:23,780 Yeah, you did. 62 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:25,880 How? 63 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:32,700 Talking isn't gonna help me. 64 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:35,260 - Why do you need help? - I don't know. You tell me. 65 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:36,820 - I don't know a thing about you. 66 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:38,660 - You don't know about my wife? 67 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:41,620 I don't know your name. 68 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:44,220 You told me it was Donnie. 69 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:46,420 - I never had to give you my-my license 70 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:47,580 or anything like that? 71 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:49,680 I knew you were harmless. 72 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:53,180 I don't know your wife's name either. 73 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:54,940 All I know is the first time we met, you wore a ring, 74 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:56,620 and I didn't see it again. 75 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:59,100 I had a wife, but she died. 76 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:01,200 I figured. 77 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:05,400 I could tell you were really sad from your messages. 78 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:10,820 - Aren't most of the guys who do this sad? 79 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,920 Not in the slightest. 80 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:17,720 I'm sorry your wife died. 81 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:21,240 Why would I have known? 82 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:25,880 - It was a popular story. She drove off a bridge. 83 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:32,220 We started dating in college. 84 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:34,020 When we first started dating, 85 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:36,220 she told me I could only have sex with sex workers 86 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:38,320 if she ever died. 87 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:42,920 - Forever? - I didn't ask. 88 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:03,240 [keys clacking] 89 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:11,720 [text whooshing] 90 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,920 [texts whooshing] 91 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:24,580 [pensive music] 92 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:31,640 ? ? 93 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:52,840 [doorbell ringing] 94 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:02,680 [doorbell rings] 95 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:13,740 ? ? 96 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:17,000 [doorbell rings] 97 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:33,320 [inaudible conversation] 98 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:40,620 - Well, I'll have to check my calendar for that. 99 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:43,600 [TV audience laughter, indistinct chatter] 100 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:51,940 - [door opens] - Dad. 101 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:55,420 Dad. Dad. 102 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:56,740 It's time. 103 00:10:56,840 --> 00:11:03,800 ? ? 104 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,200 [cell phone ringing] 105 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:48,460 - Sorry, actually, can I get a small pepperoni pizza 106 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:50,880 and then a large cheese pizza? 107 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:03,140 [gasps] 108 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:10,200 ? ? 109 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:57,160 [crying softly] 110 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:16,300 Hey, guys, I got a-a surprise waiting at home. 111 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,300 Really? 112 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,900 - Shitty French toast? - No. 113 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,100 No guesses. 114 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,660 - Time machine? - No, it's a basketball hoop. 115 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,580 - To play basketball? - Mm-hmm. 116 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,020 - Wait, did you get a ball, too, 117 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,500 so we can shoot it in the goal? 118 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,260 - No, I thought we'd just use our imaginations. 119 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:33,020 - Wow! Cool. That's so fun. - No, I got three balls. 120 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,180 - I was just joking. - Three balls? 121 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:37,560 Hal, everyone can hear you. 122 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:43,620 - Dad, this is ama- - Ooh! 123 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:44,620 Ouch. 124 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:46,580 - No, I'm okay. It didn't even hurt. 125 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:49,020 - You sure, buddy? - Yeah, I'm fine. 126 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,420 Look. 127 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,140 I'm totally fine. 128 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,420 [groans] 129 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,880 - Do you see two hoops, Hal? - Yeah. 130 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:59,260 Come take a seat. 131 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,740 - You guys know I was good at basketball? 132 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:03,020 - No, but I assumed since you bought us a basketball hoop 133 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:04,820 when neither of us have expressed 134 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:06,580 - any interest in the sport. - What are you talking about? 135 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:08,020 You guys loved it. 136 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:09,420 We used to watch it all the time, the Warriors. 137 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:10,420 Did you watch with me, too? 138 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:11,660 - Yeah. - I don't remember that. 139 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:12,820 I haven't kept up with it, 140 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:14,220 but I think we should get back to watching 141 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:15,500 so you guys could learn how to play. 142 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,180 I'll teach you some of my skills. 143 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:19,460 [lighthearted music] 144 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:20,860 - I'm not seeing double anymore. 145 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,420 Hell, yeah! 146 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:24,340 Throw it up. 147 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,440 Yeah, yeah. 148 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:33,100 Oh. 149 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,220 [grunts] 150 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,020 Okay. 151 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:39,120 All right, buddy. 152 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,420 - Harper, what are you doing? - I'm try- 153 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:45,520 - What are you doing? - I'm trying. 154 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:47,860 [groaning] 155 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,620 - So close. - One more time. 156 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,720 - One more time. - Come on. 157 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,320 [groaning] 158 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,060 Oh. 159 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,160 Eh? 160 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:06,060 All right, all right, try again. 161 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,740 Use that hand. 162 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,540 - No. - [groans] 163 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:12,420 - Push it up, Hal. Just-just push it. 164 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:14,520 Okay. 165 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,540 You guys aren't very good. 166 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,860 Thanks, Dad. 167 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:23,140 Is that homework? 168 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:24,740 No. 169 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,820 - Is there any sports you're interested in, 170 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,100 besides reading? 171 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,200 How about tennis? 172 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,340 - No, not tennis. - Why? 173 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:36,420 - Because it's a rich-people sport. 174 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:38,520 It's not a team sport. 175 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,540 - Well, I'm not interested in other sports. 176 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,820 But I am interested in singing. 177 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:48,060 - Yeah, you're in the choir, right? 178 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,220 Yeah, but I was wondering 179 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:52,620 if maybe you would consider enrolling me in voice lessons. 180 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,820 - My classmate Mitali does it. - Well, isn't it... 181 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,300 - My classmate Mitali- 182 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,600 - Kind of a "you have it or don't have it" type of thing? 183 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:58,980 I guess. 184 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,500 But Mitali's really good, and I can tell it's because- 185 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,580 - I just think it's silly to be in-in a voice lesson 186 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:06,020 unless you're a pop star or in musicals or something. 187 00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:07,820 - Maybe I want to start doing musicals. 188 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,620 Maybe I want to write some songs. 189 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:12,220 - Write pop songs? [chair scrapes] 190 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:14,180 What? 191 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:15,620 Harper, come on. 192 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:18,500 I'm just asking you what kind of songs. 193 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:19,940 Harper! 194 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,580 Don't be such a baby and come back here and talk to me. 195 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,620 [door slams] 196 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:26,880 Real mature, Harper! 197 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,700 Dad! 198 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,540 Dad! Dad! 199 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,900 - I hit the goal. - The rim? 200 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,020 - No, the net, but that's progress, right? 201 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:39,340 Yeah. 202 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:42,820 all: ? Singing ya ya yippee yippee ay ? 203 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:47,260 ? Singing ya ya yippee yippee ay ? 204 00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:51,620 ? Singing ya ya yippee yippee ya ya ? 205 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,540 ? Yippee yippee ya ya ? 206 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,180 ? Yippee yippee ay, yeehaw! ? 207 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:59,340 [indistinct chatter] 208 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,220 - Hey, I've been meaning to tell you 209 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:05,260 that I'm sorry that I was mean to you. 210 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:08,020 I think I was just jealous and upset 211 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,180 that I wasn't invited to Sophie's party, 212 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,620 and I pre-pretended like I wasn't. 213 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,620 And that was stupid of me. 214 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,780 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 215 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:19,260 You're welcome. 216 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:22,020 I think you have a really pretty voice, too. 217 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,300 Thank you. 218 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,700 - My dad got us a basketball hoop. 219 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:29,020 - I have a sport court with two basketball hoops 220 00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:30,620 and a tennis net. 221 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,380 - It's really cool. - That's awesome. 222 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:33,700 Eli's been. 223 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,180 It's where we have practices at our basketball team. 224 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,700 And the games are at the JCC. 225 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,460 - Wait, what? Can I join? - The team is pretty full. 226 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:40,940 Well, maybe I could try out? 227 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:43,020 - Everybody on the team is Jewish. 228 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:44,420 Oh, bummer. 229 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:46,680 - But since you're half, maybe you could join. 230 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,260 Oh, right. Yes. 231 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,420 - That'd be really fun if you can join the team. 232 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,520 It's really fun. 233 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,140 - Dad! - Hey, buddy. 234 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,460 Careful running so fast. 235 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,020 - I'm gonna be on the Matzo Ballers. 236 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:08,420 Josh and Eli are on a basketball team, 237 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:09,860 - and they I could join. - Oh, my gosh. 238 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:12,220 - But the thing is, every player on the team is Jewish. 239 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,060 And so I had to lie and say that I was half. 240 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:15,300 And I feel really bad about lying, 241 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:16,420 but I can't be on the team 242 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:17,580 unless I'm Jewish, so I had to lie. 243 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:18,740 - I'm sure you could still be on the team 244 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:19,740 if you're not Jewish. 245 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,580 Oh, I missed a lot. 246 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:24,660 - I'm going to be on a Jewish basketball team. 247 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,540 Mazel. 248 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,900 - Dad, practices are on Thursdays. 249 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,300 Oh, no. What time? 250 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,780 - 7:00 p.m. on Josh's sport court. 251 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,540 - Oh, okay, that's perfect, because Harper's voice lessons 252 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,420 are at 7:30, so it won't interfere. 253 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:37,580 You're doing voice lessons? 254 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:39,220 - You don't even know the place. 255 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:41,860 - Linda Seto. I talked to Mitali's parents. 256 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,540 - Harper, you're gonna be the next Miley Cyrus. 257 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,540 - You're already so good. - Wait, when did you hear her? 258 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:46,820 - I hear every morning in the shower. 259 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,780 - She sings "The Climb." And- - Shut up, Hal. 260 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,220 - Ow! - Hey. 261 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:53,100 Harper, are you excited? 262 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,220 Sure. 263 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,500 "Sure"? 264 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,340 Yeah, sure. 265 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:02,480 [crowd cheers, whistle blows on TV] 266 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,820 [knock at door] 267 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,420 - Did you order food, Dad? - No, not yet. 268 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,680 - How about you, hon'? - No. 269 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:33,740 Oh, fuck. 270 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:36,020 - I'm sitting tonight, right? - Oh, no. Oh, shit. 271 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:38,860 - Oh, I'm really sorry. No. - You still have to pay me. 272 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,140 Where are you going? 273 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,580 - It's nothing. I'm gonna miss it. 274 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,660 - Hi, Hal. - Hi, Patricia. 275 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,180 What is it? 276 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,020 - It's-it's just dinner with my editor that- 277 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,460 - You need to go to that. [cell phone ringing] 278 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,140 [sighs] 279 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:52,860 Answer. 280 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,960 Hi. 281 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:58,500 Sounds like you're in your car. 282 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:01,560 [distant dog barking] 283 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,180 I was so excited 284 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,260 when Jay said you were ready to get back out there. 285 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,820 I texted him back, like, immediately. 286 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,220 - Yeah, it happened pretty quick. 287 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:14,220 Yeah. 288 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,220 - I, uh- yeah, I feel like sometimes 289 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,100 that's the only way to make something happen. 290 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:21,220 - Oh, thinking ruins everything. 291 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:23,380 You know, it's, like, never the right time. 292 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:26,460 [chuckles] Do you wish we went somewhere more fun? 293 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,540 Uh, no, I like this. 294 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:29,740 Yeah, I've been here once. 295 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,820 - Do you want to hear the story? - Yeah. 296 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:35,380 - Okay, so I'm on a date with this business guy. 297 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:37,900 He's, like, very uptight, like, wearing a suit, 298 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,340 you know, successful business guy. 299 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:43,620 And there's a really horrible smell, 300 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,140 but neither of us say anything about it. 301 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,900 It smells like shit, like poop. 302 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,020 And I'm sitting there the whole time, thinking, 303 00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:54,620 oh, my God, this man in a suit just shat himself. 304 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,020 I have to fake a call. 305 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,220 I leave the date, okay? I bounce. 306 00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:00,780 Then I'm in the cab, and I realise, 307 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:03,220 oh, my God, I still smell it. 308 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,680 I had stepped in poop. 309 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,060 So, like, this guy is sitting there. 310 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,620 This poor guy is like, oh, my God, 311 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,820 I'm on a date with a lady who shat herself 312 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,380 and then left the date to what- 313 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,660 like, go take care of it? 314 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:18,660 - [laughs] - Yeah, wow. Sorry. 315 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:21,100 - Yeah. Dating is a land mine. 316 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,300 It's insane. 317 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,020 You would've laughed if I was better at telling the story. 318 00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:28,260 I'm bad at telling stories. 319 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:29,860 - That sucks. - Yeah. 320 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,300 [chuckles] You have a really nice face. 321 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:33,540 Sorry? 322 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,680 - You have, like, just really nice eyes. 323 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:40,940 Do we need anything? 324 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,620 - Can I get another one of these again? 325 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,720 - Oh, and can I see a wine list? 326 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,260 - When do you think he'll be home? 327 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:50,900 - Still zero clue. Please stop asking. 328 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,020 - Can we play a game? - I'm reading, Hal. 329 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:54,540 - Can you tell me a joke, please? 330 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,060 I need a distraction. 331 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,820 - Knock, knock. - Come in. 332 00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,920 No, wait. Who's there? 333 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,020 Another round? 334 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:06,120 Coming up. 335 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,820 Am I really your first date? 336 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,620 - No, I've had plenty of dates. 337 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,580 - I'm 40 years old. - [chuckles] 338 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:15,860 Here you go, sir. 339 00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:19,240 - No, I mean, like, you know, since your wife... 340 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,920 Don't have a wife. 341 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:25,700 Harper? 342 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,060 I'm asleep. 343 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,260 - Dad still isn't home. - Sounds good. 344 00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:31,500 [sighs] 345 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:33,620 I'm gonna have a bad dream, I think. 346 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,060 - Key word-"dream." 347 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,620 - What? - Oh, my God. 348 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:38,720 I'm so tired, dude. 349 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,780 Can I sleep in your bed? 350 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,220 - No. - Please? 351 00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:44,420 - There's no room. - Yes, there is. 352 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:45,820 There's room for you in my bed, 353 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,220 and they're the same exact size. 354 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:48,420 Oh, my God. Fine. 355 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:51,420 [soft music] 356 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:58,200 ? ? 357 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:13,720 - [thud] - [gasps] 358 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,740 [door opens, creaks] 359 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:33,440 - Hello? - Hey, Patricia. 360 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,780 [whispering] Hey, you guys asleep? 361 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,740 - Dad? - What- 362 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:51,340 [normal voice] Are you guys in the same bed? 363 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,260 - Hal couldn't sleep, so he came in my bed, 364 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,140 fell asleep, and hasn't stopped kicking me. 365 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:56,260 I've been kicking you? 366 00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:57,820 - Are you guys up for a really fun idea? 367 00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:59,740 - Yes! - I would like to go to sleep. 368 00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:01,100 - How about a Nerf war instead? 369 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,660 - What? - What are you talking about? 370 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:03,820 Nerf war like Nerf guns? 371 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,380 - Hal, you're gonna break my eardrum. 372 00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:06,740 - That's right, buddy. You up for that? 373 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:07,780 - Yes! - How? 374 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,420 - We don't have Nerf guns. - That's right. 375 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,580 We don't have Nerf guns. We have Nerf Blasters. 376 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,620 - No way! Blasters? - That's right, buddy. 377 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,420 - Harper! - And I also got charades. 378 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,020 And I got a board game in case you're too tired 379 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:18,580 to have a full-out Nerf war tonight. 380 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,420 - I'm not too tired to have an all-out Nerf war tonight. 381 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,740 And I want to play charades, too. 382 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:23,060 And I also want to play the board game. 383 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:24,500 - Hal, you're gonna give yourself a heart attack. 384 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:26,020 - I'm really sorry that I was kicking you in your sleep. 385 00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:27,500 I didn't know I was kicking you in your sleep. 386 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,060 But I really want to play Nerf Blasters. 387 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,300 Hal! Dude. 388 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:32,740 Of course I'm gonna play. 389 00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:34,780 [Lomelda's "Wonder"] 390 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:39,300 - ? When you get it, give it all you got, you said ? 391 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:43,500 ? When you get it, give it all you got, you said ? 392 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:47,900 ? Wanna give up, wanna call it off, you said ? 393 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:52,300 ? Wonder when you'll get it or get off, you said ? 394 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:55,420 ? You got a lot ? 395 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,500 Ah! Ah! Ah! 396 00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:02,900 ? Give it your all ? 397 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:08,420 ? You got a lot ? 398 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,220 ? Give it ? 399 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,900 - [shouting] [gun clicking] 400 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,660 Ah! Ah! 401 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:22,420 ? ? 402 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:25,200 [indistinct chatter] 403 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:29,620 - Take one. - Okay. 404 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,340 Take one. 405 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:32,460 Two! 406 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,140 - Ooh, that means- Okay, no, you're good. 407 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:37,220 - ? Give it all you got, you said ? 408 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:39,900 - [speaks indistinctly with mouth full] 409 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,220 - Looks great. - Good job. Good job. 410 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:45,740 - ? Give it all you got, you said ? 411 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:46,780 Baa. 412 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:50,780 - ? Give it all you got, you said ? 413 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,620 ? Give it all you got, you said ? 414 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:57,940 ? When you get it, give it all you got, you said ? 415 00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:00,060 ? When you get it, give it all- ? 416 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,780 - [knock at door] - Who's that? 417 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:04,820 - Probably a neighbour because it's super late, 418 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,300 and we're being really loud. 419 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,400 Dad, who could that be? 420 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:16,420 - ? Give it all you got, you said, when you get it ? 421 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:20,340 ? Give it all you got, you said, when you get it ? 422 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:25,100 ? Give it all you got, you said, when you get it ? 423 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:29,300 ? Give it all you got, you said, when you get it ? 424 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,380 ? Give it all you got, you said ? 425 00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:37,780 ? You got a lot ? 426 00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:43,420 ? Give it your all ? 427 00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:48,580 ? You got a lot ? 428 00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:54,700 ? Give it your all ? 429 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:59,020 ? You got ? 430 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:03,220 ? Your all ? 431 00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:09,120 ? You got ? 432 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,320 Hello? 433 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,540 Do I make you happy? 434 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,640 [softly] Yeah. 435 00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,600 I don't hold you back? 436 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:45,880 - [normal voice] You do. 437 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,800 So stop. 438 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,440 I am here. 439 00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,420 For a long time, 440 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:06,080 I didn't have anyone like you to talk to. 441 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,700 I couldn't talk to anyone like you 442 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,800 about how I feel. 443 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:18,560 Becoming friends with you is new for me. 444 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:25,120 You're really kind and thoughtful with me. 445 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,100 I love you. 446 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,220 And you are on my shoulder. 447 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:38,020 I just don't want you there sometimes 448 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,440 'cause I have a lot of issues. 449 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,680 And I don't want anyone there to see. 450 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,200 I have been hurt. 451 00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:57,020 And when I look in other people's eyes, 452 00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,620 other than my kids, 453 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:02,480 I-I feel hurt, and I go somewhere. 454 00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,460 But I don't want to do that anymore. 455 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:10,020 If you'll let me, I will spend the rest of my life 456 00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:12,540 taking care of you and our baby. 457 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:13,820 If you give me another chance, 458 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,420 I promise I'll earn your trust back. 459 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,520 You never lost it. 460 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:22,860 I trust you. 461 00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:25,860 [sighs, sniffles] 462 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,940 [soft music] 463 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:36,040 ? ? 464 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:02,820 - Will you forgive me? - Yes. 465 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:04,920 [laughs] 466 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:13,220 [The Tallest Man on Earth's "Leading Me Now"] 467 00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:20,280 ? ? 468 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,780 - ? By the eyes of the very young ? 469 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:36,620 ? It's a sudden good attack ? 470 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,220 ? Born of weakness ? 471 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:42,140 ? My horse and I carry anger forth and back ? 472 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:45,180 ? But we'll make it somehow ? 473 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:48,620 ? You've all what's mine ? 474 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:51,740 ? And you're leading me now ? 475 00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:58,800 ? ? 476 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:07,020 ? On the gallop to mother's few ? 477 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:11,020 ? We will lose our breath and fight ? 478 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:14,020 ? And you give me the look of thorns ? 479 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,620 ? We give liars every night ? 480 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,620 ? But I get you somehow ? 481 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:23,020 ? Leave the reins inside ? 482 00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,620 ? 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