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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:10,560 ? ? 2 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:13,840 - I felt like sleeping under your bed. 3 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:24,600 ? ? 4 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:32,260 [speaking indistinctly] 5 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:35,320 [indistinct chatter] 6 00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:40,500 [retching] 7 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:47,560 ? ? 8 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,320 [laughs] 9 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:01,380 - Oh. - Oh! 10 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:02,380 We met last time. 11 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:04,140 - Oh. All right. - Yes. Yeah 12 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:07,140 [indistinct conversation] 13 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:13,200 ? ? 14 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:18,180 [indistinct chatter] 15 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:24,620 ? ? 16 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:28,620 [lively chatter] 17 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:35,260 ? ? 18 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:40,220 ? I don't wanna go yet ? 19 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:44,660 ? I don't wanna come yet ? 20 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:47,260 ? Lying on your chest ? 21 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:49,220 Thanks. 22 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:53,820 ? I think I know you best ? 23 00:01:53,920 --> 00:02:00,820 ? ? 24 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:04,500 [indistinct chatter] 25 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:06,620 [laughter] 26 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:13,680 ? ? 27 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:47,060 - Yo. - Stop. No. 28 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:54,120 ? ? 29 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:29,820 ? I don't wanna go yet ? 30 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:34,700 ? I don't wanna come yet ? 31 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:39,100 ? Lying on your chest ? 32 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:43,620 ? I think I know you best ? 33 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:50,480 ? ? 34 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:58,100 [indistinct chatter, laughter] 35 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:05,160 ? ? 36 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:14,460 - Is it bad that I can't even remember what I was last year? 37 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:16,560 Seriously? 38 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:20,420 Yeah. 39 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:22,660 We were "Top Gun." 40 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,340 - You were Goose. - Hmm. 41 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:27,060 - Remember how aggressive you were about everyone... 42 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:28,820 [laughing] Calling you Goose? 43 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,180 - Yeah, because I was Goose's son. 44 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:33,060 Bitch, you just called me Goose, too. 45 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:34,900 - I did. - I was Miles Teller. 46 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,620 I had the moustache. You had the aviators. 47 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:39,820 You were Glen Powell in the situation. 48 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:41,300 I liked you in a moustache. 49 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,380 - You looked really hot in aviators. 50 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:45,020 - Everyone looks hot in aviators. 51 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:47,480 - No, no, this was the first time aviators made me... 52 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:51,160 Like, actively so horny. 53 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:55,080 Do I still make you horny? 54 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:59,960 Try me. 55 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:24,760 - I was thinking about freshman year Halloween. 56 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:30,140 - I was thinking about sophomore year Halloween, 57 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:34,260 when we dressed up as Carrie & Lowell. 58 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:37,140 - [laughter] - Why did we do that? 59 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:39,240 I don't know. 60 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:42,860 What? 61 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:44,780 - What? - What happened? 62 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:46,880 Nothing. 63 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,800 Nothing. 64 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:54,760 - Is it open? - Yeah. 65 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:58,260 - Oh, my God. - Oh, what's up? 66 00:05:58,360 --> 00:05:59,740 Hi. 67 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:01,460 - It's a baby on the loose. - Hi. 68 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:02,820 - Hey. She's with me. 69 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:04,300 - Oh, my God, I really want to pick her up. 70 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:05,820 - But I don't want to scare you. - Yeah, you can pick her up. 71 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:07,460 It's way past our bedtime. 72 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:08,620 All conventions are out the window. 73 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:10,340 - Oh, yeah. She wants Mommy. 74 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:11,460 She just started walking, 75 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:12,700 so I can't put her in her stroller anymore. 76 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:13,740 She just cries and cries and cries. 77 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:14,780 - Look at that. - What? 78 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:15,820 - What? - Aw. 79 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:17,060 - Look at that. - That's a little scary. 80 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:18,860 - That-that- - Do we know each other? 81 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,060 Yes, Harper's brother. 82 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:21,260 Oh, my God. 83 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:22,500 Yeah. 84 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:23,620 This is Abby. 85 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:24,900 This is, um, Audrey. 86 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,380 - She works with my sister. - Hi. 87 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:27,820 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 88 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,740 - I don't know these cuties, though. 89 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:32,500 - Oh, yeah, these cuties. This is Nathan and Ruby. 90 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,700 - Hi, Ruby and Nathan. [Ruby squealing] 91 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,180 Hi, sweeties. 92 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:37,860 - I got five stitches on my hand. 93 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:39,420 - What? How'd that happen? - Oh, my goodness. 94 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:42,020 - I "slidded" on a wall. - You "slidded" on a wall? 95 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:44,420 Dude, we're brothers. 96 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:47,580 - [gasps] - "Slidded" on a wall, too. 97 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:48,860 What? 98 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:51,820 You guys are boo-boo brothers. How cool is that? 99 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:53,260 Hey, do you want to ask them 100 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,060 to help you pick out a costume? 101 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:57,060 - Will you help me pick my costume? 102 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:59,160 - Yeah, homey. - Duh. 103 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:03,940 - Thank you for pushing that. - Yeah, of course. 104 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:06,860 [Ruby babbling] 105 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:09,180 - What are you- - What are you doing here? 106 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:10,820 - Have you been here? - I was just here. 107 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:12,820 I left my card in the thing because I'm so out of it. 108 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:14,820 - What are you doing here? - We all five came together. 109 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:16,140 [laughter] 110 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:17,500 - Hi. - Hi. 111 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:18,940 - Oh, my God, this is Abby. - Hi. 112 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:20,540 - You haven't met Abby. - Hi, I'm Harper. 113 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:21,660 Nice to meet you. 114 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:22,900 - I haven't met your cuties yet. 115 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,060 - I know. This is kind of an unfortunate time 116 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:26,940 to meet them, because they're so, so tired. 117 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:28,580 - Are you friends with my mommy? 118 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:30,540 - Yes, I am. I work with your mom. 119 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:33,580 And she tells me all the time about Nathan. 120 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,260 - My name is Nathan. - Yeah? 121 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:36,820 She talks about you all the time. 122 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:38,540 She loves you so much. [Ruby crying] 123 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:40,660 - Do you work with my mommy? - I do, yeah. 124 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,420 - Yes, baby, when Mommy goes to the office, 125 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:43,740 Harper is there. 126 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:45,620 - Do you have to go home? - I have to go- 127 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:47,140 Do you need help with your stuff to your car? 128 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:48,580 - No, no, no. No, you go. 129 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:49,580 - Are you sure you don't need help? 130 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:50,540 - Yes. - Okay. 131 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:52,260 - I'm happy you got to meet them. 132 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:54,420 - Me too. - [chuckling] 133 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:56,140 [car door opens] 134 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:58,620 - God, that took forever. - Yeah, sorry. 135 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:01,620 - Hal was in there. You can go. - Hal was inside? 136 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:03,540 - Yeah, it was weird- with that girl, Abby. 137 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:05,220 - Do you want to, like, see him? 138 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,320 - No, I saw him earlier. It's fine. 139 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:19,240 [sighs softly] 140 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:33,260 - So what are you guys doing for Halloween? 141 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:36,420 - We are getting candy in the morning. 142 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:40,300 And other than that, I don't know. 143 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,400 Your last one. 144 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:46,280 What? 145 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:50,260 - You know, last Halloween without your little- 146 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:51,820 Oh, right, yeah. 147 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:54,020 Yes, I guess. 148 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:56,800 [TV plays indistinctly] 149 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:39,620 [loud moaning plays on computer] 150 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:41,920 [moaning stops] 151 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:49,620 Did you fart? 152 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:51,720 Hmm? 153 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:55,780 - Did you poop, or did you fart? 154 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:57,460 What? Go back to bed. 155 00:09:57,560 --> 00:09:59,600 [laughter] 156 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:24,720 Mm. 157 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:30,620 Did you go to the couch to watch porn? 158 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:33,300 - Stop it. Shut up. Did you hear that? 159 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,260 - Did I hear two girls scissoring 160 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:37,060 and screaming at 4:00 a.m.? 161 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:38,260 Yeah. 162 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:40,260 - I-I-I went to click on something, 163 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:42,100 and then it started playing full volume, so I just- 164 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:43,620 I just shut it off. 165 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:45,380 I couldn't sleep. 166 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:47,260 - I'm sorry you couldn't sleep. 167 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:49,360 It's okay. 168 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:56,380 - I found your cigarettes. - In my backpack? 169 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:59,040 - Why are you smoking again? Stop that. 170 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,420 Okay. 171 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:06,880 - Want me to make you a smoothie? 172 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,440 Take these off. 173 00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:59,440 [sighs] 174 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:02,740 - Do I remember you giving me Advil 175 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:04,060 in the middle of the night? 176 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:05,620 - I woke up with a murderous headache. 177 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:07,420 Then I took some, and then I forced you to take some. 178 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:10,940 - Thank God. Thank you. 179 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:13,680 - Hey, I don't want to see anybody else. 180 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:19,120 Like, I want to be exclusive or whatever. 181 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:22,180 Sorry. 182 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:23,640 We can have this conversation when you're more awake. 183 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:25,380 - I just-I was thinking. - No, I'm awake. 184 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:27,380 I'm just like, well, yeah. 185 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,420 Well, yeah, what? 186 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:31,520 - Well, yeah, we've been exclusive. 187 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:37,080 Well, no, actually. 188 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:42,820 - What, you've hooked up with somebody? 189 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:45,420 - I mean, I- 190 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:47,820 I haven't, like, had sex with anybody else, 191 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:51,620 but, I mean, I-I think I kissed somebody. 192 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,820 - You-you think? 193 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,420 Like, you- like, what do you mean? 194 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,100 Like, somebody drugged you, and you think 195 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,820 they could have kissed you? What does that mean? 196 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:00,340 - Why are you saying "think"? - Lower your voice. 197 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:01,900 - You actually kissed somebody? 198 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,060 Since when? 199 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,100 - You're really asking since when? 200 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,100 - We never had this conversation. 201 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,300 - Okay, yeah, but, like, you kissed somebody? 202 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,260 - Yes. Yeah. 203 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:12,940 - When? How? 204 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:14,620 I'm, like-I'm always with you. 205 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:17,100 When-like, are you kissing someone during lunch? 206 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,060 No, it wasn't a lunch kiss. 207 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:21,140 This isn't fucking funny. 208 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,500 Okay, never mind. 209 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,260 Let's just forget I ever said anything. 210 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,820 - Yeah, let's forget you said anything. 211 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:28,060 - Okay, good. Yeah, leave. That's a great idea. 212 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:29,740 Fuck you, Abby. 213 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:32,380 Nice. Leave! 214 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,480 [door opens] 215 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,420 I'm just trying to remember 216 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,520 what I was like before I met you. 217 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:46,260 I remember I was about to drop out, 218 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,480 and then I remember I saw your face. 219 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:53,920 Then we just dove in, and everything got so much better. 220 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,060 Like, I was in the middle of a self-crisis, 221 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:00,160 but you loved me. 222 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,060 But I just never dealt with myself. 223 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:06,160 I never figured out... 224 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,820 - I think it's okay that we weren't 225 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:13,040 fully formed individuals when we met. 226 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:17,420 You can figure out who you are, 227 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:19,520 and we don't have to break up because of it. 228 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:24,420 I think we just have to try. 229 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:27,420 I really want to try. 230 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:30,940 And I want you to want to try. 231 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,940 [soft music] 232 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,820 ? ? 233 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:38,260 - Good? - Yeah. 234 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,380 We could do a little sprinkle of chia in there. 235 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,900 [laundry machines humming] 236 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,520 [distant horn honking] 237 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:53,900 - Want to go in? - Do you? 238 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,620 [distant dog barking] 239 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:59,260 - [baby babbling] - It's a fresh baby. 240 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:03,100 - Holy cow. That is a tiny one. 241 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:06,160 [indistinct chatter] 242 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:22,160 This is nice. 243 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:34,720 I love this backyard so much. 244 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,620 - My mom's brother texted and said 245 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:43,360 that he could talk right now, so I feel like I should. 246 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:47,060 Okay. 247 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,160 - Okay? - Yeah. 248 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,540 Hey. 249 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:57,260 - Hope the call goes well. - Thank you. 250 00:15:57,360 --> 00:16:00,260 [indistinct chatter continues] 251 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,260 [soft music] 252 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:10,320 ? ? 253 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,240 No, I've never been. 254 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:26,320 I live-yeah-in LA right now. 255 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,820 [sniffles] 256 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:35,780 ? ? 257 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,740 [line trilling] 258 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,080 [line beeping] 259 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,260 [line trilling] 260 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:48,420 No, I want to- 261 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:55,080 ? ? 262 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:10,260 - Guys, what are we doing? It's Halloween. 263 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:11,300 Scary movie. 264 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,540 - I put candy outside for the kids. 265 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:15,460 - It's our last college Halloween. 266 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:16,540 We have to go out. 267 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,140 - Freshman year Halloween was plenty. 268 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,220 - [mockingly] Freshman Halloween was plenty. 269 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:21,620 - Do you guys have costumes? - No. 270 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,260 Sorry, we're not seven years old 271 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:25,060 and have costumes just, like, waiting around. 272 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,540 - Oh, I wasn't talking to you, nerd. 273 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:27,860 I don't got a costume. 274 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:29,620 - I could dig something up. - I really need you to. 275 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:31,660 - I need to go out. - Then go out. 276 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,420 - What's your damage? - No damage. 277 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,060 I'm chilling, watching a movie. 278 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:37,020 - Did I miss fantasy football again last week? 279 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,340 - I mean, yeah, you did, but I don't fucking care. 280 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:39,700 - It seems like you really care. 281 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,140 I actually really don't. 282 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:42,820 I just don't want to dress up like a bitch. 283 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:45,740 [faint pop music playing] 284 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:48,020 [lively chatter] 285 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:53,780 ? ? 286 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:55,780 - Harper, does this bitch know? 287 00:17:55,880 --> 00:18:00,220 Does she know that she is a literal queen? 288 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:01,580 I think she does. 289 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:05,820 - Girl, I don't think you know this shining face, 290 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:07,940 this ship would sink without you. 291 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:11,620 And I just-I need you to know that you're beautiful 292 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:14,620 and perfect and fun, and you make us all so happy. 293 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:17,380 - Thank you. You're so sweet. - You're-[squeals] 294 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:19,300 - No work is good enough for you. 295 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,620 Stop complaining. 296 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,180 ? So, so much, baby ? 297 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,280 ? Baby ? 298 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,180 - We didn't have to leave so early. 299 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,740 - I told you, I want to hand out candy. 300 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:33,780 - No kid is gonna come to our apartment complex. 301 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,480 - You don't know that. - Okay. 302 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:44,420 - Wait, I think that's- I think that's Eaglewood pool. 303 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:45,860 Huh? 304 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,500 - Wait, sir, I'm sorry, could you just- 305 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,300 could you let us out right here? 306 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,260 Sir, could you just let us out right here? 307 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:52,420 I need you to focus and commit. 308 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:53,580 Yes, okay. 309 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:55,060 - God, do you remember this place? 310 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,620 No, I'm hammered right now. 311 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,940 - I remember it was our third time making out. 312 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:01,360 - Oh, my God, this fence. - Yeah. 313 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,800 What? 314 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,920 - Let's go. - [chuckles] 315 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,120 Yikes. 316 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,900 - Isn't, like, when you go back to an old spot 317 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,180 supposed to feel smaller? 318 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,260 - Yeah, this is way taller than I remember. 319 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,380 - Must've really wanted to make out in that pool. 320 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,140 How did we get over this? 321 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,260 [sighs] 322 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:47,700 - You've- - [grunts] I think I got it. 323 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,060 - I'm spotting you. - [grunting] 324 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,420 Please be careful. 325 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,820 - Watching your foot. - [grunting] Ah. 326 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,920 Hey, hey, hey. 327 00:19:56,800 --> 00:20:00,420 - Okay. [grunts, sighs] 328 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,500 - Fuck off right now. - [laughs] 329 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:03,860 Okay, I can help you. 330 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,900 - How are you going to help me? 331 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,340 - [laughs] It's easier than you think. 332 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,620 Put your foot. Now use your legs. 333 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,260 - I'm trying. - You can do it. 334 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,300 - You got it. You got it. - [laughs] 335 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:14,420 Yes. 336 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:17,140 - [laughs] Use-use your legs to- - I can't. 337 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,740 - Yes. - No, no. I'm too drunk. 338 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,820 - You were drunk last time. - I'm older than I was. 339 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,120 - No, you're 24. Come on. 340 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,160 Please. 341 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:34,460 - Yes, please. - [laughing] 342 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,660 [humming] Oh, fuck! 343 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,580 - Oh, shit. - Be careful. Careful. 344 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,820 - No, it's not happening. It's not happening tonight. 345 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,920 It's okay. 346 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,420 - I couldn't find the fangs, so... 347 00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:01,900 [sighing] 348 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,380 [pop music playing] 349 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,480 Oh, fuck. 350 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,540 - [laughing] Oh, no fucking way. 351 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,640 - Yo, fellow skeleton- - Shut the fuck up. 352 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:15,020 - Fuck was that for? - We literally just broke up. 353 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:17,260 - You and the skeleton? - Yes, yeah. 354 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,620 - Well, how the hell am I supposed to know that? 355 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,260 - I don't know. Ask a question. 356 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,260 - You have to be around for that. 357 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,260 - Okay, and you'd have to be not high off your ass 358 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:26,460 all day for that. 359 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:27,900 - Hal, if you ever asked a question, 360 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,740 you'd know I'm sober. 361 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:31,660 I haven't gotten high in 11 days. 362 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:33,860 - "11 days"? That's incredible, man. 363 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,500 You should-can you sponsor me? 364 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,060 What the hell? 365 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,820 Fuck off. I'm trying. 366 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,260 - You're at a bar, dumbass. - Yeah! For you. 367 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:45,060 - Keep your voice down. - [scoffs] 368 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,420 [indistinct chatter] 369 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:50,240 ? ? 370 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,460 You okay? 371 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:03,180 - Yeah, I'm trying to remember why I came in here. 372 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,060 - Did you come out here to watch TV? 373 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:06,340 No. 374 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,420 - To tell me you love me? - No, but I love you. 375 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:10,220 - [chuckles] Were you gonna go to the kitchen 376 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:11,620 - and get an ice pop? - No. 377 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,660 - Water? - I have that. 378 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,180 - I can make you a bowl of cereal. 379 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:16,420 - I don't want a bowl of cereal. 380 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:17,460 You want a bowl of cereal. 381 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:19,020 - Well, you don't know what you want. 382 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,460 Wings! 383 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,660 I was gonna ask if you wanted to order wings. 384 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,760 [laughs] 385 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,900 Hmm, you have an eyelash. 386 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,460 - You do, too. - Baby. 387 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,560 [chuckles] 388 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:38,820 Make a wish. 389 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,420 - Ow. Ow. - What? 390 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:41,820 - Fuck! - Fuck! The sauce! 391 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:43,220 - Hot sauce on your fingers, yeah. 392 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,220 - Yeah, you did. - Babe! 393 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:45,780 - Get a napkin. - Fuck! 394 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:47,880 - Ah, you blinded me! Fuck! - I'm so sorry. 395 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,620 [whispering] Are you asleep? 396 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,320 - I got the Dallas job officially. 397 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,540 When were you gonna tell me? 398 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,640 I'm telling you now. 399 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:20,020 - How long have you known? - Two days. 400 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:21,220 I didn't tell you 401 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,420 because I wanted to talk about our relationship 402 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,760 without having to talk about Dallas, too. 403 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,320 Do you want to go? 404 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,680 - Do you want to stay together? 405 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:52,040 [distant indistinct chatter] 406 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:56,860 [line trilling] 407 00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:59,640 [phone ringing, buzzing] 408 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,540 - Hi, son. You okay? - Hey, yeah. I'm okay. 409 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,820 I just needed someone to talk to. 410 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,400 Tell Kate I'm sorry and not to worry. 411 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:17,220 - Uh, Hal says he's sorry, not to worry. 412 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:20,060 - Can you go to another room to talk? Sorry. 413 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,260 Okay, hold on. 414 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,360 [sighs] 415 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,740 [rock clattering] 416 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,660 Okay. Where are you? 417 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,620 - Um, I'm at a bar. - Doesn't sound like it. 418 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,260 - Yeah, well, right now I guess I'm not. 419 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:35,700 But I was at a bar. 420 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:39,020 Now I'm playing basketball with a garbage as the hoop... 421 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:41,180 [rock clattering] And a rock as a basketball. 422 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,260 - That sounds fun. - Not really. 423 00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:44,700 Abby and I had a fight, 424 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,800 and she's in there, so I had to leave. 425 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:50,720 Hide out? 426 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:55,220 - Well, I just didn't want to torture her or be tortured. 427 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:56,900 I felt really shitty. 428 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,260 - Do you still want to be with her? 429 00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:02,360 Yeah. 430 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,940 Should you go back to her? 431 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,380 And do what? 432 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,060 Be with her... 433 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,780 even if she's mad at you, doesn't want to talk to you. 434 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,580 - I just don't think she really wants to see me. 435 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:18,020 - I'm sure she doesn't not want to see you. 436 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:19,260 Huh? 437 00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:22,200 - It's okay for her to see you. 438 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,060 - Okay. I love you. - I love you. 439 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,820 - I really love Kate, too, Dad. 440 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,460 Can you tell her I said that? 441 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:36,460 [soft music] 442 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:43,520 ? ? 443 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:56,680 - I think I need to be away from you. 444 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,500 You're not really here. 445 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,680 You're, like, gone. 446 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:13,140 [Waxahatchee's "Crimes of the Heart"] 447 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,420 ? ? 448 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,420 [shower running] 449 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:23,340 ? ? 450 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,700 - Hello. - Trick or treat! 451 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,540 - Thank you. - That one. 452 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,300 - ? At my stock's sudden drop ? 453 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,260 ? I'm a trusted doorstop or a paperweight ? 454 00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:35,480 ? Taciturn, inanimate ? 455 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:39,620 ? I can sit on your shelf like ashes foretell ? 456 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,140 ? A spirit in hell ? 457 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,260 ? While the living sleep right on through ? 458 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,180 ? Take a shortcut ? 459 00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,060 [phone clicks] 460 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,020 ? And I could have called, I suppose ? 461 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,420 ? I'm the thorn on your rose ? 462 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,260 ? I'm the emperor's new clothes ? 463 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:55,060 ? And I make it look easier ? 464 00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:58,020 ? Every time ? 465 00:26:58,120 --> 00:26:59,780 ? If you left it to me ? 466 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:01,620 ? Who knows where we would be? ? 467 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:05,460 ? Reading fortunes for free in someone else's gold mine ? 468 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,620 ? Survey my breaker ? 469 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:11,880 ? Like cheap wine ? 470 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:17,540 ? You let it in sometimes ? 471 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:22,480 ? A floodgate you can pantomime ? 472 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:28,120 ? You let it in sometimes ? 473 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,580 ? In every crime of the heart ? 474 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:34,140 ? You rip yourself apart ? 475 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:35,620 ? It's outsider art ? 476 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,820 ? Provokes every emotion ? 477 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,620 ? ? 478 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,500 ? And it may bewilder a few ? 479 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:44,780 ? It's an unpleasant view ? 480 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,460 ? You're an agent of truth ? 481 00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,180 ? Twisted up at the tail end ? 482 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,340 ? You play the villain ? 483 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:55,680 ? Like a violin ? 484 00:27:57,360 --> 00:28:00,820 ? It comes from within ? 485 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:04,260 [phone buzzing] ? Darkness you can befriend ? 486 00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:06,820 Hey. 487 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,260 You okay? 488 00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:11,820 ? It comes from within ? 489 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:16,740 ? ? 490 00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:19,060 ? It's a dead end ? 491 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:22,060 ? Don't overextend ? 492 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,260 ? Hail the darkness ? 493 00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:27,380 ? You can befriend ? 494 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,780 ? It's a dead end ? 495 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:33,060 ? Don't overextend ? 496 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,420 ? Hail the darkness ? 497 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:39,260 ? You can befriend ? 498 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:46,320 ? ? 499 00:28:46,370 --> 00:28:50,920 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33846

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