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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:02,340 [footsteps] 2 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:04,680 [clattering] 3 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:09,200 Is he here? 4 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:14,640 Is he asleep? 5 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,640 Dad, you forgot to pick us up from school. 6 00:00:33,471 --> 00:00:35,479 Is he dead? 7 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:37,480 [inhales sharply] 8 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,000 Are you okay? 9 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:50,240 I'm just thinking about Hal. 10 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:54,640 Wh-what about him? 11 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:59,120 Yeah, I think Harper was super excited. 12 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:03,160 Hal will too. 13 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:09,000 [footsteps pounding] 14 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:18,400 [panting] 15 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:24,820 [Sabrina Carpenter's "Please Please Please"] 16 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:28,140 [whimsical electronic music] 17 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:33,020 ?? ?? 18 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:36,360 [both mouthing words] 19 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:42,180 That's water. 20 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:44,140 ?? I know I have good taste ?? 21 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:48,660 ?? It's funny and it's ironic that only I feel that way ?? 22 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:51,060 ?? I promise them that you're different ?? 23 00:01:51,061 --> 00:01:52,719 ?? And everyone makes mistakes ?? 24 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:54,500 Harper? 25 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:55,900 Not so fast. 26 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,940 Don't forget the closet. 27 00:01:58,040 --> 00:01:59,730 ?? I heard that you're an actor ?? 28 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:01,460 ?? So act like a stand-up guy ?? 29 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:04,420 ?? Whatever devil's inside you ?? 30 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:06,020 ?? Don't let him out tonight ?? 31 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:08,780 ?? I tell them it's just your culture ?? 32 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:11,180 ?? And everyone rolls their eyes ?? 33 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:12,860 ?? Yeah, I know ?? 34 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:14,020 ?? ?? 35 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:15,860 ?? All I'm asking, baby ?? 36 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:19,260 ?? Please, please, please, ?? 37 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:21,820 ?? Don't prove I'm right ?? 38 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:24,380 ?? ?? 39 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:27,740 ?? And please, please, please, ?? 40 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:31,300 ?? Don't bring me to tears when I just did ?? 41 00:02:31,301 --> 00:02:32,279 I'm done. 42 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:33,860 ?? My makeup so nice ?? 43 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:35,900 ?? Heartbreak is one thing ?? 44 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,940 ?? My ego's another ?? 45 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:42,580 ?? I beg you don't embarrass me, motherfucker ?? 46 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:45,780 ?? Oh, oh ?? 47 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:49,420 ?? Please, please, please ?? 48 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:52,700 ?? ?? 49 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:55,860 ?? If you wanna go and be stupid ?? 50 00:02:55,960 --> 00:03:01,180 ?? Don't do in front of me ?? 51 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:05,020 ?? If you don't wanna cry to my music ?? 52 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:10,860 ?? Don't make me hate you prolifically ?? 53 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:13,060 ?? Please, please, please ?? 54 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:16,460 ?? Please, please, please ?? 55 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:18,560 [phone dings] 56 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,660 [line trills] 57 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:27,020 - Hey. - Hey. 58 00:03:27,021 --> 00:03:29,519 If security is a mess, then everybody will be caught up. 59 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:31,199 - So we're all fucked. - What's your flight number? 60 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:34,260 [audio breaking up] 61 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:37,740 Okay, I heard 1723. 62 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:39,860 We might have to get you another flight. 63 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:41,700 [audio breaking up] 64 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,460 What? [audio breaking up] 65 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:46,260 No, Jess, you still haven't fixed your phone, 66 00:03:46,261 --> 00:03:48,319 which means I can't hear you when you call me. 67 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:50,300 We need to get it fixed. 68 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,390 Your flight's on time. I can try calling. 69 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:55,400 [audio breaking up] 70 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:14,660 Hey. 71 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:17,820 What are your thoughts on fast food dessert right now? 72 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:19,060 You're a kook. 73 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:20,940 You said you have a car, right? 74 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,100 It's like, 3:00 in the morning. 75 00:04:23,101 --> 00:04:25,319 But tell me that doesn't sound so good right now. 76 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:27,100 [sighs] 77 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,400 But I feel like you don't remember my name. 78 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:32,300 Your name? 79 00:04:32,301 --> 00:04:33,919 Yeah, I'll get dessert with you 80 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:35,700 if you can tell me my name. 81 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:38,600 Your name is Abby. What are you talking about? 82 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:42,660 You think I don't know your name? 83 00:04:42,661 --> 00:04:44,119 What'd you think I was gonna say? 84 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:45,919 - Angels don't have names? - Hey, relax. 85 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,260 Do you not know my name? 86 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:48,990 - Your name is Hal. - My name's Hal. 87 00:04:48,991 --> 00:04:50,439 We met at a party tonight and then 88 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:52,279 danced our asses off and then talked for, like, two hours, 89 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:53,719 and I came back to your dorm room and had sex with you 90 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:55,020 in your dorm room bed. 91 00:04:55,021 --> 00:04:56,679 Okay, you need to chill out or you need to leave my room. 92 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:59,540 - Leave your room? - If you're gonna be crazy. 93 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:01,640 Okay. 94 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,500 [whispering] Abby? 95 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,880 Abby, that was annoying. I'm sorry. 96 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:18,290 Are you pretending to be asleep right now? 97 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:30,940 [soft dramatic music] 98 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:38,040 ?? ?? 99 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:40,800 [knock at door] 100 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:49,900 - What? - What do you want? 101 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,780 Why are two girls in your bed? 102 00:05:51,781 --> 00:05:53,479 Why didn't you set up your fantasy football then? 103 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:54,399 Why you in a beanbag chair? 104 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:55,780 Why do you never sleep here? 105 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:57,780 In your beanbag chair? 106 00:05:57,781 --> 00:05:58,759 Okay. 107 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:00,159 I've been sleeping at Harper's 108 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,519 because Jesse's out of town, but she's back in town now. 109 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:03,479 I'm sorry about fantasy. 110 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,540 Ike had like, 400 yards. 111 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:07,700 Damn. 112 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,800 Did you have a threesome? 113 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:12,680 Yeah. 114 00:06:12,681 --> 00:06:14,919 Why are you deeply upset about your threesome? 115 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:16,319 'Cause white girls are weird. 116 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:17,559 Like racial stuff was said? 117 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:18,940 Said, felt. 118 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:21,040 [phone dings] 119 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:24,060 Still wanna smoke? 120 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:26,160 Uh, no. 121 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,220 [phone buzzes] 122 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:30,980 Get dessert and fries with me. 123 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:32,340 It's 3:00 a.m. 124 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:34,070 Think McDonald's gives a shit? 125 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:35,860 McDonald's is so far away. 126 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:37,010 Yeah, you're right, 127 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:39,150 and traffic is pretty terrible right now. 128 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,620 Okay, idiot. Where do I pick you up? 129 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:43,720 You don't. 130 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:46,520 'Cause I'm already here! 131 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:49,200 [loud thudding] 132 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:52,130 You don't lock your windows. You need to lock those. 133 00:06:55,071 --> 00:06:59,039 Her instinct is probably to guard herself 134 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:02,020 because most guys she's been with have been subhuman. 135 00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:03,479 Okay, well, she thinks I am too now. 136 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:05,900 I, like, borderline yelled at her. 137 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,300 That's no good, dog. 138 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:08,540 She broke my heart, dog. 139 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:09,660 She broke your heart? 140 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,760 Yeah. 141 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:15,640 What was her last name? 142 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:18,040 What's her last name? 143 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:19,460 What's her last name? 144 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:20,780 It started with an R. 145 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:22,300 It's like, um... 146 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:25,760 [stammering] Radish. 147 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:28,420 Her name is Abby Radish? [laughs] 148 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:31,540 That sucks. 149 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:32,840 Her name is Abby Radish? 150 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,100 [laughter] 151 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:37,100 [soft music] 152 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:44,200 ?? ?? 153 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,340 Falling asleep. I love you. 154 00:07:56,341 --> 00:07:57,399 I love you. 155 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:58,580 When's Jesse coming? 156 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:00,620 You can sleep here. It's fine. 157 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:02,720 Okay. I might go home, but thanks. 158 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:11,540 Are you being kinda distant? 159 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:14,530 There's literally less than an inch between us right now. 160 00:08:14,531 --> 00:08:15,799 I feel like you're being distant 161 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:16,959 'cause Jesse's coming back. 162 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,519 Oh, Hal. The sun's about to come up. 163 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:19,740 I haven't even slept yet. 164 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:22,430 I hope you realise I know something's wrong with me. 165 00:08:22,431 --> 00:08:25,719 I don't think there's something wrong with you. 166 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:28,540 I'm not, like, okay with the way that I am. 167 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:30,640 What do you mean? 168 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:34,660 You're a baby, but you're still in college. 169 00:08:34,661 --> 00:08:35,719 Everyone is. 170 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:36,919 Yeah, I'm a senior in college. 171 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:38,319 It should be like, okay, I shouldn't 172 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:40,070 come to my fucking sister's house 173 00:08:40,071 --> 00:08:41,319 and sleep on her couch or your fucking bed 174 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:42,639 when your girlfriend's out of town. 175 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:44,199 I should write my essays when they're due. 176 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:45,799 I feel like Jesse hates me, and I feel like 177 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:46,999 you're pushing me away because she's coming back. 178 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,700 Jesse doesn't hate you. 179 00:08:48,701 --> 00:08:49,839 But you admit you're pushing me away? 180 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:51,410 Do you have to finish an essay? 181 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:52,820 - Yes. - By when? 182 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:54,140 So long ago. 183 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:56,110 - Jesse does hate me. - No, she doesn't. 184 00:08:56,111 --> 00:08:57,279 She thinks I'm the fattest baby. 185 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:58,759 I think you're the fattest baby. 186 00:08:58,760 --> 00:08:59,959 I didn't say you didn't hate me. 187 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:03,140 Hal, are you forgetting how dope you are? 188 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:04,340 No, I know how dope I am. 189 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,900 I just feel like I can't, like- 190 00:09:06,901 --> 00:09:08,239 I just feel like I can't, like- 191 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:09,980 What's going on? Talk. 192 00:09:09,981 --> 00:09:11,279 I feel like something's wrong with me. 193 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:12,580 Stop saying that. 194 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:13,780 I'm, like, not okay. 195 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:15,380 I, like, don't feel okay. 196 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:17,480 I cheated on my girlfriend. 197 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,100 I made out with my coworker. 198 00:09:23,101 --> 00:09:24,559 The single mom with two kids? 199 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:25,780 Yeah. 200 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,700 The divorcee with two kids? 201 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,260 Yeah. 202 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,860 So she's bisexual? 203 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:33,580 I think so. 204 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:35,680 Damn. 205 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:39,320 It's okay. 206 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:42,580 Do you wanna talk about it? 207 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:44,060 Maybe tomorrow. 208 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:45,540 Sorry to steal your thunder. 209 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:48,580 I just didn't want you to feel alone. 210 00:09:48,581 --> 00:09:49,959 Yeah. Thanks for cheating on Jesse. 211 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:51,039 It makes me feel a lot better. 212 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:52,740 You're a dumbass. 213 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:55,260 When do you have to finish that essay? 214 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:57,560 Whenever you're free. 215 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:24,060 Erik wants to promote me. 216 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:26,660 He took me to dinner last night to tell me. 217 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,760 But he'd need me in Dallas. 218 00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:31,119 He took you to dinner last night 219 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:32,519 to tell you he wants to do that, 220 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:33,639 or he actually offered it to you? 221 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:34,599 You are so annoying. 222 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:35,919 No, I'm not. I'm just asking. 223 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:37,920 This is amazing. 224 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:40,660 This is exactly what you wanted. 225 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:42,340 But not what you want. 226 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:43,490 You wanna be in LA. 227 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:44,660 I have a job here, Jess. 228 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:45,820 No, yeah. 229 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:48,030 One that you're really passionate about 230 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:50,820 and-and your boss isn't abusive and makes you 231 00:10:50,821 --> 00:10:52,239 - feel- - I missed our talks. 232 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:55,220 I just wanna know what it is you want. 233 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:56,959 Okay, I know moving to Dallas isn't- 234 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,500 I-okay. I'm so excited for you. 235 00:10:58,501 --> 00:10:59,879 I cannot talk about this right now. 236 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:01,439 I'm so fucking tired. Hal kept me up all night. 237 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:02,780 We hate LA. 238 00:11:02,781 --> 00:11:04,479 We talk about it all the fucking time. 239 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:06,279 And that basketball team in Dallas 240 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:07,799 has that white boy you guys love. 241 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,780 It'd be fun to go to Luka Doncic games. 242 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:11,740 - [phone dings] - Mm-hmm. 243 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:13,840 I need to go to bed. 244 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,900 Did you cheat on me? 245 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,500 What? 246 00:11:18,501 --> 00:11:20,239 - Oh, ladies! - What are you talking about? 247 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:21,999 [campy British accent] I made Eggos. 248 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 Get out. 249 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:31,520 [muffled arguing] 250 00:11:31,521 --> 00:11:33,639 No, I did not. I see her- 251 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:35,319 Then why is she- why is she asking you- 252 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,660 I don't know why she's asking me this. 253 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:38,860 Fuck you, dude! 254 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:40,010 [door slams shut] 255 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:42,920 [objects clattering] 256 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:04,360 [birds singing] 257 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:10,540 Are you okay? 258 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,060 No, I'm not okay. 259 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:13,500 How did she find out? 260 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,620 I really need you to leave. 261 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:17,460 What? I'm not gonna leave you. 262 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:19,540 Can you please get out? 263 00:12:19,541 --> 00:12:20,759 Okay, I'll leave your room. 264 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,220 No, get out of the house. 265 00:12:22,221 --> 00:12:23,239 Go do your fucking essay. 266 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:24,159 I don't want to. 267 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,239 I'm gonna make sure you're okay. 268 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,460 I'm not okay, and I'm not gonna be okay. 269 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:29,500 - Leave. - Why? 270 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:30,980 What you did was not that bad. 271 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,260 It wasn't that bad? I cheated on Jesse. 272 00:12:33,261 --> 00:12:34,679 Yeah, because she wants you to follow her to Texas 273 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:36,639 and she's your first gay relationship. 274 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,860 So you cheated on her. 275 00:12:38,861 --> 00:12:39,839 And that's not cool... 276 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,060 - Hal- - But it's okay. 277 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,100 Hal, believe me when I say 278 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:45,900 you do not know anything about anything, okay? 279 00:12:45,901 --> 00:12:47,679 I cheated because I'm not a good person. 280 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:48,679 Yes, you are. 281 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:49,559 No, I'm not! 282 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:50,759 - Yes, you are. - No, I'm not, Hal! 283 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:52,119 - Yes, you are! - How would you know? 284 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:53,940 You're not a good person, either! 285 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,820 Okay. 286 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:58,780 [phone dings and buzzes] 287 00:12:58,781 --> 00:13:00,359 We're not talking to Dad right now. 288 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:01,639 Yes, we are. What if he's dying? 289 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:02,879 - He said today. - He's not dying, Hal. 290 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,580 We're not- don't fucking answer. 291 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,060 Don't fucking call him. 292 00:13:06,061 --> 00:13:07,679 [line trilling] Hang up the phone. 293 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,540 Don't make me hurt you. 294 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:11,300 Stop! 295 00:13:11,301 --> 00:13:12,759 - Give me the phone. - Fuck off. 296 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:14,140 Don't fucking call him. 297 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:17,580 [phone buzzing] 298 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:18,730 Hey, are you okay? 299 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:19,900 Totally okay. 300 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,660 - Are you with Harper? - Yeah, she's right here. 301 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,660 I, uh, I have big news. 302 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:28,660 [droning suspenseful music] 303 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:35,720 ?? ?? 304 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:49,780 Are you going to that darty? 305 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:51,100 Yeah, where is it? 306 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,200 Sigma. 307 00:13:53,691 --> 00:13:57,039 I don't know if it's something you need to be 308 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:58,540 railing shots for, though. 309 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,540 My dad's having a baby. 310 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,740 It's not possible. 311 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,060 His girlfriend is. 312 00:14:03,061 --> 00:14:04,159 Aren't they old? 313 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:06,160 He is. She isn't. 314 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:09,790 Do you want me to, like, take a shot with you? 315 00:14:12,831 --> 00:14:16,119 We actually have to take another shot 316 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:18,199 because he's also selling my childhood house. 317 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,119 Fuck. 318 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,820 This darty's gonna be lit. 319 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,820 [somber suspenseful music] 320 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:26,620 ?? ?? 321 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:28,620 [dissonant notes] 322 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:34,680 ?? ?? 323 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:54,020 [babbling cheerfully] 324 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:58,740 So row, row, row. 325 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:05,800 ?? ?? 326 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,220 I'd buy this sucker. 327 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:33,780 Looks great. 328 00:15:33,781 --> 00:15:36,599 But now, what's the reason for keeping the rocking chair? 329 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,839 I don't know, I thought it might add some life 330 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,879 and some possibility for people wandering around 331 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:42,880 - and- - It looks like shit, though. 332 00:15:42,881 --> 00:15:44,679 Okay. 333 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:45,759 Looks like you forgot something. 334 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:46,980 Yeah, got it. 335 00:15:46,981 --> 00:15:48,719 Truthfully, I don't really have a place to put it yet. 336 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,720 I was just trying to buy some time. 337 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,100 [upbeat music playing] 338 00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:00,860 ?? I really wanna be your lover ?? 339 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,220 This is insane. 340 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,140 Definitely. 341 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,100 [indistinct chatter] 342 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:09,620 ?? I really wanna be your lover ?? 343 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,540 Yeah, gotcha. Yeah. 344 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,460 ?? I can never make up my mind ?? 345 00:16:13,461 --> 00:16:15,319 ?? I'm thinkin' 'bout the other girls ?? 346 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,430 ?? Uh, what else did you expect me to do? ?? 347 00:16:17,431 --> 00:16:18,759 ?? Somethin' special in them jeans ?? 348 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,119 ?? They be stretchin' the truth ?? 349 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,470 ?? She put a pep in the step of the Pep๏ฟฝ Le Pews ?? 350 00:16:22,471 --> 00:16:23,399 You mind, brother? 351 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,940 Yeah, brother. Get in on that. 352 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:26,540 Hell yeah. 353 00:16:26,541 --> 00:16:28,199 ?? Uh, if you bring her home to momma ?? 354 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,319 ?? Bet she'll never approve ?? 355 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:30,740 Oop. 356 00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:31,879 What was that? 357 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,199 - What's up, bro? - What are you doing? 358 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,399 You just put your finger in my cup. 359 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,599 No, I don't remember that. 360 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:36,519 What are you doing? 361 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:37,980 I'm trying to mix it. Bro. 362 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,340 Back up. 363 00:16:39,341 --> 00:16:40,559 Stay down, you little bitch. 364 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,860 - Stop! - Back up, back up, back up. 365 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,700 Stop! Stop! 366 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:45,850 No, stop! 367 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,100 Chill! Chill! 368 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,680 - Back up! - Stop! 369 00:16:52,161 --> 00:16:54,119 How'd that go for you? 370 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,420 Great. 371 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:56,780 Let me see your face. 372 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,880 I'd like to walk by myself right now. 373 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:03,730 Nice face. 374 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:04,940 Nice face. 375 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,980 What? 376 00:17:06,981 --> 00:17:07,999 What? 377 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:08,879 Why are you so drunk? 378 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,620 Why are you not? 379 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:12,220 It's 2:30. 380 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:14,340 Okay, officer. 381 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:15,580 Where are you walking? 382 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:18,180 To my bed because I want this day to be over. 383 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,740 Why? 384 00:17:19,741 --> 00:17:21,319 Oh, that's actually none of your business. 385 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:22,599 Did you see me talking to that guy 386 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,600 who just picked a fight with? 387 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:27,700 You mean was I jealous? 388 00:17:27,701 --> 00:17:29,439 - Sure. - You gotta make up your mind. 389 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:30,799 You think I'm obsessed with you, 390 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,119 or do you think I don't care enough to know your name? 391 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,439 I was just asking you a question. 392 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,359 Okay, well, I really hate your questions. 393 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:37,100 I think they suck. 394 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,440 - Okay, have a nice walk. - Cool. 395 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,740 My priorities have been off. 396 00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:12,359 I don't wanna talk about Dallas. 397 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:14,470 The minute I'm back, I wanna talk about us. 398 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,700 I wanna talk about me 399 00:18:17,701 --> 00:18:20,239 getting better at cleaning and taking care of myself. 400 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:22,479 And I'm sorry that I called you from the airport 401 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:23,879 and made missing my flight your problem. 402 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,159 It's not your problem. And I know that I bother you. 403 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,420 You don't bother me. 404 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,520 You don't bother me. 405 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:33,920 - I'm sorry. - I know. 406 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,660 I don't wanna break up. 407 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,140 Well, you should want to. 408 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:39,940 No, I know. 409 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,040 I know. But I really don't. 410 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,720 I don't wanna break up either. 411 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:03,340 [sparse peaceful music] 412 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:07,660 ?? ?? 413 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:10,700 [ethereal vocalising] 414 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:17,760 ?? ?? 415 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:32,640 [phone buzzing] 416 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,720 [sighs] 417 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,620 [phone buzzing] 418 00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:50,679 What, dude? 419 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:51,679 Hey, I'm walking to your house. 420 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,680 I have that essay due tomorrow. 421 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,460 I'm so sorry. 422 00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:58,639 - I'm so sorry. - What happened to your face? 423 00:19:58,640 --> 00:19:59,690 Nothing. 424 00:19:59,691 --> 00:20:01,119 You look like the Elephant Man. 425 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,919 The Bradley Cooper version or the David Lynch version? 426 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,319 Not the Bradley Cooper version. 427 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:05,519 Okay. Can I come inside? 428 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:06,780 No, Hal, you can't. 429 00:20:06,781 --> 00:20:08,559 I really need to bullshit this, like, super-fast. 430 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:09,879 I'm really sorry about today. 431 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:12,119 I know you love Jesse. I know you wanna be with her. 432 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,140 I just was... 433 00:20:14,141 --> 00:20:15,759 I was just feeling scared about us not being together. 434 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:17,359 And I'm really upset about our childhood house being sold. 435 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:18,279 Hal. 436 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,559 I'm so okay with him having a baby, 437 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:20,599 but I just don't want him to sell our childhood house. 438 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,650 Hal. 439 00:20:21,651 --> 00:20:22,559 Can I please come inside to write the essay? 440 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:23,959 I literally typed zero words, 441 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,359 and I can't type any other words unless I'm inside here. 442 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:26,559 Hal, Hal, hey, hey, you need to calm down okay? 443 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:27,919 - Can I just come inside? - No. 444 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:28,959 Write it at yours. 445 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,279 - I've been trying to. - You need to stop. 446 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,399 I've been trying to. I need to write it at yours. 447 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,439 You need to stop. You're suffocating me! 448 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,540 What are you doing? 449 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:36,240 I cannot fucking help you. I have my own shit. 450 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,320 [distant dog barking] 451 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:50,740 [somber suspenseful music] 452 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:56,800 ?? ?? 453 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,920 [sprinklers clicking] 454 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,860 La, la, la. 455 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:42,960 [babbles cheerfully] 456 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,260 Can you get it? 457 00:21:48,261 --> 00:21:49,399 Yeah, nice. 458 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,460 One, two, three. 459 00:21:51,461 --> 00:21:52,439 [sighs] 460 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:53,500 Go. 461 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,600 You got it. 462 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,260 - The door is open. - Hey, hey- 463 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:01,360 [insects droning] 464 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,200 [sighs] 465 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,210 Was I snoring? 466 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,280 No, I just couldn't sleep. 467 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:29,340 Sorry I was busy tonight. 468 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,260 No. How's your stress level? 469 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,360 I'm handling. 470 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:37,940 How is your stress? 471 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,040 No stress. 472 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,260 You just can't sleep 473 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,800 'cause you're so excited about all the change? 474 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,780 I can help you, too, you know? 475 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:55,300 I wish you would tell me about the house. 476 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,920 I told you, just- it looks really empty. 477 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:00,700 What else? 478 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:01,850 Nothing else. 479 00:23:01,851 --> 00:23:02,719 You don't wanna tell me about 480 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,720 the rocking chair in your car? 481 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:09,170 I was able to see the rocking chair in your car, yes. 482 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,380 Okay, I- I want you to get some sleep. 483 00:23:16,381 --> 00:23:18,079 I'm just out here on the couch because I don't want 484 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,580 my tossing and turning to wake you up. 485 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,680 That's it. 486 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:27,079 I know, I know, I know. 487 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,380 [Hal crying] 488 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,540 I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. 489 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,640 [Hal crying] 490 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,220 Settle down, Hal. 491 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:39,620 It's okay, baby. 492 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,420 [crying] Mommy. Mommy! 493 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,500 [Hal crying] 494 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:46,300 - Come on. Come on. - Daddy, you have a hole. 495 00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:47,319 Huh? 496 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:48,719 You have a hole in your pants. 497 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,359 The wind's gonna get in and it's gonna make you chilly. 498 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:53,140 I'm gonna be okay. Okay? 499 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:56,140 [Hal crying] 500 00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:59,240 [birds singing] 501 00:23:59,731 --> 00:24:03,799 Hey, guys. You wanna watch some Warriors? 502 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,620 I wanna watch some Warriors. 503 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,620 [sighs] Let's watch some Warriors. 504 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:11,340 Barely seen defensively, jumping into the passing lane. 505 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:14,620 That leads to the transition easy bucket. 506 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,860 ?? ?? 507 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,420 Where's Mommy? [knock on door] 508 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,580 [dreamTX's "In Too Deep"] 509 00:24:23,581 --> 00:24:24,559 ?? ?? 510 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:27,500 [ethereal vocalising] 511 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:32,720 ?? ?? 512 00:24:32,770 --> 00:24:37,320 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34157

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