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What are you doing? Why are you naked?

Nothing. I was just kind of bored around the house and I just opened the door.

You just look super fucking cute.

Cute? I'm sleeping.

I know, but you always look cute. You know what I mean?

You're just so adorable.

You're funny.

You're looking cute sleeping and I decided to come sit next to you.

What time is it?

It's actually almost noon.

Holy shit, I slept in. I should get ready for my day.

But, actually, can I talk to you about something?

Yeah, what's up?

I just wanted to have a discussion about us.

What do you mean? Oh, is my dad home?

No, honey, he's not home. He won't be home for a while.

I wanted to take the opportunity to discuss this with you.

What you got on your mind?

Basically, I...

I'm in love with you.

What? You can't be in love with me?

I know. It's so weird to say. What do you mean you're in love? Like you have

love for me? No, no, no, no. I'm very much well in love with you. That's

You can't be in love with me and my stepmom.

What about my dad?

I mean, I love him too, but... You can't love us both.

Well, it's just something different with you. It's something about like the...

passion that we have and we share our intimate moments.

All we did was, like, fuck a couple times. Like, it was fun, but, like...

know. And, of course, it was fun and all, but I didn't expect to really,

fall in love with you.

You can't fall in love with me, though. You're with my dad. My dad's a great

guy. He, like, does everything for us, like... Of course he does, and I love

him. We already deceived him a couple times. Like, we can't... I know.

Um...

What?

No.

That is not what I want you to do.

He's such a good guy. You'd crush his heart.

Yeah, but you can't divorce my dad and you can't love me.

I'm your stepson.

What we're doing is like really fucked up.

Already. If you divorce him and leave him for his son, that's just... Well...

Okay, fine. I won't leave him.

But... There's no buts. You can't leave him.

He does everything for you.

Of course he does. I don't even have a job. What do you think I can do for you

if you leave my dad?

Well, I will take care of you. Don't worry about that. The heart is what the

heart wants. I want you.

I do not want your father. I'm flattered, but you cannot divorce my

That's so fucked up.

Fine, fine. I won't divorce him.

But I do want a piece of you in me.

Yeah, that's fine. That's fine. We can fuck, but you're not going to leave my

dad. No, no, no. I'm talking about I want you to get me pregnant.

What the fuck?

I was not expecting that.

Wow.

I don't have to leave your father. I don't have to, but I really want a baby.

And it's not happening. We've been trying.

It's not happening.

I'm in love with you. If you don't want to let me divorce your father and be

with you, then, I mean, just do me a favor.

Give me a baby.

So I can always have a piece of you. So what are you going to tell my dad when I

get you pregnant?

Like I said, we've been trying to have a baby. So he's going to be happy. So

you're going to tell him it's his?

Well, yeah.

Oh, man. So fucked up. I mean, I could divorce him and end up with you,

his son, and have a big... I mean, that would break his heart.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Okay.

Look, if you don't divorce him, I'll get you pregnant, but it's going to be your

guy's kid, and we never mention it.

Deal.

What's worse than having to be so hot?

Getting me in trouble.

Oh, my God.

Why do you got to be so hot?

I'm going to turn the lamp on so I can watch you breathe.

Thank you.

Oh yeah, I fucking broke.

Hello, you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

to God soon.

Yeah.

That's right.

He feels fucking bad.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

bridges you're putting it back in there oh yeah you're in with that kid oh yeah

can't remember my dad kid not mine oh yeah

promise i promise oh my god and if it doesn't happen this

time we're gonna keep trying