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That's it. That's it. That gets it
going.
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Well, all right, it's time to hit the
hay.
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Your mother would pitch a fit if she
knew I let you stay up so late.
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But, Grandpa, I'm not tired.
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I imagine you're not.
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I was never tired when I was your age,
either.
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You were my age?
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Yes, a very, very long time ago.
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What was it like when you were my age?
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Oh, it's...
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Similar to what it's like for you, I
imagine, but also very different.
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What do you mean?
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Well, when you're little like you are,
not much changes.
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You get up, you go to school, you play,
you listen to your parents and your
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grandparents when they talk to you.
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But adults had it different when I was
little.
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How was it different?
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Oh, I see what you're trying to do.
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Grandpa, please.
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You haven't told me a story in forever.
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Okay, just a quick one, though.
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Is this when you were a kid?
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Sure is. It's just before the Texas
Compromise.
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Compromise? What's that?
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A compromise. It's like, well, I want
you to go to bed, and you want to hear a
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long story.
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So I tell you a short story. Now that is
compromise.
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So we both get what we want.
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Exactly.
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But this compromise was not between a
grandpa and his granddaughter. It was
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between half a country.
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And about that same time, two men,
nearly by accident, became an infamous
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duo. Infamous is like famous, but for
bad things, like stealing, killing.
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So they were bad guys?
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Oh, some would think that was the case.
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This is it.
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This is how we go.
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No shootout, no Mexican standoff in the
middle of town as locals duck for cover.
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Well, there goes a story parents tell
their children.
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Luke and Lem.
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The baddest outlaws in the West.
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Instead, they're going to say, there
goes what's -her -names.
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Bury them in the soft sand where the
tomatoes go.
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We're going to be tomato fertilizer,
Lem.
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light tomatoes.
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Are you listening to me?
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I reckon I ain't got much choice.
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Besides, it may not be tomatoes.
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Maybe cauliflower.
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Maybe eggplant.
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How's eggplant suit you?
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Great.
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You picked a fine time to learn a sense
of humor.
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I don't need you anyway.
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I'll find our way out of here.
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I think I got a plan.
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What is this?
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I don't know. I can't see nothing.
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Why were they in jail?
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You're right. I got a tad ahead of
myself there, didn't I?
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Let's start in 1845.
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See, that's when Luke and Lem first met.
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Oh, it was mighty lucky for Luke that
they did.
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Where are you going to go now, boy?
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If you hand over that bag, we don't beat
you too bad.
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Hold on a minute.
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Have any of you seen me take this money?
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It's right there in your hand.
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Yeah.
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Yes, it's this money in my hand.
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Have any of you seen me take this money?
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Physically take this money from that
safe with these two hands?
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Well, no, no, no, I don't guess I did.
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No, no, no, no. That don't mean he
didn't take it, though. Right. No, but
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don't mean I did.
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Just because money went missing and I
got money in my hand don't mean it's the
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same money. It doesn't. Well, why'd you
go boating out the building, then? Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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That's a fine question.
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My answer, by asking you, is it a crime?
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It's a world of crime.
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To run is running out of a building a
crime.
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No, that no, it ain't. Yes, it's not.
No, no, no.
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Is the act of holding on to money
illegal?
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No. No.
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No. Okay.
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So we've established that nobody saw me
take this money.
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Running out of a building's not a crime.
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And holding on to money's not illegal.
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So I think it's safe to say I've done
nothing wrong here.
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I can be on my way, gentlemen.
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Oh, that's it.
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Oh, you think you're clever, huh?
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Well, you won't be so smart.
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When that pretty little head of yours is
all bashed up.
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Looks like you boys are having some
trouble.
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That's none of your business, mister.
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You move along now.
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Understood.
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Seems like you got a thief on your
hands.
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That's right.
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No, that's not been established.
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And he's gonna get what's coming to him.
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And we don't need to help him here,
mister.
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I see.
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It seems like you can't decide whose
money that is.
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So I'm going to make that decision for
you.
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The money.
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And you boys have a nice day.
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What now, damn it?
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We're going to put a hurt on this one.
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You know what?
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Hey.
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Hey, I could have handled that on my
own. It's what I do.
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Yeah, it looks like it.
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What about my money?
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I think we should have it.
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Have it, I think.
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I think you should have it.
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Sometimes I got a case of lazy tongue.
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I doubt that.
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You had a shoot, boy?
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Yeah.
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I don't. You will.
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What? Does this mean we're friends?
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I mean, look, we can have nicknames.
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I could be Lawless Luke Young, or what
about Lusty Luke Young?
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Huh? How about loudmouth, Luke?
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I kind of like that, too.
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Wait up.
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Luke sounds funny.
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Yeah, he sure thought so.
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But anyway, after that, they were real
friends.
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As bad guys?
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Well, no, not right at first. Actually,
they fought in a Mexican war together
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under Ben McCullough. Now, he's a famous
major that you'll read about in school.
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Will I read about Luke and Lem in
school?
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No, I don't think so. That would
surprise me because they don't see fit
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the kind of things they got into in
history books.
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But they were still famous.
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Well, it's 1849 now.
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Luke and Lem have been riding all night
when they come across the harmless
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little Texas settlement called Siren.
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Now two horses need to be shod.
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Got six men ahead of you.
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Be sometime tomorrow.
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They all got guns, too.
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We can probably get to you today. Get
them horses around back.
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Si, senor.
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Do you have any...
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Three of a kind.
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And boy, I don't want to say this has
been too easy, so I'll just...
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Cheater!
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You son of a bitch.
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Now hold on a minute.
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Before you go get this place all riled
up, let me explain.
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Explain how you wasn't cheating?
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No, I was cheating.
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But this here money is going to charity.
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For the poor, to be exact.
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You see, me and Lim here, we're real
poor.
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And y 'all seem like a given bunch.
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Now, if you gentlemen will excuse us for
the evening, we will politely step out
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of the game and have the show of good
faith.
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Where do you think you're going?
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Sheriff, I know what you're thinking.
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How is it that two outstanding
gentlemen, handsome and well -hung, such
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ourselves, would end up in a place with
all these ugly scoundrels?
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That wasn't talking about all of you.
Now, Luke, that wasn't very polite.
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I think you may have hurt these folks'
feelings.
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I think you may just be right, Len.
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Why don't you say something nice?
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Ease the confusion.
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I'll give it a shot.
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You.
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Yeah, you.
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You look like you got a nice
personality, I hope.
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And you, you possess a certain odor.
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Hell, who am I kidding? I'm talking
about all of you.
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Even me.
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Especially you, sir.
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You look like you were conceived at a
donkey show.
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In fact, you give a leopard nightmare.
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Quit playing around, man!
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I know you're holding up a deputy.
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You're as good of a gambler as you are a
lawman.
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I reckon this is where we part ways.
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Nice and civil, right?
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We gonna let them get away?
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Nope.
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Couldn't get here fast enough.
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It's not on you.
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Good.
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I want these plastered in every town.
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From here all the way to the border.
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I'm talking I want them everywhere.
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With no empty spaces.
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You understand me, muchacho?
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Yes, sir.
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I'll take care of it.
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I'm counting on that.
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Now, I don't care if you put these on a
fence post or somebody's tombstone. I
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want them everywhere, you hear me?
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Good.
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Now, we're going to bring them back
here.
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But I want them dead or alive. I don't
care which. You understand?
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Well,
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they got a head start on us.
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But I want you all to get plenty of
sleep.
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That means we got a long ride in the
morning, boys.
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Now get.
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Looks like us.
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It is us.
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What's it say?
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It says wanted.
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Sheriff's going to have this place
crawling with his men by morning.
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They would grab a quick drink, battle
up, and put some time between us and
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Sheriff Potten.
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We don't have time for a drink.
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Our faces are hanging all over this
town. Pretty soon it's going to be our
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All the more reason to drink.
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Boys, you're something strong.
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Two bourbons.
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Coming up.
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That will be on us.
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Of course.
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I think you can find some way to play it
off.
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Well, you boys are new faces.
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Sure are.
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You want to go upstairs?
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You need to know us better.
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Oh, yes, I do.
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But we shouldn't.
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Although, we can't.
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Actually, we're heading out of town. We
gotta be... I think you two boys are
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gonna get us out of here.
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I think we got the wrong man.
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Same on those wanted posters, correct?
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How do we know you haven't... Here you
go, boys.
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You all got the time.
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All right.
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Let's go.
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I think we just got boxed.
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What choice do we have?
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That's them.
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That's them.
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Oh, would you shut it, you old drunken
fool.
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The poster.
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Them's the boys on the poster.
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See? Look, I'm saying to you, upstairs.
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And with the sheriff's deputy Boyd and
his men after him, Luke and Lem headed
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for the high ground to let things
settle.
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Yeah, they never did settle, though. And
soon after, the boys knew they needed
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some backup of their own.
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Things only got worse from there.
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