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Do not stop giving them free muscles,
man.
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It's so much better.
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It's so much better when they pay to see
what you're covering.
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Chicago, that's a 25 token question.
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I know.
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Now you're bottomless for six minutes.
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Which means I'm fully topless.
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Yay.
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Because I can't go back on without.
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Logistics. That's a problem.
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No, it hasn't yet.
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Is that question for Jack or for him?
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And again, that's a 25 -digit question.
He already tipped it. Oh, he did? Yeah.
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So who's that for?
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Which dude is that question for?
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Thanks, Zach.
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I have not been on Private Society, but
yes, Jack has.
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Okay, time for the two minutes to start.
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Actually, is that almost three minutes?
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No, because then he just got off.
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Right, but it's a three -man handgun.
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Oh, is it?
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Yep.
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Oh, I didn't know we had that in there.
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That would be 75 tokens to get the
answer. Oh, no, 50 tokens to get the
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for each of us, and Jack won't tell you
his.
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Is that for Jack, then?
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Yep.
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That's what I thought.
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What are we doing? I didn't see. Oh,
it's going to turn into a BJ.
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Oh. After the three minutes are up.
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You're good.
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How? It hasn't even. Oh, wait. Oh,
sorry.
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Yeah, it's only been a minute.
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Am I fired?
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Yeah, I am.
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I
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think
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she met.
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If you want the answer to that, it is 25
tokens.
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Thank you.
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If you want this to keep going, it is 50
tokens. Otherwise, we will have to
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stop. 50 tokens for us to keep going.
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Last chance.
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50 tokens.
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Two minutes.
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Yeah,
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if you're getting a towel, I need one.
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Looks like it's towel boy day for me.
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Thanks,
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James. No, and you got your six minutes,
so you can go ahead and address it.
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Yeah, I know.
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I will do the twerking thing first.
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Yeah, once we get rolling.
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If you don't mind, I'm wearing my socks
on.
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My feet got cold for some reason.
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And hey, would you do me a solid with a
hat while you're riding?
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I can try, but I don't think it'll stay
on.
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Hey, as long as I get it for like 15
seconds.
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Okay, like right in the bullet.
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What?
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Eight seconds.
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Okay, I'll take eight seconds.
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What the hell?
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Sorry. My bad.
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That should not have done that.
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Because I did that.
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That means I didn't get the whole hack
conversation.
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God damn it.
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Yeah, I'm Jack Moore.
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And yes, you did miss the aspirin.
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Because that was way before now, before
I went pee.
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And you want to do the face up before
the writing or after?
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It makes more sense to do it before.
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And do you want to just get in position
then?
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Well, you got 30 seconds of BJ on the
dice too.
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Oh, I did? Yeah, I was trying to roll it
all into one. Oh.
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And then we'll do the spread pussy and
pussy close -up.
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Gotcha. At the end.
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Did I?
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Yeah.
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If you're wanting anything, please look
in the menu.
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You want a tag team? It's in the tip
menu.
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Go fuck yourself.
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Okay. By the way, that was the tip.
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Was it?
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Yeah. I didn't realize I was sitting
here. I was blocking the view of your
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little butt, so I had to move.
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So I know they want to see your butt.
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It's going
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to
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be interesting trying to fasten this.
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Man,
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we're getting a lot of rude people.
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Great.
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Well, that was very kind of, I couldn't
see who would have said that, but thank
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you.
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Another hair.
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We don't do the How We Met story anymore
because it takes too long to tell it.
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Yeah, I think that question is, for me,
about working with Kira.
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And if you want to ask questions like
that, little Davida, you need to be
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tipping 25 tokens.
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We will, Happy Hoken.
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That's the fun part.
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Banning all the jealous people.
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Thank you.
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government by the way.
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you're speaking in third person, but
okay.
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Thank you. I like it too.
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Me too.
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Me three.
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I don't think I've worn this outfit
since last Halloween.
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You didn't wear this last Halloween, did
you? Yep.
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Why do you think I had such an issue?
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Well, that sucks because they just went
doggy for two minutes.
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You've got to give me a... Well, ask if
they want me or Jack.
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Do you want him or Jack? I would say
Jack because Daddy just had to, like...
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my God.
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Go fix himself before he came.
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So...
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Thank
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you.
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which I don't know. Yeah. Okay.
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I need a minute.
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Apparently.
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Well, you almost got me with your hand
before we ever even started fucking.
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So I was like, fuck, I'm done. I'm done.
I'm done.
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It's probably an outfit.
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My text looks good on me.
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Don't get me started.
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Ooh, congrats to you, Mitch.
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What was one? Two minutes. The doggy and
a free ticket?
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Damn. Go you.
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Let me make sure to put you in before I
forget.
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Right.
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So I'll have to stomp the only one butt
for a second.
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Thanks, Backstabric.
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Mitch PJ.
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I officially love upgraded rooms.
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Okay.
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This one actually has a vent fan.
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Nice.
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And it works.
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And it worked.
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So I don't have to go downstairs.
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I'll be in the bathroom for a few
minutes.
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Finger pussy, shake ass, doggy. I was
going to say I miss sweetheart.
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Okay. Yep.
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Well, it'll restart all the numbers,
though, if we stop it.
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Yeah.
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And you're welcome, Mitch. Congrats.
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And no, the guys are not a couple. You
lost your mind.
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But yeah, we'll stop it, but it'll put
all the numbers back in again when we
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restart.
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just so you know all right i will be in
there
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if you need me okay stop that restarted
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You need to lean back so far, Jack.
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Yeah, I don't want to mess up your hat.
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I love you. He's nobody's wife, Red
Sausage.
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It's okay. If it falls off, it falls
off.
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Yeah, but it's such a great effect.
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The spirit of things.
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Oh, yeah.
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You're richly good at this.
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Wow.
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That's a magical BJ.
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Oh, you mean
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your
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wife loves his cocks.
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Gotcha.
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that is fair enough.
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different camera position.
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fingering. And a close -up spread.
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Oh, was that one too?
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Yeah. It was on the dice rolls.
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Gotcha.
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No, that's just not going to stand.
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You may need to tilt the camera down
some.
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in the Beijing.
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That is not hard. They're not easy,
though.
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All right. Close up.
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Try to get the camera to sit level.
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Do you want to hear the funny part, Ray?
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It is.
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Don't do that, Jack.
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Unless you want me to kick you in the
face.
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It doesn't say it, but it's a Holiday
Inn.
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Actually, technically Holiday Inn
Express.
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keep going. It is 50 tokens.
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50 tokens for this to keep going.
Otherwise, we're going to be moving on.
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Last
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chance,
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guys. 50 tokens.
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Oh, yeah, and there's a My Choice in
there, huh?
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I'm going to say add a minute.
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Thanks again, Mitch.
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Are you just going to work your way
through the menu?
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Pretty much. Oh, yeah, and dry hump was
one twice.
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Yeah.
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Maybe I shouldn't have won that.
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I hate dry humps.
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I'll keep the zipper open for dry hump.
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Thank you.
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Because otherwise I feel like it would
change.
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It would probably more than change.
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It would probably destroy me.
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I'd certainly be wrong.
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Yeah, because Miss Sweetheart's trying
to get the list.
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So, like, maybe give her, like, a minute
between each tip so that she has time
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to, like, write down what is, what's
one.
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Because otherwise she won't be able to
get them. I think
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so, too, actually.
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Seven.
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Actually, Mitch, you're good because
we're going to stop the token keynote
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get the ticket show going.
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Yeah, the ticket show bought right.
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So you're good.
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And if not, he said we can ignore most
of them.
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I don't know how to pronounce your name.
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Thanks, Peggy.
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If they're not we should probably go in
and specify.
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I agree.
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Hello, Amanda.
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All right, that's about, wait, how long
was it? Three.
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Oh. I added a minute for Danny's choice.
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Never mind, then. It's not about that
time, then.
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I wonder if I should have just
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taken it off for the... No!
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Well, God, no.
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Technically, that was what was also one.
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I know, but we're going to do a take a
show.
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Just a second.
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If it starts to hurt, I will let you
know.
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Trust me.
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Hope you don't worry, guys.
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I'm ready.
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I was letting it go when we got that
high.
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I was aiming for the wrong lead.
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Yay, time for one minute of silence.
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Oh, my God.
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They come in here, they talk that shit
all the time, and they haven't tipped us
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once. Yeah.
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Sorry. You know, Amy, or the BJ Cole was
also just met.
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Are you serious?
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Yeah.
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Yep. Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh, shit.
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Where did this thing go? I look like a
cow.
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It's a regular BJ show, so... How do you
want to do that?
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That's usually three minutes.
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I know. Are you going to blow on me or
are you going to blow Jack?
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Wait, how much time do we have left for
the show?
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Four minutes until it starts.
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Ah, gotcha.
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So... Okay.
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Extended to you.
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That's because you guys haven't tipped
for him to have fun.
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And it will more than likely be a cream
pie.
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We're about a minute away.
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I mean, I do need to go pee.
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We will take care of anything else.
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Please.
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Pretty please.
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At least until I go.
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Just saying.
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All right.
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