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Come on. Come on. Should be
just enough to finish the job.
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Phew! Can't be too careful
with this stuff.
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"Warning."
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Blah blah blah...
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"Extreme usage could result
in minor gravity anomalies."”
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Can it, Poindexter.
I've come this far.
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I'm not giving up now.
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Yes, this is it!
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It's gonna be a bumpy ride,
but it'll all be worth it.
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Just eighteen more hours.
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Finally, everything changes...
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today.
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Aah! It's here!
It's here! It's here!
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Okay, so I was just opening
random doors, because I'm a creep,
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when I found something amazing!
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If it was worth waking up at
7:00 am for, that will be amazing.
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Feast your eyes!
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Whoa!
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Bro. Bro.
We're both thinkin' it.
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Crazy rooftop fireworks party!
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Not so fast, kids.
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There is no way on earth you're setting
off those dangerous, illegal fireworks...
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without me.
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Here you go, sweetie!
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Set something on fire for your
Grunkle Stan!
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I am the god of destruction!
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Whoa!
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Yay! Whoo!
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Hold on a minute.
Do you have a permit for those?
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Uh...
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Uh, do you have a permit
for being totally lame?
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Hey-o!
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Well, I can't argue with that.
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Carry on.
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Ha ha!
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But seriously, though, we should
probably clean this mess up.
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With water balloons?
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I don't see why not.
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Seriously?
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Ow.
Whoo!
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Ah, this is what
Saturdays are for.
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Doing dumb things forever!
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Dumb things forever!
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Whoa, there!
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To Grunkle Stan!
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Not just a great uncle--
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The greatest uncle!
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Ha ha. All right,
all right. I tell ya,
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it's unnatural for siblings to
get along as well as you do.
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Ha ha! Don't worry, we've still
got plenty of summer left
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to drive each other crazy.
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Heh... yeah...
plenty of summer left.
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Kids, there's something I, uh...
something I should tell you.
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It's, um... W-well, it's
complicated.
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I...
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I'm gonna go refresh my soda.
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Enjoy it while you can, Stan.
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They'll find out
sooner or later.
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Today's the day.
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What is that, a ladybug?
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What the-- Oh, no!
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Target's secure.
Take the house.
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What the...?
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Kids are secure.
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Roof team, go!
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Clear!
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Clear!
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Pig secure--we
have secured a pig.
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Hey, hands off, you stooge!
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Aah! I don't understand!
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What did I do that warrants
this much arresting?
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The government guys?
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I thought you
got eaten by zombies.
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We survived... barely.
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I used Trigger
as a human shield.
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He cried like a baby.
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Wha--hey!
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Not in front
of the special ops guys.
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This is security footage
of a government waste facility.
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At 0400 hours last night, someone robbed
300 gallons of dangerous waste.
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What? You think
that's me?
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Don't play dumb with us, Pines!
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But I actually am dumb!
Last night I was restocking
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the gift shop... I swear!
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Wait, Grunkle Stan!
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You've got the wrong guy!
Our Grunkle Stan might shoplift
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the occasional tangerine,
but he's notsome evil supervillain.
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Listen, kid. We've been watching
your family all summer,
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and we've seen
some disturbing things,
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but nothing as dangerous
as what your uncle is hiding.
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Somewhere hidden in this
shack is a doomsday device!
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Trigger, you take the children.
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I'll talk to the old man.
Sorry to break it to you, kids,
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but you don't know
your uncle at all.
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Icee pop, clear!
Hey!
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Kids! You gotta believe me!
For once I'm actually innocent!
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Kids!
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♪ Headin' into work,
doot doo doo doo doo ♪
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Ground team, move move move!
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Break down the door!
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Or... maybe not.
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Stanford Pines, you stand accused
of theft of government waste,
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conspiracy, and possession
of illegal weapons.
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How do you plead
to these charges?
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Uh..."guiltoccent.”
I mean, "innoguilty."
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Um... can I
have my phone call?
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Okay, give me whatever you
got that comes with a free toy.
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Soos!
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Mr. Pines? Is this some sort
of possession situation?
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Soos, pick up!
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Mr. Pines,
what happened?
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I heard you got arrested
or something?
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I had to go get some panic food.
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Listen, I need
something from you.
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You know that vending machine
in the gift shop?
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I need you to guard it
with your life.
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No matter what happens,
no matter who talks to you,
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don't let them touch
that machine!
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Time for a repair guy...
to become a repair man.
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Sir, your Junior Yum-Yum
Baby-Time Kiddo Meal?
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Just put one in my mouth.
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Let's do this.
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We've got Mr. Pines
in custody.
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Our men are searching
the shack for that device.
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You take care of those kids.
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What are you gonna do to us?
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- We'll be taking you to child services.
- Boo!
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In the meantime, enjoy
some mindless reality TV...
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designed to pacify you and make
you stop asking questions.
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I'm about to make the incision.
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Ker-prank!
Aah!
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You're watching Ker-Prank'd
with Justin Ker-Prank.
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Dipper, this is crazy.
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There's no way Stan was
stealing hazardous waste.
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We gotta clear his name!
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Hmm...
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Wait a minute,
the security tapes!
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Didn't Stan say he was restocking
the gift shop last night?
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If we could get the Mystery Shack's
surveillance tapes,
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we could prove he's innocent!
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We just need to think
of a way out of here.
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Think, Mabel. Think.
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No!
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Oh oh oh aah!
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Aah!
Aah!
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Mayday, mayday!
Agent down!
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Uhh! Darn branch!
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Uhh!
Ha ha, yes!
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Backup! Requesting
backup! Aah!
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Come on, Dipper. We're gonna go
clear our uncle's name.
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Oh, you poor kids. You really think
your uncle's innocent?
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I've seen it all before.
False names, double lives.
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One minute, they're playing
with water balloons.
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The next, they're building
doomsday devices.
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Your uncle scammed
the whole world.
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You gonna let him scam you, too?
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You--you don't know
what you're talking about.
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You're gonna regret this!
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Aah!
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Only five more hours
till it happens.
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I gotta be there!
Come on, Stan,
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you gotta think
of a way out of this.
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Think!
Think!
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Huh?
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They're getting stronger!
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Of course, that's it!
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H-hey! Whoa!
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Is it just me, or did the entire
world just hiccup?
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I'm sure it's just
a baby-sized earthquake.
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Aww, baby-sized!
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It's happening!
The end times!
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When that machine activates,
I gotta get outta town!
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Git in there, raccoon wife, git!
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Eh?
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All right, here's the plan.
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I'll take out
those two guard guys,
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you karate-chop the other dude
in the neck,
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and then we'll back-flip
through the front door!
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Mabel, aren't you forgetting
the simpler solution?
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Oh, right.
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So is it a rock,
or is it a face?
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I think...
it's a metaphor.
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All right.
If I was Stan,
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where would I hide
those surveillance tapes?
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Wait! The Antelabbit!
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Don't you mean "jackalope"?
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Pfft!
That can't be right.
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Yes!
Yes!
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It's this week!
This is it!
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Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
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Someone yelled "Wormy Dance." ”
We had to!
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Fast-forward.
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Ha! There it is!
Stan restocking, like he said.
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And the date shows
it was last night!
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It's proof!
He's innocent!
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Uh-oh.
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Uh, maybe he's just going
to the bathroom outdoors,
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the way nature intended.
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Oh, no.
Stan, you didn't!
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00:11:09,918 --> 00:11:12,754
Don't panic. That could be
anyone in that suit.
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Aah! Hot Belgian waffles!
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Wait, I'm alone. I can swear
for real! Son-of-a--
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That's him, all right.
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00:11:23,056 --> 00:11:26,977
Okay, okay. So maybe Grunkle Stan
stole some toxic waste.
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That doesn't mean he's leading
a nefarious double life.
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Mabel,
I'm not so sure about that.
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What?
What is all this?
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Stetson Pinefield?
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00:11:40,949 --> 00:11:44,453
Hal Forrester?
Andrew "8-Ball" Alcatraz?
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These are fake IDs, Mabel!
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You wouldn't need these unless you
were trying to hide your real identity.
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But why would Stan do that?
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What?
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"Stan Pines Dead"?
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"Foul play suspected
in Pines' death.”
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"Fiery car crash,
brakes cut..." By who?
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"Unnamed grifter at large"?
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Why would they call him
"unnamed"?
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Unless Stan...
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...isn't...
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...Stan?!
Stan?!
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Stan Pines is dead?
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Then who have we
been living with?
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It doesn't make any sense!
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There has to be
some explanation.
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Maybe we're getting Ker-Pranked!
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Justin Ker-Prank
is gonna jump up
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from behind one of these plants,
any minute now!
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Any minute, Justin.
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Can't believe it! This whole summer
I've beenlooking for answers,
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and the biggest mystery
was right under our nose.
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There's gotta be some kind
of explanation in here, somewhere.
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What the--?
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"Secret Code to Hideout"?
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Let me see that!
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A1, B, C3...
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I've never seen
a code like this.
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Wait, I have!
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Dipper,
it's the vending machine!
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All right, Pines.
Play time is over.
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Chopper's ready
to dust off to Washington.
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I'll enjoy putting you away.
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00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:21,550
What? Um, can't we stick
around for maybe one minute,
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uh, one minute, thirty seconds?
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We're not falling
for your games, Pines.
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You've been running
your whole life.
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Your time is finally up.
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00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:33,729
Bathroom break?
Just gimme 15 seconds.
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Sorry, but you've got
a flight to catch.
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Oh, yeah?
So do you!
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Huh?
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Whoa, whoa, hey!
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Aah!
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00:13:57,461 --> 00:14:00,756
Hey!
Dang it, get back here!
255
00:14:00,922 --> 00:14:02,382
Men, get him!
256
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:08,597
No!
You won't get away
with this! Aah!
257
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:13,185
- Aah!
- Gonna get ya! Gonna get ya!
258
00:14:13,393 --> 00:14:15,395
Ow!
259
00:14:15,562 --> 00:14:17,689
Whoa!
260
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:18,774
You know where
the Mystery Shack is?
261
00:14:18,982 --> 00:14:19,900
Uh, yeah.
262
00:14:20,108 --> 00:14:21,193
Okay, here's a hundred bucks.
263
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,903
Drive as far away
from the Shack as possible,
264
00:14:23,111 --> 00:14:25,572
and don't stop when the cops
start chasing you!
265
00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:31,203
He's getting away!
266
00:14:31,411 --> 00:14:34,081
Obviously, follow that cab!
267
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,460
Stanford escaped!
He's at large!
268
00:14:38,668 --> 00:14:41,588
We need to sweep the town!
Move, move, move!
269
00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,103
All right, Soos,
remember the plan.
270
00:14:56,311 --> 00:14:57,813
Protect the machine,
earn Stan's trust,
271
00:14:58,021 --> 00:15:00,482
legally get adopted by Stan,
change name to Stan Junior.
272
00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:01,650
Soos!
Aah!
273
00:15:01,858 --> 00:15:03,193
Oh, kids, where have you been?
274
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,903
W-What are you doing here?
275
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:06,905
Stan gave me a mission
to protect this machine.
276
00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:08,907
Ha! And I thought
I loved snacks!
277
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:11,326
Soos, listen. Something huge
is going on here.
278
00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:13,328
If Stan is hiding
some dangerous secret,
279
00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:14,913
we need to find out what it is!
280
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,124
I need you to step aside.
281
00:15:17,332 --> 00:15:21,378
Yeah, just let us through so we can prove
this is all just a big misunderstanding.
282
00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:25,507
Guys, I know this seems crazy, but I promised
Stan I would guard this with my life.
283
00:15:26,716 --> 00:15:28,969
I'm sorry, Soos.
284
00:15:29,177 --> 00:15:32,139
Aah! Attack glitter!
It's pretty, but it hurts!
285
00:15:32,347 --> 00:15:33,682
Please, Soos!
C'mon, Soos!
286
00:15:33,890 --> 00:15:35,892
Aw, c'mon, I don't wanna
fight you guys!
287
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,145
This hurts me
more than it hurts you!
288
00:15:38,353 --> 00:15:39,896
Aah!
289
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:42,482
Seriously, it hurts me
way more than it hurts you.
290
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,905
Aah!
291
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:52,951
Ohh...
292
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:00,876
It's like something
from a video game.
293
00:16:01,042 --> 00:16:02,586
Or a dream.
294
00:16:02,794 --> 00:16:03,920
Or a nightmare.
295
00:16:08,383 --> 00:16:11,928
I gotta be there
when it happens! Aah!
296
00:16:21,354 --> 00:16:22,939
Guys, are we dreaming?
Somebody wake me up.
297
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,858
This... can't be real.
298
00:16:25,066 --> 00:16:28,236
I don't understand. Why would
Mr. Pines have all this?
299
00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:30,655
It's just like
that bunker in the woods.
300
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:33,074
But what is it doing
underneath the Mystery Shack?
301
00:16:33,241 --> 00:16:36,828
Okay, okay, so he's got a huge,
gigantic lab.
302
00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:38,747
That doesn't mean anything bad.
303
00:16:38,955 --> 00:16:40,373
Everyone's got secrets!
304
00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:43,793
It's still Stan,
and he loves us.
305
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,921
And we love him, right?
306
00:16:46,129 --> 00:16:48,048
Can't be...
it's impossible.
307
00:16:48,256 --> 00:16:50,592
The other two journals?!
308
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:53,595
All this time, all this time,
Stan had them!
309
00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:56,473
I can't believe it!
Was anything he said to us real?
310
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,350
Why would he have
those journals?
311
00:16:58,558 --> 00:16:59,559
Maybe he's the author.
312
00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:01,603
Or maybe he stole them
from the author!
313
00:17:01,811 --> 00:17:03,813
Maybe the reason he has
all of those fake IDs
314
00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:05,690
is because he is
a master criminal,
315
00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:08,026
and this machine
is his master plan!
316
00:17:14,282 --> 00:17:15,325
Whoa!
317
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:19,621
"I was wrong the whole time."
318
00:17:19,829 --> 00:17:22,707
"The machine was meant to create
knowledge, but it is too powerful!"
319
00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:24,834
"I was deceived,
and now it is too late!"”
320
00:17:25,001 --> 00:17:26,628
"The device,
if fully operational,
321
00:17:26,836 --> 00:17:28,463
"could tear our universe apart!”
322
00:17:31,007 --> 00:17:33,009
"It must not fall
into the wrong hands.
323
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:36,846
"If the clock ever reaches zero,
our universe is doomed."”
324
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:42,644
It's the final countdown!
Just like they always sung about!
325
00:17:46,022 --> 00:17:48,441
The agents were right!
We have to shut it down!
326
00:17:59,494 --> 00:18:00,870
There! Quick!
327
00:18:03,915 --> 00:18:05,458
Turn these! Together!
328
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,671
That's it!
The shutdown switch!
329
00:18:12,924 --> 00:18:15,635
This all stops now!
330
00:18:15,802 --> 00:18:19,889
Don't touch that button!
331
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:25,937
Dipper, just back away.
332
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:30,775
Please don't press that shutdown
button. You gotta trust me.
333
00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:32,277
And I should trust you, why?
334
00:18:32,485 --> 00:18:34,154
After you stole
radioactive waste,
335
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:35,989
after you lied to us all summer!
336
00:18:36,197 --> 00:18:37,907
I don't even know who you are!
337
00:18:38,116 --> 00:18:39,534
Look, I know this
all seems nuts,
338
00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:41,161
but I need that machine
to stay on.
339
00:18:41,369 --> 00:18:42,746
If you just let me explain--
340
00:18:42,954 --> 00:18:45,540
Oh! Oh, no! Brace yourselves!
341
00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:56,009
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
342
00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:58,011
Aah!
343
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,811
T-minus 35 seconds.
344
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,855
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
345
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:11,274
Whoa, aah!
346
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:12,776
Dipper!
347
00:19:13,943 --> 00:19:16,863
Mabel! Hurry!
Shut it down!
348
00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:21,451
No!
349
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:22,786
Mabel, Mabel, wait!
350
00:19:22,994 --> 00:19:24,371
Stop! Uhh!
351
00:19:24,579 --> 00:19:26,915
Soos, what are you doing?
I gave you an order!
352
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:28,833
Sorry, Mr. Pines,
if that is your real name,
353
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,836
but I have a new mission now,
protecting these kids!
354
00:19:32,003 --> 00:19:33,630
Soos, you idiot, let me go!
355
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:36,883
Let me go!
C'mon!
356
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:38,635
Mabel, press the red button!
357
00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:41,429
- Shut it down!
- No, you can't! You gotta trust me!
358
00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:46,476
Grunkle Stan, I don't even know
if you're my Grunkle!
359
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,311
I wanna believe you, but--
360
00:19:48,478 --> 00:19:50,021
Then listen to me.
Remember this morning,
361
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:53,066
when I said I wanted
to tell you guys something?
362
00:19:53,274 --> 00:19:54,693
T-minus 20 seconds.
363
00:19:57,821 --> 00:20:00,615
I wanted to say that you're gonna hear
some bad things about me,
364
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:04,077
and some of 'em are true, but trust
me, everything I've worked for,
365
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:06,996
everything I care about,
it's all for this family.
366
00:20:07,163 --> 00:20:08,832
Mabel, what if he's lying?
367
00:20:08,998 --> 00:20:11,584
This thing could destroy
the universe! Listen to your head!
368
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,169
Look into my eyes, Mabel!
369
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:14,838
You really think I'm a bad guy?
370
00:20:15,046 --> 00:20:17,882
He's lying!
Shut it down, now!
371
00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:18,800
Mabel, please!
372
00:20:19,008 --> 00:20:20,343
Ten, nine...
373
00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:25,890
Grunkle Stan...
374
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:27,517
Six, five...
375
00:20:29,936 --> 00:20:32,105
I trust you.
376
00:20:32,313 --> 00:20:34,399
Mabel, are you crazy?!
We're all gonna--
377
00:20:34,607 --> 00:20:35,734
One.
378
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:38,903
No!
379
00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:39,904
Aah!
380
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:40,905
Aah!
381
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:42,031
Aah!
382
00:21:17,942 --> 00:21:20,570
W-What?
Who is that?
383
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,614
The author of the journals.
384
00:21:24,407 --> 00:21:26,868
My brother!
385
00:21:27,076 --> 00:21:28,870
Is this the part
where one of us faints?
386
00:21:29,078 --> 00:21:33,666
Oh, I am so on it, dude.
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