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♪ Ta dum,
locking up ♪
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Shoo, possum, shoo.
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Git, McGucket, git!
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♪ Ta dum, ta dum ♪
Good night, diner.
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Good night, trees.
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Good night, tiny men
stealing my pie.
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Wait. What?!
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Lift with your knees.
No, your knees.
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If I go one more
hour without eating,
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I'm gonna resort to cannibalism.
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Ma'am.
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Little magic men.
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What does it mean?
What do I do?
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Yes, hi.
I'd like to report something.
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I'm at Greasy's Diner.
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You won't believe
what I've witnessed.
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It's unbelievable.
It's indescribable.
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It's...
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It is unseen.
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Well, back to pie.
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I was this close
to eating you, Steve.
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All right, author, who are you?
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Who are...
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Bleccch!
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Not again.
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Hey, bro-bro, look what I got.
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Yay, a filthy green bottle.
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It's a bottle message
from Mermando, remember?
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He was part fish,
part shirtless guy.
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What if he wants
to get back together?
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I wouldn't get
your hopes up, Mabel.
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Too late.
Hopes are way, way up!
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"Dear Mabel...”
So far so good.
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"It is with
a heavy heart..."
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So far, so good.
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"that I must inform you,
I'm getting married"?!
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And there it is.
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"In order to prevent
an undersea civil war,
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arranged wedding,
queen of the manatees..."
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And she's so beautiful.
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This can't be happening.
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Oh, Mabel, you'll
get over him eventually.
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You don't understand, Dipper.
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On my first day here, I made this
page for summer romances.
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Look at my luck.
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Turned out to be gnomes,
child psycho,
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made out with his own hands.
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And now...
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I wish I could just
forget about them forever.
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Hey, if it's any consolation,
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my summer mission
isn't a huge success either.
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I'm still trying to find
the author of this journal.
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With his laptop smashed,
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I've lost any lead
in finding him.
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Wait a minute.
Dipper, look!
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- Through your bottle?
- Just do it.
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"McGucket Labs.”
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Wait. Old Man McGucket?
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Dipper, you don't think...
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Couldn't be.
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Doesn't make any sense,
unless...
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This matches with this.
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This goes over here.
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And then the name...
So that would mean
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Old Man McGucket
wrote the journal?!
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♪ Am I blanchin', girl,
we blanchin' ♪
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♪ I live up in
a mansion ♪
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♪ Am I blanchin', girl,
we blanchin' ♪
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♪ I live up in
a mansion ♪
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Ugh! I can't get that terrible
song out of my head.
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You mean "Straight Blanchin'"
by Li'l Bigg Dawggg?
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It's the catchiest
song of the summer.
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What is blanchin'?
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Rappers can't just
make up words.
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Rappers are visionaries, Wendy.
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If they told me
to eat my own pants,
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I would do it.
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♪ Eat your own pants,
eat your own pants ♪
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I guess I have no choice.
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Wendy, Soos, we need to
go see Old Man McGucket.
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- We'll explain on the way.
- Gah!
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Hey, what about work?
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Kids!
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Why is Soos
eating his own pants?
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Old Man McGucket, are you here?
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Here, hillbilly,
billy, billy, billy.
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That's good.
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Took an hour to think of this,
but it was worth it.
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Ha!
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Get outta here,
you salt lickin',
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hornswagglin'...
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McSuckit.
They got me good.
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Visitors!
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Come, come.
Pull up some rusty metal.
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You're just in time for my hourly
turf war with the hillbilly
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what lives in my mirror.
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Quit starin' at me when I bathe!
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You can drop the act, McGucket.
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I know you're the author.
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You studied the mysteries of this
town and wrote this book.
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Dude, you're the genius Dipper's
been searching for all summer.
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Uh, genius?
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I'm no genius.
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I never done nothin'
worthwhile in my life.
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Everyone knows
I'm no good to nobody.
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I can't remember
what I used to be,
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but I must've been a big
failure to end up like this.
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But the laptop has
your name on it.
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What about this book?
Are you sure you didn't write it?
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Here, look closely.
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I told you, I don't recall.
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Everything before
1982 is just a blur.
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Just a hazy...
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The Blind Eye!
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Robes. The men.
My mind.
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- They did something.
- Who did?
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I... Oh,
I don't recall.
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Oh, you poor old man.
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No wonder your mind's all.
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You've been through
something intense.
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What if McGucket
learned something
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he wasn't supposed to know,
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and someone, or something,
messed with his mind?
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We've got to get
to the bottom of this.
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Think, dude. What is the earliest
thing you can remember?
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Uh, this is, I think.
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The History Museum.
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That's where we're going.
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♪ Am I blanchin', girl,
we blanchin' ♪
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Ugh, Soos!
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Ugh!!
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I'll buy you a new one.
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Hello? Anyone here?
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All right, keep your eyes peeled
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for anything suspicious.
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Mabel, are you okay?
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You just walked by
a cat without petting it.
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Oh, Wendy, everything I look at
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reminds me of
my failed romances.
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That formaldehyde heart.
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That romantic diorama.
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Even this poster of
my most recent ex-crush.
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Aw, come on!
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So your last memory was here.
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- Anything coming back?
- Guys, look!
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Hey, who's there?
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Well, kettle my corn.
He vanish-ified.
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It doesn't make sense.
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Where did he go?
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I feel like all these eyeballs
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are a-watchin' me.
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Wait.
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They are.
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Move aside.
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Jackpot!
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A secret passageway.
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We'll have to be stealthy.
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I'll hambone a message
if there's trouble.
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I have no idea what that means.
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Who is the subject
of our meeting?
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This woman.
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Lazy Susan?
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What is it that you have seen?
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Speak!
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Uh, well, uh,
I was leaving the diner,
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and I saw these little
bearded doodads,
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and I was, like,
"Whaaaa?"
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There, there.
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You won't be "Like whaaaa"
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for much longer.
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What is that gizmo?
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It looks like a hair dryer.
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Are you guys barbers?
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Lazy Susan, what do you
know of little bearded men?
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My mind is clear,
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thanks to the Society
of the Blind Eye.
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It is unseen.
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Oh, my gosh.
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They erased Lazy Susan's memory.
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Guys, are you seeing this?
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They just wiped
Lazy Susan's memory.
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They should've wiped off
that awful mascara.
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I think she looks beautiful.
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She's doing the best
she can, Soos.
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Whoa, touched a nerve there.
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Lazy Susan, how do you feel?
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I feel great!
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I can't even
remember what was wrong,
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or what I'm doing here,
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or if I'm a man or a woman.
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Your memories
will be safe with us,
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buried in the Hall
of the Forgotten.
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Into the Hall of the Forgotten.
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Into the Hall of the Forgotten.
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Good chanting, boys.
Have you been practicing?
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Meeting adjourned.
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- Unsee you later.
- Unsee you later.
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Unsee you later.
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Unsee you later.
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Amazing.
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A secret society
of evil mind erasers.
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I'll bet they erased
your memory a long time ago.
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If we could find where you
memories have been hidden,
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it could be the key to unlocking
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all the mysteries
of Gravity Falls.
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All right, Mabel, Wendy,
you two stay here
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and make sure those
robe guys don't come back.
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Whooo! Girls club.
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Soos, you, me, and McGucket
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are gonna go find
the Hall of the Forgotten.
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Whoa!
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Follow that hat!
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Halt!
Is someone there?
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Aah! What do we do?
Where do we go?
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Man, these are
really poorly made.
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I could've sworn
I heard someone.
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Probably just the janitor
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kissing that wax
settler woman again.
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Woof! Remind me to
erase that from my memory.
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Whew! There it is.
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Hurry!
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Honey fogelin',
salt lickin' skullduggery.
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Man, you have got to teach me some
of those old-man swear words.
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I just don't get it, Wendy.
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I hug a lot, I can
burp the alphabet,
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I have scratch
and sniff clothing.
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Why does every boy leave me?
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Pfft, who cares?
Boys are the worst.
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You shouldn't get hung up, man.
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Maybe I come on
too strong, you know?
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Well, what's your opener?
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Pretend I'm a boy.
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Mmm, testosterone.
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Hi. I'm Mabel!
I'm 12 and own a pig!
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Wanna get married?!
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Honestly? That was perfect.
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You should just
forget about guys, man.
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Wendy, that's it.
Forget about guys.
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I just need to type
"summer romances” into this thing,
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and I won't feel
bad about them anymore.
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Whoa, hold up, Mabel. We don't
even know what that thing does.
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You could accidentally
erase, like,
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learning to read
or breathe or...
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Or one of those
terrible summer songs
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you can't get out of your head?
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Look at all these tubes.
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People must've been getting their
memories erased all over town.
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Whoa, look at this.
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Tell us, Robbie, what is it
that you have seen?
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So I was attacked by
this magic kung fu guy
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that was throwing, like,
balls of fire at me.
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I kicked his butt, though.
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Robbie, speak honestly.
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I was saved by a 12-year-old.
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Why are they erasing
people's memories?
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I still don't get it.
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Looky, fellers.
258
00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:21,240
It's those words
what people call me.
259
00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:23,951
Oh, dude, your memories.
We did it.
260
00:12:24,159 --> 00:12:25,619
Grabby grabby.
261
00:12:28,538 --> 00:12:29,665
I got it!
262
00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:36,380
I don't know, Mabel. Are you really
sure this is a good idea?
263
00:12:36,588 --> 00:12:38,257
All ideas are good ideas.
264
00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:41,009
Do you hear that?
265
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:45,806
The alarm in my brain
is a-ringin' again. Ah!
266
00:12:47,724 --> 00:12:48,809
Halt! Who's there?
267
00:12:49,017 --> 00:12:51,186
- Oh, no!
- Run.
268
00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:52,980
Get back here!
269
00:12:53,605 --> 00:12:56,024
Oh, you've really
tarred it up now, Fiddleford.
270
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:57,734
This is all your fault.
271
00:12:58,568 --> 00:13:00,445
Why does my beard
have a bandage?
272
00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:01,863
Does that even make sense?
273
00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:03,490
Why has no one pointed that out?
274
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:08,161
Okay, I think we're safe.
275
00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:10,747
We playing "Guess Who"?
276
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,374
Dude, I know it's you, Dipper.
277
00:13:12,749 --> 00:13:14,668
Such big, strong hands.
278
00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:24,177
You shouldn't have come here.
279
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:27,055
We do not give up
our secrets lightly.
280
00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:29,266
Who are you
bathrobe-wearing freaks?
281
00:13:29,474 --> 00:13:30,767
Why are you doing this?
282
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:32,894
What's with your creepy
British accent?
283
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:36,398
Well, I suppose we are going
to erase your minds anyway.
284
00:13:37,607 --> 00:13:39,026
Toby Determined?
285
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:40,235
Bud Gleeful?
286
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:41,737
That farmer guy?
287
00:13:42,487 --> 00:13:44,281
Creepy dude who
married a woodpecker?
288
00:13:44,489 --> 00:13:47,117
You, too? How's that marriage
goin', by the way?
289
00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:48,535
Oh, great, great.
290
00:13:49,077 --> 00:13:50,370
Not great.
291
00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:52,539
And you've never met me before.
292
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:55,375
And if you had,
you wouldn't remember.
293
00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:57,377
I am Blind Ivan,
294
00:13:57,586 --> 00:14:00,922
and we are the Society
of the Blind Eye.
295
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,926
Formed many years ago
by our founder...
296
00:14:05,093 --> 00:14:08,055
Our founder... Does
anyone remember who he was?
297
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:11,600
We've been usin' that ray on
our own brains an awful lot.
298
00:14:11,808 --> 00:14:14,269
Why would you do all this?
What do you have to gain?
299
00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:16,063
As you have no doubt discovered,
300
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:17,939
Gravity Falls is a town plagued
301
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:19,858
with supernatural strangeness.
302
00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:23,278
No one knew how to stop the things
that went bump in the night,
303
00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:26,156
so our founder invented
the next best thing--
304
00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:28,867
a way for us to forget.
305
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:30,494
We took it upon ourselves
306
00:14:30,702 --> 00:14:31,953
to help the troubled townsfolk
307
00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:35,874
by erasing the memories of the
strange things they've seen.
308
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,626
Now the people of Gravity Falls
309
00:14:37,834 --> 00:14:40,087
go about their lives
ignorant and happy,
310
00:14:40,295 --> 00:14:41,588
thanks to us.
311
00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:43,465
And as a perk, we help ourselves
312
00:14:43,673 --> 00:14:45,050
forget things that trouble us.
313
00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:47,677
Everyone has something
they'd rather forget.
314
00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:49,638
In fact, your own sister
315
00:14:49,846 --> 00:14:51,556
was about to use
that ray on herself.
316
00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:53,100
Isn't that right?
317
00:14:53,308 --> 00:14:55,060
Mabel? Seriously?
318
00:14:55,268 --> 00:14:56,895
Ha-ha. Maybe.
319
00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:59,314
Don't you see?
This is ruining lives.
320
00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:00,649
What about Old Man McGucket?
321
00:15:00,857 --> 00:15:02,776
He lives in a hut
and talks to animals,
322
00:15:02,984 --> 00:15:03,610
thanks to you.
323
00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:05,153
Don't you feel bad about that?
324
00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:07,239
Mmm, maybe a little.
325
00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:09,741
But not anymore.
326
00:15:10,033 --> 00:15:12,744
You won't be telling anyone
else what you've learned here.
327
00:15:13,036 --> 00:15:15,956
Say good-bye to your summer.
328
00:15:16,748 --> 00:15:18,125
Guys, if we're gonna
forget everything,
329
00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:20,085
I got some stuff I wanna
get off my chest.
330
00:15:20,377 --> 00:15:22,754
Mabel, for half the summer,
I thought your name was Maple,
331
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:25,006
like the syrup.
No one corrected me.
332
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:27,509
I only love
some of my stuffed animals,
333
00:15:27,717 --> 00:15:29,678
and the guilt is killing me!
334
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:32,722
Sometimes I use big words and
I don't actually know what they mean.
335
00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:34,599
I mean, I'm supposed
to be the smart guy.
336
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:36,810
If I'm not the smart guy,
who am I?
337
00:15:37,018 --> 00:15:38,520
Okay, I'm not
actually laid back.
338
00:15:38,728 --> 00:15:40,397
I'm stressed, like, 24/7.
339
00:15:40,605 --> 00:15:42,107
Have you met my family?
340
00:15:45,485 --> 00:15:48,155
Oh, stop being
a bunch of babies.
341
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:51,116
Owie!
342
00:15:51,324 --> 00:15:52,242
McGucket?!
343
00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:55,579
I raided the mining
display for weapons.
344
00:15:55,787 --> 00:15:57,914
Now fight like
a hillbilly, fellers.
345
00:16:00,917 --> 00:16:02,377
Nobody better mess.
346
00:16:02,669 --> 00:16:05,172
They know too much.
Don't let them escape!
347
00:16:05,922 --> 00:16:08,258
Get this song outta your head.
348
00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:10,886
Dysentery's gonna get you, dawg.
349
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:12,929
McGucket's memory tube!
350
00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:14,973
Oh, no, you don't.
351
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:18,393
Mabel, catch.
352
00:16:20,353 --> 00:16:21,813
I'll take that, thank you.
353
00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:23,773
Give it up, boy.
354
00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:26,193
You're no match for
the unstoppable power of...
355
00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:30,614
That's right, I don't wear
nothin' under my robe.
356
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,407
Not gonna apologize for that.
357
00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:34,910
Maybe y'all should apologize
for bein' a bunch of prudes.
358
00:16:35,118 --> 00:16:36,203
Eww!!
359
00:16:36,411 --> 00:16:37,996
Time to erase that forever.
360
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:40,790
- Give me that tube.
- Never!
361
00:16:44,377 --> 00:16:46,338
That memory belongs to McGucket.
362
00:16:46,546 --> 00:16:48,882
The society's secrets
belong to us.
363
00:16:54,721 --> 00:16:56,223
End of the line.
364
00:16:56,431 --> 00:16:58,808
By tomorrow, this will
all seem like a bad dream.
365
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:02,938
Say good-bye to
your precious memories.
366
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,107
No!!
367
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,612
McGucket, you took
a bullet for me.
368
00:17:11,446 --> 00:17:13,281
Oh, my gosh!
Are you okay?
369
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,409
Okay as I'll ever be.
370
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:17,285
What?
371
00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:21,248
Why... Isn't...
This... Working?
372
00:17:21,873 --> 00:17:23,917
Hit me with
your best shot, baldy.
373
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,920
My mind's been gone
for 30-odd years.
374
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,881
You can't break
what's already broken.
375
00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:35,554
Say good night, Sally.
376
00:17:43,311 --> 00:17:44,479
Unhand us!
377
00:17:44,771 --> 00:17:47,107
It isn't so fun
being tied up, is it?
378
00:17:47,315 --> 00:17:49,401
- Hey, wanna draw on their faces?
- What?
379
00:17:50,026 --> 00:17:52,028
- Tra-la-la...
- Hey, stop that!
380
00:17:53,321 --> 00:17:54,406
That's not funny.
381
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:55,657
It's pretty funny.
382
00:17:55,865 --> 00:17:57,534
It's, like, objectively funny.
383
00:17:57,951 --> 00:17:59,286
We'll have our revenge.
384
00:17:59,494 --> 00:18:01,580
We'll never forget
what you've done.
385
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,999
Oh, I think you just might.
386
00:18:04,499 --> 00:18:05,500
Say cheese.
387
00:18:09,796 --> 00:18:12,591
Thanks for visiting the museum for
"Gold Miner Appreciation Night".
388
00:18:12,799 --> 00:18:15,051
Be sure to tip the gold miner
on your way out.
389
00:18:15,885 --> 00:18:18,430
I'm sorry, but what's my name?
390
00:18:18,638 --> 00:18:19,556
Where am I?
391
00:18:19,764 --> 00:18:21,808
Oh, might have
overdone that one.
392
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:24,394
Your name is
Toot-Toot McBumbersnazzle.
393
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,688
You're a traveling
banjo minstrel,
394
00:18:26,896 --> 00:18:27,856
with a song in your heart
395
00:18:28,064 --> 00:18:30,066
and funny tattoos on your head.
396
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:34,613
Yes, I am Toot-Toot
McBumbersnazzle. Cheers!
397
00:18:34,821 --> 00:18:36,615
♪ Toot-Toot
is my name ♪
398
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:38,908
All right, McGucket.
399
00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:40,619
Are you ready
to see your memories?
400
00:18:40,827 --> 00:18:42,454
Find out who you really are?
401
00:18:42,662 --> 00:18:44,247
I'm not so sure.
402
00:18:44,539 --> 00:18:46,041
What if I don't like what I see?
403
00:18:46,249 --> 00:18:48,501
We've come all this way.
Go on.
404
00:18:54,966 --> 00:18:57,135
My name is
Fiddleford Hadron McGucket,
405
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:59,220
and I wish to unsee
what I have seen.
406
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:02,098
Sweet sarsaparilla.
407
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:03,016
For the past year,
408
00:19:03,224 --> 00:19:04,392
I have been working
as an assistant
409
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:05,769
for a visiting researcher.
410
00:19:05,977 --> 00:19:07,520
He has been cataloguing
his findings
411
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:09,981
about Gravity Falls
in a series of journals.
412
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,399
I helped him build a machine
413
00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:12,817
which he believed
had the potential
414
00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:15,945
to benefit all mankind,
but something went wrong.
415
00:19:16,279 --> 00:19:17,906
I decided to quit the project.
416
00:19:18,114 --> 00:19:19,240
But I lie awake at night,
417
00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:21,368
haunted by the thoughts
of what I've done.
418
00:19:21,701 --> 00:19:23,244
I believe I have
invented a machine
419
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:24,996
that can permanently
erase these memories
420
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:27,165
from my mind.
Test subject one.
421
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:28,458
Fiddleford.
422
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:31,920
It worked!
I can't recall a thing.
423
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,339
I call it the Society
of the Blind Eye.
424
00:19:34,589 --> 00:19:35,965
We will help those
who want to forget
425
00:19:36,174 --> 00:19:37,884
by erasing their bad memories.
426
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,428
Today, I came across
a colony of little men.
427
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:41,513
Very disturbing.
428
00:19:41,721 --> 00:19:43,348
I would like to forget
seeing this.
429
00:19:44,557 --> 00:19:46,643
I accidentally
hit another car in town today.
430
00:19:46,893 --> 00:19:49,145
I feel terri-bibble.
Terrible.
431
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:50,730
I've been forgetting
words lately.
432
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:53,108
I wonder if there are
any negative side effects...
433
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:55,694
I saw something in
the lake, something big!
434
00:19:56,861 --> 00:19:58,029
My hair's been a-fallin' out,
435
00:19:58,238 --> 00:19:59,948
so I got this hat
from a scarecrow.
436
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,783
Hey, are my pants on backwards?
437
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:15,130
Oh, McGucket.
I'm so sorry.
438
00:20:17,048 --> 00:20:17,716
Aw, hush.
439
00:20:17,924 --> 00:20:20,760
You kids helped me get my
memories back, just like you said.
440
00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:23,722
But did you want
those memories back?
441
00:20:23,930 --> 00:20:26,891
After all these years,
I finally know who I am.
442
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:28,560
Maybe I messed up in the past,
443
00:20:28,768 --> 00:20:29,811
but now that I seen
what happened,
444
00:20:30,019 --> 00:20:32,313
I can begin to put
myself together again.
445
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:37,152
Still don't know
what that means.
446
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,863
So, wait, you weren't the author,
but you worked with him.
447
00:20:40,071 --> 00:20:41,197
Do you remember who he was?
448
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:42,866
It's beginning to come back,
449
00:20:43,074 --> 00:20:44,659
but I need more time.
450
00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:46,619
And reading glasses.
Heck!
451
00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:50,415
I got some rememberin' to do.
452
00:20:50,665 --> 00:20:52,917
So, Mabel, you still wanna erase
453
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:55,086
those failed summer romances?
454
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,802
You know, no one likes
having bad memories,
455
00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:05,138
but maybe it's better
to remember the bad things
456
00:21:05,346 --> 00:21:06,181
and learn from them
457
00:21:06,389 --> 00:21:09,225
than to go all
denial crazy trying to forget.
458
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,352
That's some mature
junk right there, Mabel.
459
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:13,438
Yep. Miss mature.
That's me.
460
00:21:13,688 --> 00:21:15,690
Hey, you wanna help me
vandalize this picture
461
00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:17,108
of my jerky ex-crush?
462
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:18,568
Ooh, yeah!
463
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,069
Wait, let's give him buck teeth.
464
00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:24,741
Hey, you know what?
465
00:21:24,949 --> 00:21:26,534
Going on this big adventure
actually made me get
466
00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:28,953
- that stupid song out of my head.
- Nice.
467
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,164
♪ Am I blanchin', girl,
we blanchin' ♪
468
00:21:31,372 --> 00:21:33,208
Oh, come on!
469
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:36,085
It's all so familiar.
470
00:21:36,294 --> 00:21:38,213
It's almost like I can remember.
471
00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:42,425
All right,
you're getting closer.
472
00:21:45,303 --> 00:21:47,180
Every day,
it's getting stronger.
473
00:21:50,225 --> 00:21:51,976
Ha! Yes! Ah!
474
00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:54,646
I don't care if it's dangerous.
475
00:21:54,979 --> 00:21:56,439
I don't care how long it takes.
476
00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:57,607
I'm gonna pull this off,
477
00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,818
and no one's gonna
get in my way.
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