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Well, hello there, traveler.
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I see your car broke down
on this lonesome country road,
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a place so remote that no one
can hear your screams!
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Pretend I didn't say that.
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Come in, come in, but be warned,
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if you enter you may be
subjected to my tales.
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Tales designed
to sell my merchandise!
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Sorry, I was thinking
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of something funny
I heard earlier.
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You've come to
the Mystery Shack after-hours,
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a time when only our creepiest
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and most cursed objects
are for sale,
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like that thing there!
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No, not a fan?
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Too many orifices?
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All right, I can tell
what you're looking for
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is this disembodied hand.
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Why is it so expensive?
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Well, that's quite a tale
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and it's called Hands Off!
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No, seriously, hands off,
that's not for sale.
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All right.
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Hands Off!
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Swap meet!
Swap meet! Swap meet!
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Look at all these
priceless treasures.
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Bobbly-heads!
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They agree with
everything I say.
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Professor glasses!
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They make me look like a genius.
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Look at these
faux-gold beauties.
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They're mob-boss quality.
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All right, kids,
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prepare to watch
the delicate art of the deal.
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Hey, hag-face!
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How much for the junk watches?
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They are not for sale.
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Not for you, Stan Pines!
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The wind whispers your name!
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Shh...
Shush, you guys.
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All right, I get it,
you're creepy.
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Anyway, less talky, more watchy!
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Get your hands off my watch!
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Ugh!
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Yeesh!
Freak show.
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Wow, someone needs to work
on their social skills.
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And their observation skills.
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Boom!
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Good job, heisting hands.
Mwah, mwah.
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Grunkle Stan, are you seriously
shoplifting from a witch?
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That sounded like a curse.
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"That sounded
like a curse!”
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Hey, anyone want
to buy a wet blanket?
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We got a wet blanket for sale!
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I can't survive in this market.
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Ha, curse.
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Yeah, right.
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Ah!
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Wait, is this curse ugly
or normal ugly?
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Looks like I got off scot-free.
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All right, kiddos,
breakfast time.
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Prepare your mouths for--
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Whoa! Whoa-ah!
No hands!
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Grunkle Stan,
what happened to your hands?
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So I might have
got cursed a little,
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but the watch looks nice, right?
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Foolish man, thieving hands
find wicked face!
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You must return
what isn't yours...
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That's better.
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I told you, Grunkle Stan,
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you got to give that
watch back and apologize.
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What?
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That old crone
should apologize to me
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for denying my right
to buy cheap junk.
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I don't need hands,
I've got self respect.
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Mabel, sweetie, will you
make your uncle some hands?
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La-la-la.
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Hands makeover!
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Say hello to your "new hands"!
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In quotes.
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Nice work, kid.
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See, hands are overrated.
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I'm ready to take on the day!
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Ma'am.
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Hey, Mr. Pines.
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Should we play toss me
a dozen eggs like we always do?
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No, Jimmy, wait!
Not today!
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Not today!
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Let's find that witch.
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According
to the swap meet pamphlet,
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the hand witch lives
in a horrible hand witch lair
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on Hand Witch Mountain.
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Stop saying hand witch!
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Grunkle Stan, did you
just tap my shoulder?
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Kid, I can't tap anything.
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Guys, can you stop tapping
both my shoulders?
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Hands!
Lots of hands!
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Look at this touching scene.
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Up top!
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You guys, you guys get me.
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All right, you horrible wench,
you got me.
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Stealing is wrong,
etcetera, take it.
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Now can I have my hands back?
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I have a certain gesture
I'd like to share with you.
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Alas, your hands cannot
be gotten so easily.
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The spirits say, um...
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that the curse can
only be broken by a kiss!
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What?
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It's all right, kids.
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Just look away.
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A kiss on the lips!
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What? Forget it! I'm not
kissing any of that mess.
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I don't need my hands that bad.
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Yeah, you're just
making stuff up now.
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Let's go, kids.
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No, wait!
Don't go!
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You're right, you're right.
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I was just making
all that stuff up.
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Just trying to get
something going, you know.
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So hard to meet
people these days.
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So this was all just
a ploy to get a date?
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I'm desperate, okay?
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But every time I bring
someone back here
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without keeping their hands
hostage, they just run away!
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Well, yeah, look
at this horror show.
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It's creepy even for a cave!
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You just need to redecorate.
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For example...
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A handelabra!
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Ooh, the hand witch likes.
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Then watch me work.
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Home makeover!
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Redecorate.
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Redo you.
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Change it around.
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You got to do it
to make it work.
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Okay. Time to take a look
at your fantastic new cave.
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Men will definitely
tolerate you now.
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And I left a book of pickup
lines on the end table.
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Blah!
Oh, my goodness!
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I can't believe
this is the same cave!
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Oh, my goodness!
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I just can't find the words.
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How about "Here's
your hands back"?
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Oh, right.
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Shaky, Scratchy.
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I've missed you old rascals.
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You're all right, sister.
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Will you be my boyfriend now?
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No, never.
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Well, I learned nothing.
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Back to my crippling loneliness.
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Hey, I'm lost
in these mountains.
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Could I crash here
for the night?
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Please, come in. Uh...
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"Girl, are those space pants?
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Because your butt looks
out of this world.”
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Wow.
Thanks for noticing.
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Yes!
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All right, I get it.
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You don't want the hand,
you're a savvy customer.
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But perhaps you'd be
interested in buying, um...
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this magic pig.
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Sure he doesn't look magic,
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but there
is a very interesting story
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I'm about to make up about him,
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and it's called Abaconings!
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"The What-The-Heck-A-Hedron!
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Solve this test of intelligence
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and your photo
could be on this box."
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Whoa. That's false advertising
I can get behind.
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Come on.
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Ugh!
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Ooh, that's a bummer.
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This is May May and The Hogg
coming at you on the AM.
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Whoa!
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Not sure we can say
that on the air.
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Don't touch that dial, truckers,
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'cause The Hogg just ate it.
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Mabel, could you knock it off?
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I'm trying to solve
this intelligence puzzle,
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but it seems impossible.
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Maybe you're just
not smart enough.
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We'll see about that.
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Buried near the falls is
the legendary percepshroom.
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To increase brain power,
grind it up
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and apply to
the forehead overnight.
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Tomorrow, I own you!
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Ha-ha!
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I feel smarter already.
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The digits
of pi are 3.1...
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Um...
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415926 etcetera.
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What?
Who said that?
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Mabel?
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Whoa!
Dipper, look.
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Greetings, friends.
It is I, Waddles the pig.
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What?
Waddles, what happened to you?
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Have you been possessed
by the spirit of a nerd?
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I understand my transformation
may be vexing,
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but I have prepared
a presentation.
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Forgive me. My pig arms
are cute and useless.
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The brain goop! You ate it
and built all this, didn't you?
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This isn't right!
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The pig goes oink.
The pig goes oink!
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Now the pig goes
wherever he can shine
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the light of knowledge into
the darkness of ignorance.
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Whoa!
What the heck-a-hedron!
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How did you do that?
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I can teach you, Dipper.
I can teach you many things.
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From the secrets
of astrophysics to the--
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Hey, hey!
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Man, I am loving
this new Waddles.
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Yeah,
he's, uh, he's definitely...
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different.
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Dude, that rocket cart
is amazing!
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You and me
should go invent stuff.
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Uh, Waddles,
don't you want to stay up here
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and record some
morning pranks with me?
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Mabel, this pig's got a gift.
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He needs to share it
with the world.
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I'm sorry, Mabel.
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There is more to life than
making fart noises
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and laughing
at those fart noises.
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I see that now.
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00:11:38,530 --> 00:11:42,284
Yeah, you guys
just go on without me.
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Oh, my kite got stuck in a tree.
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I hate everything!
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I bet we could be of service.
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Ah! An affront
against nature!
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Ha! Forget kites.
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Here, take this rocket pack
I invented
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and explore
the heavens yourself.
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Forget that, Grenda is
gonna look at cute boys
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through skylights.
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I rule the sky!
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Dude, that rocket pack
we made was amazing.
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Don't forget the laser gun
we made for Candy.
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That's to my enemies!
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Welcome to May May
and The Hogg AM.
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Top story today,
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coping with crippling loneliness
after losing my co-host.
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♪ Loneliness! ♪
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What did that nasty goop
do to you?
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You're not happier
like this, are you?
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Ha-ha. This is
your greatest invention yet.
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It could solve
every problem of mankind.
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And bring me many potatoes,
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delicious potatoes.
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Yummy yummy
for my fat little pig tummy.
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What the heck is going on here?
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Mabel, you are just in time
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to behold
our greatest achievement.
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The smarticle accelerator!
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Solving that brain puzzle
was just the tip of the iceberg.
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With this, Waddles will be
able to solve
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all the greatest puzzles
of the universe.
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The origin of life.
The meaning of existence.
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Why dudes have nipples.
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Soon your pig is gonna be
world famous,
262
00:13:20,924 --> 00:13:23,260
meeting with scientists,
presidents.
263
00:13:23,468 --> 00:13:25,721
I wonder if I can teach him
to wear pants.
264
00:13:25,929 --> 00:13:27,097
The whole world?
265
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:28,890
But when will you have
time for us?
266
00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:30,517
I'm your best friend.
267
00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,102
I'm still your friend, Mabel.
268
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,313
But I'm helping people now.
269
00:13:34,479 --> 00:13:36,106
But what about helping me?
270
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:38,775
Do you really want to spend
your whole life in meetings
271
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,527
with dumb smart guys?
272
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:43,238
This brain junk has made you
forget who you are.
273
00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:45,490
Don't you remember us?
274
00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:50,954
♪ Remember those times ♪
275
00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:54,166
♪ Don't forget
to remember those times ♪
276
00:13:54,374 --> 00:14:00,672
♪ Just remember
to remember those times ♪
277
00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:01,965
It all makes sense now.
278
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,842
What good is helping the world
279
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,762
if I can't help my favorite
person in the world?
280
00:14:06,970 --> 00:14:08,972
It's a good thing
I built in a dum-dum switch.
281
00:14:13,685 --> 00:14:15,687
Waddles!
Waddles, don't! Wait!
282
00:14:17,689 --> 00:14:19,066
I'm sorry, Dipper.
283
00:14:19,274 --> 00:14:20,317
In my last eight seconds
of consciousness,
284
00:14:20,525 --> 00:14:21,735
I want you to know
285
00:14:21,943 --> 00:14:23,737
that science is a horizon
to search for,
286
00:14:23,945 --> 00:14:25,864
not a prize
to hold in your hand.
287
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:28,575
Also I miss getting
my tummy tickled.
288
00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:32,996
Oh, Waddles.
289
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:39,961
No!
Our invention!
290
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,756
I know what will make you
feel better.
291
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:45,342
A simple hug from a simple pig.
292
00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:47,719
Yeah, guess so.
293
00:14:53,308 --> 00:14:54,726
Good pig. Ugh.
294
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:58,355
You know what? You're right.
Don't buy the pig.
295
00:14:58,522 --> 00:15:00,148
In fact I'm better off
leaving it with my niece.
296
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,402
No shooting in the house,
sweetie.
297
00:15:03,610 --> 00:15:06,863
But perhaps I could interest you
in something else.
298
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:09,866
Like these spooky movies!
299
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,243
Movies are great.
300
00:15:11,451 --> 00:15:13,412
You watch the movie,
you scare the girl,
301
00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:14,830
the girl snuggles up
next to you.
302
00:15:15,038 --> 00:15:16,540
Next thing you know,
you got to raise a kid,
303
00:15:16,748 --> 00:15:17,874
your life falls apart.
304
00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:19,084
Forget that last part.
305
00:15:19,292 --> 00:15:22,045
This next tale is called
Clay Day!
306
00:15:26,007 --> 00:15:28,427
You did it,
Shimmery Twinkleheart!
307
00:15:28,635 --> 00:15:30,095
No, you did it, Cinnamon.
308
00:15:30,303 --> 00:15:33,223
Because you believed
in yourself.
309
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,100
Everything about this is bad.
310
00:15:35,308 --> 00:15:36,601
Well, that just
put me 90 minutes
311
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:37,853
closer to death.
312
00:15:38,061 --> 00:15:39,104
It's time you kids
learn to watch
313
00:15:39,312 --> 00:15:40,272
the classics from my day.
314
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,399
Ooh, old people movies.
315
00:15:42,607 --> 00:15:44,693
Get ready for references
we don't understand
316
00:15:44,901 --> 00:15:45,944
and words we can't repeat.
317
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:52,492
You're no match
for Loinclothiclese.
318
00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:54,536
I've come for the golden pants.
319
00:15:58,915 --> 00:16:00,333
Oh, no! Mabel!
320
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:01,877
Well, your sister is broken.
321
00:16:02,085 --> 00:16:04,504
Oh, Grunkle Stan,
I should have told you before
322
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:06,423
that Mabel
has a childhood terror
323
00:16:06,631 --> 00:16:08,633
of old-timey stop-motion
animation.
324
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,219
It's like her number one fear
since we were kids.
325
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:13,805
Come on, those hokey old things,
326
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:15,474
how scared could she be?
327
00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:20,479
The Cyclops! His face
is made of nightmares!
328
00:16:20,687 --> 00:16:22,606
Kid, it's just a movie.
It can't hurt you.
329
00:16:22,814 --> 00:16:23,607
No talking.
330
00:16:23,815 --> 00:16:24,691
They wait for you to talk
331
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,902
and then crawl
inside your mouth!
332
00:16:27,110 --> 00:16:28,904
Why did you have
to show her that tape?
333
00:16:29,112 --> 00:16:30,822
There's got to be a way
to get her over this!
334
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:35,410
Huh...
335
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:41,124
All right, if we can just
get the director to show her
336
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,502
the models are fake,
maybe she'll finally calm down.
337
00:16:43,710 --> 00:16:44,503
I don't know, dude.
338
00:16:44,711 --> 00:16:45,712
According to the internet,
339
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:46,880
special effects genius
Harry Claymore
340
00:16:47,088 --> 00:16:48,423
is some kind of recluse.
341
00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:51,301
Man wants his privacy.
I can respect that.
342
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,764
Well, everyone over the fence.
343
00:16:55,972 --> 00:16:58,600
You see, Mabel, those monsters
are just tiny clay figures
344
00:16:58,808 --> 00:17:01,853
moved around one frame at
a time by an antisocial shut-in.
345
00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:04,231
Those people
are called animators.
346
00:17:05,815 --> 00:17:07,025
Hello?
347
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:09,402
Mr. Claymore?
348
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,238
We want to get a look
at your figurines.
349
00:17:11,446 --> 00:17:13,114
We're not paparazzi.
350
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,617
Aha!
351
00:17:15,825 --> 00:17:18,245
See, Mabel, it's all just
special effects.
352
00:17:18,453 --> 00:17:19,496
You can come out.
353
00:17:19,704 --> 00:17:20,580
No!
354
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:21,581
Kid, listen to me.
355
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:22,874
For the last time,
356
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:25,710
there is nothing here
to be afraid of--
357
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,970
It's slowly...
358
00:17:36,137 --> 00:17:37,681
swiping at us!
359
00:17:37,889 --> 00:17:40,225
Let's escape by standing still!
360
00:17:40,433 --> 00:17:42,561
Oh, it didn't work!
361
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:48,858
Whoa!
362
00:17:57,742 --> 00:18:00,579
How is this happening?
What do they want?
363
00:18:00,787 --> 00:18:02,914
I'm afraid they want you.
364
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:07,586
Harry Claymore,
master of special effects,
365
00:18:07,794 --> 00:18:09,588
circa 1970 something.
366
00:18:09,796 --> 00:18:13,341
Alas, my effects
are more special than you know.
367
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:15,051
What? But how are
these things real?
368
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,052
What about stop motion?
369
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:17,304
What?
370
00:18:17,512 --> 00:18:18,597
Do you really believe someone
371
00:18:18,763 --> 00:18:20,557
moves these figures
one frame at a time?
372
00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:22,142
I'm not a masochist.
373
00:18:22,350 --> 00:18:24,894
I used black magic to make them
animate themselves.
374
00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:27,272
It was great at first,
but one day...
375
00:18:32,068 --> 00:18:33,570
No!
376
00:18:33,778 --> 00:18:35,739
Where's the heart?!
377
00:18:35,947 --> 00:18:37,699
Now that they were out of work,
378
00:18:37,907 --> 00:18:40,910
they went mad and enslaved me!
379
00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:44,289
And now they will turn you
into unholy beasts of clay
380
00:18:44,497 --> 00:18:45,957
to join in their mischief!
381
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:47,500
Well, Mr. Pines,
at least you'll finally
382
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:49,294
get to work with
your favorite director.
383
00:18:49,502 --> 00:18:52,297
And by work, I mean, suffocate
inside a big wad of clay.
384
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:54,674
Help!
385
00:18:54,841 --> 00:18:55,759
Somebody help us!
386
00:18:55,967 --> 00:18:56,718
Help!
387
00:18:56,926 --> 00:18:58,178
Oh, what do I do?
388
00:18:58,386 --> 00:19:01,056
How can I defeat
those monstrosities?
389
00:19:04,559 --> 00:19:07,562
Hey, I changed it into
something I like.
390
00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:10,690
Whoa.
I think I have an idea!
391
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:13,818
Hey, one-eyed-clops!
392
00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:15,737
Yeah, I'm talking to you,
dum-dum!
393
00:19:15,945 --> 00:19:16,988
Come at me!
394
00:19:25,413 --> 00:19:26,873
Ah!
395
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,167
Wipe that face off your face.
396
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:33,588
Oh, I've got big plans for you!
397
00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:35,382
Hey, skeleton dorks!
398
00:19:35,590 --> 00:19:37,967
It's "clayback" time!
399
00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:39,928
Whoo-hoo-hoo.
400
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,431
Dude, you conquered your fear.
401
00:19:43,598 --> 00:19:46,810
That's right. Because
she believed in herself.
402
00:19:47,018 --> 00:19:48,269
Can it, Twinkleheart!
403
00:19:48,478 --> 00:19:50,689
Just start pounding
those skeletons!
404
00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:54,818
Mabel, you did it.
405
00:19:55,026 --> 00:19:56,236
So you're not scared anymore?
406
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,238
Oh, I'm scared
twice as much now,
407
00:19:58,446 --> 00:20:00,740
but now I know it's rational.
408
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:03,410
Kid, I'm sorry I doubted you.
You were right.
409
00:20:03,618 --> 00:20:05,578
Stop motion is pure evil.
410
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,664
And probably really expensive.
411
00:20:07,872 --> 00:20:09,541
Incredibly expensive.
412
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:12,794
This is an impressive
fight though.
413
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:14,713
I'm glad I'm facing towards it.
414
00:20:16,297 --> 00:20:17,590
Yay!
415
00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:18,883
That was the best part.
416
00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:29,394
Well, I think today we learned
that you can remold your fears.
417
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,938
I'm just glad none of us
got turned into clay.
418
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:33,273
Holy Toledo!
419
00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:37,152
Who wants to see me
change into most anything?
420
00:20:40,029 --> 00:20:41,865
I can walk through walls.
421
00:20:42,073 --> 00:20:43,366
Whoa!
422
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:46,119
We're safe now, kids.
423
00:20:46,327 --> 00:20:47,871
We're safe.
424
00:20:48,037 --> 00:20:49,372
I don't get it.
425
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,249
You don't want the pig,
you don't want my tapes,
426
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,126
what are you gonna buy?
427
00:20:53,334 --> 00:20:55,754
How about this delicious potion?
428
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,756
Here, have a free sample.
429
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:06,139
You should have bought my merch
430
00:21:06,347 --> 00:21:08,349
when you had the chance, buddy.
431
00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:10,059
But that's okay.
432
00:21:10,268 --> 00:21:12,729
I'll have something new
for sale very soon.
433
00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:18,651
And here we have
our latest attraction.
434
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,904
The legendary Cheapskate!
435
00:21:21,112 --> 00:21:22,864
I saw it blinking.
436
00:21:23,072 --> 00:21:24,741
Just an optical illusion.
437
00:21:24,949 --> 00:21:26,326
Come along, everyone.
438
00:21:26,534 --> 00:21:28,453
Step right up!
439
00:21:31,998 --> 00:21:33,666
That's right, I'm a jerk.
440
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,794
Hey, want to play tic-tac-toe?
441
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:41,674
Hey, I wanted to be Xs,
let me be Xs.
442
00:21:41,841 --> 00:21:43,510
Trust me, just let her be Xs.
443
00:21:45,094 --> 00:21:47,055
Yay!
444
00:21:47,263 --> 00:21:49,849
Actually I'm sorry.
I changed my mind, I'll be Os.
445
00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:52,894
Okay, you're gonna
hate me right now,
446
00:21:53,102 --> 00:21:55,188
but is Xs still a possibility?
447
00:21:58,858 --> 00:22:00,652
I don't think
you're playing this right.
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