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Hi, Grandpa.

piss flaps.

Look at them.

Jesus Christ.

Wonderful ass.

I'd like to suck a fart out of that.

Jesus, I'd do things to it.

Why are

you

grabbing me and watching her?

I can't see.

That's all me.

We haven't had a woman in here in forever.

No, no. What a fucking asshole like that. Look at that thing. Is that a

her ass? What is that? Should be my tongue.

Yeah. No, I'm just at that gross old people's home.

Yeah, it fucking smells here. It's really grim.

I told you. I told you I'm doing it.

No.

No, remember I crashed that car earlier?

Yeah. So they made me do fucking community service here in this gross,

place. I'm doing my own cleaning stuff.

And there's guys everywhere and they're really...

Just gross and decrepit, and it's disgusting.

Yeah, no, I don't want to be here at all.

And it's a waste of a Saturday.

I know.

It's so... You don't understand.

If you were here, it's so fucking disgusting.

So disgusting. Like, on a scale of 1 to 10, 9 .7 easily.

It's so grim.

Yeah. Oh, my God, and you should see these guys.

They're so old.

Yeah. Yeah, think, yeah, think like your grandpa.

Yeah?

No, I've never been somewhere like this. It's so, so gross.

Oh, I'm going to be a fucking agent. I don't know, there's so much to do.

And like I said, it's filthy.

Stand up.

Come on, let's go.

Oh, yeah, I've got to go.

Okay, fine.

Hi. Hello.

Hey. You guys all right?

I'm doing okay, beautiful.

I've got her medications.

Oh, lucky you guys.

Good day for Grandpa, okay? Medication day.

Yeah. Yeah. I should clean up all your mess.

Sorry about that. I can't bend over anymore to pick up these pillows. Well,

were everywhere.

I wonder what you guys have been getting up to here. We're trying to access

that. Oh, trying. We had a pillow fight. Key words there.

Yeah. Yeah. Pillow fight.

Yeah? Pillow fight?

Yeah. Cute.

I'm sorry about that, by the way. With my back, I can't bend over and pick them

up no more.

Garrett, gross hair.

It's really, really gross.

If there's a need of a woman's touch, we'll give you that. I mean, that's what

we're all in need of, a woman's touch.

Oh, my God. You guys don't get out much, do you?

Oh, we do. We do. It's just not very many.

Ladies around?

Not really anymore.

We'll get the gazebo.

Yeah. Here you go.

Gazebo. Oh.

Oh, okay.

Nice. Well, you guys know while I'm... Oh, getting a bit closer.

Do you know... Okay, Grandpa.

Do you know while I'm here, right?

Something about a paper you need to sign?

Yeah, a paper, yeah. I'm doing community service, so I'm... So I'm cleaning.

You took a shower today.

Yeah. I'm just checking. She just said she was cleaning. Okay, yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, okay.

You don't want a massage?

Yeah, okay.

Fine. Oh, my God. Grandpa will touch you today. Hey, did you get the right

medication or another kind of around? I don't know. It's usually a head or back.

Yeah, depends what they want to give you. Our nurse likes to play tricks on

So, darling, about this letter, do you need us to sign something?

Okay, you can stop touching me now.

Yeah.

I'm here doing community service.

Community service? What's that?

Did you get in trouble or something?

A little bit of trouble. Community service is where... You do care in the

community for old, decrepit people like yourself.

Yeah, so I got into a small fender bender. Small? How small?

Tiny. We're bigger than that here.

Tiny, tiny, tiny.

It was me and just one other car. No one was hurt.

Nobody's tiny like that here, dear.

Okay, so I got into a fender bender and that's why I'm here.

Hit the elder!

England's best prime roast.

Lord Parkinson!

Jesus Christ, you old idiot.

Oh, my God.

Okay. You guys okay?

Just arguing and that shit? No, don't mind him, honey. You were saying you

needed something from us, is that right?

Um, I mean, I don't really... Well, I guess, yeah, I guess I do need something

from you guys, but... Um, I mean, I...

Unless I'm here all day, I've got to get those papers signed.

Goddamn Nazis.

Papers? What are your papers?

Oh, no, I've got papers. Oh.

I've got papers that I need to be... From the SS?

No. No, I've got papers that I need to be... Okay, I've got papers that I need

to be signed. You can leave my shoes alone if you want. Just making sure

tied correctly. Oh, they're absolutely tied correctly.

Community service.

Yeah, community service.

You know, I killed 50 men in the war.

Oh, my God. Yeah, this is all friendly fire.

That's why they discharged me. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Mike, you bring that up. Okay. You start it. So back to the

But I have to have my papers signed so that I can get out of here enough with

the shoes and enjoy my nice Saturday.

That's why I'm here. So what I'm hearing is that you need us to sign these

papers. I guess I do. I do need you to sign the papers. Yeah, I do.

Well, I think you need to serve as a community in here.

I mean, I've been cleaning, so I don't know what else you guys would want me to

do. Well, now I'm clean.

Thanks.

I've cleaned all your shit up. Clean? How well have you been?

Does that look clean to you?

Well, you know, I've tried my best. What else could I do? You guys don't really

have much equipment here either for proper cleaning.

Well, dear, you might have to do a little better than that.

So, this work is not adequate.

I'm thinking you could spend the next eight hours cleaning with a bunch of old

guys.

Or maybe you could take a shortcut. Maybe we could help you out.

Sign those papers and get you out of here a little early. A shortcut?

Yeah.

Maybe do us a little favor and we could... Let her go?

Sign the papers?

Say you've been here all day, maybe.

I mean, I guess.

Could it be a really short shortcut?

Like a really... We're not short around here.

Really quick one? Really far?

Well, it probably won't take eight hours.

I'm usually very quick, yes, sweetheart. I'm very, very quick. We're old.

Very old.

Yeah, I can tell.

Um... I mean... Oh, you think about it. We'll be here.

Twelve hours, or you guys.

In fact, we're probably going to die here.

Well... Ugh, I don't know.

You are already old.

Well, I mean... Sure, yeah, we are old, but, I mean, we still

have needs. We still, you know, we still desire a young woman's touch.

We're not that old. We haven't forgotten about that one. Maybe he is. I think

it's my time.

Your time for what?

I'm going to lay down, maybe for good.

Frosty. Hey.

Don't go.

Frosty. Please.

I think the big man's calling me. Oh, my God.

See what you did?

It wasn't me.

It was your fault. It was nice to meet you. Oh, my God. You are terrible.

upset him now.

Go make it up to him. You're a horrible man. This is a horrible fight. This is a

horrible fight.

Now. I called

him so bad.

I'm still alive? Oh, my God. Are you okay?

Yeah, I think so.

I came to see if you wouldn't mind, like, signing my papers for me.

Well, I can if maybe you grant an old man a last wish.

Well, only if you promise to sign the old paperwork first.

Well, I could do that.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Okay, well...

If you can sign, then I guess we have a deal.

All right. I'll sign that after.

Okay.

Is everything still black?

I'll find out.

Now the old man's dick is working.

Do you like me sucking your cock? I do.

God, you seem very eager. I am.

I can tell you don't get pushed this much around here.

Well, you know, I have pretty girls like you come in very often.

Mwah!

Even for an audience.

long time yeah you know it seemed like it seemed very expensive to know how to

use your cock

Oh, yeah.

Oh my God.

at the same time you lie down then

plenty of practising per se now.

Thank you.

Yeah, I'm going to tie you on your pussy.

Is it going to make you... Oh my God, calm everyone.

I've got a lot of company.

You're ready for it?

Yeah.

Oh my

God,

you came everywhere.

I did.

It's a lot of calm for such an old man.

It's been a long time.

Yeah. Yeah.

Reserved. Saved up.

It's like when you're in the army.

Yeah.

Well, I think it's my time.

We just... I... Who's going to sign my papers?

Well, that's right. You still need your papers signed, don't you? That's quite

the predicament you're in.

Hmm. We may be able to find them for a cost.

Yeah.

What do you think? Have you ever gone skiing?

Um... I mean... I'm going to instruct my cousin.

We'll see how the slopes are.

You're doing good. You can squeeze it a little harder.

There you go.

That's too hard.

Just stroke it.

You're doing fine.

Let's tuck these all the way off so I don't get them covered in scab.

Oh, God.

I think you might want to take these off too.

All right.

Do you want to sit down?

Sure.

See, this tights into the 50s.

You dirty girl.

Show us how dirty you are.

You

want to

put it back in?

I just got to get comfortable. My hip gives me problems sometimes.

Oh, that's much better. Thank you, darling.

Oh, fuck. I'm going to fucking squeeze my cock.

Fuck. I'm fucking tired.

What's up in this nasty home when you've got such a good car?

He's my puppy.

Yes, use my phone.

Take me, take me, take me, take me, take me to him.

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, he's like a fucking great guy.

Oh, my God. It's so good.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh,

fuck it.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, do you like that? Always there for you. Yeah,

making a mess out of myself.

Mm -hmm. And making a mess on your car.

Fucking naughty little girl.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Yeah,

do you like rubbing your cock against my tight little pussy?

I can't look at him.

is over.

All right.

I'll see you tomorrow.