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Yeah, the boss says we've got to do a good job of this. So we'll take this

and have a top of it up.

Yeah. As long as there's a solder on it. It's an easy job, actually, isn't it?

There's not much here, is there, to clear away.

So we've got to make a good job of it. He said it was a bonus.

So don't rip it.

Don't rip it. Don't rip it.

Right, right.

Who's got it?

Well, yeah, OK. Right, come on in.

Now, who's going to do it? No, you're going to do it, not me.

You know, you said I can't do it.

Get out of here! Oh,

here comes helper, yeah? It's her? No,

it's not her again.

A lot of bloody help, Gene.

Bloody hell, what are you doing?

Yeah, I've got the middle one, yeah.

Please take this down. He said tie it up, but there's nothing I can do, is

there? What are we going to do? Drop it?

I've got all of this. You're going to do that the other way, isn't it?

Oh, you've got it? I've got it.

Are you doing anything here at all?

Yeah.

Don't you say anything. I don't even know what I'm doing.

Right,

it's down.

Yeah.

We've got the jetty going and there's nothing we've got to do. We're just

tidying it up. There's nothing else.

We're just tidying it up.

We'll go around.

Just hold it up and take it.

Right. How are you doing?

Right there.

How are you doing, Bill?

I've come to you.

What's going on? There we are.

Get it out of the way. Well, I'm tired, aren't I? Yeah.

That's what's going on.

You've got it.

That's our bonus for you.

Right. There we go. We've got it. Let's take it out. Put it over there.

I'll have to fold up later.

Yeah, we'll fold it up later.

He put him just there. He's safe there. That's that, yeah.

We can go now, can't we? Let's tidy up.

Nobody's bloody mess.

He didn't say there was all this to do.

I'm not going to help at all.

Oh, misery guts there. What's you got?

Your boyfriend.

Your boyfriend?

What's happened now?

He broke up with me.

Oh, no.

How many times is this?

This is your third whole thing, is it?

No, we're done.

You're done?

What, you really think you're done? No, you left me for someone else.

Well, it's a bright light. Look at this.

Oh, she does. Oh, she does. She's been crying for the last few months, hasn't

she? Yes. Break up, back together.

What are you doing?

Cry. The best thing is to get yourself applied to something. Think of other

people. Think of a little job. If you've got a little job, take your mind off

it, all right?

This is my advice to you. Come on, let's just get going. Come on, get your mind

off it, and that's it. There's plenty of fish in the sea, don't worry about one.

There's more than one, that's right.

I'll go round, take you round there.

That's it, there you go.

What's so special about this boyfriend?

Because you've had plenty of others before.

Come on, tell us then. We've got to keep moving. You have a really big stick.

Well, is that all he had, a big dick?

What about his personality?

It was funny, it made me laugh, but that was great.

Yeah, but it's all your time, all these good boyfriends you're talking about.

It's all the bloody time, isn't it?

There's plenty of grass in the field, isn't there?

You know that.

Yeah, but you must have done something. What did you do to upset him then? How

did he all come about in the first place?

You weren't critical of him, were you? You weren't rude to him or something

that.

Did you say to him all you wanted was his dick?

That's all you wanted him for?

No. What did you say to him?

That was 75 % of the reason why I wanted him.

Oh, yeah, well, that's good enough. If it's the whole relationship of the

then it wasn't right altogether, was it, then, if he's gone off? You know,

anyway, you've got to pull yourself together.

You know, there's no use carrying on like that all the time.

You bloody keep on crying all the time. It's not going to do you any good, is

it? What good's that going to do, crying?

You're not going to get him back. It makes me feel better.

Well, that's no good. How does that make you feel better, crying?

Gritting and crying and getting upset.

I mean, I keep saying to you, there's plenty more dicks in the sea, girl.

So what do you want then?

I want a dick.

You're still upset about it?

I just want Dick.

Can we help her out with this? She's there with Dick.

And help her out with Dick? Well, it's our order we've got. We're both married.

We've got wives.

What are we going to... Yeah, but it would keep her happy, wouldn't it? You

know, she might be a bit more of a help to us. Well, isn't she? Look at her

sitting there all miserable.

Yeah. Well, you think it'd be a good idea, you know, we could share it

you know.

She'd be, you know, much better off with us than with another stupid boyfriend.

Not sure about it, really, John.

It all really worked out.

Do we want to do it? Do we want to give her our dicks?

Yeah, I would, yeah, you know, without if there was no comebacks on it.

Are you sure?

Yeah, yeah, I'm sure.

Well, I don't know, as I say, that's the only trouble with this.

If your wife comes in, you know, she comes and picks you up sometimes.

She's not going to stop for the staff out there. She's going to want to speak

you straight away.

Shut up!

I don't care whose dick I have. I just want a dick.

Inside of my hoo -ha.

Oh, yeah.

What do you think?

Well, we'd be doing her a favour, wouldn't we? Doing her a favour, really.

yeah, definitely is, you know, if it does cheer her up a bit.

So, what should we do? Give her a choice?

Yeah, give her a choice. She'll be fine. Right, well, we've talked it over, and

as Dave said, our charity, and because we feel sorry for you, you know, we'll

offer to help you out if you think you'd like to choose one of us.

Would you?

Yeah.

You sure about this darling? Yeah, you sure, you know, that's it, yeah.

Give her the paste, and that's what really takes your

fancy, yeah?

That's right.

Give her the offer. Yeah.

Oh, lucky girl.

Like her boyfriend, she takes a while to make her mind up, though.

That's alright, though. Yeah, too bright.

Take your time.

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

Cash a tiger, buy it still.

It's okay, you've got that.

Don't keep talking, you'll suck.

You know, I think we're doing it.

Really good charity work here, aren't they, gang? That's right. You know,

giving our all, aren't we?

The boss is away for a couple of hours or three hours. That's right, yes. We've

got that meeting.

So we've got all the time in the world, really. That's right, yes. She's making

mine up.

Yeah, that's right. Really good favour.

Makes you feel good, doesn't it, when you do this to help a girl out? Oh,

certainly, yes.

That's right. Get them over there.

their moods and things like that, and their problems.

At least she stopped crying, as you said. Yeah, yeah, that's right.

It's really nice to hear that. That's one good thing.

Yeah, that's right. Look at that, she's still chewing there.

Yeah, she's chewing that.

You know, she's got two charity boxes here to choose from.

Oh, yeah.

As we said, doing the right favour for her, really.

So, like, we ain't got all day here, you know.

Have you made your mind up yet, or what? What do you want to do, for Christ's

sake? Right, yeah, he's right, yeah. Come on, make up your mind now, because

you're not going to get both of us.

Well, if I can't have you both, then I guess I'm going to choose you.

Right, so I'm the lucky one.

Thank you very much. Well, you've got to do it with the charity like you

promised, huh?

Okay, then, right.

I'll do it. Oh, fucker. You crafty bastard.

Bye! All the best. Yeah, take care, you lucky bastard.

Crafty devil, isn't he, yeah?

Right, I'm going to take my clothes off now, all right?

All right.

Yep, that's it, that's right. I'll start by taking my shoes off.

Don't fall off.

No, I do my best not to.

That's it, let's get them pictures out of the way.

Oh,

I'll take my socks off as well. I don't like standing in my socks alone.

It's a bit refreshing, isn't it?

That's it, one there.

And then the last thing there.

Oh, come on, you haven't got all day, I'm doing you a favour.

Get your clothes off, quick.

I was just admiring you or something like, you know, that size.

You can just at least give me a minute.

Jesus Christ. Well, come on then. Yeah, that's right, a minute's all you're

going to get.

She goes and says, oh, lovely figure, yes. Oh, yes, lovely, slender, slender

body. Oh, look at those boobs, yeah, my goodness, yeah. Oh, you remind me of my

life when we got married. Just the same, same sort of figure, same face.

Oh, yes, down to that length of size.

Yeah, I think I can just about manage to work that out.

I do, yes, yeah, lovely butt, yeah, that's it, yeah.

Yeah,

I just about manage it.

It's actually a little bigger than my boyfriend's. I'm surprised.

Well, well, well, there you are. That's what charity does for you, isn't it?

I love you.

A little toothache for me.

hmm

Ugh!

Hmm.

Mmm.

a lot

Mmm.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, that's getting away.

It's gonna make me like it.

Oh my god, it's so big.

I don't know if that tastes similar.

I'm shoving on you.

Ooh, yeah!

Bye. Bye. Bye.

Well, I don't have time. I have to go see my boyfriend now, so... Boyfriend?

You told us, my friend, that your boyfriend had thrown you over. What do

mean, boyfriend?

Yes, my boyfriend. So, um, tomorrow, I suggest we meet the same time

and place.

Oh, and he's a boxer, so, um, if we can't see the charity again, then I'm

to have to bring him.

It tastes like gingerbread. It does.

It tastes good.

What's that, pussy juice?

Or pee?

It's not pee.

Oh, it's pussy juice, isn't it? Yeah, it's pussy juice.

Oh my goodness.

Mmm.

Yeah, yeah.

Mmm, it's good.

Let's do it.

The first time in my career that I see John spanking the girls

It's normal only David Charles who is spanking the girls

It's all good, John.

Do that, they go shiny.

Just squint around there.

They go shiny.

Oh,

yes, that's like getting some head now.

You've got both my balls there, have you? That's it, make sure they're both

and being treated equally.

The two hangers and the night fighter there.

Sorry.

That was funny.

We were at impressive bollocking.

Okay.