Original subtitles

You spend two hours a day in the gym.

You look five years younger and ten pounds lighter.

You know, that's what I love about America.

Keep reinventing yourself.

One day you're someone.

The next day you're someone else.

Lewis Denardell.

He's here today. Any idea where?

He could be anywhere. There's 16 ,000 square feet of facilities.

I could have a page.

No, thanks. I'll just have a look around.

What's going on?

Let her in.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Hold on. She's a cop.

What's she looking for?

Tracking somebody down.

Gillespie, James, got found a B &E yesterday, cat burglar, not considered

dangerous. Hey, sounds perfect for Edwards.

He likes cats.

So here it's, Bill. Teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Figueroa, Jorge, vehicular manslaughter, failed to appear Wednesday.

I'll take it.

How's your Spanish?

I can order a taco.

Manny, you know a bar in Little Havana called Pepe's? Been there once or twice.

Got a tip, he was there yesterday.

Moving right along.

Here's an oldie but goodie. DiNardo Lewis.

Murder and grand theft.

Went after him six months ago.

Didn't get him. He's back in Miami? There was activity on his credit card

yesterday. Hardware store, Northwest and 20th. I'll check it out.

Give him the warrant to Edwards.

Why? Need a fresh start in this one.

I can get this guy.

Spoken, Jim.

Yeah, but... Aaron, it's my call.

I got cold -cocked in a steam room.

It could happen to anyone.

Then why'd you take me off the warrant?

Because that guy beat you up pretty bad and you're still pissed off about it.

So? Pissed off marshals don't do good work.

Edwards will take three weeks to get this guy. Yeah, but he'll still find

Well, I'll get him in three days.

You really think you can find this guy in three days? Yes.

Okay.

But don't turn this into a Vedetta thing, all right?

Okay.

Make sure you bring him back in one piece.

It's your thing.

Do what you want to do.

Can't tell you who to talk to.

You remember seeing this guy in here yesterday afternoon?

I was off yesterday.

Well, his credit card was activated.

Can you tell me what he bought?

You got the card number?

Right here.

Nice place you got here.

Hedge trimmer.

Top of the line. Pressman 420.

Beautiful little machine.

Makes your hedges look terrific.

How are your hedges?

I live in an apartment.

Can you pull the surveillance tapes from yesterday between 3 .30 and 3 .40?

Sure. Thanks.

Your apartment have a balcony? You could put in a window box.

Growth and tomato.

You know what I don't get, Fred?

Guy's number one on Mr. G's list.

Comes back to town, and as if that isn't dumb enough, he uses the company credit

card. In a hardware store, no less.

You have lint on your collar.

You guys gotta know that Mr. G's watching the action on that card every

You know what you need? Huh? You need a lint brush. I have a lint brush.

Listen, while we're in there, I want to get a new soap dish for the shower. I'm

thinking something with a brassy and kinky feel to it. Kyle's beige, Fred. I

don't know about brass and beige.

It's not beige. It's eggshell.

Mrs. DiNardo.

Look, I told you when you were here before, I don't know where he is.

May I come in? No.

I could come back with a search warrant. Come back with a search warrant?

You want a half a dozen men with U .S. marshals printed on their jackets

marching up your front walk in full view of your neighbors, or just me, a woman

with nothing printed on my jacket already at your doorstep?

It's your choice.

We got this other surveillance tape at the hardware store.

It's not Lewis.

You sure?

I haven't seen the guy in a year, but he couldn't have changed that much.

Have you ever seen this guy before?

No.

In the last six months, has there been anything strange?

Have you received flowers or a card on your birthday?

Hang -ups in the middle of the night?

Someone calling just to listen to your voice?

Anything you can tell me?

He's back in Miami, Anthony.

We think so.

Any idea where he is?

Who knows?

Even when he was here, he wasn't here.

You live with someone for 11 years, and you think you know him, and then you

find out that your mild -mannered accountant husband has shot an innocent

and stolen $300 ,000.

Any friends stop by or call?

Lewis wasn't really the friendly type.

Girlfriend?

Sorry.

But you said he walked out on you, so you wonder where he walked to.

Like I said, I'm sure there was someone. There was probably a whole bunch of

them. But I don't know who they were.

You married?

No. Smart woman.

Sooner or later, they all screw around on you.

By the way, did Louis happen to like gardening?

Are you kidding? He didn't even mow the lawn. We had to hire a service.

Call me if you hear from him.

Yeah? Well, as far as I'm concerned, he's already dead.

Thank you for your time.

Are you saving Jack?

No.

Jack's are fresh.

I'm not saving Jack's.

You're not conning me, are you, Marshal?

Why would I con an ex -con?

Jen, tell me what's holding Jack.

And you believed him?

Quit your crying. We're playing only for a quarter of a point. How are you,

sweetheart? Louis DiNardo's back in town.

That guy who cold -cocked you in a sauna in Michigan?

The guy.

Did I ever tell you about the 150 -pound cab driver? Yes.

Blindsided me in an alley. Knocked out my front tooth.

DiNardo's credit card was used in a hardware store in Northwest 20th. Three

months later, Harry Bigman and I ran into him outside of a liquor store down

the beach.

Guy buys a hedge trimmer.

I got my tooth back.

And then some. Why would a guy on the lam buy a hedge trimmer?

Trim his hedges.

I told Amos I'd bring him in in three days.

I really want this guy.

Don't let it get personal.

Was the cab driver on the beach with another cab driver?

Point well taken.

Marshal Fiske?

This is Small Rain?

Yes, hi.

Is this your office?

Temporarily, while my office is being painted.

My daughter, Karen.

Hi. How do you do?

Jethro. Hi.

Oh, yeah.

Coffee? Let's go.

No, thank you.

Nothing? Yeah, just a minute.

I gotta go. It was nice meeting you.

Likewise. You should have him show you his office when the paint job's done.

It's really beautiful.

Have a seat. What were you thinking?

Well, why didn't you tell me this when I was at your house?

I don't know.

A reflex reaction, maybe.

Protect your husband.

But then, after you left, I started to think.

What did Lewis ever do for me except screw around with other women?

What's your name?

Carrie. Carrie what?

I don't know.

But I have an address.

All right, go ahead.

Lewis sent her flowers and left the receipt in his pants pocket.

Smart move, huh?

1 -3 -7 -6.

How do you know?

A woman knows when her husband is cheating on her, believe me.

All right.

What is it with you men?

It's in the hard wiring.

Tell me about it.

So, uh, Mrs. Mulraney.

Oh, please, call me Elaine.

Okay, Elaine.

So, are we talking about the usual deal, places, times, photos? Whatever it

takes. I want chapter and verse.

Identity of the other woman?

Why don't you just shoot her for me?

Not in the line of work.

Too bad.

I could refer you to people. Well, then I'd have to go to jail.

Food's lousy. You have to wear orange.

I don't look good in orange.

Photos of him, his office address, and license plate number on his car.

And what would your fee be for this, Marshal?

$5 ,000.

10 % up front for expenses.

That's a lot of money. You get what you pay for.

You'll call me as soon as you have something?

Of course.

Martin.

You know what I think?

I think Lewis has some sort of death wish. Lewis has always been a loose fan.

Hey, you see Cameron on Lena last night? Mm -mm.

Oh, someone's got to tell that girl to stay away from dark colors.

Why? What was she wearing? This purple thing with padding in the shoulders.

You're kidding.

Nah, she should have been arrested. Purple dress with padded shoulders? Mm

She looked like the cross between a Victorian hooker and a middle

Perhaps you were thinking of arriving for lunch?

Oh, there was traffic on the causeway.

What did you find out?

Uh, he bought a hedge trimmer. Louie is gardening?

Apparently. The man has time to trim his hedges and you can't find him.

We're working on it.

I am paying you to do a job and get me my money back.

The longer you take, the less of it there will be. And if the police find

first, there will be none of it. We'll get him. You've been saying that for

months. He just got back in town. I want him and I want him soon.

Do you understand?

I'm looking for Karim Callister.

You're looking at him?

Of course that's not Lewis.

Did somebody say it was?

No, but we're pretty sure he's back in town.

I think he'd be back sooner or later.

Any idea why he'd come back?

God knows.

Not for his wife, that's for sure.

They hadn't had sex for two years before he left her. Poor woman didn't have a

clue. Neither did Lewis. He was in the closet until he met me.

Guy must have stolen the credit card.

And you know who he is. I told you, no.

Why would I? I mean, please. The man was buying a hedge trimmer.

What about Lewis?

I don't see Lewis trimming hedges either.

Do you?

Complicated guy. Tell me about it.

I come home one day and he's gone.

Just like that.

No phone call, no note. Just walked out the door.

I knew he was in really bad shape.

He was taking all sorts of things up, down, sideways, you name it.

And I told him, I said, Lewitt, you turn yourself in.

You know, get a good lawyer, tell them you were stressed out, taking too much

medication. Maybe you'll get a lighter sentence. But did he listen?

No.

No, he runs away, and now he's got the United States Marshal, no offense, after

him.

Look, Lewitt was an accountant.

He keeps books.

It was just a job to him.

He just kept saying he wanted to reinvent himself.

He even talked about getting plastic surgery.

And I told him, I said, Lewis, why would you want to do something like that?

You're young, you're good looking.

How does some plastic surgeon rearrange a face?

Let's have a drink.

Well, thanks, Bill.

How do the hedges look?

Terrific. Makes a man feel good to have nicely trimmed hedges.

Mr.

Garnier. Ms. Frisco.

I'd like to talk to you.

Certainly. Thank you.

Please, sit down.

I'll stand.

As you like.

How have you been?

Look, you know me and I know you. We can just cut through this small talk.

Whatever you wish.

When was the last time you saw Lewis Denario?

Not since he killed my assistant last winter and stole $300 ,000 from my safe.

Garth was a dear friend of mine.

He walked in on Lewis stealing the money and Lewis shot him. I know what

happened. I had the warrants that Louis skipped on. Well, if you'd gotten them

the first time, perhaps I would have gotten my money back.

Garth, I can never have back.

What were you doing with $300 ,000 cash in your safe?

Is there some law against keeping your money in cash?

IRS doesn't always appreciate it.

Oh, so the IRS is hiring marshals now.

I'm not interested in your taxes, Philippe.

I'm interested in finding Louis DiNardo.

Well, so am I, but I'm afraid Louis is long gone.

Probably somewhere in the south of France.

It's a nice office.

Thank you.

You must do very well.

I do.

All legitimate business expenses.

So running a high -end extortion racket is legitimate now?

I thought we were cutting through the small talk.

Do yourself a favor.

Call me if the wood surfaces.

Meaning?

Meaning I'm watching you.

Cisco. Hey, you there.

Hey, you there. How's it going?

Shooting fish in a barrel. How's your skip?

A lot thickening.

How so?

My girlfriend who got the flowers turns out to be a guy.

DiNardo's a switch hitter?

I guess so.

Get this. He used to work as a bill collector for Philip Garnier.

You mean he beat up people who didn't pay protection?

Well, Garnier claims, of course, it's all legit.

Yeah. And Bugsy Siegel was in the hotel business.

Hey, I'll talk to you later.

Hey.

Where are you on this Donato warrant?

Running down leads.

Anything?

A man has an ex -wife and an ex -lover of different sexes.

No kidding.

And the credit card used by a guy that neither the ex -wife or the boyfriend

says is Louis.

And what did he buy?

A hedge trimmer.

A guy skips on a warrant and he's worried about his hedges?

I got a photo off the surveillance camera, but we can't get a positive make

it.

Edward's not busy. He can give you a hand. I don't need Edwards on this.

Said you're chasing down leads.

Chase down leads twice as fast if somebody helps you.

I said I'll get him. In 72 hours. That was 24 hours ago.

I can do the math, Amos.

Just find this guy, okay?

Okay.

Good evening, Carrie.

You really should learn to lock your doors.

You don't call.

You don't email.

I don't know where he is.

He's back in town.

Well, he's not here.

Is Maria Callas?

Monica Kraus.

Why? Pretty good. She's no Callas. You hear Callas sing this?

Are you kidding me? Are you? 200 times, at least, every time I play the CD, I

see Violetta sitting there.

Coughing up blood and Alfredo professing his love.

I want to scream out loud.

She's got consumption.

She's dying.

You'll not make it to Paris.

The pathos in that voice.

That breaks my heart.

When she expires in a blood -soaked handkerchief as Alfredo sings.

I have no idea.

Lewis is back in town. You're Lewis' guy and you have no idea?

Hmm. I think he does. I think he's being ingenuous.

Disingenuous, Fred.

Ingenuous, he tells where the money is.

Oh. Well, then I think that we should shoot him in the knee to find out

he's being ingenuous or disingenuous. Hmm.

Any particular knee you prefer?

That one. That one.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, look.

That's ingenuous.

I'm going to rephrase the question.

Where's Lewis?

I don't know.

I don't know. This is getting us nowhere. No.

Oh, wait. Listen. Here it comes.

She's got consumption. She's dying.

Sister. Sergeant Novak. Yes, Marley.

You dead when you got here?

Yeah, the landlord called us. He found your card in his wallet.

I was here this afternoon on a fugitive warrant for his boyfriend.

I think we'd prefer to return his partner.

He got six shots here from a 9mm semi -automatic.

One to the kneecap, five to the chest.

Kneecap was probably to get him to talk. The other five to shut him up when he

wouldn't. They were obviously looking for something.

$300 ,000.

My fugitive, Louis DiNardo, stole it from Philip Garnier.

You know Garnier, right?

Oh, yeah, I know all about him. And his little protection racket.

The problem is we can never get anything to stick. No one wants to testify

against that guy.

You think Garnier's behind it?

It's one way to send a message to Lewis.

Well, it's pretty extreme.

Well, it's personal.

Lewis also killed Garnier's assistants in the process.

Well, they must have been very close.

Good assistants are hard to find.

That DiNardo stuff?

Yeah. Mind if I take a look?

After we do.

I don't mean to pull rank, but it's evidence in a homicide.

Would you copy me on forensics? Sure. Where do I find you?

Marshal's office at the courthouse.

Sergeant? Yeah?

Excuse me.

Yeah. Morning.

I didn't wake you, did I? What time is it?

7 .30.

Oh, I must have slept through my alarm.

I was at a homicide crime scene until 3 o 'clock this morning.

Huh. Your skip?

No, his boyfriend.

Who did him?

That's my in the days problem.

You ever steal evidence?

All the time.

What can they do to you?

Three to five.

Uh...

Hey. Yeah.

I was just taking a photo.

Thought you wrapped that up yesterday.

Yeah, well, I had a hunch.

What kind of hunch?

Do you remember last week when Jethro was trying to sell a flush on the last

card? He was holding a pair of threes.

Yeah. Well, this speaks for itself. This guy always overplays his hands, but you

know that.

Am I going to see you tonight?

I'll call you.

See ya.

Let me get this straight.

You want to run a funeral announcement to Marl's Herald for the boyfriend?

We'll make the 4 o 'clock deadline this afternoon. They'll run it in the morning

edition. You think this will draw him out?

It's a shot.

What about the will next to Ken?

So far, the police haven't found anything, and no one's come forward to

the body.

Unclaimed body.

You have to wait 30 days to see if someone crawls out of the woodwork

can bury him. No, we don't bury him.

So you have a funeral without a body. Exactly. We announce the time and place,

we stake the place out, and we see what happens.

I look pretty stupid if nobody shows up.

Amos.

What, it's a couple hours and a few bucks for the obit. What are you going

about a pastor?

Got any markers from the social services?

No, but I got a girl from Broward.

So you're treated in.

Don't want to waste it. Come on, you don't want to die with too many people

owing you favors.

I ain't planning on dying for a while. You could get hit by a bus. I mean, you

never know.

Thanks.

You in, Jethro?

Yeah.

Okay.

Hold him.

Two down, flat five.

Ginny up, gentlemen.

Ginny? Yeah? I used the term loosely.

Check. Open.

When is this funeral?

Tomorrow. And Amos went with it, huh?

He wasn't very happy about it.

I fold.

You think your guy did McAllister?

No.

Jack, nine, Trey.

Ten dollars.

I'm out, too. Call.

You're ready.

Seven of hearts on the turn. Your action, Jethro.

Check.

Had to see my jack -eye straight.

How's your client?

We're going to dinner Thursday night.

All right.

Nine of diamonds on Fifth Street. She works fast.

Actually, it was me. I invited her to Delmonico's.

It cost you 20 to see my full house.

How come?

People up there. They got good clams.

What's it going to be, Jethro? You going to chase your boat?

Come on, Jethro.

Give it up.

Go for it, man.

I'm out.

Did you have to pull out?

You didn't pay a cent.

Taught you to play poker.

Cisco. Hey, regarding the forensic report you asked for on the prescription

drug, it's estrogen.

No kidding.

No kidding.

Thanks, Eugene. I owe you one. How about Saturday night?

Eh, not that big a one.

Cisco.

How long are you going to stay out there?

I don't know. It's a nice night to stake out a graveyard.

If he was showing up, he'd probably already be there.

Probably. Oh, you're putting in for overtime.

Worried about your budget?

Already in till for a bit in the rent -a -pasta.

Big bucks.

After midnight, you'll be in a triple dime.

Take it up with the marshal's union, mister.

Hey, guys, shows you go for backup, right?

Right.

Right?

Yes, amen.

Yeah, it's Karen Sisko.

I need backup at Loomis Park Cemetery.

Hello, Louis.

How'd you know?

Put your hands in the air, Louis.

It's Lois.

Okay, Lois.

Now.

Turn around.

Down on your knees.

Put your hands behind your head.

Not my damn car!

Hey?

You okay?

Yeah.

What happened to your guy?

He turned into a woman.

You're kidding.

No, he was taking estrogen.

How'd you figure that out?

Just a hunch.

So now you're looking for a woman.

Lewis is now Lois.

Any idea where she is?

The flowers.

Evidence. Yeah, got to impound him.

Right.

So, listen, I'll let you know if we turn up anything on your fugitive.

Thanks.

Of course, you know, they're not really evidence until we bag them.

Please be in.

Hi. Yeah, I'm calling from the U .S. Marshal's office.

I'd like to talk to the manager about a delivery address.

Mm -hmm. Yesterday.

A bouquet of white chrysanthemums.

So I told him, Ken, you're looking at periodontia one way or the other. The

root's bifurcated. You can't fix the tooth if the gum is bad.

He said, you know, his insurance doesn't cover periodontia.

Lois?

You okay? I'm fine.

You look tired.

Just asking.

I hope I didn't disturb you.

Oh, you know me.

I sleep like a baby. Close my eyes, eight hours later I open them.

Lozo?

Yeah?

What's this all about?

But not sending warrants on her. What for?

I hit a guy who came on to me.

You hit someone low?

Yes, Dan.

It was before we met.

I had a problem with anger.

Really? But I'm fine now. I'm fine. Don't worry. I'll be all right. Where

you taking her? Federal courthouse.

Don't worry.

I'll have a lawyer down there by this afternoon, sweetheart.

Thanks for not telling him.

It'll break his heart.

He's a very sweet man.

I couldn't tell Carrie, but I can't tell Stan.

Watch your head.

Kick in the head.

I leave my wife for a man, and then I go to the dentist one day to get a cavity

filled, and I look up and I fall in love with a straight dentist named Dan.

Go figure.

I'm probably going to do the majority of the time, right?

Yeah, probably.

The money was for the operation.

Maybe they cut me some slack for that.

Maybe. I just used the wrong credit card.

Stan forgot to bring his, and I reached in my purse and I pulled out the wrong

one.

Pretty dumb, huh?

Do you think they'll at least send me to a woman's prison?

That depends.

It's gone.

I don't miss it at all.

Got any eye shadow?

How you doing on Donato?

Done.

You got him?

That's right.

Whoa!

72 hours, just like she said.

I hear you got Donato downstairs.

Yeah. Any trouble?

No. Look exhausted.

You should go home and get some sleep.

as soon as I run the paper.

He's right here.

Sorry. I'm always 15 minutes late for everything.

What are you drinking?

Vodka martini. Dry.

Give me a vodka martini. The crabs are very good here.

That's what I've heard.

So did you get a ballistic match and a flip? The ones we found on the cemetery

matched the ones in the boyfriend's apartment.

What about Flip Garnier? Oh, Butch and Fred are falling all over each other to

be the one to flip on him. Dean says we've got a case.

What, confusing?

No, I think it goes from 9 to 1. He ordered the head.

Listen to me.

We're two girls having dinner in a nice restaurant and we're talking shop.

I know, you're right.

Thank you.

So, do you have chapter and verse for me?

I sure do.

May I see it?

Shall we get my fee out of the way?

What's the matter, Marshall? Don't you trust me?

Of course I trust you, but...

Once we finish your business, we can have a nice meal.

Clams here are very good.

Mind if I take a look?

I think you should.

Ordinarily, I wouldn't shy away from a woman who's setting up her cheating

husband, but you're not even his wife.

I met this guy and his wife.

I don't know where this scam of yours was going, but as of now, I got $5 ,000

your dollars and another set of those to give to the CA in case he happens to

need them.

You're a bastard.

I've been called worse.

I'll get the check.

Hey, sweetheart.

I didn't know you were here.

Oh, she picked it.

Sergeant Novak, Miami -Dade. This is my father, Marshall Sisko.

It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.

Likewise. Well, Rainey's wife left in quite a hurry.

She didn't like the clams.

Have a great dinner.

Thanks.

So, Karen, are you, uh, seeing anyone at the moment?

Okay.

Yeah.

I thought these were really good. Oh, my God. Yes. Right? Eat.

Make

sure

you floss.

Thank you.