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Oh, hey, Vicki.
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Oh, clumsy me.
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What am I, an idiot? You did that so I
would bend over while you watch.
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Did I?
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Or did I do it so I would bend over
while you watch?
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Dennis, what's that body part that
sounds dirty but isn't? Uvula. Thank
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Okay, nobody freak out.
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Simon Leeds is here. He's in the studio
right now as we speak.
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A rock star. Big deal.
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Dad, it is a big deal. He's had six
platinum albums and he's been knighted,
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which is wicked. Wicked cool.
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Those rockers are pathetic.
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Surrounded by fawning groupies and yet
better tell you just what you want to
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hear. Isn't that right, Dennis?
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Absolutely, Chief. You've done it again.
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It took me forever to get to work. I
swear that is the last time I let Danny
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Glover hail me a cab.
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I'm so glad you're here. Elliot needs
you to approve the wardrobe for Simon
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Leeds. I told you, I don't want to go
anywhere near that over -toasted English
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muffin. What do you have against Sir
Simon? In 1975, Sir Simon spilled a
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Mary all over my one -of -a -kind white
Halston dress.
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Nina, that was 25 years ago. The point
is, he never apologized to me for
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the dress, or to David Bowie, who
happened to be wearing it at the time.
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What about urethra? Dirty. Okay.
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Let me see that rock and roll sexuality.
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I'm a groupie. I'm coming on stage.
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Oh, I'm coming after you.
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You're freaking me out, man.
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When I was little, I used to fantasize
about marrying Simon Lee.
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Oh, God, I'm so sorry. What? I was
talking about marriage, and yours just
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apart.
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Actually, I'm doing all right. You know,
I'm pretty much the person around here
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that people come to with their
relationship issues.
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Some people use the word guru.
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I don't.
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So? I don't want to.
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All right, I'm here. Let's get this over
with. All right, what do you think of
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this, Nina?
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Too worn and cracked.
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All right, let's lose the jacket.
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I meant his face.
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Nina! What's your bloody problem?
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You don't remember me, do you?
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Did we shag?
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Look, I am not ashamed of the fact that
I've been with quite a few men. Hell, I
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even went to second base with Meatloaf.
His breasts, not mine.
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But the thought of touching you makes my
skin crawl.
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Who are you?
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1975 Bloody Mary White Halston dress.
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Oh, my God, you're David Bowie.
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I am Nina Van Horn, and you owe me an
apology. You burned -out, self
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fret -squeezer. You can't talk to me
that way.
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Why, because you're the great Simon Lee?
No.
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Well, yeah.
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Nina, get the hell out of my studio.
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Oh, my pleasure.
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Look, hold on, you.
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Seriously, nobody talks to me this way.
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The weird thing is, I kind of like it.
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Let me take you out to lunch.
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Oh, you think you can buy me off with
food?
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Yeah, food at lunch.
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Doesn't that get in the way of the
drinking?
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I'll grab my proof.
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Everyone's making a real fuss over this
Simon, aren't they?
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Yeah, that chunky girl in PR threw her
panties at me.
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There was a time chunky girls in PR
threw their panties at me.
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Of course, but back then they were
called bloomers and the Wright brothers
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a bike shop. The point is, I've let my
image get there.
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I think I need to spruce things up with
a new accessory.
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How about a monocle?
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Worked for Colonel Clink.
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The character was a Nazi.
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Not just any Nazi.
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TV's funniest Nazi.
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I got it. A pocket watch.
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It's classy. It's eye -catching.
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You know who else wore a monocle? Mr.
Peanut.
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I'm not getting a monocle. Mr. Peanut
wasn't a Nazi.
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He's a lagoon.
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Just get me the pocket watch.
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Oh, it was you, Dennis.
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But I appreciate the gesture.
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Fine, Pete. You want half the CDs, take
them.
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You know what I think?
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I think your anger at Pete isn't just
about the CDs.
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You know, that's the kind of insight
that's going to turn my life around.
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Sarcasm is just tears wrapped up in
sandpaper.
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What is wrong with you?
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You know, retreating is just advancing
in reverse.
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What is wrong with me?
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That was so much fun.
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It's great finally going out with
someone my own age instead of some 25
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-old. I feel the same way.
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I mean, you're like two 25 -year -olds
or three 17 -year -olds, but better
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because we can fit in a small car.
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You're fantastic. I can't wait to see
you tonight. I should be thinking of
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nothing else.
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Shall I call to remind you? Yeah, it's
probably a good idea.
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Oh, you!
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You look like you're really hitting it
off. It's amazing. I mean, it's like we
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led the same lives. We knew the same
people. We went to the same parties. I
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I was old enough to party in the 70s.
Oh, don't feel bad, Maya. You wouldn't
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have been invited anyway.
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Tonight is going to be epic.
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Oh, may I make a little suggestion?
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I think you shouldn't sleep with Simon
tonight.
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Not sleep with him, but... But that's
like telling Picasso not to paint, or
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telling Michael Jordan not to jump, or
telling you not to... What is it you do
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again that people like?
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Very good at Scrabble.
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I don't know what that is.
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Look, Simon liked you because you didn't
treat him like other women.
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What would other women do? Sleep with
him. So you shouldn't.
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That way, if he's still interested...
you'll know there's more to the
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relationship.
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Interesting. Yeah, there were some girls
in my high school who used to do that.
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And their boyfriends were so good at
dancing.
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All right, people, gather around.
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Quick meeting with Mr. Gallo. He'd like
to talk to you.
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Before you start, do you by any chance
have the time?
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As a matter of fact, Dennis, I do.
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It's 3 .40.
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Dammit, he stole my affectation.
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Don't worry, Jack. Got you covered.
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Huh?
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Huh?
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Yeah,
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the truth is, I'm just an ordinary guy.
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For example, I love gardening.
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Really? Oh, absolutely.
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dirt and say, hey, you with the boots
and spay, put that thing in the hole and
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make me a tomato.
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Oh, Nina, I love your laugh.
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Oh, do I?
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Oh, this has been fantastic.
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Would you like to come in for some sex?
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You don't mince words, do you? Well,
actually, I've mellowed a bit. I used to
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just drop my trousers and say, it's time
to meet the governor.
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Normally I would welcome the chance for
a British invasion.
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But I think we should wait.
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Are you turning me down?
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I am.
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Are you turning me down?
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I am. Are you turning me down? Will you
stop saying that? What?
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Well, half the fun is the chase, and I
haven't had to chase anyone in over 30
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years. It's completely hot. No, no, no,
Simon, I'm serious. I'm really not going
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to sleep with you tonight.
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Well, I wouldn't, even if you wanted me
to.
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Well, that is kind of hot.
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I should probably tell you that I'm not
going to kiss you now.
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And I should probably tell you that I'm
not going to kiss you ever.
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I'm also not going to undo your shirt so
slowly that you think you're going to
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die if it takes another second.
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And I shall probably tell you that I'm
not going to rip yours off so fast.
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You'll question your belief in the
existence of buttons.
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I am certainly not going to tell you
that I'm wearing a lace thong right now.
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I'm certainly not going to tell you that
I am as well.
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Okay, this isn't really helping. Not a
bit.
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Maybe I should go.
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All right.
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This has been fantastic, Nina. I'll call
you tomorrow.
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Yeah, I'd like that.
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Good night,
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Nina. Good night, Simon.
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Good night, Governor.
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It's a wristwatch.
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Oh, thanks, Jack.
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I've seen you struggling with that old
pocket watch. You know, in your pocket,
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out of your pocket, in your pocket.
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I thought to myself, this guy needs the
convenience of time on his wrist.
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The thing is, the watch was my
grandfather's, and there are so many
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memories. Lose the pocket watch.
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Excuse me?
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Look, I just bought this.
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fortune on this just to have it look
like I copied you.
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Well, you did copy me.
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If anyone should be losing the watch,
it's you.
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Elliot.
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Ellie.
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I don't want this to be a time for
crying, which it could very easily be.
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Are you threatening me? Elliot.
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Ellie.
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Yep.
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Here you go.
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Compliments of Jack.
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What, a hot towel?
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His way of saying no hard feelings.
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I don't want a stupid hot towel.
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I want to be able to reach into my
pocket, think of my grandfather, and be
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happy.
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You're one sick dude.
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Hot towel?
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Thank you.
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So, how did it go last night?
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Amazing. I mean, we were this close, but
I conquered temptation and...
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It hasn't affected me a bit. You see,
you don't have to sleep with someone
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away. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You took relationship advice from Maya?
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Good idea, because men are swarming all
over her.
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The point is, you did the right thing.
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Did he call?
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He will.
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All right.
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You know what I do when I'm out with a
girl and she doesn't put out?
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You don't pay her.
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I just want to applaud everyone on last
month.
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I'm sorry to interrupt.
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Damn it, Dennis. I was talking.
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I know. It's just there's somewhere I
need to be, and I don't have a watch.
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wonder if you had the time. For you, of
course.
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It's 5 .30, Finch.
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He came for you? Oh, thank you.
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Oh, no, a bouquet of flowers.
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That must bring up a lot of memories for
you.
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I'm this close to hitting you. Okay.
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Nina, I thought a call would make you
feel like every other girl, but you're
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much more than that. You rock, and I
should know.
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Simon, you hear that, Finch? I rock.
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Yeah, in a chair, maybe.
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and celebrate.
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I am so happy for you.
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Well, don't be.
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I sent myself the flowers.
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Simon hasn't called.
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Oh, God.
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I'm so sorry.
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I know how you feel. Well, of course you
do, but men like me. I'm not used to
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this.
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Me neither.
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I'm sorry. It's just that when I get
upset, I lash out, you stupid troll.
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That hurt me much more than it hurt you.
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I don't think so.
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Look, I have been happily single for a
long time, but this guy, I... I don't
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know, I just, I... I felt like we had
this connection, and... And I guess I
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wrong. Nina, some people think of me as
a guru.
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Don't start.
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You know, I've had this fantasy.
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Simon and I have just made love and I
walk to the balcony and open up the
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doors and as the wind sweeps across my
naked body, I look out and know that no
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one out there is as content as I am.
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It's beautiful.
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I think I have something that might ease
the pain.
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Oh, good, because my guy in Mexico just
got shot at the border.
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Box of tissues.
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Pounder bag of Skittles.
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And? Journey's greatest hit.
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Maya, I was dumped by a rock star, not
an eighth grader.
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Look, don't start in on me about Pete
again. I just... Is that Journey?
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Yeah, why?
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It's just one of the CDs me and Pete
used to listen to.
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No big deal.
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I always thought the wheel in the sky
would keep turning.
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But it didn't.
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Oh.
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I know.
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Oh. Oh,
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God. Are we going to start lactating
now?
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I appreciate what you're trying to do.
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But I don't cry over men. I make men
cry.
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Nina seemed pretty upset. Let me guess.
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Sent herself the flowers.
263
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Simon hasn't called. Nah, that's
awesome.
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Is that Journey?
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Greatest hits.
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Alison Cameron.
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Hello, look. Sorry I didn't call first.
Apparently there's something wrong with
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your phone.
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You said you'd call.
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00:16:12,030 --> 00:16:13,170
Well, I meant to.
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I'm just not the kind of guy who calls a
woman. I am not a woman. Oh, my God.
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Not again.
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Oh, I know.
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Maybe I'll burn something.
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You know what?
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I'm glad I didn't call you. You're out
of your bloody mind.
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Hello, Mr. Guitar.
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Seriously?
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I'm this close to calling the police?
280
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Oh, go ahead.
281
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Don't expect me to help you flush your
back medicine down the toilet before
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get here. You're insane.
283
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Oh, for crying out loud. Do you know the
slightest thing about setting a guitar
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on fire?
285
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First... You need a touch of booze. And
then you like the body, not the neck.
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That is how you like a guitar.
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And if we're going to be together,
you're going to have to know the thing.
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We're going to be together?
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Yeah. You're crazy.
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You're perfect.
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Where is it, Jack?
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Where's what? My watch. It's missing. I
know you took it. I don't have your
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watch. Fine.
294
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How's that feel? Now I have yours.
295
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I didn't take your watch, Elliot.
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00:17:45,850 --> 00:17:49,730
There. How do you like that? Now neither
one of us has one. What is wrong with
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you? The Chicago way.
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You put one of mine in the hospital, I
put one of yours in the morgue.
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I watch as I break one of yours.
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You're not from Chicago.
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I've visited.
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Face it, Jack, for once you didn't win.
Ha!
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Elliot? What?
304
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What's that dangling from the back of
your coat?
305
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I must have gotten caught.
306
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I'm sorry, Jack. I feel awful.
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That's not going to bring my watch back,
is it?
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Well, there is this watch.
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I mean, sure, it's a priceless family
heirloom left to me by my beloved
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grandfather on his deathbed.
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All I have to remember him by.
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I mean, if it'll make you feel good.
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All right, Jack, I guess we're done.
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Oh, wait.
315
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I can't take your watch here.
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Thanks.
317
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:01,020
Let's forget this silliness. Have a
cigar.
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00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:03,460
Oh, no thanks. I started smoking this.
319
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I thought it looked kind of cool.
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It was my uncle's.
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Is he alive?
322
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Yeah. Give me the pipe.
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Just...
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Like my fantasy is actually happening.
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