Original subtitles

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Rabbit's Foot To Dogman...

All Clear In Sector 3. Movin' Into Ground Zero.

Copy That, Rabbit's Foot.

All Clear Here.

Boy: You Got 'Em?

Yeah. Come On.

Dogman To Rabbit's Foot.

Report On New Location. Over.

Dogman: I Don't Know. Over.

Stevie... You're Supposed To Keep Track Of Them.

Listen.

All Right.

On 3, Check Right.

1... 2...

3.

Aah!

Aaahh...

Aaahhh!

Ha Ha!

We Give! We Give!

We Give!

Oh... Oh...

Ha Ha!

Ewww!

Eww.

Ha Ha.

You Ok?

[Raspy Voice] All...

Your...

[Raspy Breath] Fault.

[Chuckles]

Alex?

Alex!

Arrhh!

Ha Ha Ha!

Ha Ha Ha!

Aaahh!

Ha Ha!

All Right.

This One's Your Left, This One's Your Right.

Your Left... Your Right. Got It?

Got It. Alex, Will You Teach Me How To Skate?

I Will, I Promise.

You Know, You're Using Way Too Much Mousse.

Uh... Do You Want Some?

Ooh! Ooh!

Do You Want Some?

Hey, Don't Forget. Next Weekend...

Larry's Rockin' Coin World. And, Uh, On Sunday,

There's That Coin Expo.

All Right. Later.

See Ya. Bye.

See Ya, Slime Boy.

All Right, Stevie...

Put This On, Guy.

Strap That On, Ok?

What's Up, Guys?

Hey.

Hi.

Hey, Guys.

What's With All The Hair Gel, Guys?

So, There's A Pet Adoption At The Park.

And We Talked About Getting A Pet.

Yes!

Dog.

Rabbit.

Dog.

Rabbit.

Dog!

Rabbit.

Dog!

Dog, Dog, Dog, Dog, Dog!

Aaahh!

Rabbit!

Dog!

[Excited Chatter, Indistinct]

Yep. Sorry, Stevie, No Rabbits.

Yes, There Are! Mom!

Alex, Don't Torment Your Brother.

[Grrr]

[Whimpers]

[Whimpers]

Hey, Guys, I Found An Awesome Dog.

No!

This Is Way Cooler!

What?

[Gobble Gobble Gobble]

That's The Grossest Thing I've Ever Seen.

Hey, Hey! Lansing Found Someone He Can Beat Off The Line!

Yeah.

Ha Ha Ha.

What Is That Thing...

Besides Ugly?

It's A Turkey, You Big Stupid.

Ooh...

Ooh...

My Brother's A Better Football Player Than You'll Ever Be...

Gary!

Oh, Ho Ho Ho!

[Gobble]

Oh, Yeah?

Then How Come He Spends Most Of His Time On His Butt?

Boy: Yeah. You Want To Mess With Us?

Ha Ha Ha!

Stevie, Why Don't You Go Home. Ok?

[Boy Chuckles]

That Was, Like, So Brave.

You Get A Reward.

[Snap]

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

[Boy Chuckles]

Hungry?

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Aaahh!

Ha Ha!

Hoo Hoo!

Ha Ha!

Pizza Face!

Yeah! Ha Ha!

Ha Ha!

[Boys Continue Laughing]

Alex, Narrating: That Wasn't The First Time Stevie Messed Me Up.

Let Me Show You.

It All Started From The Very Beginning.

Oh, Look At That.

He's Smiling At You. [Chuckles]

[Gasps]

Uhhh... Mmm...

Alex: Here You See One Of The Greatest Moments Of My Entire Life...

Come On. Do It. Shoot.

The First Basket I Ever Made.

Oh, Stevie.

Well, You Would've Seen It

If Dad Hadn't Missed The Shot.

I Guess The First Steps You Take In Your Entire Life...

That's Pretty Cool, Too.

It's Just That Stevie Always Takes Center Stage...

And I Can't Help Feeling...

[Crash]

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

He's Wreckin' My Life!

[Gobble Gobble]

[Gobble Gobble]

That Thing Goes Outside Tomorrow, Right?

Yeah.

Ooh! Alex, Whatever You're Using In Your Hair...

Smells Kinda Cheesy.

Oh. Thanks, Mom. Yeah.

What's Wrong With This Picture?

We're In Here Eating Guacamole,

And Stevie Isn't Here To Hog It.

[Gobble Gobble]

[Snorts]

How Long Do These Things Tend To Live, Anyway?

I Knew It! Stevie, What Did I Tell You

You Never, Ever Touch?!

Your Skates, Your Bike, And Your Coin Collection.

And Is There Any Reason Why You Should Not Get

Severe And Excruciating Punishment Right Now?

Better Stop. Gonna Yell.

No, No... No Yelling, Stevie. Just Sit Down, Ok? Sit Down.

[Sighs] I'm Only Gonna Say This Once, All Right?

My Room Is My Room, And My Stuff Is My Stuff,

And You Need To Keep Your Hands Totally Off Of It

Unless I Say. Ok?

I Have A Life,

And When You Grow Up, You Can Get One,

But Until Then, You Are Just A Little Kid.

All Right?

And You Don't Get To Do Everything I Get To Do.

You Got It?

Ow! Dad! Alex Is Hurting Me!

Stevie!

Alex! Back Off Your Brother. Now!

Dad... I Didn't Do Anything.

[Sighs]

That's It. You Are Barred From This Room For 2 Weeks. Banned.

Go!

Get Out.

Get Outta Here!

[Turkey Gobbles]

[Gobble Gobble Gobble]

Aaahhh!

[Spooky Music Plays]

Aaahhh!

Aaahhh!

[Girl In Movie Continues Screaming]

[Whispering] Out.

2 Weeks.

[Sighs]

All Right.

Come On.

Aaahhh!

Aaahhh!

Aaahh!

Aaahhh!

Aaahhh!

Aaahhh!

[Scary Music]

Yaaahhh!

Aaahh!

Ha Ha!

Aah!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Aaahh! Don't! Ha Ha Ha!

[Whistling Cheerfully]

Oh, Hey, Alex,

I Might Be A Few Minutes Late For Your Game Today.

Great. You'll Miss My Best Bench Warming.

First Quarter, I'm In The Zone.

Go, Raider!

He Yells My Name Today, He's Dead Meat.

Hey... You Got A Brother On Your Side.

Is That So Bad?

It Is When He Yells, "Go, Alex, Go."

Wish We Could Send Him To Football Camp.

Yeah, If They'd Make It Affordable.

Mmm-Uhh.

So, You Gonna Yell My Name Today?

[Uneasily] No...

Healthy Answer. Here.

[Chuckles]

You Know, You Should Use The Laces Like This When You Throw. Ok?

All Right, Throw It Back.

Go Ahead.

[Chuckling] Throw It Back.

What's The Matter?

Why Are You Standin' Behind The Hamper?

My Skates!

I Didn't Touch 'Em!

You're Wearin' 'Em!

No!

Ohh! Mom, He's Hurting Me!

Mom! Mom!

You Got Jelly On My Skates!

Mom!

Mom!

Alex, Lay Off Your Brother!

Mom, He Got Jelly On My Skates.

Ohhh...

Oh, And Listen. Next Weekend,

You Have To Baby-Sit.

No! Mom, I'm Goin' To The Mall With James!

Well, Then Take Stevie With You. No Arguments.

[Sighs]

So, You've Met Our New Dog-- Gooble Gobble.

[Gobble Gobble]

Not Much On Conversation.

Yeah. Check This Out.

[Gobble Gobble]

You Got Jelly On Your Blades.

No. No. The Demon Child From The Underworld

Got Jelly On My Blades.

Stevie's 10 Years Old, And He Rules The House.

[Turkey Gobbles]

[Chuckles] Not Too Good.

Not Too Good? James, It's Horrible. Ok?

All He Has To Do Is Make A Sad Face, And Bam-O,

It's An Instant Crisis. "Alex, Share That With Stevie."

"Alex, Don't Do That 'Cause Stevie'll Want To Try It, Too."

You Know How Lucky You Are To Be An Only Child?

Alex, What About That Time When You Ran Out Of Class

'Cause You Heard Some Kid Fell In The Fountain And You Thought It Was Stevie?

So?

So... You Basically Care About Him A Lot.

James... I'm Tryin' To Trash My Brother Here.

Ok?

Right. Sorry.

[Turkey Gobbles]

Isn't Anybody Gonna Fix This Gate?!

Go, Raiders, Go!

Go, Raiders, Go!

[Cheering And Shouting]

Hike!

[Band Playing, People Cheering]

[Blows Whistle]

Man: Touchdown!

[Cheering]

Go, Raiders, Go!

[Crowd Cheers]

You're Alex. Right?

Yeah. Yeah.

That... Is So Sad.

Go, Alex, Go!

Go, Alex, Go!

Bench Warmer.

Go, Alex, Go!

Go, Alex, Go!

Go, Alex, Go!

Go, Alex, Go!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Go, Alex, Go!

Coach: Lansing!

Full Block To My Right.

Open Your Eyes, Turkey Boy.

The Ball's Comin' To You.

Go, Alex, Go!

Go, Alex, Go!

Go, Alex, Go!

Go, Alex, Go!

[Crowd Reaction]

Ah, Ha Ha Ha Ha!

[Crowd Laughs]

Hi. Sorry.

[Drum Beating]

Go, Alex...

Go, Alex, Go!

Come On, Go, Go, Go!

All Right, Team!

[Growls]

Come On, Alex! Go!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Ready...

[Growls]

Hut!

Aah! Ooh!

Aaahh!

Crowd: Ohh!

Offsides!

[Crowd Cheers And Boos]

[School Bell Rings]

So You Had A Bad Game.

Stop Moping.

I've Got This Great Idea For This Partner Project:

Inventors. You Do Edison, And I'll Do Tesla.

You Know The Part About Tesla Being The Reincarnation

Of That Guy From Atlantis Who Invented Those Power Beams?

Here, Fiona.

[Sighs]

About... Last Weekend. I Hope I Didn't Hurt You.

Oh, Right, Like You Could.

You Know, Sometimes You Really Like Somebody,

And They Don't Even Know You're Alive.

I Can Relate.

[Sighs]

But... You Gotta Pick Up The Pieces

Of Your Shattered Life And Move On.

Ooh. Lunch Would Be A Start, Don't You Think?

Hey, Man, I Thought This Was The No-Whining Section.

[Indistinct Chatter]

Alex, Will You Get Over Yourself?

Your Life Is Not Pathetic. Ok?

That Is Pathetic.

Yuuuhhh!

Ha Ha Ha!

Ha Ha!

Yuuuhhh!

Gary's Life Is Perfect. Ok?

He's All-City In Every Sport,

His Girlfriend Fiona's A Major Goddess,

And He Doesn't Have A Little Brother.

Get Her Some Maroon, Man.

No, James. That's Not Fair To The Other Maroons.

Ok. Enough Misery.

Do Ya... Want To Go Skating On Saturday?

I Nailed That Rail On The Park Bench In The Square.

I... Can't Wait To Show You.

Sorry, I'm... Goin' To Coin World.

Well, How About After That?

Uh...

I Have To Clean Out The Turkey Pen.

Right. Ok. Let's See... Grinding In The Park

Or Scraping Up Turkey Poop.

Interesting Choice.

You Know... I Give Up.

Bye, James.

See Ya.

What's Up? You Love Skating With Abby.

I Know, But Now She Wants Me To... Go Skating With Her.

[Chuckling] So... What's The Problem?

No Problem. I Just...

Want To Be Cool... Like Gary.

Yuuuhhh...

Ha Ha!

Ha Ha!

5 Bucks Worth Of Quarters?

Yep. If I Have To Bring Stevie To The Mall,

At Least I Know How To Neutralize Him.

Hey!

Oop!

Ohhh...

You Ok?

Yeah! Thanks.

Slipped On Somethin'.

Aha!

French Fries.

Probably Dropped By One Of These Little Monsters.

How Can You Kids Eat These Things?

If They Don't Clog Up Your Arteries, They Find Another Way To Take You Out.

You Ok, Kid? I Could've Squashed You.

Yeah, I'm Good.

Good.

Well, Uh...

What's The Standard Reward For A Good Deed These Days?

You Get To Be On Tv?

[Chuckles] Right.

Hey, Larry.

Hey, Guys.

I See You've Met My Brother Stevie.

Yeah, We Just Met.

He Saved Me From A Trip To The Hospital.

You're Lucky, Alex. This Is One Terrific Little Kid.

So, Help Me With This Stuff,

And I'll Show You Guys My New Shipment Of Romans.

All Right!

Yeah!

Ok...

Ok, You See This Bench?

This Is The Bench Where You're Gonna Sit And Eat Your Fries.

Ok? Don't Even Think About Movin'.

I'm Gonna Go In There. I'll Be Out In A Couple Of Minutes,

And We'll Go To The Arcade. All Right? Take This.

Put Those In Your Pocket.

Want A French Fry?

Probably Not.

Right.

So, Kid... I Can't Get You On Tv,

But, Um...

How 'Bout This?

What Is It?

Well, It's A Tricky Little Coin...

And It's Good For One Wish.

Is It?

Well, That's What I Heard. Anyway...

Be Very Careful With It.

Do Something...

Well, I Don't Know...

Do Something Big With It.

[Dissonant Notes]

Hey! Hey!

Put That Down.

Get Outta Here.

Git! Git! Git!

[Sighs] All Right, I'm Gettin' Too Old For This.

[Burps]

[Indistinct Conversation]

That One's A Mint.

Sure?

Oh, Yeah.

[Conversation Continues, Indistinct]

Larry, Echoing: Do Something Big With It.

Hey, Check Out Zeus.

[Chuckles]

Looks Like Principal Thorpe In A Dress.

Wrap It Up, Guys.

I Gotta Close.

All Right.

Wait. Close. What-- What Time Is It, Larry?

Just About 6:00,

And I've Gotta Get Off My Feet.

6:00?

Stevie.

James, I Gotta Go.

Come On, Stevie.

Stevie?!

Stevie!

Stevie!

Stevie!

Stevie!

Stevie.

Stevie!

Excuse Me. Can You Call My Mom?

Stevie!

[Echoing] Stevie!

You're Grounded For A Month.

What?!

No More Coin World.

You Come Right Home After School.

And We're Takin' Away Your Skates.

You're Getting Off Light, My Friend.

This Was A Major Setback In The Responsibility Department.

Well, Stevie Didn't Have To Rat Me Out.

[Sighs]

I Mea--Look, I Told Him To Wait On The Bench, Ok?

Oh, So This Is All Stevie's Fault.

He's 10 Years Old, Alex.

He Was Alone And Scared.

I Wasn't Scared.

[Sighs]

He Knows He Shouldn't Have Run Off,

And He's Being Punished, Too.

Oh, No Tv For A Day? Yeah, Big Deal, Dad.

We're Running Late. Bedtime, Stevie.

Alex, Too.

What? It's 8:30.

8:25 By My Watch.

And Tomorrow Morning, You Start Garage Cleanup.

Why Don't You Just Ruin My Entire Life?

[Knock On Door]

"Dear, Alex..."

[Sighs]

"Sorry. Here's A Coin The Guy In The Mall Gave Me.

"You Can Make One Wish.

Stevie."

[Crumples Paper]

One Wish.

Right.

Right Now, I Wish I Didn't Have A Little Brother.

[Radio Alarm Goes Off]

Radio Announcer: ...So Get Yourself Out Of Bed.

Ohhh... Great. Now I Have An Alarm Clock.

Part Of My Punishment.

Oh, That Turkey Stinks.

[Strange Breathing]

[Slurping Sound]

[Strange Breathing]

[Muffled Bark]

[Gulps Loudly]

Aaahhh!

[Passes Gas]

"Alex Lansing, Player Of The Year."

Double Eagles.

Ok.

Ok, I Get It.

[Tv Plays, Indistinct]

Wall Street Journal.

Ok. Ok, I Know What's Goin' On.

I Guess A Really Funny Good One.

You Know, Like When You Put The Cereal In My Sleeping Bag?

But This Is Better. Stevie's Idea, Right?

Who's Stevie?

What Are You Talking About?

All Right, Let's Start With The Giant Dog I Have In My Room.

Iggy? How's He Doin' This Mornin'?

The House Is Blue?

Mm-Hmm, Since Last Month. You Just Noticed?

Gotta Run. See You At The Game.

Don't Rush That Pass. Take Your Time. Remember,

You've Got Options. Some Of Those Other Guys

Can Score, Too, You Know.

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, You Guys.

Hold On A Second, Mom. What's Goin' On?

We're Going To Work, You're Going To School.

No, No, No. Wait A Minute.

What... Is Going On?

I Was Just Gonna Ask You That.

Everything's Different. We Have A Dog.

I Have This Incredibly Cool Coin Collection.

My Room's Different. The House--

I'm Different.

What Is With This Haircut?

Yeah, I Don't Like It, Either.

It Was Your Idea.

So, Is Stevie Different?

Who's This Stevie?

Dad... Please Don't Do This Right Now, Ok?

Do What?

Alex? You Ok?

Well, He Doesn't Have A Fever.

No. No. But, Guys, I Do Have A Little Brother.

Ok, Where Is He? Where's Stevie?

Alex... Are You...

Lonely?

What?

Do You... Wish...

You Had A Brother?

Mom... W-What Do You Mean, Do I Wish I--

Oh, Man.

Oh, Man, That Coin.

Honey!

Earth To Alex.

Oh, Man.

Coming Up Very Soon, In Just A Minute, In Fact,

We Are Gonna Meet The Star Of A New Hit Tv Show.

It's Called Where's Stevie?

His Name Is Terrence Russell Mccormack.

Where's That Coin? I Put It Right Here.

It Should Be Right Here.

No Way.

No Way... Because...

I Made A Wish.

And It Worked.

There's No Stevie.

Woman On Tv: Here He Is.

Alex!

Welcome.

Are You All Right?

Stevie: How Are You?

[Applause On Tv]

We're Talking With Terrence Russell Mccormick, The Star Of The...

Stevie?

...Where's Stevie?

So. What's The Most Fun About

Working On Where's Stevie?

Um, Probably Hangin' Out With Peter Michael Moore.

He's Really The Brother That I Never Had.

Alex, Why Are You Hanging Onto The Television?

It's Stevie.

Yeah, Terrence Russell Mccormack.

He's So Cute.

Yeah.

No. It's--

It's Not Terrence Somebody. It's Stevie.

Ok, Look. Um, Honey, Your Father And I Have To Go.

Are You Ok?

Stevie! He's On... The Television.

Every Week. I Didn't Think You Liked That Show.

What... Show?

Where's Stevie?

He's On... The Television!

Alex, I Don't Understand.

It's Stevie!

Right, From The Tv Show.

What... Tv Show?!

Where's Stevie?

He's On... The Television!

Honey, Uh, What's The Joke?

I'm A Little Dense This Morning.

Me, Too.

You Guys Really Don't Know Him?

Well, Personally, I Wish I Was His Accountant.

Yeah. That's A Lucky Little Kid.

[Both Chuckle]

Wait A Second.

That's A Lucky Kid.

That's A Way Lucky Kid.

Kid's Life Is Awesome.

Gotta Run.

See You At The Game, Bling.

Bling?

Oh...

I Put Gas In The Viper.

Oh.

Dad: Thanks.

Hey, Bling... If You Hurry, I'll Give You A Ride.

I'll Be Outside In The Car.

Hey, Champ.

I Made You A Star.

You're, Like... Rich And Famous, And...

And I'm...

I'm An Only Child. [Chuckles]

This Is Unbelievable. I Don't Have A Little Brother

Ruining My Life. This Is...

We Have A Viper?

Hey, What's Up, Bling?

Go, Blinger.

Hey, It's Bling. You The Man!

Hey.

Hi, Alex.

[Bell Rings]

Hi, Alex.

Hey.

400 Yards Today. Ok, Bling?

All Right.

Alex.

Hello!

Didn't You Even See Me?

You Were Gonna Meet Me By The Fountain.

Uh...

Dude!

Gary, I Didn't Talk To Her, Ok?

I Was Just Standing Here. I Was Just--

So?

Are We, Like... Breaking Up?

Because That Would Be So Not Me, Being Dumped By My Boyfriend.

Boyfriend...

Me.

Ha!

I Got Ya!

Ha Ha Ha!

That's It.

You Scared Me.

We Gonna Kick Some Wildcat Butt Today, Bling?

Yeah!

We're Gonna Make 'Em Sorry

They Got On The Bus.

All Right!

"Bling"?

Like In Bling-Bling?

Dude, The Party Still On, Your Place?

Party.

Hello?!

After The Game!

At My Place. Um...

Yeah. Yeah. I Mean, Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Ohhh!

Lansing. Eat Good Before The Game, Eh?

Lots Of Carbs.

Ok.

[Bell Rings]

We're Ready To Play, Coach.

Boys: Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude!

Um... I'll Meet Up With You Later. Ok?

Ok. Ok. Fiona's Your Girlfriend.

Yes. And The Jocks Like You.

[Sighs]

How Could The Disappearance Of One Little Kid

Change Everything In Your Life?

[Toilet Flushes]

Hey. Drama Club...

I'm Tryin' Out.

[Bell Rings]

Hey, Abbs.

What... Are You Doing?

Um...

Sitting Down. [Chuckles]

Here?

That Is Not Your Seat. Hello!

I Know. I Was Just, Um...

Saying Hi To Abby.

Why?

Why?

Mr. Lansing, Would You Kindly Take Your Assigned Seat

So We Can Begin?

Yeah.

Right.

Not That Seat, Either. I Knew That.

[Snap]

[Chuckles]

Boy: Bravo.

Girl: Yeah, Bravo!

Ok. Last Week's Essays.

B+. That's Sweet.

[Chuckles]

King Bling Jock Thing Gets A B+.

What?

Oh, Never Mind. You Know,

Part Of Goin' To School Is Figurin' Out That Life Isn't Fair.

Great Game Last Friday, By The Way.

[Chuckles] Thanks.

Teacher: Ok, Class.

Let's Review What You Thought You Knew

About The Prepositional Phrase.

Yay, Raider Men!

How Do We Want It? How Do We Want It?

Go, Team, Go!

[Cheering]

Ok. As Usual, We Run The Offense Through Alex.

What?

[Loud Gulp]

What A...

What A... Good Idea. [Chuckles]

I'm So Glad You Think So.

Ha Ha Ha!

Ha Ha Ha!

Ok, Come On! Let's Do It!

Come On, Huddle Up There! Come On!

Here We Go, Guys.

Ok!

1, 2, 3! Raiders!

Come On, Guys! Clear It Out!

Let's Take It To 'Em!

Gary. Hey, Um...

You Know What Position You Play, Right?

Yeah?

Ok. So...

You Know What Position I Play, Right?

Yeah.

Gary... What Position Do I Play?

Quarterback.

Quarterback.

[Chuckles Uncomfortably]

Oh, This'll Be Good. [Sighs]

[Crowd Cheers]

Come On!

Ok, Guys.

Quicker Fly, On 2, Yeah?

Teammates: Yeah!

All Right.

1, 2, 3.

All: Break!

Gary, The Ball's Coming To You, Ok?

All Right.

Right.

Blue, 62...

Down.

Set.

Hut. Hut.

Uhh!

[Crowd Groans]

Dave, Something Odd Is Going On With Alex.

I'll Be Right Back.

What The Heck Was That?

You're Supposed To Roll With The Pocket.

Hey, Bud.

Don't Let That Big Guy Psych You Out.

What?

Do You Remember That Big Kid In Camp?

Camp?

Football Camp, 5 Years Ago.

He Had Your Number,

But You Learned How To Handle Him. Remember?

[Chuckles] I Went To Camp.

And Every Year Since,

You Figured Out Even More Ways To Beat 'Em.

Right, 'Cause We Can Afford That.

Huh?

Because I'm An Only Child?

Yeah.

You're The Man.

[Whistle Blows]

Our One And Only.

Hey, Lansing!

You Back From Whatever Other Universe You Were In?

Come On!

All: Break!

Set.

Come On, Come On, Come On, Come On--

Hut.

[Crowd Cheers]

Set.

Ha Ha!

Hut!

Yeah! Whoo!

Whoo!

Crowd: Go, Bling, Go!

Hey, Good Party.

Thanks.

Bling, You Rock!

Ah...

My Mom's Favorite Magazine.

Dad, Dad, What Are You Doing Down Here?

Sorry. I Left My Earplugs In The Car.

What?

Alex!

So, What Was The Matter With You At The Start Of The Game Anyway?

You Looked Totally Clueless.

I Know. It's 'Cause I'm Actually From An Alternate Reality.

Before The Game Today, I Didn't Know What Position I Played.

Well, That's What It Looked Like.

Don't Let It Happen Again, Ok?

Yeah, Yeah, No Problem. I, Uh--

Hey, You Want To Go Roller Blading Tomorrow?

Roller Blading? Hello?

First Off, Freaks Roller Blade, Ok?

And Second Off, We're Taking The Photos For Our Matching T-Shirts.

Matching T-Shirts?

Oh, Bling, You Won't Believe It, Man.

The Chicken Geek Is Here. Come On!

Excuse Me.

Hey, Abbs.

Party Guests: Chicken Boy! Chicken Boy!

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.

What's Going On?

Your Honors, Bling.

Chicken Boy! Chicken Boy!

Chicken Boy! Chicken Boy! Chicken Boy!

James.

Chicken Boy!

Oh, Forget It. I'll Do It.

[Guests Laughing And Cheering]

Alex: Hey, James! Wait!

James!

James!

He's Rich, He's Famous,

And He's All Over The Place.

James.

Hey, I've Been Looking All Over For You.

All Right, Man. What's Your Problem?

What? You're Not Done With Me Yet?

No, I...

I Came By To Apologize.

Don't Even Bother, Superjock.

Hey, Hey! Hey, Hey, Hey!

I Got To Show You This Collection You're Not Going To Believe, Man.

A Whole Album Of Pre-1700's.

Pre What?

Coins.

And You Want To Show Me This Because?

I--

Alex!

Sara Said You Were Talking To Abby Richardson.

At The Party?

Uh, I Said Hi?

And Now I Find You Talking To...

James Cooper.

Thank You.

What Is Going On, Alex?

What?

How Do You Think This Makes Me Look?

How?

Give Me An "L," Give Me On "O," Give Me An S-S-E-R-S.

What's It Spell?

Losers?

Thank You.

Not Just Losers,

Massive, El Grande,

Mega-Losers.

No Offense.

You Are My Boyfriend.

I Have An Image To Uphold.

Are You, Like, Going Weird Or Anything?

Because It Would Be So Not Me Having A Weird Boyfriend.

You Have To Tell Me Right Now.

Hey, Abbs. Mind If I Join You?

You? You Want To Sit With Us?

Yeah.

Stop. Halt.

Is This Some Kind Of Jock Joke?

What?

No.

No, Abbs, Just Let Me Explain--

First Of All,

If You Call Me "Abbs" One More Time,

You Will Regret It.

And Second,

Go Away.

Look,I--I Know I'm Different, But...

Abbs, If You Just Give Me A Chance--

Got Milk?

[All Laughing]

[Dog's Stomach Grumbles, Passes Gas]

[Knock On Door]

Come In.

Yo, Bling. What Up?

What Did You Say?

Come On. I'm Hip.

Right?

I Can Talk The Line.

Right.

You, Uh,

Rediscovering The Old Collection, Huh?

What Do You Mean?

You Haven't Touched Those Coins Since Forever.

Really? I Forgot How Awesome It Is.

Not That Many Ancients.

No Didrachms Or Hemidrachms Or Anything,

But It's Still Awesome.

Awesome Investment, Too.

So You Like Those Old Guys, Huh?

Yeah, Yeah.

Alex,

You've Seemed Kind Of...

Distracted Lately.

Is There Anything Wrong?

No, No.

I'm Kind Of Tired Though. I Should Get Some Sleep.

Ok.

Well, See You In The Morning.

Ok.

[World Of Our Own Playing]

♪ You Make Me Feel Funny ♪

♪ When You Come Around ♪

♪ And That's What I've Found Out, Honey ♪

♪ What Am I Doing Without You?

♪ You Make Me Feel Happy ♪

♪ When I Leave You Behind ♪

♪ It Plays On My Mind Now, Honey ♪

♪ What Am I Doing Without You? ♪

♪ Oh! ♪

♪ Took For Granted Everything We Had ♪

♪ As If I'd Find Someone Who's Just Like You ♪

♪ We Got A Little World Of Our Own ♪

♪ I'll Tell You Things That No One Else Knows ♪

♪ I'll Let You In Where No One Else Goes ♪

♪ What Am I Doing Without You?

♪ And All Of The Things I've Been Looking For ♪

♪ Have Always Been Here Outside Of My Door ♪

♪ And All Of The Time I'm Looking For Something New ♪

♪ What Am I Doing Without You? ♪

♪ Well, It's Feeling Right Now ♪

♪ So Let's Do It Right Now ♪

♪ Praying That Somehow... ♪

You Can Change Your Life And Someone Elses

By Adopting A Brother For Life.

You're My Big Brother, And I Got To Look Out For You.

Make A Young Boy's Wish Come True.

His Life Will Never Be The Same.

[Sighs]

You Got That Right, Terence Russell Mcstevie.

♪ What Am I Doing Without You? ♪

♪ We Got A Little World Of Our Own ♪

♪ I'll Tell You Things That No One Else Knows ♪

♪ I'll Let You In Where No One Else Goes ♪

♪ What Am I Doing Without You? ♪

♪ And All Of The Things I've Been Looking For ♪

♪ Have Always Been Here Outside Of My Door... ♪

Thank You.

Hey, Abbs.

Abby.

Excuse Me. I'm Busy Here, Ok?

Thank You, Sir. Hope You Win.

I Could Use A Little Luck.

Larry! Hey!

Yeah. Do I Know You?

Yeah. Yeah, It's Me. Alex Lansing.

I Go To Coin World A Lot.

Uh, Well, I Guess I Don't Anymore.

Anyways, What--What Happened?

Oh, This?

I Bit The Dust Outside My Shop

And Broke A Couple Things.

Right. No Stevie.

Who?

Nothing. I'm Sorry.

Yeah. Well, I Wanted To Retire And Get Off My Feet.

I Guess I Got That Wish.

Anyway, My Man,

You Have A Nice Day

And Watch Out For French Fries.

All Right.

Oh, Excuse Me, Sir.

Do You Want To Buy A Raffle Ticket?

You Can Help Buy Food For The Homeless.

You Could Win A Freezer!

I'll Take 3.

Fill Out The Stub.

So, Abbs--

Abby. I'm Sorry. I'm--Abby.

Um...

So You Skate?

Yeah.

So, Do You Maybe Want To Go Skating Sometime?

I Know A Great Place In The Park.

[Chuckles]

Did You Lose A Bet Or Something?

[Laughs] What--What Kind Of Guy Do You Think I Am?

Do You Really Want To Know?

Yeah.

I Think You're The Kind Of Major Pop-Star Jock

Who Has To Have The Major Pop-Star-Cheerleader-Girlfriend,

Even Though She's Meaner Than A Snake.

And You Think That The Whole Solar System Revolves Around You.

And?

And You're Not Even Embarrassed

That Teachers Give You Better Grades

Just Because You Can Throw A Long Bomb,

Even Though You Don't Know How To Spell It.

Does That Answer Your Question?

Yeah, That Pretty Much Covers It, I Guess.

So Why Are You Even Talking To Me?

I Don't Know.

Yo, Bling! Heads Up!

Touchdown! Lansing Catches The Dead Cow.

East Fremont Is So Toast.

Chanting: Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude!

Dude Dude Dude Dude Dude Dude Dude.

Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude!

Come On! Yeah!

[Dog Snoring]

[Fly Buzzing]

[Snoring]

Funny Pancakes.

Hey, Bling.

Big Day Today.

Alex: What?

Alex, You Haven't Eaten Anything This Morning.

No, It's Saturday.

It's Saturday. Dad, Aren't You Going To Make Funny Pancakes?

Wow! I Forgot All About Those.

Gee, Alex,

I Haven't Made Funny Pancakes Since You Were About 5.

There's, Uh, Pop-Up Waffles In The Freezer.

You Love Those.

Pop-Up Waffles?

You Guys Are Going Out This Early?

Your Mom's Dragging Me Into That Dense Forest She Works With.

You Know, The Partner's Big Tenth Anniversary Thing For The Firm.

I Still Can't Believe It's The Same Day As Your Deal.

What?

But It's A Great Excuse To Sneak Away Early.

We'll Meet You At School At 8:00.

For What?

The Athletic Award.

The Harbor High Civic Pride Awards.

The Male Athletic Award? Alex Lansing?

What Are You Guys Talking About?

Oh, No! Oh, No! He Forgot!

That's My Fault.

I'm Sorry, Alex.

It's--It's--It's Just Been So Nuts At Work.

Uh, Your Suit Is Ready,

And Gary's Folks Are Picking You Up At 7:30.

Oh, And Honey,

There's A Box Of Old Toys And Stuff

For The Charity Drive In The Attic.

It Says, "Give Away."

Bring It Down For Me, Will Ya?

Later, Superstar.

Ok.

Whatever Kind Of Guy I Am Now,

I Do Not Love Pop-Up Waffles.

[Tires Screech]

Woman On Tv: Aah!

What?

Stevie Loved These Hand-Me-Downs.

Aah!

[Cheers And Applause]

Thank You, Melody.

Last And Certainly Not Least,

Our Final Recipient Has Demons--

Has Demonstrated

His Commitment To Excellence In Athletics.

And He's Done It With The Highest Degree Of Sportsmanship.

I'm Speaking Of Course Of--

Go, Dude!

All: Woof! Woof! Woof!

Right. Go Dude.

Thank You.

Alex Lansing.

[Cheers And Applause]

Cool!

Stevie.

I, Um...

I Don't Really Deserve This,

Because, Well...

I'm Not Really The Alex Lansing That You See Up Here.

The Real Alex Lansing Lives In A Whole Different...

Dimension Or Something.

He's A Major Loser.

He Can't Play Football.

He's Got A Little Brother Named Stevie

Who He Blamed For Things That Weren't Really His Fault At All

And Made Him Disappear.

Poof.

[Audience Groans]

[Gulp]

Wouldn't It Be Weird If Things Like That Could Really Happen?

Of Course, They Can't.

[Group Laughs Nervously]

But What If They Did?

I Mean, Winning Awards Is Great And All,

But There's... Other Stuff.

So...

Try To Appreciate What You Got,

'Cause Someday It Might Not Be There,

And You're Really, Really...

Going To Miss Him.

It. It.

That's All.

Thanks.

[Cheers And Applause]

Ok, It Was Not Your Typical Thank-You Speech,

But I Think It Was Very...

Original.

The Parkers Thought It Was Wonderful.

Yay For Me.

I Know What'll Make You Feel Better.

A Pop-Up Waffle.

No, No, Mom, I Don't Want A Pop-Up Waffle, Ok?

I Just Want My Life Back.

There's Got To Be A Way.

[Sighs]

[Fly Buzzing]

He's Here...

Doing A Tv Show.

Alex,

We Need To Talk.

This Stevie Deal--

There's No Stevie.

No. Terence Russell Mccormack, Actor.

See?

Oh!

Oh!

Aah!

Uhh! Sorry. I'm Sorry.

James.

Oh, Man.

Superjock Strikes Again!

What Are You Doing Here Anyway?

I, Um...

I...

I Just Came By To See Terence Russell Mccormack.

My Mom's A Big Fan, And I...

Thought It Would Be Cool If I Got His Autograph.

What Are You Doing Here?

Taking Him Some Chicken. What Does It Look Like?

Who?

Terence Russell Mcthing, Or Whatever--The Kid.

I'll Take It.

What? No Way!

Aw! Real Good!

I'm Going To Get Fired.

James,

I Seriously Have To Deliver That Chicken, Ok?

It's Personal.

I Got To Get The Money. This Is My Job.

What? I Don't Get A Tip?

It's All Yours, Man.

I'll Need The Bike And Uniform Back By 5:00.

Oh, And Don't Forget To Smile When You Deliver The Chicken.

Company Protocol.

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.

Can I Help You?

Yeah, I Have A Chicken Delivery

For Terence Russell Mccormack.

Jamie?

The Kid Order Chicken?

Jamie On Walkie-Talkie: Uh, Roger, Roger.

Roger.

Ok. That Way.

Thanks.

So The Kid Just Asks, "You Got Any Kids?"

And I Say,"Yeah. Yeah, I Have."

He Says, "What Show Are They On?"

Is That Sad Or What?

Don't You Understand?

It's All My Brother's Fault.

I Was Just Fine Until He Altered My Entire Reality.

I Didn't Know It Was Going To Work.

You Got To Believe Me. I'm Sorry.

Did You Forget The Special Sauce Again?

No--No. Never Mind. It's All There.

This Chicken's Dirty.

You--You Don't Even Know Me?

Oh, My Gosh!

You're...

You're The Chicken Guy.

What Are You Waiting For?

Oh, Ok.

Here. What's Your Name?

It's Me. Alex.

[Softly] Ok.

"Me Alex."

You Can Go Now.

Wait.

What Sounded Better?

"It's All My Brothers Fault,"

Or "It's All My Brother's Fault?"

I'm Not--

Sit Down A Minute.

Broccoli?

Uh, No, Thanks.

I Don't Like 'Em Either.

They Won't Let Me Have Cookies.

Pick A Card, Any Card. Don't Show It To Me.

Put It Back, Anywhere. Put It Back.

Can I Ask You A Question?

Is This Your Card?

Um, No.

Do You--Do You Like Your Life?

No?!

It Never Works! I Can't Do Anything!

Do You Like Your Family?

But Of Course.

I Have A Wonderful Mother Who I Just Saw Last Week

And A Wonderful Father Someplace In Arizona.

Woman: I Think He'll Be Perfect For The Part.

I'll Call You Back.

Oh, And Wonderful Baby Wrangler Named Zoe.

Ah. Who Hasn't Had Enough Energy Today?

And Who Hasn't Been Smiling Enough?

Sparkle, Sparkle, Sparkle.

Smile, Smile, Smile.

[Laughs]

[Sighs]

Who Are You?

I'm His...

I'm The Chicken Guy.

Huh.

Ok, Sweetie Boy,

They're Almost Ready For You.

Oh, And I Just Read A New Script For You.

This Time You Play A Real, Regular, Ordinary Kid.

A Regular Kid...

I Don't Know How To Do That.

I Could Show You.

You Could Come By My House.

I Could?

Yeah, Yeah.

1721 Wysteria Drive. Stop By Anytime.

I Got To Go Back To L.A. Tomorrow.

You Know, You Had A Lot More Fun When You Were My Brother.

When Did I Play Your Brother?

In Real Life.

I Was Teaching You How To Throw A Spiral.

You Were Basically Driving Me Crazy.

I Had To Kick You Out Of My Room A Lot.

But We Played Games, You Know, Like Slime Wars, Seefood.

That's Where You Open Up Your Mouth

And You Show Everybody What You Ate.

Security!

Wait.

Security!

There's A Lunatic In Here

Who Thinks I'm His Brother!

I Wasn't Gonna Hurt Him, Ok?

We Were Just Talking.

I Know.

So I Guess His Life Isn't As Happy As I Thought.

Happy? Poor Kid.

I Wouldn't Wish His Life On A Dog.

♪ Makin' My Way Downtown ♪

♪ Walkin' Fast ♪

♪ Faces Passin', I'm Home Bound ♪

♪ Starin' Blankly Ahead ♪

♪ Just Makin' My Way ♪

♪ Makin' My Way Through The Crowd ♪

♪ And I Need You ♪

♪ And I Miss You ♪

♪ And Now I Wonder ♪

♪ If I Could Fall ♪

♪ Into The Sky ♪

♪ Do You Think Time ♪

♪ Would Pass Me By? ♪

♪ 'Cause You Know I'd Walk A Thousand Miles ♪

♪ If I Could Just See You ♪

♪ If I Could Fall Into The Sky ♪

♪ Do You Think Time ♪

♪ Would Pass Me By? ♪

♪ 'Cause You Know I'd Walk A Thousand Miles ♪

♪ If I Could Just See You ♪

♪ If I Could Just Hold You ♪

[Gobbling]

♪ Tonight ♪

Gooble Gobble.

Hey, Wait!

Hey, Wait! Hey!

Stop! Hey!

[Whistles]

[Humming]

Hmm?

Stop The Car! Stop The Car!

Pull Over!

Hey!

Stevie--I Mean, Terence.

What's Goin' On?

Nothin'. I'm Done For The Day.

I'm Goin' Back To The Hotel.

How Come You're Talkin' To Me?

Didn't You Just Kick Me Out Of Your Dressing Room?

Forget About It. Where You Goin'?

No Place.

That Sounds Way Better.

Hey, Ron, I'm Gonna Walk With My Friend For A While.

I'll Call You Later To Pick Me Up.

I'm Supposed To Take You To The Hotel.

So? I Wanna Hang Out With My Friend.

[Sighs] I Don't Know, Terence.

You Want Me To Start Screaming?

No.

Ok, Ok.

How About I Walk And You Follow?

All Right, But Stay Where I Can See You.

Ok.

They Never Let Me Do Anything.

Yeah.

Hey, Do You Know The Difference

Between Your Left And Your Right?

This Is Camera Left, This Is Camera Right.

Ok, When I Give The Signal,

I Want You To Turn To Your Left And Run, Ok?

Ok, What's The Signal?

Alex: Um...

I'll Say "Chocolate," Ok?

Ok.

Chocolate!

[Sighs] Oh, No.

Alex: Ok, So How Much Trouble Are You In?

Ron Will Keep Looking By Himself For About An Hour,

Then He'll Call For Help.

We're Having A Real-Life Adventure, Right? You And Me?

Right.

Yeah!

Hey, Look! It's Terence Russell Mccormack!

Hey--Hey--Hey--Hey! Wait A Minute.

I Always Wanted To Ride One Of These Things.

They Would Never Let Me.

Can I Have A Quarter?

Yeah, Yeah.

[Coins Clank]

Oh, Look There.

You Drop That?

Thanks.

Yeah! Whoo!

Wait A Minute. He Didn't Give Him The Coin.

What?

If He Didn't Give Stevie The Coin At The Mall,

Then He Still Has It, Right?

Who--What Are You Talking About?

Come On. We Have To Get To The Mall Before It Closes.

Wait! Get Me Out Of This Thing!

Oh, No! No!

Aw, It Can't Be!

What?

Coin World. It's Out Of Business.

Aw, Man, Now How Am I Gonna Find Him?

Alex: Tickets.

Raffle Tickets.

Abby Sold Him A Raffle Ticket.

That's It. Come On, Let's Go.

Now Where Are We Going?

Back To Our Old Lives, I Hope.

Who Lives Here?

Just--Just Chill, Ok?

Now What?

Oh, Are You Trying To Impress Me

Just Because You Know A Movie Star?

I'm Not A Movie Star.

I'm A Regular, Ordinary Kid.

Mmm.

Do You Have A Minute?

For What?

You Know That Speech I Gave

At The Awards Thing?

It's True.

[Door Closes] You're Telling Me

You And I Were Best Friends,

You Wished On A Magic Coin,

He Was Your Little Brother,

And We're All In An Alternate Reality.

Yes, Yes.

No. No Way.

Alex: Why Not?

Because You And I

Could Have Never Been Best Friends.

Ok, Ok. Tell Me How I Know This.

When We Were 5, You Cried For A Week

'Cause Your Sister Told You Abby Was Short For Abnormal.

You're Afraid Of Parrots, Clowns, And Falling Space Junk.

Did You Bribe Meghan?

No, You Told Me Those Things, Abbs.

Look, You're The Only One That Can Help Me, Ok?

You've Got Larry's Address On A Raffle Ticket Stub.

He Can Give Me The Coin, And I Can Get The Real Stevie Back.

So You're Tellin' Me

That In The Life We're In Right Now,

I Just Got Born Into The Wrong Family?

Exactly.

Wow, Real Life

Is Way Weirder Than Show Business.

Ok, Let Me Understand This.

You Are The Most Sickeningly Popular Guy

At Harper High School,

And You Wanna Get Your Nonexistent...

Semi-Nonexistent Brother Back And Change All That?

Yes.

Ok, Let's Get Busy.

You Know, People Slip Into The Wrong Dimensions All The Time.

Like, They Found This Guy Somewhere In, Like, Georgia,

And He Had This Old Civil War Uniform On,

And He Didn't Know Anything About Cars Or--

Alex: I Got It!

No. "Lucky Sorenson."

...Or Anything. So They Put Him In A Hospital,

And They Gave Him Coloring Books.

One Time, I Had An Agent

Who Spontaneously Combusted.

He Did!

What's My Cat's Name?

Mr. Terwilliger, But You Call Him Twix.

You Know, People Who Have Supernatural Experiences

Are Often Treated Like Outcasts.

In Some Countries--

What's My Favorite Snack?

Mustard And Sugar Sandwiches.

Eww.

Right. In Some Countries,

People's Eyeballs Are Gouged Out And Eaten

Because, You Know, They've Seen Too Much.

Cool.

Yeah, And Then Everybody Worships Them,

Because They're, Like, Magic Blind People.

I Found It! I Found It!

I Think. Larry Something With A "P."

Larry Pendragon.

Maybe He's A Wizard.

Let's Go.

Hey, Hold It!

We Can't Go Running Around With A Movie Star.

Alex: Good Point.

Oh, No. You Can't Leave Me.

Don't Even Think About It.

You Want Me To Start Screamin'?

There'll Be No Screaming, Ok?

You Do Whatever We Say. Got It?

Ok.

All Right. We Need A Disguise.

You Know, I Bet Your Parents Are Out Looking For You Right Now.

Or The Police, Even.

What Difference Does It Make?

If I Can Find Larry And Get The Coin Back,

None Of This Will Have Ever Happened.

Good Point.

[Gasping]

2354. Here It Is.

How Am I Doin'?

I'm Doin' Ok, Right?

I'm Not Screaming. I'm Helping, Right?

Alex: Yeah.

Yeah.

6-A.

Uh-Oh.

This Must Be The Wrong Place.

It's The Right Number.

[Door Creaks]

Who's There?

Oh, Excuse Us.

We're Looking For Larry Pendragon.

He Moved. The Stairs Were Too Much.

Great.

Um, Do You Know Where He Moved?

Beeler Street.

The Sunnyville Retirement Manor, Ok?

[Door Creaks, Closes]

What?

[Bell Clangs]

You Know, You Didn't Have To Come With Me.

I Wanted To.

So Was Fiona Your Girlfriend--

You Know, In Your Other Life?

Nah. No Way.

Closest Thing I Had To A Girlfriend Was You.

I--You Weren't My Girlfriend.

We Were Just Friends.

Just Really Good Friends.

Interesting. So Are You, Like, Cuter Now?

I Don't Think So.

Smarter?

No.

Am I Different?

No.

But You Never Talked To Me

Till The Other Day.

I Guess, Yeah.

So In This Parallel Universe

You're, Like, More Of, Um...

A Jerk.

Definitely, Heh.

Hey, Guys, Look, I Found A Dime!

This Is Way Cooler Than A Limo.

[Bell Rings]

Dispatcher On Police Radio: Come In.

13 Promenade...

Don't Worry. If They Put You In Jail,

You Can Use My Lawyer.

Great.

[Clock Ticking]

There's Nobody Around.

How Are We Supposed To Find Him?

Listen.

Maybe It's Really A Secret Laboratory

Run By A Mad Scientist.

Ok, Well, You Can Wait Outside If You Want To.

No Way.

The Person Who Waits Outside

Always Gets Eaten First.

[Music Plays, Laughter]

[Plays Sour Notes]

Larry--Larry-- It's Larry.

Oh! Excuse Us!

Excuse Us.

[Music Stops]

We're Here To See Larry Pendragon.

Yeah, That's Me.

Oh, Well, I Guess You'll--

[Sour Note] All Have To Excuse Me. Ha Ha.

All: Aw.

Larry.

Conductor: Ah, One More Time.

[Music Resumes]

Whoo! Thanks, Guys.

I Never Could Stand The Accordion Myself,

But, Hey, It's Music.

So What, I Won The Raffle?

Uh, No, Sorry.

But The Drawing's Not Till Next Week,

So Maybe You Did.

Well, Hope Springs Eternal, Right?

Look, You Got This Coin I Have To Find.

Oh, Man, I'm Sorry.

I Closed Down My Coin Business.

I Couldn't Handle It Anymore.

This Is Really Critical, Larry.

Yeah, There Is A Semi-Nonexistent

Human Life At Stake Here.

Stevie: Which Is Me...

In Another Dimension.

Ok, Cool. Come This Way.

All Right.

Are These All The Coins You Have Left?

Larry: That's It.

So You Said It Had An Owl On It?

Yeah, Yeah.

It's Probably A Great Tetradrach.

More Than One Of Those Had An Owl.

Alex: Well, This One Was Good For One Wish.

I Heard About Something Like That Once.

Or Maybe I Dreamed It.

Anyway, There's Nothing Here, And I Don't Think

You're Gonna Find An Owl In That Group.

An Owl. An Owl.

Wait A Minute. Wait A Minute.

There May Have Been An Owl In A Bag

That I Sold Just Before I Closed Shop.

Ok, Well, Do You Know Who You Sold It To?

Probably A Dealer.

But I Don't Have Any Record Of It. I'm Sorry.

All Right.

Come On, Alex. We'd Better Go.

Yeah.

Sure Wish I Could Help You Guys.

Kinda Miss You Kids.

Well, I Guess It's Back To The Old Recital.

All Right. Well, Thanks Anyways, Larry.

Appreciate It.

Thank You.

Nice To Meet You, Larry.

See Ya, Abbs.

Look, I Know It Probably Doesn't Help,

But I Promise Not To Pour Any More Dairy Products On Your Head.

And It Was Nice Meeting You, Terence.

Nice Meeting You, Too.

Sorry I Didn't Have An Autographed Picture For You.

That's Ok. I Know What You Look Like.

I'll See Ya.

Tomorrow's Our Last Day Here.

Think You Could Come To The Set?

I Don't Know, Maybe.

I'll Leave A Pass For You.

Ok.

Alex?

Yeah?

Was This What It Was Like Before

When I Was Your Real Brother,

If I Really Was?

What Do You Mean?

Well, Did We Have Really Cool Adventures Like Tonight?

Sometimes.

Did I Really Get Jelly On Your Skates?

Yeah.

What Kind Of Jelly Was It?

I Don't Know.

You Know, I Don't Really Wanna Talk About It.

Ok.

[Inaudible Chatter On Police Radio]

[Siren]

Don't Shoot. I Surrender.

[Chatter Continues On Police Radio]

Dad: Well, We Don't Want Any Publicity, Either.

No, Absolutely Not.

Oh, Well, That's Great Then, Heh.

We're All On The Same Page.

[Both Laugh]

Uh, Look, Um, If You're Ever In L.A.,

You Give Me A Call.

Oh.

Oh.

Ok? [Cell Phone Rings]

Excuse Me.

Hello?

Yes.

It's Your Mother.

Hi, Penelope.

I Just Had The Best Night Of My Entire Life.

You Are? Oh.

When?

Congratulations.

So Do I Have To Call Him Dad?

Ahem.

I Gotta Go. Bye.

[Cell Phone Beeps]

Bye, Alex.

See Ya, Kid.

Ahem.

Tv Reporter: The Only Person

Who Recognized Van Gogh's Brilliance During His Lifetime

And Actually Buy One Of His Paintings Was His Own Brother.

[Changes Channel]

Narrator: In The Harsh Winter,

Perhaps Only One Of The Siblings Will Survive.

[Turns Tv Off]

Hey, Bling.

Dad, I'm Not Bling. I'm Just Alex.

Alex.

You Wanna Go For Brunch At The Hilltop

With Judge Harley, Your Mom, And Me?

Not Hungry.

Ok.

I Was Gonna Save This For Your Birthday.

But You Look Like You Could Use A Lift Right About Now.

I Got These At A Closeout Sale.

They're All Ancients.

Thanks.

Sure. Well...

See Ya.

Don't Mess With Me.

This Is It! This Is It!

Alex?

Yes!

Mom: Honey, Are You All Right?

Alex?

I'm Fine. I'll Be Right Out.

Just Give Me A Minute.

Son, Let Me In!

Mom: Alex!

I Think You Gotta Say This Exactly Right.

Alex, Now! Come On!

I'm Getting Him Out.

Ok.

Mom: Alex! Is Everything Ok In There?

Ok. I Wish That Stevie...

Mom: Come On!

No.

Honey, I'm Gonna Call The Fire Department!

Everything Will Be All Right!

Ok, Don't Blow It.

Don't Blow It.

I Wish...

I Wish I Never Made The First Wish.

♪ You Wake Up One Day ♪

♪ And Everything Changes ♪

♪ You Cross A Line, And There's No Turning Back ♪

♪ Mmm, You're Caught Between ♪

♪ The Love And... ♪

Stevie!

♪ It's Hard To Leave A Heart... ♪

Stevie!

♪ So Open Up To That ♪

♪ You Wish ♪

♪ Every Time A Star Falls From The Sky ♪

♪ You Wish ♪

♪ And You Feel The Way You Feel Inside ♪

Gooble Gobble!

♪ Leave It All Up To Me ♪

♪ As You See Yourself ♪

Stevie.

♪ Lovin' Again ♪

♪ You Wish ♪

Where's Stevie?

Outside, I Think.

Do We Have A Viper?

Uh, I Don't Think So.

Great.

Stevie!

Stevie!

Stevie!

I'm Sorry I Crashed Your Bike!

You Crashed My Bike. You Little--

Aah!

What Is This?

Aah!

I Don't Know.

Aah!

Alex, It's Raining!

If You Think This Is Gonna Make Us Cave On The Grounding Thing...

You Hear That, Stevie? I'm Grounded.

Look, Mom, Dad, It's Stevie! He's Back! He's Back!

Uh, Alex,

I Didn't Go Anywhere.

That's Right.

You Didn't Go Anywhere.

Abby. James.

Oh, My Best Friends. Hello, James.

Uh, Alex, Are You Ok?

I--I Am So Ok, You Wouldn't Believe It.

Abby. Abbs...

Do You--Do You Wanna Go Skating?

Just--Just The Two Of Us?

Really?

I Mean, Yeah.

Yeah, I Do.

Ok. All Right.

Hey, Fiona!

I'm Not Your Boyfriend!

Huh?

Dad: Abby, James!

You Wanna Try Some Of My Famous Pancakes?

Heh, Sure.

We're Havin' Funny Pancakes.

We're Havin' Funny Pancakes.

We're Havin' Funny Pancakes.

♪ I Know I Can Always Win ♪

♪ I Can Do Anything, I ♪

♪ Do More Than Dream, I ♪

♪ Think ♪

♪ You Make Everything ♪

♪ Everything ♪

♪ Just Right ♪

♪ So Light ♪

♪ Life Is Good ♪

♪ When You're Around ♪

♪ Nothing Could Bring Me Down ♪

♪ I Can't Believe What I Have Found ♪

♪ Nothing Can Hold Me Down ♪