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Now, that's a nice way
to start the day.

Sure beats
walking the dog.

Let's stay in bed.

We got an 11:00.

Remember last night you said
we need every job we can get?

Lizzy could take the meeting.
Lizzy.

I know.
It's just so good in here.

We've got the best sheets
in the world,

and we could spend the day
with no noise,

no computers, no phones...

No gadgets at all.

I was just putting
that away.

While pointing it
at the TV.

You have a problem.

Let me guess, you think
I'm addicted to technology.

Of course I do.

What's in your other hand?
Nothing.

Honey,
we can't miss this meeting.

I know.
We need the money.

You want some breakfast?

Do we have
any more french toast?

Should be in the fridge.

I can make you some eggs too.

All I need
is your french toast.

I brought the paper in.

I hope you don't mind,
I did the Sudoku too--

diabolical.

You know, you two
really should consider

shoring up
your perimeter security.

Took me all of three minutes
to break in here,

using nothing
but a ballpoint pen.

Now, you may try
to pretend otherwise,

but you are no longer
Dick and Jane

living on 123 Main Street.

What are you doing here, Shaw,
besides eating my breakfast?

The, uh, agency
has an informant in Berlin

named Hans Bauer.

Bauer has been a semi-reliable
source of information

for the past two years.

Semi-reliable?

As in half the time,
he's helpful,

and half the time,
he's inventing fairy tales,

hoping for a big payday.

So what's the deal?

"The deal,"

as you so originally put it,

is that Bauer claims
to have information concerning

a code-breaking device

that could compromise
the identities of our agents

around the world.

You mean they'd be able
to access the CIA database?

Reveal the covers
of all operatives?

That will compromise
every operation.

And every Agent.

You know what's adorable?

Is the way you two finish
each other's sentences.

Love that. You leave for Berlin
tomorrow morning.

We're working on having an Agent
meet you in the field.

Your assignment is to arrange
a meet with Bauer,

ascertain if there's any truth
to his claims.

If there is, you're to locate
the device and grab it.

Mr. Shaw...

In the future,

we'd rather you not break
into our house

to hold briefings.

And eat my breakfast.

Well, that assumes
that the three of us

would have a future.

And the french toast--
a little dry.

That because you reheated it
too many times!

Thank you
for defending my french toast.

That was very gentlemanly
of you.

I will always defend
your french toast.

That's what husbands do.

You think
that's gonna be weird,

being my husband?

If I'm not used to it by now,
we're in big trouble.

I mean in the field.

Weird?
Why would it be weird?

I don't know.

We're only just starting
to figure all this out,

and it's not like either one
of us has ever been married

to our partner before,

unless there's something
you're not telling me.

Hmm.
Not that I know of.

Cute.

Look, sweetie,

we both worked with a lot
of people in the past.

This'll be no different.

We're spies who happen
to be married.

Now, when we're in the field,
we turn that off

and just do our jobs
as operatives, okay?

Okay.

Now,
since there's no food,

let's go to our meeting.

This is our general contract.

You just sign the bottom,
and we'll take care

of all the catering
for the funeral.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

With everything
that's happened,

I haven't eaten much
the last couple days,

but your food has definitely
brought back my appetite.

Thank you.
Thank you.

All right, take care.

We should give him
a discount.

Please tell me
that gorgeous guy who just left

is not hiring us
to cater his wedding.

Nope, funeral--
his stepfather died.

Oh, thank God.
Lizzy.

What? It is hard
to find someone these days.

Whoever said online dating
was easy

clearly didn't have
a computer.

Maybe you need to forget
about meeting someone online

and get out in the world.

Yeah, but then
I'd have to get dressed.

Please tell me
that gorgeous guy who just left

was not hiring us
to cater his wedding.

You two are embarrassing.

We have to go
to San Francisco tomorrow.

Yeah. The hotel wants us
to redesign the kitchen.

Lizzy, you'll run
the funeral job.

Really? Is that--
I mean, is that a good idea?

There is someone here with
a whole lot more experience.

Lizzy's in charge.

Yeah, boy, I'm in charge.

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do you see
the informant yet?

I think I got him.

Bauer is sitting at a table--
your 2:00, 20 yards.

I see him.

Steven, be careful.
He could've been followed here.

Okay, he's signaling.

I'm going in.
Make this quick.

Get him to tell you
if the code breaker even exists

and then get out.

Not as much as classical.

I like the blues, myself.

I've infiltrated
a German crime syndicate...

That has obtained
a code-breaking device.

The syndicate is arranging
to sell the code breaker

in the next 48 hours.

And where is it now?
These things, I do not know.

They don't share the details
with me.

They don't trust me yet.

It's a shooter--
behind you on the roof.

Steven, move now.
We got to go now.

Get up. Come on.

Get out of there.
Hang on.

Steven, what are you doing?
Get the hell out of there!

I'm out of here.

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You should've gotten out
of there when I told you to.

Did I get killed?
No, but somebody else did.

If I were just your partner,

you would've sprinted out
of there.

Oh, this is about the garbage,
isn't it?

What?

At home, when you tell me
to take the garbage out

and I'm distracted,
you think I'm ignoring you.

I don't tell you to.
I ask you tow

and, no, that's not
what this is about.

This is about you almost
getting shot by a sniper.

I was trying to get
some more intel.

When I did know,
you still didn't move.

I didn't do anything out there
you wouldn't have.

The second you told me there
was as shooter, Bauer was hit.

Hey. Hey, guys.
Hi, guys.

Are you kidding me with that?
What, the pjs?

Feels like I'm totally naked.
This thing is 96% silk.

And 4% Lady Gaga.

Okay, are we
gonna work on the case,

or should I come back
in an hour

when you guys
are done fighting?

I was able to access
the plaza security cameras.

So less than one minute
after the shot was fired,

this car was seen
leaving the garage fast.

We find the car,
we'll find the shooter--

black Mercedes.
There were two figures.

I saw them.
We got a license plate?

No. But there was
one unique marker.

It's a crest.
What's it from--a university?

Der Verein--
it's a private club.

So I'll check out the club

while you two run
the license plates

in their garage, right?

Yeah,
that's pretty much it.

Oh, that guy
can really wear a suit.

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Tell me it's no coincidence
that you're here.

Who's there?
It's Leo.

Leo?
Hi, Sam.

What, Shaw didn't tell you
an Agent was going to meet you?

He did.
I assumed it was Hoyt.

That's
very flattering, sir.

Hey, quick question--
are there strippers there?

No strippers, just dancers.
But they're all nude--

fully nude.
I knew it. I knew it.

And they're dancing seductively,
aren't they?

Don't listen to him,
sweetie.

You get anything?

We're gonna run
license plates,

see if anything pops up.

But there are a lot
of Mercedes down here.

But check this out.

Who's that? Does she have
anything to do with this?

No.
Met her today.

I'm supposed to meet up
with her later tonight.

Congratulations.

Not that I don't want to see
snaps of your conquests--

oh, she and I haven't
conquested yet.

Do you understand
what's at stake here?

Stevie, who understands
better than I do, huh?

No one, okay?

The bad guys
get the bad thing,

and the bad stuff
will happen.

Seriously, do you really think
I want to compromise

our database?

You know how many enemies
I've made.

I'm dead if this gets out.

What?
What are you looking at?

I think
I've seen him before.

Who--the Mario Bros. guy
or the Silver Fox?

Mario.
Who is it?

Hey, I'm drinking that.

Follow me like in Budapest.
Ah, Budapest.

Hoyt, stand by.

Always standing by
for you, sir.

Mmm.
Estoy muy contento.

Ay.
Whoo-hoo.

Checking the print.

Bingo--ernesto Santos.

His first name
isn't actually bingo,

just Ernesto.

Lives in Majorca,

has been known to negotiate
on behalf of verdad suprema,

the Spanish terrorist group.

Mr. Agent Bloom,
double bingo.

If Ernesto is the buyer,

then the other guy
must be the seller.

Ah.

Estoy muy contento.
Adriana.

I just got to say it.

Dancer probably, long legs,
I want to slide down them.

Don't worry, I'm sure
it was before he met you.

Anything?

Nothing coming up
on the second print.

Okay, when they're done here,
we'll follow them.

The deal could be going down
right now.

We've got to get
in that building.

Okay,
here's my suggestion.

We go around the back,

which is most likely guarded,
but at least out of sight.

We take out the guard,

and we don't go in
the way they'd expect.

We climb to the roof
from the outside

and make our way in
from there.

"Climb the roof
from the outside"?

Buddy, listen to her.

You're not listening.

That's key
in any relationship.

Not to take her side ever,

but there would be
a security panel

up on the roof,
which is the easiest way

to hack
into the building's cameras.

I'm sorry. That's the only time
I'll do that.

We climb 20 stories
on the outside of the building?

Come on.
It'll be fun.

I promise.

I can do it for you
if you want.

All right, let's go.

Only one guard
by the door--

we got lucky.

Okay, what the hell
was that, huh?

Who are you--Catwoman?

What?

The way you scaled
that building,

that was amazing.

Oh, come on.
That was nothing.

You should've seen me
summit K-2.

K-2?

Check this. Look at this
new tranquilizer gun--

invisible laser sight.

You use glasses,
you can see,

but there's no red dot.

Is it 4g?

4g, what are you--

very funny.

Thanks, Leo.
Let's go.

What's happening?

I'm at the security panel.

Hoyt,
it should be any minute.

Sitting by,
Mrs. Agent Bloom.

You're hot.

Wow.
What do you see?

No, it's just not often
I hear those words from a woman.

I kind of want to enjoy it
for a second.

Okay.

They have cameras
everywhere.

Okay, we have three people
in an office

on the tenth floor.

These guys
must be the sellers.

We're on our way.

My German's not very good,
so I can't guarantee

I understood what they said.

But it sounds like the device
is in the building,

that the deal
is happening tonight

when Ernesto's associate
gets here with the money...

Which I think is right now.

We're on our way
to the tenth floor.

The plantain
has entered the building.

What the hell
are you talking about?

I'm going
for a little Spanish flavor.

Hello.

Something just happened.

One of their guys
just used the code breaker.

Which way?

Straight down the hall,
right at the end,

three doors on your left.

But hurry.
The plantain is in the elevator.

I repeat, the plantain
is in the elevator.

Use the lock-pick gun.
It's quicker.

I don't like
the lock-pick gun.

Who's not listening
to who now?

You were saying?

Caballeros.

Holy God, he shot them.
Who shot who?

The German just shot
the verdad suprema guys.

It's a double cross.

Crap. No.

I-I just lost
the security feed.

The alarm must've reset
the system.

You guys are on your own.

They're still on this floor.

What's happening?
Hello?

Let's go.

Whoa, Stevie!
Jeez, I'm on your side.

Come on, man.

Ah!

Is anyone still alive
who speaks English?

We're here.

Tell me you got
the code breaker.

Yeah, we got it.
But we don't have them.

Have we heard from Shaw?
Nothing yet.

He's probably trying
to figure out a way

to say "good job"
while still insulting us.

Let me know
if you hear anything.

Okay,
for the funeral reception,

I wanted to start off
with bruschetta

and a few different bowls
of crudites and dip.

And then we move on
to the asian chicken

and the pasta salads.

Bruschetta's a bad idea.
Lance.

Soggy too soon.

Let me finish.

Make sure you have enough
of both salads.

People tend to take a lot.

Their eyes are bigger
than their stomachs.

Not everyone.
Keep going.

I already told Anna
to make triple portions.

Then, uh, when it gets closer
to 5:00,

we bring out the lasagna
and the baked chicken.

And I hope you don't mind,
but I added one thing.

What thing?

Well,
at a funeral reception,

I figured people
would want comfort food.

And so I told Brad
we'd do your special

gruyere mac and cheese.

Liz, that's great.

You're really on top
of things.

You're ready for this.

But I do agree with Lance
about the bruschetta.

What is sweeter than justice?

Baklava.

What's the problem?
You two failed.

That's the problem.

We brought it back,
did we not?

No, you did not.

What you brought back
was a generic laptop

with some cipher software
on it,

not the code breaker.
What?

And if the real device
is out there,

somebody's gonna use it.

And then I might as well
take out a full-page ad

in the International Herald,

saying, "Carlton Shaw,
career spy, kill me now."

We missed it.
Somehow, we missed it.

And somehow, I am not
the least bit surprised.

Okay, did we come here
so you could berate us?

Maybe.

You've put every Agent's life
in danger.

Obviously,
reactivating two agents

who've been out of the game
for five years

was--if I may use terms
that you two can understand--

a recipe for failure.

Maybe the device
doesn't exist at all.

No, maybe your future

as operatives
doesn't exist at all.

We can't assume
that this device isn't real

and risk the lives
of thousands of agents,

including yourselves.

You do know the name
Karl Becker, right?

Who doesn't?
Bad guy, arms dealer--

no one's ever gotten close
to him.

Wrong. You have.

And you let him get away.

And now, thanks to you two,
he most likely has access

to our entire database

and the code breaker
to get inside.

Job well done.

So we're going
back to Germany?

No.
You're going nowhere.

You two are off this case,
effective immediately.

That's what you came here for--
to hear me say that.

Come...

Come.

Stop torturing yourself.
You're gonna go crazy.

Yeah, I'm going crazy

because it sounds like
somebody's working

a guillotine in there.

What did this carrot
ever do to you?

I love this carrot.
I hate this dull knife.

I know you, Sam.

You always chop so loud

when you're frustrated.

You think Shaw was right?

That it's over for us?
I knew it.

Don't let that man get
to you, please.

But you can't deny
there was some truth

to what he was saying.

It has been five years
since we did this, Steven.

And it is different
doing it together.

Maybe coming back as a team
isn't as easy

as we thought it would be.

Look, don't listen
to him, all right?

We missed something,
and we need to figure out what.

Come here.
Check this out.

This knife is useless anyway.

I thought "it's not the tools,
it's the chef."

Yeah, because I used
to have good tools.

Oh, baby,
you got killer tools.

Here's the office
before we got there.

There's the laptop,
nothing else.

Shooting in the conference room,
just these five guys.

Who's at the head
of the table?

Everyone's in a suit
but him.

No match on him.
He's young.

I'm thinking new recruit.

Did we do
a civilian database search?

We did.
Nothing came up.

Try hospitals.
Look at his wrist.

Isn't that
a hospital bracelet?

Mathias Faber.

I'll do a random search
using my beloved technology.

I get it. It's helpful.

As Hoyt would say, "bingo."
You're a genius.

Check this out.

Mathias Faber--

he was separated
from his family at age three,

bipolar,
prone to violent episodes.

Look at these I.Q. scores.
He's a genius.

A math genius.

He's like a savant.

Of course he is.

Why else would he be
with these people?

He wasn't testing the device.
He is the device.

That's ridiculous.

No one person
can crack the codes

to access the CIA servers.

That guy can recall pi

to the 23rd-thousandth
decimal place.

I think you're wrong.

Actually, it makes
perfect sense.

If the thing we brought back
isn't the device,

then this kid is.

It all adds up.

It's him, not the laptop,
that matters.

I will pass this
up the chain of command,

and they will decide
how to proceed.

I don't think so.
Excuse me?

We're going back to Germany.

We're gonna go to Karl Becker's
to get that kid.

This is our case.

Now, you might not like it,

but you know as well as I do
that we don't need to go

through normal channels.

And if you try to stop it,

I'll go up the chain
of command myself.

Fine. Go.

But if this kid is not
who you two say he is...

Let's just say
it's a good thing

that catering business
is working out well for you.

Um, actually,
it's not going so well.

Shows how much you know.

All right, get in,
grab the kid, and get out.

On our way in, I saw there was
only one guard at the gate.

Can I apologize again

for steering you wrong
with that code breaker?

Hoyt, forget about it.
It wasn't your fault.

Yeah, thanks.

It seemed
like kind of your fault.

Be back in a sec.

You just said
it wasn't my fault, right?

So I shouldn't even worry
about it.

It's not really my fault...
Focus, focus.

Getting the power grid up.

Power's out.

But a building this big,

I'm sure they have
a backup generator.

It's still gonna work.
You have the intercept ready?

I was born
with the intercept ready.

Come on.

Three, two...

We're good.

You have great skin.

How often do you moisturize?

You have problems.

Oh, I get it.
You have a regimen.

Nothing to be ashamed about.

I'm sure there's at least one
other guy who does that...

Somewhere.

Hoyt rigged this
to scan a two-mile radius

for all cell conversations.

So we're just supposed
to sit here

and listen to phone calls?

Karl saw us at the club.

We can't run out
into the open.

I'm not used to sitting
on the sidelines, man.

I'm the star quarterback.

And not just
'cause I used to sleep

with all the cheerleaders
and the occasional mascot.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah, uh...

Whoa, what are you doing?
Warning Sam.

Sam can take care of herself.
Trust me.

She's not just my partner.
She's my wife.

I'm going in.
I'll go with you.

No.

I got this.

Aah!

Come with me.

Who else is with you?
How many?

How much
does your agency know?

Maybe we need to explain

how this will work.

Are you ready now to answer?

Yeah?

Mathias.

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Mathias. Mathias.

It's over.

What were you thinking?
I saved you, didn't I?

You ran into the house
through the front entrance

and actually knocked
on the door.

You did everything
they tell us not to do.

What kind of plan was that?
I saved you, didn't I, honey?

What was I supposed to do?
The guy had a gun to your head.

Leo, hit him.
I'm grateful. You know that.

But it was stupid
and dangerous.

Okay, I did what I had to do
to save my partner.

Boom.

You just happen
to have jelly beans.

I always carry jelly beans.
I have to. They're a staple.

You'd be surprised how many
times people come up to me--

let's go, Hoyt.
Yeah.

With Karl Becker in custody,
his syndicate will collapse.

But, no doubt, someone else
will step forward

to fill the void.

We could have witnessed
an agency meltdown.

What about Mathias?
Where is he?

He's currently being examined
by a medical staff.

We spoke to a relative
in Germany

who informed us
that he has distant cousins

living in the States.

They'd prefer that Mathias
stay here

to receive the treatment
he needs.

We'll make sure that happens.

And let me guess,

see if he can break a code
or two for us?

Have a nice day,
agents bloom.

We'll be in touch.

Oh, hi, hotel guy.

Bye, hotel guy.
He's nice.

So the funeral went well?

Mrs. Dixon didn't call you?
No.

Then it went great.

Yeah, no, it was flawless.

Lizzy.

Ay...

I know you guys
trusted me, but...

It may have been
a little too much too soon.

Lizzy, what did you do?

Some people might say
that I made out with our client.

Lizzy?

And then got caught
by his grieving mother,

who then chose
not to pay us.

What?
But I will fix it.

Look, I know you guys put me
in charge.

And I will get that money,
I promise.

When I see Brad tonight,
I will get it--

wait.
You're seeing him tonight?

Yeah, but that's
kind of your fault.

You told me to get out
into the real world

and meet a guy, right?

See, it's your fault, Sam.
Thank you.

I don't want to say,
"I told you so,"

but this all
could've been avoided.

You were just jealous
because Brad kissed me

and not you.

100% true.

Taking a very sharp knife,

I'm just going to insert it
as close to the pan as I can get

and make a swoop around--

Hey, hold on. Hold on.

If you want
to change the channel,

you're going to have to get up
and do it yourself,

just like in the old days
before remotes.

Seriously, this has to stop.
Technology is good.

I embrace it. I love it.
Ah.

You know,
Hoyt had these monoculars

you could see
through walls with.

They were not perfect,
but--

can I tell you something else
you were right about?

Hmm?
You were right about Berlin.

I did worry more about you
because you're my husband.

I know that.

Just like you busted
into that room like a superhero

because I'm your wife.

I should've been
more careful.

Uh-huh.
But it--it is different.

We can't pretend
to be just partners

when we're in the field--
it's impossible.

I love you.

I can't turn that off
when we're on the job.

Who else would I want
to have watching my back

than the person
I care about the most

in this world?

Right?

I know it hasn't been
that long,

but I already feel safer
when you're with me out there.

Yeah?
You know what I mean?

You asked before...

If it was over for us.

Don't say
we're just getting started.

We're just getting started.

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