Original subtitles

- Sophia! - What?

Aren't you gonna to ask why I am not going back to New York?

Because all you want is to chase me out of here, right?

♪ You come to rule ♪

♪ Play the fool Bend the rules of the things ♪

♪ Making move and I move ♪

♪ Like a moth to a flame ♪

Where were you?

Well, I…

Me too.

♪ You know ♪

♪ I am playing with fire ♪

♪ You, my heart's desire ♪

♪ You know, I am fla… ♪

Ugh!

♪ Oh no, no ♪

Good morning, Your Majesty. I'm afraid you have a very busy day today.

Shit.

Ah! Eww!

Why is it getting wet?

Soph!

Soph!

What's this smell?

It's a shit-fest everywhere.

What?

The main pipe's burst, and there's sewage coming in.

Eww!

They say when the almighty gives, he gives in abundance.

But that shouldn't include sewage pipes, bro.

Do you think he gave us this wing on purpose?

What do we do about our launch now? We need a plan B right now.

♪ My baby, baby, don't you cry Come to Mama ♪

♪ Cause Daddy's gonna get you Diamonds and drama ♪

♪ Oh baby, baby We are the tycoons ♪

♪ Who rules the world Everyone dances to my tunes ♪

♪ Old money, blue blood Rolling out the red rug ♪

♪ Cause we coming at the scene Cause I got the genes ♪

♪ Coming from a long line Of kings and queens ♪

♪ Royal, sheen, royal Taking whatever we please, royal ♪

♪ Who rules the world ♪

♪ Who rules the world ♪

- Sir, your right or my right? - You can take it a little lower.

Your right will be my left, right, sir?

- So tense. - Yes, sir.

- Good morning. - Oh, hello.

- Shall we start then? - Pardon?

Your Majesty, this is your new program for today.

Oh, I gave you Maharaja Aviraaj's by mistake.

I am sorry, Your Majesty.

Since Maharaja Aviraaj is also here with us today, so…

Maybe I'll just wait on the bench.

A very good morning, esteemed ladies and gentlemen.

You all must be aware of the relationship between Morpur and polo, and its history.

But if I may, today I'd like to talk about something personal.

My father and your Maharaja,

would always tell me about how the game of polo came from Manipur to Morpur

solely because of his great-grandfather.

But it was Maharaja Yuvanath himself

who brought the game of polo into our lives.

He loved this sport with all his heart.

Today, he would have been very proud to see this historic club

and its young champions.

So a heartfelt thanks to our Morpur Sports Council and the Honorable Chief Minister.

We are cutting ribbons

in the name of the very man who brought shame to our family.

- Who happens to be your father, Fizzy. - Good morning.

-Speak with caution, will you? -Namaste.

Anyway, that fellow Maurice seems to have robbed us of our money.

-Pankaj? -Majesty?

Have you managed to pay the rent for the New York apartment?

Majesty, it's very expensive, and you know we are facing problems.

Sure, it'll be fun.

Go on. Spell it out. Finish what you were saying.

We're broke and completely penniless, right?

Well, there is something, Your Majesty,

the Royal B&B announcement will happen, and a big cheque will follow.

Just a photoshoot to finish today.

-A photoshoot, today? -Yes, sir.

How much work are you going to make me do in a day?

I couldn't even go to London. Let me at least watch the Wimbledon on TV.

Watch the highlights, Fizzy.

Or the cable and the Wi-Fi will be cut off.

It's only a photoshoot, why not let Diggy do it?

He could be handsome too, I guess.

He's not the Maharaja, is he?

You are.

Not yet.

Pankaj, he's absolutely right.

-We shouldn't delay his coronation-- -All right, fine. I'll do it.

But you'll need to do something for me as well.

Fizzy could have asked for something less from me.

He's a Bollywood superstar, you know, ma'am.

Once upon a time, he was the king of hearts

and superstar of the box office. Even today, girls are crazy about him.

You'll get a lot of money for letting him shoot in this palace, ma'am.

- Welcome. - Your Majesty.

Me…?

Rambha.

The queen.

Your Majesty. The name is Shroff.

Ranjit Shroff.

Hmm.

My next blockbuster film would look perfect

if I shot it here in this mansion.

Mansion?

I am sure you meant palace?

Palace, right.

As you have so generously allowed me to shoot in your palace,

I'll be your slave forever, Your Majesty.

Chai?

So, exactly what kind of a film is it?

A classic? Or maybe a biography?

Oh, no, you don't know what I do? Do you?

I do know, actually.

-Hmm. -I am just a royal in name.

But you are the real King.

Of hearts.

Hmm.

Shrushti, you are contestant number one.

So first of all, your food will be tasted in Gastronautics.

- I love tasting food. - Hmm.

But it is very difficult to identify each individual flavour.

Always remember that while tasting…

What?

…smell is a very powerful sense of ours.

Hmm.

As soon as I smelt it, I knew it must have tomatoes in it,

and also some garlic paste, which was sautéd, I believe…

All right. Next shot. Chair out.

First, you wanna keep it, then you wanna remove it. Being done, sir.

Look into the lens.

Guys, please move a little closer. Yeah.

-Have you heard? -Hmm.

If I get any closer to you, it'll be a little strange.

Lovely.

I'm talking about the Guest Wing, Aviraaj.

The sewage pipe there has burst.

I'm not a plumber.

Maharaj ji, we need a new wing before our launch.

So, if you could please just help us--

Ms. Shekhar, I'm actually trying to focus on this exercise.

- I suggest you do the same. - Please look over here.

- Here. - Soph! Look in front.

The camera is here.

If you wish, you can take an appointment with my ADC.

Ms. Shekhar, will you put your arm around His Highness? Or Mr. Mehta?

-Soph. -Hmm?

You've smudged your lipstick.

Yeah.

I don't like this shirt. It's not me.

Take it off!

Excuse me, nothing no one's never seen before.

- Niki! - Yeah, Soph?

Touch up.

He was leaving, Niki.

Everything was going well, and suddenly he just pulled the handbrake?

And I did this too.

-Bro. -I know.

Listen, getting under someone to get over someone

is the oldest trick in the book.

Especially when that someone is your best friend,

business partner, ex, or…

-I mean, what're you doing, Soph? -I don't know, Niki. I don't know!

Then? Then what happened?

He left me on the blue tick.

Stop it.

So, one gives you a rude reply, and the other one doesn't reply at all.

I guess neither of them are interested in you. Perfect!

We need the perfect shot for our Royal B&B PR.

Yes, ma'am. But ma'am, in this, ma'am looks angry.

Next.

Uh…

This one?

Oh, shit. Keertana, change. Change!

Yes, ma'am.

Next.

-That's the one. -Ah, that's the one.

Okay, in sync?

Aviraaj, that reminds me. We couldn't finish our Guest Wing conversation--

Namaste, Your Majesty. It's time for your meeting.

-Uh, why don't you ask my ADC for-- -Appointment. Yeah.

Excuse me.

-Pankaj. -Sir?

- Get the cheque from them today. - Yes, sir.

Your Majesty, a King has sent you this.

- Which King? - The King of hearts?

Oh, Jinnie!

"After years of drinking tea, that was the most fun I've ever had.

I'm hopeful that can happen again.

I hope you feel the same.

Forever your admirer, the King of Hearts." Who is he?

Ranjit Shroff. He's shooting a movie here at the palace.

So what does the King of Hearts, your admirer,

want out of meeting you again, would you say?

Is that how you speak to your mother?

Is this the way to speak to the Maharani, however?

Maharani Padmaja affects people so…

even emperors and Kings leave their manners at the door.

After all, he's a mere box office emperor.

And had countless affairs before, you know.

Sorry, Maa, all his girlfriends before were never over 25 years.

So?

What is the problem?

Nothing.

Majesty, you're amazing.

First of all, it'll be difficult to get fittings.

Everything is antique.

And on top of that, all this damage.

It's going to cost a lot, Soph.

And look around, there's water dripping everywhere!

You should know, Soph.

You woke up wet.

Why isn't he just giving us a new wing, Kunal?

I mean, what's his problem? Just go talk to him.

Don't worry, Soph. Aviraaj and I are meeting tomorrow. We have a game.

Yeah, as far as he's not gaming us.

Tell me something, Soph.

Why does he annoy you so much?

What? He doesn't annoy me at all.

- Really? - Really.

Yeah, Soph, tell us.

Did he do something to you?

He was great at the shoot today. No?

One second. That was being great?

"I don't like this shirt. That's not me."

Well, he's a Maharaja. He does what he wants.

Please, Kunal.

And anyway, the camera loves him.

Ma'am, Kunal sir speaks the truth. He's got some serious rizz!.

-So, Aviraaj? -Hmm?

About that wing…

So, Ms. Shekhar gets you to do her dirty work, does she?

Not at all. We are partners.

Responsibilities are shared.

Doesn't it complicate things?

Complicated? Why?

- You know… - Oh, you mean… No.

We're not dating anymore.

Previously, but not anymore.

Oh, my apologies. I just assumed…

That's fine.

Umm, so about the wing I mentioned…

Why don't you guys take over Maharaja Yuvanath's room.

Are you sure?

That's mine. Yeah.

We weren't even allowed to see it.

Well, I'm allowing it.

Besides, if he has no objections, then why should we?

Thank you, Aviraaj. This is huge.

- Game point, yeah? - Yeah, sure.

-Hey, Girdhari. -Your Majesty?

Arrange a tour of Maharaja Yuvanath's room for them.

Set?

Yeah.

- Game. - Your Majesty.

Hi, and welcome here!

As the youngest, and believe it or not, the most voiceless member of this family,

may I welcome you to my Baba's luxurious private room?

Feel free to take photos. After you.

Kunal sir, her photo or that of the palace?

Shut up, Keertana.

This is the only room where Baba would allow his special friends to enter.

Sometimes for a meeting,

sometimes for a party, sometimes for a feast.

I mean, nobody would ever forget Baba's parties.

Whenever we met Baba's friends, life felt like a fairy tale.

It was colorful, and it was fascinating.

-Right, Girdhari? -Yes, ma'am.

-Thanks, Jinnie. -Hmm?

I know this is emotional for you, but…

Of course. Thank you.

Fizzy was mad about Polo.

A national champion, you know.

And Baba was always there to cheer him on.

-He thought we were together. -Hmm?

He thought we were dating.

-Who did? -Aviraaj.

- Why was he asking about us? - Of course.

God knows. I said yes.

You should see your face.

But I think the real artist was Baba. I mean, look at this room all around you.

- This 350-year-old hand-painted fresco. - Wow!

This fluted glass. That's from Belgium.

- From Belgium. - And this is from Burma.

- Burma! - This is incredible, Jinnie.

-Hmm. -Honestly, it's… all we ever wanted.

It's… so special.

But I can't believe Fizzy's happy for you to be in here.

Just promise me that you won't change it unless you need to.

I promise you.

Whatever we do, we will do with a lot of love.

Hmm. Thank you.

Ma'am, no!

No, ma'am. Stay here, ma'am. Stay here.

-Are you okay? -I'm okay.

- Sophie ma'am is okay. - Keertana!

Now, we have to repair the Yuvanath wing as well.

Will we have to rework the budget?

Yes, but what do we tell Zubin?

Not just the budget, we will have to rework the entire plan.

I need to go for a run, guys. I need to clear my head.

Shit.

- What's his name? - Prince.

The two princes in the palace weren't enough, is it,

that you found one here as well?

Maharaja Yuvanath loved horses more than anyone.

The new Maharaja feels the same.

Loving them is fine, but does he help you out here with them?

Maybe you should see for yourself.

There!

Is she…?

Yeah.

Our Rani is about to become a mother soon.

Can I help?

Okay.

Rafiq uncle, doctor is on his way.

Of course, Your Majesty.

-More? -It's all you can grab?

Yes.

- Sophia. - Yeah?

She's going to take some more time.

And it's still raining. So, come, sit.

Better?

Yeah.

You're shivering.

I know.

Sophia, I haven't been to Maharaja Yuvanath's wing for many years.

So, I had no idea what the state of the room is.

I know.

Guys!

- Guys! - What?

"Polo with the Prince!" That's it! That's the idea.

- Slow down. What are you saying? - Let me explain.

Now, we just have five months left, right?

As per our pilot launch schedule, our next step should've been…?

Accommodations, ma'am. Rooms.

Exactly. The B&B of Royal B&B.

But there's sewage leaking in the Guest Wing.

And as for our second option, Maharaja Yuvanath's wing,

the walls are crumbling there.

This means we need more money, more time, which equals more delays.

This isn't good. We'll have to change our launch date. So, we're screwed.

No. We aren't screwed, Kunal.

Why are we wasting our time? Let's pull up our next phase.

Let's start testing our royal experiences. Our USP.

And I also think, guys, that this "Polo with the Prince"

will be great PR for us.

Royal B&B is about giving people a royal experience,

and "Polo with the Prince" is exactly that!

And you know what? He's great with horses.

But will he do it?

Aviraaj, if you want the payment from Sophia, you'll have to play.

No. Absolutely not. And there's zero chance, so stop trying.

Why? Does Morpur's favourite Maharaja

not want to take on his responsibilities anymore?

I'm barely a Maharaja, you've turned me into a royal puppet.

You just make me dance to your tunes.

By not paying Polo, who are you really punishing, Fizzy?

Yourself? Or him?

These grapes had a purpose.

They were a sommelier's dream.

-Yes, Your Majesty. -That's their place here.

The best grapes around.

-Hmm? -Yes, Your Majesty.

Delicious.

Exquisite!

But if no one had discovered their talent…

what then?

Yes, Your Majesty.

What would've happened then?

They'd be ignored. Left to rot away.

As a humble raisin.

It's just one game, you know.

No chance.

I'd promised myself that Baba would never see me play a polo game again.

He won't be there to see the game or your anger.

Baba's gone, Fizzy.

It's not just about him, Jinnie.

No matter how much I do for this palace, I just have to keep doing more.

I mean, I have my own life.

At least, you're getting to do something.

Look at me.

I am just a joke of the family.

Why?

-Jinnie. -Yeah?

You're a genius.

You're… welcome.

In fact, you're a Jinnie-us.

Okay. Thank you.

I have great news, team.

Aviraaj has agreed. Okay, we need to get to work.

We'll give some lucky winners a chance to play with the Maharaja.

When our special guests, their families, and some of the common people of Morpur

are busy enjoying the first royal experience of Royal B&B,

we will focus on getting some online publicity for Royal B&B.

We can't screw it up. This is the best chance for us to convert

the disaster with the room into a win. "Polo with the Prince," here we come!

These look fantastic, Niki. Great job.

Thanks, Kunal.

Soph, they are so good, yeah.

Finally, something is going right.

Whatever the crisis, it won't stop her. Impossible!

I am a champion.

-What? -I know I'm the best.

I agree.

Ma'am, you go girl, ma'am!

Kunal, I had sent you a message the other day.

- Guys. - Uh…

Guys, have you seen this?

-The on-ground team just sent it to me. -What?!

Forget about Royal B&B customers,

we can't even fit the general public.

That's a lot of people.

Maharaja is playing polo again after so long.

Hello, everyone.

Welcome to "Polo with the Prince,"

Royal B&B's first royal experience.

We have received about 500 applications,

but all of you are lucky draw winners.

- So, congratulations. - Congratulations.

-These are limited edition caps. -Thank you.

Please be careful. No cap.

-I want to play in Prince Aviraaj's team. -Don't we all?

-Even I want to be on his team. -Sir, you're already on the team with him.

-How much does he charge for a selfie? -750 rupees. Cash only--

I'm sure he'll do it for free.

Where is Aviraaj?

Well, he should've been here half an hour ago.

-Ma'am, sorry, I don't know. -Maybe call his ADC?

Yes, ma'am. Yes!

Most importantly, have a great time.

-Ma'am, ADC? -Figure it out, Keertana.

- Yes, ma'am. Of course. - Sir! One photo, sir.

Filter, please.

- Thank you, sir. - Yes, of course.

- Side please. Side. - Thank you.

My Queen.

Uh.

Maji.

-Uh? -Jinnie.

You have gone from dieting to double dessert, Paddy!

Behave yourself.

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

-Where the fuck is he? -I have no idea.

…Roya B&B's Polo with the Prince Sudden Death Charity Event.

After many years, we return to the historic

Motibagh polo ground for this exciting match.

Please give a warm welcome and a huge round of applause

to Morpur's very own prince,

national polo champion, and your future Maharaja,

His Royal Highness, Aviraaj Singh of Morpur.

-Riding his steed, Thunder. -Fizzy!

What the actual fuck!

What the hell is this?

Jinnie-us,

now, you are not the only useless one in this family.

Love you, Maa.

To win today's game,

only one goal is needed in four rounds.

And if a goal is scored by either team,

they will take home this magnificent trophy.

So, let the match begin!

All the best!

Right from the throw-in, the guest team has taken the ball.

But what is His Royal Highness Aviraaj waiting for?

The guest team heads towards the goal at a great pace.

Let's see, will HRH try to stop them?

And finally, HRH moves at a galloping pace,

eventually overtaking Rakesh of the guest team.

Go, Aviraaj sir!

Moving at a fast pace towards the goal now.

Remember, only one goal is needed.

But what did HRH just do?

He's hit the ball away from the goal post towards the spectators!

What? Why didn't he score?

- What is he doing? - God knows.

Neither team has scored after the first round.

So the score remains nil-nil.

So, we begin round two…

Huh! He's drunk. That's why he can't score.

In this round, it's clear to see…

What is he doing?

…because HRH is not even pretending to try anymore.

- That's not right, right? - Soph, our Royal B&B customers

are getting irritated. What's going on there?

No. Where are you guys off to?

Soph, what'll we do if this polo event is also a failure?

-Ma'am, future clients are leaving, ma'am. -Go, stop them, Keertana!

That's it!

Aviraaj, what do you think you're doing?

Is everything a joke for you? Is there anything that you value? Anything?

We are approaching the final seconds of round two.

Still, no team has managed to score, or show any interest in doing so.

Ma'am, he is feeling sleepy, ma'am.

What are we going to do?

Ma'am, this is just rubbish, ma'am. One brother's out there prancing around.

The other's living on Happy Meals at the palace.

What kind of royals are they?

- Please, sit down, sir. - What kind of planning is this?

You are amazing, Keertana. You are amazing!

While we wait for the game to pick up, I'd like to…

Thank you, ma'am.

Digvijay, I know this is really last moment,

but can you please come right away to play polo with us?

-Polo? -Hmm.

-Me? -Yeah.

-Now? -Yes, please.

The game has been uneventful so far.

Spectators are leaving the ground--

Very good, sir. Very good.

Unbelievable polo commentary. Legend! Superb! What a great hat!

Can I speak for a minute or two? Yeah? Thank you so much. So nice.

Everybody, why are you going?

This match is just about to begin because a second prince,

our own Digvijay Singh, is arriving right now! Wohoo!

Sophia ma'am has cleverly played her trump card

by bringing on Digvijay to HRH's team.

Give it up for Sophia ma'am!

Bread, butter, jam,

Long live, Sophia ma'am with a side of ham!

Aviraaj sir, ma'am has done her job.

Sir, now it's on you to play like a pro because, bro, it's Prince and Polo.

Wohoo! Crazy!

Oh, my God! I have never been to a polo match before.

So, I am here for the first time, absolutely loving it!

Repeat after me.

Altogether! "Prince and Polo!"

I can't hear you. "Prince and Polo!"

Thanks to Sophia ma'am, Round three begins with red-hot passion.

And Digvijay sir's horse's name is also Passion.

Look at him go, bro! Prince Digvijay is owning that Polo ball

in a manner that no man has ever owned me!

And check him out! HRH Aviraaj is back in the game.

Racing like a cheetah on his horse.

Having his bro on his team, looks like he has found

a new interest in the game. Let's go, bro!

What's your favourite rom-com, polo audience?

Let me tell you. This one that's happening right here. Right now!

This bromance between HRH Aviraaj Singh

and his brother Prince Digvijay Singh is a glory to behold!

The bromantic pair of brothers are stunning to watch.

And it seems not only difficult, but impossible to beat!

This duo's combination play is simply unplayable.

The best we have seen all afternoon,

maybe ever on this hallowed turf.

Not since Sachin and Sourav have I ever seen a partnership as good as this!

Digvijay is tackling the guest team to make way for this brother

just like I tackle therapy every week.

HRH Aviraaj now has possession,

and he's racing towards the goal, in total control of the ball.

And he… and he… he scores a goal!

HRH Aviraaj's team has won. This is too much!

Fizzy!

Yes! Come on!

A match which had never really got out of the stables

has turned into a bromantic thriller, all thanks to Sophia ma'am!

Thank you, Sophia ma'am. From me and all of you, thank you, Sophia ma'am.

Say it after me. Say it louder.

"Prince with Polo!" Say it together, "Prince with Polo!"

Yeah. Let's go.

Tears of joy?

- He's playing again. - Yes!

Long live Maharaja Aviraaj.

Long live Maharaja Aviraaj.

Long live Maharaja Aviraaj.

Long live Maharaja Aviraaj.

Long live Maharaja Aviraaj.

Yeah, thank you. Thank you so much.

Appreciate that.

I'll call you back. Yeah.

-Learned a few things, Ms. Shekhar? -Your win was just luck.

It's like your winning over Coffee on the beach was just luck?

You won't leave me alone, will you?

Can you believe this guy?

He only thinks of himself.

I hope it won't cost us.

Next.

- Dilip. - Yeah.

Thank you.

What else is left for me, Girdhari?

If Morpur and Motibagh belong to him now,

it's about time I had my own life out there.

Fizzy, you can quit on me, but not the game.

I have to.

For me, you and Polo are connected.

Don't lose out on your happiness and love

because of anger, son.

Yes, Pankaj?

Your Majesty, we have received the payment from Royal B&B.

Should I pay the rent for your apartment in New York?

No, Pankaj. First, clear Maa's credit card bills.

Okay, Your Highness.

There are enough hotels in New York.

Okay, Your Majesty.

- Thank you. - Yes, sir.

What about them?

Because I knew art inspires you.

And this was your Baba's favourite.

Okay, then…

you are officially,

from this moment, my…

best friend of all!

♪ I am the woman, I'm the Goddess I'm going to get up to the top ♪

♪ I'm going to turn around the system I'm the force that you can't stop ♪

♪ Got the zeal, royal feel, royal Tumbling crowns at my feet, royal ♪

♪ The world is at my feet Who rules the world? Me ♪

♪ Who rules the world ♪

♪ Who rules the world ♪

♪ Who rules the world ♪

♪ Who rules the world ♪

♪ My baby, my baby ♪

♪ My baby, baby, don't you cry Come to Mama ♪

♪ Who rules the world Who needs no diamonds and drama ♪

♪ Hearts are also connected In the game of eyes ♪

♪ The whole world is now at your feet ♪

♪ My baby, baby, don't you cry Come to Mama ♪

♪ Who rules the world Who needs no diamonds and drama ♪

♪ It's not for nothing That my heart loves someone ♪

♪ Who rules the world There is no doubt ♪

♪ Cause we coming at the scene Cause I got the genes ♪

♪ Coming from a long line Of kings and queens ♪

♪ Royal, sheen, royal Taking whatever we please, royal ♪

♪ The world is at my feet Who rules the world? Me ♪

♪ Who rules the world ♪

♪ Who rules the world ♪

♪ Who rules the world ♪

♪ Who rules the world ♪

♪ Who rules the world ♪

♪ Who rules the world ♪