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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,134 --> 00:00:02,102    - PREVIOUSLY ON  THE BIG C...      2 00:00:02,135 --> 00:00:03,269  - MARLENE,   WHAT ARE YOU DOING?  3 00:00:03,303 --> 00:00:04,971  - I CAN'T FIND   MY DAMN PURSE.  4 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,606  - DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?  5 00:00:06,639 --> 00:00:08,641  - OF COURSE I DO.   I'M NOT STUPID.  6 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:09,776      I JUST HAVE ALZHEIMER'S.  7 00:00:09,809 --> 00:00:11,211  - I GET WHY YOU   DIDN'T WANT TO TELL ME.  8 00:00:11,244 --> 00:00:12,479  TELLING PEOPLE SUCKS.  9 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:14,481  - ARE YOU HOME?   - I AM HOME.  10 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:16,483      - DON'T MOVE HERE FOR ME.  11 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:19,552     - GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A CUNT!      12 00:00:19,586 --> 00:00:22,722     - I USED TO BE AN OPTIMIST,       SO I'M GONNA START  13 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:24,290  WITH BEE STING THERAPY.  14 00:00:24,324 --> 00:00:26,726  - I HOPE YOU WIN.  15 00:00:35,068 --> 00:00:37,704  [Leftover Cuties'   Game Called Life]  16 00:00:37,737 --> 00:00:39,739  - ♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪  17 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:44,911     ♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪  18 00:00:46,579 --> 00:00:48,448  ♪ STEP OUT ♪  19 00:00:48,481 --> 00:00:53,353      ♪ OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪  20 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:59,292  ♪ IS THIS   SOME KIND OF A JOKE? ♪  21 00:00:59,325 --> 00:01:03,496  ♪ WILL SOMEONE   WAKE ME UP SOON? ♪  22 00:01:03,530 --> 00:01:09,135     ♪ AND TELL ME THIS WAS JUST       A GAME WE PLAY ♪  23 00:01:09,169 --> 00:01:14,174  ♪ CALLED LIFE ♪  24 00:01:28,154 --> 00:01:32,592  [rattling and clatter]  25 00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:34,994  - PAUL?  26 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:37,297  - OH, HI. YOU'RE UP.  27 00:01:37,330 --> 00:01:39,165  GOOD MORNING.       YOU WANT SOME BREAKFAST?  28 00:01:39,199 --> 00:01:40,600  - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?  29 00:01:40,633 --> 00:01:42,502      - JUST MOPPING, CLEANING.  30 00:01:42,535 --> 00:01:44,104  YOU KNOW,   GENERAL GERM REMOVAL.  31 00:01:44,137 --> 00:01:47,740     WHO KNOWS HOW MUCH BACTERIA       HAS ACCUMULATED ON THESE FLOORS    32 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:50,210    AND SEEPED INTO THE SOLES OF         YOUR FEET SINCE WE MOVED IN?      33 00:01:50,243 --> 00:01:53,713  FUNGAL MOLD SPORES       CAUSE CANCER. GOOGLE IT.  34 00:01:53,746 --> 00:01:55,882  GONNA CLEAN THIS PLACE   FROM TOP TO BOTTOM.  35 00:01:55,915 --> 00:01:57,417      - IS THIS YOUR HANDIWORK?  36 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,419  - YES.      IT'S CALLED A VISION BOARD.      37 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:02,922  I READ ONLINE THAT WHEN PATIENTS       WAKE UP TO GOOD THOUGHTS,  38 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,124    IT HELPS WITH THEIR HEALING.      39 00:02:04,157 --> 00:02:05,525  - I'M AMBULATORY.  40 00:02:05,558 --> 00:02:07,627      I CAN STILL CLEAN FLOORS.  41 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:09,562  - YOU CAN'T DO IT ALL.  42 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:13,266  I'M GOING TO BE   YOUR "CANCIERGE."  43 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:14,934  CATCHY, RIGHT?  44 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:17,370  YOU'RE NOT   GETTING RID OF ME.  45 00:02:17,403 --> 00:02:18,638     I MIGHT SLEEP ON THE COUCH,      46 00:02:18,671 --> 00:02:19,873  BUT I'M NOT LETTING YOU   DO THIS ALONE.  47 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:22,575  - WE DON'T HAVE A COUCH ANYMORE,   REMEMBER?  48 00:02:22,609 --> 00:02:24,310      - I INVITE YOU TO PROCEED   DOWNSTAIRS  49 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:27,080  TO VIEW YOUR NEW ONE!  50 00:02:27,113 --> 00:02:30,416      - YOU BOUGHT A NEW COUCH?   - YEAH.  51 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:31,584  - NO!  52 00:02:31,618 --> 00:02:33,686  - IN A DELIGHTFUL COLOR   CALLED "MONTANA MOSS."  53 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:34,821  IT ARRIVED THIS A.M.  54 00:02:34,854 --> 00:02:37,590  - I WANTED TO PICK OUT   THE NEW COUCH, PAUL.  55 00:02:37,624 --> 00:02:38,625  - WELL, NOW   YOU DON'T HAVE TO.  56 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:40,894  AND I WOULD BE   SO MORE THAN HAPPY  57 00:02:40,927 --> 00:02:42,962    TO ACCOMPANY YOU UP TO CANADA      TO SEE THE BEE GUY.  58 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,664      NOW, I KNOW YOU'VE ASKED   YOUR DOCTOR,  59 00:02:44,697 --> 00:02:47,634  BUT I ASK YOU, IS HE AS MUCH FUN   IN A CAR AS I AM?  60 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,402  - HE WANTS TO COME   BECAUSE HE'S A DOCTOR  61 00:02:49,435 --> 00:02:50,770      AND THIS IS A PROCEDURE.  62 00:02:50,803 --> 00:02:54,707      - YEAH, AND I WANT TO GO       BECAUSE I'M YOUR HUSBAND.  63 00:02:54,741 --> 00:02:57,343  - LOOK, I KNOW   YOU WANT TO HELP.  64 00:02:57,377 --> 00:02:58,545  THANK YOU.  65 00:02:58,578 --> 00:03:01,414  BUT I HAVE THINGS   HANDLED, OKAY?  66 00:03:01,447 --> 00:03:03,883     - DON'T GET ALL POSSESSIVE   OF YOUR CANCER, CATHY.  67 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:07,320  I'VE SEEN THE X-RAYS.     THERE'S PLENTY TO GO AROUND.      68 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:09,656  - I GOT THIS.  69 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,524  - WE GOT THIS.  70 00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:17,597  - TODAY WE ARE TACKLING   THE THANK YOU NOTE.  71 00:03:17,630 --> 00:03:18,932  PEOPLE DON'T WRITE THEM   ANYMORE.  72 00:03:18,965 --> 00:03:20,300  WHY?  73 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:23,836  BECAUSE THEY THINK A SMILEY FACE       ON AN E-MAIL SAYS IT ALL.  74 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:26,372  WELL, IT DOESN'T.  75 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:29,842  SO STOP EMOTICONNING   AND START EMOTING.  76 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:31,411  IT'S ALMOST THE END   OF SUMMER HERE, PEOPLE.  77 00:03:31,444 --> 00:03:33,813  I'D LIKE TO THINK THAT      I'VE TAUGHT YOU SOMETHING,  78 00:03:33,846 --> 00:03:36,883  SO MAYBE YOU WON'T GROW UP TO BE   THANKLESS SHITS.  79 00:03:36,916 --> 00:03:41,020    SO WRITE TO SOMEONE--ANYONE--      AND THANK THEM.  80 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:44,791  I'VE GIVEN YOU MY GOOD   STATIONERY, SO DON'T WASTE IT.     81 00:03:44,824 --> 00:03:46,159  JASPER.  82 00:03:46,192 --> 00:03:48,161    - YEAH, HOW DO WE SEND THEM?      83 00:03:48,194 --> 00:03:50,029    - YOU GO TO THE POST OFFICE.      84 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:53,733  YOU BUY STAMPS.  85 00:03:53,766 --> 00:03:55,835  OH, JESUS.  86 00:03:55,868 --> 00:03:59,272     WE'LL COVER THAT ON FRIDAY.      87 00:03:59,305 --> 00:04:01,641    - SO YOUR DAD MOVED BACK IN,       HUH?  88 00:04:01,674 --> 00:04:03,409  - YEAH. IT'S ALL GOOD.  89 00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:06,312     - YEAH, A REAL SOAP OPERA,   YOUR FAMILY.  90 00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:09,849      HEY, HEY, YOU DON'T--JUST     TAKE IT EASY WITH THAT THING.     91 00:04:09,882 --> 00:04:12,051  THAT CUCKOO CLOCK   IS VALUABLE.  92 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,354  - YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S CUCKOO.      THIS THING IS TRASH.  93 00:04:14,387 --> 00:04:16,923  - YEAH, WELL,   IT'S VALUABLE TO ME.  94 00:04:16,956 --> 00:04:20,026  GROWING UP,      WHEN THAT CLOCK HIT 5 A.M.  95 00:04:20,059 --> 00:04:21,427  AND THAT RED CARDINAL   CAME OUT,  96 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:23,496  WE KNEW WE HAD TO   HIGHTAIL IT TO SCHOOL  97 00:04:23,529 --> 00:04:25,932  BEFORE OUR FATHER   TANNED OUR HIDES.  98 00:04:25,965 --> 00:04:28,301  - WHAT, YOU HAD TO GO   TO SCHOOL AT 5:00?  99 00:04:28,334 --> 00:04:30,169  THAT'S LAME.  100 00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:33,206  - WE WEREN'T GOOD-FOR-NOTHINGS          LIKE YOU KIDS THESE DAYS.  101 00:04:33,239 --> 00:04:37,644  - DID YOU RIDE HORSES   TO SCHOOL TOO?  102 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:43,850      - DINNER'S ALMOST READY!  103 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:47,553  - OKAY, LAUNDRY?  104 00:04:47,587 --> 00:04:48,821     NOW YOU'RE GOING OVERBOARD.      105 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:51,791      - AM I? OR HAVE I MERELY   FOUND MY NICHE?  106 00:04:51,824 --> 00:04:53,359  LOOK AT ME WORK AROUND   THOSE PLEATS, HUH?  107 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:55,828    - I LIKE DOING LAUNDRY, PAUL.      LAUNDRY'S MY THING.  108 00:04:55,862 --> 00:04:57,563  YOU KNOW,      THE MEASURING, THE SMELLS.  109 00:04:57,597 --> 00:04:58,698  IT HELPS ME RELAX.  110 00:04:58,731 --> 00:04:59,899  - TELL ME ABOUT IT.  111 00:04:59,932 --> 00:05:01,901  I FEEL LIKE I'M IN       A ZEN FUCKING GARDEN NOW.  112 00:05:01,934 --> 00:05:03,036  IT'S FANTASTIC.  113 00:05:03,069 --> 00:05:04,771  - DON'T TAKE LAUNDRY   FROM ME, PAUL.  114 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:06,673  - TOO LATE.  115 00:05:10,743 --> 00:05:12,578  AND YOU'RE WELCOME.  116 00:05:12,612 --> 00:05:15,682      HEY, BUDDY, PAUL'S PAELLA   IN 20 MINUTES.  117 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:18,718    - I'M NOT EATING DAD'S CRAP.       IT SMELLS.  118 00:05:18,751 --> 00:05:21,554  I'M GOING TO BRENT'S.  119 00:05:21,587 --> 00:05:23,723  [laughs]  120 00:05:25,591 --> 00:05:28,594    - WHO ARE YOU TEXTING THERE?      121 00:05:28,628 --> 00:05:29,629  - NO ONE.  122 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:30,930  - WELL, MAYBE I SHOULD   GET MY PHONE.  123 00:05:30,963 --> 00:05:32,198  I COULD GO   IN THE OTHER ROOM,  124 00:05:32,231 --> 00:05:33,599      WE COULD TEXT EACH OTHER.  125 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:34,967  - [laughs]  126 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:37,570  - [laughs]  127 00:05:37,603 --> 00:05:40,540  IT'S A GIRL.  128 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:43,943  THERE'S A CAT ON FIRE   OUTSIDE.  129 00:05:43,976 --> 00:05:47,447  - WHAT?   - MADE YOU LOOK.  130 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:50,550     - WE'RE GOING TO THE MOVIES       AFTER DINNER, OKAY?  131 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:51,884    - DID YOU FINISH YOUR CHORES       WITH MARLENE?  132 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:52,885  - YEAH.  133 00:05:52,919 --> 00:05:53,886  - OKAY THEN.  134 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:54,887  [car horn honks]  135 00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:56,422  - OH, UH,       THAT'S TREVOR AND BRENT.  136 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:57,824  SEE YOU, MOM.  137 00:05:59,058 --> 00:06:02,362  - OH, ADAM, YOU LEFT YOUR PHONE.   [door slams]  138 00:06:06,232 --> 00:06:08,334  [phone beeping]  139 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:20,446  [line ringing]  140 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:23,049  - IT'S MIA.   LEAVE A MESSAGE.  141 00:06:23,082 --> 00:06:27,320  - MIA, HI.  142 00:06:27,353 --> 00:06:28,855  ADAM'S MOM.  143 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:34,494  I KNOW     THIS IS A LITTLE UNORTHODOX.      144 00:06:34,527 --> 00:06:37,864  YOU DON'T KNOW ME,       I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE  145 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:40,633     OR WHAT YOUR INTENTIONS ARE       WITH MY SON,  146 00:06:40,666 --> 00:06:45,371  BUT I'M NOT STUPID.  147 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:47,473  HE GIGGLED.  148 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:52,245  SO, INFERENCES MADE.  149 00:06:52,278 --> 00:06:53,713  HE LIKES YOU.  150 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:55,548  AND I KNEW IT WAS ONLY   A MATTER OF TIME  151 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:57,083     BEFORE THE WHOLE GIRLFRIEND       THING HAPPENED.  152 00:06:57,116 --> 00:07:03,089      SO, UM, HERE'S THE THING.  153 00:07:03,122 --> 00:07:05,925  HE'S SWEET.  154 00:07:05,958 --> 00:07:10,530  AND HE'S KINDA SHY.  155 00:07:10,563 --> 00:07:16,002  IT TAKES HIM A WHILE TO     TALK ABOUT WHAT HE'S FEELING      156 00:07:16,035 --> 00:07:21,040  AND WHAT HE'S THINKING,   SO HELP HIM OUT.  157 00:07:21,073 --> 00:07:22,775     AND DON'T MAKE HIM FEEL BAD      158 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:24,677  IF HE DOESN'T MAKE   AS MUCH MONEY AS YOU,  159 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:27,280  OR IF HE ISN'T THE ONE   AT THE DINNER PARTIES  160 00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:31,317     THAT MAKES EVERYONE LAUGH.  161 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:34,921  AND DON'T YOU DARE   BREAK HIS HEART.  162 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,189  OKAY.  163 00:07:36,222 --> 00:07:37,857  THAT'S IT.  164 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:40,560     UM, LOOK FORWARD TO MEETING       SOMED--  165 00:07:40,593 --> 00:07:41,527  [door opens]  166 00:07:41,561 --> 00:07:43,663  - HEY, MOM, UM,   I FORGOT MY PHONE.  167 00:07:43,696 --> 00:07:47,733  - YES, YOU DID.  168 00:07:53,906 --> 00:07:58,511    SO, ARE YOU A SWEET, SAVORY,       OR MEAT STICK SNACKER?  169 00:07:58,544 --> 00:08:00,046      I PEGGED YOU FOR SAVORY.  170 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:01,280  - YOU PEGGED CORRECT.  171 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,516  - EXCELLENT.  172 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:06,886  THANKS FOR COMING.  173 00:08:06,919 --> 00:08:09,522     - WELL, I COULDN'T LET YOU   DO THIS ALONE.  174 00:08:09,555 --> 00:08:10,890  YOU'RE MY PATIENT.  175 00:08:10,923 --> 00:08:12,024  - AND PLUS, ADMIT IT,  176 00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:13,826  YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED   TO GO TO CANADA.  177 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:14,961  - I'VE BEEN.  178 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:17,096  LOOK, I KNOW I PROMISED  179 00:08:17,129 --> 00:08:18,898     TO KEEP A POSITIVE ATTITUDE         ABOUT THIS BEE STING THERAPY,     180 00:08:18,931 --> 00:08:21,634  BUT I GOTTA TELL YOU,      IT SOUNDS REALLY OUT THERE.      181 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:24,637  - HEY, IF SOMEONE CAN BE CURED      BY A FEW BEE STINGS,  182 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:26,272  WHY SHOULDN'T   THAT SOMEONE BE ME?  183 00:08:26,305 --> 00:08:28,174  - I DON'T TRUST ANYBODY   CALLED "THE BEE MAN."  184 00:08:28,207 --> 00:08:29,475  - HE'S THE GO-TO GUY.  185 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,577  - HE'S GOT A WEBSITE   THAT PLAYS  LET IT BE  186 00:08:31,611 --> 00:08:34,247  WITH THE SOUND OF BEES BUZZING      IN THE BACKGROUND.  187 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:37,016      - SO, WHAT DID JULIE SAY   WHEN YOU TOLD HER  188 00:08:37,049 --> 00:08:39,385  YOU WERE GOING ABROAD   WITH ANOTHER WOMAN?  189 00:08:39,418 --> 00:08:42,722  - I DIDN'T TELL HER.  190 00:08:42,755 --> 00:08:44,657  WE'RE KIND OF   NOT TALKING RIGHT NOW.  191 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:47,760  - NO. TODD!  192 00:08:47,793 --> 00:08:48,961  DID YOU HAVE A FIGHT?  193 00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:51,163  DON'FIGHT.   LIFE'S TOO SHORT.  194 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:53,299  YOU KNOW THAT.   YOU BETTER KNOW THAT.  195 00:08:53,332 --> 00:08:55,835  IT'S YOUR JOB.  196 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:57,737  - I PROPOSED.  197 00:08:57,770 --> 00:08:59,405  SHE SAID SHE NEEDED   TO THINK ABOUT IT.  198 00:08:59,438 --> 00:09:01,674  - JULIE'S A JERK.  199 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:04,777  I MEAN, COME ON,   WHAT'S TO THINK ABOUT?  200 00:09:04,810 --> 00:09:08,281  YOU'RE A SMART, FUNNY,   HANDSOME DOCTOR.  201 00:09:08,314 --> 00:09:10,149      COME ON, YOU'RE A CATCH!  202 00:09:10,182 --> 00:09:11,551  - YOU'RE SWEET.  203 00:09:11,584 --> 00:09:15,288  - NO, I'M RIGHT.  204 00:09:15,321 --> 00:09:18,024  SO, WHAT NOW?  205 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:20,126  - I DON'T KNOW.  206 00:09:20,159 --> 00:09:22,395  I DON'T KNOW   WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.  207 00:09:22,428 --> 00:09:26,198    - I GUESS WE'RE BOTH LOOKING          FOR ANSWERS IN CANADA, HUH?      208 00:09:31,637 --> 00:09:35,074      - JESUS, HOW MANY AGATHA   CHRISTIES DOES ONE PERSON NEED?    209 00:09:35,107 --> 00:09:36,475  THE BUTLER   ON THE TRAIN DID IT.  210 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:37,777  YOU'RE WELCOME!  211 00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:39,879  - YOU BETTER NOT HAVE REARRANGED   MY  READER'S DIGESTS.  212 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:43,215  - DO YOU HAVE ANY HIGH QUALITY         READING MATERIAL, MARLENE?  213 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,417  ANY?  214 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:46,819      - I SAID YOU COULD BORROW   A BOOK, NOT MAKE FUN.  215 00:09:46,852 --> 00:09:48,554  - WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO   TO A LIBRARY?  216 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,822      - BECAUSE, MY YOUNG LAD,  217 00:09:49,855 --> 00:09:52,091  A LIBRARY CARD IS JUST THE TIP          OF THE IDENTITY ICEBERG.  218 00:09:52,124 --> 00:09:53,526  NEXT THING YOU KNOW,  219 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:55,027    THEY'RE TRACKING YOU THROUGH          THE FILLINGS IN YOUR TEETH.      220 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:58,764  AHA! BINGO.   FLANNERY O'CONNOR.  221 00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:00,700  QUEEN OF      THE SOUTHERN GOTHIC ABSURD.      222 00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:03,636      HIGH COMEDY, LOW TRAGEDY,   AND THE GROTESQUE.  223 00:10:03,669 --> 00:10:05,171  KINDA LIKE MY LIFE,   ACTUALLY.  224 00:10:05,204 --> 00:10:08,474  THAT CRAZY-ASS REBECCA      DID A NUMBER ON MY PSYCHE.  225 00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:11,844  I JUST WANT TO SIT QUIETLY AND        READ UNTIL MY ANXIETY PASSES.     226 00:10:11,877 --> 00:10:15,381  MAY I?      - LET ME PUT MY NAME IN IT.      227 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:17,984  - WOMEN ARE INSANE.  228 00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:19,852  MY MOM CALLED THIS GIRL   I WAS TEXTING  229 00:10:19,885 --> 00:10:21,220  AND LEFT THIS   REALLY LONG MESSAGE.  230 00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:23,322  WHO DOES THAT?   - CRAZY CATH.  231 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,091      - MIA WON'T EVEN TELL ME   WHAT SHE SAID.  232 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:26,726      THAT'S HOW WEIRD IT WAS.  233 00:10:26,759 --> 00:10:30,262  AND I WAS GETTING       CLOSE TO MAKING MY MOVE.  234 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:32,698  - YOUR OWN MOM   COCK-BLOCKED YOU.  235 00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:35,801  - NO KIDDING.   NOW I'M SCREWED.  236 00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:38,371      - I'M GONNA GIVE YOU SOME       ADVICE, MY NAIVE NEPHEW.  237 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:39,739  YOU WANNA MAKE YOUR WAY   WITH THE LADY,  238 00:10:39,772 --> 00:10:43,109  YOU GOTTA STOP WITH THE      "SEXTING" AND THE E-MAILS.  239 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:46,045  YOU GOTTA GO BACK TO   FACE TO FACE.  240 00:10:46,078 --> 00:10:47,046  CONVERSATION.  241 00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:49,048      AND SAY THE MAGIC WORDS.  242 00:10:49,081 --> 00:10:50,249    - YOU GOT CRAP ON YOUR FEET.      243 00:10:50,282 --> 00:10:51,417  - NO, MARLENE.  244 00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:54,787  THE OTHER MAGIC WORDS:   "WOULD YOU MIND IF..."  245 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:57,456      - WOULD YOU MIND IF WHAT?  246 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,824  - ANYTHING!  247 00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:01,193    YOU PUT ANYTHING AFTER THAT,          SHE'S PUTTY IN YOUR HANDS.  248 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:03,429  "WOULD YOU MIND   IF I KISSED YOU?"  249 00:11:03,462 --> 00:11:05,264  "WOULD YOU MIND IF I   TOUCHED YOUR PRIVATES?"  250 00:11:05,297 --> 00:11:07,333  - HEY!   - IT WORKS. TRUST ME.  251 00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:09,101  - WOULD YOU MIND   GETTING OUT OF HERE  252 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:10,403     SO HE CAN GO BACK TO WORK?  253 00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:14,006  - MY PLEASURE, MARLENE.   YOU SEE THAT?  254 00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:30,489  - OKAY.  255 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:33,626  WELL, EVEN I EXPECTED      SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE...  256 00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:35,861  - CLEAN? LEGAL?   MEDICALLY ETHICAL?  257 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:37,430  PICK ANY ONE OF THOSE.  258 00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:39,598  - BUZZ OFF.  259 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:40,700  - FUNNY.  260 00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:43,703  - OH.  261 00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:45,871  I LIKE THIS STYLE.  262 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:51,010      IT'S--IT'S VERY CALMING.  263 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:53,746     - THIS IS NOT AN EXAM ROOM.      264 00:11:53,779 --> 00:11:55,848  THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE   HAND SANITIZER.  265 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:58,017  [door hinges creak]  266 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,619      - AH, YOU MUST BE CATHY.  267 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:03,723  - YES, HI.   CATHY JAMISON.  268 00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:05,658  IT IS SO NICE   TO MEET YOU.  269 00:12:05,691 --> 00:12:06,826  - AND YOU, CATHY.  270 00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:10,930  - BEE MAN.       MR. BEE MAN. DR. BEE MAN.  271 00:12:10,963 --> 00:12:12,732  - NO, NO, NO, NO.   JUST CALL ME B.M.  272 00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:15,034  THAT'S A LITTLE JOKE.  273 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,470  OH, SORRY.   OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD.  274 00:12:17,503 --> 00:12:20,339  AND YOU MUST BE   MR. JAMISON.  275 00:12:20,372 --> 00:12:22,808  - UH, NO.   DR. TODD MAUER.  276 00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:23,876  I'M CATHY'S ONCOLOGIST.  277 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:25,911  MAY I ASK YOU      WHERE YOU GOT YOUR DEGREE?  278 00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:27,346  - YES.  279 00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:31,383  - WHAT JUST HAPPENED?   - UH...  280 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,185  - YOU'RE GOING TO   MEET CATHY.  281 00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:35,721  AND THIS IS CATHY.  282 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,556  - OH, LOOK AT THAT.  283 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,524      - AREN'T THEY BEAUTIFUL?  284 00:12:38,557 --> 00:12:40,793  - NOW, HOW EXACTLY   DOES THIS WORK?  285 00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:43,629  - WELL, I PLACE THE BEES ON THE       SKIN NEAR SITES OF INFECTION.     286 00:12:43,662 --> 00:12:45,731  THE VENOM ACTIVATES   AN IMMUNE RESPONSE  287 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,801  THAT QUITE LITERALLY   ERADICATES DISEASE.  288 00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:52,271  OH, YES. BEES ARE       NATURE'S LITTLE WIZARDS.  289 00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:55,641  - YES, ALL OF THAT IS,   OF COURSE, CONJECTURE.  290 00:12:55,674 --> 00:12:58,778  - OH, YOU MDs   REALLY PISS ME OFF.  291 00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:01,046  - HE'S JUST ANXIOUS.   FOR ME.  292 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,081  - YOU'RE NOT ALLERGIC TO BEES,      ARE YOU?  293 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,249  - NO, SIR.  294 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:04,483  - AND WHAT ABOUT YOU,   DOCTOR?  295 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,352  ARE YOU ALLERGIC?   - NO.  296 00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:08,220     - JUST ANTI-BEE IN GENERAL,       THEN.  297 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:09,855  - NO, THAT'S NOT--  298 00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:12,124  - WHAT PART OF IRELAND   ARE YOU FROM?  299 00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:14,426     - WHO TOLD YOU I WAS IRISH?      300 00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:18,264      LET'S HAVE YOU LYING DOWN   HERE, PLEASE, CATHY.  301 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:21,467  - UH, NOW, DO WE HAVE SOME PAPER     OR SOMETHING THAT WE COULD--      302 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,335  - TODD.   - TODD.  303 00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:27,640  THANK YOU.  304 00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:29,108  [video game gunfire]  305 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:30,509      - DUDE, YOU SUCK AT THIS!  306 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,144  - UH, REALLY?  307 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:33,312  - SHIT!  308 00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:34,980    WAIT, I DIDN'T EVEN SEE YOU!      309 00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:37,783  - WELL, THAT'S JUST   HOW I DO'S IT.  310 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,151  BEST OUT OF THREE?  311 00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:42,688  - UM, I HAVE TO GO.  312 00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:44,790  I'M MEETING MY DAD   AND HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND  313 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,125  FOR DINNER TONIGHT.  314 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,593  YEAH, SHE'S, LIKE, 15,  315 00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:49,795  AND HAS THESE REALLY   RATTY HAIR EXTENSIONS.  316 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,630  - FUN.   - YEAH.  317 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,066  - HEY, UH, SORRY AGAIN   ABOUT MY FREAK MOM.  318 00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:55,901  - HEY, AT LEAST      SHE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU.      319 00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:58,037  MY MOM'S TOO BUSY       FIGHTING MY DAD FOR MONEY  320 00:13:58,070 --> 00:14:00,606  TO EVER CALL UP A GUY   AND TELL HIM I'M SHY.  321 00:14:00,639 --> 00:14:01,674  - JESUS.   SHE SAID THAT?  322 00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:04,143  - WHATEVER.   IT'S COOL.  323 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:05,845  - I'M TOTALLY NOT SHY.   - OKAY.  324 00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:09,048  - I'M NOT.  325 00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:10,249  - TEXT ME LATER.  326 00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:11,750  - OKAY.  327 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:13,185  OH, UM, HEY.  328 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:19,124  WOULD YOU MIND IF I DID   SOMETHING?  329 00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:20,826  - DO WHAT?  330 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,595     - YOU KNOW, WOULD YOU MIND  331 00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:26,031  IF THE SOMETHING I DID   WAS WITH YOU?  332 00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:29,201  - HUH?  333 00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:32,171  - NEVER MIND.       I'LL JUST TEXT YOU LATER.  334 00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:41,814      - I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.  335 00:14:47,419 --> 00:14:50,522  [bees buzzing]  336 00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:58,030  - ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?  337 00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:01,567  - I'M SAYING A QUIET THANK YOU      TO THE BEES.  338 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,602  - OH, OH, OF COURSE.  339 00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:06,205  - NO OTHER LIVING BEING   DIES SO SELFLESSLY  340 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:07,806  TO GIVE LIFE TO OTHERS.  341 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:11,343  WE CAN LEARN SO MUCH   FROM THE BEE,  342 00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:13,445      IF ONLY WE WOULD LISTEN.  343 00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:14,513  [loudly]   OKAY!  344 00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:17,316  LET'S GET   THIS PARTY STARTED.  345 00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:20,819  NOW, OOH, YES,   HERE'S A HAPPY BEE.  346 00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:21,987  - AT LEAST   IT'S A CANADIAN BEE.  347 00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:23,122  IT'LL BE POLITE   WHEN IT STINGS.  348 00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:24,623  - AND WITH   THE EXCHANGE RATE,  349 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,492     THEY'LL BE 20% LESS PAINFUL       THAN AN AMERICAN BEE.  350 00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:29,361     - OOH, CANADIAN BEE HUMOR.   THAT'S A NEW ONE.  351 00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:34,433  I AM PLACING IT   ON YOUR SKIN.  352 00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:35,734  - SHIT!  353 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,636  SHIT, THAT HURT!  354 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:38,904  OH!   - OH.  355 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:43,175  LOOSE BEE.   OSE BEE.  356 00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:45,778  - AH, AH, JESUS!   IT'S AFTER ME!  357 00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:47,479  - RELAX, RELAX.   BE CAREFUL.  358 00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:49,181  - AH!   - CAREFUL.  359 00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:50,249  [stomps]   - HA!  360 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,184  HA! GOT IT! YES!  361 00:15:57,923 --> 00:15:59,992  I'LL JUST BE OUTSIDE.  362 00:16:00,025 --> 00:16:04,029  - YES, THAT'S       A VERY GOOD IDEA, DOCTOR.  363 00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:15,040  - HEY.   - HEY!  364 00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:17,810  JESUS! MARLENE.  365 00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:19,011  I'M A BIG GUY.  366 00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:21,180  MY HEART COULD EXPLODE   AT ANY SECOND.  367 00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:23,916  - WHAT'S WITH ALL   THE HOME IMPROVEMENTS?  368 00:16:23,949 --> 00:16:28,954      I SAW YOU UP ON THE ROOF,   REPLACING SHINGLES THIS MORNING.  369 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,055      YOU GONNA SELL THIS PLACE   OR SOMETHING?  370 00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:31,256  - NO, NO, NO.  371 00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,826  I PROMISED CATHY THAT   I'D REPAINT THIS FRAME,  372 00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:34,994  AND I NEVER DID.  373 00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:36,328  - WELL,   WHEN EDDIE WAS SICK,  374 00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:39,498  I JUST KEPT MAKING   BANANA BREAD.  375 00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:42,368  TURNS OUT,   EDDIE HATED BANANAS.  376 00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:44,103     I WASN'T DOING IT FOR HIM,   I WAS DOING IT FOR ME.  377 00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:47,006  ONE DAY, HE TOOK   A WHOLE BANANA BAD,  378 00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:48,374  JUST THREW IT   AGAINST A WALL.  379 00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:50,109  - CANCER MAKES PEOPLE   VERY CRANKY.  380 00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:51,410  - CAN YOU BLAME THEM?  381 00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:52,411  - YES, I CAN.  382 00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:53,812  FOR A FEW MONTHS NOW,  383 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,015     YOU'RE THE ONLY WHO'S KNOWN       THAT SHE WAS SICK.  384 00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:57,983  WELL, NOW I KNOW TOO,   AND I LOVE HER,  385 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,351  AND I WANT TO HELP.  386 00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:00,619     AND WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG   WITH LETTING ME HELP?  387 00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:02,254  - EVER OCCUR TO YOU  388 00:17:02,287 --> 00:17:04,490      SHE DOESN'T WANT TO FEEL   LIKE A BURDEN?  389 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:05,724  - SHE'S MY WIFE.  390 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:08,027     YOU KNOW, SICKNESS, HEALTH,       I BUY INTO THAT CRAP.  391 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,695  - NO ONE LIKES   TO FEEL HELPLESS.  392 00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:11,230  - SHE'S NOT HELPLESS.   SHE'S GOT ME.  393 00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:14,733  - IT'S STILL   HER OWN JOURNEY.  394 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,469  DON'T HOG THE ROAD.  395 00:17:19,838 --> 00:17:21,006  [door opens]  396 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,041  [door slams shut]  397 00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:23,375  - SO, WHAT'D I MISS?  398 00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:24,643  - 20 MORE BEES,  399 00:17:24,676 --> 00:17:27,713  A DISCUSSION ABOUT CONDO PRICES     IN LOWER CANADA,  400 00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:31,250    AND THE REALIZATION THAT THE       BEE MAN IS PROBABLY A LUNATIC.     401 00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:33,085     - I WANTED TO SUPPORT YOU.  402 00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:35,587    - YOU'RE DRINKING GIN WITH ME          AT 3:00 IN THE AFTERNOON.  403 00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:36,922  THAT IS SUPPORT.  404 00:17:36,955 --> 00:17:39,591  GOD, MY BACK   IS A THROBBING MESS.  405 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:43,362    BUT HEY, AT LEAST I GOT AWAY       WITH A PARTING GIFT.  406 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,964      - YOU WERE REALLY BRAVE.  407 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,200  - I WAS DESPERATE.  408 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,869     OH, I USED TO LOVE GETTING   MY TAROT CARDS READ  409 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,171  WHEN I WAS IN MY 20s.  410 00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:55,307    I'VE BEEN TO A PSYCHIC OR TWO      IN MY DAY, AS WELL.  411 00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:56,775  AND I'M NOT ASHAMED   TO ADMIT IT.  412 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,310      - YOU ARE VERY GULLIBLE.  413 00:17:58,343 --> 00:18:01,447  - NO, TODD, I AM OPEN.  414 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,049  I AM OPEN.  415 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,451  BUT, YOU KNOW,   YOU GET OLDER  416 00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:07,352  AND YOU JUST DON'T     WANT TO HEAR THE BAD THINGS.      417 00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:08,387  SO YOU STOP GOING.  418 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:11,390  BUT HEY,       NOW I KNOW THE BAD STUFF.  419 00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:14,426     I'M FULL OF CANADIAN VENOM  420 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:15,828  AND I'M GONNA   HAVE MY CARDS DONE.  421 00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:17,329      CAN I GET MY CARDS DONE?  422 00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:19,765  - SURE.  423 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,669  HI.   - HI.  424 00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:28,640  - PICK SEVEN.  425 00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:33,378  - WELL, WELL. YEAH.  426 00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:36,048  LOOKING GOOD, CATHY.  427 00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:39,084  TODD.  428 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:42,421  IAN.  429 00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:45,991  - GOT TO ADMIT,   HE'S KINDA SEXY.  430 00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:47,292  - HE'S A NUTCASE.  431 00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:49,895  - HMM,     YOU'RE SURROUNDED WITH LOVE.      432 00:18:49,928 --> 00:18:52,364  - TRY NOT TO EASE IN   WITH THE GOOD STUFF.  433 00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:55,567  - AH, YOU TWO       ARE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER.  434 00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:57,603  - OH, NO, WE'RE NOT--   WE'RE NOT A COUPLE.  435 00:18:57,636 --> 00:19:01,807  - NO.   - OKAY.  436 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,176  HMM.     - HMM, WHAT'S WITH THE FROWN?     437 00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:06,545  SEE, HERE IT COMES.   BRING ON THE BAD.  438 00:19:06,578 --> 00:19:09,781    - WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY      HOW YOU INTERPRET IT.  439 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,049  - YOU CAN'T SCARE ME.  440 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:14,086  - SOMEONE CLOSE TO YOU   IS GOING TO DIE.  441 00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:17,990  - [laughs]  442 00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:20,425  NO SHIT.  443 00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:22,027  - IT'S NOT FUNNY.  444 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:24,897  - OH, IT KINDA IS.      YOU KNOW, YOU'RE VERY GOOD.      445 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:31,470  OH, TODD.  446 00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:35,174  TODD.  447 00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:36,608  - YOU SHOULDN'T JOKE   SO MUCH ABOUT DYING.  448 00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:39,178      - WELL, IT'S BETTER THAN   CRAWLING INTO BED  449 00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:41,847  WITH A FIFTH OF VODKA   AND CRYING MY WAY TO MY GRAVE.     450 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,516  TODD, WE NEED TO BE   MORE REALISTIC HERE.  451 00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:47,319     THOSE 23 BEES ARE PROBABLY   NOT SAVING MY LIFE.  452 00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:49,755  YOU'RE MY DOCTOR.     YOU KNOW HOW THIS STORY ENDS.     453 00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:51,490  I'M GOING TO DIE.  454 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:52,558  - I DON'T WANT TO   GO THERE, OKAY?  455 00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:53,692  - DON'T THEY TEACH YOU  456 00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:55,994  SOME SORT OF TECHNIQUE  457 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:59,164  TO MAKE YOU STOP CARING   OR SOMETHING?  458 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,832  YOU'RE AN ONCOLOGIST,  459 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,101  AND IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE   WITH THIS DEATH STUFF,  460 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:05,103    THEN YOU PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE      GONE INTO FEET  461 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,639  OR EARS OR SOMETHING,   BECAUSE TRUST ME,  462 00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:10,542    I'M NOT GONNA BE THE ONLY ONE      TO KICK THE BUCKET.  463 00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:12,844      - BUT YOU'D BE MY FIRST.  464 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,514  - OH, AM I GONNA   POP YOUR DEATH CHERRY?  465 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,883  - I GOTTA GET SOME AIR.  466 00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:19,451  [upbeat rock music   playing on jukebox]  467 00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:22,888  - YES! COME ON!   DANCE WITH ME!  468 00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:24,923  COME ON, COME ON,   COME ON.  469 00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:26,391  ♪ ♪  470 00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:29,461  [clock ticking]  471 00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:31,496  - GET THE HELL   OUT OF MY HOUSE.  472 00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:34,666  - YEAH, TRUST ME,   I'D LOVE TO.  473 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:38,470  - GET OFF THE LADDER   AND GET OUT!  474 00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:43,342     I SAID GET OUT OF MY HOUSE     OR I'LL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!     475 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:47,813  - COME ON, MARLENE.       STOP--STOP JOKING AROUND.  476 00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:49,681     - HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?  477 00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:52,184  - IT'S ME, ADAM.  478 00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:54,686  - IF YOU TOOK ANYTHING   OUT OF THIS HOUSE,  479 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,688  I'LL HAVE YOU   THROWN IN JAIL.  480 00:20:56,722 --> 00:21:00,459  - IT'S OKAY. IT'S FINE.   I'M LEAVING.  481 00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:06,632     [clock cuckoos four times]  482 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:17,509  [slow song playing]  483 00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:21,013  ♪ ♪  484 00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:22,748  - I LOVE THIS PLACE.  485 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,183      I CHILL OUT AFTER A LONG,   HARD DAY'S WORK.  486 00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:28,420  TGIF, BABY!  487 00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,188  - EXCEPT, IT'S TUESDAY.  488 00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:32,190  - BUT IT'S FRIDAY   SOMEWHERE.  489 00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:34,293  - ACTUALLY,       I D--I DON'T THINK IT IS.  490 00:21:34,326 --> 00:21:38,697  - OH, YOU'RE SASSY.   I LOVE SASSY.  491 00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:43,201  - OKAY. EASY THERE,   BEE MAN.  492 00:21:44,369 --> 00:21:45,771  - MAY I CUT IN?  493 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:47,606  - I DON'T SWING   THAT WAY, FELLA.  494 00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:48,874  - YEAH, I MEANT HER.  495 00:21:48,907 --> 00:21:52,878  ♪ ♪  496 00:21:52,911 --> 00:21:56,114     - I'LL BE RIGHT OVER THERE   IF YOU NEED ME.  497 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:59,718  ♪ ♪  498 00:21:59,751 --> 00:22:01,453  - [laughs]  499 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:02,821  THANKS FOR THE RESCUE.  500 00:22:02,854 --> 00:22:05,123  - NO PROBLEM.  501 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,292  WE CAN--WE CAN       STOP DANCING IF YOU WANT.  502 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:10,662  - NO, I ACTUALLY   LIKE THIS SONG.  503 00:22:10,696 --> 00:22:13,231  I'M SORRY   I WAS SO BLUNT BEFORE.  504 00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:14,900  CANCER MAKES YOU   CRAZY HONEST.  505 00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:17,436  - IT'S OKAY.   YOU'RE RIGHT.  506 00:22:17,469 --> 00:22:19,604  I-I GOTTA GET TOUGHER.  507 00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:22,074  - DON'T GET TOUGHER   UNTIL I DIE, OKAY?  508 00:22:22,107 --> 00:22:23,175  I'M SORRY.  509 00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:26,011  I'M SORRY,   I SAID IT AGAIN.  510 00:22:27,245 --> 00:22:30,682     - I CARE ABOUT YOU, CATHY.  511 00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:32,417  IT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO   WITH BEING MY "FIRST."  512 00:22:32,451 --> 00:22:37,255  I JUST--  513 00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:39,558      I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE.  514 00:22:39,591 --> 00:22:43,729  - THAT MAKES TWO OF US.  515 00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:01,480  - I'M SORRY.  516 00:23:01,513 --> 00:23:02,514  I'M SO SORRY.   - NO.  517 00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:04,316  - I JUST--   JESUS, WHAT AM I DOING?  518 00:23:04,349 --> 00:23:06,651  - IT'S OKAY.   YOU WERE DRUNK.  519 00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:08,253  I MEAN, YOU'RE DRUNK,   RIGHT?  520 00:23:08,286 --> 00:23:09,321  - I DON'T KNOW.   MAYBE.  521 00:23:09,354 --> 00:23:10,322  YOU KNOW,       WE'RE AT A HIGH ALTITUDE.  522 00:23:10,355 --> 00:23:11,656  SOMETIMES   IT CAN MAKE IT WORSE.  523 00:23:11,690 --> 00:23:13,325     - NO, IT'S JUST IN REACTION       TO THE JULIE THING.  524 00:23:13,358 --> 00:23:15,227  - NO, IT'S NOT.   THIS IS SO FUCKED UP.  525 00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:21,066  UM, I'VE BEEN   REALLY CONFUSED.  526 00:23:21,099 --> 00:23:24,302     I SHOULDN'T HAVE FEELINGS,   BUT I DO.  527 00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:27,873      I REALLY LIKE YOU, CATHY.  528 00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:33,678  - IN A DOCTOR-PATIENT   SORT OF WAY.  529 00:23:33,712 --> 00:23:35,080  - I'M AN AWFUL PERSON.  530 00:23:35,113 --> 00:23:37,215  I'M AN AWFUL PERSON      AND A REALLY AWFUL DOCTOR.  531 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:42,053  - NO, NO. NEITHER.  532 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:46,191  YOU ARE A GOOD, KIND,  533 00:23:46,224 --> 00:23:49,161  SMART, SMART MAN  534 00:23:49,194 --> 00:23:51,997  WHO HAS   DECEPTIVELY SOFT LIPS.  535 00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:55,801  BUT TODD,  536 00:23:55,834 --> 00:24:00,305  YOU HAVE TO PICK   THE GIRL WHO LIVES.  537 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,816  - IT WAS AN HOUR AGO.  538 00:24:10,849 --> 00:24:12,517  YOU CAN'T REMEMBER   WHERE YOU PUT A GUN?  539 00:24:12,551 --> 00:24:13,819  - I HAVE ALZHEIMER'S.  540 00:24:13,852 --> 00:24:16,021    I DON'T REMEMBER WHERE I PUT       MY TEETH HALF THE TIME.  541 00:24:16,054 --> 00:24:17,189  - WELL, THEN,   YOU KNOW WHAT?  542 00:24:17,222 --> 00:24:19,591  YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE   A GODDAMN GUN.  543 00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:21,793      YOU ALMOST KILLED MY SON.  544 00:24:21,827 --> 00:24:24,496  - I AM SO SORRY.  545 00:24:24,529 --> 00:24:25,697  I WOULD NEVER HURT HIM.  546 00:24:25,730 --> 00:24:27,199  HE'S A GOOD BOY.  547 00:24:27,232 --> 00:24:31,470  - MARLENE,      YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHO HE WAS.      548 00:24:31,503 --> 00:24:32,704  WHEN YOU FIND THAT GUN,  549 00:24:32,737 --> 00:24:35,040  I WANT YOU TO   GIVE IT TO ME, OKAY?  550 00:24:35,073 --> 00:24:36,908  - I WILL.  551 00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:39,044  - YOU STAY AWAY   FROM MY KID.  552 00:24:39,077 --> 00:24:42,047  [Sharon Van Etten's   I Fold  begins]  553 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:47,219  ♪ ♪  554 00:24:47,252 --> 00:24:48,820  Marlene:   "DEAR CATHY,  555 00:24:48,854 --> 00:24:53,058     "I WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU   FOR BEING MY FRIEND.  556 00:24:53,091 --> 00:24:56,428  "PEOPLE DON'T SAY THAT   OFTEN ENOUGH.  557 00:24:56,461 --> 00:24:57,562  "WHEN I FIRST MET YOU,  558 00:24:57,596 --> 00:25:01,366  "I COULDN'T BELIEVE   WHAT A PAIN YOU WERE.  559 00:25:01,399 --> 00:25:03,268    "BUT THEN I GOT TO KNOW YOU.      560 00:25:03,301 --> 00:25:05,003  "YOU WERE STILL A PAIN,  561 00:25:05,036 --> 00:25:08,206  "BUT YOU GOT TO BE   LIKE FAMILY TO ME.  562 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,474  SO, THANKS FOR THAT."  563 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:10,675  [gunshot]  564 00:25:10,709 --> 00:25:16,214  - ♪ AND FEAR   I'VE LOST MY FAITH ♪  565 00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:20,519  ♪ BROKEN DOWN ♪  566 00:25:20,552 --> 00:25:22,787  ♪ ♪  567 00:25:22,821 --> 00:25:27,225  ♪ THOUGHT I WAS FINE ♪  568 00:25:27,259 --> 00:25:28,894  ♪ FINE ♪  569 00:25:28,927 --> 00:25:30,929  ♪ FINE ♪  570 00:25:30,962 --> 00:25:32,597  Marlene:   "SO, LISTEN.  571 00:25:32,631 --> 00:25:34,599  "I KNOW   YOU'RE SICK AND ALL,  572 00:25:34,633 --> 00:25:37,903    "BUT YOU GOTTA PULL YOUR HEAD      OUT OF YOUR ASS.  573 00:25:37,936 --> 00:25:41,606  "YOU HAVE A FAMILY   THAT LOVES YOU.  574 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,542  "THEY WANT TO   TAKE CARE OF YOU.  575 00:25:43,575 --> 00:25:45,577  SO LET THEM."  576 00:25:45,610 --> 00:25:49,281  - ♪ CAUGHT IN A RUT ♪  577 00:25:49,314 --> 00:25:53,752  ♪ ♪  578 00:25:53,785 --> 00:25:59,758     ♪ FOOT HARD TO FIND HOLD ♪  579 00:25:59,791 --> 00:26:02,460  Marlene:   "ADAM'S A GOOD KID.  580 00:26:02,494 --> 00:26:05,597  "BE NICE TO HIM.  581 00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:08,166  "TELL HIM I'M SORRY.  582 00:26:08,199 --> 00:26:10,569  "AND LOOK OUT   FOR THOMAS, OKAY?  583 00:26:10,602 --> 00:26:13,705  HE LIKES YOU."  584 00:26:17,509 --> 00:26:19,210  "IT WAS TIME   FOR ME TO GO.  585 00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:22,280  I'M LOONEY TUNES.   YOU'RE NOT."  586 00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:26,985      - ♪ THOUGHT I WAS FINE ♪  587 00:26:27,018 --> 00:26:29,387  ♪ FINE ♪  588 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:33,224  - "DON'T SCREW UP   WHAT YOU HAVE LEFT."  589 00:26:34,659 --> 00:26:36,161  "GO PLACES.  590 00:26:36,194 --> 00:26:38,897  "BUY CRAP YOU WANT.  591 00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:42,467  "DON'T BE AFRAID.  592 00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:44,603  "WHEN IT'S REALLY   YOUR TIME TO GO,  593 00:26:44,636 --> 00:26:47,172      "I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU.  594 00:26:47,205 --> 00:26:50,942  BUT UNTIL THEN, LIVE YOUR LIFE      AS HARD AS YOU CAN."  595 00:26:50,976 --> 00:26:52,811  - ♪ ARE YOU LOSING TOUCH ♪  596 00:26:52,844 --> 00:26:58,750  ♪ OR CAN'T I   JUST FIND MY FACE? ♪  597 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:05,290  Marlene:   "THAT'S IT.  598 00:27:05,323 --> 00:27:09,694  THAT'S ALL   I WANTED TO SAY."  599 00:27:09,728 --> 00:27:15,800  - ♪ I KNOW TIME   CAN'T BE ERASED ♪  600 00:27:15,834 --> 00:27:18,470  "LOVE, MARLENE."  601 00:27:18,503 --> 00:27:22,307  - ♪ BROKEN DOWN ♪  602 00:27:22,340 --> 00:27:26,378  ♪ THOUGHT I WAS FINE ♪  603 00:27:26,411 --> 00:27:28,613  ♪ FINE ♪  604 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:32,851  ♪ FINE ♪  605 00:27:34,452 --> 00:27:39,057  ♪ BROKEN DOWN ♪  606 00:27:42,794 --> 00:27:46,197  ♪ BROKEN DOWN ♪  607 00:27:46,231 --> 00:27:51,269  ♪ I FOLD ♪  608 00:27:51,302 --> 00:27:54,305      Captioning by  CaptionMax   www.captionmax.com  70991

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