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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,468 --> 00:00:02,502    - PREVIOUSLY ON  THE BIG C...      2 00:00:02,535 --> 00:00:03,737    - THE REASON THAT WE'RE DRAWN     3 00:00:03,770 --> 00:00:05,105      TO EACH OTHER AS A COUPLE  4 00:00:05,138 --> 00:00:06,673  IS BECAUSE WE'RE SUCH OPPOSITES.  5 00:00:06,706 --> 00:00:08,541      - BUT WE DON'T WORK WELL   TOGETHER.  6 00:00:08,575 --> 00:00:10,443  THAT'S WHY WE'RE LIVING APART.     7 00:00:10,477 --> 00:00:11,578  OH, MY GOD.  8 00:00:11,611 --> 00:00:12,846  IS THAT RUGBY SLUT?  9 00:00:12,879 --> 00:00:14,614  - I THINK SHE   PREFERS "TINA" NOW.  10 00:00:14,647 --> 00:00:16,082  - WHAT DO YOU SAY   YOU AND I  11 00:00:16,116 --> 00:00:17,817    MAKE A LITTLE FUN OF OUR OWN?     12 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,019  - SURE, WHY NOT?  13 00:00:19,052 --> 00:00:21,421     - YOU GOT A MIGHTY FINE ASS       ON YOU, PAINTER MAN.  14 00:00:21,454 --> 00:00:22,789     - YOU SHOULDN'T BE TALKING   TO A MAN  15 00:00:22,822 --> 00:00:24,090  THREE TIMES YOUR AGE LIKE THAT.    16 00:00:24,124 --> 00:00:27,127      LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU.  17 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:30,296  NICE SKIRT, BY THE WAY.   SUITS YOU.  18 00:00:33,066 --> 00:00:35,201  YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL.  19 00:00:45,979 --> 00:00:48,048  [Leftover Cuties'   Game Called Life]  20 00:00:48,081 --> 00:00:50,083  - ♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪  21 00:00:50,116 --> 00:00:55,288     ♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪  22 00:00:56,923 --> 00:00:58,825  ♪ STEP OUT ♪  23 00:00:58,858 --> 00:01:03,763      ♪ OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪  24 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:09,235  ♪ IS THIS   SOME KIND OF A JOKE? ♪  25 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:14,040  ♪ WILL SOMEONE   WAKE ME UP SOON? ♪  26 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:19,479     ♪ AND TELL ME THIS WAS JUST       A GAME WE PLAY ♪  27 00:01:19,512 --> 00:01:24,851  ♪ CALLED LIFE ♪  28 00:01:28,855 --> 00:01:30,657  - YOU WANT TO LEARN   ABOUT HISTORY?  29 00:01:30,690 --> 00:01:34,561  VHS TAPES.  30 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:37,063  I DIDN'T KNOW HOW MANY       OF THESE DINOSAURS I HAD  31 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:41,468      SITTING ON MY BOOKSHELF.  32 00:01:41,501 --> 00:01:43,636  FATAL ATTRACTION.  33 00:01:43,670 --> 00:01:46,272  IS MICHAEL DOUGLAS   AN INNOCENT VICTIM,  34 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:48,141  OR IS BOILING THE BUNNY   HIS JUST REWARD  35 00:01:48,174 --> 00:01:50,677  FOR A CHEAP, ILLICIT,   EXTRAMARITAL AFFAIR?  36 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:53,480  - YOU JUST RUINED IT.  37 00:01:56,015 --> 00:01:58,551  - I'M GONNA GO MAKE   SOME PHOTOCOPIES.  38 00:01:58,585 --> 00:02:00,253  - SURE ARE MAKING A LOT   OF PHOTOCOPIES LATELY.  39 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:01,754  - I'VE GOT THINGS TO DUPLICATE.    40 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:03,923     YOU'RE MISSING THE CREDITS.      41 00:02:15,101 --> 00:02:17,704  - WHAT'S THIS?  42 00:02:17,737 --> 00:02:19,806  - MY LOWER BACKSIDE.  43 00:02:19,839 --> 00:02:21,975  - AH.   NO, YOU HAVE A--  44 00:02:22,008 --> 00:02:26,713     YOU HAVE THIS LITTLE BUMP.  45 00:02:26,746 --> 00:02:27,847  - OH, UM, YOU KNOW,  46 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:31,217  I GET THESE LITTLE SKIN   CYSTS SOMETIMES.  47 00:02:31,251 --> 00:02:33,052  IT'S--YOU KNOW,   IT'S JUST NOTHING.  48 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:34,854  IT'S, LIKE,   HEREDITARY ACTUALLY,  49 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:38,324  SO I'LL MAKE SURE   I GET IT CHECKED OUT.  50 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:39,659  [sighs]  51 00:02:39,692 --> 00:02:41,694  I REALIZE THIS ALL   ISN'T VERY SEXY.  52 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:44,931  - I FIND EVERYTHING   ABOUT YOU SEXY.  53 00:02:44,964 --> 00:02:47,167     NOW LET'S GET BACK TO WORK.      54 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,569  - [giggling]  55 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,541  - MEETING IN MY OFFICE   IS A LITTLE UNINSPIRED,  56 00:02:54,574 --> 00:02:56,109  DON'T YOU THINK?  57 00:02:56,142 --> 00:02:58,178    GIVEN OUR LAST VISIT, I WOULD        HAVE EXPECTED TO SEE YOU NEXT     58 00:02:58,211 --> 00:03:01,114  IN A HOT-AIR BALLOON       OR MID-AIR ON A TRAPEZE.  59 00:03:01,147 --> 00:03:02,949  - I HAVE A LUMP.  60 00:03:02,982 --> 00:03:04,851  - WHERE?  61 00:03:04,884 --> 00:03:07,020  - ON MY ASS.  62 00:03:07,053 --> 00:03:08,188  YOU MIGHT HAVE   A CLINICAL WORD FOR IT,  63 00:03:08,221 --> 00:03:09,589  BUT I DIDN'T GO TO MED SCHOOL.     64 00:03:09,622 --> 00:03:11,391      - NO, WE CALLED IT "ASS"  65 00:03:11,424 --> 00:03:13,126  WHEN THERE WERE   NO PATIENTS AROUND.  66 00:03:13,159 --> 00:03:14,294  AT LEAST I DID.  67 00:03:14,327 --> 00:03:15,395  LET'S TAKE A LOOK.  68 00:03:15,428 --> 00:03:19,265      CAN I GET YOU TO LIE DOWN   ON YOUR STOMACH?  69 00:03:21,668 --> 00:03:22,869  - AWW.  70 00:03:22,902 --> 00:03:25,205  BATHTUB RACES.   [chuckles]  71 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:27,473      WE USED TO DO THE BATHTUB   RACES EVERY YEAR.  72 00:03:27,507 --> 00:03:29,509      PAUL AND ADAM WOULD WEAR   MATCHING SHIRTS.  73 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:32,412  PAUL WAS ALWAYS SO MUCH BIGGER          THAN ALL THE OTHER DADS.  74 00:03:32,445 --> 00:03:36,149  HE LOOKED LIKE A GIANT HUNCHED      OVER ADAM IN THAT TUB.  75 00:03:36,182 --> 00:03:38,184  PAUL'S FAST.  76 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:41,921  YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IT,   BUT HE CAN REALLY MOVE.  77 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:44,290  - OKAY, YOU CAN SIT UP.  78 00:03:48,194 --> 00:03:52,265  WELL, I'M GONNA NEED   TO BIOPSY IT,  79 00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:53,700      BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A MET,   CATHY.  80 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:55,201  - MEANING?  81 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,036  - UM, METASTASIS.  82 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:59,372  WHICH IN AND OF ITSELF       DOESN'T NECESSARILY MEAN  83 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:00,607  THAT THE CANCER'S   GETTING WORSE.  84 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,041  IT JUST MEANS       THAT NOW YOU CAN SEE IT.  85 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,710  WE'LL ORDER A SCAN JUST   TO MAKE SURE,  86 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:06,512  BUT, UM, I MEAN,      UNLESS IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE,  87 00:04:06,546 --> 00:04:07,780    IT DOESN'T NEED TO COME OFF.      88 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:09,148  - I DON'T WANT   TO FEEL THIS THING.  89 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:11,150  I WANT IT TO COME OFF.   - FAIR ENOUGH.  90 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:12,418  OUTPATIENT PROCEDURE.  91 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:13,720  EASY STUFF.  92 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:15,521      UM, YOU WILL BE SEDATED,   SO YOU'RE GONNA  93 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:18,358  HAVE TO ARRANGE TO HAVE SOMEONE     PICK YOU UP AFTER THE SURGERY.     94 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:20,293     WHEN DID YOU DISCOVER THIS?      95 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:21,794  - THIS MORNING.  96 00:04:21,828 --> 00:04:23,263  WASN'T ME ACTUALLY.  97 00:04:23,296 --> 00:04:24,397  - OH.  98 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:26,032  SO YOU TOLD BIG,   FAST PAUL, HUH?  99 00:04:26,065 --> 00:04:28,901  GOOD FOR YOU.  100 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:31,404  - WHAT IF I'M MAKING   THIS WORSE?  101 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:33,539  - NO, NOT POSSIBLE.  102 00:04:33,573 --> 00:04:35,041  - NO, I JUST--   I READ THIS THING  103 00:04:35,074 --> 00:04:39,812     ABOUT POSITIVE THINKING AND         DOING ACTS OF KINDNESS AND...     104 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:42,849      I'VE NOT BEEN A VERY GOOD   PERSON LATELY.  105 00:04:42,882 --> 00:04:44,684     - CANCER IS THE ONE ILLNESS       WHERE ALL THE PATIENTS  106 00:04:44,717 --> 00:04:45,885  SEEM TO THINK THAT   THEY'RE BEING PUNISHED.  107 00:04:45,918 --> 00:04:48,655  THE FACT OF THE MATTER   IS THAT THIS ILLNESS  108 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:50,757     BOILS DOWN TO TWO FACTORS.  109 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:52,458  GENES AND ENVIRONMENT.  110 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:55,595     - WHAT IF MY REALITY IS I'M          CREATING A BAD ENVIRONMENT  111 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:59,132  FOR MYSELF?  112 00:04:59,165 --> 00:05:00,366  - YES.  113 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,769  - BATHTUB RACES.  114 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:04,570  LET'S DO IT THIS YEAR.  115 00:05:04,604 --> 00:05:06,239  - MOM, YOU MADE US STOP   DOING IT  116 00:05:06,272 --> 00:05:08,041    BECAUSE YOU SAID THEY WEREN'T      WORTH ALL THE TROUBLE.  117 00:05:08,074 --> 00:05:10,476  YOU KNOW HOW YOU LIKE   TO CRAP ON FUN THINGS?  118 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:12,278  - NO, WELL,      I WAS A LITTLE OVERWHELMED.      119 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,080  YOU KNOW, I HAD TO MAKE      THE SNACKS AND THE T-SHIRTS      120 00:05:14,113 --> 00:05:15,915     FOR THE POTLUCK AFTERWARDS.      121 00:05:15,948 --> 00:05:18,084      THERE WERE ALL THE TOOLS   THAT WERE LEFT--ANYWAY.  122 00:05:18,117 --> 00:05:19,719  THAT DOESN'T MATTER.  123 00:05:19,752 --> 00:05:21,821  I WAS FOCUSING   ON THE WRONG THINGS.  124 00:05:21,854 --> 00:05:23,122  LET'S DO IT.  125 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,857     - WELL, IS DAD GONNA DO IT?      126 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:27,894  - UM...  127 00:05:27,927 --> 00:05:29,729  I BET HE WOULD.  128 00:05:29,762 --> 00:05:31,531  SURE.  129 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:34,600  - OKAY.  130 00:05:34,634 --> 00:05:38,671  IF DAD DOES,   I'LL DO IT.  131 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:41,574  - GOOD.  132 00:05:41,607 --> 00:05:43,476     WE CALL THEM PIZZA PILLOWS,      133 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:45,111  BUT THERE ISN'T REALLY   A PIZZA PART.  134 00:05:45,144 --> 00:05:46,612  THEY'RBASICALLY   JUST ENGLISH MUFFIN  135 00:05:46,646 --> 00:05:48,247    WITH MELTED CHEESE AND SALSA.     136 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:49,649  - WHAT AM I GONNA DO   WITH ALL THOSE?  137 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:52,051  I LIVE ALONE AND I GOT     A STOMACH THE SIZE OF A NUT.      138 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:54,487  - I'M JUST TRYING TO DO       SOMETHING NICE, MARLENE.  139 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:55,955     TOSS THEM OUT IF YOU DON'T   WANT THEM.  140 00:05:55,988 --> 00:05:59,525    - NOW YOU GOT ME ALL GUILTY.      141 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:01,527    - AND I HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK.      142 00:06:01,561 --> 00:06:02,795  - I KNEW IT.  143 00:06:02,829 --> 00:06:04,097      THE PILLOWS HAVE STRINGS.  144 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:05,865     - I HAVE A LUMP THAT NEEDS   TO BE REMOVED.  145 00:06:05,898 --> 00:06:08,034  - AH, JESUS.   MORE CANCER?  146 00:06:08,067 --> 00:06:09,402  - YES, MARLENE.   I'M RIDDLED WITH IT.  147 00:06:09,435 --> 00:06:11,270  BUT LET'S TRY AND   KEEP THIS LIGHT, HMM?  148 00:06:11,337 --> 00:06:14,273      I NEED SOMEONE TO PICK ME   UP AFTER SURGERY.  149 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:15,508  - YOU REALIZE   I'M ALMOST 80, RIGHT?  150 00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:17,477  I COULD DIE IN MY SLEEP AT .  151 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:18,511  - BEFORE MONDAY?  152 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:21,848    - LOOK, I'LL DO IT THIS ONCE,     153 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:23,049    BUT YOU GOT TO FIND YOURSELF       SOMEONE YOUNGER  154 00:06:23,082 --> 00:06:25,418  TO BE YOUR   "IN CASE OF EMERGENCY."  155 00:06:25,451 --> 00:06:27,553      YOU'RE LOUSY WITH FAMILY.   PICK ONE OF THEM.  156 00:06:27,587 --> 00:06:29,489  - I'M NOT READY   TO TELL THEM YET.  157 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:31,724  - TAKE YOUR TIME, YOU MIGHT GET     OUT OF IT COMPLETELY.  158 00:06:35,762 --> 00:06:37,230  - WOW.  159 00:06:37,263 --> 00:06:39,899  YOU GUYS ARE ALREADY   UP AND RUNNING.  160 00:06:39,932 --> 00:06:41,901  - RUB-A-DUB-DUB.   TWO MEN IN A TUB.  161 00:06:41,934 --> 00:06:44,170  DUDE, THIS IS OUR YEAR.   I CAN FEEL IT.  162 00:06:44,203 --> 00:06:45,204  - MMM.   - GO IN THERE.  163 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,472  GET ME THE WD-40.  164 00:06:46,506 --> 00:06:47,573  WE GOT WORK TO DO.  165 00:06:47,607 --> 00:06:51,844  - OKAY.  166 00:06:51,878 --> 00:06:53,713     - THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS.      167 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:56,482    - WELL, THANKS FOR HAVING ME       IN MY OWN HOUSE.  168 00:06:56,516 --> 00:06:58,418     - THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.      169 00:06:58,451 --> 00:07:01,354  I MEAN, LOOK HOW HAPPY   ADAM IS.  170 00:07:01,387 --> 00:07:04,524  AND...I'M HAPPY   TO SEE YOU TOO.  171 00:07:04,557 --> 00:07:08,294  - WELL, OKAY.  172 00:07:08,327 --> 00:07:11,197  I GOT TO WHIP THIS TUB   INTO SHAPE.  173 00:07:11,230 --> 00:07:13,733  - DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE TOO BUSY   FOR PIZZA PILLOWS?  174 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:17,703      - I WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR.  175 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:19,338  YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD   WEAR SKIRTS MORE OFTEN.  176 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:23,709  YOU REALLY SHOULD.  177 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:32,652  - SEAN.  178 00:07:32,685 --> 00:07:33,853  WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?  179 00:07:33,886 --> 00:07:36,489      - SOMEONE TRIED TO STEAL   MY SLEEPING BAG.  180 00:07:36,522 --> 00:07:38,658    - WELL, THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE       GIVEN IT TO THEM.  181 00:07:38,691 --> 00:07:41,828    - I WAS TRYING TO, BUT I HAD       TO FIGHT MY WAY OUT OF IT FIRST.  182 00:07:41,861 --> 00:07:44,630  - OKAY, SEE, I TRY NOT   TO WORRY ABOUT YOU,  183 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:46,566  THEN SOMETHING   LIKE THIS HAPPENS.  184 00:07:46,599 --> 00:07:49,469  - THE BAD NEWS IS IT'S VERY EASY     TO BREAK INTO YOUR BACK DOOR.     185 00:07:49,502 --> 00:07:52,638  THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU APPARENTLY     HAVE NO DUCT TAPE  186 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:54,540  FOR AN INTRUDER   TO TIE YOU UP WITH.  187 00:07:54,574 --> 00:07:56,375    - YOU SHOULD NOT BE SLEEPING       IN THE STREET.  188 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:58,678  - I WAS IN THE PARK.  189 00:07:58,711 --> 00:08:01,848  AND I THINK I JUST HAVE   A CRACKED RIB OR THREE.  190 00:08:01,881 --> 00:08:04,383  IF YOU COULD JUST WRAP   ME REAL TIGHT IN, UM--  191 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:05,685  - HERE.   CAREFUL.  192 00:08:05,718 --> 00:08:07,587  - OW.  193 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:08,721  AH!  194 00:08:08,754 --> 00:08:10,857  IN SOME PACKING TAPE   OR ELECTRICAL TAPE.  195 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:12,492      SOME KIND OF STURDY TAPE.  196 00:08:12,525 --> 00:08:14,460  I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU   LOVE TO WRAP THINGS.  197 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,028  YOU COULD EVEN   PUT A BOW ON ME  198 00:08:16,062 --> 00:08:17,263  IF IT'LL GIVE YOU   AN EXTRA THRILL.  199 00:08:17,296 --> 00:08:18,698  - LET ME TAKE YOU   TO THE HOSPITAL.  200 00:08:18,731 --> 00:08:21,167  - OH, NO.  201 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,102  THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING      ABOUT CRACKED RIBS ANYWAY.  202 00:08:23,135 --> 00:08:25,238  THEY JUST TAPE THEM UP.  203 00:08:25,271 --> 00:08:28,107  SO TAPE THEM UP.  204 00:08:28,140 --> 00:08:29,408  - OKAY.  205 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:32,044  I WILL HELP YOU,  206 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:34,280  BUT ONLY IF YOU PROMISE      TO STAY HERE FOR A FEW DAYS      207 00:08:34,313 --> 00:08:35,982    SO I CAN KEEP AN EYE ON YOU.      208 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:37,650  - I'M FINE.   - I'M NOT.  209 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:40,152     I WANT TO TAKE CARE OF YOU.       PLEASE LET ME DO THAT.  210 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,721  - [sighs]  211 00:08:41,754 --> 00:08:43,322  WELL, I WON'T SLEEP   IN THE HOUSE.  212 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,957      - THEN SLEEP IN THE YARD.  213 00:08:44,991 --> 00:08:47,393  - DEAL.   - DEAL.  214 00:08:47,426 --> 00:08:49,562  - OW!  215 00:08:55,501 --> 00:08:57,003      - DAD, THESE WHEELS SUCK.  216 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:58,771  - DON'T SAY "SUCK."  217 00:08:58,804 --> 00:09:02,441  SAY, "THESE WHEELS FALL   BELOW MY EXPECTATIONS."  218 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:03,976      - YOU SOUND LIKE MOM NOW.  219 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:05,111  - IT'S NOT A BAD THING.  220 00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:08,180  YOUR MOM HAS   A WONDERFUL VOCABULARY.  221 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,882  - SEAN'S BEEN   IN A LITTLE ACCIDENT,  222 00:09:09,916 --> 00:09:12,285  SO HE'S GONNA STAY   WITH US FOR A FEW DAYS.  223 00:09:12,318 --> 00:09:14,220    - JUST UNTIL MY DOUBLE VISION      GOES AWAY.  224 00:09:14,253 --> 00:09:17,523      ALTHOUGH FOR SOME REASON,       I'M SEEING FOUR OF PAUL.  225 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,858  - THAT'S SO WEIRD,       BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON,  226 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:20,693     I'M SMELLING THREE OF YOU.  227 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:22,028  - STOP IT.  228 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:23,296  BE NICE TO EACH OTHER, PLEASE.     229 00:09:23,329 --> 00:09:25,197  ADAM, GO HELP SEAN   UNLOAD THE CART.  230 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:26,465  IT'S IN THE BACK.  231 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:29,001      - TOO BAD THEY DON'T HAVE   SHOPPING CART RACES.  232 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:30,436  - I DON'T DO ORGANIZED SPORTS.     233 00:09:30,469 --> 00:09:31,938  THEY PROMOTE UNHEALTHY   COMPETITION, AND...  234 00:09:31,971 --> 00:09:35,541  - SO SEAN CAN STAY       IN MY HOUSE AND I CAN'T?  235 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,077     - IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION,      HE'S SLEEPING IN THE YARD.  236 00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:40,780  - IT'LL BE A SMALL CONSOLATION      IF IT RAINS A LOT.  237 00:09:40,813 --> 00:09:42,515  - HELP ME OUT HERE.  238 00:09:42,548 --> 00:09:44,183  I LOVE HIM AND   I'M WORRIED ABOUT HIM.  239 00:09:44,216 --> 00:09:45,885  - EXACTLY.      THAT'S WHAT I CAN'T STAND.  240 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:47,119  HE UPSETS YOU.  241 00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:49,055  I IMAGINE IF SOMEBODY   WAS MAKING ME FEEL  242 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:51,257     LIKE A NERVOUS WRECK EVERY   SECOND OF EVERY DAY--  243 00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:52,959  OH, WAIT.   THAT'S YOU.  244 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:56,095  - I'M SORRY, PAUL.  245 00:09:56,128 --> 00:09:59,966  I'M TRYING.  246 00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:01,334  I REALLY AM.  247 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:03,603  - WELL, THANK YOU...  248 00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:08,107  FOR TRYING.  249 00:10:08,140 --> 00:10:10,276  [bell rings]  250 00:10:10,309 --> 00:10:14,580  - COME ON, WE'RE LATE.  251 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,316  - I CAN STILL SMELL YOU ON ME.     252 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:20,186  WHAT'S WRONG?  253 00:10:20,219 --> 00:10:22,455  - LOOK, I DON'T KNOW   WHAT I WAS THINKING.  254 00:10:22,488 --> 00:10:25,057  I DON'T DO THIS.  255 00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:29,228     I DON'T HAVE SEX WITH GUYS   I BARELY KNOW...  256 00:10:29,261 --> 00:10:32,632  IN CLASSROOMS   OR BEHIND STAGES.  257 00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:35,201  I'M MARRIED.   - I KNOW.  258 00:10:35,234 --> 00:10:36,902  YOU'RE WEARING   A WEDDING RING.  259 00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:38,204  - AND THAT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU?     260 00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:40,306      - IT WOULD BOTHER ME MORE   IF I COULDN'T SEE YOU.  261 00:10:40,339 --> 00:10:43,342  - LOOK, I CAN'T--     I CAN'T CHEAT ON MY HUSBAND.      262 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:45,077  I MEAN, HE'S NOT A PERFECT GUY,     BUT HE'S A GOOD GUY.  263 00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:46,946  HE WOULD NEVER THINK   OF DOING THIS TO ME,  264 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:49,048  AND NOW I'VE DONE THAT   TO HIM AND I DON'T WANT  265 00:10:49,081 --> 00:10:50,583  TO BE THAT WOMAN.   AND NOW I'M THAT WOMAN.  266 00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:53,452  I WANT TO BE BETTER   THAN THAT WOMAN.  267 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:54,420  - HEY, IT'S ALL RIGHT.  268 00:10:54,453 --> 00:10:55,554  I DON'T WANT TO BE   THE BLOKE  269 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:57,223  TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE   THAT WOMAN.  270 00:10:57,256 --> 00:11:01,661  - THANK YOU.  271 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:05,264  YOU'RE SWEET.  272 00:11:05,297 --> 00:11:06,632  I HOPE I DIDN'T HURT   YOUR FEELINGS.  273 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:11,570    I HOPE IT'S NOT PRESUMPTUOUS       OF ME TO SAY THAT.  274 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:14,707  I REALLY ENJOYED       OUR TIME TOGETHER AND...  275 00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:16,575  I MEAN, I--  276 00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:20,780  I DON'T HAVE A LOT      TO COMPARE IT TO, BUT YOU--      277 00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:26,352  YOU HAVE A GREAT--   MMM--  278 00:11:26,385 --> 00:11:27,420  UNIT.  279 00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:29,321  - [laughs]  280 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:30,623     WELL, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW.  281 00:11:30,656 --> 00:11:32,525  HEY, LOOK.  282 00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:34,760     IF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING--       OKAY?  283 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:36,562  ANYTHING.  284 00:11:36,595 --> 00:11:38,130  CONVERSATION, COFFEE,  285 00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:40,199  OR A BLOKE WITH   A BIG UNIT,  286 00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:43,869  YOU CALL ME, OKAY?  287 00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:46,572  - [giggles]  288 00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:52,311  I WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY TO HAVE     MADE YOU A REAL LUNCH, YOU KNOW?  289 00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:54,547  YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT   THE WEEDS OUT MY YARD.  290 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:59,018  - HEY, THERE ARE MORE      SUPER NUTRIENTS IN MY LUNCH      291 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:01,020  THAN IN ANY OF YOUR   YUPPIE SALAD BARS  292 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:03,756      AND THEY'RE NOT MARINATED   IN THE SWEAT  293 00:12:03,789 --> 00:12:05,291     OF UNINSURED FARM WORKERS.  294 00:12:05,324 --> 00:12:06,759  - IT'S JUST NOT FAIR  295 00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:08,928  THAT YOU'RE INNOCENTLY SLEEPING         AND SOMEONE BEATS YOU UP.  296 00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:11,030  - SHIT HAPPENS.   LIFE'S NOT FAIR.  297 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:13,299    - BUT DON'T YOU AT LEAST WANT         TO BELIEVE THAT IT CAN BE?  298 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:16,102    I MEAN, OTHERWISE, WHAT KIND       OF RULES DO WE HAVE TO LIVE BY?    299 00:12:16,135 --> 00:12:17,803      DO YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA?  300 00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,705  - I BELIEVE WE ARE   ALL COSMICALLY LINKED.  301 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,308    IF YOU SCREW WITH THE EARTH,         THE EARTH WILL SCREW WITH YOU     302 00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:27,246  AND YOU HAVE AND IT IS.  303 00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:30,182     - I WANT TO TRY AND MAKE US       A REAL FAMILY AGAIN.  304 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:34,086      NOT LIKE THE OLD FAMILY,       BUT A NEW, BETTER FAMILY.  305 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,721  - IS THAT WHY YOU HAVE   SUCH A HARD-ON  306 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,223  FOR THIS BATHTUB EXTRAVAGANZA?     307 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:39,492  - JUST DON'T BE SUCH   AN ASSHOLE WITH PAUL.  308 00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:40,526    - MMM, THAT'S GONNA BE HARD.      309 00:12:40,559 --> 00:12:42,328    WE HAVE SO LITTLE IN COMMON.       - YEAH.  310 00:12:42,361 --> 00:12:43,462  HE EATS REGULAR FOOD.  311 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:46,699  - AND A LOT OF IT.  312 00:12:46,732 --> 00:12:47,833  HELLO, PROTEIN.  313 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,168  - OH.  314 00:12:49,201 --> 00:12:53,205  OH, GOD.  315 00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:54,640  OHH.  316 00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:57,476  - [whistling]  317 00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:03,716  - MY BROTHER'S DATING   A WHITE GIRL.  318 00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:05,951  - IS THAT RIGHT?  319 00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:07,052  - WHAT DO YOU THINK   ABOUT THAT?  320 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:09,321  - WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?    321 00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,357     - DO YOU PREFER WHITE WOMEN       OR BLACK WOMEN?  322 00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:13,025  - DON'T YOU EVER TALK   ABOUT ANYTHING  323 00:13:13,058 --> 00:13:15,661  LIKE THE WEATHER?   ALGEBRA?  324 00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:16,662     - 'CAUSE YOU CAN GET BOTH.  325 00:13:16,695 --> 00:13:18,397    IT'S JUST A MATTER OF WHETHER     326 00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:19,965  YOU WANT TO BETRAY   THE RACE OR NOT.  327 00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:23,302  - IT'S WARMER TODAY   THAN IT WAS YESTERDAY.  328 00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:24,703  - MM-HMM.  329 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:29,408  THINGS A HEATING UP.  330 00:13:29,441 --> 00:13:32,444    - WHAT KIND OF WINE GOES WELL         WITH A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN?  331 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,313  - BEER.  332 00:13:34,346 --> 00:13:36,215  - I KNOW IT SEEMS   A LITTLE OVER THE TOP,  333 00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:38,217  BUT I REALLY WANT      TO DO THIS PARTY UP RIGHT.  334 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,451  - OH, YOU ARE DOING IT UP RIGHT.  335 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:40,719  LET ME TELL YOU.  336 00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:41,987  HERE.  337 00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:43,422  FAMILY HIGH-FIVE.  338 00:13:43,455 --> 00:13:44,690  HEY, MAN.  339 00:13:44,723 --> 00:13:46,125  - [chuckles]  340 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,726  YOU GUYS ARE WEIRD.  341 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,562  [sighs]  342 00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:51,730  I'M GOING TO BRENT'S.  343 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,302  LATER.  344 00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:57,870  [door closes]  345 00:13:57,903 --> 00:14:00,139     - THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS   WITH ADAM.  346 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:01,273  - HEY, HE'S INTO IT.  347 00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:02,875  HE TOLD ME HE THOUGHT   IT WAS COOL.  348 00:14:02,908 --> 00:14:05,144  - OH, "COOL" IS HUGE.  349 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,680      - "COOL" IS THE PANTHEON   OF PARENTING.  350 00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:10,449  - YOU'RE A GOOD DAD.   YOU'RE COOL.  351 00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:12,718  - THANK YOU, CATHERINE.  352 00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:14,420  - OH.  353 00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:16,655  HERE.  354 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:17,590  - OOH, MMM.  355 00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:19,024  - OH.   - OH, BOY.  356 00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:21,026  - [laughs]   SORRY.  357 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,361  - OH, DEAR.   - HOLD ON.  358 00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:23,829  - OH, YEAH.  359 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,332  - YOU'VE GOT CHOCOLATE   ON YOUR MOUTH.  360 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,334  - I GOT IT.  361 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,603     HEY, I CAN DO THAT MYSELF.  362 00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:35,040  I'VE BEEN WORKING   ON MY GROWN-UP SKILLS.  363 00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:38,077  I GOT IT.  364 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:40,246  I GOT IT.  365 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,757  - HI, PAUL.  366 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:55,094  - HI, CATHY.  367 00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:56,528  FLIP OVER.  368 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,230  - NO.  369 00:14:58,264 --> 00:15:01,667  I LIKE IT LIKE THIS.  370 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,470  I WANT TO LOOK AT YOU.  371 00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:06,639  - OKAY.  372 00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:08,674      - THIS IS SO QUEER, MOM.  373 00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:10,109  - OH, SHIT! SUNSCREEN.  374 00:15:10,142 --> 00:15:13,045  - MOM SAID "SHIT"!   - NICE!  375 00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:15,881  - EXPLAIN TO ME   WHY I JUST PAID $10  376 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:19,451    TO WATCH PEOPLE SIT IN THEIR           CLOTHES IN THEIR BATHTUB?  377 00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:22,955    - OH, LIKE YOU HAD ANY OTHER       BIG, FUN PLANS TO FILL YOUR DAY.  378 00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:24,323  - GOOD POINT.  379 00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:26,792  - I'LL TAKE THAT BOTTLE       WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH IT.  380 00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:27,893  - DON'T BEND OVER.  381 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,028      YOUR RIBS WILL GROW BACK   ALL FUNNY.  382 00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:30,229     - RACERS, PLEASE GET READY   FOR THE RACE.  383 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,263      - DAD, THEY'RE LINING UP.  384 00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,465  LET'S GO.  385 00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:34,433  - LET'S DO THIS THING.  386 00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:36,969  - OUR RACERS ARE TAKING   THEIR PLACES.  387 00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:38,203  - OH, WAIT! WAIT!  388 00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:39,905     LET MARLENE TAKE ONE PHOTO.      389 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:43,509  - I WAS JUST GETTING   COMFORTABLE.  390 00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:44,710  - OKAY.  391 00:15:44,743 --> 00:15:46,378  - WHAT THE HELL   DO I DO WITH THIS?  392 00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:48,914      - YOU PRESS RIGHT THERE.  393 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,282  - OKAY.   - SEAN?  394 00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:51,383  - OKAY.  395 00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:52,985  QUICK ONE.   QUICK ONE.  396 00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:54,053  - DO YOU HAVE US ALL?  397 00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:55,187  - WE'VE GOT A MILLION PICTURES.    398 00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:57,256  - NO, I WANT A PICTURE.  399 00:15:57,289 --> 00:16:00,960  TRUST ME.      YOU'RE GONNA WANT ONE TOO.  400 00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:02,895      IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT.   - JESUS, MOM.  401 00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:04,630  - DON'T SAY "JESUS."   - THANK YOU, PAUL.  402 00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:06,031      - OKAY, PUSH THE BUTTON.  403 00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:07,499  - PUSH THE BUTTON NOW, MARLENE.    404 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:10,502  - BACK OFF.   [camera clicks]  405 00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:12,871  - FINALLY.  406 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:13,939  - HEY, HEY.  407 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,774  LOOK.  408 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,042  IT'S ALL MENTAL.  409 00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:18,544     IF YOU KNOW ONLY YOURSELF,  410 00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:20,012  YOU MAY OR MAY NOT WIN.  411 00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:23,148  IF YOU KNOW YOURSELF   AND YOUR ENEMY,  412 00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:27,953  YOU CAN WIN 100 BATTLES   WITHOUT A SINGLE LOSS.  413 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,155  - COOL.  414 00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:33,292  - GREAT.  415 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,060  - SEEMS LIKE YOU GOT   A DECENT FAMILY TO ME.  416 00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:38,564      I'M SURE THEY CAN HANDLE      ANYTHING YOU THROW AT THEM.      417 00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:40,432      - MY SURGERY IS TOMORROW.  418 00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:42,568    CAN'T I JUST HAVE FUN TODAY?      419 00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:43,936  CAN'T I JUST   ENJOY THE MOMENT?  420 00:16:43,969 --> 00:16:45,504  SEE THE PEOPLE I LOVE   SMILING BIG SMILES  421 00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,639    WITHOUT HAVING IT ALL RUINED?     422 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,175     I MEAN, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE          THAT MAKES ME A BAD PERSON.      423 00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:51,243  - I DIDN'T SAY THAT.  424 00:16:51,276 --> 00:16:55,014      - WELL, THEN STOP TELLING   ME TO TELL THEM.  425 00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:56,682      - WHERE ARE THE HIPPIES?  426 00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:58,417  THE HIP HIPPIES?  427 00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:02,454     PLEASE COME TO WHERE YOU'RE       SUPPOSED TO...BE.  428 00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:03,655     - YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT?      429 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,357  - [chuckles]  430 00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:09,028  OH, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.  431 00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:10,662  HEY.  432 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,031  WE'RE HAVING A PARTY   AT THE HOUSE LATER.  433 00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:14,066  I'D LOVE YOU TO COME.  434 00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:16,902  - FUCK OFF.   I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND.  435 00:17:16,935 --> 00:17:20,539    - RACERS, IS EVERYBODY READY?     436 00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:25,911  [cheers and applause]  437 00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:27,613  - GO, DRAIN GANG!  438 00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:30,716  [cheering continues]  439 00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:34,486     - ON YOUR MARKS, GET SET...      440 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:35,921  [gunshot]  441 00:17:35,954 --> 00:17:38,557     - YOU'RE GOING DOWN, ALEX.  442 00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:44,730  [cheers and applause]  443 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,533  - WHOO!   GO!  444 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:51,170  - YOU'RE SO GOING DOWN!  445 00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:52,504  YES!  446 00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:56,875  [cheers and applause]  447 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,343  WHOO!   WHOO!  448 00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:00,479  OW!   WHOO!  449 00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:02,648  [funk music]  450 00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:04,616    - ♪ THEY WONDER WHAT I KNOW ♪     451 00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,085    ♪ BUT I WON'T LET THEM SEE ♪      452 00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:10,656  - YEAH, BABY.   THAT'S RIGHT, BABY.  453 00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:13,459    ♪ THEY WONDER WHO I'M WITH ♪      454 00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:18,630  ♪ YOUR SECRET'S   SAFE WITH ME ♪  455 00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:20,599     ♪ I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW ♪      456 00:18:20,632 --> 00:18:22,267     ♪ I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW ♪      457 00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:24,069  - TESTING, TESTING.  458 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,271    ADAM JAMISON, CAN YOU GIVE US      A FEW WORDS  459 00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:28,407      ABOUT YOUR VICTORY TODAY?  460 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,776  - IN ORDER TO WIN,   YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE  461 00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:33,645  YOU HAVE ALREADY WON.  462 00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:35,180  - VERY PHILOSOPHICAL.  463 00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:39,051      PAUL JAMISON, DO YOU HAVE       ANYTHING TO ADD TO THAT?  464 00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:40,886  - I JUST WANT   TO DEDICATE THIS  465 00:18:40,919 --> 00:18:44,289    TO THE WOMAN BEHIND THE MAN.      466 00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:47,392  CATHY JAMISON,   WITHOUT YOU,  467 00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:48,794     WE WOULDN'T BE HERE TODAY.  468 00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:51,663  [applause]  469 00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:53,132  AS FOR THE REST   OF YOU,  470 00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:55,300      YOU'RE A BUNCH OF LOSERS!  471 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:13,452  - I HAD THIS GREAT   DOLLHOUSE FURNITURE  472 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,787  WHEN I WAS LITTLE,     ESPECIALLY THE BATHROOM SET.      473 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,890  I HAD THIS TOILET   WITH A LITTLE FLUSHER  474 00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:19,491  THAT ACTUALLY FLUSHED.  475 00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:21,026  OH, MY GOD,   I EVEN--  476 00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:23,428    I HAD A TINY LITTLE PLUNGER.      477 00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:26,732      OH, I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE   KEPT THEM,  478 00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:28,133  EVEN THOUGH WE NEVER   HAD A GIRL.  479 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,701     - IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO TRY   FOR A GIRL, CATHY.  480 00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:32,070  WE COULD TRY FOR ONE.   OR JUST BUY ONE.  481 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:35,207     - HOW GREAT WAS TODAY, HUH?      482 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,109  - HOW ABOUT LAST NIGHT?  483 00:19:37,142 --> 00:19:40,445  - I MEAN, THIS HOUSE,   EVERYTHING.  484 00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:41,613  IT'S OUR LIFE.  485 00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:43,215  - YEAH.  486 00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:44,583  - AND THE LAST FEW DAYS   HAVE JUST BEEN--  487 00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:46,652  BEEN REALLY NICE.  488 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:47,786  - I KNOW.   EXACTLY.  489 00:19:47,819 --> 00:19:49,021  - AND WE'VE ALWAYS   BEEN HONEST  490 00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:50,122  WITH EACH OTHER, RIGHT?  491 00:19:50,155 --> 00:19:51,523  - YEAH.  492 00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:53,325  RIGHT.   THAT'S, LIKE--  493 00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:55,494  THAT'S, LIKE,   ONE OF OUR THINGS.  494 00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,796  - SO I HAVE SOMETHING   I NEED TO TELL YOU  495 00:19:57,829 --> 00:20:00,165  AND I DON'T WANT YOU   TO WORRY,  496 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,466     'CAUSE IT'S GONNA BE FINE.  497 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,302  IT'S GONNA BE FINE,   'CAUSE IT HAS TO BE  498 00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:04,703  AND AT LEAST WE HAVE   EACH OTHER.  499 00:20:04,736 --> 00:20:07,873  - I GOT A HAND-JOB.  500 00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:09,308  - WHAT?   - HAND-JOB.  501 00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:10,409  I GOT ONE.  502 00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:12,110  OH, GOD.  503 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:14,112      FEELS SO MUCH BETTER JUST   GETTING IT OUT.  504 00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:15,414  - FROM WHO?  505 00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:16,548  - TINA.  506 00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:18,684  - RUGBY SLUT?  507 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:21,053  - YEAH.      - WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT?      508 00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:24,156    - WELL, BECAUSE LIKE YOU JUST      SAID, WE'RE US AGAIN.  509 00:20:24,189 --> 00:20:28,660  AND I JUST FELT SO DAMN GUILTY          ABOUT THE HAND INCIDENT.  510 00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:30,329    - SO YOU TOLD ME SO THAT YOU       COULD FEEL BETTER  511 00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:31,230  AND I COULD FEEL WORSE?  512 00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:32,631    - I TOLD YOU SO WE COULD GET       PAST IT.  513 00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:35,467    - I WAS PAST IT WHEN I DIDN'T      KNOW ABOUT IT, PAUL.  514 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:36,868  YOU'RE SUPPOSED   TO BE BETTER THAN THIS.  515 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,270  - IT WASN'T EVEN   AN OFFICIAL HAND-JOB.  516 00:20:38,303 --> 00:20:39,538  IT WAS OVER MY PANTS.  517 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,506  MAYBE WE CAN--   YOU CAN COME  518 00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:43,742  TO SEE ANGELA WITH ME     AND WE CAN HAVE SOME THERAPY      519 00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:44,743  AND WE CAN TALK ABOUT--  520 00:20:44,776 --> 00:20:48,914  - DON'T TOUCH ME.  521 00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:49,982     - WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN?      522 00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:51,583  - SORRY, HONEY.   CAKE, EVERYONE!  523 00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:53,018  - CATHY, COME ON.  524 00:20:53,051 --> 00:20:54,553  - DO NOT DO THIS   IN FRONT OF ADAM.  525 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:55,787  - DO WHAT?  526 00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:57,956     - YOUR MOTHER'S MAD AT ME.  527 00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,358  - WHAT DID YOU DO?  528 00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:01,426  - CATHY, I NEVER SAID   I WAS PERFECT.  529 00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:03,629  I'M JUST TRYING   TO BE HONEST HERE.  530 00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:06,031  - OKAY, YOU NEED TO PUT   A PIECE OF CAKE  531 00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:08,166  INTO YOUR PIE HOLE   AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.  532 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:11,937  - THANKS FOR A   REAL FUN DAY, MOM.  533 00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:14,640  I'M OUT OF HERE.  534 00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:21,146      - THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE      MY BIG WIN-THE-RACE PARTY,  535 00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:23,115     NOT A FUCKED-UP MOM PARTY.  536 00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:27,552  I MEAN, NOW MY DAD   WILL NEVER COME BACK.  537 00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:29,655    I MEAN, I JUST DON'T GET IT.      538 00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:32,190  MY MOM USED TO BE JUST   A REGULAR, CRAZY MOM.  539 00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:37,262     NOW SHE'S A TOTAL BAT-SHIT,       CLINICAL CRAZY MOM.  540 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,664  I MEAN, YOU HANG OUT WITH HER.     541 00:21:38,697 --> 00:21:41,867     WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT   THE FUCK'S UP WITH HER?  542 00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:49,975  - I DON'T KNOW, DUDE.  543 00:21:50,008 --> 00:21:54,513     PEOPLE ARE JUST FUCKED UP.  544 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,361  - [sighs]  545 00:22:09,394 --> 00:22:10,896  I DIDN'T DIE.  546 00:22:10,929 --> 00:22:12,230  - YOU DIDN'T DIE.  547 00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:13,632  YOU DID REALLY GREAT.  548 00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,667     - THAT'S SO NICE YOU CAME.  549 00:22:15,701 --> 00:22:17,202  - HOW YOU FEELING?  550 00:22:17,235 --> 00:22:18,704  - SILLY...  551 00:22:18,737 --> 00:22:21,740      FOR GOING UNDER THE KNIFE   WHEN I DIDN'T HAVE TO.  552 00:22:21,773 --> 00:22:23,542  - YOU KNOW, I WENT OUT   TO THE WAITING ROOM,  553 00:22:23,575 --> 00:22:24,943    BUT PAUL HADN'T ARRIVED YET.      554 00:22:24,976 --> 00:22:26,778  STILL LOOKING FORWARD   TO MEETING HIM.  555 00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:28,780  - YEAH.  556 00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:31,149  THERE WAS A HITCH.  557 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,518      A FRIEND OF MINE'S GONNA   COME PICK ME UP.  558 00:22:33,552 --> 00:22:35,420  - OH.  559 00:22:35,454 --> 00:22:37,756      - MARLENE, WHERE ARE YOU?  560 00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:40,992  YOU WERE SUPPOSED   TO PICK ME UP.  561 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,594  PLEASE JUST CALL ME   AND TELL ME  562 00:22:42,627 --> 00:22:43,995    YOU HAVEN'T DROPPED DEAD YET.     563 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:46,431  NO, OKAY, IF--  564 00:22:46,465 --> 00:22:48,934      IF YOU HAVE DROPPED DEAD,      I'M GONNA FEEL REALLY BAD.  565 00:22:48,967 --> 00:22:50,836     THAT WAS--THAT WAS A JOKE.  566 00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:55,240  BUT JUST, UH,      CALL ME WHEN YOU GET THIS.  567 00:22:55,273 --> 00:22:56,341  JUST CALL ME ANYTIME.  568 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,777  JUST CALL ME.  569 00:22:58,810 --> 00:23:00,779  IT'S CATHY.  570 00:23:00,812 --> 00:23:04,549  THANKS.  571 00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:07,452  [bluesy R&B music]  572 00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:12,624  ♪ ♪  573 00:23:12,657 --> 00:23:14,760  [keypad tones]  574 00:23:19,030 --> 00:23:20,799  HEY.  575 00:23:20,832 --> 00:23:23,101  ARE YOU BUSY?  576 00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:30,175  - [sighs]  577 00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:31,743  OKAY?   - MM-HMM.  578 00:23:31,777 --> 00:23:33,779     - YEAH, YOU WANT THAT BACK   A LITTLE BIT?  579 00:23:33,812 --> 00:23:35,781  - YEAH.  580 00:23:35,814 --> 00:23:37,983  - LET'S, UH--  581 00:23:38,016 --> 00:23:42,087     - ♪ THERE'S NO MORE SIRENS   ON A SATURDAY NIGHT ♪  582 00:23:45,724 --> 00:23:49,227  ♪ SHOTGUN BLASTS   ON BACKLIT STREETS ♪  583 00:23:53,465 --> 00:23:55,033  ♪ BEING CAUGHT ♪  584 00:23:55,066 --> 00:23:57,102     ♪ IN THE PATTERN OF LIFE ♪  585 00:23:57,135 --> 00:23:59,671  - OKAY, MY LOVE...  586 00:23:59,704 --> 00:24:03,842     WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO?      587 00:24:05,911 --> 00:24:08,580  - ANYWHERE YOU WOULD   LIKE TO TAKE ME.  588 00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:11,950  - ♪ WHEN YOU'RE ON THE OUTSIDE ♪  589 00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:14,219  ♪ LOOKING IN ♪  590 00:24:14,252 --> 00:24:15,987    ♪ IT'S HARD TO BE DISCREET ♪      591 00:24:16,021 --> 00:24:17,756  [engine turns]  592 00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:21,126      Captioning by  CaptionMax   www.captionmax.com  593 00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:25,530  ♪ FOOLS GO RUSHING BY ♪  594 00:24:25,564 --> 00:24:30,402  ♪ AND LEAVING ME   FROSTBITTEN FEET ♪  595 00:24:30,435 --> 00:24:33,171  ♪ EPIDERMAL CHATTER ♪  596 00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:36,741  ♪ WITH THE PEOPLE   ONHE STREET ♪  597 00:24:40,278 --> 00:24:45,217     ♪ BETWEEN EBONY AND IVORY ♪      598 00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:49,154  ♪ THERE ARE NO RULES ♪  599 00:24:49,187 --> 00:24:52,190  ♪ NOBODY KNOWS ♪  600 00:24:56,094 --> 00:24:59,197    ♪ MELODIES BETWEEN THE KEYS ♪     68601

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