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How's your mom
holding up?
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She's doing okay, but we just
lost another nurse.
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How many is that now?
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Two, and I know what
you're thinking--
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she's eating them.
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She's just so impossible,
they keep quitting.
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So, who's
watching her now?
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A bowl full of M&M's with
a few Ambien tossed in.
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What up, guys?
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Hello. - Hey. -Hello.
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Okay.
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Well, now that
everyone's here,
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Penny and I have
some big news.
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We're engaged!
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And I thought me having sex with
Emily was gonna be the big news.
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Hey! Hey!
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What the hell!
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You guys propose all the time.
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This never happens.
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You're right!
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 7x24 ♪
The Status Quo Combustion
Original Air Date on May 15, 20
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Boy, I'm so
hungry today.
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I wonder why?
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Because you had sex
the other night?
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You know what?
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That may be it.
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By the way,
it isn't like riding a bike.
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Like, I fell off a few times.
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Hey, buddy.
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Hello.
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You okay?
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I just got called
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into President Siebert's office.
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The university
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won't let me switch my field of
study to inflationary cosmology.
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They're forcing me
to continue with string theory.
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Why?
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He said it's why they hired me,
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it's-it's what my grant
was designated for,
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and that everybody has to do
things they don't want to do.
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He then gave an example
of something he had to do,
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even though he didn't want to,
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which was look
at my stupid face.
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That's a rude thing to say.
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Out loud.
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It's an outrage.
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Honestly, I'm tempted
to leave the university.
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You know, if you're really
serious about that,
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I hear there are
some exciting opportunities
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in home care
for the old and fat.
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Whatever you do, just don't
make any rash decisions.
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I don't know.
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I am really aggravated.
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When I'm feeling low,
I have sex with a girl.
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But that's just me.
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Oh, come on, give her a chance.
No.
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Life, it is too short.
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I know you've only been
here a day and a half,
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but you're like
part of the family!
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I don't think the service is
gonna send any more people.
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Yeah, maybe it's time we just
release Ma back into the sea.
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That's not helpful.
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Well, then, we may need
to get used to the idea
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that we're gonna be living
here the next few months.
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But we have jobs.
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We can't baby-sit her
24 hours a day.
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Well, what if we use
our vacation time?
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I wanted to go to Hawaii,
not Hell.
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I don't know
what else we can do.
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Howie, I love you,
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and as your wife, your
mother is every bit
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as much my problem as
she is yours, so...
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I want a divorce.
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Hello, Leonard.
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Hi, Mom.
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I have some exciting news.
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I'm listening.
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Before I tell you,
will you promise to try
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and be happy for me and keep any
concerns you have to yourself?
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No.
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Let me save you
all of your hemming and hawing.
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Sheldon already told me
that you and Penny are engaged.
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I-I hate that you talk to him
more than you talk to me.
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Would you like for you and me
to talk more?
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You know what?
It's probably fine.
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In any event, while I've had
my misgivings about...
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Penny...
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...Sheldon spoke
very fondly of her,
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and if she is good enough
for him,
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then she's good enough for me.
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I'm your son.
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What about the fact
that she's good enough for me?
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Sure.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Leonard,
would it make you feel better
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to hear that your mother
approved of your life choices?
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Yes, it would.
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Yeah. Well,
you should work on that.
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No, Mom, it's the same guy
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I've been going out with
for the past two years.
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Yeah, the scientist.
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Well, it's complicated.
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I mean, he works with lasers
and atomic magnets.
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No, I did not see it coming.
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No, we did not set a date.
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Yeah, this is a first
for our family.
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All right, tell Dad I love him.
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I gotta go.
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All right, bye.
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Atomic magnets?
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Shut up.
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Sorry I'm late.
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The leaf blower broke, so I had
to hand-dry my mother-in-law.
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You want some wine?
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Thanks.
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Little warning
before you jump into
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this marriage business:
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You're not just marrying him,
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you're marrying his family.
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I think Leonard's mom's okay
with me.
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It doesn't matter
if she's okay with you.
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The question is: Can she go
to the bathroom by herself?
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Hit me again.
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So, what are the living
arrangements gonna be?
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Well, haven't really talked
about it yet, but I figure,
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at some point, I'll move in with
him, or he'll move in with me.
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Well, with you not working,
that makes financial sense.
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You're not working!
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How would you like a job
in home health care?
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Not a chance.
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Please. I'm desperate.
No.
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I'll pay you anything you want.
Okay, then, yeah.
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No! Keep your money!
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I could've ridden a bull
longer than that.
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What you working on?
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I'm writing an appeal
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to the Faculty Senate,
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so that I can move on
from string theory.
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Oh. How's it going?
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You tell me.
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"Dear Esteemed Colleagues,
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"As you may know,
I have requested
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"to change my field of study.
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"My decision
to do so
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"is, I believe,
in the best interest of science.
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"At your convenience, I'd be
happy to explain it to you
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in words you'll understand."
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It's nice
that you called them "esteemed."
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You're right.
I'll take that out.
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So, listen, there was something
I was hoping to float past you.
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Mm.
Now that Penny and I are engaged,
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I thought we might want to talk
about our living arrangements.
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Of course.
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She's spent many nights here,
and you're worried
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about preserving the myth of her
virginity before the wedding.
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I'm not.
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Good, because not only has
that ship sailed,
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if it hit an iceberg,
countless men would perish.
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Actually, this is about where
she and I are going to live.
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What do you mean?
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Well... well, we might want
to live together.
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Oh, yeah, well, I've already
given this some thought,
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and...
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I'm willing
to let Penny live with us
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one day a week
for a trial period.
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Now, obviously,
not when she's made cranky
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by the shedding
of her uterine lining.
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That's very sweet.
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But we were thinking more of us
maybe living together with...
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not you.
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I don't understand.
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How could we all live together
if I'm not there?
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Look, I-I know
this is... this is change,
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and that sounds scary, but...
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Where are you going to go?
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I don't know.
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We just started
to think about this.
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Maybe I'll move
in with Penny,
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or maybe she and
I'll take this place,
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and you can move
across the hall.
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Move across the hall?!
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Did you take a marijuana?!
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No, I did not.
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Did you get hit
on the head with a coconut?
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No.
Well, then,
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I'm all out of guesses.
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What? Me move across the hall--
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Why would you even suggest
such a thing?
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Because I love Penny,
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and want to give her
the life she deserves.
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I see.
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You're putting your future
bride's happiness above mine.
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Well, yeah.
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Wow.
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How dare the university force me
to go back to string theory!
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They just don't appreciate you.
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Yeah, and on top of that,
Leonard has the audacity
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to suggest that now
that he and Penny are engaged,
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he may not want
to live with me anymore.
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Here, I made you some
Strawberry Quik.
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I have real problems here, Amy.
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I can't be mollified with a
beverage designed for children.
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Mmm! Yummy.
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You know, this might
work out for the best.
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I mean, you're
always complaining
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about what a terrible
roommate Leonard is.
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Like how he turns up
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the thermostat when
you're not there.
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Ugh! It's like walking
into the Amazon.
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And not the good Amazon
with one-day shipping.
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The awful one
with birds and snakes.
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You hate the sound of all
those keys on his key chain.
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Four keys!
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Who does he think
he is, a warden?
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See? Maybe you'll
love living alone.
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I don't know. Perhaps.
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And if it turns
out you don't...
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you and I could
live together.
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You and... Oh, sure.
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And while we're at it,
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why don't we get engaged, too?
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Why don't we get a little house,
start a family?
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Enjoy our sunset years together?
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Do you hear yourself, woman?!
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Sheldon, it was just a thought.
No.
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Here's a thought.
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You're not moving in,
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Leonard's not moving out,
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everything stays
exactly the way it is.
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and you're supposed
to use the powder!
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It tastes the same.
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No. The syrup tastes better
and I don't like it.
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This is so sweet!
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You never cook for me.
Well...
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you cook for me
all the time and...
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Ugh.
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If you don't like my cooking,
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why haven't you ever
said anything?
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It's hard to talk with
so much heavy chewing to do.
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Sorry. I'll get better.
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I know you'll try.
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So, should we talk
about setting a date?
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Well, I'd like
to pick one that works
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with my brother's schedule.
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Okay.
And when would that be?
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Uh, 12 to 18 months from now,
depending on good behavior.
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Hi, is Sheldon here?
257
00:11:51,767 --> 00:11:53,133
No, I thought he was with you.
258
00:11:53,135 --> 00:11:55,035
He was, but he stormed off
259
00:11:55,037 --> 00:11:57,471
and now he isn't answering his phone.
What happened?
260
00:11:57,473 --> 00:11:59,673
He was really angry
that you suggested he move out.
261
00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:01,074
Oh.
262
00:12:01,076 --> 00:12:02,643
I also mentioned that he and I
could live together
263
00:12:02,645 --> 00:12:04,177
but he was too mad at you
to realize
264
00:12:04,179 --> 00:12:06,079
what a great idea that is.
265
00:12:07,682 --> 00:12:10,484
Well, he's been having
a couple of tough days.
266
00:12:10,486 --> 00:12:11,685
I'm sure he's fine.
He probably just
267
00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:13,487
needs a little alone
time to decompress.
268
00:12:13,489 --> 00:12:15,489
You're probably right.
269
00:12:16,557 --> 00:12:18,091
So, what are you guys doing?
270
00:12:20,161 --> 00:12:22,896
Well, Leonard cooked for me
and now we're just having
271
00:12:22,898 --> 00:12:27,034
a nice dinner, you know,
as a newly engaged couple.
272
00:12:27,036 --> 00:12:29,436
That's nice.
273
00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:35,976
Anyway, as I was saying,
274
00:12:35,978 --> 00:12:39,279
Sheldon probably just needs
a little alone time.
275
00:12:40,314 --> 00:12:41,274
'Cause that's important.
276
00:12:45,486 --> 00:12:48,455
Not just for him, but for...
277
00:12:48,457 --> 00:12:50,724
most anybody, really.
278
00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:52,559
Don't I know it.
279
00:12:52,561 --> 00:12:53,694
What is that, polenta?
280
00:12:53,696 --> 00:12:55,328
Amy, get out.
Right.
281
00:13:01,436 --> 00:13:02,836
No.
282
00:13:05,807 --> 00:13:07,808
Hey, Sheldon.
283
00:13:07,810 --> 00:13:09,476
What happened?
284
00:13:09,478 --> 00:13:11,344
I was cooking
in the back room last night
285
00:13:11,346 --> 00:13:12,979
and the hot plate
caught on fire.
286
00:13:12,981 --> 00:13:15,682
And you couldn't put it out?
287
00:13:15,684 --> 00:13:16,917
I was across the street
288
00:13:16,919 --> 00:13:19,619
at the do-it-yourself car wash,
taking a shower.
289
00:13:22,990 --> 00:13:24,725
So when will you reopen?
290
00:13:24,727 --> 00:13:26,059
Um, I don't know.
291
00:13:26,061 --> 00:13:29,496
I'm waiting to hear back
from the insurance company.
292
00:13:29,498 --> 00:13:32,065
So, tomorrow?
293
00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:35,202
I don't mean to be rude,
Sheldon, but, uh,
294
00:13:35,204 --> 00:13:37,104
my life is kind of
falling apart right now.
295
00:13:37,106 --> 00:13:39,005
Your life?
296
00:13:39,007 --> 00:13:41,541
The university is making
me do string theory
297
00:13:41,543 --> 00:13:45,245
and my girlfriend loves me so
much she wants to live with me.
298
00:13:45,247 --> 00:13:46,947
And now,
299
00:13:46,949 --> 00:13:51,084
the place I need to go when I'm
sad is damp and smells funny.
300
00:13:52,754 --> 00:13:54,788
Well, sorry I let you down.
301
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:56,089
No.
302
00:13:56,091 --> 00:13:57,524
I do not accept this.
303
00:13:57,526 --> 00:13:59,793
Everything is changing
and I hate it.
304
00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:01,027
It stops now.
305
00:14:01,029 --> 00:14:02,929
I'm helping you
get back on your feet.
306
00:14:04,966 --> 00:14:08,702
I would like to purchase
this comic book, please.
307
00:14:09,704 --> 00:14:11,071
That'll be $2.99.
308
00:14:11,073 --> 00:14:13,774
Really? It's soaking wet.
309
00:14:13,776 --> 00:14:15,976
Fine, a dollar.
310
00:14:19,180 --> 00:14:20,313
Can you break a 20?
311
00:14:20,315 --> 00:14:22,382
No, I only have hundreds.
312
00:14:23,851 --> 00:14:25,652
You know what?
313
00:14:25,654 --> 00:14:28,188
I don't always recognize
sarcasm, but I do right now,
314
00:14:28,190 --> 00:14:30,357
and I don't appreciate it.
315
00:14:30,359 --> 00:14:31,792
I'm sorry for your loss.
316
00:14:31,794 --> 00:14:34,561
But you're not the only one
whose day has been a disaster.
317
00:14:41,969 --> 00:14:44,871
That could have killed me.
318
00:14:44,873 --> 00:14:48,108
I can't catch a break.
319
00:14:50,378 --> 00:14:51,945
I haven't heard
from Sheldon in a while.
320
00:14:51,947 --> 00:14:53,146
You think he's okay?
321
00:14:53,148 --> 00:14:54,481
Oh, I'm sure he's fine.
322
00:14:54,483 --> 00:14:56,416
I'm gonna see where he is.
323
00:14:56,418 --> 00:14:58,518
How?
324
00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,921
Oh, I know his password,
so I can track his phone.
325
00:15:00,923 --> 00:15:02,522
You do that?
326
00:15:02,524 --> 00:15:05,492
Not always, but ever since he
wandered off at the swap meet
327
00:15:05,494 --> 00:15:08,829
chasing a balloon,
I get worried.
328
00:15:08,831 --> 00:15:10,330
He can take care of himself.
329
00:15:10,332 --> 00:15:11,798
Look, we went over
stranger danger
330
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:14,334
and gave him that whistle.
331
00:15:14,336 --> 00:15:16,469
That's weird.
332
00:15:16,471 --> 00:15:19,039
What?
He's at the train station.
333
00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:20,607
So? He loves trains.
334
00:15:20,609 --> 00:15:22,609
It's dark out and he's
alone, I don't like it.
335
00:15:22,611 --> 00:15:23,844
Let's go get him.
336
00:15:23,846 --> 00:15:26,012
Oh, it's sweet how you
look out for him.
337
00:15:26,014 --> 00:15:27,180
You're a good guy.
338
00:15:27,182 --> 00:15:28,448
It's not just that.
339
00:15:28,450 --> 00:15:31,151
My mother would kill me if I let
something happen to him.
340
00:15:35,389 --> 00:15:38,458
Dude, I'm so sorry.
341
00:15:38,460 --> 00:15:39,759
Don't take this
the wrong way,
342
00:15:39,761 --> 00:15:42,529
but did you do this
for the insurance money?
343
00:15:42,531 --> 00:15:45,866
No. God, you sound like
the police, the firemen,
344
00:15:45,868 --> 00:15:48,969
my parents, my therapist
and the insurance company.
345
00:15:50,371 --> 00:15:52,606
We're here for you, man.
Whatever you need, okay?
346
00:15:52,608 --> 00:15:53,907
Uh, actually, I was
wondering if I could
347
00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:55,609
crash at your place
for a few nights.
348
00:15:55,611 --> 00:15:57,043
Sure, of course.
349
00:15:57,045 --> 00:15:58,778
Oh, actually, Emily was
gonna spend the night.
350
00:15:58,780 --> 00:16:01,715
You slept with her? Nice.
351
00:16:01,717 --> 00:16:03,483
Well, I can't take
all the credit.
352
00:16:03,485 --> 00:16:05,652
She let me do it
to her, but...
353
00:16:06,921 --> 00:16:10,190
Uh, but I can always
call her and cancel.
354
00:16:10,192 --> 00:16:12,626
Hang on. I know
a place you can stay
355
00:16:12,628 --> 00:16:14,794
and earn some money
at the same time.
356
00:16:14,796 --> 00:16:16,897
Great.
I just have to warn you,
357
00:16:16,899 --> 00:16:21,067
it'll involve humiliation,
degradation and verbal abuse.
358
00:16:22,036 --> 00:16:24,437
So what's the catch?
359
00:16:30,011 --> 00:16:32,178
Sheldon.
360
00:16:32,180 --> 00:16:34,014
You tracked my phone?
361
00:16:34,016 --> 00:16:35,348
Yeah.
362
00:16:35,350 --> 00:16:39,352
Boy, you chase one balloon
for three miles.
363
00:16:41,355 --> 00:16:43,423
We were worried
about you.
364
00:16:43,425 --> 00:16:45,458
Don't be melodramatic.
365
00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:48,762
I'm just getting on a train
and leaving forever.
366
00:16:48,764 --> 00:16:50,764
Seriously?
367
00:16:50,766 --> 00:16:52,165
You don't even have
a change of clothes
368
00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:53,533
or a toothbrush.
369
00:16:53,535 --> 00:16:56,503
My plan is to stop at malls
and buy what I need.
370
00:16:56,505 --> 00:16:58,672
It's called
living off the land.
371
00:16:58,674 --> 00:17:01,041
Okay, I know you're upset
372
00:17:01,043 --> 00:17:03,009
and there's a lot
of stuff going on,
373
00:17:03,011 --> 00:17:04,644
but it's nothing
we can't work out.
374
00:17:04,646 --> 00:17:06,112
Come on, let's get you home.
375
00:17:06,114 --> 00:17:08,148
No. I've reached
my breaking point.
376
00:17:08,150 --> 00:17:10,116
I need to leave. Now.
377
00:17:10,118 --> 00:17:11,518
And go where?
378
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:12,886
It doesn't matter.
379
00:17:12,888 --> 00:17:16,122
So a few things
don't go your way
380
00:17:16,124 --> 00:17:20,260
and your best decision is to
ride the rails like a hobo?
381
00:17:21,862 --> 00:17:23,797
I suppose it is.
382
00:17:23,799 --> 00:17:25,865
Except I have a credit card.
383
00:17:25,867 --> 00:17:29,336
And I refuse to carry
my laptop at the end of a stick.
384
00:17:31,238 --> 00:17:35,141
And I'd sooner die
than eat beans out of a can.
385
00:17:35,143 --> 00:17:37,610
Come on, come home with us
386
00:17:37,612 --> 00:17:39,346
and tomorrow I'll-I'll
take you to Legoland.
387
00:17:39,348 --> 00:17:42,349
Legoland is not
the solution to everything.
388
00:17:43,150 --> 00:17:44,551
And it's too much of a scene
389
00:17:44,553 --> 00:17:46,753
since that movie came out.
390
00:17:47,755 --> 00:17:49,789
Then what can I do?
391
00:17:49,791 --> 00:17:52,125
Leonard, I am overwhelmed.
392
00:17:52,127 --> 00:17:55,895
Everything is changing
and it's simply too much.
393
00:17:55,897 --> 00:17:57,497
I need to get away and think.
394
00:17:57,499 --> 00:17:59,432
Oh, c-come on, you know
you're overreacting.
395
00:17:59,434 --> 00:18:00,934
Leonard, hang on.
396
00:18:00,936 --> 00:18:04,104
Just... come here
for a second.
397
00:18:05,806 --> 00:18:07,340
Maybe we need to let him go.
398
00:18:07,342 --> 00:18:09,142
What?! Why?
399
00:18:09,144 --> 00:18:10,410
It might be good for him.
400
00:18:10,412 --> 00:18:11,344
Y-You know he can't
401
00:18:11,346 --> 00:18:13,346
take a trip like this
by himself.
402
00:18:13,348 --> 00:18:14,647
He's a grown man.
403
00:18:14,649 --> 00:18:17,217
No, he looks like a grown man.
404
00:18:18,886 --> 00:18:20,553
You've seen
Freaky Friday, sometimes
405
00:18:20,555 --> 00:18:23,656
little kids end up
in big person bodies.
406
00:18:24,725 --> 00:18:26,760
Leonard, we can't
protect him forever.
407
00:18:26,762 --> 00:18:28,261
I know, but...
408
00:18:28,263 --> 00:18:29,829
He'll be okay.
409
00:18:29,831 --> 00:18:31,197
You taught him
well, Padawan.
410
00:18:31,199 --> 00:18:32,899
Good Lord!
411
00:18:32,901 --> 00:18:36,636
Padawan's the student,
not the teacher.
412
00:18:38,205 --> 00:18:40,206
Seriously, let him go.
413
00:18:45,346 --> 00:18:47,647
Sheldon, if you really
need to do this,
414
00:18:47,649 --> 00:18:49,182
I'm not gonna
stand in your way.
415
00:18:49,184 --> 00:18:51,551
I do.
416
00:18:51,553 --> 00:18:54,254
Okay.
417
00:18:54,256 --> 00:18:55,855
Good luck.
418
00:18:59,894 --> 00:19:02,896
Be safe and call us.
419
00:19:05,066 --> 00:19:06,533
I will.
420
00:19:07,835 --> 00:19:10,003
Bye, buddy.
421
00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:15,442
Sheldon...
422
00:19:15,444 --> 00:19:17,510
Yes?
423
00:19:17,512 --> 00:19:20,180
I'm gonna miss you.
424
00:19:21,415 --> 00:19:23,716
Of course you are.
425
00:19:25,753 --> 00:19:28,688
He just made that easier.
Mm.
426
00:19:39,286 --> 00:19:41,452
Hey!
427
00:19:43,055 --> 00:19:45,323
What are you guys
still doing here?
428
00:19:45,325 --> 00:19:46,991
I got this, go. Go home.
429
00:19:48,561 --> 00:19:50,728
You sure?
430
00:19:51,764 --> 00:19:53,231
Yeah, she's fed,
she took her pills,
431
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:54,633
she's all tucked in
and watching TV.
432
00:19:54,634 --> 00:19:56,868
So, she's not
too much for you?
433
00:19:56,870 --> 00:19:59,804
Are you kidding?
I love her, she's great.
434
00:19:59,806 --> 00:20:02,373
Stewie, you gonna watch
435
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:04,042
Wheel of Fortune with me?
436
00:20:04,044 --> 00:20:06,311
Coming, Debbie.
437
00:20:07,780 --> 00:20:09,414
You call her Debbie?
438
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:10,848
She insisted.
439
00:20:10,850 --> 00:20:13,484
So, hey, guys,
thank you so much.
440
00:20:13,486 --> 00:20:15,687
This job is a dream come true.
441
00:20:22,127 --> 00:20:24,195
Was that a little weird?
442
00:20:24,197 --> 00:20:26,064
Yeah. I don't know why,
443
00:20:26,066 --> 00:20:28,900
but something
about it feels...
444
00:20:28,902 --> 00:20:32,837
unnatural.
445
00:20:32,839 --> 00:20:35,974
Okay, let's go.
Yep.
446
00:20:37,109 --> 00:20:39,644
Okay, Sheldon,
thanks for checking in.
447
00:20:39,646 --> 00:20:41,579
Talk to you tomorrow?
448
00:20:41,581 --> 00:20:44,282
O-Okay, bye.
449
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:45,817
He's okay?
450
00:20:45,819 --> 00:20:47,819
Actually sounds like
he's doing pretty well.
451
00:20:47,821 --> 00:20:50,321
I really think
this is gonna be for the best.
452
00:20:50,323 --> 00:20:51,756
Me, too.
453
00:20:51,758 --> 00:20:53,791
And he was able
to take a sabbatical from...
454
00:20:53,793 --> 00:20:55,697
How could you let him go?!
455
00:20:55,698 --> 00:21:01,698
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