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So, we're about to shoot
this scene in the movie
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where the killer ape DNA
is slowly taking over my body.
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Okay.
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But I realize
they're gluing fur everywhere,
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except my cleavage.
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So, I asked
the director why
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and he says, it's important
to the story that my boobs
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be the last things to turn ape.
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It's sweet that he thinks
there's a story.
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Oh, and there's not even
a bathroom on set.
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I have to go to the gas station
across the street.
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I mean, I was dressed like
half an ape
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and still not even close to the
most disgusting person in there.
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Leonard, I could use
your assistance.
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Sure. What's up?
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Well, now that I've given up
string theory,
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I'm struggling to find
my next area of focus.
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So, in your
professional opinion,
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which of these areas
do you think
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is the most promising?
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Huh, well, I-I think
there's some
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really innovative stuff
going on in dark matter.
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That's helpful.
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Okay. Of these four areas...
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Sheldon!
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What did we say about
being a nicer friend?
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Thank you.
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Leonard, what did we say about
being a gullible weenie?
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- It is just so frustrating.
- 'Cause you're
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trying too hard.
You need to do something else.
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Get your mind off it.
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Hey. How about we bring back
Anything Can Happen Thursdays?
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Hey, that's good.
Why'd you guys stop doing that?
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You made fun of us.
Said it was stupid.
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Yeah. Sounds like me.
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Come on, Sheldon.
What do you say?
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All right.
I officially reinstate
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Anything Can Happen Thursday.
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Great! What do,
what do you want to do?
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I don't know.
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What do you want to do?
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I don't know.
What do you want to do?
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I'm starting to remember
the problem with
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Anything Can Happen Thursdays.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 7x21 ♪
The Anything Can Happen Recurrence
Original Air Date on April 24, 2014
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Hmm...
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what could we do that's fun?
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What could we do
that's different?
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What could we do that's free?
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Got it!
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We order a pizza.
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Are you kidding?
That's what you always do.
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Think harder.
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You're right.
You're right.
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Got it!
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We order calzones,
cut them open,
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eat them like pizza.
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All right! All right!
I'll shake the brain bush
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one more time,
see what falls out.
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Got it!
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There's a live-action
role-playing group
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that meets every Thursday night
in Griffith Park
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and reenacts battles from
Lord of the Rings.
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Uh, tell me more
about this calzone idea.
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You know what?
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Why don't we just
ease into this.
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Let-Let's go for a walk
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and-and-and see if
we find a new restaurant.
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Any chance that restaurant
is near Griffith Park?
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No.
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All right.
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Raj and Howard
are at Howard's mom's,
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but should we call the girls
and see if they want to come?
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No. Bernadette's
working late.
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Amy's sick.
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Aw. What's wrong with her?
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Well, she talks a lot.
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She always wants to hold hands.
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That's not what I meant.
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Well, if you were
referring to her illness
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your question should have been,
"What ails her?"
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"What ails her?"
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Oh. Who knows?
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Come on,
anything can happen.
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We can push him
down the stairs!
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Hey. Thanks for
coming to hang out.
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No problem.
How's your mom feeling?
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Okay, but she'd feel better
if she took her medicine.
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You know, when Cinnamon
won't take her medicine,
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I hide it in a piece of cheese.
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Good idea.
We can wrap the pill in cheese,
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feed it to Cinnamon,
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and then my mom
can eat Cinnamon.
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What do you feel like doing?
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I was thinking
we could watch a DVD.
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Well,
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my mom doesn't have
a lot to choose from.
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Unless you want to watch
the video of her colonoscopy.
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Spoiler alert:
20 minutes in,
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they find a prune pit.
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Actually, how do you feel about
watching House of 1000 Corpses?
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A straight-up gore-fest?
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You hate this stuff.
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I do, but for some reason,
Emily loves it
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and wants to watch it
with me tomorrow, so...
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I thought if
I start with you first,
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then I could act cool
about it with her.
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That's actually
not a bad plan.
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I can sit through
the colonoscopy now,
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but that first time
I was like,
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"Oh, My God, a prune pit!"
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Uh, so... you'd watch it?
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Sure.
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You're a good friend.
I owe you one.
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Howard!
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Help me get out of the tub!
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Not that one.
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So, we're just randomly
choosing a restaurant
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without researching it online?
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Yep.
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Great.
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You know, this is how Anything
Can Happen Thursday turns into
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It Won't Stop Coming Up Friday.
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Hey, how about
that Asian fusion place?
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Fusion and Asians?
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I'm trying not to
think about science.
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What the hell?
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What...?
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She's not working late!
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And Amy doesn't
look sick.
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Why would they
lie to us?
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That's a good question.
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Amy and Bernadette.
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Amy and Bernadette.
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Amy and Bernadette.
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Why did you lie to us?!
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Hey. Listen to this:
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"Murder... cannibalism
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"and satanic rituals
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"are just a few
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of the thousand plus
horrors that await."
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I just helped my mom
out of the tub,
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so, I'm one slippery horror
ahead of you.
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You're a good son.
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I don't know how you do it.
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Beach blankets,
my friend.
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It's all about
beach blankets.
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All right,
let's get this over with.
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Ew, it's got
someone's hair on it!
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Oh, yeah, you're gonna
do great with this movie.
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You're not working late.
Why did you lie to me?
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And Amy, you told me
you were sick,
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but you look just as pale
and tired as always.
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I'm sorry.
I just needed a break
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from hearing you obsess about
what to do after string theory.
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And we kind of just
wanted one night
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where we didn't have to hear
about how miserable you are
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making this movie.
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But none of that means
we don't love you.
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I haven't been complaining
that much about the movie.
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Have I?
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I also love you.
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You know what?
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Maybe I need a break from
all of you.
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Come on, Sheldon.
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Where are we going?
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We're gonna have Anything Can
Happen Thursday, you're gonna
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tell me all about your science
stuff and I'm gonna complain
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about my movie, and we're gonna
support each other because
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that's what friends do.
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Okay.
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'Cause if I
had to pick now,
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I'd probably go with
dark matter because...
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Shut up.
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What's wrong?
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I don't understand my food.
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Chinese noodles with
Korean barbecue...
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in a taco.
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It's fusion.
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Well, my mother would
lock her car doors
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if she had to drive through
this hodgepodge of ethnicity.
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Think I've been complaining
too much about the movie?
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Not at all.
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Thank you.
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But to be fair, when you talk,
most of what you say
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sounds like, "Wah,
wah, wah, clothes".
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Hey, I don't understand
why you're not upset with Amy.
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I am. So much so that
I'm gonna bring her here
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for dinner on our
next date night.
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Okay.
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So, in the last 20 minutes,
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we've seen a crazy woman
kissing a fetus in a jar.
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We've seen a guy
cut in half and sewn to a fish.
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And the brutal dismemberment
of a rotisserie chicken
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by my mother.
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On the bright side, she didn't
even notice the pill.
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Why does Emily like this stuff?
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Do you think there's something
psychologically wrong with her?
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What difference does it make?
What do you mean?
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Oh, come on-- she could
have a freezer full of
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ex-boyfriend's body parts and
you'd still go out with her.
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I do like that
the ex-boyfriend's
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out of the picture.
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I feel so bad about
lying to Sheldon.
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How am I gonna
make it up to him?
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I'd tell you
what I do with Howard,
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but I don't think dressing up
like a Catholic schoolgirl
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is gonna work with Sheldon.
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He'd probably give you homework.
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Did you lie to Howard
about tonight?
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Of course.
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And you don't feel
guilty about it?
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Between Penny's gorilla movie
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and Howard's gorilla mother,
I had no choice.
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Thankfully Penny and I have
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a relationship based on honesty.
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What?
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I don't lie to her.
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Oh, we know
you don't lie to her.
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Thank you.
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Hey, maybe the answer
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to your career question is
in one of these.
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Penny,
there's only one cookie
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with something in the middle
that solves life's problems,
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and that's an Oreo.
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Or a Nutter Butter,
if you're in a pinch.
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Come on, open it.
I bet it says something great.
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This is Asian fusion.
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For all you know, there's
a tiny Chihuahua in here.
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Fine, I'll go.
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Hmm.
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"People turn to you
for guidance and wisdom."
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Yeah, that's a good one.
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No, it's not.
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How is that not good?
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"Turn to you for wisdom"?
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Clearly,
that cookie is mocking you.
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You'd never hear
that kind of sass
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from a Nutter Butter.
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Uh, since you're paying for
dinner, I'll let that slide.
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Open yours.
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Have you ever paid for a meal?
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Not with money. Read.
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"Your warm and fun-loving nature
delights those around you."
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Oh, try again.
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Let me get this straight.
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So, he kills this girl's father,
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00:11:22,234 --> 00:11:24,434
cuts off the guy's face,
258
00:11:24,436 --> 00:11:26,536
and is wearing it as a mask
259
00:11:26,538 --> 00:11:29,406
while he makes out with her.
260
00:11:29,408 --> 00:11:31,308
I'm just gonna say it.
261
00:11:31,310 --> 00:11:34,044
That's not okay.
262
00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:37,781
Why can't I be in a relationship
263
00:11:37,783 --> 00:11:40,684
with a girl
who likes The Sound of Music?
264
00:11:40,686 --> 00:11:44,121
Raj, you are the girl
in the relationship
265
00:11:44,123 --> 00:11:46,323
who likes The Sound of Music.
266
00:11:50,561 --> 00:11:52,996
Hey, Penny. What's up?
267
00:11:54,065 --> 00:11:56,233
No, Bernie's working late.
268
00:11:58,069 --> 00:12:00,470
Really?
269
00:12:00,472 --> 00:12:02,205
Thanks for telling me.
270
00:12:02,207 --> 00:12:04,975
What?
271
00:12:04,977 --> 00:12:08,111
I'm having sex with a Catholic
schoolgirl tonight.
272
00:12:14,019 --> 00:12:16,453
Oh, I think I see
our next stop.
273
00:12:18,123 --> 00:12:20,724
You can't be serious.
274
00:12:20,726 --> 00:12:22,492
If I wanted to waste my time
on nonsense,
275
00:12:22,494 --> 00:12:24,961
I'd follow Leonard
on Instagram.
276
00:12:25,997 --> 00:12:29,199
No, come on-- tonight,
we are trying new things.
277
00:12:30,969 --> 00:12:33,437
Oh! That's a lot of incense.
278
00:12:33,439 --> 00:12:36,139
Or someone set a hippie on fire.
279
00:12:39,811 --> 00:12:41,978
Yeah, honey,
I'm still stuck at work.
280
00:12:43,247 --> 00:12:44,614
Really?
281
00:12:44,616 --> 00:12:45,849
Penny said that?
282
00:12:47,952 --> 00:12:50,854
Okay, it's true. I'm sorry.
283
00:12:50,856 --> 00:12:53,123
I'll see you at home.
284
00:12:53,125 --> 00:12:55,492
Yeah, yeah, I'll put it on.
285
00:12:56,828 --> 00:12:59,229
You and I never just
hang out like this.
286
00:12:59,231 --> 00:13:00,397
Why is that?
287
00:13:00,399 --> 00:13:02,199
I know, it's weird, right?
Yeah.
288
00:13:02,201 --> 00:13:03,367
We should do it more often.
289
00:13:03,369 --> 00:13:05,969
Oh, no. I mean, this
is weird right now.
290
00:13:07,339 --> 00:13:09,005
Oh.
291
00:13:09,007 --> 00:13:10,507
Ah, it's Penny.
292
00:13:10,509 --> 00:13:11,842
Is she still mad?
293
00:13:11,844 --> 00:13:12,976
Oh, doesn't seem like it.
294
00:13:12,978 --> 00:13:15,679
She got Sheldon to go
to a psychic with her.
295
00:13:15,681 --> 00:13:16,980
A psychic?
296
00:13:16,982 --> 00:13:19,383
He considers them
not just mumbo jumbo,
297
00:13:19,385 --> 00:13:22,452
but extra-jumbo
mumbo jumbo.
298
00:13:22,454 --> 00:13:24,888
Well, Penny can be
pretty persuasive.
299
00:13:24,890 --> 00:13:27,924
She's gotten me to do a lot of
things I wouldn't normally do.
300
00:13:27,926 --> 00:13:29,860
Because she has
sex with you.
301
00:13:29,862 --> 00:13:32,896
Yeah, she does.
302
00:13:32,898 --> 00:13:35,265
Can I confess something?
303
00:13:35,267 --> 00:13:37,167
Once in a while,
I get a little jealous
304
00:13:37,169 --> 00:13:38,602
of how close Penny
and Sheldon are.
305
00:13:38,604 --> 00:13:39,668
Really?
306
00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:41,272
I mean, not in
a romantic way.
307
00:13:41,273 --> 00:13:44,741
It's just, she really has some
sort of connection with him.
308
00:13:44,743 --> 00:13:47,477
Well... Well, they've known
each other a long time,
309
00:13:47,479 --> 00:13:49,846
and Penny grew up around horses,
310
00:13:49,848 --> 00:13:53,650
so she knows how to approach him
without making him skittish.
311
00:13:53,652 --> 00:13:55,886
Don't get me wrong.
I'm glad they're friends.
312
00:13:55,888 --> 00:13:58,355
I just wish he'd be that
comfortable around me already.
313
00:13:58,357 --> 00:14:02,726
Well, it took him a long time to
get comfortable around me, too.
314
00:14:02,728 --> 00:14:05,028
Really? What did you do?
315
00:14:05,030 --> 00:14:08,498
Something terrible in a former life?
I don't know.
316
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:11,034
I gotta go.
317
00:14:11,036 --> 00:14:12,636
Penny ratted me out.
318
00:14:12,638 --> 00:14:14,404
FYI, she's getting you
a watch for your birthday
319
00:14:14,406 --> 00:14:16,206
with money she took
out of your wallet.
320
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:25,949
I don't mean to be
rude or discourteous,
321
00:14:25,951 --> 00:14:27,784
but before we begin,
I'd just like to say
322
00:14:27,786 --> 00:14:30,353
there is absolutely
no scientific evidence
323
00:14:30,355 --> 00:14:32,689
to support clairvoyance
of any kind.
324
00:14:32,691 --> 00:14:34,591
Which means--
325
00:14:34,593 --> 00:14:38,862
and again, no insult intended--
but you're a fraud...
326
00:14:39,697 --> 00:14:41,832
...your profession
is a swindle,
327
00:14:41,834 --> 00:14:43,366
and, uh, your livelihood
is dependent
328
00:14:43,368 --> 00:14:46,236
on the gullibility
of stupid people.
329
00:14:47,572 --> 00:14:50,640
Again, no offense.
330
00:14:50,642 --> 00:14:52,409
All right, Sheldon,
just ask your question.
331
00:14:55,614 --> 00:14:58,248
Okay, I just did.
What was it?
332
00:14:59,183 --> 00:15:00,517
Oh, for God's sake.
333
00:15:00,519 --> 00:15:01,818
Look, he's a physicist
who's trying to figure out
334
00:15:01,820 --> 00:15:03,119
what his next field
of study should be.
335
00:15:03,121 --> 00:15:04,321
For your information,
336
00:15:04,323 --> 00:15:07,290
I was asking her
about the next Star Trek movie.
337
00:15:07,292 --> 00:15:11,094
Okay, I can answer that one:
I'll be bored.
338
00:15:11,096 --> 00:15:13,363
All right, why don't we begin?
339
00:15:21,138 --> 00:15:23,073
Your spirit guides
are telling me
340
00:15:23,075 --> 00:15:25,175
that there's a woman
in your life
341
00:15:25,177 --> 00:15:27,177
you're having problems with.
342
00:15:27,179 --> 00:15:29,346
That's an easy guess.
343
00:15:29,348 --> 00:15:31,047
I'm clearly an annoying person
344
00:15:31,049 --> 00:15:33,550
and have problems
with both genders.
345
00:15:33,552 --> 00:15:36,753
Yes, you clearly are.
346
00:15:38,055 --> 00:15:39,356
But I'm seeing
347
00:15:39,358 --> 00:15:40,957
a specific woman
348
00:15:40,959 --> 00:15:43,593
that you're in a romantic
relationship with.
349
00:15:43,595 --> 00:15:45,929
Oh, oh, here we go.
350
00:15:46,998 --> 00:15:48,064
Does she have dark hair?
351
00:15:48,066 --> 00:15:52,068
Yes! Yes! Your spirit guides
are on fire!
352
00:15:52,070 --> 00:15:54,271
The majority
of people have dark hair.
353
00:15:54,273 --> 00:15:56,773
Even you, at one time.
354
00:15:57,942 --> 00:15:59,809
Does she work
in a similar field to you?
355
00:15:59,811 --> 00:16:01,411
Ha! The opposite.
356
00:16:01,413 --> 00:16:04,581
She's a neurobiologist, and
I'm a theoretical physicist.
357
00:16:04,583 --> 00:16:06,816
My spirit guides
can go suck an egg.
358
00:16:08,052 --> 00:16:09,352
They're telling me
359
00:16:09,354 --> 00:16:11,788
that you have difficulty
being close with her.
360
00:16:11,790 --> 00:16:14,324
Oh, he does. He so does.
What should he do?
361
00:16:18,362 --> 00:16:20,864
He should give himself
to this relationship.
362
00:16:20,866 --> 00:16:22,933
Once he does, all his
363
00:16:22,935 --> 00:16:25,168
other pursuits will come
into focus.
364
00:16:25,170 --> 00:16:26,469
Sheldon, do you hear that?
365
00:16:26,471 --> 00:16:28,805
I mean, Amy is the key
to your happiness.
366
00:16:28,807 --> 00:16:30,006
Exactly.
367
00:16:30,008 --> 00:16:31,841
Personally and professionally.
368
00:16:31,843 --> 00:16:36,046
Everything will fall into place
once you commit to her.
369
00:16:41,185 --> 00:16:43,286
You know what this is?
370
00:16:43,288 --> 00:16:46,289
Yeah, and I reserve this word
for those rare instances
371
00:16:46,291 --> 00:16:47,991
when it's truly deserved.
372
00:16:47,993 --> 00:16:50,293
This is malarkey!
373
00:16:54,865 --> 00:16:56,533
Wow, you really struck a nerve.
374
00:16:56,535 --> 00:16:59,469
I've never heard him use
the "M" word before.
375
00:17:08,253 --> 00:17:09,754
Here we go:
376
00:17:09,756 --> 00:17:11,756
House of a 1,000 Corpses.
377
00:17:11,758 --> 00:17:13,558
Now, just so you know,
378
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:16,294
I was a nanny for three years,
so if you get scared,
379
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,529
I can totally change
your diaper.
380
00:17:18,531 --> 00:17:22,099
Actually, I have to
tell you something.
381
00:17:22,101 --> 00:17:25,369
These kind of movies
really aren't my thing,
382
00:17:25,371 --> 00:17:27,305
so, last night,
I watched it
383
00:17:27,327 --> 00:17:28,766
just to see what I was
getting myself into.
384
00:17:28,791 --> 00:17:30,375
Okay.
385
00:17:30,376 --> 00:17:32,476
And I have to be honest--
I thought it was
386
00:17:32,478 --> 00:17:35,379
disturbing and weird,
and it made me wonder
387
00:17:35,381 --> 00:17:37,582
what it says about
someone who enjoys it.
388
00:17:37,584 --> 00:17:39,750
I wonder that, too.
389
00:17:39,752 --> 00:17:41,752
Then, why do you
watch these things?
390
00:17:41,754 --> 00:17:44,488
Can I tell you something
without you judging me?
391
00:17:44,490 --> 00:17:46,457
Sure.
392
00:17:46,459 --> 00:17:48,459
They kind of turn me on.
393
00:17:48,461 --> 00:17:51,095
And play.
394
00:17:56,435 --> 00:17:58,102
Attention...
395
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,176
Hello.
396
00:18:05,178 --> 00:18:06,844
I didn't expect you
this evening.
397
00:18:06,846 --> 00:18:08,813
Well, I was just feeling so bad
398
00:18:08,815 --> 00:18:10,514
about lying to you
the other night,
399
00:18:10,516 --> 00:18:13,217
I wanted to make it up to you.
400
00:18:13,219 --> 00:18:15,553
And how do you propose
to do that?
401
00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:29,318
Unless you have Gravity
on Blu-ray under that skirt,
402
00:18:29,319 --> 00:18:30,851
I don't know
where you're going with this.
403
00:18:30,853 --> 00:18:35,853
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