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What are you
working on?
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Can't talk.
In the zone.
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Do you know
what he's doing?
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Could be anything.
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Last time he was like this,
he figured out
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electron transport in graphene.
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The time before that,
he was making a list
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of who's allowed in his
tree fort if fe ever gets one.
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Still can't believe
I didn't make the cut.
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Uh, Sheldon,
you want to take a break?
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Your food's ready.
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No, no,
what are you doing?
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He's both happy and quiet.
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It's like seeing a unicorn
and Bigfoot at the same time.
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Sorry we're so late.
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Bernadette got
stuck at work.
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Great news!
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A raccoon virus just
crossed the species barrier
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and now can infect humans!
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Why is that great news?
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In the pharmaceutical business,
we have a saying:
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"Mo' infections, mo' money."
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Wait!
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Maybe you want to wash
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your little raccoon
hands first.
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Oh, calm down.
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If I had it,
I'd be dead already.
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Guys, listen up.
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Can't listen, zone.
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Also don't care.
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Next week is the anniversary
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of my first date
with Bernadette.
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Really don't care.
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I want to do something special,
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and I was hoping
you guys could be a part of it.
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Aw, what horrible thing
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are you trying
to make up for?
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Just putting something
in the bank
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for what horrible thing
I do next.
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Ah.
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Look, she's gonna be back
any second, so here's the deal:
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I'm writing a song,
and I was hoping
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we could all play it
for her together.
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Aw...
Oh, I love that.
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That is so beautiful.
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Sheldon?
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When did we get to
The Cheesecake Factory?
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 7x06 ♪
The Romance Resonance
Original Air Date on October 24, 2013
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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It's really sweet what Howard
wants to do for Bernadette.
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Yeah.
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Hey, how come you've never
done anything romantic
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to celebrate
our first date?
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Well, for starters, you've
broken up with me so many times,
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which first date
are we talking about?
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Ooh, somebody call
the burn ward.
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And back to the zone.
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And besides, I do romantic
things for you all the time.
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Can you even name
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one romantic thing
you've done for me?
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I can name tons.
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Sex doesn't count.
Oh.
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I know, what about
that bed-and-breakfast?
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Well, I took you there.
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All you did was...
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I know what I did.
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I bet they had to throw
out that rocking chair.
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You know, I can be
romantic if I want to.
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It's fine.
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And also not true.
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Okay, just you
wait and see.
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I'm gonna romance
your freakin' ass off.
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That's beautiful.
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Is that Shakespeare?
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Sheldon?
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Zone.
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He'll figure it out when
he falls off the roof.
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Sheldon, I know
you're in the zone,
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but do you
want some tea?
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All right, I can't believe
I'm gonna say this,
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but you haven't
spoken in hours
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and I'm starting
to get worried.
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Please say something.
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Leonard, prepare
to be humbled
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and weep at the glory
of my genius.
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Nope, it was better before.
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Look at it.
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I feel like my mind
just made a baby.
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And it's beautiful.
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It's not like human babies,
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which are loud
and covered in goop.
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Holy crap, Sheldon,
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did you just
figure out a method
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for synthesizing a new stable
super-heavy element?
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Did I?
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Well, that can't
be right.
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No one's ever done that before.
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Except me,
because I just did it!
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♪ Sheldon and
his brain-- yeah! ♪
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♪ Sheldon and his brain--
yeah! ♪
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♪ Sheldon and
his brain-- yeah! ♪
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♪ Sheldon and
his brain-- yeah! ♪
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♪ Sheldon
and his brain... ♪
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Yeah, definitely better before.
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So I'm almost done writing
the song for Bernadette.
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Are you cool
playing the cello?
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If by "cool" you mean
"willing to," yes.
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If by "cool"
you mean "cool,"
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clearly you've never
seen me play the cello.
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Great.
Will you play the ukulele?
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Of course. I'd be happy
to shred it on my ax.
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Or you could just play
your tiny, ridiculous guitar.
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Fine. I will
melt her heart.
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And her face!
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Gentlemen.
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Uh, no doubt you heard about
my little breakthrough.
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Now, if your plan
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is to hoist me
on your shoulders
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and carry me around the
cafeteria, please refrain.
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I don't care
for heights,
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motion sickness
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or the thought of your necks
touching my buttocks.
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Seriously,
congratulations, Sheldon.
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Yeah, I read
your paper online.
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That technique for creating
a new heavy element is inspired.
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Oh, well, thank you.
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Believe it or not,
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I just learned
a Chinese research team
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at the Hubei Institute
for Nuclear Physics
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ran a test on a cyclotron,
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and the results were
extremely promising.
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Sheldon,
that's incredible.
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Yeah, I know! They called it
the greatest thing
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since the Communist party.
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Although I'm pretty sure that
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the Communist party
made them say that.
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I like China.
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See, they know how to keep
people in line.
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So, what happens next?
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Oh, more testing,
more success, more fame.
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But don't worry,
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I will remain the same
down-to-earth humble Joe
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I've always been.
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- Good to know.
- Yeah.
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Now give me
that cookie;
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I discovered an element.
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Thank you so much
for coming.
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You called the right person.
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I believe I have
the perfect romantic evening
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for you to give Leonard.
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Okay, good,
'cause I've been
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really struggling
with this.
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As I'm sure you're aware,
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the quickest way to a man's
heart is through his...
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Pants, but Leonard says
sex doesn't count.
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Oh. You poor thing.
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You have one arrow
in your quiver,
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and you just can't use it.
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Fortunately, another
pathway to a man's heart
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is through his stomach.
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I don't know if
I want to cook for him;
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he's kind of a picky eater.
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I mean,
"It's too salty.
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"It's too dry.
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It's too burnt and frozen
at the same time."
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Wait, come on,
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what else would
sweep you off your feet?
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Well, I've always had
this fantasy
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that involves dancing.
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The sexual chemistry
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between my partner and me
is electric.
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But boy, oh, boy,
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does my father not approve
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until he sees us
in the big dance competition.
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Okay, that's just
the plot for Dirty Dancing.
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What else would you love?
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Other than being lifted over
Patrick Swayze's head.
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Oh! Oh, uh, you could, uh,
stand outside his window
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with a boom box in the air.
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That's from Say Anything.
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Look, I'm a lonely guy;
I watch a lot of movies.
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Look, Penny, if you truly
want to be romantic,
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it needs to come
from you.
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I get that,
but why is this so hard?
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Well, you've probably
never had to do this stuff
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'cause you're
young and beautiful
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and men have always thrown
themselves at you.
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Hmm.
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Yeah, I'm trying
to be sad about that.
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I can't.
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Let's see,
what's next?
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Okay! Here.
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This is
the Magic Marker
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I was using when
I made the discovery.
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I don't think the Smithsonian's
gonna want your marker.
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And that's why you're not
on a list for my tree fort.
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Ooh, guess who's
getting an article
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written about him
in Physics Today?
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I'll give you a hint.
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You measured the diameter of
his suspicious mole yesterday.
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Sheldon, I'm so proud of you.
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Well, you should be.
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My discovery is
spreading like wildfire.
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Unlike my mole,
which is holding steady
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at the size of
a navy bean.
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What's next?
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This is
the very copy
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of The Handbook ofChemistry and Physics
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in which I looked up
the reaction rates
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of mendelevium and...
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And what?
No.
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No, no, no, no.
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What's wrong?
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I've made a horrible mistake.
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What are you talking about?
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This table--
it's in square centimeters.
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I read it as square meters.
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You know what that means?
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That Americans can't handle
the metric system?
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Amy, I was off by
a factor of 10,000.
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But the Chinese team
found the element.
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Yeah, well, they shouldn't have.
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My calculations were wrong.
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There must be some resonance
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between the elements
I didn't know about.
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So you just got lucky?
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Sheldon Cooper
does not get lucky!
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You and me both, brother.
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It doesn't matter.
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The element was found
because of you,
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and that's groundbreaking.
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What matters is
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the greatest
scientific achievement
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of my life is
based on a blunder.
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I'm not a genius,
I'm a fraud.
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You know, Sheldon,
in neuroscience,
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we're forever finding something
in one part of the brain
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that we thought was
someplace else.
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Oh, great.
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Now I'm worse
than a fraud.
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I'm practically
a biologist.
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You got to stop beating
yourself up over this.
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I mean, you made a mistake,
but it was a happy mistake.
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There's nothing happy about it.
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I'm being given credit
that I don't deserve.
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Oh, people get things
they don't deserve all the time.
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Look at me with you.
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No, Leonard,
this is going to haunt me
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for the rest of my life.
258
00:09:52,388 --> 00:09:54,071
Every science classroom,
259
00:09:54,073 --> 00:09:56,740
every periodic table,
every textbook--
260
00:09:56,742 --> 00:09:59,577
this mistake will be
staring back at me
261
00:09:59,579 --> 00:10:03,447
Like that time you let
Koothrappali wax your eyebrows.
262
00:10:04,666 --> 00:10:07,618
I've got to find a way
to stop this thing.
263
00:10:07,620 --> 00:10:09,236
Buddy, I don't
think you can.
264
00:10:09,238 --> 00:10:11,288
I mean, once it's out there,
it's out there.
265
00:10:11,290 --> 00:10:15,509
This thing is like the science
equivalent of a sex tape.
266
00:10:15,511 --> 00:10:18,012
You know, frankly,
I'd prefer a sex tape.
267
00:10:18,014 --> 00:10:19,847
You don't know
what a sex tape is, do you?
268
00:10:19,849 --> 00:10:21,248
No.
269
00:10:23,685 --> 00:10:25,636
Make sure you guys get
to the restaurant by 8:00.
270
00:10:25,638 --> 00:10:27,087
Bernadette's meeting
me there at 8:30
271
00:10:27,089 --> 00:10:29,189
and I don't want to blow the surprise.
We'll be there.
272
00:10:29,191 --> 00:10:30,391
Got it.
273
00:10:30,393 --> 00:10:32,693
Now, uh, I have a question
about the song.
274
00:10:32,695 --> 00:10:34,144
I was thinking
at some point
275
00:10:34,146 --> 00:10:36,597
I could bust out
a little rap.
276
00:10:37,449 --> 00:10:40,434
N-N-N-No...
277
00:10:43,738 --> 00:10:46,273
Come on, come on, you
haven't even heard it yet.
278
00:10:46,275 --> 00:10:47,825
Leonard,
give me a beat.
279
00:10:47,827 --> 00:10:49,627
I will not.
280
00:10:50,945 --> 00:10:52,079
Please?
281
00:10:52,081 --> 00:10:53,914
No, I want this
to be romantic.
282
00:10:53,916 --> 00:10:54,948
It will be!
283
00:10:54,950 --> 00:10:56,467
I don't call
anyone a ho,
284
00:10:56,469 --> 00:10:58,802
and the only time I use
the phrase "my bitch,"
285
00:10:58,804 --> 00:11:01,672
I'm referring to you.
286
00:11:01,674 --> 00:11:03,591
There he is!
287
00:11:06,227 --> 00:11:07,461
Stop it.
288
00:11:07,463 --> 00:11:08,962
Stop celebrating me!
289
00:11:08,964 --> 00:11:10,681
Woo!
290
00:11:10,683 --> 00:11:12,566
And no woos!
291
00:11:12,568 --> 00:11:14,635
Oh, not you, Dr. Woo.
You're fine.
292
00:11:17,939 --> 00:11:19,740
I want you all to know
293
00:11:19,742 --> 00:11:22,109
that you have no reason
to applaud me.
294
00:11:22,111 --> 00:11:24,361
My so-called
breakthrough
295
00:11:24,363 --> 00:11:25,913
wasn't the result of my genius.
296
00:11:25,915 --> 00:11:28,332
It was nothing more than
a boneheaded mistake.
297
00:11:28,334 --> 00:11:30,150
So please refrain
298
00:11:30,152 --> 00:11:32,169
from praising me for it
in the future.
299
00:11:32,171 --> 00:11:33,287
Wh... I don't understand.
300
00:11:33,289 --> 00:11:34,505
They didn't find the element?
301
00:11:34,507 --> 00:11:36,657
Oh, no, they found the element.
302
00:11:36,659 --> 00:11:39,159
No, no, stop it!
303
00:11:39,161 --> 00:11:40,327
I don't need
to take this admiration
304
00:11:40,329 --> 00:11:42,346
from the likes
of you people!
305
00:11:42,348 --> 00:11:44,965
How do I make them
stop loving me?
306
00:11:44,967 --> 00:11:47,217
Invite them
to live with us.
307
00:11:51,223 --> 00:11:53,173
Boy, Bernadette is
gonna love this.
308
00:11:53,175 --> 00:11:55,059
Yeah. It must be nice
to have someone
309
00:11:55,061 --> 00:11:57,277
do something
so romantic.
310
00:11:57,279 --> 00:11:59,513
Okay, you know
what's not romantic?
311
00:11:59,515 --> 00:12:01,181
Rubbing it in someone's face.
312
00:12:01,183 --> 00:12:02,282
Actually, it can be,
313
00:12:02,284 --> 00:12:04,652
but I told you
sex doesn't count.
314
00:12:06,321 --> 00:12:08,789
I'm getting worried
about Bernadette.
315
00:12:08,791 --> 00:12:11,358
I'm gonna call
and check on her.
316
00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,043
The National Science Foundation
317
00:12:13,045 --> 00:12:14,912
wants to give me
a substantial grant.
318
00:12:14,914 --> 00:12:16,363
Oh, that's a big deal.
319
00:12:16,365 --> 00:12:17,381
I know.
320
00:12:17,383 --> 00:12:20,334
When will this
nightmare end?
321
00:12:20,336 --> 00:12:22,553
Hey, I get that you feel bad
about all the attention,
322
00:12:22,555 --> 00:12:24,388
but still,
what you did is amazing.
323
00:12:24,390 --> 00:12:25,756
We're really proud of you.
324
00:12:25,758 --> 00:12:26,807
I'm not.
325
00:12:27,676 --> 00:12:28,875
You're not?
326
00:12:28,877 --> 00:12:31,562
Sheldon, I've been
thinking about it,
327
00:12:31,564 --> 00:12:32,879
and you're right.
328
00:12:32,881 --> 00:12:34,348
You don't deserve
any credit.
329
00:12:34,350 --> 00:12:37,551
All you did was misread
some numbers on a table.
330
00:12:37,553 --> 00:12:39,386
A very easy table, too.
331
00:12:39,388 --> 00:12:42,773
Honestly, I'm
embarrassed for you.
332
00:12:44,859 --> 00:12:47,227
That's the most romantic thing
I've ever heard.
333
00:12:48,863 --> 00:12:52,299
Damn it, everyone's better
at this than me.
334
00:12:52,301 --> 00:12:54,334
Congratulations,
Dr. Fowler.
335
00:12:54,336 --> 00:12:56,020
You just made the fort.
336
00:12:58,206 --> 00:13:01,508
Guys, there w-was
an accident at Bernie's lab.
337
00:13:01,510 --> 00:13:03,293
Oh, my God,
is she okay?
338
00:13:03,295 --> 00:13:05,546
Yeah, but she's at
the hospital in quarantine.
339
00:13:05,548 --> 00:13:06,597
What?
Poor Bernadette.
340
00:13:06,599 --> 00:13:07,881
Oh, no.
341
00:13:07,883 --> 00:13:11,051
I hate to pile on the bad news,
but I just got a raise.
342
00:13:19,477 --> 00:13:22,362
Oh, my God, Bernie,
what happened?
343
00:13:22,364 --> 00:13:24,598
Well, let's just say
the next time you move
344
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:29,036
a dozen vials of raccoon virus
to the fridge, make two trips.
345
00:13:29,954 --> 00:13:31,555
You're sure you're okay?
346
00:13:31,557 --> 00:13:32,956
Yeah, it's just a precaution.
347
00:13:32,958 --> 00:13:34,241
If there was a problem,
348
00:13:34,243 --> 00:13:36,994
I'd be throwing up
out of my eyeballs by now.
349
00:13:38,279 --> 00:13:39,663
Sorry I messed up our date.
350
00:13:39,665 --> 00:13:40,831
, don't worry
about it.
351
00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:42,750
I brought the
date here.
352
00:13:42,752 --> 00:13:45,552
Guys, come on in.
353
00:13:45,554 --> 00:13:46,637
What's all this?
354
00:13:46,639 --> 00:13:50,290
Well, tonight is the anniversary
of our first date,
355
00:13:50,292 --> 00:13:54,011
and I wanted to celebrate it
by writing a song for you.
356
00:13:54,013 --> 00:13:55,229
Howie.
357
00:13:55,231 --> 00:13:57,264
Sheldon,
get over here!
358
00:13:57,266 --> 00:13:59,900
She might be contagious.
359
00:14:01,069 --> 00:14:03,320
Don't you think I'm having
a rough enough day?
360
00:14:03,322 --> 00:14:05,105
Sheldon!
361
00:14:16,285 --> 00:14:18,085
♪ If I didn't have you ♪
362
00:14:18,087 --> 00:14:19,753
♪ Life would be blue
363
00:14:19,755 --> 00:14:23,173
♪ I'd be Dr. Who
without the TARDIS ♪
364
00:14:23,175 --> 00:14:26,493
Is it me, or does she not look so good?
Shh!
365
00:14:26,495 --> 00:14:27,828
♪ A candle without a wick
366
00:14:27,830 --> 00:14:29,179
♪ A Watson without a Crick
367
00:14:29,181 --> 00:14:32,299
♪ I'd be one of my outfits
without a dick-ie ♪
368
00:14:32,301 --> 00:14:34,268
♪ I'd be cheese
without the mac ♪
369
00:14:34,270 --> 00:14:36,386
♪ Jobs without the Wozniak
370
00:14:36,388 --> 00:14:37,938
♪ I'd be solving
exponential equations ♪
371
00:14:37,940 --> 00:14:40,057
♪ That use bases
not found on your calculator ♪
372
00:14:40,059 --> 00:14:42,643
♪ Making it
much harder to crack ♪
373
00:14:42,645 --> 00:14:44,895
♪ I'd be an atom
without a bomb ♪
374
00:14:44,897 --> 00:14:46,480
♪ A dot without the com
375
00:14:46,482 --> 00:14:50,016
♪ And I'd probably
still live with my mom ♪
376
00:14:50,018 --> 00:14:53,320
♪ And he'd probably
still live with his mom ♪
377
00:14:53,322 --> 00:14:56,523
♪ Ever since I met you,
you turned my world around ♪
378
00:14:56,525 --> 00:14:59,793
♪ You supported all my dreams
and all my hopes ♪
379
00:14:59,795 --> 00:15:02,880
♪ You're like uranium-235
and I'm uranium-238 ♪
380
00:15:02,882 --> 00:15:08,034
♪ Almost inseparable isotopes
381
00:15:09,504 --> 00:15:12,923
♪ I couldn't have imagined ♪
382
00:15:12,925 --> 00:15:15,809
♪ How good my life would get
383
00:15:15,811 --> 00:15:17,594
♪ From the moment
384
00:15:17,596 --> 00:15:19,263
♪ That I met you
385
00:15:19,265 --> 00:15:20,397
♪ Bernadette
386
00:15:20,399 --> 00:15:22,048
Oh, Howie.
387
00:15:22,050 --> 00:15:24,484
♪ If I didn't have you ♪
388
00:15:24,486 --> 00:15:26,436
♪ Life would be dreary
389
00:15:26,438 --> 00:15:28,605
♪ I'd be string theory
without any string ♪
390
00:15:28,607 --> 00:15:30,324
♪ I'd be binary code
without a one ♪
391
00:15:30,326 --> 00:15:32,276
♪ A cathode ray tube
without an electron gun ♪
392
00:15:32,278 --> 00:15:34,862
♪ I'd be Firefly, Buffy and
Avengers without Joss Whedon ♪
393
00:15:34,864 --> 00:15:37,247
♪ I'd speak a lot more Klingon ♪
394
00:15:37,249 --> 00:15:40,667
♪ Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam ♪
395
00:15:40,669 --> 00:15:46,456
♪ And he'd definitely
still live with his mom ♪
396
00:15:46,458 --> 00:15:48,008
♪ You turned my world around
397
00:15:48,010 --> 00:15:50,577
♪ You're my best friend
and my lover ♪
398
00:15:50,579 --> 00:15:54,932
♪ We're like changing
electric and magnetic fields ♪
399
00:15:54,934 --> 00:15:58,051
♪ You can't have one ♪
400
00:15:58,053 --> 00:16:01,521
♪ Without the other
401
00:16:03,090 --> 00:16:05,475
♪ I couldn't have imagined ♪
402
00:16:05,477 --> 00:16:08,478
♪ good my life would get
403
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,899
♪ From the moment
that I met you ♪
404
00:16:11,901 --> 00:16:14,067
♪ Bernadette
405
00:16:15,737 --> 00:16:18,789
♪ Oh, we couldn't
have imagined ♪
406
00:16:18,791 --> 00:16:22,292
♪ How good our lives would get
407
00:16:22,294 --> 00:16:25,746
♪ From the moment
that we met you ♪
408
00:16:25,748 --> 00:16:29,049
♪ Bernadette.
409
00:16:35,306 --> 00:16:37,758
Howie, that was amazing!
410
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:39,426
Look, I'm shaking.
411
00:16:39,428 --> 00:16:41,595
She's sick,
I knew it. Bye!
412
00:16:45,767 --> 00:16:47,467
I have to say,
413
00:16:47,469 --> 00:16:50,988
this is the best Top Ramen
you've ever made.
414
00:16:50,990 --> 00:16:52,823
I discovered
a secret ingredient:
415
00:16:52,825 --> 00:16:54,741
the flavor packet.
416
00:16:55,326 --> 00:16:58,278
That sucker is well named.
417
00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:01,665
All right, lover boy.
418
00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:04,167
Get ready, 'cause there is
a crap storm of romance
419
00:17:04,169 --> 00:17:06,086
coming your way.
420
00:17:06,088 --> 00:17:08,488
Stop it,
you're gonna make me cry.
421
00:17:11,293 --> 00:17:13,260
All right. You seem
pretty confident.
422
00:17:13,262 --> 00:17:14,661
Oh, I am.
423
00:17:14,663 --> 00:17:18,298
Maybe if you follow this trail,
424
00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:20,183
you'll see why.
425
00:17:20,185 --> 00:17:21,818
Oh, rose petals.
426
00:17:21,820 --> 00:17:22,786
Yes.
427
00:17:22,788 --> 00:17:24,054
The most beautiful
428
00:17:24,056 --> 00:17:26,339
and shockingly expensive
of all the flowers.
429
00:17:29,343 --> 00:17:30,560
You made the bed?
430
00:17:30,562 --> 00:17:33,530
You really are pulling
out all the stops.
431
00:17:33,532 --> 00:17:36,033
Okay, I gave this
a lot of thought,
432
00:17:36,035 --> 00:17:38,402
and I finally found
something to show you
433
00:17:38,404 --> 00:17:40,370
how much I love you.
434
00:17:44,792 --> 00:17:46,877
Oh, wow.
435
00:17:46,879 --> 00:17:48,128
It's a first edition of
436
00:17:48,130 --> 00:17:49,880
Hitchhiker's Guideto the Galaxy.
437
00:17:49,882 --> 00:17:53,050
I remember it was
your favorite book growing up.
438
00:17:53,885 --> 00:17:55,135
This is great.
439
00:17:55,137 --> 00:17:56,503
It... thank you.
440
00:17:56,505 --> 00:17:58,055
It's... so much.
441
00:17:58,057 --> 00:18:00,807
What?
442
00:18:00,809 --> 00:18:02,926
Nothing. I love it.
No.
443
00:18:02,928 --> 00:18:04,261
Something's going on.
What's wrong with it?
444
00:18:04,263 --> 00:18:06,146
I remember you saying
how great it would be
445
00:18:06,148 --> 00:18:07,264
to have a first edition.
446
00:18:07,266 --> 00:18:09,149
It's true, I-I did.
447
00:18:09,151 --> 00:18:10,484
I did say that...
448
00:18:10,486 --> 00:18:13,153
when we were at the used
bookstore together
449
00:18:13,155 --> 00:18:16,656
and I saw the first
edition and I bought it.
450
00:18:17,825 --> 00:18:21,194
Oh, my God,
I am the worst!
451
00:18:21,196 --> 00:18:22,913
No, no, it's okay.
It's really thoughtful.
452
00:18:22,915 --> 00:18:25,565
No, it's not! I mean...
453
00:18:25,567 --> 00:18:28,401
What's thoughtful
is everything you do.
454
00:18:29,754 --> 00:18:32,039
Here, you know what?
Look at this.
455
00:18:34,709 --> 00:18:36,510
Look, here's the...
the plane ticket you bought me
456
00:18:36,512 --> 00:18:38,712
when I was too poor
to go home for the holidays.
457
00:18:38,714 --> 00:18:41,431
And the rose you left
on my windshield...
458
00:18:41,433 --> 00:18:43,633
just because.
459
00:18:43,635 --> 00:18:45,552
Here's the-the thank-you
letter you wrote me
460
00:18:45,554 --> 00:18:47,554
after the first time
I slept with you.
461
00:18:48,923 --> 00:18:51,892
All 11 pages of it.
462
00:18:52,860 --> 00:18:55,896
Can't believe
you saved all this stuff.
463
00:18:56,764 --> 00:18:58,281
Of course I did.
464
00:18:58,283 --> 00:18:59,783
It's you.
465
00:19:00,618 --> 00:19:02,569
Come here.
466
00:19:05,039 --> 00:19:06,239
Oh.
467
00:19:07,992 --> 00:19:10,460
Is that
a pregnancy test?
468
00:19:10,462 --> 00:19:11,828
Oh, yeah,
just the first one.
469
00:19:11,830 --> 00:19:13,296
I didn't save them all.
470
00:19:21,979 --> 00:19:25,615
I can't believe I read
this table wrong.
471
00:19:25,617 --> 00:19:28,468
I blame you.
472
00:19:28,470 --> 00:19:30,753
Me? What did I do?
473
00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:32,205
You distract me.
474
00:19:32,207 --> 00:19:35,041
I've been distracted since
the moment I met you.
475
00:19:35,876 --> 00:19:37,627
Sorry.
476
00:19:37,629 --> 00:19:38,795
Well, you should be.
477
00:19:38,797 --> 00:19:40,430
Because all I
can think about
478
00:19:40,432 --> 00:19:43,099
is how much I want
to kiss you.
479
00:19:45,436 --> 00:19:48,554
And not just on the cheek,
but on the mouth.
480
00:19:51,892 --> 00:19:54,110
Like mommies
and daddies do.
481
00:19:57,448 --> 00:19:59,699
Oh, Sheldon.
482
00:20:02,903 --> 00:20:05,121
Amy?
483
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:10,126
Amy.
484
00:20:10,128 --> 00:20:11,944
Did you hear
what I said?
485
00:20:11,946 --> 00:20:13,346
Can't talk, in the zone.
486
00:20:13,348 --> 00:20:18,348
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