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Deck the house with Easter baskets
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Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la, eggs
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Plastic grass and chocolate rabbits
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Fa-la-la-la-la, marshmallow bird
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Easter is the time for giving
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Fa-la-la-la-la-la, Easter milk
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Hey, bud,
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wanna decorate some Easter baskets
with your old man?
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What? No. I'm streaming on Twitch.
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Fortnite just added JFK.
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Maybe we could fill
some baskets with jelly beans,
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you know, get our tradition on?
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I've gotta pack for spring break.
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Also, "Jelly Bean" is a slur.
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Come on, Beth.
The kids are growing up.
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Maybe you and I can hide
some eggs one last time?
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I don't need the house smelling
like egg farts, Jerry.
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Rick. Oh...
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You know what? Never mind.
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Doesn't anyone
celebrate Easter anymore?
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I don't wanna force people
to go to church or anything, but--
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Can you even tell me
what Easter is about?
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It's when Christ was born.
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Or was murdered, maybe. I don't know.
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But we eat candy to remember.
It's important.
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Jerry, if it wasn't for
the aisle at Costco,
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you wouldn't even know
it was happening.
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Yeah, Dad. Example: When's Christmas?
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December 25th.
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And what's today's date?
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I... April.
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Look, I want to be a good dad, okay?
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And I know that you gotta go
straight up the middle to do that.
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If Easter is fading
from our family, that's bad.
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So, who's coming with me
to get some egg dye?
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Guess that just means
more candy for Jer.
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Jerry makes an egg, and it is nice
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God. Are you okay--
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Oh, my God, what a terrible time
to have eaten so much candy.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm not trying
to kill you with vomit!
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I'm just so scared.
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Please, please tell me
this isn't who I think it is.
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Well, do you know of any other
bipedal humanoid rabbits?
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Oh, my God,
I killed the Easter Bunny.
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Along with the hopes and dreams
of children everywhere.
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Summer! Share those jokes
with me in private.
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Rick, what does this mean?
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Not sure. I have a few questions.
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Did you puke on it
to try and kill it?
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- No!
- I have no more questions.
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Huh.
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This necklace is German,
13th century.
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Shows permafrost damage and...
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Feel my heart. It's beating
a million beats per second!
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Sweetie, calm down.
Have a glass of water.
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- Breathe.
- Okay, okay.
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You're right. It's fine.
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Dad?
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Right, water.
I came in here for water.
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Fucking glass doesn't work!
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Dad, what is happening?
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Well, for the first time ever,
Jerry accomplished something.
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We should remember him this way,
in case we lose him.
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Lose him?
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Mutagenesis. Cellular transformation,
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metastatic spread,
rapidly accelerating
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with a deadline of...
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48 hours from now.
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That's Easter.
Unless it's next weekend?
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- Doesn't anyone have a calendar app?
- I have holidays turned off.
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Oh, yeah, no, here it is.
Google says it's this weekend.
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Well, I truly thought
Easter was a zero holiday,
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but, Jerry, you've been...
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Easter Claused.
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Oh, no.
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- Wait. What?
- Rick, that doesn't make sense.
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The title of the movie is based
on the pun of Santa's last name.
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Did you understand what I meant?
If so, then it made plenty of sense.
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This is a mitogen deterrent.
Should slow down the transformation.
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Beth, you stay with Jerry.
Morty, you're with me.
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We're gonna Dan Brown
that German necklace.
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Hell, yeah! Easter adventure!
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- Summer.
- Daytona?
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Exactly. Get shitfaced, go insane.
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Here's a fake ID
and a second alcohol stomach.
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I want you to do some molly
and throw up in a pool.
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- No. Don't.
- I fuckin' love you, Grandpa Rick.
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Come on, Morty, to the Alps!
Let's Indiana Jones!
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Ah. Recent thaw.
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This altitude should be permafrost.
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God, I do not wanna say
"climate change" on this show.
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I don't know which way Zaslav voted.
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You think that giant rabbit unfroze
because of SUVs
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and... cigarettes?
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Yes, Morty, it unfroze
because of cigarettes.
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You ever see Iceman, Morty?
'80s flick? Timothy Hutton?
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The '80s were forever ago, Rick.
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Encino Man?
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- You're old.
- You're old.
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- Fuck you, Morty.
- Fuck you, Rick!
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Eh, fuck you! You're old and gay.
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You can't say that anymore!
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Let's see
if the locals know anything.
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Whoa, check out
this Wicker Man-looking place.
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German Easter
is a little less chocolate-centric.
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Say what you want about America,
but we get a few things right.
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Whoa. It's a big Easter egg.
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Looks like it's from Andromeda.
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Why would aliens care about a holiday
we don't even care about?
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I don't know, but we're not
the only ones looking for answers.
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Check out these nerds.
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Space Christians?
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Isn't that a conflict of interest?
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Hey, don't scan me. I'll scan you.
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Easter Rabbit DNA.
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He's clearly made contact with it.
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My scan says you shit standing up.
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Says it gets on your legs.
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Where is the rabbit?
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Oh, a cross gun. That's dumb.
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Nobody needs to get hurt.
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I'm sure I'll be fine.
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Aren't you guys on Easter's side?
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What the hell is happening?!
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The egg is damaged.
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But now we know where it's from.
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Andromeda!
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Go there and destroy all
the containment eggs except one.
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We'll capture the rabbit here...
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and then Easter will be finished.
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They got the egg.
How will we know where to go?
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Morty, it's one word.
We just said it.
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Andromeda.
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Alright! To Amadahbra!
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Are you... Are you messing with me?
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Beth, please let me out.
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Rick put you in there
for a reason, sweetie.
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I feel fine! I need to pee.
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I just want... five minutes...
to stretch my legs!
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Whoa. Your arms.
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I know! They ripped through my shirt!
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I'm telling you, I feel amazing.
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Like, I feel like I could...
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Holy shit. I feel so shallow
for how turned on I am.
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See? I'm solid.
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And so are you.
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- Oh.
- Have I ever told you
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you're the hottest woman
I could imagine?
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Am I this easy?
I think I'm this easy.
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I don't tell you enough.
I don't see you.
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But I see you now.
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Or as the Na'vi put it...
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We gotta wash these sheets.
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How about one more go
before they dry?
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Jesus!
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- What?
- What?!
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Jerry, you've got a boil
on your back,
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and there's hair inside it!
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I'm sorry, just--
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I cwath thu fwack you.
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Jerry? Your tooth.
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Would you look at that?
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Oh, there's another one.
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Oh!
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My mouth feels weird in the middle.
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Okay, back in the prism.
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No! So what?
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A few teeth fell out
while we wait for Rick to get back.
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Why is that such a big deal--
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Jerry!
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My legs! Oh, my God, my legs!
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They're broken!
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Wait, they're... they're fine!
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Better than fine.
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Wow! Look at this, babe. Look!
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Just calm down.
We'll get you more lettuce.
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Why are you being such a drag
about this?
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- You're scaring me.
- And you're bumming me out.
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If you're gonna be such a prude,
I'm getting out of here.
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Jerry! Jerry, come back!
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Rick, are we in the right place?
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Yeah.
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Trying to work out
the big mythology here,
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and all I'm getting
is H.R. Giger meets Coachella.
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Okay, Rick, so it looks like
there's a space oyster,
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and it hypnotizes animals
with its pearl--
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- No. Stop. Stop.
- I was just makin' a hypothesis!
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You know, trying out some science?
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Here's science.
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The Easter Rabbit's an alien.
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They send it to planets in an egg.
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If you kill it, you become it.
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Okay. Well, explain this, then.
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Easy.
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The rabbit is some kind
of pheromonal catalyst.
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Looks like it makes
everyone have sex
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until the planet gets
overpopulated and collapses.
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It's fuck-based terraforming!
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Shit! Duck!
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Whoa, Rick, do you see that?
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Yeah. It has a butt
where its dick should be.
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- Rick.
- Morty.
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Its butt is in the front.
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These must be the guys who move in
after the rabbit's done its stuff.
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Have you seen any of them
turn around yet?
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- Is it in the back?
- Stop it.
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- Prepare to meet your maker!
- Huh?
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Christ guys hate the bald guys?
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What is the lore? Who do we help?
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Neither! We're gonna third party!
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He's going for the last egg!
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Stop the dentist!
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Shit!
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How are we getting off
this planet, Rick?
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Same way they do.
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- Son of a bitch.
- Those are ships?
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Oh, I've seen this on TV.
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- They're on Earth!
- Yep.
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On Easter Island.
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Suppose that might've been
a good place to start.
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Sir... mission successful.
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We didn't get an egg.
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The old man and his young son
escaped with it.
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Why did you say
"mission successful," then?
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I don't know. I'm dying.
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Kinda wanted to go out on a high--
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He was here.
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Now... where did he go?
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Can't believe you're here
after that motorcycle accident
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you clearly just walked away from.
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Yeah, buddy. I respect you.
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You respect me enough
to have sex with that guy?
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What? No!
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But maybe I could give him
a little smooch.
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Whoa, what's going on?
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Have sex with someone!
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How 'bout a dry hump instead?
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Good enough.
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Oh, yeah.
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Powers growing.
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Societal collapse imminent!
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Oh, yeah. Oh.
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Freeze, abomination!
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No! No!
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Must collapse society!
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Not today, cupcake.
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Ah, Rick!
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I feel like we got off
on the wrong foot here.
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Christrooper General
Reinhard Kincaid.
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The truth is,
we both want the same thing.
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We both want you to shut up?
254
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Cute. Let me tell you a story.
255
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:56,442
My species does not like sex.
256
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,360
Is that... the whole story?
257
00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:00,570
We think it's gross.
258
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:02,572
I don't like seeing it
in movies or TV.
259
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,741
It upsets me when they
reference it in pop songs.
260
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:06,743
- Wow.
- 2,000 years ago,
261
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:09,662
we sent a Trooper here
to kill your rabbit,
262
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:11,456
but Earth crucified him.
263
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:14,083
Whoa. That is not
how we tell that story.
264
00:13:14,084 --> 00:13:15,795
Look, you have the egg.
265
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,379
We have...
266
00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:20,465
- Dad?!
- Shut up.
267
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,802
Morty!
268
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,096
He's gonna break through!
269
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,691
Holy shit.
270
00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:45,323
Jerry, you in there?
271
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,826
Come on, let's get you home
and un-Easter-Clause you.
272
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,286
There is no Jerry.
273
00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:52,330
Only Bunny.
274
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,414
Kiss.
275
00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:55,333
- Gross, dude.
- Dad! We saw the murals.
276
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,877
You don't think the first thing
we would do is inoculate ourselves?
277
00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,003
Yeah, this is a low.
278
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:02,466
Sex!
279
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:10,057
Have baby.
280
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,935
Cram penis.
281
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,938
Spill juice.
282
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:20,693
Time to make fuck!
283
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,282
Beth!
284
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,040
Jerry?
285
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:41,714
Jerry! I want to have sex
with you, not this.
286
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:46,134
Jerry monster?
287
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,635
No!
288
00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:49,637
So sorry.
289
00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:52,557
I'm sorry, Beth.
290
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,809
What have I become?
291
00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:55,935
It's okay.
292
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:59,272
You just wanted to celebrate
a holiday with your family.
293
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:01,357
Now you know never to do that again.
294
00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:03,985
Get back! Can't control it!
295
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,362
I know what to do.
296
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:23,922
Anyway, that's the whole plot
of Alien: Prometheus.
297
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,924
Wow! Sounds memorable!
298
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,926
How'd we even start
talking about that?
299
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,054
I don't know, Morty.
Sometimes I just get on tangents.
300
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,765
You think you've won.
301
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:37,352
But we sent our best man,
and he couldn't do the job.
302
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:40,313
Do you truly think
you're better than the Christ?
303
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,315
Ugh. This guy doesn't even die
when he's dead.
304
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:45,318
Your planet will be,
how do you say it,
305
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,446
fucked out.
306
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:56,288
Okay, now he's dead.
307
00:15:58,374 --> 00:15:59,874
He's sleeping.
308
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,668
Do we... need to kill him?
309
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:04,296
We can go.
He's on an island without legs.
310
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:10,635
Morty, remind me to delete
the Ring cams after this.
311
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,178
It's like that thing
you told me about,
312
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:14,305
- the rat thing.
- Rat thing?
313
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,516
You told me once
about an experiment with rats.
314
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:19,060
When I was "wasting time
brushing my hair."
315
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,688
Rat utopia! Morty!
It's exactly like that.
316
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,398
That's... You did science!
317
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:24,941
Good job. Nice little mini-arc.
318
00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:28,153
And all it took
was a trip to Amadahbra!
319
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:30,321
He's in the garage.
320
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:31,948
And unless you guys
just jerked around
321
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:34,117
for the last 48 hours,
you know how to fix this.
322
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,410
- He's my grandson!
- We didn't jerk anything!
323
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,577
I made a vaccine.
324
00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:40,624
Can't... hold it... in!
325
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:49,216
Thank God we already had sex.
326
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:51,426
When he was a person!
327
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,886
Alright, I'm gonna extract
the rabbit particles into this egg
328
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:55,179
without killing Jerry.
329
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,515
Do not touch the beam
or you'll become the bunny.
330
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,475
And I'm guessing it'll be fast,
because it's...
331
00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:00,936
Easter.
332
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:05,733
What now?!
333
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,278
Ooh! It's a butt guy!
334
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,988
Morty, I saw his back part!
He's got a--
335
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:13,115
Rick, there's no time!
336
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,247
Shit!
337
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,464
Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no!
338
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:30,632
Mom!
339
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,349
God, I hate Easter!
340
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,481
Beth, are you okay?!
341
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,317
- Jerry.
- I'm so sorry!
342
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,158
I have to fix this.
343
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,249
Oh, fuck! Fuck!
344
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,503
It's in the butt guy!
345
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:18,429
Whoa! It's that guy!
346
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:19,806
How did you get here?
347
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,808
I took the big stone ship.
348
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,352
But I landed downtown,
so then I took a bus.
349
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,020
Then I put the egg back
in the splitter
350
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:27,396
after he dropped it in front of me
351
00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:29,607
and patched the egg
with a piece from that mosaic.
352
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,151
Then I used that to get
the bunny out of the butt guy
353
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:36,281
into the egg, which you guys saw,
and now we're in the present.
354
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:39,492
Everyone stopped having sex.
355
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,160
It's... it's beautiful.
356
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:42,870
You can keep the egg.
We're done here.
357
00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:44,413
What am I gonna do with this?
358
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:45,790
I don't know. Use it as art?
359
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,084
What do people do on your planet
if they're not having sex?
360
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,585
I'm so glad you asked.
361
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:52,131
- We weren't actually asking.
- Get off our lawn.
362
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,010
Alright, I can do it.
363
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:58,846
Just give me a moment.
364
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,639
- Turn away.
- Who...
365
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,016
- Who was that?
- Honestly, Mom, don't ask.
366
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:05,977
The less we know about holidays
the better.
367
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,646
Well said, son. Well said.
368
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:11,399
Deck the house with Easter baskets
369
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,153
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la, eggs
370
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:17,196
Plastic grass and chocolate rabbits
371
00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:20,116
Fa-la-la-la-la, marshmallow bird
372
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:23,119
Easter is the time for giving
373
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,621
Fa-la-la-la-la-la, Easter milk
374
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:28,958
Something, something, basket, candy
375
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,419
Jerry makes an egg, and it is nice
376
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:34,714
Oh, presidents can have a birthday
377
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:37,466
Fa-la-la-la-la-la, celebrate
378
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:40,511
Burger King and do it your way
379
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:43,389
Fa-la-la-la-la, Whopper, Big Mac
380
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:46,392
Some are loud and some are somber
381
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:48,936
Fa-la-la-la-la-la, different things
382
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:52,190
Corvettes and Hondas, Mr. Golf Cart
383
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,984
Everything's on sale, go to the store
384
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:57,278
Fa-la-la-la-la-la, spend
385
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,404
That should do it.
386
00:19:58,405 --> 00:20:01,658
I'm happy we did all the other
religious holidays off-screen.
387
00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:06,204
Wait, did we just live
through a whole calendar year?
388
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,123
Is Summer still at spring break?!
389
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,751
You wanna do more poppers?
390
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,336
No, I'm tired.
391
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,795
How long have we been here?
392
00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:16,797
I think it's December.
393
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,507
Spring break!
394
00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:20,927
Sunblock! Trading sunblock
for flip-flops!
395
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,304
We've got shots.
Tequila shots! Vodka shots!
396
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,556
Tetanus shots!
397
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:27,808
Shit. Gotta go see Madison.
398
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:29,185
Do you have a tribute?
399
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:32,230
Madison! I've brought you
this epic gram of mushrooms.
400
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,190
"Epic"? What are you, 30?
401
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:35,608
- Get the hell out of my tent.
- No!
402
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:37,360
- What did you bring her?
- Weed gummies,
403
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:38,694
and I found a PopSocket.
404
00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:40,363
- Madison! I brought you a PopSocket!
- Hey!
405
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,697
That's mine! Give it back!
406
00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:42,990
Ugh, drama.
407
00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:45,827
Exile them
to the Best Western pool area.
408
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:49,248
Hold up.
What's the story on that bracelet?
409
00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:52,208
After I realized
spring break only ends
410
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:53,501
if your parents pick you up,
411
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:56,212
I holed up with
another forgotten girl I met.
412
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:59,465
Me and Brittany lived on Jell-O shots
until her teeth fell out.
413
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:02,176
She didn't have a second stomach
just for alcohol.
414
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:03,761
She didn't make it.
415
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,555
I wear her teeth to remember.
416
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:07,682
They're yours if you want 'em.
417
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:10,643
Tight. This girl is my new bestie.
418
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:13,480
- Hell yeah.
- Let's do poppers!
419
00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:15,649
Hell yeah.
420
00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:54,937
Debra. My love.
I voyaged across the stars.
421
00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:57,816
And I've realized one thing
above all others.
422
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:01,110
I want to make love to my wife.
423
00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:03,237
What? Sex is gross.
424
00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:04,530
Are you sure?
425
00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:06,115
It doesn't weird me out anymore.
426
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:07,825
I sort of got to see it up close.
427
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:10,995
You've been gone for 20 years.
You came back in half.
428
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:12,079
What am I gonna fuck,
429
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,873
that bone that's sticking out
of your body?
430
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:16,125
Also, what is that?
I didn't ask for a big egg.
431
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:19,171
It's got
an immortal bunny spirit in it.
432
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:21,922
- Does that turn you on?
- No. Absolutely not.
433
00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:24,468
Drag yourself somewhere else.
434
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:29,473
I have lived my life poorly.
435
00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:32,476
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