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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:30,680 花心大少 2 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:40,760 謝賢啊！ 3 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:42,720 風流聲啊！ 4 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:43,880 好久沒見了 5 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:44,760 是啊！ 6 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:45,800 去哪兒玩兒 7 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,160 我有點事情找你幫幫忙 8 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:48,800 跟你說吧 9 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,480 來過我這間屋沒有 10 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:57,640 聲哥哥，你回來啦 11 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:00,360 怎麼有女人聲音啊！ 12 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:01,880 是錄音帶 13 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:05,080 怎麼這兒黑漆漆的 14 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:10,400 怎麼會這樣？ 15 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:12,760 這叫作音波感應燈 16 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:14,720 蠻好玩的嘛 17 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:16,320 我再試一次給你看 18 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:20,160 好哇 19 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,120 這架是香檳酒車 20 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:35,440 真是浪漫 21 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:39,120 這是你喝的嗎？ 22 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:40,680 這間屋子這麼特別 23 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:42,640 那些妞來了就不想走了 24 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:45,560 我風流聲泡妞從來沒失敗過 25 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:46,480 幾天沒回來了 26 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:47,760 聽一下電話錄音 27 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:53,160 喂，聲哥哥，我是Connie 28 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,760 有空來找我呀 29 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:04,160 聲哥哥，我是Judy 30 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,720 你穿錯了我的內褲走了 31 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:08,400 有時間還給我啊！ 32 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:13,600 那麼多妞你怎麼來得及啊！ 33 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:14,920 不如介紹一個給我啊！ 34 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:17,080 沒問題，下一個給你 35 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:19,960 讓我先聽一聽她聲音甜不甜 36 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:22,680 王八蛋，你勾引我老婆 37 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:23,920 我閹了你 38 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:25,720 你喜歡，就給你了 39 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:26,840 不必了 40 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:28,360 不喜歡 41 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:29,120 其實我心目中 42 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:30,600 已經有一個女孩子了 43 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:31,520 有了 44 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,280 我媽又老催我快點結婚 45 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:34,360 那還不去泡她 46 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:36,960 我又怕羞了 47 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:41,480 你媽這麼辛苦把你養大 48 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:42,920 還不是想你娶個老婆 49 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:44,760 我沒勇氣去泡她 50 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:45,920 那妞在哪兒 51 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:47,720 她天天在網球場打網球 52 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,240 你帶我去，我給你逮著她 53 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:51,400 好 54 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:53,600 走啊！ 55 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:57,120 嚴錢聲先生，我們是東南航空公司 56 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:58,960 令堂搭我們743班機 57 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:00,960 今天下午由加拿大回到香港 58 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:04,040 泡妞還真得要漂亮的車 是 59 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:05,120 看看今天坐哪輛 60 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:13,000 勞斯萊斯 61 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:21,760 哪一個？ 62 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:24,560 那個 63 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:27,000 她的身材好不好啊！ 64 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:30,440 你有福氣啊！ 65 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:34,560 我的眼光不錯吧 好 66 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:39,800 真不錯 67 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:42,400 最討厭那個小鬍子 68 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:43,280 也來泡她 69 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:00,960 你的球打得真棒 70 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:03,040 你的球也不錯啊！ 71 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:04,760 多教我幾課好不好 72 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:10,520 他老是用這招來泡妞 73 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:14,520 雕蟲小技，看我的 74 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,840 這叫正手，這叫反手 75 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:25,520 這叫大刀花 76 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:43,520 花式玩得不錯 77 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:45,200 肉麻 78 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:47,640 肉麻？那你玩玩看 79 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:50,400 行啊！拿著 80 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:02,800 喂 81 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:10,920 喂，他真有點玩意兒 82 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:13,640 看我收拾他 83 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:25,880 你們兩個笑甚麼？ 84 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:27,680 你看 85 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:31,400 你卑鄙，你無恥 86 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:32,960 你是社會的人渣 87 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:35,360 你們這些粗人不配跟我玩 88 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:36,920 你別樣罵人啊！ 89 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:41,160 你這個水性楊花的女人 90 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:42,240 還幫著別人 91 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,880 算我認識錯了你，我走了 92 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:47,560 喂 93 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:50,760 你，把眼鏡還給我 94 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,200 喂，你上哪兒去啊！ 95 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:55,760 喂 96 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:57,200 還喂甚麼啊！ 97 00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:58,720 這麼小氣的人 98 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:00,200 有你這麼漂亮的女朋友 99 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:01,080 算他走運 100 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:02,360 算他走運啊！ 101 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:04,440 我叫Sisi，你呢？叫甚麼名字 102 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:05,480 我呀 103 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:07,200 叫阿聲，嚴錢聲 104 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:10,120 你兒子都不來接機 105 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:11,360 我看也不怎麼孝順 106 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:12,320 也許航空公司 107 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:14,600 忘了打電話給他呢，乖 108 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:25,160 先放下吧 109 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:30,920 進來，進來 110 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:33,120 聲哥哥，你回來啦 111 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:37,080 這些燈怎麼忽然會亮的 112 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:39,760 我知道了，這是聲波感應 113 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:46,320 怎麼會裝修成這樣呢 114 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:54,560 倒是挺別致的，這小鬼 115 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:59,040 這遙控器，我看不簡單 116 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:01,160 替我換一張台灣歌仔戲聽聽 117 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:13,040 這甚麼玩意兒啊！肉麻死了 118 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:27,520 老是喝酒怎麼會有好處呢 119 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:30,200 阿妹，幫我調換成有營養的飲品 120 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:35,920 你兒子這間房子怎麼稀奇古怪 121 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:38,240 單身寡人是這樣的啦 122 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:40,560 你說他上哪兒去了呢 123 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,040 一個人有面子 124 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:49,280 到哪兒都有位子 125 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:51,680 喂，他有面子 126 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:53,680 華倫天 127 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:54,240 是不是本年度 128 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:55,880 最有魅力的男人啊！ 129 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:58,480 華先生 130 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:13,600 華倫天真帥 131 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,120 真帥，太老了 132 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:17,640 對不起先生 133 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:19,160 這張檯子留給華先生 134 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:23,440 甚麼證據啊！先到先得 135 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:24,200 但是… 136 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:25,000 不要緊的 137 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,920 地方那麼大，大家一塊兒坐 138 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:28,360 真不好意思，華先生 139 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:35,520 你看，他多有風度啊！ 140 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:39,040 還有美女侍候呢 141 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:40,560 了不起啊！沒有手啊！ 142 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:41,680 自己不會點嗎？ 143 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:43,520 政府忠告市民 144 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:45,080 吸煙危害健康 145 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:46,520 還容易生癌病死呢 146 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:51,560 聽說你是全香港 147 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:53,120 泡妞最有辦法的人啊！ 148 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,040 朋友說笑 149 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:56,880 甚麼都可以說 150 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:59,120 這樣不行啊！因為我才是 151 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:01,280 全香港泡妞最有辦法的 152 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:05,080 我還以為你是誰呢 153 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:08,440 有緣相逢，我風流聲跟你比一比 154 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:10,960 看看今天泡妞誰最有辦法 155 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:12,960 原來你就是尖沙咀 156 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:14,040 有名的風流聲啊！ 157 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:15,800 不敢，你知道我的名氣了 158 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:16,920 有名的說粗話 159 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:18,800 是不是想聽17個字的粗口 160 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:21,360 斯文一點，我們還是比一比 161 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:22,520 誰泡妞的本事大吧 162 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:23,400 好啊！ 163 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:24,680 我們選個對象 164 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:26,760 大家都不認識，看誰先到手 165 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:27,640 好 166 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:33,600 舞池裏那舞王 167 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:35,240 一向是受女孩子歡迎的 168 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:37,360 他的舞伴愛得她要死 169 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:39,480 我們看誰可以扯他的後腿 170 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,040 怎麼分勝負呢 171 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:42,240 親到她算贏 172 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:44,120 好，你先去 173 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:45,120 我先去 174 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:46,200 那你倒楣嘍 175 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:49,760 我風流聲出馬泡妞，從來沒輸過 176 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:53,880 輸的洗廁所啊！ 177 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:54,880 一言為定 178 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:32,920 色鬼，好哇你，你好大的膽子呀 179 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:52,120 你休息一下 180 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:20,720 爆開了 181 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:28,360 他的褲子有得縫的，咱們去睡覺 182 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:41,800 各位，今天晚上迪斯可皇后是誰 183 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,240 相信大家都心裡有數了 184 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:44,720 我們很榮幸地請到 185 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:46,240 最有魅力的男士 186 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:49,720 華倫天先生為我們宣佈得獎人 187 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,120 請大家鼓掌 188 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:58,960 今天晚上的迪斯可皇后就是Elain 189 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:00,360 恭喜你 190 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:03,160 恭喜你 191 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,040 華倫天，好哇你 192 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:18,000 不是我好，是你差勁 193 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:19,520 還說風涼話呢 194 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:20,360 劉經理 195 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:22,480 今天晚上有人義務為你洗廁所 196 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:24,240 不要讓我再見到你 197 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:25,920 乖乖洗廁所去啦 198 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:27,800 洗就洗 199 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:46,400 車，車 200 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,480 有香車，沒美人 201 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:50,880 難道我風流聲今天晚上 202 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:52,360 要吃自助餐 203 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,160 請 204 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:08,400 我看阿聲今天晚上不會回來睡了 205 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:10,640 你就睡他那間房好啦 206 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:22,640 我一個人住，進來坐會兒吧 207 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:30,600 聲哥哥，你回來啦 208 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:32,000 你家裡有老婆嗎 209 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,760 不是，是錄音帶 210 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,400 你這兒全部是電子設備啊！ 211 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:51,480 小意思，在這麼浪漫的晚上 212 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:53,640 最好的飲品就是 213 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:54,920 冰豆漿啊！ 214 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,440 不是，我想你不太渴 215 00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:58,640 先坐下吧 216 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:03,800 我們不如聽聽音樂吧 217 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,280 我最崇拜這個歌星啦 218 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:11,160 你很崇拜楊麗花嗎？ 219 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:11,800 不是 220 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,520 她的嗓子好難練 221 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:14,880 不要聽了 222 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,000 我們到房間去聊聊吧 223 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:16,840 好的 224 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:44,800 你坐一會兒，我去廁所 225 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:45,760 好的 226 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:24,760 嗨！… 227 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:33,640 怎麼又有女人的叫聲啊！ 228 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:34,880 又是錄音帶 229 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:36,560 又是錄音帶啊！ 230 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,200 我這整個屋子全是錄音帶 231 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:39,200 不如出去坐吧 232 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:40,360 又出又進的 233 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:42,040 出出進進才過癮嗎 234 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:43,720 你先下去坐一下 235 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,360 我馬上就下來，拜拜 236 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:49,040 你是誰？ 237 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:50,480 我是阿妹啊！ 238 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:51,800 阿妹 239 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,560 我的女朋友裡沒有你這號兒 240 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:58,920 不管你是誰，馬上給我出去 241 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,200 走，馬上走 242 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:02,800 我是你媽的私人護士 243 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:04,320 亂認親戚啊！ 244 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:05,960 我媽在加拿大 245 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:07,880 我想拿回件衣服 246 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:10,800 啊！錄音帶 247 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:12,240 我不認識她的 248 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,000 勸你們這些男人別這麼沒良心 249 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:17,640 我有良心 250 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:18,600 他不認識我的 251 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:19,240 不認識 252 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,920 你這個女人真沒用 253 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:22,160 幹嗎要怕他呢 254 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:24,920 我家裏真沒有女人 255 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:26,000 沒有女人 256 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,440 哎呀，怎麼那麼吵啊！ 257 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:30,480 媽 嚴太太 258 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:33,600 還有一張陳年的錄音帶 259 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:36,000 阿聲啊！她... 260 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,240 你放心，我甚麼都不是 261 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,120 拜拜 262 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:41,000 哎，Elain... 263 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,360 媽，你怎麼會突然出現的 264 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,200 我特地回來看你 265 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:46,600 航空公司沒通知你嗎？ 266 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,360 沒有啊！ 嚴太太 267 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,320 媽，這個傻妞是甚麼人 268 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,440 我心臟不好，你爸爸不放心 269 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:54,200 就帶著這個私家護士回來啦 270 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:56,040 啊！這傻妞是私家護士 271 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:56,920 我中文名叫李玉鳳 272 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:59,080 英文名叫Nova，乳名阿妹 273 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:00,400 請你不要叫我傻妞 274 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:02,760 知道了，傻妞 275 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,880 起來啊！起來啊！ 276 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:19,960 起來啊！還不起來 277 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:21,560 幾點啦？ 278 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:22,600 八點半了 279 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,440 平時沒十二點我都不睜眼的 280 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:25,960 你想謀殺我，傻妞 281 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:30,680 你要幹甚麼嗎 282 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:32,080 你媽要叫你起來的 283 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:32,880 別說是我媽 284 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,720 就是你媽叫我我也不起來啊！ 285 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,520 隨便你，我現在噴殺蟲水啦 286 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:43,280 你想毒死我 287 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,480 昨天晚上這張床有蟲子咬我 288 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:46,760 我叫它們咬你 289 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:50,200 好男不跟女鬥，我出去了 290 00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,000 阿聲啊！來吃早餐 291 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,320 媽，我給你的私人護... 292 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:10,800 快點吃吧 293 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,720 我最討厭吃香腸煎蛋了 294 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,760 我只會弄這個，不吃更好 295 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,600 阿聲啊！你也真是 296 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,800 媽，你先出來一下 297 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:24,360 幹甚麼 298 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,520 你回來究竟為了甚麼 299 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,360 回來催你娶老婆 300 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:29,960 你的兒子泡妞那麼有辦法 301 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,160 一天娶一個都行了 302 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:34,000 當然要娶一個合我心意的了 303 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,360 那你喜歡甚麼樣的嗎 304 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,200 這不是余麗珍嗎 305 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:44,800 我在加拿大沒事做 306 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,240 每天都看十幾套錄影帶 307 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:48,760 我最喜歡看她的了 308 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,760 她每場戲都哭哭啼啼的 309 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,080 又高又瘦，只有你才會喜歡 310 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:54,840 她每場戲都孝順婆婆 311 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,400 如果娶了她做媳婦就開心了 312 00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,160 那我就去追她了 313 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,080 乖兒子 314 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:08,360 我明天考車牌啊！ 315 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:09,720 是嗎？你沒問題 316 00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:10,920 我好怕 317 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:12,760 不用怕，上車 318 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,400 不如讓我試一下 319 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:15,640 我學了兩百多個鐘啦 320 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,480 有我在這，學兩個鐘就夠啦 321 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,040 讓余小姐開車 322 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:25,920 扣好安全帶 323 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:29,760 安全帶是給那些無膽匪類用的 324 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,600 壞了，我學的是有排檔的車 325 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:34,760 這個沒學過 326 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,240 我看既然有安全帶 327 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,280 我還是扣上吧 328 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:42,000 老闆 329 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:48,120 我開得好不好 330 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:49,760 好，好 331 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:53,960 她來了 332 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:03,280 糟啦，撞人了 333 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:04,400 快下去看看啊！ 334 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:05,720 我，我不行 335 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:06,880 我一見血就暈啊！ 336 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,000 你真沒用 337 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,200 唉呦！好痛啊！ 338 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:13,040 你怎麼了 339 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:16,720 你真缺德撞到了他 340 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,800 他家裡有兩個爸爸一個媽媽 341 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,720 九個弟弟妹妹，全靠他養活 342 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:21,560 這次要餓死了 343 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:23,000 他家裏全靠他一個人養啊！ 344 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,600 是啊！他媽媽做了二十幾年雞... 345 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:26,560 雞仔餅 346 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:27,760 才讓他唸完大學 347 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:30,400 你不要死啊！ 348 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,120 你死了全家全靠你養活 349 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:33,640 你不能死啊！ 350 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:35,760 又沒撞得脫鼻子碎骨的 351 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:36,720 關我甚麼事嗎 352 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:38,600 他好像瞎子那樣撞過來嗎 353 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:40,800 他不是好像，他真的是瞎子 354 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:43,360 你是瞎子 355 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:44,160 是啊！是啊！ 356 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,480 看不見啊！ 357 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:47,760 他裝死 358 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:50,800 給你二十塊錢買藥去 359 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:51,960 去你的 360 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:53,600 二十塊錢有甚麼了不起啊！ 361 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:54,520 我們走 362 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:56,800 謝賢啊！謝賢啊！ 363 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,800 起來起來，要死回家死去 364 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,000 哎呦！我的腰啊！ 365 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,320 小心啊！ 366 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:05,480 你掉東西啦 367 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:11,240 那是我送余麗珍小姐的生日卡 368 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:12,640 謝謝你給我送給她吧 369 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:13,200 是啊！ 370 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,600 他是她的忠實影迷啊！ 371 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:18,120 不用了，我就是余麗珍 372 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:19,800 你就是余麗珍小姐 373 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:21,440 不是余麗珍難道是張小燕啊！ 374 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:23,120 他怎麼這麼凶啊！ 375 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:24,640 你住在哪兒啊！我來看你啊！ 376 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:26,760 他住在紅蕃區 377 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:30,880 真的去看他啊！ 378 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:31,520 當然啦 379 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:32,800 撞到人，人家都沒去報警 380 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:33,880 當然應該負責任 381 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:39,000 有我在前面，包你沒危險 382 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,480 最怕你自己有危險 383 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:45,560 如果我知道誰用球打我的話 384 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,280 我會… 打你的 385 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,760 把球還給他 386 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,920 然後請宵夜 387 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:57,840 不要緊還有一百塊 388 00:21:59,080 --> 00:21:59,960 上 389 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,080 不要緊還有信用卡 390 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:03,360 喂，她來啦，Over 391 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:04,840 知道啦，Over 392 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:06,800 大家知道該怎麼做啦 393 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,160 我們做慣了臨時演員 394 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,040 知道啦 是啊！ 395 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:11,480 我們再彩排一次 396 00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:16,800 好極了 397 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:23,400 敲門啊！ 398 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,840 怎麼跟假的一樣 399 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:29,200 是誰過來拆房子的 400 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:31,720 我是那天撞到你的余麗珍 401 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:35,200 原來是你，你真是太缺德啦 402 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:36,520 阿聲眼睛本來就瞎 403 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:37,920 你還用車來撞他 404 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,560 阿聲，你真是命苦 405 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:44,480 是啊！我真是命苦，我怎麼那麼慘 406 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,760 完全是台語文藝戲裏的對白 407 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:03,800 你們兩位請坐吧 408 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:06,160 我自己來 409 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,160 我也來個座 410 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:11,640 你剛撞了車血液循環不好 411 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:12,560 別老坐著了 412 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,120 你的傷沒事吧 413 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,560 我想沒甚麼事吧 414 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:26,120 哎呀，到了這個地步你還瞞著她 415 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:27,960 本來醫生說他的眼睛 416 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,240 已經治好九成了 417 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:32,240 但是這麼一撞了，就要多治一年 418 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,280 哎！你還提這個幹嘛，是不是啊！ 419 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:40,360 阿聲啊！你的醫藥費由我來負責 420 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:42,480 騙錢啊！ 421 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:44,640 你怎麼說我兒子騙錢呢 422 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:46,160 臭嘴 423 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:47,720 你不要亂說話 424 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,720 慢著，你好面善嗎？ 425 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:53,200 你好像在那間 426 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:54,160 沒甚麼收視率的電視台 427 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:55,280 做臨時演員 428 00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,400 是啊！她是臨時演員 429 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,520 承認了吧 430 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,760 臨時演員不能生孩子嗎？ 431 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:06,440 你少說兩句 432 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:10,520 小胖子 433 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:11,520 這兒有沒有廁所 434 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:13,000 拉屎啊！到裡邊 435 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:17,560 阿聲啊！ 436 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:18,880 我不知道該怎麼補償你 437 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,720 這全是天意，你不用內疚 438 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:26,400 我唯一的願望就是想跟你做朋友 439 00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,400 我們已經是朋友啦 ！ 440 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:29,560 真的 441 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,560 你這死瞎子，想扯我的後腿 442 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:36,640 余麗珍小姐 443 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,800 我想去電視台聽你做節目行不行 444 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,640 行，你明天來 445 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:41,680 太好了 446 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:42,880 燒了你的房子 447 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,760 讓你這小子天寒地凍去睡大街吧 448 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:53,800 廁所壞了，很落後啊！ 449 00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:01,120 這裡就是我們高級人員的辦公室 450 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:02,600 你坐下 451 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:07,480 你今天做甚麼節目啊？ 452 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:08,840 名人訪問 453 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:09,880 跟嘉賓聊聊天 454 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:12,520 華先生 455 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:14,080 余小姐 456 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:15,520 謝謝您來接受訪問 457 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:16,360 哪裡哪裡 458 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:17,360 請坐 459 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:19,760 阿聲 460 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:20,520 這位就是本年度 461 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,560 最有品味的男士華倫天先生 462 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,520 品味，臭狐味 463 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:26,240 這位是… 464 00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:27,440 他是我的朋友 465 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,960 雖然他是個瞎子，可是他很堅強 466 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:31,680 真是又奸又強啊！ 467 00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,360 余麗珍過來研究一下這預告 468 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:35,720 你們聊聊 469 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:41,600 風流聲，又想出這種招來泡妞啊！ 470 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,480 好狗不擋路，你別拆我的台 471 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:45,920 你要想清楚啊！ 472 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,640 這個妞是一泡難甩啊！ 473 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,160 我四歲就泡妞了，還用你教 474 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,120 談的真高興啊！ 475 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:53,840 余小姐 476 00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:55,600 原來你這位朋友不是瞎子 477 00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,680 我跟他聊過天 478 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,600 原來他是眼瞎心不瞎 479 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:03,400 還是一位很有為的青年啊！ 480 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:04,360 是嗎？ 481 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:06,800 華先生，你過獎了 482 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:08,840 我們進場的時間到了 483 00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:09,760 跟我來 484 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:12,480 我來扶他 485 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:13,520 謝謝你啊！ 486 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:16,680 老弟，我可要提醒你啊！ 487 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:17,840 這個妞很浪漫的 488 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:19,840 你要用點心思搞氣氛 489 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:21,400 你怎麼知道這麼清楚 490 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,080 我想泡哪輪得到你啊！ 491 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,080 傻妞，你偷看我洗澡 492 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:40,640 給你媽拿藥啊！ 493 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:42,440 我媽的藥怎麼會在我這啊！ 494 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,040 何必這麼緊張呢 495 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,200 又不是沒見過 496 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:48,800 我在加拿大 497 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,640 每天幫黑鬼洗澡見得多了 498 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:53,960 介紹個醫生給你啊！ 499 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:54,920 幹甚麼？ 500 00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:55,920 割包皮啊！ 501 00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:02,560 吃東西吧 502 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:06,520 又是香腸煎蛋 503 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:08,800 你一定不吃了 504 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,080 當然不吃了 505 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:11,160 更好 506 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:16,400 我到房裡慢慢吃 507 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,240 媽，你把杯子先放下 508 00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:20,680 甚麼事啊！ 509 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:21,720 我想要把她宰嘍 510 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:23,120 你千萬別這樣 511 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:23,920 你還覺得她可憐嗎？ 512 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:25,360 我怕她打傷你啊！ 513 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:26,120 她是溫哥華 514 00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:28,040 女子空手道的亞軍啊！ 515 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:29,360 氣死我了 516 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:31,560 你追阿珍追得怎麼樣啦 517 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:32,440 當然沒問題啦 518 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,320 今天我陪她媽打麻將 519 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:39,760 來打幾圈兒啊！ 520 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:40,920 不過阿聲的眼睛 521 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:41,800 沒關係 522 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:42,800 我以前刻過麻將牌 523 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,240 我用手一摸就摸出來了 524 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,760 不要緊的，玩玩嗎 525 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:49,760 老闆啊！ 526 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,200 這一招叫麻將台選女婿 527 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:53,240 甚麼意思？ 528 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:54,800 一個人脾氣好不好 529 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,560 最要緊在麻將檯上看了 530 00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:00,880 糟糕，我打麻將最喜歡講粗口啦 531 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,800 那可不行，無論如何你都要忍住 532 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,000 還有啊！要送章給伯母 533 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,200 你到時候記著，看我的手勢行動 534 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:18,200 中章五索，吃呀 535 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:19,360 吃啊！ 536 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,160 吃甚麼吃啊！我的牌這麼差 537 00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:23,840 北 538 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,880 春，一花，又摸一隻花 539 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,040 春夏秋冬花槓 540 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,960 花你都摸的出啊！真不錯 541 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:36,920 這沒甚麼 542 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,360 伯母，我七歲也能摸到花啦 543 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:40,840 我這也是花 544 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,440 花上四萬，這不得了 545 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:44,760 我戴著手套都能摸得出來啊！ 546 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,040 不好意思，我也不想 547 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:48,880 清一色槓上花 548 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,200 牌倒是清一色，不過是詐糊啊！ 549 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:54,800 怎麼那麼不小心啊！ 550 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:56,800 明明是清一色怎麼詐糊啊！ 551 00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:00,440 問題是你摸的不是花，是一索 552 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:04,040 不要緊 553 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:04,760 包牌會旺 554 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:05,760 越包越旺 555 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:10,640 忍… 556 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:13,960 二萬 557 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:15,640 我要 558 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,360 打了十二圈還沒有開糊，真倒楣 559 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,360 伯母，我知道你是九章 560 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:41,760 不過以牌論牌，我一定要拼一下 561 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:44,160 一筒，我包你了 562 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:45,760 年輕人 563 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,040 這個一筒那麼生怎麼能打呢 564 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:48,920 是啊！ 565 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,040 我還以為我的十三么不能糊啦 566 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:54,200 十三么搶糊 567 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,680 一四筒等那麼久都沒的糊 568 00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,120 搶糊啊！伯母，真不好意思 569 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:00,880 管你甚麼事啊！ 570 00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:02,480 是他不會打牌嘛 571 00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:04,240 我看你應不應該打一筒 572 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:06,040 你怎麼搞的 573 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,840 四筒都不打打一筒 574 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:09,360 丫頭啊！ 575 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,920 以後打牌不要讓我見到這個人 576 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:12,760 伯母，我… 577 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,560 他不會打牌 578 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:15,760 我… 579 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,560 還我甚麼，快給錢啊！ 580 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:31,760 死瞎子，一家贏三家 581 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:33,520 伯母還是輸錢的 582 00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:36,240 伯母拿出牌來你千萬不要糊啊！ 583 00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:45,960 西 584 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:47,360 西啊！ 585 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,000 糊啦 586 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:51,480 吃西啊！ 587 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:54,800 不是，我是說這個西字刻得真漂亮 588 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:55,560 多事 589 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:56,800 媽 590 00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:58,080 七筒 591 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:00,160 三萬 592 00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:02,160 六萬 593 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:08,480 再打西 594 00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:10,640 西，又是西 595 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,240 伯母，怎麼你一個人有兩個西啊！ 596 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:15,640 是又怎麼樣 597 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,240 你要糊，剛才那個已經糊啦 598 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,880 伯母啊！別怪他 599 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,440 打麻將輸得多，會語無倫次的 600 00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:23,760 紅中 601 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:26,120 四筒 602 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:28,160 九萬 603 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:29,600 二萬 604 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:34,640 不會這麼巧吧 605 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:36,840 西 606 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,360 哎啊！我已經等你很久了 607 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:43,720 西啊！ 608 00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:49,760 我大四喜，單吊西 609 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,360 我們知道你這張是西 610 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:53,720 不過其他那些牌 611 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:54,720 我們不知道啊！ 612 00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:56,840 年輕人怎麼脾氣那麼壞 613 00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:58,640 還好阿珍沒有嫁給你 614 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,560 要是嫁了給你真是慘 615 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,400 伯母你不要生氣 616 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:03,440 你要原諒他 617 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:04,800 一個人麻將輸出了火 618 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:05,920 很難控制自己的 619 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:07,400 你這個死… 620 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,120 忍… 621 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:09,840 你想幹甚麼啊！ 622 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,560 忍… 623 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,080 伯母你喜歡吃甚麼 624 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:19,120 你幹甚麼你 625 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,080 碰一下嘛 626 00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:22,560 我請你去香港仔吃海鮮吧 627 00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:23,840 聽說最近的蠔，非常肥啊！ 628 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:25,920 伯母，昨天我聽收音機說 629 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:27,000 吃蠔會中毒的 630 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:28,240 夠了 631 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,840 忍忍 632 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:32,080 我還能忍… 633 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:32,640 無論如何 634 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:33,800 今天晚上一定要忍 635 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:34,800 明天我找人揍他 636 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:36,360 不用找，我們已經來啦 637 00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:39,360 對不起大哥 638 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:41,120 您說過，叫我們裝作不認識你 639 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:41,760 是不是 640 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:42,320 是你叫他們來的 641 00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:43,360 沒有啊！ 642 00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:44,560 我們不認識他 643 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,720 救命啊！ 644 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:53,160 快找人來幫忙 645 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:54,040 我啊！ 646 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,920 你不幫忙，一定是你找來的 647 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:01,120 幫就幫 648 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:03,720 有沒有真的，這是真的 649 00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,040 去打他 650 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:07,960 別打我 651 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:08,960 不關我的事啊！ 652 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:20,240 救命啊！ 653 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,200 快走啊！ 654 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:26,760 還不快去扶阿聲 655 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:29,600 我去扶阿聲，誰來扶我阿 656 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,120 老闆，我扶你 657 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:31,840 哎唷 658 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:32,840 怎麼樣你 659 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,480 我的頭被打破了，臉也歪了 660 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:36,840 我們回去再說吧 661 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,600 小心點，先過去躺下 662 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:47,880 不行了，不行了 663 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,320 我喘不過氣來了 664 00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:51,920 甚麼，你喘不過氣啊！ 665 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,160 那王八蛋在揩油啊！ 666 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:09,480 不要怕，老闆 667 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,880 我剛才在廚房偷了好多大蒜 668 00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:14,000 你放在嘴裏嚼爛它 669 00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:15,840 嚼爛它 吃啊！ 670 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:17,920 好難吃啊！ 671 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:18,480 不要緊的 672 00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:19,960 我有妙計，你相信我吧 673 00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:20,600 真的嗎 674 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:21,680 放心 675 00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:27,160 讓我來 676 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,080 你也會 677 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:35,600 媽，你怎麼了 678 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,120 我的氣上不來 679 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:40,840 你快給我媽做人工呼吸 680 00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:42,680 我 681 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:43,760 是，快點啊！ 682 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:44,720 阿聲，有我行啊！ 683 00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:46,160 我能行嗎？ 684 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:50,400 不關我事 685 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:03,800 你的嘴那麼臭啊！ 686 00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:04,760 女兒啊！ 687 00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:06,680 千萬不要跟這種人來往啊！ 688 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:08,600 要不然他會醺死你 689 00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:13,840 Lolanto，還不開門 690 00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:17,200 真倒楣 691 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:19,360 老兄，你幹甚麼 692 00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:20,000 老闆 693 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:21,120 您開給我們一張支票 694 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:22,200 寫錯名字了 695 00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:23,160 我不認識你啊！ 696 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:24,320 改正很容易嗎 697 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,760 我叫斬崩標不叫斬崩刀啊！ 698 00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:28,440 我都不認識你，你別這麼幹 699 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:29,160 甚麼事？ 700 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,360 我怎麼知道啊！ 701 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:32,200 是你叫我們不要打死他的 702 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:33,280 沒有，我不知道 703 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,000 我現在才知道你這麼卑鄙 704 00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:36,560 我不想再看見你，走啊！ 705 00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:38,360 你這種人啊！ 706 00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:39,400 不認識更好 707 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:40,600 甚麼事啊！老闆 708 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:41,480 我怎麼知道啊！ 709 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,840 他們三個蛇鼠一窩啊！走啊！ 710 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:44,760 不是 711 00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:45,920 最好不要說話 712 00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:46,960 那麼臭 713 00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:52,040 真是渾蛋 714 00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:56,760 你是阿珍 715 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:58,680 啊！我看到你了 716 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:02,120 阿珍，我看到你啦 717 00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:04,520 阿珍啊！我能看到你了 718 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:05,560 你真的看見了 719 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:06,920 一定是剛才那人打了我一下 720 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,080 把神經線接好了 721 00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:09,120 所以看見了 722 00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:10,320 阿聲 723 00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:11,440 菩薩保佑 724 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,440 這次我能夠好，完全是因為你的 725 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,240 我不知道怎麼報答你啊！ 726 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,760 怎麼樣，我的樣子漂不漂亮 727 00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:23,120 要不要再梳個頭啊！ 728 00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:25,520 梳得頭皮都快掉啦 729 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:29,240 在那兒 730 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,080 謝謝 731 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:35,480 她是我親生媽媽 732 00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:37,080 這位是余麗珍小姐 733 00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:38,640 余小姐 734 00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:40,080 我叫阿妹 735 00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:41,640 伯母，阿聲說 736 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,200 你們十八年前失散了 737 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:44,720 前幾天才團圓的是不是 738 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,040 媽，阿珍又不是外人 739 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:50,800 當年你把我送給人養 740 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:51,960 都是為了沒有辦法 741 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:53,600 承認你又怕甚麼呢 742 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:56,480 是…是 743 00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:57,880 余小姐，你吃點甚麼 744 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,200 不用客氣了，我跟阿聲來見您 745 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:02,720 是想跟您商量我跟他的事 746 00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,000 好好好 747 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:06,680 你們兩個早點結婚吧 748 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:08,480 下個月底啊！ 749 00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:09,440 好 750 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:13,680 首先，說說我這方面的條件 751 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,000 第一，我不在香港註冊 752 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:19,520 我們要去剛果結婚 753 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,960 婚後我只承認阿聲是我的男朋友 754 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:23,880 你是我伯母 755 00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:26,640 第二，婚後就是我們兩個人住 756 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,520 每個星期六回來跟你吃一次飯 757 00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:29,880 如果我沒空就取消 758 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:31,840 第三，我不生孩子 759 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,160 即使考慮也要在十五年後 760 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,360 第四，婚後阿聲無權 761 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,080 干涉我交任何男女朋友 762 00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:39,080 或者製造新聞 763 00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:41,000 第五，如果我們離婚 764 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:42,600 阿聲的百分之九十二點五股權 765 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:43,640 歸我所有 766 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000 如果你沒有意見請你簽個名 767 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,600 阿聲啊！ 768 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:51,920 媽，不關我事啊！ 769 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,320 她跟她的律師研究過 770 00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:55,880 你讓她做媳婦你簽字吧 771 00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:57,560 還有條附加的 772 00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:58,880 就是伯母你叫我們婚後 773 00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:00,800 不許在公開或者半公開場合 774 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,520 或者向新聞界明確指示 775 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:04,000 或暗示或以行為表示 776 00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:06,240 或以書面顯示我是你媳婦 777 00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:07,680 要不然我會依法起訴 778 00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:08,760 控告你誹謗 779 00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,840 你是不是電視裏的阿珍啊！ 780 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:13,000 這些條件 781 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:14,760 全部是為了保護我的事業 782 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:15,760 跟我的藝術生涯 783 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:16,760 你可以考慮一下 784 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,040 不行不行，說甚麼也不可以 785 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,240 媽，是你叫我追人家的 786 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:23,560 追到了你叫我甩了 787 00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:24,920 那不是開我玩笑嗎 788 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:26,000 吃藥吧 789 00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:28,520 簽這樣的合同是為了娶個媳婦 790 00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:29,840 這杯媳婦茶不喝也罷了 791 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:31,920 媽 792 00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,680 你別以為甩掉人家那麼容易啊！ 793 00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:34,920 泡妞有四字訣 794 00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:36,520 打，追，上，甩 795 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:37,640 甩最難了 796 00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:40,200 阿聲啊！算是我錯了 797 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:41,840 你快點想辦法吧 798 00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:43,960 阿珍這種人 799 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:45,720 如果讓她知道我不要她 800 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,040 她一定不會放過我的 801 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,240 要想個好辦法甩了她才行啊！ 802 00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:51,680 甚麼辦法？ 803 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,760 我要找一個難看的女人 804 00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:55,920 故意讓阿珍見到我跟她拍拖 805 00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:57,480 她一定會翻臉的 806 00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,360 一翻臉那不就甩掉了 807 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:00,800 餿主意 808 00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:03,960 上哪找這個女人啊！ 809 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:07,040 是啊！找美女容易 810 00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:10,040 找難看的就難難難啊！ 811 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:12,840 你是透明的 812 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,120 媽，這個就對了 813 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,400 啊！ 814 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:30,200 難看的女人 815 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:57,160 阿聲啊！媽的化妝技術怎麼樣 816 00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:58,840 她是誰啊！ 817 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:00,000 她是阿妹啊！ 818 00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:01,840 不是，不是吧 819 00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:03,400 我這個樣子見不得人嗎？ 820 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,560 啊！你帶了面具 821 00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:07,800 你幹甚麼？ 822 00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:09,520 我是給你媽面子才跟你去啊！ 823 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:10,760 再這樣我不去了 824 00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:12,000 別再說了 825 00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:12,960 快點換衣服吧 826 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:14,560 晚了就碰不上阿珍啦 827 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,240 剛戴隱形眼鏡的時候 828 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:19,680 一定要小心一點不要碰撞 829 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:20,760 不然會掉的 830 00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,360 那怎麼辦，我度數那麼深 831 00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:24,880 沒那麼巧兩隻一起掉 832 00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:26,600 真那麼巧你可以中獎券了 833 00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,720 離那麼遠走路怎麼會像呢 834 00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,080 親熱點她看著才會吃醋嗎 835 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:36,560 啊！就這樣啊！ 836 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:40,640 比沒有好，兩手指頭也行 837 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:53,560 快點 838 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,440 糟了，真的中獎券了 839 00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:09,760 喂，怎麼樣 840 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:16,640 怎麼樣？ 841 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,320 好過癮啊！ 842 00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:20,920 我的媽呀！ 843 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:22,400 人呢 844 00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:23,480 不知道啊！ 845 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,000 難道她眼大無神 846 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:29,880 Take two 847 00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:42,400 我對不起你啊！ 848 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,600 我忍受不住這麼誘惑 849 00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:44,480 我欺騙你的感情 850 00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:45,680 我錯了，我撞死算了 851 00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,120 我撞死 852 00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:48,160 別攔著我，讓我撞死 853 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:48,680 你不要說了 854 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:49,720 是我啊！ 855 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:50,760 你，她呢 856 00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:58,880 余小姐，當心鼻子 857 00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:00,760 華倫天 858 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:01,840 你在這幹甚麼 859 00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:03,400 我的隱形眼鏡掉了 860 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:04,640 現在甚麼都看不見 861 00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:06,720 不如你送我回家 好 862 00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:13,280 你等我一下 863 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:19,880 這麼快就想甩掉人家 864 00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:21,280 關你甚麼事啊！ 865 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,080 我還以為你很有頭腦呢 866 00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:25,480 原來你還用這麼老土的方法 867 00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:27,400 你這麼愛管閒事啊！ 868 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,640 她的隱形眼鏡丟了 869 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,240 就算你在她面前翻跟斗啊！ 870 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:33,400 她也看不見了 871 00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:39,480 走 872 00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:40,840 豈有此理，四眼狗 873 00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:42,000 阿妹，走 874 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:44,240 又怎麼了 875 00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,360 散場啦，還抱這麼緊 876 00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:48,600 彩排下集可以吧 877 00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:55,920 這衣服很不舒服我去換了它 878 00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:58,640 聲哥哥，你回來啦 879 00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:24,760 我去放點音樂啊！ 880 00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:38,360 你還不想睡啊！ 881 00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:39,040 不想 882 00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:40,400 我們玩撲克牌吧 883 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,920 我們現在玩十三張 884 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:45,200 輸一注就脫一件衣服 885 00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:47,200 好不好 886 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,520 好好好，你一定脫光 887 00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:55,920 同花一條龍，脫 888 00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:04,440 你在那兒幹甚麼 889 00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:08,040 你怎麼換的這件衣服 890 00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:08,920 不行嗎？ 891 00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:11,440 開點音樂聽聽 892 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:13,200 好極了 893 00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:21,000 幹甚麼 894 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:22,120 為甚麼用背對著我 895 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:26,320 我看你還沒這麼快睡覺吧 896 00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:27,520 幹甚麼 897 00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:28,400 玩撲克牌 898 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:31,760 也好 899 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:38,640 咱們玩十三張 900 00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,400 輸一注呢就脫一件衣服 901 00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:50,520 我不懂，這樣算什麼 902 00:44:52,240 --> 00:44:53,200 同花一條龍 903 00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:55,600 夠帥 904 00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:59,480 三條頭，四條第二 905 00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:00,520 最後同花順 906 00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:03,920 我只剩一條褲子了 907 00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:05,440 內褲呢 908 00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:06,840 沒穿 909 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:10,760 老土，還以為你很了不起呢 910 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:11,640 不玩了 911 00:45:12,720 --> 00:45:16,680 玩牌講運氣，喝酒呢，最講實力 912 00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:19,480 敢不敢跟我比喝酒 913 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,640 咱們一人先喝兩瓶 914 00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:25,480 如果沒有喝醉呢 915 00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:26,640 再把那瓶給喝了 916 00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:28,960 好 917 00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:44,960 乾杯 918 00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:12,400 重死了，醉得真厲害 919 00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:17,280 這麼麻煩，不理你了 920 00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:21,680 阿妹，阿妹 921 00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:24,560 不要離開我 922 00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:28,960 阿妹，阿妹 923 00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:30,080 你不知道 924 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:33,400 我多想把心裡話說出來啊！ 925 00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:38,520 阿妹啊！我一直都喜歡你 926 00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,400 不過我是個壞男人 927 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,640 你不會原諒我的 928 00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:45,880 你怎麼知道 929 00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:48,520 阿妹，你原諒我 930 00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:04,880 你騙人的 931 00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:06,160 有哪個女人 932 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:07,480 不喜歡被男人騙呢 933 00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:34,520 這是誰的車啊！ 934 00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:36,360 下去看看就知道了 好 935 00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:39,680 阿聲你回來啦 936 00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:41,040 我介紹個人給你認識啊！ 937 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:43,760 華叔叔是情場殺手 938 00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:45,640 我特地請他回來幫你個忙 939 00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:47,560 甚麼？他 940 00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:49,280 對啊！華倫天叔叔 941 00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:52,000 是你媽媽從前的好朋友 942 00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:53,760 叫我叔叔 　　叔叔 943 00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:54,840 他能幫我甚麼 944 00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:55,760 你有甚麼本事吧 945 00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:59,080 華叔叔縱橫情海二十幾年 946 00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:00,760 他吃鹽比你吃的飯還多 947 00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:02,160 他別人吃得更多 948 00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:04,640 老弟，甩的時候 949 00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:05,760 比追的時候難得更多啊！ 950 00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:08,480 誰不知道啊！不過你沒資格教我 951 00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,080 我沒資格教你 952 00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:11,200 你輸過給我啊！ 953 00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:13,000 上次我一時失手罷了 954 00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:14,680 我現在再給你一次機會 955 00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:16,360 哎呀！你們倆搞甚麼鬼啊！ 956 00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:17,960 媽，你不用管 957 00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:19,640 怎麼比法 958 00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,040 你現在算追到余麗珍 959 00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:22,160 很容易 960 00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:24,000 我要在七十二小時之內 961 00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:24,800 扯你後腿 962 00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:25,760 你行不行啊！ 963 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:27,640 我要讓他從你身邊走到我身邊 964 00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:28,960 輸了洗廁所 965 00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:30,360 一言為定 966 00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:31,600 好，你去買洗潔精吧 967 00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:33,640 這孩子 968 00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:35,080 媽，我一定贏他 969 00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:38,840 這兩天你怎麼那麼好啊！ 970 00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:40,440 我不用拍戲 971 00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:41,600 你就一天到晚陪著我 972 00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:43,240 應該的 973 00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:44,440 為甚麼你不肯陪我 974 00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:45,720 出去走走呢 975 00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:48,440 外面那麼多人 976 00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:50,120 我們二人世界不好嗎 977 00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:53,640 我來聽 978 00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:56,960 這是電話錄音 979 00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:58,400 余小姐全家出去旅行啦 980 00:48:58,600 --> 00:48:59,640 你不用再打電話來啦 981 00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:00,680 就這樣 982 00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:01,520 那電話 983 00:49:01,720 --> 00:49:03,200 我不想有人騷擾我們 984 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:04,240 要不然我為甚麼買機票 985 00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:05,440 送你媽去江門呢 986 00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:12,120 嚴錢聲叫胖子，Over 987 00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:13,600 聽見沒有 988 00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:17,920 胖子賢在正盯著華倫天呢 989 00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:22,360 他現在還在家裡 990 00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:24,600 他還在家裡 991 00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:26,880 是啊！他兩天沒上過街了 992 00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:29,560 沒有理由啊！他跟我打賭 993 00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:31,000 現在已經過了四十八小時啦 994 00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:32,800 有沒有人來過 995 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,560 沒有啊！我連電話都偷聽了 996 00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:35,840 他只叫過一次餛飩麵 997 00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:39,240 奇怪，你繼續監視 998 00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,080 有甚麼動靜馬上通知我，Over 999 00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:50,840 還有一個鐘頭就到時間了 1000 00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:54,080 華倫天，你輸定了 1001 00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:57,040 阿聲，阿聲啊！我們出去吃飯吧 1002 00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:59,200 我親自做了沙拉給你吃啊！ 1003 00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:01,880 這三天我在家裡悶得都快發瘋了 1004 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:03,280 今天說甚麼也出去走走 1005 00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:06,360 過了八點鐘，我就陪你上街 1006 00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:07,160 為甚麼 1007 00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:09,080 你不用問，總之一過八點 1008 00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:10,240 我哪兒都陪你去 1009 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:11,720 又不知道做甚麼壞事 1010 00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:12,760 去看電視 1011 00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:15,080 好啦 1012 00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,520 現在是加拿大的六十二號選手 1013 00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:18,680 莊遜上場啦！ 1014 00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:20,760 他是一個非常年輕的選手 1015 00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:22,560 今年只有十九歲 1016 00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:26,520 喂！ 1017 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:28,920 謝謝你，華倫天先生吧 1018 00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,000 是你啊！那麼好心打電話給我 1019 00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:34,320 華倫天先生，我提醒你帶一瓶 1020 00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:35,800 有檸檬味的洗潔精吧 1021 00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:37,200 我很喜歡聞的 1022 00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:39,160 還有一個鐘頭呢 1023 00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:41,200 你以為你會變魔術嗎 1024 00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:42,360 如果你能 1025 00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:44,440 在一個鐘頭內扯我的後腿 1026 00:50:45,240 --> 00:50:46,040 我就信 1027 00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:47,520 看情形了 1028 00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:54,800 哈哈，沒有電話啦 1029 00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:59,040 門鈴也沒有了 1030 00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:00,360 看你怎麼接觸阿珍 1031 00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:03,160 麗珍，現在是我向你表白的時間 1032 00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:05,840 其實我已經暗戀了你很久了 1033 00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:08,480 因為我自慚形穢 1034 00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:10,640 沒有勇氣向你開口 1035 00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,120 所以我決定在電視台 1036 00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:17,600 買半分鐘的時間 1037 00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:19,200 來表示我對你的心意 1038 00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:23,800 麗珍 1039 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:26,200 啊！四個台全是他，關了它 1040 00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:27,440 別關！我要看 1041 00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:29,240 在五百萬人面前 1042 00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:31,000 我要證明我對你的愛是真誠的 1043 00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:33,080 無論你接受還是不接受 1044 00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:34,440 我都希望見你一面 1045 00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:37,480 否則，我死不瞑目 1046 00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:38,760 你去哪兒？ 1047 00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:40,200 我去找華倫天，你讓開 1048 00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:42,000 阿珍啊！ 1049 00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:44,360 阿珍 1050 00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:51,480 聲哥　　　怎麼樣？ 1051 00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:52,400 她進去了 1052 00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:53,760 壞了，我進去找她 1053 00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:54,800 你在這兒等我 1054 00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:02,040 我還以為你不會來了呢 1055 00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:05,920 為甚麼你不當面告訴我 1056 00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:08,200 我知道我比不上嚴錢聲 1057 00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:10,520 與其三個人痛苦 1058 00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:11,640 不如我一個人痛苦 1059 00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:14,120 倫天 1060 00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:23,160 放我下來啊！放我下來 1061 00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:24,520 救命啊！救命啊！ 1062 00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:25,560 甚麼聲音 1063 00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:26,600 不要管他 1064 00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:29,240 放我下來 1065 00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:31,400 就這兒被吊到天亮啊！ 1066 00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:35,720 屋漏兼逢連夜雨 1067 00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:41,240 真的下雨了，慘了慘了，救命啊！ 1068 00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:42,640 救命啊！ 1069 00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:46,880 報紙上登出來 1070 00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:48,880 他們三天前已經飛到法國去了 1071 00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:52,160 完了完了，我一世英名全完了 1072 00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:54,320 前一陣子，你想甩都甩不掉 1073 00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:55,800 現在用不著耍腦筋啦 1074 00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:56,760 你懂個屁啊！ 1075 00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:57,960 我甩她她一點事都沒有 1076 00:52:58,160 --> 00:52:59,040 現在她甩我 1077 00:52:59,240 --> 00:53:00,040 我還有甚麼面子嗎 1078 00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:01,800 哎呀，輸給華倫天 1079 00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:05,720 其實你也該輸的 1080 00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:07,760 媽你也氣我，我不想活了 1081 00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:08,920 伯母您坐 1082 00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:09,760 謝謝 1083 00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:12,880 你怎麼樣？ 1084 00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:13,880 有人來看你啊！ 1085 00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:14,560 誰啊！ 1086 00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:15,560 你看看 1087 00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:18,640 怎麼樣，沒事了吧 1088 00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:21,000 華倫天，你不是去法國了嗎 1089 00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:23,280 是啊！我一個人先回來了 1090 00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:24,680 你還記得 1091 00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:25,800 你跟我說過甚麼嗎 1092 00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,960 我是說我的車… 1093 00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:31,680 你不知道，其實是媽 1094 00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:33,400 叫華叔叔幫你甩掉阿珍的 1095 00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:34,880 媽，你 1096 00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:38,320 阿珍本來就性格浪漫 1097 00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:39,560 他跟你早晚完 1098 00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:40,840 所以我一到法國 1099 00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:42,480 就介紹了法國小白臉給她 1100 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,400 她果然一見鍾情 1101 00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:45,560 我就趁機先回來了 1102 00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:48,680 阿聲，華叔叔是好人啊！ 1103 00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:49,760 媽，不必說了 1104 00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:51,760 我的性格是一定要再比一次 1105 00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:54,560 你沒甚麼可以跟我賭的了 1106 00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:56,000 如果我輸了的話 1107 00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:57,240 就去大嶼山做和尚 1108 00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:03,080 這也好，我再給你一次機會 1109 00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:04,160 你想怎麼賭 1110 00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:06,480 我知道花魁小姐毛盈盈小姐 1111 00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:07,920 就快到香港來了 1112 00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:09,120 比一比誰先追到她 1113 00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:10,880 毛盈盈 1114 00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:12,040 不錯 1115 00:54:12,240 --> 00:54:12,760 毛盈盈 1116 00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:15,360 就是本年度的鳳仙花皇后 1117 00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:18,360 她爸爸毛仁聖是唐人街的教父 1118 00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:20,040 有錢有面子 1119 00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:22,600 你呀，一定要追到她 1120 00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:26,440 爸爸，叫我找錢難了 1121 00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,880 要我泡妞啊！太容易了 1122 00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:30,480 你這次只許成功 1123 00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:32,000 不許失敗 1124 00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:33,440 因為你爸爸我 1125 00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:37,240 今年的生意是一落千丈 1126 00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:38,440 你看看 1127 00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:39,680 跌得不厲害嗎 1128 00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:41,560 還說不厲害啊！ 1129 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:48,080 哇，這麼慘啊！ 1130 00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:50,520 所以啦，現在只有毛仁聖 1131 00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:52,040 才能夠救得了我啊！ 1132 00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:54,480 如果你做不到她的女婿 1133 00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:56,760 你爸爸連蠶豆都沒得吃嘍 1134 00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,360 我不是連蠶豆皮都沒得吃 1135 00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:00,120 那我連蠶豆沫都沒得吃 1136 00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:01,640 所以嘍 1137 00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:03,920 所以你一定要打倒所有的敵人 1138 00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:05,200 得到毛盈盈 1139 00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:06,320 有甚麼敵人 1140 00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:08,760 風流聲和華倫天 1141 00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,120 啊！又是他們兩個 1142 00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:11,880 明天 1143 00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,040 毛盈盈在她的別墅開生日會 1144 00:55:14,240 --> 00:55:15,760 由她的姑媽兼監護人 1145 00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:17,040 毛姑姑主持 1146 00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:18,600 你一定要不擇手段地 1147 00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:19,920 阻止他們兩個去 1148 00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:20,840 知道嗎？ 1149 00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:23,760 毛小姐 1150 00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:27,480 你真迷人 1151 00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:29,760 肉麻 1152 00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:31,920 毛小姐 1153 00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:34,200 你真迷人啊！ 1154 00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:35,800 你真迷人 1155 00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:38,080 熨好啦 1156 00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:40,760 謝謝你... 1157 00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:44,000 我警告你啊！ 1158 00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:44,600 下次再這樣 1159 00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:45,640 我叫非禮了啊！ 1160 00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:46,600 玩玩嗎 1161 00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:48,880 不是跟你玩的 1162 00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:52,320 穿褲子啊！ 1163 00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:53,880 穿就穿 1164 00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:02,920 你找哪位啊！ 1165 00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:04,160 嚴錢聲先生在嗎 1166 00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:06,120 聲哥哥，你回來啦 1167 00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:07,920 不，我是來拜他為師的 1168 00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:11,080 你這小子沒安好心 1169 00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:12,200 不是啊！聲哥 1170 00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:13,880 我是真心來拜你為師的 1171 00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:16,040 自從上次你搶了我的女朋友 1172 00:56:16,240 --> 00:56:17,840 我想過了，你的確比我更棒 1173 00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:19,440 所以我決定拜你為師 1174 00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:21,120 你早就該知道 1175 00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:22,520 坐吧 1176 00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:24,120 蛇鼠一窩 1177 00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:27,040 聲哥，我今天來向你 1178 00:56:27,240 --> 00:56:28,560 請教泡妞的秘訣的 1179 00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:29,960 泡妞 1180 00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:31,880 聲哥，廁所在哪兒？我肚子痛 1181 00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:33,000 樓上 1182 00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:35,120 我今天的心情還不錯 1183 00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:36,400 教你幾招吧 1184 00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:52,000 這一次癢死你 1185 00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:54,080 這一招叫做心狠手辣 1186 00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:55,120 儘量修理她 1187 00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:56,120 今天就先教你這麼多 1188 00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:57,720 有甚麼事回來再找我 1189 00:56:58,240 --> 00:56:59,760 師父，我先走啦 1190 00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:13,000 佳人有約，先搽點香水吧 1191 00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:45,840 這種藥水一個月都洗不掉 1192 00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:46,840 是啊！老闆 1193 00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:49,240 藍色的華倫天，我來了 1194 00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:06,000 你是不是說，一個月都洗不掉啊！ 1195 00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:23,080 毛小姐 1196 00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:25,080 那些客人來齊了嗎 1197 00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:25,960 差不多到齊啦 1198 00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:27,760 小姐呢？　　在樓上還沒下來 1199 00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:41,800 行啦，夠漂亮啦 1200 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,880 可以下去啦 　 來啦 1201 00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:46,000 下去 1202 00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:48,160 又不記得啦，端莊一點 1203 00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:49,840 知道了，這樣行了嗎 1204 00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:53,040 香港的花花大少都來齊了 1205 00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:54,440 你不要亂受人欺騙啊！ 1206 00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:55,680 知道了，姑媽 1207 00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:57,160 老嘀咕不完啊！ 1208 00:58:58,240 --> 00:58:59,520 男人沒有一個是好的 1209 00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:01,760 你爸爸讓我做你的監護人 1210 00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:03,480 我絕不會讓你受人家騙 1211 00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:06,040 誰欺負你我就用拳頭對付 1212 00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:15,720 華倫天又來啦 1213 00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:55,400 怎麼搞的，看都不看我一眼 1214 00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:00,400 這兩個就是華倫天和嚴錢聲 1215 01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:01,720 今天來的這些男人之中 1216 01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:03,120 最壞的就是他們倆 1217 01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:05,480 我說最好就是這兩個男人 1218 01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:08,520 我來自我介紹，我是華倫天 1219 01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:10,440 幸會，隨便喝酒 1220 01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:12,040 我們到那邊去 1221 01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:15,800 毛小姐，毛小姐 1222 01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:21,840 那戴眼鏡的就是監護人毛姑姑 1223 01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:23,720 負責把守球門 1224 01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:26,200 看看誰能把球射進去 1225 01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:30,760 毛小姐，請您跳個舞好吧 1226 01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:32,800 盈盈今天太累了 1227 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:34,640 不如請余小姐跳吧 1228 01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:37,600 余小姐呢，她的舞跳得非常好 1229 01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:51,280 對不起，盈盈她… 1230 01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:52,920 能請你跳隻舞嗎 1231 01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:55,400 我…好啊！好啊！ 1232 01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:59,400 怎麼搞的？請她跳不請我跳 1233 01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:10,840 你上哪兒去啊！ 1234 01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:18,160 我可以請你跳個舞嗎 1235 01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:19,200 我 1236 01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:20,040 是啊！ 1237 01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:21,480 好啊！ 1238 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:34,640 你不知道 1239 01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:36,080 今天是我的生日舞會嗎 1240 01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:37,600 知道啊！ 1241 01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:39,000 怎麼你一點都不注意我呢 1242 01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:42,040 我一向不喜歡跟人爭的 1243 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,680 而且你也不漂亮 1244 01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:46,640 你眼睛大了一點 1245 01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:47,800 鼻子又直了一點 1246 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:48,960 嘴又小了一點 1247 01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:49,920 人又高了一點 1248 01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:51,840 不過，把這些缺點加到一塊兒 1249 01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:52,680 還不錯 1250 01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:54,080 你倒是挺老實的 1251 01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:56,320 我又不想追你 1252 01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:57,520 為甚麼要說謊話呢 1253 01:01:58,320 --> 01:01:59,640 別跳舞了，出去走走吧 1254 01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:02,320 我很窮 1255 01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:03,160 我不相信 1256 01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:04,440 你的車已經要一百萬了 1257 01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:06,920 不是我的 1258 01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:08,560 是我渾身銅臭爸爸的 1259 01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:13,080 我一向熱愛藝術，我討厭錢 1260 01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:14,560 我不相信 1261 01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:16,040 你不信 1262 01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:17,600 這是車鑰匙 1263 01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:20,440 你為甚麼把它扔了 1264 01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:23,600 我要你相信我視錢財如糞土 1265 01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:25,720 大不了搭巴士回去 1266 01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:27,520 你這個人啊！ 1267 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:28,720 盈盈 1268 01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:31,000 你不理那些客人自己出來玩 1269 01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:32,360 快去招呼客人 1270 01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:34,720 不要緊，我一個人可以了 1271 01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:46,480 危險！ 1272 01:02:58,480 --> 01:02:59,200 怎麼這麼癢 1273 01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:09,000 您認不認識華先生 1274 01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:10,320 認識，很熟 1275 01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:12,960 盈盈 1276 01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:14,400 姑媽，他們倆個是好人啊！ 1277 01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:16,640 好人 1278 01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:18,520 你看看他像猴子似的 1279 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:20,800 不是，這個音樂太有勁兒了 1280 01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:22,040 你們慢慢談啊！ 1281 01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:45,880 哎呀，你何必這樣呢 1282 01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:49,200 你想幹嗎，就告訴我好了 1283 01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:52,200 不是，對不起啊！我走錯了 1284 01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:14,680 毛小姐甚麼時候有空 1285 01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:16,400 我想請你吃頓便飯 1286 01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:17,920 她排期排到明年了 1287 01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:19,120 真不好意思 1288 01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:27,080 渾蛋，害得我沒臉見人 1289 01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:28,800 我也想不到的老闆 1290 01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:30,320 想你個頭啊！ 1291 01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:31,240 失陪 1292 01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:34,360 兩位是 1293 01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:37,000 我叫Lolanto，我是跟他一塊兒 1294 01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:38,080 來參加派對的 1295 01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:40,120 為甚麼要擋著臉？ 1296 01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:43,040 我出風疹 1297 01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:44,600 風疹 1298 01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:48,760 麻煩了 1299 01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:50,480 快把他放床上 1300 01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:54,920 姑媽，姑媽 1301 01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:56,400 沒事的，一會兒就好 1302 01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:58,040 你要這種樣子就別來了嗎 1303 01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:00,400 走啊！你，走啊！ 1304 01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:05,480 真舒服啊！ 1305 01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:25,040 算你走運 1306 01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:27,240 如果不是Lolanto這小子搗蛋 1307 01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:28,480 我早就到手了 1308 01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:30,160 未必 1309 01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:32,720 毛盈盈你能騙到手 1310 01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:34,480 但是毛姑姑你就沒有辦法了 1311 01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:35,560 這個女人啊！ 1312 01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:36,800 好像跟男人有仇似的 1313 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:37,840 現在是恨死我啦 1314 01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:39,920 照我的經驗來看 1315 01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:42,720 他外表恨男人，內心想男人 1316 01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:44,080 會這樣嗎 1317 01:05:44,720 --> 01:05:46,200 她現在熱情內運 1318 01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:47,640 就像一個炸彈一樣 1319 01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:49,720 只要有一個合適的男人去點著她 1320 01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:51,600 她就會砰的一聲爆炸的 1321 01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:53,960 這種事情可對你胃口了 1322 01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:55,400 我們倆都不合適 1323 01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:57,640 但以我們兩個人的本事 1324 01:05:57,800 --> 01:05:59,040 倒可以訓練一個人去追她 1325 01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:00,520 那有誰這麼夠義氣呢 1326 01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:04,320 你們想搶劫 1327 01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:05,640 不是的，我是Lolanto 1328 01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:07,600 你還有臉來見我 1329 01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:12,960 別打別打 1330 01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:15,440 阿聲，聽他們說甚麼 1331 01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:16,560 說 1332 01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:17,520 兩位大哥 1333 01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:19,040 我知道我對不起你們 1334 01:06:19,240 --> 01:06:20,720 不過這次來，我是來求你們的 1335 01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:21,200 又騙我 1336 01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:22,040 不是 1337 01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:22,680 我知道 1338 01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:24,240 我追毛盈盈追不過你們 1339 01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:26,360 我特來求你們放我一馬 1340 01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:27,520 別跟我爭了 1341 01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:28,840 男人的臉都給你丟盡了 1342 01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:30,680 為甚麼一定要追毛盈盈呢 ？ 1343 01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:32,360 我父親生意失敗 1344 01:06:32,560 --> 01:06:34,080 如果我做不成毛仁聖的女婿 1345 01:06:34,320 --> 01:06:35,280 我就得要飯去了 1346 01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:36,440 活該 1347 01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:39,240 阿聲，我們不是正要找人啊！ 1348 01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:41,640 叫我追毛姑姑 1349 01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:44,080 她也不過三十幾歲嗎 1350 01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:46,160 而且她跟毛仁聖一樣有錢 1351 01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:47,960 你追她比追毛盈盈容易啊！ 1352 01:06:48,920 --> 01:06:49,680 倒也是 1353 01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:50,840 如果你肯追她 1354 01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:52,440 我們無條件訓練你 1355 01:06:55,280 --> 01:06:56,000 這泡妞啊！ 1356 01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:58,560 一定要用儀表風度去吸引她 1357 01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:00,720 不過像你這副德行啊！算了吧 1358 01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:02,120 那怎麼辦 1359 01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:03,560 你要用死纏功 1360 01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:04,800 死纏功 1361 01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:07,160 女人啊！ 1362 01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:08,560 最喜歡裝腔 1363 01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:10,040 明明喜歡你，還要罵你 1364 01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:11,960 明明是要你，她也要抗拒 1365 01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:13,480 所以一定要死纏 1366 01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:14,720 怎麼個纏法 1367 01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:15,840 她罵你你當她唱情歌 1368 01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:17,040 她打你你當是拍拖 1369 01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:18,320 她發火你要笑嘻嘻 1370 01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:19,440 她走你就要作揖 1371 01:07:19,640 --> 01:07:20,760 她生氣你要跪地 1372 01:07:20,920 --> 01:07:21,760 她罵聲四起 1373 01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:24,120 你更加殷勤拍馬屁 1374 01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:25,480 這還用練嗎？ 1375 01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:29,000 你沒用無能 1376 01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:30,600 卑鄙無恥下流透頂 1377 01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:31,640 你是渾蛋 1378 01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:32,360 夠了沒有 1379 01:07:36,080 --> 01:07:36,960 你臉皮不夠厚 1380 01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:37,800 骨頭不夠賤 1381 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:39,240 你還要重新修練 1382 01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,240 每天擦厚皮膏一千克 1383 01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:43,720 增加臉皮厚度 1384 01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:57,480 這樣你就脫胎換骨了 1385 01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:00,400 是啊！就脫胎換骨啦 1386 01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:04,160 泡妞呢，要講究儀表風度 1387 01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:05,800 無論一舉一動 1388 01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:06,960 連笑也要有氣派 1389 01:08:07,600 --> 01:08:08,360 你笑給我看看 1390 01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:14,400 你看你笑得像許不了一樣 1391 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:15,800 看我怎麼笑 1392 01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:27,440 你看看你，笑成這個樣子 1393 01:08:27,640 --> 01:08:28,360 怎麼做大情人呢 1394 01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:29,560 再笑一次 1395 01:08:38,040 --> 01:08:40,320 吸引女人呢，眼神是最重要的 1396 01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:42,120 要用你的目光 1397 01:08:42,360 --> 01:08:43,560 去吸引對方的雙眼 1398 01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:45,200 這樣無論你走到哪兒 1399 01:08:45,440 --> 01:08:46,520 她都不會離開你的 1400 01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:48,480 是，說得容易 1401 01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:49,400 你吸引給我看看 1402 01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:50,560 你看著 1403 01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:04,840 你就學我這樣看著那個杯子 1404 01:09:05,040 --> 01:09:06,040 看到它動為止 1405 01:09:06,520 --> 01:09:08,120 啊！我… 1406 01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:19,760 你真是沒用 1407 01:09:20,200 --> 01:09:21,040 一時失手 1408 01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:23,720 好啦，現在我教你怎麼接吻 1409 01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:26,160 這個我喜歡 1410 01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:27,480 誰跟我一塊兒練啊！ 1411 01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:29,680 瓶子 1412 01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:31,360 這瓶子裡有幾粒彈子 1413 01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:33,240 你要學我這樣 1414 01:09:33,480 --> 01:09:34,480 一粒粒吸出來 1415 01:09:34,760 --> 01:09:36,680 全出來了，就差不多了 1416 01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:44,160 陳醫生啊！請你幫個忙 1417 01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:45,120 有個急症 1418 01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:50,560 今天給你做一個測驗 1419 01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:52,000 現在考考你 1420 01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:53,960 看你記不記得教你的國際語言 1421 01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:54,760 我愛你 1422 01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:55,560 記得 1423 01:09:55,920 --> 01:09:56,440 開始 1424 01:09:56,920 --> 01:09:58,200 粵語 我愛你 1425 01:09:58,440 --> 01:09:59,760 潮州話 　 我愛你 1426 01:09:59,960 --> 01:10:01,400 上海話 　 阿拉愛農 1427 01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:05,720 日文 我愛你 1428 01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:06,960 台灣 　我愛你 1429 01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:09,440 法文 　 我愛你 1430 01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:11,520 德文 我愛你 1431 01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:14,600 非洲扎意爾手語 1432 01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:16,600 忘了吧 1433 01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:20,440 渾蛋，這是問候令受堂的 1434 01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:22,920 丟人 1435 01:10:23,560 --> 01:10:25,200 一時忘了，人有失手，沒有時間嗎 1436 01:10:25,440 --> 01:10:26,920 每日罰抄兩千次 1437 01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:32,040 華倫天，Lolanto 1438 01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:38,600 華倫天啊！ 1439 01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:41,960 怎麼是你 1440 01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:47,360 我徒弟有幾分像我 1441 01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:49,280 我師傅有幾分像我 1442 01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:53,560 你們倆真有點像 1443 01:10:54,640 --> 01:10:55,160 不過不知道 1444 01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:56,400 他有沒有辦法弄到毛姑姑 1445 01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:57,480 那就要看他自己啦 1446 01:10:58,560 --> 01:10:59,600 那就要看我自己啦 1447 01:11:05,680 --> 01:11:06,360 還認識我嗎 1448 01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:07,840 啊！華倫天 1449 01:11:10,160 --> 01:11:12,360 不是華倫天，我是Lolanto 1450 01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:14,920 那天那個爛面人 1451 01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:17,160 你找盈盈啊！死了心吧 1452 01:11:17,480 --> 01:11:18,600 我不會讓你見到她的 1453 01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:20,800 你完全誤會我了 1454 01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:23,040 我是特地來約你的啊！ 1455 01:11:24,320 --> 01:11:25,280 我 　 是啊！ 1456 01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:28,400 我第一次見你，我就一見鍾情 1457 01:11:28,760 --> 01:11:30,880 一見傾心，一見發財 1458 01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:32,720 總之我愛你，我愛得發狂啦 1459 01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:34,760 發了狂，發了狂 1460 01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:36,600 我不怕女人打 1461 01:11:38,360 --> 01:11:39,240 我不怕女人揍 1462 01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:42,960 我更加不怕女人抓 1463 01:11:43,240 --> 01:11:44,200 你下流卑鄙無恥 1464 01:11:44,440 --> 01:11:45,360 簡直就是一個大壞蛋 1465 01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:47,760 你罵我我當作是唱情歌 1466 01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:49,280 你打我我當作是拍拖 1467 01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:51,880 你看著我的眼睛 1468 01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:07,000 你幹甚麼啊！放手啊！ 1469 01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:10,040 色狼，不要這樣嗎 1470 01:12:14,760 --> 01:12:17,200 放開我，你放手啊！ 1471 01:12:22,560 --> 01:12:23,760 放開我啊！ 1472 01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:24,760 不要這樣嗎 1473 01:12:25,920 --> 01:12:27,040 好啦 1474 01:12:29,360 --> 01:12:30,640 你別這麼用力抓我啊！ 1475 01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:34,480 我抓得你好疼嗎 1476 01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:36,080 當然啦 1477 01:12:39,160 --> 01:12:40,000 你上哪兒去啊！ 1478 01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:41,680 這兒不舒服 1479 01:12:42,040 --> 01:12:44,040 我們去找個情調好點的地方 1480 01:12:44,440 --> 01:12:46,080 也好，我上去換衣服 1481 01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:47,080 你等我啊！ 1482 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:52,320 喂，全弄妥了，進來吧 1483 01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:57,360 哈哈，全弄妥了 1484 01:12:58,480 --> 01:12:59,920 那你可好自為之啦 1485 01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:00,840 知道 1486 01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:10,800 原來這麼漂亮啊！ 1487 01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:13,560 走啊！ OK 1488 01:13:15,760 --> 01:13:17,080 拜拜 1489 01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:19,840 現在就剩咱們倆了 1490 01:13:20,600 --> 01:13:21,680 好 1491 01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:22,480 你先去 1492 01:13:23,440 --> 01:13:25,160 你每次讓我先去都有花樣 1493 01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:26,320 這次我讓你先去 1494 01:13:26,920 --> 01:13:27,440 那你錯了 1495 01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:30,160 這次我一點花樣也沒有，拜拜 1496 01:13:35,880 --> 01:13:36,640 進來 1497 01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:39,840 毛小姐 1498 01:13:40,480 --> 01:13:41,960 你怎麼來了 1499 01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:45,200 他真有本事，能追到我姑媽 1500 01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:46,720 我們去哪兒吃飯呢 1501 01:13:50,680 --> 01:13:51,480 怎麼他也來了嘛 1502 01:13:57,240 --> 01:13:58,200 你們一定出去是吧 1503 01:13:59,160 --> 01:13:59,800 那我走了啊！ 1504 01:14:02,040 --> 01:14:02,800 阿聲，一起去吧 1505 01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:05,840 不啦，是我自作多情 1506 01:14:06,600 --> 01:14:08,000 你跟華先生在一起才登對 1507 01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:10,880 為甚麼這麼說呢 1508 01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:11,960 大家都是朋友嘛 1509 01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:14,000 我既沒錢又沒車 1510 01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:15,240 難道跟我逛公園啊！ 1511 01:14:16,480 --> 01:14:18,920 華先生，盈盈是個好女孩子 1512 01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:20,840 你要好好待她 1513 01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:25,960 我祝福你 1514 01:14:31,120 --> 01:14:32,480 我改天跟你吃飯 1515 01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:36,520 小子 1516 01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:44,840 阿聲 1517 01:14:47,280 --> 01:14:48,440 你不是跟華倫天出去嘛 1518 01:14:48,840 --> 01:14:49,800 我現在想跟你出去 1519 01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:52,320 我配不起你 1520 01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:54,320 你不要這麼說嘛 1521 01:14:56,240 --> 01:14:58,720 我既沒錢又沒地位 1522 01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:01,360 你跟我在一起沒前途 1523 01:15:02,360 --> 01:15:03,240 我喜歡就行啊！ 1524 01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:08,200 你真的不計較一切 1525 01:15:08,440 --> 01:15:09,240 跟我在一起嗎 1526 01:15:09,680 --> 01:15:10,760 嗯 1527 01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:19,480 你這房間倒很有藝術氣質 1528 01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:25,760 甚麼事啊！ 1529 01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:27,600 啊！耶穌臉上有點髒 1530 01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:32,040 你坐一下啊！我去倒杯水給你 1531 01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:35,600 這幅畫不能看 1532 01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:39,000 記住啊！千萬不要看 1533 01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:06,920 哎呀，你看了這幅畫 1534 01:16:09,080 --> 01:16:09,880 我真是慚愧 1535 01:16:10,760 --> 01:16:11,960 我真是慚愧 1536 01:16:12,520 --> 01:16:13,600 你為甚麼要慚愧呢 1537 01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:16,000 你不怪我 1538 01:16:17,440 --> 01:16:18,240 我怎麼會怪你呢 1539 01:16:19,360 --> 01:16:20,480 盈盈 1540 01:16:24,720 --> 01:16:25,720 三分鐘就有得吃啊！ 1541 01:16:26,240 --> 01:16:27,760 三個鐘頭我都等 1542 01:16:32,360 --> 01:16:33,760 嗨！ 1543 01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:37,400 你不用管我 1544 01:16:37,720 --> 01:16:38,720 我洗完這些碗就走 1545 01:16:41,720 --> 01:16:42,640 她是… 1546 01:16:44,680 --> 01:16:45,440 我甚麼都不是 1547 01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:46,800 我是嚴太太的私家護士 1548 01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:47,920 你放心吧 1549 01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:54,000 你不是說很晚才回來 1550 01:16:55,760 --> 01:16:57,880 是不是妨礙你啊！是我馬上走 1551 01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:01,840 我還在跟華倫天比呢，別這樣 1552 01:17:05,440 --> 01:17:06,920 來來來，別做了 1553 01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:07,760 咱們出去吃吧 1554 01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:09,080 那些麵怎麼辦呢 1555 01:17:09,440 --> 01:17:10,480 我知道有一家餛飩店啊！ 1556 01:17:10,680 --> 01:17:11,560 又便宜又好 1557 01:17:23,480 --> 01:17:24,800 你爸爸為甚麼忽然要見我 1558 01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:26,880 不知道，不過他說 1559 01:17:27,080 --> 01:17:28,760 做甚麼事情都要速戰速決 1560 01:17:30,480 --> 01:17:31,440 他是怎麼樣一個人啊！ 1561 01:17:32,120 --> 01:17:34,400 一個有勢力的成年人，他來啦 1562 01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:39,760 我女兒盈盈和我 1563 01:17:39,920 --> 01:17:41,080 提過你好多次呢 1564 01:17:42,160 --> 01:17:44,000 我毛仁聖這一輩子 1565 01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:46,560 最喜歡你這種年輕人 1566 01:17:46,760 --> 01:17:47,560 我也喜歡你 1567 01:17:48,840 --> 01:17:49,840 老闆你錯愛啦 1568 01:17:50,520 --> 01:17:52,320 甚麼？我不會錯 1569 01:17:52,880 --> 01:17:54,760 有錯就是你的錯 我錯 1570 01:17:56,600 --> 01:17:57,960 我就是喜歡你窮 1571 01:17:58,520 --> 01:17:59,560 你知道嗎 1572 01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:01,280 我年輕的時候也很窮 1573 01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:03,600 窮得我連喝米酒錢都沒有 1574 01:18:03,760 --> 01:18:05,840 但是我有志氣，有骨氣 1575 01:18:06,040 --> 01:18:07,680 有義氣，有豪氣 1576 01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:09,080 還有口氣 1577 01:18:12,520 --> 01:18:14,000 你們說，我還有甚麼氣 1578 01:18:14,320 --> 01:18:15,440 老闆的文章有才氣 1579 01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:17,240 唱歌有中氣 1580 01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:19,040 潛水不用戴氧氣 1581 01:18:19,920 --> 01:18:23,520 還有…去年得了小腸氣 1582 01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:24,640 甚麼 1583 01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:33,360 我歡迎你泡我女兒 1584 01:18:33,560 --> 01:18:34,440 爹地啊！ 1585 01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:36,040 現在不是泡你嗎？ 1586 01:18:37,520 --> 01:18:41,480 如果以後你對不起我女兒 1587 01:18:42,800 --> 01:18:44,040 我就閹了你 1588 01:18:48,080 --> 01:18:49,240 你們下禮拜結婚 1589 01:18:50,640 --> 01:18:51,640 這麼快 1590 01:18:52,160 --> 01:18:52,800 快 1591 01:18:53,760 --> 01:18:55,480 不快，我也這意思 1592 01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:04,640 靠近點，分開點，再分開點 1593 01:19:05,360 --> 01:19:06,480 再分開點 1594 01:19:07,520 --> 01:19:08,600 毛先生，你過去啦！ 1595 01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:11,240 爸，你也在 1596 01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:12,920 不可以嗎？ 可以 1597 01:19:13,840 --> 01:19:14,960 大家笑一笑 1598 01:19:17,520 --> 01:19:19,400 姑媽，你最近好像完全不同了 1599 01:19:20,440 --> 01:19:21,560 他也完全不同了 1600 01:19:24,040 --> 01:19:26,680 Honey啊！我燉了點補品給你喝 1601 01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:28,000 你一定要喝完 1602 01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:32,360 又喝甚麼鞭湯啊！不要了吧 1603 01:19:33,120 --> 01:19:34,120 甚麼 1604 01:19:34,920 --> 01:19:36,400 我妹妹叫你喝你都不喝 1605 01:19:37,360 --> 01:19:39,400 不是，喝…喝 1606 01:19:41,080 --> 01:19:42,040 我這次讓你害死了 1607 01:19:42,480 --> 01:19:43,160 我害你 1608 01:19:43,480 --> 01:19:44,360 你跟毛姑姑結了婚 1609 01:19:44,560 --> 01:19:45,880 你爸不用破產還說我害你 1610 01:19:46,960 --> 01:19:48,880 那個是榨汁機，我早晚變渣滓 1611 01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:50,680 總比我好啊！ 1612 01:19:51,360 --> 01:19:53,280 那個毛仁聖拿我當木頭人玩 1613 01:19:56,120 --> 01:19:57,440 姑媽 1614 01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:00,360 不如我們先下去挑那些幻燈片 1615 01:20:00,680 --> 01:20:03,040 沒有人的，我們倆可以靜靜地挑 1616 01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:06,200 不要了吧　　走啊！ 1617 01:20:06,560 --> 01:20:07,400 拜拜，渣滓 1618 01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:16,360 你來幹甚麼 1619 01:20:16,760 --> 01:20:17,360 來恭喜你 1620 01:20:18,680 --> 01:20:19,760 這次我真是服了你了 1621 01:20:20,440 --> 01:20:21,000 那還用說 1622 01:20:22,120 --> 01:20:23,360 為了一時意氣 1623 01:20:23,560 --> 01:20:24,720 拿自己感情開玩笑 1624 01:20:24,880 --> 01:20:25,760 你認為值得嗎？ 1625 01:20:26,680 --> 01:20:28,120 我肯定你對毛盈盈沒真感情 1626 01:20:28,640 --> 01:20:30,080 你想想你真心愛的是誰 1627 01:20:30,360 --> 01:20:31,360 用不著你管 1628 01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:34,480 本來我受了你媽之託來幫助你的 1629 01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:36,360 想不到反而逼出你做這樣的傻事 1630 01:20:37,080 --> 01:20:37,960 你說夠了沒有啊！ 1631 01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:39,760 聽不聽隨便你 1632 01:20:40,440 --> 01:20:42,160 放棄阿妹這樣一個好女孩子 1633 01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:43,240 是你的損失 1634 01:20:48,880 --> 01:20:50,480 聲哥哥，你回來啦！ 1635 01:21:09,480 --> 01:21:11,760 你明天就結婚了，還來惹我 1636 01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:14,400 這算甚麼 1637 01:21:17,040 --> 01:21:18,000 我只是來工作的 1638 01:21:19,800 --> 01:21:21,680 阿聲，阿聲啊！ 1639 01:21:21,840 --> 01:21:22,520 阿妹不知道為甚麼 1640 01:21:22,720 --> 01:21:23,720 辭工回加拿大了 1641 01:21:24,160 --> 01:21:24,920 甚麼事呢？ 1642 01:21:25,120 --> 01:21:26,000 我也不知道 1643 01:21:26,800 --> 01:21:28,760 你去問問她啊！去啊！ 1644 01:21:29,520 --> 01:21:30,840 阿妹，你聽我說 1645 01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:35,520 阿妹，阿妹 1646 01:21:37,680 --> 01:21:38,080 你去哪兒啊！ 1647 01:21:38,320 --> 01:21:39,600 開車，開車 1648 01:21:40,440 --> 01:21:41,560 快點 1649 01:22:10,200 --> 01:22:10,480 你想幹嗎？ 1650 01:22:10,680 --> 01:22:11,600 警察，趴在一邊 1651 01:22:12,960 --> 01:22:14,000 不准亂看，不許亂動 1652 01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:17,000 阿妹，你聽我解釋啊！ 1653 01:22:18,080 --> 01:22:19,000 你到底想怎麼樣？ 1654 01:22:19,280 --> 01:22:20,080 你為甚麼要走呢 1655 01:22:22,320 --> 01:22:23,120 是不是為了我呢 1656 01:22:24,120 --> 01:22:25,600 哼，才怪呢 1657 01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:27,440 難道是為了我媽 1658 01:22:27,920 --> 01:22:28,760 你不要來煩我了 1659 01:22:28,960 --> 01:22:29,960 你明天就結婚了 1660 01:22:30,160 --> 01:22:31,360 你想玩我到甚麼時候？ 1661 01:22:31,760 --> 01:22:33,040 阿妹，你聽我解釋嘛 1662 01:22:34,560 --> 01:22:35,960 我叫你不要煩我，趴在一邊 1663 01:22:36,480 --> 01:22:37,200 為甚麼要趴在一邊 1664 01:22:37,640 --> 01:22:39,040 因為啊！我是警察 1665 01:22:39,640 --> 01:22:41,120 你是警察，我是誰啊！ 1666 01:22:41,440 --> 01:22:42,520 你啊！ 1667 01:22:42,760 --> 01:22:43,760 長官，開玩笑啊！ 1668 01:22:44,640 --> 01:22:45,960 我現在讓你趴在一邊 1669 01:22:53,120 --> 01:22:55,760 快點回家拿浴液洗個澡再行婚禮 1670 01:22:56,200 --> 01:22:57,160 阿妹究竟去哪兒了 1671 01:22:57,760 --> 01:22:59,000 我怎麼知道她上哪兒去了 1672 01:22:59,680 --> 01:23:00,920 我看我們喝杯茶慢慢談吧 1673 01:23:02,080 --> 01:23:02,760 我不想喝茶 1674 01:23:03,560 --> 01:23:04,600 那你想吃甚麼啊！ 1675 01:23:08,160 --> 01:23:09,640 我想吃香腸煎蛋 1676 01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:13,400 你今天行婚禮了，還那麼花心 1677 01:23:14,520 --> 01:23:15,800 媽，我想通了 1678 01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:18,600 我愛的是阿妹，不是盈盈 1679 01:23:19,240 --> 01:23:20,000 我要去找她 1680 01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:29,560 女婿，怎麼有人把你保出來啦 1681 01:23:30,040 --> 01:23:31,160 快點跟我回家去行禮 1682 01:23:31,720 --> 01:23:32,960 怎麼不是去教堂行禮嗎 1683 01:23:34,360 --> 01:23:36,000 那些教堂說老闆名譽不好 1684 01:23:36,200 --> 01:23:36,880 不准進去 1685 01:23:38,360 --> 01:23:40,240 沒問題，我已經找到一個牧師 1686 01:23:40,480 --> 01:23:41,760 給你證婚了，走吧 1687 01:23:42,520 --> 01:23:44,120 毛先生，我想 1688 01:23:44,360 --> 01:23:44,880 想甚麼？ 1689 01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:46,120 我想改期 1690 01:23:46,360 --> 01:23:47,080 甚麼？ 1691 01:23:47,600 --> 01:23:48,800 我記得 1692 01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:50,360 阿聲，男人大丈夫怕甚麼 1693 01:23:50,560 --> 01:23:51,200 跟他說清楚 1694 01:23:52,760 --> 01:23:54,480 臨陣逃脫啊！ 1695 01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:02,760 你放心吧 1696 01:24:03,440 --> 01:24:04,960 我不會叫我女兒守寡的 1697 01:24:05,960 --> 01:24:07,360 吃片糖順順氣 1698 01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:16,240 華倫天現在怎麼辦啊！ 1699 01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:17,600 你放心吧 1700 01:24:17,760 --> 01:24:19,560 我先去查阿妹的下落，再救阿聲 1701 01:24:26,960 --> 01:24:28,680 恭喜恭喜 1702 01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:30,000 賞面賞面 1703 01:24:30,880 --> 01:24:32,040 老闆 1704 01:24:36,720 --> 01:24:38,400 你肯不肯替我女兒證婚 1705 01:24:45,960 --> 01:24:48,840 怎麼樣？　上帝一定不會寬恕你的 1706 01:24:49,760 --> 01:24:50,960 上帝是哪一幫 1707 01:24:51,720 --> 01:24:53,160 他要是插手連他也幹嘍 1708 01:24:58,840 --> 01:25:00,880 恭喜你 1709 01:25:08,360 --> 01:25:09,200 歡迎你華先生 1710 01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:10,160 你幫我看著 1711 01:25:10,520 --> 01:25:11,240 請 1712 01:25:14,640 --> 01:25:15,360 我有朋友來 1713 01:25:18,560 --> 01:25:19,120 現在怎麼辦？ 1714 01:25:19,360 --> 01:25:20,640 沒甚麼，我來恭喜你 1715 01:25:20,960 --> 01:25:22,160 到了現在還開這種玩笑 1716 01:25:22,720 --> 01:25:23,920 先別說那麼多了，扶我手 1717 01:25:24,520 --> 01:25:25,080 好 1718 01:25:27,080 --> 01:25:28,400 我送了兩份大禮給你 1719 01:25:28,680 --> 01:25:29,360 我有事，我先走了 1720 01:25:29,560 --> 01:25:30,320 好 1721 01:25:33,160 --> 01:25:35,120 老闆說時間到了，走了 1722 01:25:40,160 --> 01:25:42,160 阿妹坐下午三點鐘飛機回家的 1723 01:25:42,560 --> 01:25:43,640 如果你還是愛她 1724 01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:45,520 就跳進我送給你的大禮盒裡面 1725 01:25:46,320 --> 01:25:48,320 跳進去？搞甚麼鬼啊！ 1726 01:25:59,480 --> 01:26:00,840 請大家打開聖經 1727 01:26:01,720 --> 01:26:02,320 簡單點 1728 01:26:04,400 --> 01:26:05,680 我們現在呢 1729 01:26:05,840 --> 01:26:07,480 問我女兒肯不肯嫁他就行了 1730 01:26:09,120 --> 01:26:10,680 那你肯不肯嫁給他 1731 01:26:12,520 --> 01:26:13,600 嗯 1732 01:26:14,120 --> 01:26:15,960 今天晚上我又燉了補品給你吃 1733 01:26:18,160 --> 01:26:19,560 我不用補了吧 1734 01:26:20,800 --> 01:26:22,520 那你願不願意娶她呢 1735 01:26:23,080 --> 01:26:24,040 說啊！ 1736 01:26:33,040 --> 01:26:34,080 說啊！ 1737 01:26:35,760 --> 01:26:37,680 盈盈，對不起 1738 01:26:39,040 --> 01:26:39,800 阿聲 1739 01:26:40,360 --> 01:26:42,320 抓住他，給我抓住他 1740 01:26:46,840 --> 01:26:48,040 這也可以不願意啊！ 1741 01:26:48,880 --> 01:26:49,720 那我也不願意 1742 01:26:50,480 --> 01:26:51,360 回來啊！ 1743 01:26:55,560 --> 01:26:56,840 上帝寬恕我吧 1744 01:26:59,640 --> 01:27:00,640 等等我 1745 01:27:00,800 --> 01:27:01,360 上箱子裏 1746 01:27:01,560 --> 01:27:02,160 甚麼箱？ 1747 01:27:17,440 --> 01:27:18,400 大哥，我不管 1748 01:27:18,600 --> 01:27:20,120 你馬上把那個渾蛋抓回來 1749 01:27:20,360 --> 01:27:21,120 我閹了他 1750 01:27:21,360 --> 01:27:23,600 甚麼都行，就是不能閹 1751 01:27:24,120 --> 01:27:24,840 不閹不閹 1752 01:27:25,640 --> 01:27:27,840 你，馬上派車去追他 1753 01:27:28,600 --> 01:27:31,360 你，馬上叫那些殺手攔住他 1754 01:27:37,040 --> 01:27:38,120 大家分頭走 1755 01:27:39,920 --> 01:27:41,800 停車！快停車 1756 01:27:53,200 --> 01:27:53,560 車開不動了 1757 01:27:53,760 --> 01:27:54,520 下車追 1758 01:28:01,600 --> 01:28:02,520 你怎麼這麼快 1759 01:28:02,720 --> 01:28:03,560 技術好的人啊！ 1760 01:28:03,760 --> 01:28:05,040 不會給人追得褲子掉下來的 1761 01:28:05,400 --> 01:28:06,680 怎麼搞得？那麼晚才來 1762 01:28:08,160 --> 01:28:09,200 怎麼這麼少人追咱們啊！ 1763 01:28:09,640 --> 01:28:11,120 說不定毛仁聖就這麼多手下呢 1764 01:28:15,440 --> 01:28:16,400 甚麼聲音？ 1765 01:28:17,080 --> 01:28:17,800 好多人的聲音 1766 01:28:23,400 --> 01:28:24,000 那麼多人啊！ 1767 01:28:24,520 --> 01:28:25,240 管他有多少個人呢 1768 01:28:25,800 --> 01:28:27,440 以這個車的性能啊！加一點油 1769 01:28:27,640 --> 01:28:29,200 可能贏他十幾個車位，走 1770 01:28:31,760 --> 01:28:33,000 有油就可以贏十幾個車位啊！ 1771 01:28:33,240 --> 01:28:33,880 沒油怎麼辦 1772 01:28:34,360 --> 01:28:34,920 我渾身都嚇壞了 1773 01:28:35,120 --> 01:28:35,880 廢話，走吧 1774 01:28:39,240 --> 01:28:40,320 咱們往哪兒逃 1775 01:28:40,680 --> 01:28:41,760 前邊有一個體育館我很熟 1776 01:28:53,400 --> 01:28:55,160 你們逃不出我的五指山的 1777 01:28:56,520 --> 01:28:58,000 太俗氣了吧 1778 01:28:58,200 --> 01:29:00,520 對齊天大勝那時候說這句話 1779 01:29:00,720 --> 01:29:01,920 現在對我們也說這句話 1780 01:29:03,680 --> 01:29:05,160 如果你能打贏這十個人 1781 01:29:05,400 --> 01:29:06,240 我就放你走 1782 01:29:07,040 --> 01:29:07,600 你真笨 1783 01:29:07,760 --> 01:29:09,080 我能打贏我自己不會走啊！ 1784 01:29:09,680 --> 01:29:10,240 是啊！ 1785 01:29:11,400 --> 01:29:12,560 我做人很公道的 1786 01:29:13,440 --> 01:29:15,520 我這十個人各個都有棍子 1787 01:29:15,880 --> 01:29:17,480 我也可以給你們兩根棍子 1788 01:29:19,440 --> 01:29:20,360 這樣還算公道 1789 01:29:21,920 --> 01:29:22,960 有公道就不同 1790 01:29:24,760 --> 01:29:27,280 哇，太誇張了吧 1791 01:29:28,240 --> 01:29:29,000 冰棒棍子 1792 01:29:30,560 --> 01:29:31,760 冰棒棍子不是棍子嗎？ 1793 01:29:32,400 --> 01:29:33,240 你們慢慢打 1794 01:30:14,000 --> 01:30:14,640 好哇 1795 01:30:17,600 --> 01:30:18,720 我找了根棒 1796 01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:19,640 拋過來 1797 01:30:19,800 --> 01:30:20,680 好 1798 01:30:23,680 --> 01:30:24,800 那我不是沒了 1799 01:30:47,680 --> 01:30:49,000 撞暈最好不用打 1800 01:30:50,360 --> 01:30:51,160 我也這麼說 1801 01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:54,840 快，現在怎麼辦啊！ 1802 01:30:55,120 --> 01:30:55,840 跑啊！ 1803 01:31:02,760 --> 01:31:03,560 這下可好了 1804 01:31:03,800 --> 01:31:04,840 讓你們嚐嚐這種棍子 1805 01:31:05,960 --> 01:31:08,240 衝啊！ 1806 01:31:16,320 --> 01:31:17,160 跟他們交過手 1807 01:31:17,400 --> 01:31:18,520 才知道自己打得這麼棒 1808 01:31:19,400 --> 01:31:20,640 毛仁聖還在外面呢 1809 01:31:21,560 --> 01:31:22,200 是啊！ 1810 01:31:34,720 --> 01:31:36,720 老闆，已經把他們給打倒啦 1811 01:31:37,560 --> 01:31:38,400 要不要進去看看 1812 01:31:38,760 --> 01:31:39,400 進去看看 1813 01:31:42,720 --> 01:31:43,160 行了 1814 01:31:48,240 --> 01:31:48,920 上當了 1815 01:31:50,360 --> 01:31:51,160 把它套進去不怕 1816 01:31:51,440 --> 01:31:52,120 放我出來 1817 01:31:52,360 --> 01:31:54,120 辦不到，拜拜！　　走 1818 01:31:54,480 --> 01:31:55,920 不放我，你把糖給我 1819 01:31:56,400 --> 01:31:57,440 我沒糖吃好慘啊！ 1820 01:31:57,640 --> 01:31:58,600 吃自己吧 1821 01:31:59,760 --> 01:32:00,400 兩點五十了 1822 01:32:00,600 --> 01:32:01,400 到時間了，快走 1823 01:32:08,080 --> 01:32:09,560 壞了，已經飛了 1824 01:32:17,240 --> 01:32:20,160 控制長，三點鐘有沒有飛機 1825 01:32:20,400 --> 01:32:22,640 飛去加拿大的，上面有炸… 1826 01:32:25,240 --> 01:32:32,760 炸…炸雞，你們趁熱吃吧 1827 01:32:42,360 --> 01:32:42,920 你沒走嗎？ 1828 01:32:45,360 --> 01:32:46,520 華倫天說你會來的 1829 01:32:48,000 --> 01:32:50,200 要華倫天說才行嗎 1830 01:32:57,000 --> 01:32:58,000 答應我一件事 1831 01:32:58,560 --> 01:32:59,160 甚麼事啊？ 1832 01:33:00,320 --> 01:33:01,800 以後不准認識別的女孩子 1833 01:33:02,520 --> 01:33:03,400 太簡單了 1834 01:33:03,920 --> 01:33:05,680 我以後連看都不會看一眼的 1835 01:33:20,800 --> 01:33:22,200 洋妞不算是女孩子啊！ 1836 01:33:26,440 --> 01:33:28,040 下次不敢啦 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