All language subtitles for Hell.Motel.S01E02.en

Just a few more steps and...

Ta-da!

- It's an old motel.
- An amazing one.

And it is a steal.

- I'm not surprised...
- Real estate is all about

vision, Portia, and your
little lady right here

has so much. It's scary.

Emphasis on scary.

But with paint job,
cosmetic landscaping,

and a snappy neon selfie wall...

Hello, Selfies.

- Trippy cow skulls--
- Okay, okay.

That all sounds beautiful,
but why would anybody

want to stay here
in the middle of nowhere?

Because...

one of the most infamous
mass murders happened

at this very spot.

Okay, hear me out.

The True Crime industry
brings in millions a year

and people will travel
around the world

just to break
into a place like this.

So imagine how much they would
pay to legit stay in one.

Little sickos like you.

Thousands.

Throw in an on-theme diner.

Serving a trapped market,

you can't get pizza
or Chinese food

delivered all the way out here.
You wanna eat, you gotta hunt.

Yeah, or I can spend that
kind of money on a beautiful

winter home in Palm Springs
for us. With a pool.

Let me think on it.

Of course...

But I know that once
you've done your usual

market research, and you see
how famous this place is,

you'll agree we're looking
at a True Crime gold mine.

Murder's where
the money's at, girl.

So people would...

pay to come and stay at a place
where a massacre took place?

Oh, big bucks.
Oodles of it. Guaranteed.

- No! Floyd!
- Oh, my God!

Everything we own is in there!
Everything!

What are we gonna do?!

- It was our only way out.
- Where the hell's the car?

It's in the shop! We only got
the SUV until Monday.

Are you kidding me?
You insisted that we come in

in that goddamn limousine--
- As part of the experience!

We weren't foreseeing somebody
would murder a guest!

- Who are they gonna kill next?
- Okay, we didn't kill anyone!

So let's go in the motel! Now!

Well, someone did. In there!

And I, for one,
ain't dying today.

You wanna figure out
what's going on?

Then what we need to do
is to get inside. Now!

Okay, let's go.

All I'm asking is for everybody
to keep their heads about them.

Portia and I are handling this.

How do we know you didn't
kill Hemmingway?

And burn the RV?

You strand us here...

and then you pick us off
one by one.

In what world would
that make sense?

We are business women.

We have spent $700,000
renovating this place.

Not to mention what it cost
to buy the motel.

So we're not going to piss away
our life savings

and ruin our lives
in the process.

Maybe not you.

But you,

I'm not so sure.

Yeah, me neither.

Why me?

Oh, right. Let me guess,
my makeup, how I dress--

No. Because you're obsessed
with murders that happened here.

Yeah, girl, I'm a connoisseur
of slaughter.

You're a wannabe.

You wanna relive it all
just a little too much.

And none of you want to?
Really?

Every single one of you

wanted a piece
of True Crime history.

And that is what we delivered.

Total access to the most famous
murder site in history.

On our dime.

I can't believe
how ungrateful you all are.

The bullying,

the finger-pointing.

One of your guests was cooked
to death on your watch.

Exactly!
- So thank you so much

for the invite,
but I want to check out.

- Preach!
- And if they're going,

I'm going too.
- Yeah, me too.

- Sounds like a good plan.
- Okay, I just want to put

this in people's heads.

I've hunted this state
the last ten years...

and it's serious.

There's black bear all over.

And around here, you got
grey wolf and mountain lion.

And this weather's no joke.

Five minutes out there
and you'll be soaked

to your skin. Walk through
the woods at night...

if the wildlife don't kill ya,
hypothermia will.

You're a hunter.

Yeah, my whole life.

Normally, I would bow to you

letting your primal
impulse loose,

but given the circumstances...
- Never boiled my prey to death.

But how are we supposed
to know that?

Listen, fella.
Where I come from,

you call someone a murderer,
you better back it up.

Prove me wrong, big guy.

Okay, let's all just...

let's all just calm down.

Let's calm down. Okay?

Everybody go back to your rooms,
lock your doors--

We'll bed down for the night
and by the morning,

Portia and I will have a plan
for how we can get help.

- That sounds sensible.
- I'm going to the kitchen...

fix myself some food.
- Yeah, help yourself

to whatever you want.
- Yeah, I'm also gonna help

myself to a knife.

I suggest everybody else
do the same thing.

I don't think arming everyone
will make anybody safer.

Look. If I've learned
one thing

from personal experience?

Crazy murderers like these,
they never stop at just one.

What the hell?

I know!

You didn't stew
that chef, did you?

It's not my handiwork

But someone beat us to him.

Good news is, they'll pin the RV
on whoever killed that prick.

Nice work on your talk about
the wilderness and the weather.

Yeah, well, you gotta
explain it to these

city-bred morons that they can't
just, you know,

saunter 45 miles to safety.

One of those people
killed the chef.

It's hard to believe
that anyone from that pack

of spoiled pussies
pulled it off.

Crow or...

Kawayan might be capable.

The wacky spiritual guy
and the artists?

Though, I wouldn't put it
past that freak Ruby

who runs the place.
- Ugh, I don't know.

Portia seems too... put together
to be shacked up with a killer.

Well, someone did it.
And the bigger question is why?

Kids have been dressing up as us
for Halloween for years.

Maybe we have a copycat.

Or...

maybe we have a real
Satanist in our midst.

You really think so?

Someone who understands
the portents

behind the timing
of all this,

and wants to complete
the ritual for Baphomet.

- A ritual we started.
- Yeah.

Whoever it is,
we need to flush them out.

We cannot fail again.

The gateway must be opened
to release Baphomet.

We should just go and...
kill them all, right now.

Mm-mm-mm. Patience.
Patience, my love.

The blood must be spilled
as we move along Saturn's

orbital period,
marking its path, yeah?

Spill it all at once
or too soon,

and the blood loses its magik.

It won't have the power
to open the gate.

We don't have another
30 years to wait

for Saturn's return, so...

this must be perfect.

Okay.

We'll figure out who's trying
to steal our thunder and then

We'll make them pay
with their life.

Yeah.

Slow...

Someone knows how
to use a knife.

Someone had to.

Right, you already popped
your mass murder cherry.

That's not a joke.

I never joke about
serial killers.

Why don't we room together?

Why would we do that?

Safety in numbers?

Do you trust me?

I trust you.

I mean, it couldn't hurt,
rooming with someone

who has already survived
something like this.

I just... I figure I have
a better chance of making it out

alive with you by my side...

It's a crime scene, so...

I guess we should lock up
down here...

Right.

Do you think the murderer...
like,

the original murderer
has come back?

- To finish what he started?
- Well, I don't know.

I mean, did we make this happen
by re-opening the motel?

No.

I promise you.

Let's get this done fast,
we'll go back to our room,

lock our doors, we'll cuddle
our way to tomorrow. Okay?

Oh, God.

We can't just leave him
like that.

We need to at least try
and get him someplace cool.

Maybe the walk-in fridge?

I don't think I can.

We got this.
We can do anything... together.

Okay. How are we gonna
get him to the kitchen?

Guess we...
pull him out of here.

Maybe put him on, like,
a yoga mat and carry him

the rest of the way?

Sure.

Oh, God...

Oh, God.

- Oh, God! No, no!
- Portia!

Andy.

Shouldn't you be in your room?

I mean, I guess you could
say the same for me,

but I will not starve to death.

You okay?

Ah...

I guess...

writing about True Crime isn't
the same as being in it, right?

You think we're gonna
make it?

I know this feels
really far away

from your regular life,

but, Andy...

you were built for this.

It's in your ancestral bones.

You were the son of generations
of survivors.

Yeah. Take a breath with me.

Yeah, that's it.

Now, what I want you to do
is I want you to breathe

in your ancestors who fought,

and who struggled,
and who survived

to get us to this point.

Their genes made us
the men we are today.

We're lucky to be here.

We're lucky to have
survived to this point.

And honestly,

even in all this madness
and challenge,

I'm glad I'm here
with you right now.

Thanks.

You have, um, quite the gift.

How are you so calm?

I mean, aren't you even
a little afraid?

Of course,

but I'm deeply interested in
things that we look away from.

That includes fear.

Helps in moments like this.

Whenever life gets scary,
I walk purposefully towards it.

I hope...

some of whatever you have
is rubbing off on me, Crow.

This is probably the best
sandwich I've ever had.

It's soy sauce. It turns mayo
into super mayo.

Wow. Okay, yeah.

So now that you're feeling
all full and happy

and appreciating
my culinary secrets...

do you think you could
tell me a little bit

about The Sigma Die Killer?

The murder you're part of now,
it's not enough for you?

Okay... fine.
Had to ask, but I get it.

Okay, so,
why don't you ask me something?

Anything you want.

You really travel all over
the world just

to bang these guys behind bars?

I do.

It's one of the perks of being
a flight attendant.

I can bang a killer
on every continent.

Like this one time,
I was on a layover in Berlin.

And I met up with this guy,

Roland Lucas.

He's a murderer
who just got out, and this guy,

like the German cliché,
which as far as I can tell

is 100 % accurate...

He was kinky.

He had me all chained up.

Wait? Like actual chains?

Oh, yeah, they're way better
than ropes, there's no give.

So, he had me all chained up,

arms in the air,
totally exposed.

And...

you weren't like,
scared or anything like that?

Oh, no. I was fucking
terrified,

but you know what?

It turned me on.

Yeah?
A lot.

Fear and sex

are not so far apart.

H-Hey, um...

thanks for that pep talk.

Hey, it's brave to be
vulnerable.

And thank you
for trusting me enough

to share what
you're going through.

Do you wanna hang out?

I swiped a big bag of almonds

that I probably shouldn't
eat alone.

I mean, it would pair
really well with this, uh...

bottle of red.

Andy.

I'm gonna make a run for it
into town.

I'm gonna get us some help.

In this storm?
Doesn't sound like a good idea.

I think I can make it.

With the work I do,
I've logged many hours

in extreme weather. Heat, cold,
I'm used to suffering.

Okay, but, I mean,
you heard that guy.

There's bears,
there's mountain lions.

I can't just sit here
and do nothing.

I will go crazy.

It says it's the most
waterproof coat on the market.

Thank you.

Stay safe.

Who is that?

Can't see who it is exactly,

but one of our little lambs
is getting away.

Like hell they are.

We need nine sacrifices
to open that portal.

Can I kill this asshole?

And I'll do some
reconnaissance of my own.

Be careful.

For all we know,
this could be our killer.

I've never bagged me
a killer before.

That's a big offering
for Baphomet.

That was--

Foul?

Sad?

I will get one of the others
to help me tomorrow.

You're gonna be okay?

Just wanna sleep.

Sleep 'til this is all over
and the police get here.

You should.

I took a Benzo.

Good.

I'm sorry
for making you do that.

You didn't want to
and I should've--

We should've never
bought this place.

Portia.

Come on, this was our dream.

No!

No, this was your dream.

And I never should have
bankrolled your sick,

perverted nightmare.

This is an awful moment,

but it is one tiny
stumbling block.

Stumbling block?

His arm fell off like
an overcooked joint of meat.

But that is what this place
is all about, right?

And you love it for it.
- I love the story.

No, you love all of it!

Your grotesque obsession
with murder

and the poor people
who died here.

I think that you're happy
that they died.

Of course I'm not.

And now you have some
new victim to fangirl over.

It's just...

your obsessions, Ruby.
They repulse me. You repulse me!

I'm sorry, okay,
I shouldn't have said that.

It's not you, it's just...
it's this place.

No.

You meant every last word.

And you don't get to try
and smooth that over now!

You don't get
to pretend that everything

we have been building
is suddenly perverted

and disgusting!

I am so
tired of being

your little fix-it project!

I'm so tired of never
living up

to your
holier-than-thou standards!

So you can go screw yourself,
Portia!

You know what?

Better yet,
paint a target on your chest,

you let that murdering bastard
try and find your heart.

And rip it straight out of you.

Don't move.

Stand still.

Shh...

You run and that beast
will run you down.

He'll be eating your liver
before you get

back up to the top of this road.

You gotta stand your ground
and scare it off.

Move on, you bastard!

Get out of here! Move on.
Git! Hey!

- Thank you.
- Uh-huh.

Y-You can just keep that.

Jumpy bugger, aren't you?

What are you doing out here?

I'd ask the same about you.

I'm going to get us help.

You're gonna become
a chew toy.

Which is why I told
everyone else

to wait until at least sunrise.

I guess I forgot the part
where I take orders from you.

So what's your real name?

Don't say Crow because that is
some made up Indian bullcaca.

I only got your first name.

Floyd Dantree.

So what's yours?
- You got an ID, Floyd Dantree?

I lost it in the RV fire.

That's convenient.

You suspect me
of something?

I suspect everybody...

except Hemmingway.

So you and your wife,
you just show up...

at some out of the way,
hole in the wall motel

that you apparently
don't know about?

And some mysterious fire
destroys your RV?

Yeah, I suspect that a bunch
and you would too,

so why don't you tell me
what you're really doing here?

How about I show you?

Crow!

Crow! Where are you?

Guess I didn't have to worry.
Didn't know you'd have company.

Yeah, no. There's nothing
to worry about.

Well, the wolf he just
ran into says otherwise.

Mother Nature.

She can be one mean,
dangerous bitch.

Okay, you saw one wolf?

There'll probably be others
nearby. We should go.

No, no, no. I'm not gonna sit
on my hands in that motel, Andy.

Look, can you talk some sense
into him for me?

That's what I came
out here to do.

If he insists on this
foolishness, I just,

well, can't let him go
on this track alone.

I ain't that kind of guy.

I... guess it can wait
'til morning.

Good man.
Sane man.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

- What? You don't want it?
- I do, I do. I just...

feels like we're moving a little
bit too fast. Don't you think?

With like Hemmingway--

Oh, Hemmingway just reminds me
that life is short.

You know that better
than anyone, right?

And when you know
what you want,

why should you wait for it?

And what I really,

really want...

I think I know what you want.

...is to see your scars.

What?

Whoa, whoa, um...
- You don't have to be

embarrassed, you don't have to
hide anything from me, Blake--

I'm not, I'm not.
It's just, I...

Why do you want to see them?

Oh, my Gosh.

Now take this off.
- Um, okay...

Take this off.

Oh, my God.

You were sliced and diced...

X-Acto knife?

It's a poker...
fireplace poker.

Mm-hmm...

Now, back to that other thing
I want.

Yeah?

I got a feeling
you want it too.

Oh, uh...

No way.

No, no, no. I...

I don't think so. Also, I don't
know if now's the right time...

for something like that. You...

There's a murderer
out in the halls and...

Really?

Oh, Jesus...

Okay...

Look.

Locked.

Okay...

Locked.

- Okay...
- Both locked.

You're safe.

Well...

safe as you want to be.

Okay... Okay...

Okay.

Yeah...

Who's my good boy?

Uh... put that away.

But I like it...

No. Put it away, put it away.

It's fine,
what are you so afraid of?

No, no. Unlock the cuffs.

Shh, shh, calm down.

Don't worry about it,
you're safe.

No, no, unlock the cuffs.
Unlock the fucking cuffs!

Jesus...

God!

Thought this was
an art installation,

not a performance art piece.

This? This is all shit.

I thought it looked
pretty damn good.

Soda?

Cheers.

Cheers.

I've spent my entire career
translating these horrors

into visual, visceral media,

but all this time,
I've been nothing but a hack.

Come on,
why are you saying that?

Seeing actual murder,
up close and personal?

What I was doing
was just play acting.

You're being too hard
on yourself.

No way. You saw Hemmingway,

you saw his body.

That's what murder is.
That was the real deal.

Everything I do,
it's just a photocopy.

Maybe you need to try
your hand at murder.

What I'm saying is...

if you need to invest yourself
in your art,

that might be your only option.

Or you can just try
changing your oeuvre

to something less... bloody.

Do you think you can do that?
Kill someone?

In the heat of the moment?
Sure.

We all have a killer
hiding within us.

Ah!

Jesus! You gave me
a heart attack.

Could've been a lot worse.

You should be in your room,
doors locked.

Yeah, look who's talking.

Crow here thought he could
walk 12 plus hours to get help.

Full-on savior complex,
this guy.

- I'm going to bed.
- Yeah, me too. I'm beat,

and Shirl's probably worried.
Good night.

And sleep with the angels.

I trust that guy about
as far as I can throw him.

- Who? That good ol' boy?
- And his machete.

We're all carrying weapons.

I get that.

I'm a real good reader
of people, Andy, and that guy?

With his glaring eyes
and his tough guy stance.

That guy's a killer. Trust me.

I'll admit he gives off
weird vibes.

But he could've killed us both
out there if he wanted,

returned to the motel,
no one the wiser.

He's biding his time
until he can pull off

something Hemmingway
level awful.

And you know what that means?

The rest of us,
we have to stay on guard.

We have to stick together.

Floyd?

What are you doing out there?

And in your outdoor things?

Hope you wiped off
all that mud.

Because if you damage
any of the wood,

you'll be charged for it.

Her soul must be
dispatched to hell.

Not in the middle of
the goddamn hallway, Floyd.

I swear,

left to your own devices...

Portia, sweetheart...

can we talk?

You're not the only one that
said things she shouldn't have.

I'm sorry for all of it.

Portia?

Love?

Stupid! Stupid!
Idiot!

Argh! You did not treat
viper venom in yak meat,

slay dragons to back off
to that motherfu...

I cannot stay here!

I cannot stay here cooped up!
It's unsafe!

I gotta go!

Tell me that wasn't amazing?

Tell me that wasn't
the hottest,

craziest sex you've ever
had in your entire life.

That was... something.

That was everything.

Hey, can you do the other...
the other hand?

Yeah, I guess, since you've
been such a good boy.

- Thank you.
- And...

You're free.
So here's a question

that's definitely on my mind,

who do think's gonna bite
the bullet next?

Uh...

Really rather
not think about that.

Well, you should,

because if we don't figure out
who the killer is,

he or she, will strike again.

And we want to make sure
we're out of here

or safe before
they call our number.

So?
Who do you think it's gonna be?

I... don't know--

Oh, I got another question.
Who do you want it to be?

No one?

Look, I know, after
everything you've been through

that life is precious
and all that,

but come on, you're human.

There's gotta be someone
who you wish

meets the chewing end
of a chainsaw.

You could totally kill someone
here and get away with it.

I mean, you could just
do it and then

blame the psycho murderer, right?

- Um...
- So? Who would that be?

Okay, so for me...

I think it would be
Prissy Paige.

- Yeah?
- I did kind of like

the first Doomed Service,
and she was okay in it.

But if I'm honest? Each sequel
was worse than the last,

and that was because
of how grating she was.

Always running and crying
and being all self-righteous.

I mean, it's boring.

And her sex scenes, my God!

She screws like someone
who's never seen a dick.

Yeah.

Yeah, we kill her...

and then once we're out of here,
safe and sound...

we translate
all the fame and fortune

into another book for you,

and an acting career for me.

I could play Caitlyn
in the next Doomed Service.

Or actually, no,
I should just play myself.

I'm more badass,
definitely sexier.

People would eat me up.

What do you think?
Wanna be famous?

That was messed up.

Come on,

I'm just playing what if.
- Yeah, about murdering

an innocent woman who hasn't
done a thing to you.

Okay, it doesn't
have to be her.

We could save her for last.

Yeah, Paige's death
would have to be poetic.

A has-been actor,
how do we kill them?

Replace a prop knife
with a real knife.

Oh, no, I know!

I know, Blake!
We cram all her bad reviews

down her throat!

What? Blake, I'm joking! Jesus.

Are you?

Yes!

Aw, Blake. Jesus.

Aw...

I'm not a monster,
I'm misunderstood.

That was fun.

Pussy. Ugh.

Do we even need that?

I mean, I can just set us up
on a texting system instead.

It's the actual bell they had
here the night of the murders.

Uh, you didn't tell me that.

No... because you'd get
all freaked out.

I want you to be happy
and enjoy what we're doing.

Because what we're doing, babe?

Starting the next chapter
of our lives together.

I would just enjoy the weekend
so much more

if our closest neighbors
weren't hours away.

All the best horror
takes place in isolation.

Evil Dead, Cabin In The Woods--

The Shining.

Wow, the Portia I met
and fell in love with

would've thought the shining was
just some kind of yoga retreat.

Trust me, this is good.

I trust you with my life.

Our guests are here.

Portia, do you hear that?

Portia?

It's been raining
like cats and dogs.

There must be
a leak somewhere.

Portia?

Help!

Help!

Help!

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