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[screaming]
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[door thuds]
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Party's over, Skiñata Killer.
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[knife clatters] No blood or
candy will be spilled today.
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[dramatic music]
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[both screaming]
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[door thuds]
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Drop the spoon, Mary Choppins.
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[spoon clinks]
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You're supercalifragilistic-
expialidoc-under arrest.
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♪
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[screaming]
[door thuds]
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Cos-Slayer, put your paw...
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[yawns]
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Wow, sorry. Long week.
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You know what?
Book yourself.
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Wait, is this the same place?
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Maybe we should arrest
this warehouse.
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♪
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[groans]
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Aw, come on. Are you serious?
Kobe.
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Barkley.
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[exciting music]
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♪ ♪
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[shattering]
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[bell rings]
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Stan the man, what is the plan?
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Harassin' ducks at the pond?
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Huh?
Internet porn at the library?
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- Cap the night with some light arson?
- If it isn't Stan,
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who wears a cape
in an obvious attempt
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to fly away
from his broken home.
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Hey, why don't you lay off him?
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[dramatic music]
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It's Zephyr.
The most beautifully damaged
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- kid in the eighth grade.
- Yo, Tyge, your lips are pretty chapped.
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Is that from your dad's
mouth-kisses
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or your mom's breastfeeding?
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I haven't touched
mother's milk in a year
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and you know it!
Come on, boys.
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Whoa.
Is that you riding a demonic snake
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- that's eating Grimsburg?
- Oh, yeah, it's just a drawing
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and not a prophetic vision
I keep having.
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- You're pretty different, aren't you?
- Me? Heh. Nah.
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- Just the normal amount of different.
- [sighs] That's too bad.
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♪ ♪
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Wow, that is one hot, brooding
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25-year-old-looking tween.
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[slurps]
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[gulps] Ugh.
I hate this flavor.
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You okay?
Lookin' a little tired.
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Oof. I just need to get
to the weekend.
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And look,
it's already hump day.
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If by hump day you mean
the second hump on the camel,
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then yeah,
because it's Thursday.
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[dramatic music]
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[groans]
Marcia Gay Harden!
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The Grimsburg
Miniature Competition.
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There's not much time
to make not much of a room.
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[light classical music]
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Mr. Flute.
After your award-winning
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Cottagecore mudroom last year,
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- I'm eager to see what's next.
- Well, Jebediah,
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I thought I'd go
in a different direction...
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a real back-to-basics
Scandinavian kitchenette.
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Well, the stools are a bit rickety.
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The fridge door won't fully close.
And this knife...
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huh.
Is this...
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- a toy?
- I was out of time,
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and I may have borrowed it from my
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son's Barbie Dream Investment Property.
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[all gasping]
Judas!
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Come on, Jebi D.
It was one little mistake.
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In our tiny community,
little mistakes are huge.
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You are...
disqualified.
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How dare you?
Ahh!
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[grunting]
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After all I've given to the
Mature Amateur Miniaturists,
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this is like a to-scale knife
in my full-sized back.
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Wish I could return the favor.
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♪ ♪
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[bottles clattering]
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[snoring]
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[notification chimes]
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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Weird.
I was just here yesterday.
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♪ ♪
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[gasps]
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- This was found on his body.
- Sharp enough for what?
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[all gasping]
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Like cashmere in the dryer,
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it's time for my crime mind
to get shrunk.
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[echoing] ...shrunk.
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[suspenseful music]
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♪ ♪
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But who could have done this?
[whistles]
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♪
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Brown hair.
Too coarse for the head.
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Too straight for a pube.
More like a mustache.
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This is like a to-scale knife
in my full-sized back.
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Wish I could return the favor.
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[gasps]
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This means the killer is...
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- Me?
- I'm sorry, Flute.
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[handcuffs click]
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Run!
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- Hey! [groans]
- Oh!
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[panting]
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Gotta find a disguise.
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♪
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[grunts, groans]
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♪ ♪
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Ugh.
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We got ourselves a fugitive.
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I want you checking
every warehouse, farmhouse,
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henhouse, outhouse, whorehouse,
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"Full House," "Fuller House,"
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House of Pancakes,
"The Haunting of Hill House."
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That covers
single-family dwellings.
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Now let's move to apartments:
"The Apartment,"
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apartment 23, where the B
should not be trusted.
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- I think we're good, sir.
- Summers, you're with me.
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- Let's go prove Flute's innocence, sir.
- No. Flute's a murder suspect.
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We gotta do our jobs
and track him down.
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But Flute would never kill.
And I'd know.
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He's my best friend.
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That's what this
friendship bracelet means.
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- What does that one mean?
- Oh, that's the one I made Flute.
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But he said it meant nothing
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and he'd kill me if I tried
to give it to him again.
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♪ ♪
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[water running]
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[somber music]
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The only person
who believes in you is I, me.
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What is us gonna do?
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♪ ♪
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Wide-ruled lines.
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Residue from a scented eraser.
Written with...
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a jelly-grip JellyJoy gel pen
you'd find in a middle school?
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- Pentos.
- Do you mind? I'm kind of pee shy.
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Oh, I'm the opposite.
Very peesuadable.
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If I even think about... move!
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I'm also easily impooenced,
so please move! Ah...
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[locker rattles]
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"Have lunch with us?
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Class pet cemetery. Zephyr."
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- Uh, euphori-yeah!
- I don't know.
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I'm dealing
with my dad being a killer.
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Forget about your dad.
He's gone.
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Who knows the next time
you'll see him?
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[suspenseful music]
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♪ ♪
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- Why are you framing me?
- I... I am ashamed to admit
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I frame so many I cannot
put a name to your face.
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It's me. Flute.
And I found this at the crime scene.
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I couldn't have done it, Marvin.
I was at show choir last night.
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Did I get the solo?
No. Thank you for asking.
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I am no longer doing
show choir.
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But you have been set up.
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And whoever did it forgot
to check their work.
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This isn't just a hilarious
"69" joke I don't understand.
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It's a secret code.
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And it may be the key
to keeping me out of prison.
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But it's still funny.
[chuckles]
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69. [chuckles]
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And I shan't let someone else
ruin the life
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of my nemesis-cum-protégé.
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After all, what is a cat
with no mouse?
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Would you watch a show
called "Tom"?
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No. I need my Jerry.
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You may bunk with me
while you clear your name.
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Then it looks like
I'm going undercover
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in the most cutthroat and
lawless world known to man...
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- middle school.
- Hey look, it's Ron Obese-sley.
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[laughter]
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Crack the code,
solve the case, clear my name.
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3-5-0-1-6-9. Ha.
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[computer beeps]
Uh-oh.
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[door opens]
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- [sobbing]
- Immediately no.
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[register beeping]
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Does this mean anything to you?
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Well, I don't know
how to void this,
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so blame it on inflation, kid.
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Has to be someone who blends in.
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Someone creepy-looking.
Someone like...
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♪
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That creep.
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Um, you sure we should pursue
Flute on an empty stomach?
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We could stop
at Cheesecake Factory.
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Hey, just because
Flute's your friend
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doesn't mean you gotta believe
he's innocent.
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Yeah. That's a good point.
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Let me turn on the radio.
[upbeat music]
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♪ Believe in people sometimes ♪
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♪ When they're your friends ♪
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♪ Believe in your friends
until the end ♪
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♪ Sometimes ♪
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Damn.
Music's really good these days.
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But we can't listen
to the radio right now.
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We have to find Flute.
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[suspenseful music]
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Remember, they like weird,
but don't be too weird,
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- 'cause that's just weird.
- Oh, hey, Stan. You made it.
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Welcome to the Trauma Club,
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a group of everyday American
teens but with incredibly dramatic
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and horrific backstories.
That's Kyler.
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He's only 12
but already has face tattoos
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and severe anger problems.
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Stitney's an ex-pageant star
who was pushed to her limit
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and now she can't stop
scream-crying.
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- I'm happy!
- And that's Renee. She's just really tall.
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So tall we could never, like,
actually hear her backstory,
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but she sounds
really traumatized.
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[mumbles indistinctly]
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- So what's your damage, cape boy?
- Um, uh, well...
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my dad abandoned me today.
For a second time.
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Because he murdered someone.
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- Whoa. Trauma-rama.
- Epic sadness!
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[mumbles indistinctly]
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- Let's get this kid some eyeliner.
- It's a low bar,
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but I've never been
more proud of him.
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No, stay! Bad!
Back to hell.
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Ahh!
[handcuffs clicking]
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No, I'll never go back
to my job on Wall Street!
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Oh, yes, you will.
You... wait, what?
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- Aren't you from the IRS?
- Me? No, I'm Marvin Flute,
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undercover detective
trying to clear his name.
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- And you didn't frame me?
- No. My name's Cal.
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I've been hidin' out here
ever since I walked away
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from making millions
on Wall Street.
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You walked away
from the heady thrill
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of gambling with people's
life savings for... this?
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Here's the thing
about cleaning up vomit,
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once the sawdust dries
and the dust pan's full...
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- you're done. No more vomit.
- You're not haunted by it,
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replaying it in your mind
night after sleepless night,
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agonizing over some clue
you might have missed
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until you can't take it anymore
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and you rush out of bed
to the crime scene
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in your T-shirt and boxers.
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But you find nothing
except a cold breeze.
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And that's when you realize you
popped out of your boxers a little.
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It's probably not indecent exposure,
since it was clearly an accident,
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and the uniform on duty
didn't see anything...
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or maybe just pretended
not to see anything.
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There's none of that.
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No agonizing, no insomnia,
no haunting.
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Uh, except for the ghost
upstairs.
251
00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:19,820
[ceiling panel squeaks]
252
00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,760
Let me show you
what my nights are like.
253
00:11:21,790 --> 00:11:23,659
[mellow acoustic music]
254
00:11:23,660 --> 00:11:24,800
Whoa.
255
00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:27,830
♪ ♪
256
00:11:27,970 --> 00:11:30,969
- Pretty nice man-roof you've got.
- Not just me.
257
00:11:30,970 --> 00:11:34,980
All of us janitors have run away
from our high-stress jobs...
258
00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:37,320
brain surgeons,
corporate execs...
259
00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:39,989
- even Prince Philip.
- But look at me now.
260
00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:43,929
I flat-mopped a diarrhea, I did.
Pip, pip!
261
00:11:43,930 --> 00:11:46,199
See? None of us have
a care in the world.
262
00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:49,710
And we get a solid ten hours
of sleep every night.
263
00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:52,310
Ten? They make that
many hours of sleep?
264
00:11:52,334 --> 00:11:53,819
You could have it too, Flute.
265
00:11:53,820 --> 00:11:59,720
♪
266
00:12:00,870 --> 00:12:02,970
You know,
this gas station has beer
267
00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:06,380
- that can be stolen.
- Oh. Uh, okay.
268
00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,580
Then allow me.
269
00:12:10,290 --> 00:12:13,130
Now we're cookin'
with felonies, baby.
270
00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:14,900
Wait, I didn't
have to convince you.
271
00:12:14,930 --> 00:12:18,470
I mean, isn't that my whole...
[bell dings] job?
272
00:12:18,570 --> 00:12:21,910
[soft dramatic music]
273
00:12:22,010 --> 00:12:23,450
[bottles clinking]
274
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:26,394
Goin' somewhere, kid?
275
00:12:26,429 --> 00:12:31,090
♪
276
00:12:31,130 --> 00:12:33,800
Yeah, I'm gonna walk
right out that door,
277
00:12:33,870 --> 00:12:36,521
- and you're gonna let me.
- Oh, yeah?
278
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:39,880
- And why would I do that?
- Because you're safe.
279
00:12:39,910 --> 00:12:43,650
And I'm chaos, baby.
I've been abandoned, kidnapped.
280
00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:45,190
I'm screwed up beyond belief.
281
00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:49,482
Now get out of my way
before I prove it to ya.
282
00:12:50,630 --> 00:12:51,600
[door opens]
[bell dings]
283
00:12:51,601 --> 00:12:53,510
Take me with you.
284
00:12:53,610 --> 00:12:56,610
- Party at my house! [all cheering]
- Let's get wasted.
285
00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:57,810
[dramatic music]
286
00:12:57,910 --> 00:13:00,390
"Reba McEntire Red."
287
00:13:00,490 --> 00:13:03,460
Flute always said she has
the best hair in country.
288
00:13:03,490 --> 00:13:04,330
Ah, there's a print.
289
00:13:04,490 --> 00:13:06,770
Go ahead and scan it,
see if we can get an ID.
290
00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:09,570
Oh, I'd love to, but
my scanner hasn't worked
291
00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:13,349
- since the last update.
- Listen, I know this is hard for you.
292
00:13:13,350 --> 00:13:15,880
But you don't always know
people as well as you think.
293
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,690
I used to have a partner too.
294
00:13:17,790 --> 00:13:20,030
We were close.
Really close.
295
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:22,060
Didn't just work together.
We lived together.
296
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:25,199
Even slept in the same bed.
Showered together too.
297
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:28,780
Turns out
he was gay the whole time.
298
00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:31,950
- You think you know someone.
- Um, yeah.
299
00:13:32,050 --> 00:13:34,089
But it kind of seems
like you did know.
300
00:13:34,090 --> 00:13:37,430
Ask yourself, how well
do you really know Flute?
301
00:13:37,490 --> 00:13:39,970
♪ ♪
302
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,700
[scanner trills]
303
00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,810
Match found. Marvin Flute.
304
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:46,980
- Let's bust a Flute.
- Seriously?
305
00:13:47,050 --> 00:13:49,990
[mellow music]
306
00:13:50,050 --> 00:13:52,990
♪ ♪
307
00:13:53,090 --> 00:13:55,430
You're almost one of us.
308
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,530
Meet me at school tomorrow
and let's finish it.
309
00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:00,940
Is it a medical condition
to spin that much?
310
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,710
Stan, this party's getting
a little out of hand.
311
00:14:03,780 --> 00:14:04,850
Somebody's gonna end up sleeping
312
00:14:04,950 --> 00:14:05,950
with their best friend's ex-boyfriend
313
00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,460
and then get blackmailed
into writing a play about it.
314
00:14:08,490 --> 00:14:10,690
But you're always telling me
to do stuff like this.
315
00:14:10,790 --> 00:14:14,000
- "Embrace the chaos"?
- Yeah, the fun chaos.
316
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:15,500
This is dark chaos.
317
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:18,440
Look around... no kids' lives
should be this dramatic.
318
00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:22,880
You're just jealous
that I have real friends
319
00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:25,020
and don't need you anymore.
320
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:27,130
Come to think of it,
if I imagined you,
321
00:14:27,230 --> 00:14:32,597
- I could easily un-imagine you.
- Wait, Stanny, let's talk about this.
322
00:14:32,632 --> 00:14:37,970
♪ ♪
323
00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:45,000
[serene music]
324
00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:48,200
[soft vocalizing]
325
00:14:48,340 --> 00:14:54,240
♪ ♪
326
00:14:59,660 --> 00:15:03,159
Marvin! Hate to interrupt
your dreamy bag reverie,
327
00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:04,460
but it's only a matter of time
328
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:07,270
before the manhunt
turns into manfound.
329
00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:10,250
You must get back
to clearing your name.
330
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:14,820
Or I could just change it
to a name that's already clear
331
00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:18,500
and will totally blend in.
Goodbye, Marvin Flute.
332
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:22,540
Hello, middle school janitor
Rodney Pornocopter.
333
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:26,510
♪ ♪
334
00:15:26,540 --> 00:15:28,880
[whistling]
335
00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:32,120
♪
336
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,200
Um, Marvin?
337
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:42,439
Any closer to solving
this twisty, turny casey?
338
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:44,950
Pentos, I told you.
I'm a janitor now.
339
00:15:45,050 --> 00:15:46,370
Killers aren't my problem anymore.
340
00:15:46,394 --> 00:15:48,959
Now, if someone murders a
toilet, sure, give me a ring.
341
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,260
Unless it's on the freakend.
342
00:15:50,330 --> 00:15:53,800
I was just wondering
what you're working on there.
343
00:15:53,830 --> 00:15:56,330
Using my new free time to
get back into making miniatures.
344
00:15:56,354 --> 00:15:58,810
But I'm finding myself
a bit uninspired.
345
00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:00,209
Maybe take a break.
346
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:04,120
Have I ever told you what I
indulge in on my freakends?
347
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:06,830
The school's Lost and Found.
348
00:16:06,930 --> 00:16:11,100
A collection of cold cases
with no one to solve them.
349
00:16:11,130 --> 00:16:13,940
Nope. No solving for me.
350
00:16:14,070 --> 00:16:16,080
Although if I did,
I'd take note
351
00:16:16,110 --> 00:16:17,679
of the sweat stains
along the brim here
352
00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:21,250
and scan yearbook photos
for oily-skinned boys.
353
00:16:21,290 --> 00:16:22,770
And based on the wear
of these wheels,
354
00:16:22,794 --> 00:16:24,930
I'd deduce this belonged to
someone who walked to school,
355
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:27,600
eliminating the carpoolers
and bus jockeys.
356
00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:31,740
- And this one?
- Hand-sewn burrito pocket.
357
00:16:31,780 --> 00:16:33,080
The initials M.F.
358
00:16:33,110 --> 00:16:36,120
A patch that reads
"J.V. Forensics Club
359
00:16:36,150 --> 00:16:37,990
(not the debate kind)."
360
00:16:38,090 --> 00:16:43,970
- [gasps] Wait, it's mine.
- You can run from the law,
361
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:48,640
but you cannot run
from yourself.
362
00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:50,280
[dramatic music]
363
00:16:50,380 --> 00:16:52,979
Crack the code,
solve the case, clear my name.
364
00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:54,280
[seams splitting]
365
00:16:54,290 --> 00:16:56,020
Call my tailor.
366
00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,600
The Superlative Gala?
367
00:16:58,630 --> 00:17:01,400
I think I heard the Stable Boys
talking about this.
368
00:17:01,430 --> 00:17:03,390
Oh, it'll be something
to talk about, all right.
369
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:06,240
Incriminating pictures
of the Stable Boys
370
00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:08,380
that I photoshopped.
[laughs]
371
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,290
When these photos
get projected on the screen,
372
00:17:10,390 --> 00:17:11,750
it will destroy their perfect world
373
00:17:11,774 --> 00:17:14,689
and set them on a life path
of irreparable trauma.
374
00:17:14,690 --> 00:17:17,330
Do we ever just get, like, pizza?
375
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,010
What do I do?
I wish Mr. Flesh was here.
376
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:25,750
Flesh, you still in there?
Is anyone in there?
377
00:17:25,850 --> 00:17:28,890
♪ ♪
378
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:33,130
- Who are you?
- My name's Oil.
379
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,500
Eee-ahh!
380
00:17:38,310 --> 00:17:39,679
Here. Whoever framed me
381
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:42,320
must have snuck in
through this tiny window,
382
00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:46,590
which means the killer is skinny...
middle school skinny.
383
00:17:48,590 --> 00:17:50,299
And if it's definitely a student,
384
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:51,820
what would a kid do
with these numbers?
385
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:54,269
It's not a locker combination
or a student ID.
386
00:17:54,270 --> 00:17:57,510
Wait... no.
It doesn't say "BOOBLESS."
387
00:17:57,610 --> 00:18:00,589
♪ ♪
388
00:18:00,590 --> 00:18:03,929
Life can be real easy
if you know how to read it.
389
00:18:03,930 --> 00:18:06,060
You should check it out.
390
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:09,040
Sweet Dewey Decimal.
It's for a library book.
391
00:18:09,070 --> 00:18:14,970
♪ ♪
392
00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:18,920
But who took it out last?
393
00:18:19,020 --> 00:18:20,320
Gotcha.
394
00:18:20,330 --> 00:18:23,600
Most Nearsighted
goes to Nedward Weems.
395
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:26,340
[light applause]
[glasses shattering]
396
00:18:26,370 --> 00:18:29,810
Next, Most Affectionate
Friend Group.
397
00:18:29,910 --> 00:18:34,920
♪ ♪
398
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:37,620
I... I can't do it.
Look at their parents.
399
00:18:37,730 --> 00:18:39,630
I want my dad to be
that proud of me someday.
400
00:18:39,730 --> 00:18:43,670
Ugh, your dad's not coming back.
Trust me, I made sure.
401
00:18:43,770 --> 00:18:46,880
I knew you needed a push
to join my Trauma Club,
402
00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:49,620
so I cut the cord...
in this case, with a tiny knife.
403
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:53,270
- Why would you do that to me?
- So that all of us lonely,
404
00:18:53,271 --> 00:18:56,730
excessively hot freaks
could finally have friends.
405
00:18:56,830 --> 00:18:59,400
Trust me, Stan.
We'll be there for you.
406
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:03,210
- But your dad is never gonna show up.
- I know who framed me.
407
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,950
[crowd gasping]
408
00:19:05,050 --> 00:19:06,420
And I've got proof.
409
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:09,259
At the crime scene,
you accidentally left this,
410
00:19:09,260 --> 00:19:11,060
uh, library thingy.
411
00:19:11,090 --> 00:19:13,530
You know, like, the tiny paper
inside the book cover?
412
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:15,069
Does anyone know
what that's called?
413
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:17,610
You know, it's got the dates
and names of who took it out.
414
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:18,894
I... there really should be
415
00:19:18,895 --> 00:19:21,610
a name for something like that.
Stan!
416
00:19:21,710 --> 00:19:25,250
♪ ♪
417
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:28,389
Fleeze, Frute!
Wait, let me try that again.
418
00:19:28,390 --> 00:19:29,800
Summers, get out of the way.
419
00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:31,669
I have to catch
that gorgeous bad boy
420
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,540
before he hurts
my nondescript sad boy.
421
00:19:33,570 --> 00:19:36,395
No! Today I learned
that no matter how well
422
00:19:36,396 --> 00:19:38,728
you think you know somebody,
you never know
423
00:19:38,729 --> 00:19:41,620
- what they're capable of.
- Let him go, Summers.
424
00:19:41,650 --> 00:19:43,460
That song we heard
in the car today,
425
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:45,430
I can't get it out of my head.
426
00:19:45,530 --> 00:19:47,530
And I think
there's a reason for that.
427
00:19:47,630 --> 00:19:49,440
Because you have to...
428
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,539
♪ Believe in people sometimes ♪
429
00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:53,410
♪ When they're your friends ♪
430
00:19:53,450 --> 00:19:55,419
BOTH:
♪ Believe in your friends ♪
431
00:19:55,420 --> 00:19:59,090
♪ Until the end sometimes ♪
432
00:19:59,190 --> 00:20:04,430
♪ ♪
433
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:06,399
Stan, come with me.
434
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,840
I'm the only one
who understands you.
435
00:20:08,910 --> 00:20:12,019
You're wrong.
Someone does understand me.
436
00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:13,720
The real me. [grunts]
437
00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:16,814
Ooh, do not send me back, Stanny.
438
00:20:16,830 --> 00:20:18,630
You do not wanna see
what's buried
439
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,470
in the recesses of your mind.
440
00:20:20,570 --> 00:20:21,839
[door opens]
441
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:24,670
It's over,
Timothy Shallow-grave.
442
00:20:24,671 --> 00:20:25,609
[gasps]
443
00:20:25,610 --> 00:20:27,350
How'd you put all
the pieces together?
444
00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:30,219
Because I'm a detective.
Cal?
445
00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:32,459
♪
446
00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:33,590
[grunts]
447
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:35,900
This trauma will only
make me hotter!
448
00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:37,199
[body thuds]
449
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:43,100
♪
450
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:45,620
Goodbye, Cal.
451
00:20:45,650 --> 00:20:47,450
And farewell, Rodney Pornocopter.
452
00:20:47,490 --> 00:20:49,889
Rodney Pornocopter?
He sounds cool.
453
00:20:49,890 --> 00:20:52,730
He was, Summers.
He really was.
454
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,070
Wow, I can't believe
I send my kid here.
455
00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:58,665
This place is a dump.
456
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:03,519
Wow, Nedward,
it looks like your glasses
457
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:04,950
are as broken as your home.
458
00:21:04,990 --> 00:21:05,960
[grunts]
459
00:21:05,990 --> 00:21:07,960
[cackles]
460
00:21:08,630 --> 00:21:12,100
I just wish I had one friend
who understood me.
461
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,240
[mysterious music]
462
00:21:13,270 --> 00:21:15,939
My name's Oil.
463
00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:17,610
[screams]
464
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:22,120
Aw. No one likes Oil.
465
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:22,920
[sighs]
466
00:21:23,060 --> 00:21:25,359
What are these kids doing
to each other?
467
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:26,500
[sighs]
468
00:21:26,630 --> 00:21:28,470
♪ Believe in your friends ♪
469
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,510
♪ Until the end ♪
470
00:21:30,570 --> 00:21:32,580
♪ Sometimes ♪
471
00:21:33,179 --> 00:21:36,064
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