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- So, where did all those
wafers,
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those pieces of the body of
Jesus Christ our Lord go, hm?
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Surely, they didn't eat
themselves, did they?
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- I'm sorry, Father.
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I was hungry.
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- And why were you hungry?
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- I had the munchies?
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I was smoking
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reefer.
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- The Devil's cabbage!
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- I've sinned.
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I've sinned!
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- You have sinned!
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And now you must pay your
penance.
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Come here.
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On your knees.
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That's right.
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Now you will take your
communion.
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The power of Christ compels you.
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The power of Christ compels you.
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Off with you.
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You should be ashamed of
yourself.
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Think on your sins, boy.
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- Bye!
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So, I got your message, Daddy.
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What seems to be the problem?
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- I asked you not to come
here dressed like that.
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- Ach!
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You and your closets.
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I am here for penance, baby
doll.
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I have been a bad boy.
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So, so naughty.
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So, what's got you so hot and
bothered?
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You seemed pretty upset on the
phone.
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- Captain, something
terrible has happened.
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My, my ring is missing.
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- Stop the presses.
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What did the police say?
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- Captain, this is bad!
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I came by this ring in
way that if some members
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of the church found out,
I'd be excommunicated!
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- Nah.
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- Captain.
- Mm-hmm?
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- I got tangled up with
a being named Queen Bitch
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many years ago, a creature from
Oberon.
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Someone might see.
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- So what?
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- I...
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Maybe we can go away somewhere?
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- I love a beach holiday.
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- I thought somewhere a bit
more, private.
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- Baby, I love you.
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I really do.
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And I'm tired of doing it in
the dark.
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I want you to come with me.
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There's someone you need to
meet.
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Relax.
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We're just here for tea.
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- Hello!
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Such formality, please
stop with this show.
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Who is your friend?
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Is this the one you've told me
about?
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Sir Gaylord, I presume?
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- Oh, yes, this is indeed
the one I have spoken of.
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- Welcome.
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I've been waiting for you.
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They know me as The Dick Reader.
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But you can call me Carol.
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- Nice to meet you, Carol.
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I am Andy.
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- Andy, I understand that you
are at a crossroads right now.
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The intersection of desire and
shame.
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Is that correct?
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- I don't know if I'd put it
that way.
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I'd just like things to be
private?
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- Queen!
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Dear, how much does he know?
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I see.
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Andy, what if I told you that
there
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was a whole society of
people just like you?
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- Catholics?
- Homosexuals.
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- Oh, but I'm not!
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- Hmm?
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- Am I?
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I don't think I'm-
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- Men who love in other
ways than having a wife?
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- My faith is-
- It's about love.
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And love is love.
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And this person right here,
this person loves you.
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And you love them, don't you?
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- I...
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That's not the point!
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- It's not?
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- I can't!
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I can't be like you.
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I'm about to become a priest.
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I do love you.
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But I can't, the way you love
me.
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- Why?
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What would happen?
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- Darling, maybe he's not ready.
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- But I am ready, damn it!
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Tell him about Oberon.
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- What's Oberon?
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- Very well.
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Many years ago, Queen Bitch
and I lived on Oberon,
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the second largest moon of
Uranus.
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Life on Oberon was peaceful.
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Love was indiscriminate of
gender.
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Reproduction worked the
same way as it does here
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on Planet Earth.
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When a person wanted to get
pregnant,
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they would find a sperm donor.
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Children were raised in
communities,
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without the nuclear family
structure
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that is so popular here.
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Queen Bitch and I were part
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of what you might call a royal
family.
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We had no hunger, no war, no
poverty.
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All of us, we had enough.
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A virus came.
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There were escape pods, of
course.
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They dispersed us throughout
the galaxy.
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But there is no way of
knowing where they landed,
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if they made it to their
destinations,
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if they have survived.
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So now, here we are.
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Unable to return home, trapped
on a planet
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whose societal mores are
foreign to us.
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But I hold a key.
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A piece of Oberon's core.
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Oberon's history and way of
life.
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And some day, when the planets
are aligned
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on the sky just so, Queen Bitch
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will release the power of the
stone
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and this Earth will become
the Utopia we once knew.
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- But God, the church, families.
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You can't just change everything
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like that without warning
people.
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That's not right.
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- There'll be casualties, of
course.
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My sweet.
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It's for the greater good.
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It's for us.
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- I'm sorry.
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I can't.
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It's not right.
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It's also not wrong.
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I'm just too overwhelmed.
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- Andy, wait!
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- Queen Bitch is dangerously,
venomously and powerfully,
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dripping with sexual energy.
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She was going to destroy
life as we know it.
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I stole her ring, and
since then, she's after me.
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- Thou shalt not steal?
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- Guidelines and suggestions!
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This ring, this ring is special.
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In three days, Venus, Uranus
and Neptune
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will all align in the sky.
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If she masturbates and comes on
the ring
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at the exact moment of the
alignment,
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the Anus of Hell will open and
the demons
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of the underworld will be
released
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and sodomize all virgins of
Earth!
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Turning everyone into
homosexuals!
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- Yeah.
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- Put it in a
way,
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it's the End of Days we're
talking about!
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- Sounds delicious.
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- I admit, the idea is
appealing, but as a man of God,
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I have to fight temptation as
best I can.
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- Honey,
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in case you haven't noticed,
I try to surround myself
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with as many queens as possible.
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So if you think I'm going to
help you
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with your fucked up homophobic
agenda...
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And yet, I feel I must.
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I was awake since Friday
already.
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I really need to go home.
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- He's so hot.
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So hot.
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- Who's there?
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It's okay.
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It's okay.
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It's okay.
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- I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, Father, they were
chasing me.
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- There, there, my child.
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You are in a safe place now.
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- You're not supposed
to like people like me.
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The church...
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- God has love for all
creatures.
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And I do like people like you.
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Very much.
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Come, let's have some tea.
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The sun will be up in a few
hours.
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- So, where did you lose the
ring?
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Did you retrace your steps?
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- I was doing some church
outreach
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at Crisco Cuties last night.
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I went into the darkroom.
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I took it off.
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But then I saw this Adonis.
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I thought I put it back on.
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But I was so high.
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The details evade me.
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- Hmm.
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- And then she came in.
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And I ran away.
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- She?
- Queen Bitch.
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She, she, the agony never goes
away.
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She was with someone else.
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Seeing her just rips my
heart in two.
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- There, there.
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I'll get your ring back, Daddy.
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- But you must be careful.
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Queen Bitch is very dangerous.
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The planets are on her side
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and she has a very powerful
female counterpart.
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- Soon the world will be
flooded with...
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Homosexuals.
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In only three days, the
demons will be released,
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to sodomize the virgins,
and all the world
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will be flooded with fresh meat!
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I swear to you, I'll make it so.
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Be careful!
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- I'm sorry, Queen Bitch.
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I'm sorry.
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Sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Sorry.
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- Well?
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What is it?
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- It's just, it's just that,
with all this fresh meat,
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you're probably going to
want a new table.
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- My sweetie.
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Come here.
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Come here, sweetie.
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Just here, come here, yeah,
it's okay.
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- With all the new fresh meat,
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you'll be able to have
your own furniture, hmm?
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Hmm?
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Boop!
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Now, my sweet darling, we must
plan.
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In order to be the most
effective in opening the Anus
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of Hell, we must get as close
to the source as possible.
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And that means infiltrating
the Saint Sebastian Church
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of the Sacred Ass, and being
at the pulpit at midnight.
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- Dear Queen, my love.
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My light.
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Do not be careless with the
planning.
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And whatever you do, do
not let the Ring of Oberon
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fall into the wrong hands.
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- Of course not.
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Father Gaylord will never
again possess this jewel.
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The error has been rectified.
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- You know that is not what I
mean.
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- Oh, Lordess, Queen Bitch
would never-
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- Silence!
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You speak when you are spoken
to, knave!
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The power of the ring is far
too great for any Earthling,
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even for the one who is
working with Father Gaylord,
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although he's really quite
something.
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Queen you know it must
be a being from a moon
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of Uranus that activates the
ring's magic.
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Otherwise, it is lethal.
267
00:22:49,289 --> 00:22:50,370
- Yes, my Lordess.
268
00:22:50,490 --> 00:22:55,215
It is my duty to activate
the ring, and my joy to live
269
00:22:56,897 --> 00:22:58,819
on a homosexual planet.
270
00:23:10,951 --> 00:23:11,952
Fresh meat!
271
00:23:38,098 --> 00:23:39,099
Girl.
272
00:23:41,301 --> 00:23:42,302
Girl.
273
00:23:45,065 --> 00:23:48,388
You have to stop with the
jealousy thing.
274
00:23:51,071 --> 00:23:52,352
You're my table.
275
00:23:54,194 --> 00:23:56,436
No one can replace my table.
276
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,203
- Can I help you with something?
277
00:26:03,323 --> 00:26:04,324
- Oh.
278
00:26:05,205 --> 00:26:08,609
Well, yes, I feel the
need to confess, Father.
279
00:26:08,729 --> 00:26:13,373
- Don't you usually go to the
police to do that sort of...
280
00:26:13,453 --> 00:26:14,454
- Huh?
281
00:26:16,657 --> 00:26:18,138
- Yes, sure.
282
00:26:18,218 --> 00:26:20,821
I will be there in just a
moment.
283
00:26:24,224 --> 00:26:27,387
- Bless me, Father, for I have
sinned.
284
00:26:28,949 --> 00:26:32,833
It has been five years
since my last confession.
285
00:26:32,913 --> 00:26:35,916
So much has gone wrong in that
time.
286
00:26:37,237 --> 00:26:39,359
I, I'm looking for my son.
287
00:26:42,563 --> 00:26:45,686
Five years ago, there was an
accident.
288
00:26:46,687 --> 00:26:49,249
The hospital said he had died.
289
00:26:50,891 --> 00:26:53,734
They wouldn't let us see the
body.
290
00:26:53,854 --> 00:26:58,819
The coroner said it was
too mangled.
291
00:27:13,073 --> 00:27:16,236
I was watching the news a month
ago.
292
00:27:17,518 --> 00:27:22,002
And they had a story about
one of those faggot parades.
293
00:27:23,564 --> 00:27:26,967
With the flags and all these
sissy boys
294
00:27:27,087 --> 00:27:29,890
marching down the street,
too stupid and godless
295
00:27:30,010 --> 00:27:32,412
to be ashamed of themselves!
296
00:27:34,775 --> 00:27:36,456
And my son, my boy,
297
00:27:40,741 --> 00:27:42,863
I saw my boy in the front!
298
00:27:45,145 --> 00:27:47,427
Twirling a baton!
299
00:27:47,508 --> 00:27:50,671
Like a girl!
300
00:27:57,518 --> 00:27:59,479
How could this happen?
301
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:03,043
What did I do wrong to
raise such a faggot?
302
00:28:05,125 --> 00:28:09,730
How can he be a homosexual?
303
00:28:17,778 --> 00:28:18,979
- There, there.
304
00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:22,983
The Lord works in mysterious
ways.
305
00:28:24,905 --> 00:28:27,508
- I don't want my son to burn
in Hell
306
00:28:27,588 --> 00:28:30,070
for having a depraved life.
307
00:28:30,150 --> 00:28:32,873
I need to bring him back to God.
308
00:28:34,474 --> 00:28:39,119
He was always such a good boy!
309
00:28:42,202 --> 00:28:44,925
It just does not make any sense.
310
00:28:46,006 --> 00:28:50,050
He was the advertising
executive behind Gay Away!
311
00:28:51,612 --> 00:28:53,453
- Gay Away, you say?
312
00:28:53,534 --> 00:28:56,577
- It's a powder to put in
communion wine.
313
00:28:56,697 --> 00:28:58,539
It cures homosexuality.
314
00:29:00,020 --> 00:29:03,023
It's very popular in Russia.
315
00:29:05,345 --> 00:29:07,948
- Um, um...
316
00:29:08,869 --> 00:29:11,191
Maybe I can help?
317
00:29:12,272 --> 00:29:13,633
Yes.
318
00:29:13,634 --> 00:29:14,635
I can help.
319
00:29:16,757 --> 00:29:20,881
Your son will suddenly see
the illness of his ways
320
00:29:21,882 --> 00:29:24,885
and come here seeking for
salvation.
321
00:29:26,006 --> 00:29:30,611
If that's for communion wine,
I've got plenty of that.
322
00:29:32,252 --> 00:29:33,934
Gay Away is no sin.
323
00:29:37,417 --> 00:29:40,140
Would you just pass me a few?
324
00:29:40,220 --> 00:29:41,862
- Of course, Father.
325
00:30:13,814 --> 00:30:17,658
- Dear Captain
Faggotron,
326
00:30:18,779 --> 00:30:19,780
I will meet Queen Bitch
327
00:30:20,621 --> 00:30:23,023
in the cruising zone tomorrow
afternoon.
328
00:30:24,745 --> 00:30:28,268
I must convince her to give me
the ring.
329
00:30:32,032 --> 00:30:35,355
My feelings for her are still
so strong.
330
00:30:41,281 --> 00:30:42,282
I am afraid.
331
00:30:46,807 --> 00:30:48,448
It is what God wants.
332
00:30:54,094 --> 00:30:56,336
Your friend, Father Gaylord.
333
00:32:26,386 --> 00:32:27,387
- Well,
334
00:32:28,709 --> 00:32:31,311
imagine running into you here.
335
00:32:33,634 --> 00:32:37,638
I guess clergy school
fixed you up real good.
336
00:32:37,718 --> 00:32:39,920
Looks like you're cured.
337
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,401
- Leave me be!
338
00:32:41,481 --> 00:32:44,284
- No.
339
00:32:56,096 --> 00:32:57,097
- Demon!
340
00:32:58,018 --> 00:32:59,019
Devil!
341
00:33:02,022 --> 00:33:03,744
- Run and run and run.
342
00:33:09,830 --> 00:33:12,993
You can't escape who you are,
lover.
343
00:33:29,249 --> 00:33:31,451
- I need to talk to you.
344
00:33:31,572 --> 00:33:32,573
- Yeah?
345
00:33:33,293 --> 00:33:34,094
- No.
346
00:33:34,214 --> 00:33:35,215
Stand back!
347
00:33:39,259 --> 00:33:40,380
The, the ring.
348
00:33:41,301 --> 00:33:42,302
- Hmm?
349
00:33:43,183 --> 00:33:45,465
- It's not the way.
350
00:33:45,546 --> 00:33:47,107
- Hmm.
351
00:33:47,187 --> 00:33:49,309
- What if we can be saved?
352
00:33:50,711 --> 00:33:52,793
What if we can be normal?
353
00:33:53,794 --> 00:33:55,636
Don't you want a chance?
354
00:33:55,756 --> 00:33:58,318
- At what?
355
00:33:58,438 --> 00:34:01,041
A wife and a mortgage and what?
356
00:34:02,442 --> 00:34:07,487
Why be normal, when you can
be extraordinarily fabulous?
357
00:34:12,172 --> 00:34:13,333
Just come out.
358
00:34:16,537 --> 00:34:18,298
"What would Jesus do?
359
00:34:18,378 --> 00:34:20,180
What would Jesus say?"
360
00:34:23,504 --> 00:34:24,505
Baby,
361
00:34:29,590 --> 00:34:31,672
we were so good together.
362
00:34:36,877 --> 00:34:40,320
- What if, oh, Christ, have
mercy on me,
363
00:34:41,762 --> 00:34:44,685
what if I were to be with you?
364
00:34:44,765 --> 00:34:45,766
Out?
365
00:34:46,727 --> 00:34:47,768
Out with you?
366
00:34:48,969 --> 00:34:50,330
What if, then?
367
00:34:51,251 --> 00:34:53,894
Then, would you give me the
ring?
368
00:34:55,255 --> 00:34:59,459
Then, would you leave the
rest of the world alone?
369
00:35:15,556 --> 00:35:16,957
- I'd consider it.
370
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:40,160
- What should I do?
371
00:36:41,121 --> 00:36:43,524
Should I take the Gay Away?
372
00:36:51,852 --> 00:36:53,413
- Can you help me out?
373
00:36:55,856 --> 00:36:57,057
- Jesus Christ!
374
00:36:58,739 --> 00:36:59,980
Yes, of course!
375
00:37:04,705 --> 00:37:06,106
- Up here.
376
00:37:08,068 --> 00:37:09,069
- Yes, sure.
377
00:37:10,751 --> 00:37:11,752
- Ah!
378
00:37:13,674 --> 00:37:14,675
Oh.
379
00:37:17,678 --> 00:37:19,479
That does get tiring.
380
00:37:22,082 --> 00:37:23,604
Do you mind?
381
00:37:23,684 --> 00:37:25,005
- Please.
382
00:37:25,085 --> 00:37:27,007
Would you like a fresh one?
383
00:37:27,087 --> 00:37:28,488
- Whatever, man.
384
00:37:39,820 --> 00:37:41,221
- Should I-
- Dude!
385
00:37:42,863 --> 00:37:44,705
You have got to relax.
386
00:37:45,626 --> 00:37:48,629
Just, Just chill for a second.
387
00:37:48,749 --> 00:37:51,231
We have to talk about this ring
business.
388
00:37:51,311 --> 00:37:52,713
And the Gay Away?
389
00:37:52,833 --> 00:37:55,275
I forbid you to take that crap!
390
00:37:56,717 --> 00:37:59,920
- I just want to assure you
that I, as your humble servant,
391
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,683
will do all in my power
to prevent Queen Bi-
392
00:38:02,763 --> 00:38:04,685
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hang
on.
393
00:38:04,765 --> 00:38:07,167
- What?
- You're gay.
394
00:38:07,287 --> 00:38:08,288
It's fine.
395
00:38:09,369 --> 00:38:10,370
I swear.
396
00:38:12,653 --> 00:38:14,054
I swear on my Dad!
397
00:38:15,415 --> 00:38:18,579
Let the planet turn gay, who
cares?
398
00:38:18,659 --> 00:38:20,380
- But, but, the Bible?
399
00:38:20,460 --> 00:38:23,664
- Those fucking guys, my
biographers?
400
00:38:25,946 --> 00:38:27,908
They didn't love me.
401
00:38:27,988 --> 00:38:30,110
They didn't understand me.
402
00:38:31,672 --> 00:38:33,594
The part about stoning,
403
00:38:36,476 --> 00:38:38,198
this is the stoning.
404
00:38:42,282 --> 00:38:43,363
Listen, Father.
405
00:38:44,484 --> 00:38:47,047
You really need to stop
trying to dictate your desire.
406
00:38:47,127 --> 00:38:48,649
It's unappealing.
407
00:38:49,369 --> 00:38:50,691
Just love men.
408
00:38:53,093 --> 00:38:54,174
Nobody cares.
409
00:38:55,976 --> 00:38:57,898
Well, maybe not nobody.
410
00:38:58,779 --> 00:39:00,100
But I don't.
411
00:39:00,180 --> 00:39:03,143
And I'm the one that matters,
right?
412
00:39:11,231 --> 00:39:12,753
And the Gay Away?
413
00:39:14,474 --> 00:39:16,476
I forbid you to take it!
414
00:39:25,886 --> 00:39:28,128
- Why is Jesus rejecting me?
415
00:39:31,131 --> 00:39:35,295
I don't want to be gay.
416
00:39:52,913 --> 00:39:57,317
♪ No fats, no fems, no Blacks,
no long chats, no blah-blah ♪
417
00:39:57,437 --> 00:40:00,360
♪ No Asians, no Latinos,
no mixed, no whites ♪
418
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:05,285
♪ No Tories, no fake, no
chat, no gay voices please ♪
419
00:40:05,405 --> 00:40:08,208
♪ No plan, no bullshit,
no strings, no sex dates ♪
420
00:40:08,328 --> 00:40:10,330
♪ No you're not the fucking
exception ♪
421
00:40:10,410 --> 00:40:15,295
♪ No drugs, no chems, no tea,
no crap, no face no response ♪
422
00:40:15,415 --> 00:40:18,498
♪ No kinks, no levels,
no fisting, no tops ♪
423
00:40:18,619 --> 00:40:21,021
♪ No one old enough to be my
Dad ♪
424
00:40:21,101 --> 00:40:22,903
♪ No pics, no answer ♪
425
00:40:22,983 --> 00:40:25,065
♪ No answer, no interest ♪
426
00:40:25,145 --> 00:40:29,029
♪ No time-wasters, no HIV, no
endless back-and-forth, no TB ♪
427
00:40:29,149 --> 00:40:30,511
♪ No group, no beards ♪
428
00:40:30,591 --> 00:40:33,594
♪ No smokers, no face pic, no
chance ♪
429
00:40:33,714 --> 00:40:37,437
♪ No sunglasses, no burn
tattoos, no couples, no females♪
430
00:40:37,558 --> 00:40:41,562
♪ No girls, no drama, no
hang-ups, no face no chat ♪
431
00:40:41,642 --> 00:40:44,044
♪ No border, no nation ♪
432
00:40:44,164 --> 00:40:46,326
♪ No messages without pictures ♪
433
00:40:46,446 --> 00:40:50,891
♪ No older, no one over 23, no
one over 25, no one over 27, ♪
434
00:40:50,971 --> 00:40:54,294
♪ No one over 28, no one
over 29, no one over 30, ♪
435
00:40:54,374 --> 00:40:55,976
♪ No one under 30 ♪
436
00:40:56,096 --> 00:40:59,099
♪ No children, no pic, no
martinis ♪
437
00:40:59,179 --> 00:41:00,260
♪ No money involved ♪
438
00:41:00,380 --> 00:41:01,301
♪ No escorts ♪
439
00:41:01,381 --> 00:41:03,023
♪ No tops, no bottoms ♪
440
00:41:03,143 --> 00:41:04,625
♪ No answer is an answer ♪
441
00:41:04,745 --> 00:41:07,387
♪ No answer, no interest ♪
442
00:41:07,467 --> 00:41:08,909
- No conformity.
443
00:41:23,283 --> 00:41:25,125
- This queen.
444
00:41:25,205 --> 00:41:27,247
Have you seen her around?
445
00:41:32,092 --> 00:41:33,093
- No.
446
00:41:36,737 --> 00:41:39,059
- Wow, that is a big sausage.
447
00:41:42,823 --> 00:41:43,984
Look at you.
448
00:41:45,706 --> 00:41:47,788
You big, sexy meat stick.
449
00:41:52,352 --> 00:41:56,597
You're just the longest
sausage, aren't you?
450
00:41:56,717 --> 00:42:00,400
You just wait until I
get my lips around you.
451
00:42:02,202 --> 00:42:05,165
- I'll have what that one is
having.
452
00:42:08,328 --> 00:42:10,531
I hear you've been looking for
me.
453
00:42:10,651 --> 00:42:12,693
I'm so glad you found me.
454
00:42:18,539 --> 00:42:19,540
- Order up.
455
00:44:14,935 --> 00:44:19,700
- So, you must be that Captain
I've heard so much about.
456
00:44:21,421 --> 00:44:23,383
Are you enjoying Daddy?
457
00:44:25,385 --> 00:44:26,426
- My priest?
458
00:44:26,507 --> 00:44:27,508
- My priest.
459
00:44:29,710 --> 00:44:33,674
- We have a purely,
460
00:44:33,754 --> 00:44:35,876
professional relationship.
461
00:44:37,397 --> 00:44:39,520
But I believe you have
something of his.
462
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:41,522
- Oh, honey.
463
00:44:41,602 --> 00:44:43,724
Everything I have is mine.
464
00:44:51,171 --> 00:44:52,172
Now, darling.
465
00:44:52,212 --> 00:44:53,213
Play nice.
466
00:44:54,855 --> 00:44:59,860
I can't believe you, of all
people, would fear a gay planet.
467
00:45:01,822 --> 00:45:03,063
- Of course not.
468
00:45:04,464 --> 00:45:05,826
Father Gaylord...
469
00:45:07,788 --> 00:45:09,109
It's complicated.
470
00:45:10,551 --> 00:45:13,874
- I think I've seen you
somewhere before.
471
00:45:13,954 --> 00:45:15,195
A long time ago.
472
00:45:16,957 --> 00:45:19,119
You looked different then.
473
00:45:29,930 --> 00:45:31,732
- Well you tell that fudgepacker
474
00:45:31,852 --> 00:45:35,976
that if he doesn't meet the
deadline, not only is he fired,
475
00:45:36,096 --> 00:45:40,220
but he'll also never
work in this town again!
476
00:45:40,340 --> 00:45:44,064
And I don't care if his
wife has lung cancer!
477
00:46:00,881 --> 00:46:01,882
Whew!
478
00:46:03,884 --> 00:46:04,885
Sally!
479
00:46:05,766 --> 00:46:06,607
Sally!
480
00:46:06,727 --> 00:46:07,848
Sally, get in here.
481
00:46:07,928 --> 00:46:09,730
- Yes, Mr. Smith?
482
00:46:09,850 --> 00:46:10,931
- Sally.
483
00:46:11,011 --> 00:46:12,212
Sweetheart.
484
00:46:12,332 --> 00:46:15,295
Put a hold on that Jew
David Ingleman's account
485
00:46:15,375 --> 00:46:17,738
starting right fucking now!
486
00:46:19,299 --> 00:46:21,221
- Yes, Mr. Smith.
487
00:46:21,301 --> 00:46:23,904
- And, Sally?
- Yes, Mr. Smith?
488
00:46:25,826 --> 00:46:26,867
- Smile more.
489
00:46:28,228 --> 00:46:29,670
It looks better.
490
00:46:35,716 --> 00:46:37,077
- Yes, Mr. Smith.
491
00:46:44,444 --> 00:46:45,245
- Thank you.
492
00:46:45,365 --> 00:46:46,366
That's all.
493
00:47:23,363 --> 00:47:24,725
Fuck all this!
494
00:47:24,845 --> 00:47:26,887
I'm going to a titty bar!
495
00:47:50,230 --> 00:47:51,031
Hey!
496
00:47:51,111 --> 00:47:53,313
This isn't a titty bar!
497
00:47:55,435 --> 00:47:56,436
- Silence!
498
00:47:58,599 --> 00:47:59,840
Come forward.
499
00:48:00,921 --> 00:48:04,484
- I don't take orders from no
broad!
500
00:48:04,565 --> 00:48:07,407
Even if she does have a nice
rack.
501
00:49:48,068 --> 00:49:50,991
- You are a man in pain, Mr.
Smith.
502
00:49:52,673 --> 00:49:56,476
Lies latch on to you
like sticky spider silk.
503
00:49:58,839 --> 00:50:03,083
You are but a fragile fly
in a web of falsehoods.
504
00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:08,008
These mistruths, they
eat away at you at night.
505
00:50:09,690 --> 00:50:12,012
I can help you, Mr. Smith.
506
00:50:12,813 --> 00:50:17,497
But first, you will have to
let me break your fragile ego
507
00:50:17,618 --> 00:50:18,619
like an egg.
508
00:50:20,340 --> 00:50:25,145
And you won't let me do that.
509
00:50:29,550 --> 00:50:32,152
A great tragedy will befall you.
510
00:50:32,232 --> 00:50:34,715
A terrible accident will happen.
511
00:50:34,795 --> 00:50:37,798
Please stay here with me, Mr.
Smith.
512
00:50:38,679 --> 00:50:40,200
Please.
513
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:42,242
Please, let me help you.
514
00:50:46,727 --> 00:50:49,089
- You crazy pervert!
515
00:50:49,169 --> 00:50:51,732
You don't know what you're
talking about.
516
00:50:51,852 --> 00:50:53,133
Go get fucked.
517
00:50:55,255 --> 00:50:56,537
Choke on a dick!
518
00:50:58,739 --> 00:51:01,181
- A curse on you, Mr. Smith.
519
00:51:02,623 --> 00:51:05,465
May you be forever tied to one.
520
00:51:05,586 --> 00:51:10,511
Trapped between gayness and
God, to aid him on his journey
521
00:51:10,631 --> 00:51:12,152
and transcendence.
522
00:51:12,913 --> 00:51:16,557
From now on, your sole
mission in life will be
523
00:51:17,878 --> 00:51:22,923
to smash the patriarchal
structures that have benefited
you.
524
00:51:23,964 --> 00:51:26,607
The Ring of Oberon makes it so!
525
00:52:13,814 --> 00:52:15,816
- The patient, Mr. Smith,
526
00:52:15,896 --> 00:52:18,579
has suffered several severe
injuries,
527
00:52:18,699 --> 00:52:22,783
including stage fracture
of the homunculus majorus.
528
00:52:22,903 --> 00:52:25,506
We have stabilized him for now,
529
00:52:25,586 --> 00:52:28,068
but he has lost a lot of blood.
530
00:52:29,149 --> 00:52:32,392
The good news is, he is O
positive,
531
00:52:32,472 --> 00:52:34,635
and we've got lots of that.
532
00:52:36,356 --> 00:52:38,679
Father, it does not look good.
533
00:52:38,799 --> 00:52:41,441
Please stand by for last rites.
534
00:52:50,090 --> 00:52:51,091
Donny?
535
00:52:52,933 --> 00:52:53,934
Donny!
536
00:52:58,539 --> 00:53:03,343
Go to the storage room and
get us two bags of O Positive.
537
00:53:03,423 --> 00:53:04,424
Stat!
538
00:53:06,947 --> 00:53:09,109
- Right away, Frau Doktor.
539
00:55:04,424 --> 00:55:06,066
- Nurse!
540
00:55:06,146 --> 00:55:07,588
Doctor!
541
00:55:07,708 --> 00:55:08,909
I feel fabulous!
542
00:55:10,070 --> 00:55:11,111
I feel great!
543
00:55:20,521 --> 00:55:21,522
- Yes.
544
00:55:23,363 --> 00:55:26,927
You have a curse on you, don't
you?
545
00:55:27,047 --> 00:55:31,051
You must help Father
Gaylord, you have no choice.
546
00:55:32,172 --> 00:55:33,413
- How did you know?
547
00:55:33,493 --> 00:55:35,335
- It controls you too.
548
00:55:35,455 --> 00:55:36,456
Or, it has.
549
00:55:38,699 --> 00:55:42,142
I'm sure you remember
meeting The Dick Reader?
550
00:55:42,222 --> 00:55:47,187
And boy, did she read
you wrong.
551
00:55:48,829 --> 00:55:52,993
- Father Gaylord has a
picture of her on his wall.
552
00:55:54,034 --> 00:55:55,035
I remember.
553
00:55:57,477 --> 00:55:59,279
But it does not change the
situation.
554
00:55:59,399 --> 00:56:00,841
- Doesn't it?
555
00:56:00,921 --> 00:56:05,485
That priest is using the
church as an over-sized closet!
556
00:56:06,406 --> 00:56:09,209
He's running from me.
- From you?
557
00:56:13,534 --> 00:56:16,136
- When I release the demons,
558
00:56:16,216 --> 00:56:20,220
Father Gaylord won't
be able to run anymore.
559
00:56:20,340 --> 00:56:22,382
There'll be no reason to.
560
00:56:23,383 --> 00:56:24,424
No more hate.
561
00:56:26,867 --> 00:56:30,230
No more concentration camps for
the gays.
562
00:56:31,391 --> 00:56:35,115
No more pink triangles
pinned to our chests.
563
00:56:38,078 --> 00:56:41,161
No more shootings in Orlando.
564
00:56:41,281 --> 00:56:43,764
No more Wyoming crucifixions.
565
00:56:45,125 --> 00:56:48,208
The world will embrace men
loving men
566
00:56:49,089 --> 00:56:52,132
because we will dominate the
Earth.
567
00:56:52,212 --> 00:56:54,535
Father Gaylord can't stop me.
568
00:56:56,456 --> 00:56:58,218
And neither can you.
569
00:57:22,603 --> 00:57:24,324
- I met Queen Bitch.
570
00:57:25,205 --> 00:57:27,928
She took me to her lair.
571
00:57:28,048 --> 00:57:30,490
Which, I must say, is fabulous!
572
00:57:33,213 --> 00:57:36,977
Her human table Maurice
will come to you tonight
573
00:57:37,097 --> 00:57:39,540
with an urgent need to confess.
574
00:57:41,742 --> 00:57:44,384
But while you are in the
confessions,
575
00:57:44,505 --> 00:57:48,388
Queen Bitch will sneak to
the pulpit and jerk off
576
00:57:48,468 --> 00:57:51,672
into the Anus of Hell
and release the demons
577
00:57:51,792 --> 00:57:55,315
and turn the whole world into
homosexuals.
578
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:02,923
Are you sure we want to stop
her?
579
00:58:04,204 --> 00:58:08,048
- Oh no, she's got you in her
clutches.
580
00:58:08,168 --> 00:58:10,370
- I am in no one's clutches!
581
00:58:10,450 --> 00:58:14,615
I just don't understand
why we fear a gay planet.
582
00:58:14,695 --> 00:58:19,540
More homosexuals is what the
world needs, don't you think?
583
00:58:22,102 --> 00:58:23,143
- No.
584
00:58:23,263 --> 00:58:24,384
No, no, I do not!
585
00:58:25,586 --> 00:58:30,310
We must find a cure for this
queerness that afflicts us!
586
00:58:37,558 --> 00:58:38,799
- Come on!
587
00:58:38,919 --> 00:58:40,801
Jesus was a total homo.
588
00:58:40,921 --> 00:58:43,764
All these men around all the
time.
589
00:58:45,365 --> 00:58:47,167
And the foot washing?
590
00:58:48,328 --> 00:58:52,212
Seems a little fetishy
to me, don't you think?
591
00:58:55,295 --> 00:58:56,537
And that chest.
592
00:59:07,748 --> 00:59:09,870
Maurice will come tonight.
593
00:59:10,791 --> 00:59:13,393
What you do then is up to you.
594
00:59:32,853 --> 00:59:34,174
- My children.
595
00:59:35,736 --> 00:59:37,217
My children.
596
00:59:37,337 --> 00:59:39,940
My children, my blessed
children.
597
00:59:42,903 --> 00:59:45,546
Today I have grim news.
598
00:59:45,626 --> 00:59:49,229
Trouble is afoot in our House
of the Lord.
599
00:59:50,511 --> 00:59:54,635
A being will enter Saint
Sebastian's Cathedral tonight
600
00:59:54,715 --> 00:59:57,317
and attempt her way to the
pulpit
601
00:59:57,437 --> 01:00:01,962
where she will perform
unspeakable and irreversible
acts
602
01:00:03,564 --> 01:00:07,327
at the stroke of midnight
to flood the world
603
01:00:07,407 --> 01:00:10,611
with homosexuals.
604
01:00:12,893 --> 01:00:13,894
My children.
605
01:00:15,055 --> 01:00:17,417
It is up to us to stop her.
606
01:00:22,062 --> 01:00:24,505
- What kind of acts, Father?
607
01:00:29,069 --> 01:00:33,433
- Unspeakable means that
we don't speak about them.
608
01:00:33,554 --> 01:00:35,716
Isn't that right, Johannes?
609
01:00:38,879 --> 01:00:41,522
- How will we know her, Father?
610
01:00:46,687 --> 01:00:48,889
- Her beauty, incomparable.
611
01:00:51,011 --> 01:00:52,693
Her seductive eyes.
612
01:00:54,535 --> 01:00:56,937
Her bejeweled slender fingers.
613
01:00:58,659 --> 01:01:01,461
When she moves, it's like a
sigh.
614
01:01:03,744 --> 01:01:05,305
You will know her.
615
01:01:06,106 --> 01:01:07,708
You must stop her!
616
01:01:10,470 --> 01:01:12,873
- How do you know her, Father?
617
01:01:16,837 --> 01:01:21,842
- Many months ago, I was
doing some important outreach
618
01:01:21,962 --> 01:01:23,844
with homosexuals,
619
01:01:25,245 --> 01:01:27,087
urging them to repent.
620
01:01:28,569 --> 01:01:33,373
Trying to save their souls
from the fiery depths of hell.
621
01:01:35,215 --> 01:01:37,417
I met Queen Bitch.
622
01:01:37,538 --> 01:01:39,860
A being beyond saving.
623
01:01:39,980 --> 01:01:42,182
A being with certain power.
624
01:01:43,183 --> 01:01:46,186
In cahoots with a treacherous
woman.
625
01:01:49,510 --> 01:01:53,113
- I counseled Queen Bitch for
some months.
626
01:01:53,233 --> 01:01:57,678
Trying to show her the way
of our Lord, to no avail.
627
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:02,482
Indeed, I did fall under her
spell.
628
01:02:03,964 --> 01:02:06,647
But the power of Christ is
mighty.
629
01:02:06,767 --> 01:02:11,251
And it was by this power that
I was able to break free.
630
01:02:15,576 --> 01:02:20,581
- Is this the weekly outreach
you still do at Crisco Cuties?
631
01:02:22,142 --> 01:02:26,266
- Silence, we don't
speak about that place.
632
01:02:26,346 --> 01:02:28,829
Queen Bitch must be stopped.
633
01:02:28,949 --> 01:02:31,792
If she's not stopped, none of
you,
634
01:02:33,113 --> 01:02:36,116
most of you, will never be the
same.
635
01:02:57,177 --> 01:03:00,340
- Bless me, Father, for I have
sinned.
636
01:03:02,222 --> 01:03:05,025
I have aided and abetted in
thievery,
637
01:03:05,145 --> 01:03:10,070
and succumbed to carnal,
homosexual lust with Her
Highness,
638
01:03:10,190 --> 01:03:13,674
Queen Bitch, whom I
believe you know as well.
639
01:03:13,794 --> 01:03:16,677
- I know why you're here.
- Father Gaylord.
640
01:03:16,757 --> 01:03:18,559
Captain Faggotron has the ring.
641
01:03:18,679 --> 01:03:20,080
And he's going to use it.
642
01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:21,962
- Not Captain Faggotron!
643
01:03:22,042 --> 01:03:22,803
- Yes.
644
01:03:22,923 --> 01:03:24,084
He has joined us.
645
01:03:24,164 --> 01:03:26,126
And he's at the pulpit as we
speak,
646
01:03:26,206 --> 01:03:28,368
waiting for the Anus of Hell to
open.
647
01:03:28,448 --> 01:03:30,971
But he doesn't know what
the ring will do to him.
648
01:03:31,051 --> 01:03:32,693
- What do you mean?
649
01:03:33,774 --> 01:03:37,658
- The ring is from Queen
Bitch's home, Oberon,
650
01:03:38,378 --> 01:03:40,781
one of the moons of Uranus.
651
01:03:42,102 --> 01:03:44,304
Queen Bitch is immune
to the ring's powers.
652
01:03:44,384 --> 01:03:46,987
But for a mere human such
as Captain Faggotron,
653
01:03:47,107 --> 01:03:48,148
it is deadly.
654
01:03:49,790 --> 01:03:52,232
If Captain Faggotron is
able to work his magic
655
01:03:52,352 --> 01:03:55,355
with the ring, at the stroke of
midnight,
656
01:03:55,435 --> 01:03:57,718
the ring will fly into the Anus
of Hell,
657
01:03:57,798 --> 01:03:59,239
releasing the demons,
658
01:03:59,359 --> 01:04:02,242
and taking Captain Faggotron's
life force with it.
659
01:04:02,362 --> 01:04:04,925
- Didn't Queen Bitch warn him?
660
01:04:05,045 --> 01:04:09,009
- She tried to, but he wouldn't
listen!
661
01:04:09,089 --> 01:04:12,092
- We need to warn Captain
Faggotron!
662
01:04:12,212 --> 01:04:15,255
- Father, it's 30 seconds to
midnight!
663
01:04:15,335 --> 01:04:17,337
I don't think we can stop him.
664
01:04:17,457 --> 01:04:19,499
- We'll have to hurry.
665
01:04:42,523 --> 01:04:46,406
♪ Infused with queer blood
accidentally ♪
666
01:04:46,527 --> 01:04:50,531
♪ His dick revealed a special
prophecy ♪
667
01:04:50,611 --> 01:04:54,494
♪ Destroy all toxic masculinity♪
668
01:04:54,615 --> 01:04:59,019
♪ We're gonna buck your
normativity ♪
669
01:04:59,099 --> 01:05:04,064
♪ Now he drips with ♪
670
01:05:04,945 --> 01:05:09,590
♪ Sexual energy ♪
671
01:05:09,710 --> 01:05:14,835
♪ It's Captain Faggotron ♪
672
01:05:15,115 --> 01:05:18,799
♪ Flirting in person
when he gets a chance ♪
673
01:05:18,919 --> 01:05:23,003
♪ He dances with his pants
pants ♪
674
01:05:23,123 --> 01:05:27,287
♪ Clouds of glitter and
resistance ♪
675
01:05:33,694 --> 01:05:37,658
♪ It's Captain Faggotron ♪
676
01:05:37,738 --> 01:05:41,582
♪ It's Captain Faggotron ♪
677
01:05:41,702 --> 01:05:45,145
♪ It's Captain Faggotron ♪
678
01:06:02,723 --> 01:06:06,527
♪ Captain Faggotron won't
destroy your family ♪
679
01:06:06,647 --> 01:06:08,288
♪ But he could quickie ♪
680
01:06:08,368 --> 01:06:10,571
♪ And be sure to set them free ♪
681
01:06:10,691 --> 01:06:12,412
♪ Captain Faggotron ♪
682
01:06:12,533 --> 01:06:14,494
♪ From elastic in Japan ♪
683
01:06:14,575 --> 01:06:18,058
♪ He makes it into small
towns and majesties ♪
684
01:06:18,178 --> 01:06:20,500
♪ Another man ♪
685
01:06:35,115 --> 01:06:36,597
♪ Captain Faggotron ♪
686
01:06:36,717 --> 01:06:39,119
♪ He's gonna save the world ♪
687
01:06:39,199 --> 01:06:41,161
♪ Make it a safer place ♪
688
01:06:41,281 --> 01:06:46,166
♪ For every queer boy
and every queer girl ♪
689
01:06:53,734 --> 01:06:57,778
♪ It's Captain Faggotron ♪
690
01:06:57,858 --> 01:07:01,702
♪ It's Captain Faggotron ♪
691
01:07:01,822 --> 01:07:05,666
♪ It's Captain Faggotron ♪
692
01:07:05,746 --> 01:07:09,550
♪ It's Captain Faggotron ♪
693
01:07:09,670 --> 01:07:13,554
♪ It's Captain Faggotron ♪
694
01:07:13,674 --> 01:07:17,798
♪ It's Captain Faggotron ♪
695
01:07:17,918 --> 01:07:21,401
♪ It's Captain Faggotron ♪
696
01:07:27,247 --> 01:07:29,570
- Come on,
demons.
697
01:07:29,690 --> 01:07:31,491
Come on, demons!
698
01:07:31,572 --> 01:07:32,292
- Wait!
699
01:07:32,412 --> 01:07:33,413
Stop!
700
01:07:34,054 --> 01:07:37,538
- This is what you want.
701
01:09:49,229 --> 01:09:50,791
- It's happened.
702
01:09:50,871 --> 01:09:52,673
It's happened.
703
01:09:52,753 --> 01:09:54,474
We were too late.
704
01:09:54,595 --> 01:09:55,596
Too late.
705
01:09:57,878 --> 01:10:00,160
- I'm sorry, Father Gaylord.
706
01:10:01,522 --> 01:10:03,964
I did it for the greater good.
707
01:10:05,806 --> 01:10:06,807
- I know.
708
01:10:07,568 --> 01:10:08,569
I know.
709
01:10:31,111 --> 01:10:32,993
- No more closets.
710
01:10:33,113 --> 01:10:34,675
No more fear.
711
01:10:34,755 --> 01:10:35,556
- Never.
712
01:11:42,863 --> 01:11:47,868
♪ I walk the streets alone
in the dead of the night ♪
713
01:11:50,951 --> 01:11:53,914
♪ Follow the slightest crawl ♪
714
01:11:53,994 --> 01:11:58,959
♪ From darkness into the light ♪
715
01:11:59,239 --> 01:12:02,002
♪ Within an hour or two ♪
716
01:12:02,122 --> 01:12:07,087
♪ This city wakes under
unforgiving skies ♪
717
01:12:07,728 --> 01:12:11,972
♪ Turns nightly creatures into
shadows ♪
718
01:12:12,052 --> 01:12:15,856
♪ And turns promises to lies ♪
719
01:12:15,936 --> 01:12:20,901
♪ I drown my sadness in a
nice glass of chardonnay ♪
720
01:12:24,024 --> 01:12:29,029
♪ Watch all the strangers
through a blur of cheap cocaine♪
721
01:12:32,112 --> 01:12:35,235
♪ The face in the mirror
whispers ♪
722
01:12:35,355 --> 01:12:40,320
♪ Don't hold on to things
that have long gone ♪
723
01:12:40,480 --> 01:12:43,483
♪ I turn my head to the light ♪
724
01:12:43,564 --> 01:12:46,486
♪ And with the blink of an eye ♪
725
01:12:46,607 --> 01:12:49,329
♪ I come undone ♪
726
01:14:43,564 --> 01:14:46,687
♪ Let me be the ocean ♪
727
01:14:46,767 --> 01:14:51,772
♪ That whispers to the
shore of fallen tears ♪
728
01:14:52,372 --> 01:14:56,016
♪ Let me raise my glass to the
pain ♪
729
01:14:56,136 --> 01:15:00,060
♪ Before my kind just sets a
fear ♪
730
01:15:00,180 --> 01:15:04,625
♪ Underneath the night skies of
Berlin ♪
731
01:15:41,221 --> 01:15:44,064
♪ Let me be the ocean ♪
732
01:15:44,144 --> 01:15:49,149
♪ That whispers to the
shore of fallen tears ♪
733
01:15:49,710 --> 01:15:53,233
♪ Let me raise my glass to the
pain ♪
734
01:15:53,353 --> 01:15:57,558
♪ Before my kind just sets a
fear ♪
735
01:15:57,638 --> 01:16:02,643
♪ Underneath the night skies of
Berlin ♪
736
01:16:06,567 --> 01:16:11,211
♪ Underneath the night skies of
Berlin ♪
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