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♪ One, two...
One, two three, four ♪
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♪ La, la , la , la,
la, la, la , la ♪
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♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
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Listen up, men.
The enemy has
taken over the city.
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To defeat it, we need to
exploit their only weakness,
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Their butts.
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Koo koo kachoo.
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Uh-oh.
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This is it, boys!
Gas masks!
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Attack of the Giant Croblins
is a cinematic masterpiece!
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Eh, I prefer
Croblins Fartpocalypse
myself.
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More Croblins movie marathon
after this message.
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Hi. I'm former sitcom actress
Debbie Upton,
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and I need to tell you
something very important.
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Sure, it's easy to love
a beautiful butterfly,
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but do you know
who needs your love more?
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The butterfly's ugly cousin,
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the common moth.
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Without your support,
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that little guy won't live
to see next Wednesday.
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It just died in front of us!
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That's so messed up!
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But moths don't need to be
miserable and dead.
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They can be happy and alive!
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For just a small contribution,
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you can start
saving the moths right now.
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Just remember,
their fate is in your hands.
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And your wallets.
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I had no idea
moths were in such danger.
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That commercial made me feel
feelings I don't wanna feel!
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Make 'em go away, Tilly!
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Brother,
I know just what to do.
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Money is on the way moths!
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Twelve dollars and 42 cents.
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But that's your
entire life savings!
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It's okay Brother,
the moths are depending on me.
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Parkour!
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Now let's check the website
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and see how many moths
we've saved.
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Tilly Green,
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you have saved
one half of one moths!
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Oh dear. Is that all?
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I'll need to make
a much larger donation.
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Are you with me, brother?
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I'll do whatever it takes
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to stop thinking about
their cries of suffering.
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That's the spirit!
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Now let's go save
every moth in the world.
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Let's see.
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So that goes there.
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Oh!
Why do they make this
so confusing?
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Bill, you've been tryin' to
fix the fridge for hours now.
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Can you just admit you don't
know what you're doin'?
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It's time
we called a repairman.
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Psh, a repairman?
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Yeah, I don't think so.
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Ah, here's the problem!
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These two wires
are disconnected.
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I'll just put 'em
back together
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and the fridge will be A-O--
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Yow, ooh-hoo,
ah-hot hot-hot-hot!
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I'm calling a repairman.
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Not necessary.
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One lemonade coming right up.
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You enjoy now and know that
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one hundred percent
of your purchase
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goes to our
"Save the Moths" initiative.
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Save the moths? What for?
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- Well, they're in trouble.
- What kind of trouble?
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The deadly kind.
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Okay.
And how will the money help?
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Just give them
your money, Brett!
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Ah! Okay! Just be cool.
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Congrats.
Thanks to your hard work,
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you have saved...
three and a half moths!
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Yay!
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- But it's not enough.
- Oh.
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Hi, Debbie again.
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You know what moths
really need?
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A moth sanctuary.
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And if you multiply
your donation
by one hundred times today,
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then we can protect them
from certain death.
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You hear that, Cricket?
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We have a once in a daytime
opportunity here!
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Yeah, but we can't raise
all that money
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with a lemonade stand.
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You bring up
a fair point, brother.
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So it's time to get creative.
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Hello, sir, I'm the repairman
here to fix your refrigerator.
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Oh! Sorry.
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I didn't
see you there!
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I was focused on
doing some repair work myself.
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I'm a fellow student
of the tool.
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Ah, right on.
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Um, can you show me
to your fridge?
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Yeah, I've been fixin'
a lot around the house.
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Sealed a crack in the ceiling
last fall,
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fixed the TV not too long ago.
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- Probably could've
replaced it...
- Bill.
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- But...
- Bill.
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And you see that window
over there?
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Not a drop of rain inside
since 19--
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Bill! Quit tootin'
your own horn
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and let the real repairman
do his job!
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Some things can't be fixed.
You know what I mean?
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Um, could you just
take me to the fridge?
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Yeah, sure.
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♪ Can you hear them? ♪
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♪ Hear the sound of
their tiny little wings? ♪
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♪ Can you hear them? ♪
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♪ Hear all of their little
hopes and dreams? ♪
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♪ Can you hear them? ♪
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♪ They're weak
and they're in danger ♪
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♪ They don't have
much time left ♪
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♪ So unless you want to
see them all ♪
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♪ Dying horrible deaths ♪
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♪ Empty your wallets for me ♪
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♪ We've got to
save the moths ♪
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♪ Oh, the common moth
lives a life of tragedy ♪
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♪ We've got to
save the moths ♪
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♪ They're dying
by the millions ♪
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♪ They're scared ♪
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♪ Time to show the world
how much you care ♪
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♪ Lady, just put
all your cash in there ♪
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♪ Who cares the cost ♪
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♪ We've got to
save the moths ♪
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♪ We also accept Spendmore ♪
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Look, brother.
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With this much money,
funding the moth sanctuary
is closer than ever!
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And then I can
take off this suit!
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C'mon, momma wants her
tiny bug condo.
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Due to the slow rate
of your donations,
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over 600 moths have died.
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What have I done?
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I haven't been saving moths!
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I've been actively killing
them somehow!
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Every penny we earn...
it's not enough.
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Aw, if only we could just get
a bunch of money.
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Yes, brother.
You're right.
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Simply asking for money
is the slow fool's path.
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What we need
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is to take it from the source.
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Bingo banko.
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Ah, going with
the Phillips-head I see.
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Yeah, interesting choice.
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You know, I tend to
work better when it's quiet.
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I get it, I get it.
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Us salt-of-the-earth types
gotta focus and concentrate.
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Heh, right.
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Oh, there she is,
the compressor.
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Ooh, watch out
for the capillary tube!
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Sir! Do you want me
to repair your fridge or not?
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Well, yeah, I-I was just--
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Thank you.
Now, can you give me
some space to work?
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Of course. Sorry, sir.
You're doing a great job.
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There you go. Have a good day.
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Can I help
the next guest in line?
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Greetings!
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I need you to give me
all your money.
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Is this a robbery?
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Call it what you will.
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I'm merely the middleman for
the Save the Moths initiative.
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Or middle moth as it were.
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Now kindly
open your cash drawer.
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No.
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What do you mean, "No"?
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I am sorry little girl,
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but there is nothing that I
or anyone can do here
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to help you and your moths.
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No! All those
poor little moths.
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- You're all murderers!
- Ooh!
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Uh, Tilly,
maybe it's time we go.
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Not until those moths
are safe!
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Now, be cool
and put all the money
in the bag, man.
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Uh, sure thing,
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let me just press
the big money button.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Big money for the moths!
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Stop right there, police!
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A child bank robber?
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That's kind of fun!
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Now freeze!
You're under arrest!
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Oh, look, it's the fuzz!
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You want to arrest me?
You don't have the--
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Come on,
just one more.
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Uh, excuse me, Mr. Repairman?
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I wrote down some things
I need to say.
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- Sir, I cannot--
- Please.
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Hold your response
until I'm finished.
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I was so focused
on fixing the fridge,
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but then I realized,
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what I really need to fix
is... myself.
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Uh-huh.
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These tools at my belt
can as easily serve as
"emotional tools."
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Allow me to explain.
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Please, this fridge is
in dire need of--
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This is my hammer
for smashing my insecurities.
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This is my wrench,
to help me get a grip.
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My level will balance...
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...all my emotions.
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And my crow bar
will pry open my--
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Okay, you know what? I'm out.
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The repairman's leavin'.
Is the fridge fixed?
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No, Ma.
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But I am!
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So should I call
another repairman?
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Yes, that would
probably be best.
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Gotta get free!
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Worry not, my moth brethren,
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No cage can hold me!
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Yow! What?
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I changed my mind.
You're free.
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But why?
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Your brother showed me
a very convincing commercial
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that educated me
about your cause.
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Those poor little moths!
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I figured since
we were so persuaded
by the commercial,
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he might be too.
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We need to save those
poor helpless creatures!
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I'm giving all my money
to the moths!
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Wow, that commercial
is so powerful
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it made you want to give away
your entire life's savings.
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Just like me.
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Officer Keys, stop.
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That commercial
was very convincing.
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In fact, it was
downright manipulative.
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It made me believe
I was responsible
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for the plight of
every single moth.
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But, I'm not.
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And neither are you.
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So, I can keep my money?
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Yes.
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Yay!
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Well, Tilly, we learned
an important lesson today.
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Charities are bad.
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No, brother,
charities are good!
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Manipulating people is bad.
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Oh, okay.
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Well, it's too bad
we couldn't help make
that moth sanctuary happen.
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Maybe we still can.
Come on, I got an idea.
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Papa, I need you to
help me build something!
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- Is it a fridge?
- No.
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Then, I'm in!
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Alright, little guy.
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Welcome to your new home.
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Your very own moth sanctuary.
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You can feast here
to your heart's content.
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I may not be able to
save all of you,
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but at least I can save
some of you.
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I'm proud of you, sis.
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Well, now that this is over,
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I guess it's back to
thinkin' about myself!
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Yeah, that's the stuff.
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