Original subtitles

♪ One, two... One, two three, four ♪

♪ La, la , la , la, la, la, la , la ♪

♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪

Listen up, men. The enemy has taken over the city.

To defeat it, we need to exploit their only weakness,

Their butts.

Koo koo kachoo.

Uh-oh.

This is it, boys! Gas masks!

Attack of the Giant Croblins is a cinematic masterpiece!

Eh, I prefer Croblins Fartpocalypse myself.

More Croblins movie marathon after this message.

Hi. I'm former sitcom actress Debbie Upton,

and I need to tell you something very important.

Sure, it's easy to love a beautiful butterfly,

but do you know who needs your love more?

The butterfly's ugly cousin,

the common moth.

Without your support,

that little guy won't live to see next Wednesday.

It just died in front of us!

That's so messed up!

But moths don't need to be miserable and dead.

They can be happy and alive!

For just a small contribution,

you can start saving the moths right now.

Just remember, their fate is in your hands.

And your wallets.

I had no idea moths were in such danger.

That commercial made me feel feelings I don't wanna feel!

Make 'em go away, Tilly!

Brother, I know just what to do.

Money is on the way moths!

Twelve dollars and 42 cents.

But that's your entire life savings!

It's okay Brother, the moths are depending on me.

Parkour!

Now let's check the website

and see how many moths we've saved.

Tilly Green,

you have saved one half of one moths!

Oh dear. Is that all?

I'll need to make a much larger donation.

Are you with me, brother?

I'll do whatever it takes

to stop thinking about their cries of suffering.

That's the spirit!

Now let's go save every moth in the world.

Let's see.

So that goes there.

Oh! Why do they make this so confusing?

Bill, you've been tryin' to fix the fridge for hours now.

Can you just admit you don't know what you're doin'?

It's time we called a repairman.

Psh, a repairman?

Yeah, I don't think so.

Ah, here's the problem!

These two wires are disconnected.

I'll just put 'em back together

and the fridge will be A-O--

Yow, ooh-hoo, ah-hot hot-hot-hot!

I'm calling a repairman.

Not necessary.

One lemonade coming right up.

You enjoy now and know that

one hundred percent of your purchase

goes to our "Save the Moths" initiative.

Save the moths? What for?

- Well, they're in trouble. - What kind of trouble?

The deadly kind.

Okay. And how will the money help?

Just give them your money, Brett!

Ah! Okay! Just be cool.

Congrats. Thanks to your hard work,

you have saved... three and a half moths!

Yay!

- But it's not enough. - Oh.

Hi, Debbie again.

You know what moths really need?

A moth sanctuary.

And if you multiply your donation by one hundred times today,

then we can protect them from certain death.

You hear that, Cricket?

We have a once in a daytime opportunity here!

Yeah, but we can't raise all that money

with a lemonade stand.

You bring up a fair point, brother.

So it's time to get creative.

Hello, sir, I'm the repairman here to fix your refrigerator.

Oh! Sorry.

I didn't see you there!

I was focused on doing some repair work myself.

I'm a fellow student of the tool.

Ah, right on.

Um, can you show me to your fridge?

Yeah, I've been fixin' a lot around the house.

Sealed a crack in the ceiling last fall,

fixed the TV not too long ago.

- Probably could've replaced it... - Bill.

- But... - Bill.

And you see that window over there?

Not a drop of rain inside since 19--

Bill! Quit tootin' your own horn

and let the real repairman do his job!

Some things can't be fixed. You know what I mean?

Um, could you just take me to the fridge?

Yeah, sure.

♪ Can you hear them? ♪

♪ Hear the sound of their tiny little wings? ♪

♪ Can you hear them? ♪

♪ Hear all of their little hopes and dreams? ♪

♪ Can you hear them? ♪

♪ They're weak and they're in danger ♪

♪ They don't have much time left ♪

♪ So unless you want to see them all ♪

♪ Dying horrible deaths ♪

♪ Empty your wallets for me ♪

♪ We've got to save the moths ♪

♪ Oh, the common moth lives a life of tragedy ♪

♪ We've got to save the moths ♪

♪ They're dying by the millions ♪

♪ They're scared ♪

♪ Time to show the world how much you care ♪

♪ Lady, just put all your cash in there ♪

♪ Who cares the cost ♪

♪ We've got to save the moths ♪

♪ We also accept Spendmore ♪

Look, brother.

With this much money, funding the moth sanctuary is closer than ever!

And then I can take off this suit!

C'mon, momma wants her tiny bug condo.

Due to the slow rate of your donations,

over 600 moths have died.

What have I done?

I haven't been saving moths!

I've been actively killing them somehow!

Every penny we earn... it's not enough.

Aw, if only we could just get a bunch of money.

Yes, brother. You're right.

Simply asking for money is the slow fool's path.

What we need

is to take it from the source.

Bingo banko.

Ah, going with the Phillips-head I see.

Yeah, interesting choice.

You know, I tend to work better when it's quiet.

I get it, I get it.

Us salt-of-the-earth types gotta focus and concentrate.

Heh, right.

Oh, there she is, the compressor.

Ooh, watch out for the capillary tube!

Sir! Do you want me to repair your fridge or not?

Well, yeah, I-I was just--

Thank you. Now, can you give me some space to work?

Of course. Sorry, sir. You're doing a great job.

There you go. Have a good day.

Can I help the next guest in line?

Greetings!

I need you to give me all your money.

Is this a robbery?

Call it what you will.

I'm merely the middleman for the Save the Moths initiative.

Or middle moth as it were.

Now kindly open your cash drawer.

No.

What do you mean, "No"?

I am sorry little girl,

but there is nothing that I or anyone can do here

to help you and your moths.

No! All those poor little moths.

- You're all murderers! - Ooh!

Uh, Tilly, maybe it's time we go.

Not until those moths are safe!

Now, be cool and put all the money in the bag, man.

Uh, sure thing,

let me just press the big money button.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big money for the moths!

Stop right there, police!

A child bank robber?

That's kind of fun!

Now freeze! You're under arrest!

Oh, look, it's the fuzz!

You want to arrest me? You don't have the--

Come on, just one more.

Uh, excuse me, Mr. Repairman?

I wrote down some things I need to say.

- Sir, I cannot-- - Please.

Hold your response until I'm finished.

I was so focused on fixing the fridge,

but then I realized,

what I really need to fix is... myself.

Uh-huh.

These tools at my belt can as easily serve as "emotional tools."

Allow me to explain.

Please, this fridge is in dire need of--

This is my hammer for smashing my insecurities.

This is my wrench, to help me get a grip.

My level will balance...

...all my emotions.

And my crow bar will pry open my--

Okay, you know what? I'm out.

The repairman's leavin'. Is the fridge fixed?

No, Ma.

But I am!

So should I call another repairman?

Yes, that would probably be best.

Gotta get free!

Worry not, my moth brethren,

No cage can hold me!

Yow! What?

I changed my mind. You're free.

But why?

Your brother showed me a very convincing commercial

that educated me about your cause.

Those poor little moths!

I figured since we were so persuaded by the commercial,

he might be too.

We need to save those poor helpless creatures!

I'm giving all my money to the moths!

Wow, that commercial is so powerful

it made you want to give away your entire life's savings.

Just like me.

Officer Keys, stop.

That commercial was very convincing.

In fact, it was downright manipulative.

It made me believe I was responsible

for the plight of every single moth.

But, I'm not.

And neither are you.

So, I can keep my money?

Yes.

Yay!

Well, Tilly, we learned an important lesson today.

Charities are bad.

No, brother, charities are good!

Manipulating people is bad.

Oh, okay.

Well, it's too bad we couldn't help make that moth sanctuary happen.

Maybe we still can. Come on, I got an idea.

Papa, I need you to help me build something!

- Is it a fridge? - No.

Then, I'm in!

Alright, little guy.

Welcome to your new home.

Your very own moth sanctuary.

You can feast here to your heart's content.

I may not be able to save all of you,

but at least I can save some of you.

I'm proud of you, sis.

Well, now that this is over,

I guess it's back to thinkin' about myself!

Yeah, that's the stuff.