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NARRATOR". Eleven o'clock in Gotham City
and all is well.
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Or is it?
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Criminals prefer plying their trade
under the cloak of darkness.
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And tonight is no exception.
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A catalog taken from a department store.
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A catamaran taken from the nautical society.
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Three mittens taken from a fancy apartment. Ha!
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What, uh--?
What does that all spell out to you, O'Hara?
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T-R-O-U-B-L-E. Trouble.
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- The Princess of Plunder.
-Catwoman.
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The saints preserve us.
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When facing an adversary
like the Countess of Criminality...
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...there is only one man who can deal with...
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...and eventually overcome
that threat to our security.
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NARRATOR".
Meanwhile, at stately Wayne Manor...
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...home of Bruce Wayne
and his youthful ward, Dick Grayson...
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...astronomical events are taking place.
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Remember, Dick,
don't look directly into the sun.
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It may cause damage
to the retina of the eye.
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Right, Bruce.
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Gosh, isn't it exciting
about the eclipse tomorrow?
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A few countries are sending
geophysical teams...
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...to observe the phenomenon.
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- Ahem. Uh, sir'?
- Hmm?
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It's the Batphone.
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- Yes, commissioner?
- Batman.
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We have every reason to believe
that Catwoman is alive...
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...and living in Gotham City.
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We'll be right there, commissioner.
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Catwoman has returned to besmirch
the name of our fair metropolis.
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To the Bat Poles.
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"And the three mittens came from
the 10th floor apartment of Andrew S. Kitten."
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Ha. "Parent of triplets."
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- Gotham City's father of the year.
-Right.
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But there's one significant fact that
these crimes have, all three are cat-oriented.
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But what does it all mean?
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It means, Chief O'Hara, that Catwoman
has something big up her paw.
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However, this is only a portent
of crimes to come.
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The Marchioness of Misdemeanors
is a wily opponent.
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What'll we do?
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You'd set a thief to catch a thief,
you'd set some cheese to catch a mouse.
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To catch this breed of cat, you'd set...
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- A bird.
-Correct, Robin.
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And what kind of bird?
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A canary.
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You've done it again, old chap.
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I hope it works, Batman.
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She's a pretty hip cat.
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No matter how cunning and crafty they are,
Chief O'Hara...
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...eventually all criminals commit the same
error, over-confidence. Let's go, Robin.
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O'Hara...
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...I have grown to realize that there are
two basics in life we can be sure of.
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Death and taxes, sir?
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Batman and Robin.
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This woman is bright and clever.
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No matter how much she's involved
in her treacherous schemes...
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...she must keep in touch with reality.
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A false newspaper story.
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A few weeks ago...
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...I met the man who writes the most
widely-read gossip column in the country.
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Jack O'Shea oi the Gotham City Times.
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Right, a straight news plant
might be too conspicuous...
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...but a small blurb in his column...
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...might do the trick.
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Is he worthy of our trust?
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That's hard to determine, Robin.
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He's a bit too theatrical for me...
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...but we must make every effort
to bring Catwoman to justice.
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Are you gonna call him
at his newspaper office?
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This Jack O'Shea is rather unique.
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His office is the third phone booth
in Glob's drugstore.
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We should have the number
in the Bat index.
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Yeah, ring me tomorrow, Fred.
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Dolly.
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Hey, Poopsie, make me a corn beef on white,
heavy on the mayo.
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Two glasses of buttermilk.
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Your dime.
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Mr. O'Shea, this is Batman.
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Who?
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We met several weeks ago
at the newspaper.
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You're putting me on.
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I wonder, could you do me a favor?
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Come on, who is this really?
Hubbel, Leonard?
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This is really Batman.
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I'll be an out of work actor.
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Say, what can I do for you, Batman baby?
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Need a little free publicity? Ha!
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I'd like you to place an item in your column
about a rare species of canary...
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...that's being exhibited on the 12th floor
of the Gotham City Natural History Museum.
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Well, anything you say, Caped Crusader.
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Always glad to aid the Hooded Avenger.
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I appreciate that.
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Hey, why don't you and I have lunch
together sometime?
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Perhaps. Goodbye.
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See you around.
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You are the créme de la créme...
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...of Gotham City's cat burglars.
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So why did we have to waste our time
with those dumb robberies?
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- Unh!
-Never question my motives.
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Suffice it to say that 12 men
applied for this job.
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All the others washed out
when they were caught by the law.
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You proved your mettle
when you escaped unscathed.
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I am in the process of selecting cat burglars
for the greatest caper...
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...in crimedom's history.
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So, what is it already?
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In due time.
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In due time.
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Speak.
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O' SHEA".
Catwoman, sweetheart.
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What's shaking, baby?
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Watch your language, knave.
Remember, I'm a lady.
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Yeah. Right.
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Well, I've got some news
that ought to raise the fur on your back.
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The Batman has arranged a trap.
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There's a rare canary on the 12th floor
of the Gotham City Natural History Museum.
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I guess he figured you'd want to, uh, steal it.
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My, is that so?
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Good going, my perfidious printsman.
Keep in touch.
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Yeah.
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Hey, why don't we get together
and share a saucer of milk sometime?
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Don't be ridiculous.
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It would ravage my reputation
if I were seen with you.
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Nobody wants to eat with me.
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Now.
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Pay attention.
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It's time for your lesson in window-jimmying.
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After this, we'll have a short recess...
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...and discuss Batman and Robin's
upcoming funeral.
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- Are those the Batjets you told me about?
-Yes, Robin.
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Each one contains enough compressed
bat-jection to lift a 5000 pound automobile...
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...more than 500 miles in the air.
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We haven't tested them yet,
but we may have to use them eventually.
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Batman, you think of everything.
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- Remember, the Boy Scouts' motto?
-Be prepared.
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It would do well
to keep that in mind at all times.
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I took the liberty, sir,
of preparing you both a snack.
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How thoughtful, Alfred,
but we must be gone.
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Crime waits for no one.
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Oh, but surely, sir,
you'll take some nourishment.
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It's not conducive to good health to fight
the forces of evil without proper supplies.
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Ah. As they say,
an army travels on its stomach.
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Indeed, sir.
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Uh, I anticipated your haste.
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- I provided this sack.
-Ah.
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Uh, it's always been my motto: "be prepared."
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Truer words were never spoken.
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And if I may say so, sir,
where are you off to?
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The Gotham City Natural History Museum.
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And we must get there pronto
before Catwoman.
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- If my calculations are correct...
-They usually are.
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...someone should be coming through
that window within the next six seconds.
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Six, five, four...
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You were right.
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Don't make a move, you light-fingered
larcenist, consider yourself apprehended.
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Now wait a second, Batman and Robin.
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Is that fair, two against one?
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You're big, important crime fighters...
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...and I'm just a lowly cat burglar...
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...trying to eke out a living
in this dog-eat-dog world.
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I'd hoped the Catwoman herself
might materialize here tonight.
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If you'd just look behind you,
you'll see that she did.
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Holy cliche.
Does he expect us to fall for that?
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Ah, my tenacious teenager,
you have a lot to learn.
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You witch.
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Batman, with all your many attributes...
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...you haven't learned the first thing
about manners.
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A gentleman would kiss a lady's hand.
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You are not a lady. You are a--
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Hss! Curb your tongue, Batman.
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I cannot tolerate a man with no breeding.
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All right, cats, get them.
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Enough.Enough!
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Cease this fiddle-dee-dee.
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- Are you ready to capitulate?
- Heavens forbid.
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I just don't see the reason
for any further violence.
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Especially since my side is losing.
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Holy weaponry.
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Look what she's got in her paws.
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I've got you covered with my cat darts.
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They've been dipped in catatonic,
just enough to paralyze you for a minute or so.
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Holy D'Artagnan.
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You've made your point.
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Unh. What is she going to do with us?
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You can be sure her intentions
are not honorable.
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I'm gonna throw you out that window.
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Twelve floors straight down.
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I hope you enjoy your flight.
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Do the deed
and be quick about it.
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I hate long goodbyes.
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I don't believe it.
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What rotten luck.
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Put on your cat suits,
let's get out of here.
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The fuzz will be stepping on our tails.
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Lucky we had Captain Ahab of the White
Whaling Company put up these fishnets...
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...to catch the canary cage
she might've tossed out the window.
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These nets sure saved our lives.
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Not luck, Robin, we were prepared.
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But it is true,
some days one is luckier than others.
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I really hate to do this.
This may give the caretaker quite a shock.
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"Gotham City's much beloved crime busters
blew the duke last night...
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...when they allowed the Viscountess
of Venality to escape their...
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...bumbling efforts.
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Now the question is,
have the dynamic Caped Crusaders...
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...fallen on their masks?"
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What a scathing denunciation.
Why would O'Shea be so vitriolic?
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Here's the one spalpeen we caught
last night after the others got away.
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- He's all yours, Batman.
-Thank you, Chief O'Hara.
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You might as well spill it.
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You can kick me, hit me and stomp me,
but I'll never talk.
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All right, I'll talk.
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- Where's Catwoman's lair?
- I don't know.
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They pick me up at my swank
one room apartment...
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...blindfold me,
then take me to her place.
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Any clues as to where it is?
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All I know is that I heard
rock 'n' roll music in the background...
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...whenever I go to one of her lectures.
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Lessons in larceny. How despicable.
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And I used to hear a lot of people
marching on the floor above my head.
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With a bunch of cats meowing
whenever the music stopped. Heh-heh.
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Oh, yeah, one other thing.
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Whatever her caper is,
she plans it for tonight.
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- Very well. Take him away, Chief O'Hara.
-Come on.
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It's 10 a.m.
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If we're to figure out her plot,
we better shake a boot. Let's go.
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Come on, Alfred, it's easy.
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Don't be an old fuddy-duddy.
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I'm afraid my dancing days ended
with the Lambeth Walk, madam.
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Doctor's orders, you know, war injury.
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Heavens.
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Oh, boy. I like rock 'n' roll music...
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...as much as the next red-blooded
average American teenager...
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...but this stuff is awful.
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It's the latest dance.
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They call it the Cattuzzi.
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By Benedict Arnold and the Traitors.
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It started a couple of weeks ago
at a new restaurant on the west side...
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...called the Pink Sandbox.
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What are your specialties?
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Catburgers with catsup,
Chicken Cat-atore...
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...and various cuts of meat
from choice Kansas City cattle.
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If you'll come back in a moment,
we'll give you our orders.
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00:19:24,081 --> 00:19:25,499
All right.
243
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,626
Holy epicure.
244
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,795
Using this restaurant as a cover-up.
245
00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:32,339
Oh, she's smart all right.
246
00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:35,842
But this time we'll turn the tables on her.
247
00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:45,727
You were right, Robin,
this must be the place.
248
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,859
The early cat catches the Batman.
249
00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:57,364
Don't bother, Batman.
250
00:19:57,531 --> 00:20:01,118
This glass is shatter-proof,
bulletproof and bat-proof.
251
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:02,953
What are we gonna do, Batman?
252
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:04,371
What are you gonna do?
253
00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:07,457
You're gonna die.
254
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:10,502
I'm not just pussyfooting around
this time, Batman.
255
00:20:10,836 --> 00:20:14,798
You can't frighten us with any
of your threats, you feline Sorceress.
256
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:18,760
Take heed, we shall overcome
your satanic schemes.
257
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:23,557
If we weren't on opposite sides of the law,
Batman, I could go for you...
258
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,934
...in a small way.
259
00:20:26,143 --> 00:20:30,981
You're about the only man I've met lately
who'd be worthy of me.
260
00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:33,483
Holy lovebirds,
I think she's sweet on you, Batman.
261
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,154
The Joker called for a date last Monday.
262
00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:39,906
He's fairly attractive.
263
00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:43,034
But I can't stand his green hair.
264
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:45,829
And the Penguin's too small for me.
265
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:49,499
Your problem is you've been
running around with a bad crowd.
266
00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:51,585
Enough of this moralizing, Batman.
267
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:54,546
Nobody likes a preaching crime fighter.
268
00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:55,964
Batman and Robin...
269
00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:59,009
...your time has come.
270
00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:04,973
Prepare thyselves for the hotfoot
to end all hot feet.
271
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:10,020
Charlie, switch it on.
272
00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:22,824
Look at them dance, boys.
273
00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:28,580
It's amazing how two such athletic
human beings can be so ungainly.
274
00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:46,723
We've gotta cool this floor down,
or our feet will be severely burned.
275
00:21:46,932 --> 00:21:48,850
Holy bunions.
276
00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:51,603
Look, there's a water pipe.
277
00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:04,699
Little do they know
that pipe contains liquid catatonia.
278
00:22:04,908 --> 00:22:08,578
Fumes will drive them batty
and knock them temporarily out.
279
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:30,559
Wake up, you birdies.
280
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:32,936
I wouldn't want you to make your exits...
281
00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:36,565
...without knowing exactly
how it's to be done.
282
00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:38,775
You hateful hussy.
283
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:41,778
The reflectors have been greased
with margarine...
284
00:22:41,945 --> 00:22:43,363
...to make you all the more...
285
00:22:44,865 --> 00:22:47,075
...fryable.
286
00:22:47,284 --> 00:22:48,743
Holy oleo.
287
00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:50,787
I didn't know you could yodel.
288
00:22:50,996 --> 00:22:55,292
- Have you no semblance of decency?
-Not a shred.
289
00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:57,460
Thomas, Charles...
290
00:22:57,669 --> 00:23:00,505
...bring over the piéce de résistance.
291
00:23:09,347 --> 00:23:11,182
Hot enough for you, Batman?
292
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:13,643
You two guys are really hot stuff.
293
00:23:14,019 --> 00:23:17,647
Two minutes under this blistering
heat and you'll be very well-done indeed.
294
00:23:18,231 --> 00:23:20,609
It's too bad it had to end now, guys...
295
00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:24,362
...but look at it this way,
you will have starred in a new show.
296
00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:25,655
What's that?
297
00:23:25,864 --> 00:23:27,782
Bat on a Hot Tin Roof.
298
00:23:31,328 --> 00:23:33,371
That's not a bit funny.
299
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:37,500
Well, you never did have
much of a sense of humor, anyhow.
300
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:40,879
Farewell. Farewell.
301
00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,547
I must depart...
302
00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:46,092
...and muster my forces
for the final assault on Mount Gotham.
303
00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:49,804
At most, you have a few scant minutes...
304
00:23:50,013 --> 00:23:52,265
...before you either choke to death...
305
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:57,020
...or get one of the worst cases
of sunburn in history.
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