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What do we do, Chadley?
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I thought they were dead.
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Far worse, Trixandra.
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They're nearly almost
dead but not quite!
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Man, these movies
are a lot less scary
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when you've actually
fought real zombies.
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They're slow.
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Just power-walk away from them.
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How much you want
to bet that guy dies first?
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Aah! My face
is being eaten a lot.
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Chadley ain't pretty no more.
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One second.
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Ugh, another text from Robbie.
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Oh, yeah, Robbie.
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How's, uh, how's all that going?
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Ugh, I'm over him.
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I just wish he was over me.
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Just look at these texts.
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Winky frown?
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What does that even mean?
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And you're not...
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not like, seeing
any other guys or...
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Of course I am.
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Meet my new boyfriend, dude.
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Right, right.
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So...
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So, you know, I was wondering
if maybe you wanted to,
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I mean, if--if you
and me would ever,
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I mean, if maybe you...
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Hmm, wanted to join me and Mabel
on this mystery hunt tomorrow.
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Conspiracy stuff and all that.
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That's all.
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Yeah, dude.
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I love doing junk with friends.
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Yo, Chadley, watch out!
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Yeah.
'Cause that's what we are.
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It's all we'll ever be...
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Friends.
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Dude, you're lying on my bra.
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Hey, easy with that.
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It's genuine plastic.
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And re-pave the cracks
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in the parking lot
while you're at it.
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I don't want my car
falling into China.
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Mr. Pines, what exactly
caused all this damage?
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I need to write a report.
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Uh, a big woodpecker.
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Keep the change.
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I'm winking under my eye patch.
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Works for me.
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Now where'd
those kids run off to?
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Thank you all for coming.
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Hey, when there's a mystery,
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you can count on your sister-ee.
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That's an amazing rhyme.
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"When you want some good--
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When, when
you need a Soos..."
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You've-- Oh, gosh.
I don't know.
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We're here to solve the number
one mystery in Gravity Falls.
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Who wrote this journal?
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Thirty years ago the author
vanished without a trace,
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but according to this new clue,
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we may have found
his secret hiding place.
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We find that author, we learn
the answers to everything.
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We just need to figure out
a way to get down there...
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Chop it down, dudes.
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Wendy.
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Oh, hey.
You came.
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Dude, I'm so stoked about this.
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I've been wanting to go
adventuring with you guys.
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Sure beats picking up
after my dad at home.
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Ow!
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Ow!
Ow!
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Who put that wall there?
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Ow!
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Thanks for the invite, man.
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Of course.
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Any time you want to--
I'm-- We're always-- Us.
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Uh-oh.
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Inviting Wendy on our mission?
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Me thinks there's romance afoot.
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No, look Mabel.
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I've thought this through,
and I'm over Wendy.
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I've looked at it
from every angle,
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and that thing
was going nowhere.
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I know what matters to me now,
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and it's finding
the author of this journal.
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Ha!
You're over Wendy?
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Allow me to put
on my skepticles.
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Bwoop.
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I've moved on, Mabel.
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You should, too.
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Skepticles.
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Hey, is it just me
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or does that branch
kind of look like a lever?
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Huh.
Yeah.
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But how do we get up there?
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Seems like
we'd need, like, a ladder.
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Or, like, ladder shoes?
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Yeah, ladder shoes.
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I'll get Soos
to draw up a prototype.
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Boosh.
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Whoa!
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Oh, yeah.
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My dad used to make me compete
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in these lumberjack games
when I was a kid.
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Guess I kind of ruled at it.
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Whoa, whoa.
What is that?
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Whoa.
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Hey, hey.
Oh, no!
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All right, guys.
This is it.
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Remember, whatever happens
down there, we tell no one.
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Now, who wants to go first?
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Whoa.
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Dude!
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This is so stupid cool.
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It's like a fallout
shelter or something.
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It must have belonged
to the author.
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This is going over my bed.
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My face feels fuzzy.
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This is incredible.
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It's like he was
preparing for a disaster.
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But what kind of disaster
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would need supplies
for over sixty years?
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Oh, my gosh.
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A Shmez dispenser.
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I remember these things.
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What's that?
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Yes, I will have some
of your old-timey face food.
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Ew. Dusty.
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Wait, guys.
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I think this can
was opened recently.
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The author might
still be alive, down here.
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Wait a minute.
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I think I know where
he might have gone.
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Whoa.
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Whoa!
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Oh, man.
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Was this place built
in the past or the future.
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Yeah.
This room is way creepy.
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Not as creepy as Dipper's
Internet history.
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Hey-oh!
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What's going on, dudes?
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It's hard to be scared
with caterpillars on your face.
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Wall things.
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Crazy wall things
happening right now.
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Ugh.
It won't stop.
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Dipper, what do we do?
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Uh. Uh.
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Come on, come on.
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Find these four symbols.
Quick.
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Everybody step on one.
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One!
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Two!
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Three!
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Four!
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Run for it!
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Yes! Yes!
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That was...
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That was nuts.
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You ruled back there, man.
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Thanks.
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Get a load of this
crazy surveillance room.
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Check it out, dudes.
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Soos.
Soos.
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That is hilarious.
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Hey, Bro, you forgot your vest.
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What the--
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"Dear Wendy.
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I've always had a crush on--"
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Oh, my gosh.
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Hey, Dipper!
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Look what I found.
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What are you-- Give me that.
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I knew it! I knew it!
I knew it!
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You're not over Wendy at all.
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And you were going
to tell her today?
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No.
I changed my mind.
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It's a bad idea,
I'd just embarrass myself,
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and then I'd be another guy
she hates, like Robbie.
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Dipper, you should
just tell her already.
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One way or another,
you'll feel better afterwards.
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Look, Mabel, I can't tell her
no matter how much I want to.
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So just drop it, okay.
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Dude.
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Dipper, you got to check out
this weird metal closet.
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I am a robot.
I have a metal closet.
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Coming.
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This never happened.
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He wants to tell her
but he's scared.
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Maybe he needs a little push.
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Good idea, Mabel.
Thanks, Mabel.
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Brother, whatever happens,
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I just want you
to know something.
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This is for your own good.
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What?
Aah.
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What the--
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Mabel!
Let us out!
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Oh, I'll let you out, Dipper.
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As soon as you tell Wendy
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that thing you've been
wanting to tell her!
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You'll thank me for this later.
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What is she talking about?
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Nothing.
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Mabel's just been eating
raw sugar packets again.
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That's besides the point.
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Let me out right now!
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Ugh, where are the lights?
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Whoa.
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A hidden lab.
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Maybe the author did
experiments down here.
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Uh, what do you think
dug all these tunnels?
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Let's hope we don't find out.
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Mabel!
Open up for real!
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There's a monster in here!
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Ha. Nice try.
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The only monsters are
your own inner demons, Dipper.
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That is so wise.
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Dipper.
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Just say whatever
Mabel wants you to say
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so she'll let us out of here.
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Come on, Dipper.
Now is the time, Bro!
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Wendy, I-- I...
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I'm gonna find another way out.
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Wait, what?
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Dude, where are we going?
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Whoa.
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What do we do?
I don't know.
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Back!
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Back, you heinous beast!
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Well, I just ripped out
a monster's tongue.
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It's you.
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Hurry now.
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I scared it off,
but it will regenerate.
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I wasn't expecting guests.
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I've been down here
for a very long time.
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Years.
Weeks maybe.
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I miss orange juice.
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You don't understand.
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You're the guy
I've been looking for!
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He's the guy?
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Wendy, it's the guy!
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The guy?
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I've got, like,
a jillion questions.
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Why did you write the journals?
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Who was after you?
Why did you build this bunker?
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My boy, I'd love
to discuss this in time.
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But we have more
pressing matters.
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It's one of my experiments.
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A shapeshifter.
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Able to take the form
of anyone or anything it sees.
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It broke free
from a cage of solid steel.
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I've gone half-crazy trying
to catch the creature alone.
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But now you're here.
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Will you help me catch it?
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Sure are taking
their time in there.
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00:11:23,098 --> 00:11:25,809
Hey, do I look smarter
with this coat and briefcase?
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I feel like I look smarter.
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Razzle dazzle!
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Look at this tubey thing.
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Frozen.
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Unfrozen.
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Frozen.
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Unfrozen.
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What's this biz?
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"Experiment number two-ten:
The Shapeshifter."
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Shapeshifter?
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Uh, dude, didn't Dipper say
269
00:11:44,953 --> 00:11:46,830
there was a monster
in there with them?
270
00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:48,540
I thought he was just joking.
271
00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:51,043
You know, Dipper's
jokes are terrible!
272
00:11:51,251 --> 00:11:52,211
Dipper!
273
00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:55,464
Come in.
Come in.
274
00:11:55,672 --> 00:11:57,049
I apologize
for the state of things.
275
00:11:57,257 --> 00:12:00,385
I don't get many
non-mole people visitors.
276
00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:03,597
Now the beast must have some
weakness that we can exploit.
277
00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:04,890
I used to have
my research on him,
278
00:12:05,098 --> 00:12:08,227
but alas, I lost my journals
SO many years ago.
279
00:12:08,435 --> 00:12:09,519
Did you say journals?
280
00:12:09,728 --> 00:12:10,687
Dude, I found one of them.
281
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:12,189
It's how I tracked
you down here.
282
00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:15,234
What?
Could it be?
283
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:18,654
My boy, I can't
express my gratitude.
284
00:12:18,862 --> 00:12:20,364
Oh, yes.
285
00:12:20,572 --> 00:12:22,908
After all these years.
286
00:12:25,869 --> 00:12:26,662
Wendy!
287
00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:28,247
Oh, it's so dark.
288
00:12:28,455 --> 00:12:29,706
How will we ever find them?
289
00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:31,208
Leave that to Mabel.
290
00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:34,711
Whoa!
Rad!
291
00:12:34,878 --> 00:12:36,296
Although,
isn't electric clothing
292
00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:37,714
kind of like a fire hazard?
293
00:12:37,881 --> 00:12:38,715
No.
294
00:12:38,882 --> 00:12:39,800
It's a fun hazard.
295
00:12:40,008 --> 00:12:41,677
Now let me light the way!
296
00:12:41,885 --> 00:12:44,054
We're coming for you dudes.
297
00:12:46,431 --> 00:12:48,141
Yes, yes.
298
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:49,643
It's all here.
299
00:12:49,851 --> 00:12:51,186
Wendy, isn't it amazing
300
00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:52,646
we're actually meeting
the real author?
301
00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:55,732
Dipper.
Look.
302
00:13:01,613 --> 00:13:02,614
Uh, you know what?
303
00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:04,700
We should probably get going.
304
00:13:04,908 --> 00:13:06,618
Can I have my journal back?
305
00:13:09,621 --> 00:13:12,791
You're not going anywhere.
306
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,971
How do you like my true form?
307
00:13:26,179 --> 00:13:28,598
Go on, admit it, you like it.
308
00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:29,766
You!
309
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:30,934
What did you do
to the real author?
310
00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:32,561
You'll likely never find him.
311
00:13:32,769 --> 00:13:35,939
That six-fingered nerd hasn't
been himself in thirty years.
312
00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:38,358
But I do thank you
for bringing me his journal.
313
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,694
He used to write while
I was in my cage.
314
00:13:40,902 --> 00:13:43,488
So many wonderful forms to take.
315
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,203
We've got to get
that journal back.
316
00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:52,748
Hey, body-snatcher.
Snatch this.
317
00:14:01,506 --> 00:14:02,466
Run! Run! Run!
318
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:31,620
Oh, dudes.
Dipper! Wendy!
319
00:14:31,828 --> 00:14:32,788
Mabel! Soos!
320
00:14:32,996 --> 00:14:34,581
Wait. Careful.
321
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,584
How do we know they're
not the shapeshifter?
322
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:40,629
Maybe I am.
Mabel, inspect my shape.
323
00:14:40,837 --> 00:14:41,671
Poke.
324
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:44,341
Do that again.
Poke.
325
00:14:45,884 --> 00:14:46,802
Even better the second time.
326
00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:48,387
It's definitely them.
327
00:14:49,846 --> 00:14:50,931
Oh, my gosh, Wendy,
you're bleeding.
328
00:14:51,139 --> 00:14:52,599
It's cool.
It's cool.
329
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:53,600
It's just blood, man.
330
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:54,559
Don't freak out.
331
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:55,936
What happened?
332
00:14:56,144 --> 00:14:57,437
We got attacked
by the shapeshifter.
333
00:14:57,604 --> 00:14:59,731
He broke out of his cage,
pretended to the author,
334
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,191
and wants Dipper's journal.
335
00:15:02,734 --> 00:15:04,152
Imagine if he escapes into town.
336
00:15:04,319 --> 00:15:05,904
He could transform
into anything.
337
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:08,365
We could never trust
anyone ever again.
338
00:15:08,573 --> 00:15:09,408
What do we do?
339
00:15:09,616 --> 00:15:10,617
Well.
340
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:12,244
He took us into his home,
tricked us,
341
00:15:12,452 --> 00:15:14,788
and tried to destroy us.
342
00:15:14,996 --> 00:15:16,790
I say we return the favor.
343
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:21,420
Dipper, my boy.
344
00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,923
Come out.
345
00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:26,925
I must speak with you!
346
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:32,597
Reveal yourself, you
single-formed human weakling.
347
00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:34,224
Oh, boy, Dipper.
348
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,686
That book sure is full
of some great monsters.
349
00:15:37,894 --> 00:15:38,812
There you are.
350
00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:41,189
Ooh!
And a new one.
351
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:46,069
Should I be one?
352
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:47,571
Or the other.
353
00:15:47,779 --> 00:15:48,780
How about both?
354
00:15:57,497 --> 00:15:58,915
Guys, he's coming!
He's coming!
355
00:15:59,082 --> 00:16:00,917
Now! Now!
Now! Now! Now!
356
00:16:01,084 --> 00:16:02,294
It's not working, dude.
357
00:16:05,213 --> 00:16:06,631
Hey.
Let go.
358
00:16:06,798 --> 00:16:07,757
You leave him alone.
359
00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:10,051
Wendy!
360
00:16:23,398 --> 00:16:25,066
Aah.
361
00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:38,497
Wendy!
362
00:16:44,961 --> 00:16:46,046
Wendy?
363
00:16:46,254 --> 00:16:48,048
No, no, no, no, no!
364
00:16:48,256 --> 00:16:49,341
Can you hear me?
Oh.
365
00:16:49,549 --> 00:16:50,592
Please be okay.
Please be okay!
366
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,556
Oh, no, oh, no!
This is all my fault!
367
00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:58,350
If I had told you when
we were in the closet
368
00:16:58,558 --> 00:16:59,851
we wouldn't be in this mess.
369
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:02,729
But I was too scared and now
you could be hurt or worse
370
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:04,481
and I never even got
a chance to tell you
371
00:17:04,689 --> 00:17:07,651
I'm, like, in love
with you Wendy.
372
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:13,907
Uh...
373
00:17:14,115 --> 00:17:15,659
Dipper?
374
00:17:15,867 --> 00:17:17,577
Wendy?
375
00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:18,703
Wait.
376
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:21,081
Then who is-- Look out!
377
00:17:21,289 --> 00:17:22,666
Give me back that journal!
378
00:17:22,874 --> 00:17:24,042
Never!
379
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:27,712
Get off me.
380
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:34,719
Give it back.
381
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:36,221
It belongs to Dipper.
382
00:17:36,429 --> 00:17:37,389
Hit her with the axe!
383
00:17:37,597 --> 00:17:38,640
Don't listen to her, Dipper!
384
00:17:38,848 --> 00:17:39,641
She's the shapeshifter!
385
00:17:39,849 --> 00:17:40,725
Ugh!
386
00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:42,477
I don't know who's who!
387
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:43,645
Give me a sign!
388
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:00,745
Push him in!
389
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:06,668
Huh?
390
00:18:06,876 --> 00:18:08,670
Frozen!
391
00:18:08,878 --> 00:18:09,754
Boosh!
Boom!
392
00:18:09,921 --> 00:18:15,427
No. No!
Let me out!
393
00:18:19,806 --> 00:18:21,725
Let's get out of here, dudes.
394
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:28,857
You think you're so clever,
don't you, Dipper?
395
00:18:29,065 --> 00:18:31,359
But you have no idea
what you're up against.
396
00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:33,653
You'll never find the author.
397
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:34,946
If you keep digging,
398
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:37,324
you'll meet a fate worse
than you can imagine.
399
00:18:37,532 --> 00:18:40,869
And this will be
the last form you ever take!
400
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:50,295
Good luck sleeping tonight.
401
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:55,884
Dude, I think I'm kind of
402
00:18:56,092 --> 00:18:57,469
adventured out
for a little while.
403
00:18:57,677 --> 00:19:00,430
My face hurts
from doing this all day.
404
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:04,017
Yeah, but you got to admit
we're all total heroes.
405
00:19:04,225 --> 00:19:06,770
Hey, who wants to go get
some heroes breakfast, huh?
406
00:19:06,978 --> 00:19:08,605
Syrup on cereal!
407
00:19:08,813 --> 00:19:10,690
Mabel, you're a visionary.
408
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:15,654
Look, Wendy, about earlier,
409
00:19:15,862 --> 00:19:16,905
In the heat of the moment
410
00:19:17,113 --> 00:19:19,449
I might have said
some dumb things and--
411
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,202
Can't we just pretend
none of that ever happened?
412
00:19:22,410 --> 00:19:24,371
Please.
413
00:19:24,579 --> 00:19:26,748
Dude. Dude.
It's okay.
414
00:19:26,956 --> 00:19:29,501
I always kind of knew.
415
00:19:29,709 --> 00:19:30,960
Wait.
You did?
416
00:19:31,169 --> 00:19:32,462
Yeah, man.
417
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:33,963
I mean, you think
I can't hear that stuff
418
00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:36,174
you're constantly
whispering under your breath?
419
00:19:37,842 --> 00:19:39,344
Oh, man.
420
00:19:39,552 --> 00:19:40,595
Listen, Dipper.
421
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:43,306
I'm, like, super flattered.
422
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,934
But, I'm too old for you.
423
00:19:46,142 --> 00:19:47,852
I mean, you know that, right?
424
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,396
Ugh.
425
00:19:49,562 --> 00:19:51,940
Mabel said confessing
would make me feel better.
426
00:19:52,148 --> 00:19:53,608
Well, how do you feel?
427
00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:57,779
Anxious. Scared.
Kind of itchy.
428
00:19:57,987 --> 00:19:59,114
Dude.
429
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,490
Don't be itchy, man.
430
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:01,866
Let me tell you something,
431
00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:04,661
this summer was super
boring until you showed up.
432
00:20:04,869 --> 00:20:07,914
I have more fun with you than,
like, practically anybody else.
433
00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:11,584
And if you ever stop being
my friend, I would, like,
434
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:14,170
throw myself
into the bottomless pit.
435
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,631
So, things won't
be too awkward now?
436
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,675
I just wrestled myself, dude.
437
00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:20,343
That was awkward.
438
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:21,720
If you can handle that monster,
439
00:20:21,928 --> 00:20:23,763
you can handle
a little awkwardness.
440
00:20:25,932 --> 00:20:26,808
Friends?
441
00:20:27,016 --> 00:20:27,934
Yeah, dude.
Friends.
442
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,567
Oh, and hey, Dipper.
443
00:20:35,775 --> 00:20:37,360
See you for movie
night tomorrow.
444
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:38,945
Your place this time, okay?
445
00:20:46,619 --> 00:20:48,872
So, how did it go?
446
00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:51,124
What did you hear?
447
00:20:51,332 --> 00:20:52,917
Everything.
All the time.
448
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:55,295
I'm not here.
449
00:20:55,503 --> 00:20:57,839
Mabel, how can everything
be so amazing
450
00:20:58,047 --> 00:21:00,675
and so terrible
all at the same time?
451
00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:03,261
I'm sorry for being
so pushy, Dipper.
452
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:04,554
If it's any consolation,
453
00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:05,680
I'm already working on a list
454
00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:07,807
of your potential
rebound crushes.
455
00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:09,225
Thanks, Mabel.
456
00:21:11,936 --> 00:21:13,146
I'm still bummed
457
00:21:13,354 --> 00:21:14,856
we're no closer
to finding the author guy.
458
00:21:15,064 --> 00:21:18,109
At least I got his sciency coat
and briefcase.
459
00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:19,736
Whoa.
What the--
460
00:21:19,944 --> 00:21:22,405
Soos, that's not a briefcase.
That's a laptop.
461
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,574
And a really busted up one, too.
462
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,576
I bet I could get this thing
fixed up in a few days.
463
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:28,328
It's gonna take
a lot of duct tape.
464
00:21:28,536 --> 00:21:29,871
This could be our next clue.
465
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,168
Is it just me,
466
00:21:35,376 --> 00:21:36,920
or does Gravity Falls TV
only have the worst movies?
467
00:21:37,128 --> 00:21:40,173
You're watching the Gravity
Falls Bargain Movie Showcase.
468
00:21:40,381 --> 00:21:41,633
Coming up next,
469
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,093
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470
00:21:44,302 --> 00:21:46,930
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Of Planet Planet!
471
00:21:47,138 --> 00:21:49,432
Help!
My Mummy's A Werewolf!
472
00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:51,726
Attack
Of The Exclamation Points!!!
473
00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:53,937
The Man With No Taste.
474
00:21:54,145 --> 00:21:55,688
Ghost Turtle.
475
00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:59,442
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