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Thirty long years
and it's all led up to this.
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My greatest achievement!
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Probably should have worn pants.
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Agh!
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Feisty, I like it.
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If I finally pull this off,
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it will all have been worth it.
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I just need to keep
playing it cool.
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If anyone ever finds out
about this...
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Yeah, right.
I've come this far.
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Who could possibly catch me now?
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See there, there it is again.
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We haven't
seen readings like this
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for 30 years.
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Is it coming from deep space?
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An enemy weapons site?
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Just as I suspected.
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Gentlemen, we're going
to Gravity Falls.
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Oh, right.
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Show time.
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Welcome to the grand re-opening
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of the Mystery Shack!
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Mystery Shack!
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We're here
to celebrate the defeat
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of that skunk little Gideon.
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Boo!
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Please, please, boo harder.
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Boo!
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But I didn't catch
that pork chop all alone.
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These two scams deserve
some of the glory.
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Oh!
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Okay, okay.
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Most of the glory.
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Smile for the camera.
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Your camera's
a cinder block, Toby.
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I just want to be
a part of things.
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Smile for a real camera.
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Everyone say
"something stupid.”
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Something stupid!
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And don't forget to come
to the after party
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tonight at 8:00.
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We're doing
a karaoke bonanza, people.
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Lights! Music!
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Enchantment!
Phoo!
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And an amazing
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karaoke performance
by our family band,
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Love Patrol Alpha.
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Oh, I don't know about that.
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I would never
agree to that ever.
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Too late, I wrote your names
on the list.
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It's happening.
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Buy your ticket, people.
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You know you don't have
anything else
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going on in your lives.
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I'm talking to you, pizza guy.
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Don't lame out on me.
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Ha!
The town loves us.
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We finally got that Gideon
smell out of the carpet.
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Everything
is finally going my way.
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Hey, Grunkle Stan,
now that we have a moment,
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I've been meaning to ask you
for my journal back.
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What? Journal?
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Oh, you mean this old thing?
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It was so boring
I couldn't even finish it.
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You didn't see nothing.
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Wait, you're just gonna
give it to me?
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Just like that?
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What else do you want?
A kiss on the cheek?
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I-- I got to go.
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Whoa!
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I wouldn't mind
a kiss on the cheek.
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Not gonna happen.
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Mabel, we've got to talk.
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Almost losing my journal
made me realize
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that I'm halfway
through the summer
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and still no closer
to figuring out
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the big mysteries
of Gravity Falls.
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Gideon almost destroyed the town
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to get his hands
on this journal.
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But why?
Who wrote it?
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Where are
all the other journals?
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What was Bill talking about
when he said
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everything was going to change?
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There's something huge
going on right under our noses.
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And it's time
we stop goofing around
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and get to the bottom of it.
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Bro, you've looked at that
thing, like, a bazillion times.
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There's nothing
left to discover.
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Half the pages are blank,
remember?
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I just feel like
I'm one puzzle piece away
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from figuring out everything.
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Don't worry, Dipper.
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Lord Mystery Ham is on the case.
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"I play by me own rules!
What? What?"
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I don't know
why I tell you things.
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Do you hear that?
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Hey, Mr. Pines,
what's that code word
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I'm supposed to yell
when I see a government vehicle?
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Wait, what?
Government vehicle?
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The Mystery Shack is now closed.
Everybody out!
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I will not hesitate
to use the hose
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on the elderly.
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Uncle Stan, what's happening?
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Yeah, you never
shut down the gift shop.
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Welcome to the Mystery Shack,
gentlemen.
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What can I get you?
Key chains?
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Snow globes?
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These rare
photos of American Presidents?
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My name is Agent Powers.
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This is Agent Trigger.
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We're here to investigate
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reports of mysterious activity
in this town.
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Activity.
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Mysterious activity
in the Mystery Shack?
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You got to be joking.
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I assure you I am not.
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I was born with a rare disorder
that makes me
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physically incapable
of experiencing humor.
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I don't understand that sound
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you're making with your mouth.
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Now if you'll excuse us,
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we're conducting
an investigation.
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Investigation.
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Wait, wait.
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Did you guys say
you're investigating
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the mysteries of this town?
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That information is classified.
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But, yes.
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Look, between you and me,
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I believe there is a conspiracy
of paranormal origin
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all connected to this town.
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We're just one small lead away
from blowing
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the lid off this entire mystery.
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Are you kidding me?
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I'm investigating
the exact same thing.
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I found
this journal in the woods
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which has almost
all the answers.
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If we work together,
we could crack the case.
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If you have
evidence of these claims,
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we should talk.
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We can talk right now.
Please, please, come in.
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I have so much to show you.
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I'm sorry, agents.
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Kid has an overactive
imagination and, like,
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a sweating problem.
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Zing!
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Paranormal town stuff,
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it's just
part of gift shop lore.
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Sells more tickets, you know.
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Pop-poro-po-po.
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Swag.
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We have other spots
to investigate.
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We'll be on our way.
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I'm confiscating
this for evidence.
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Smart move.
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Wait!
No, wait!
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We have so much to talk about.
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Hold it, kiddo.
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Trust me, the last thing
you want around here
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in a party is cops.
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I'm confiscating that card.
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And how's about
you go be a normal kid?
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Flirt with a girl,
or steal a pie off a windowsill.
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But, Grunkle Stan,
you don't understand.
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And don't go talking
to those agents.
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That could have
been my big break.
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Bro, maybe Grunkle Stan
is right.
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We're throwing a party tonight.
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Can't you go one night
without searching
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for aliens or raising
the dead or whatever?
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I'm not gonna raise the dead.
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I just need a chance to show
those agents my book.
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Trust me, Dipper.
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The only book you'll need
tonight is right here.
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Boo!
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I say "kara," you say "oke.”
Kara...
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Kara...
Kara...
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I could do this all day.
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Agh!
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Well, the confetti cannon works.
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And the karaoke machine
has all the best songs.
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"We built this township
on rock and roll.”
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"Danger lane
to highway town."
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"Taking over midnight"
by AmperSandra.
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Listen, kid, you do not want
to hear this voice singing.
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Trust me.
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Grunkle Stan, karaoke
isn't about sounding good.
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It's about
sounding terrible, together.
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Check it out! These black lights
make my teeth look scary.
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It's like a crime scene
in my mouth.
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Come on, you'll love it.
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It's not fair.
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Finally I meet someone
who can help me
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solve the mysteries of this town
and Stan confiscates their card.
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Dude, I probably
shouldn't be telling you this,
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but I'm pretty sure
Stan hides like
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everything in his room.
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If I go into Stan's room,
I could get in so much trouble.
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Yeah, you're probably right.
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That's what makes it fun, dummy.
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Man, I can't wait to smash
these Stanatas.
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Smash!
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Grenda has entered the party!
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Stan's brains look delicious.
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Girls!
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Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh, Mabel!
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Is that a boom box sweater?
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See for yourself.
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Poke!
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Yeah, yeah!
Work it! Ah!
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Aw!
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I thought this was
gonna be a rave.
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Thompson, take off your shirt
and make it a rave.
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I'll do anything
for your approval.
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Oh, come on.
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I promise I won't
send it to anyone.
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Who's got one good eye
and one good pie?
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These kegs are full of meat.
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Tambry sends me
the craziest text.
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The whole town is showing up
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and no sign
of those pesky agents.
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Wendy, Dipper, how are those
posters coming along?
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Hmm.
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I'll keep an eye out for Stan.
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You go rustle through
his weird old man biz.
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All right, Grunkle Stan,
where did you hide that card?
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Nothing.
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Nothing.
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Nothing.
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Ew!
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Pretending I never saw that.
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Wait a minute.
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Yes!
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I got it!
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Agent Powers.
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Hi, this is Dipper.
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The kid from the Mystery Shack,
the one with the,
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um, sweating problem.
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I have that journal
I wanted to show you.
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And you're certain this journal
will help our case?
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I'm 100% positive.
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Very well.
We're on our way.
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Sorry, Dipper.
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I got distracted.
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Kid, why did you call
those agents?
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I've told you once,
I've told you 100 times,
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there's nothing
supernatural going on
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in Gravity Falls.
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Yes, there is.
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After everything
that's happened,
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you have to know that by now.
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All I know
is that your dumb obsession
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is gonna get us all in trouble
one of these days.
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Now go enjoy
the rest of the party,
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'cause when it's over,
you're grounded.
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Hmm.
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Hey, boys, looking good!
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Gorney, you clean up nice.
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Mr. Poolcheck,
move those crazy legs.
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You-- You weird pool man.
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What's the problem, officers?
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Did you catch my face
going 90 smiles per hour?
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We've got complaints about
the loudest party in town.
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Three words.
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00:11:22,389 --> 00:11:23,307
We want in.
266
00:11:25,684 --> 00:11:27,519
Welcome to your dreams.
267
00:11:33,483 --> 00:11:35,194
Guys, I'm so glad to see you.
268
00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:36,862
Working together, we can crack
269
00:11:37,070 --> 00:11:39,114
all the big questions
of Gravity Falls.
270
00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:41,533
Trust me, this book is the lead
you've been looking for.
271
00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:43,452
I'm thinking
full-scale investigation.
272
00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:44,995
Forensics, researchers.
273
00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:46,330
Do you guys have a helicopter?
274
00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:49,583
I'm sorry, "helicopters.”
275
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,336
Kid, I'd love to believe you,
but this just looks like
276
00:11:52,544 --> 00:11:54,213
more junk
from your uncle's gift shop.
277
00:11:54,421 --> 00:11:56,173
I mean, "leprecorn”?
278
00:11:56,381 --> 00:11:58,634
I can't be the only one
that thinks that it's not funny.
279
00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,761
I can confirm.
Not funny.
280
00:12:00,969 --> 00:12:02,638
No, it's real, I swear.
281
00:12:02,846 --> 00:12:04,348
You should
"send it to the lab."
282
00:12:04,556 --> 00:12:06,350
Am I saying that right?
283
00:12:06,558 --> 00:12:08,393
Your uncle was right about
that overactive imagination.
284
00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:10,437
We've got paperwork to do, kid.
285
00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:12,105
Boring paperwork.
Wait!
286
00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:13,649
This book is real.
287
00:12:13,857 --> 00:12:15,359
Gnomes, cursed objects, spells!
288
00:12:15,567 --> 00:12:16,735
Listen!
Uh...
289
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:18,362
Uh...
Corpus Levitas!
290
00:12:18,570 --> 00:12:21,823
Uh, Diablo Dominus!
Um, Mondo Vicium!
291
00:12:25,285 --> 00:12:26,119
Huh?
292
00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:27,287
Huh?
293
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:39,424
Ha, a zombie!
A real actual zombie, see.
294
00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:41,301
Spooky journal, 100% real.
295
00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:42,719
Now can we work together?
296
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,263
Mother of all that is holy.
297
00:12:44,471 --> 00:12:45,430
What do we do?
298
00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:47,266
It's just one zombie.
299
00:12:47,474 --> 00:12:49,101
Trust me, I see stuff like this
all the time.
300
00:12:54,022 --> 00:12:55,107
Good thing it was just that one.
301
00:13:00,570 --> 00:13:03,073
Oh, my gosh.
You guys can help, right?
302
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,158
Kid, we've been chasing
the paranormal for years,
303
00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:07,494
but we've never seen
anything like this before.
304
00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:08,620
Get down!
305
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,961
Oh, my gosh.
What have I done?
306
00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:20,757
♪ What up, fools?
It's Blubs and Durls ♪
307
00:13:20,924 --> 00:13:23,885
♪ Making all that money
and getting them girls ♪
308
00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:25,637
Oh!
309
00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:28,765
What do you say, guys?
Is this party legendary?
310
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:31,143
When I say Mabel, you say Pines.
311
00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:33,353
Mabel!
312
00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:34,730
Mabel!
313
00:13:34,938 --> 00:13:36,440
We're all gonna die!
314
00:13:36,648 --> 00:13:37,441
Why does that never work?
315
00:13:37,649 --> 00:13:39,234
Whoa, whoa.
316
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:40,986
I think it's an earthquake.
317
00:13:41,194 --> 00:13:43,155
Hey, everybody, we got
to get out of here!
318
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:44,614
We're all doomed.
319
00:13:44,823 --> 00:13:45,907
Quick!
Into my getaway pouch!
320
00:13:47,617 --> 00:13:49,494
Mabel,
escape while you still can!
321
00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:51,455
Wait! No!
Don't leave!
322
00:13:51,663 --> 00:13:54,124
You haven't even done
our family karaoke song yet.
323
00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:01,006
Dipper, what's the one thing
324
00:14:01,214 --> 00:14:02,716
I asked you not to do tonight?
325
00:14:02,924 --> 00:14:04,301
Raise the dead.
326
00:14:04,509 --> 00:14:05,510
And what did you do?
327
00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:06,678
Raise the dead.
328
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:11,433
Get back, dudes.
This is about to get intense.
329
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:17,397
Sorry, one second.
330
00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:20,150
You've got to admit
this is pretty cool.
331
00:14:24,821 --> 00:14:26,490
Zombies!
332
00:14:26,698 --> 00:14:28,950
Don't panic. Maybe they're just
a really ugly flash mob.
333
00:14:31,661 --> 00:14:33,080
Dudes, stay calm.
334
00:14:33,288 --> 00:14:34,039
I've been
training for this moment
335
00:14:34,247 --> 00:14:35,707
my whole life.
336
00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:37,626
With all the horror movies
I've seen,
337
00:14:37,834 --> 00:14:38,794
I know literally everything
there is to know about
338
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:39,920
how to avoid zombies.
339
00:14:43,715 --> 00:14:45,675
Second thought,
gonna flip the script.
340
00:14:45,842 --> 00:14:47,260
Can I eat your brains?
341
00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:48,804
Yay or nay?
342
00:14:49,012 --> 00:14:50,555
Seeing some yay faces over here.
343
00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:58,605
Quick, the golf cart.
344
00:15:01,608 --> 00:15:02,901
Oh, come on.
345
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:03,985
That's a bummer.
346
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:05,278
Good news for me though.
347
00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:06,947
Soos!
348
00:15:07,155 --> 00:15:09,449
Sorry, dude, I just really
want those brains.
349
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:10,575
Stay back!
350
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:19,126
Give it up, dudes.
351
00:15:19,334 --> 00:15:20,961
Your fighting only makes us
look more rad.
352
00:15:21,169 --> 00:15:23,130
What do we do?
Where's Grunkle Stan?
353
00:15:23,338 --> 00:15:24,840
How's he supposed to help?
354
00:15:25,048 --> 00:15:26,425
He doesn't even believe
in the supernatural.
355
00:15:28,927 --> 00:15:31,054
Those agents
could ruin everything.
356
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:32,556
Darn kid!
357
00:15:32,722 --> 00:15:34,266
He has no idea
what he's messing with.
358
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,185
He's stubborn.
That's his problem.
359
00:15:38,728 --> 00:15:39,938
Sort of like me, I suppose.
360
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:43,900
I got too much
on my mind to worry about
361
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,318
those kids right now.
362
00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:46,653
All right, let's see.
363
00:15:52,909 --> 00:15:54,077
Take that, sucker!
364
00:15:58,748 --> 00:16:00,667
This thing's a surprisingly
good weapon.
365
00:16:02,627 --> 00:16:04,087
We need to board up
all the windows.
366
00:16:10,093 --> 00:16:12,387
Okay, maybe that will hold them.
367
00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:14,431
Oh!
Hi, dudes.
368
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:16,600
By the way, I taught the zombies
how to get to the fuse box.
369
00:16:16,808 --> 00:16:18,226
Among these dudes
I'm like a genius.
370
00:16:19,769 --> 00:16:20,854
Get those brains, dog.
371
00:16:24,649 --> 00:16:26,234
Dipper, isn't there something
in the journal
372
00:16:26,401 --> 00:16:27,944
about defeating zombies?
373
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,280
No! There's nothing in here
about weaknesses.
374
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,157
This can't be happening.
375
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,618
I wanted answers so bad
I put everyone in danger.
376
00:16:34,826 --> 00:16:36,286
Now we're toast.
377
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,330
It's all my fault
and no one can save us.
378
00:16:39,956 --> 00:16:41,249
No!
Mabel, I'm sorry!
379
00:16:42,542 --> 00:16:43,376
Dipper!
380
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,638
You two, attic, now!
381
00:16:54,846 --> 00:16:56,181
Grunkle-- Grunkle Stan?
382
00:16:56,389 --> 00:16:57,641
I said now!
383
00:16:57,849 --> 00:16:59,643
All right, you undead jerks,
384
00:16:59,851 --> 00:17:01,394
you ready to die twice?
385
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,733
The only wrinkly monster
who harasses my family is me.
386
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:07,734
Take that!
387
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:09,361
And that!
388
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,490
Beat it, no-eyes.
389
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:18,703
Anyone else want a piece?
390
00:17:37,889 --> 00:17:39,182
Oh! Ow!
391
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,600
Everything hurts.
392
00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:42,394
Grunkle Stan, that was amazing!
393
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:43,478
Are you all right?
394
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:48,525
Well, at least, you can't deny
magic exists anymore, right?
395
00:17:48,733 --> 00:17:50,151
Kid, I've always known.
396
00:17:50,318 --> 00:17:52,028
Wait.
What are you talking about?
397
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,905
I'm not an idiot, Dipper.
398
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:56,241
Of course, this town is weird
and the one thing
399
00:17:56,449 --> 00:17:58,743
I know about that weirdness
is that it's dangerous.
400
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:03,957
I've been lying about it to try
to keep you away from it,
401
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:05,834
to try to protect you from it.
402
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:11,965
It looks like I didn't lie
well enough.
403
00:18:14,759 --> 00:18:16,177
What do we do?
What do we do?
404
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:17,721
Normally,
the journal would help us,
405
00:18:17,929 --> 00:18:18,847
but there's nothing
in there about
406
00:18:19,055 --> 00:18:19,848
defeating zombies.
407
00:18:20,056 --> 00:18:21,057
It's hopeless.
408
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,726
Wait, wait, wait, the text!
409
00:18:22,934 --> 00:18:24,519
It's glowing in the black light.
410
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:25,687
What?
411
00:18:27,897 --> 00:18:30,066
All this time I thought
I knew all the journal secrets.
412
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,319
But they're written
in some kind of invisible ink.
413
00:18:32,527 --> 00:18:33,528
Invisible ink?
414
00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:34,821
This is it.
415
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,406
"Zombies have a weakness!
416
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,491
Previously thought
to be invincible,
417
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,994
their skulls can be shattered by
a perfect three part harmony."”
418
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:43,204
Three part harmony?
How can we create that?
419
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:45,290
I have a naturally
high pitched scream.
420
00:18:45,498 --> 00:18:47,959
I can make noises with my body.
Sometimes intentionally.
421
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,794
Boys, boys.
422
00:18:49,961 --> 00:18:52,756
I think you're both missing
the obvious solution.
423
00:18:56,551 --> 00:18:57,677
Hello. Hello.
424
00:18:57,844 --> 00:18:59,137
Does this seem loud?
425
00:19:01,264 --> 00:19:03,516
Oh, Gossiping Housewives is on.
426
00:19:04,976 --> 00:19:06,394
Eh, I already sat down.
427
00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:14,277
Zombies and gentlemen,
I'm Mable,
428
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:16,655
they're Dipper and Stan
and together,
429
00:19:16,863 --> 00:19:19,741
we are Love Patrol Alpha!
430
00:19:19,949 --> 00:19:20,825
I never agreed to that name.
431
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,077
Hit it!
432
00:19:27,165 --> 00:19:29,834
Uh, Mabel, our lives
may not be worth this.
433
00:19:30,001 --> 00:19:32,003
♪ Friday night ♪
434
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:34,047
♪ We're gonna
party till dawn ♪
435
00:19:34,255 --> 00:19:35,799
♪ Don't worry, Daddy ♪
436
00:19:36,007 --> 00:19:37,967
♪ I've got
my favorite dress on ♪
437
00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:39,678
Mabel, this is stupid.
438
00:19:39,886 --> 00:19:41,805
♪ We roll into the party ♪
439
00:19:42,013 --> 00:19:43,807
♪ The boys
are looking our way ♪
440
00:19:44,015 --> 00:19:45,475
♪ We just keep dancing ♪
441
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:47,686
♪ We don't care
what they say ♪
442
00:19:47,894 --> 00:19:50,814
♪ And all the boys
are ganging up in my face ♪
443
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:53,942
Guys, we have to sing together
444
00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:55,652
or it won't work.
445
00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:57,487
♪ Boys are a bore ♪
446
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,614
♪ Let's show
'em the door ♪
447
00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:03,535
♪ We're taking over
the dance floor ♪
448
00:20:03,743 --> 00:20:05,245
♪ Oo-oo ♪
449
00:20:05,453 --> 00:20:07,038
♪ Girls do
what we like ♪
450
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:08,873
♪ Oo-oo ♪
451
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:12,836
♪ We're taking over
tonight, oo-oo ♪
452
00:20:13,044 --> 00:20:16,172
♪ Girls do what we like,
oo-oo ♪
453
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,842
♪ We're taking
over tonight ♪
454
00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:22,554
♪ We're queens
of the disco! ♪
455
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,389
♪ Oo-oo ♪
456
00:20:24,597 --> 00:20:26,224
♪ Girls do
what we like ♪
457
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:29,978
♪ We're taking
over tonight ♪
458
00:20:30,186 --> 00:20:32,814
♪ Taking over tonight ♪
459
00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:38,194
Duck!
460
00:20:44,784 --> 00:20:46,035
Thank you!
461
00:20:46,202 --> 00:20:47,996
We'll be here all night!
462
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:49,622
Deal with it, zombie idiots!
463
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:51,916
Pines! Pines!
464
00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:53,209
Pines! Pines!
465
00:20:56,504 --> 00:20:57,964
I'm sorry about this, guys.
466
00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:59,883
I totally ruined everything.
467
00:21:00,091 --> 00:21:01,551
Dipper, are you kidding me?
468
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:03,887
I got to sing karaoke
with my two favorite
469
00:21:04,095 --> 00:21:05,263
people in the world.
470
00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:07,557
No party could ever top that.
471
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:10,226
Kids, listen,
this town is crazy.
472
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:11,895
So you need to be careful.
473
00:21:12,103 --> 00:21:13,396
I don't know
what I'd do with myself
474
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:14,981
if you got hurt on my watch.
475
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:17,275
I'll let you hold
onto that spooky journal
476
00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:19,194
as long as you promise me
you'll only use it
477
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:22,238
for self-defense
and not go looking for trouble.
478
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,282
Okay, as long as you promise me
479
00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:26,534
that you don't have
any other bombshell secrets
480
00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:28,286
about this town.
481
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:29,329
Promise.
482
00:21:29,537 --> 00:21:30,663
Promise.
483
00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:33,666
Man, we have got
a lot of zombie damage
484
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:34,918
to clean up.
485
00:21:35,126 --> 00:21:36,127
Where's my handyman anyway?
486
00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:38,922
Brains! Brains!
487
00:21:39,130 --> 00:21:40,048
Holy Moses!
488
00:21:40,256 --> 00:21:41,925
Wait!
489
00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:43,927
There's a page in here about
curing zombification.
490
00:21:44,135 --> 00:21:45,929
It's gonna
take a lot of formaldehyde.
491
00:21:46,137 --> 00:21:47,514
Ooh, and cinnamon.
492
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,015
Come on, Soos, let's fix you up.
493
00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:51,309
Brains! Brains!
494
00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:52,519
Soos, cut it out!
495
00:21:52,727 --> 00:21:53,770
Sorry, dude.
496
00:21:53,978 --> 00:21:55,438
I can't believe it.
497
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:56,731
All this time
the author's secrets
498
00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:58,441
were hiding in plain sight.
499
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,819
A whole new chapter
of mysteries to explore.
500
00:22:05,156 --> 00:22:06,491
That was insane.
501
00:22:06,699 --> 00:22:08,117
I've never seen
anything like it.
502
00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:09,452
Who do we report to?
503
00:22:12,288 --> 00:22:14,165
This is bigger than we imagined.
504
00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:16,042
We need to bring in
the big guns.
505
00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:17,502
But they'll never believe us.
506
00:22:17,710 --> 00:22:19,170
Then we'll make them believe us.
507
00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:21,965
This is the town
we've been searching for.
508
00:22:22,173 --> 00:22:23,758
Ba-- Ba-- Bam.
509
00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:25,426
Another zombie!
510
00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:26,803
Drop your weapon!
Drop your weapon!
511
00:22:28,471 --> 00:22:29,681
Oh, okay, it's just--
512
00:22:29,889 --> 00:22:31,474
Who is that guy?
A very ugly man.
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