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All right, ma 'am, please come through.

Ma 'am, do you have anything metal that you'd like to take off?

I'm so sorry. I forgot to take off my bracelet.

Don't worry. Let me just step back through.

All right, come back through, ma 'am.

I'm really sorry.

Seriously, put all of my jewelry in the tray. I have no idea what it could be.

All right, ma 'am. If you don't mind, I'm going to have you step over here.

Airport policy states that if you set up a military twice, I have to physically

risk you.

It's not a problem at all.

You're just doing your job.

I really don't mind, though.

You can risk me anywhere you need to.

I apologize for the inconvenience, but you've got to be kidding me. Come on.

do know I have somewhere to be.

I apologize, but we're short -staffed at this checkpoint.

You want me with your flight?

This will only take a moment.

I'll be right back, dude.

Matt, this way.

Every time at the airport, something like this happens.

Always fucking something, man.

You got better staff in here.

My bra?

Oh, my God, I didn't even think of that.

Yes, ma 'am. Well, sometimes bra clasps have metal in them that sets off the

detector. That should do for now.

Oh, well, are you sure you want to check me again? I mean, just in case I

have anything else on me?

Um, that won't be necessary.

I insist.

airport security is a huge passion of mine.

Never

be

too sure.

Be really thorough.

I've got to go check on you.

Yeah.

I've got to

start to roll around.

Mm -hmm.

I'm left hiding something.

um um

It's been a while.

Come on.

What did the cold up?

Some woman kept setting off the detectors, so they brought her back

frisk her, I think.

Better save them.

What is he doing, like a full cavity search or something?

Probably.

How long did it take him?

Oh, hey, excuse me, guard. That's not my face. I can't just let you through.

Look, the guard that was just here, he disappeared.

Yeah, with some passage, he was freaking or something.

All right, hold on.

Let me see what the holdup is.

Whoa, whoa, what are you doing?

Don't tell the boss.

You didn't tell me you had such a handsome co -worker.

You know, the only thing I like better than a man in uniform is human in

uniform.

You're getting it back to your face.

You have a line full of passengers that are getting really frustrated.

And here I thought you were coming to join in on the fun.

Are you serious, lady?

Why not?

More than marry her.

Is she fucking serious?

Man, these chickies are down.

I've never had a threesome before.

That's what I'm saying. There's no chance.

What about the passengers waiting in security?

You're right.

Go for it.

Mmm. Mmm.

She is dying.

She's super dying. I told

my father I wouldn't take this fucking airline again,

man. Every time. Yeah, I hear you, man.

They've been late a few times now.

Every single time.

Damn shit every fucking time.

Fucking bullshit.

Fucking crazy.

You know what?

Fuck that. I'm going to go see what's going on. This is bullshit.

Yeah, go for it.

I don't think you should do that, though. Isn't that a federal crime?

I mean, look, like, you're not supposed to go through that barrier without going

through security.

But leaving a book?

Yeah, you know what?

You guys just relax. I'm not going to fucking trespass or anything like that.

I'm just going to give them the books on my mind. This is bullshit.

Fuck.

Holy shit, you guys are going to check this out.

Are you serious?

You're not supposed to pass a barricade.

You're not supposed to do this.

Look, you weren't waiting that long.

And honestly, what's the rush?

Your flight doesn't really board for a few hours anyway. So instead of

your thumbs, why don't you just turn up? Wait, are you serious?

Well, you might want to consider...

Getting back in your passenger's good graces again, especially after you

abandoned your plug for so long.

All right, boy.

You're right.

Come join in. Let's make it a gangbang.

Yeah. Let's do it. All right, yeah.

Come over here.

There you go. There you go.

now.

That's it. That's what I'm talking about.

Get in there.

Mmm.

Mmm. Look at that.

I'm going to press the egg like this.

Want to get fucking?

Yeah.

That's a good one. That's what we're talking about.

Get in there.

Yes.

There you go.

I'm sorry.

Yeah,

you want me to start up all of these dicks?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's not.

Am I making it up, boys?

Oh, my

God.

Come here, Will.

because you talk.

Come on, let's go. I got you.

I got you.

What do you say, boys? Want to go to do a little ride?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, come here, girl.

Come here. Hold on to me.

Hold on to me.

Mm -hmm.

I'm going to fuck you. I'm going to pass you to the next one.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Here you go.

The boys are coming in.

Yes, I see.

I hope.

Thank you.

Come here.

There you go.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Yes.

That's better.

Mm -hmm.

the next.

That's interesting.

Thank you.

Get.

I'm sorry.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'm just...

Just get up.

I need that calm.

I want you to cover my pretty face. Please.

Ah, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck,

yes. It's just what I fucking need in every single last fucking job.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh,

fuck, yes.

Yeah, yeah, yes, yes.

Fuck.

Fuck, yes.

Fuck, I love console so much.

So, we can head straight to the gate now, right?

No. We have protocols.

You have to go through security like everybody else.

She's already been free.

Rest of y 'all back in line.

Get dressed.

All right, let's do it. I want to miss the flight. Yeah, let's go, let's go,

let's go.

Thanks, boys.

See you on the flight.

Keep on, gentlemen.

Get dressed. Do security.