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This is the thing, is it? The miracle drug.

So you just take it and then we'll see. Are you going to pop

back in a minute?

No, everything's here.

Yeah, so it's fine, it's very professional, you just take it and then

watch you do it here.

Sorry, what do you mean watch me do it?

You know, watch the effects.

We've got to like try it out ourselves.

Yeah, we need to see every single bit of it so we know where we're going with

it.

But my understanding is this is for sort of erections.

Yeah, that's what we're hoping to see and stuff, so yeah.

I think I've got the wrong end of the stick here. No, no, no, it's fine. We're

all so hoping to see.

Yeah, so we just see how it... I mean, I just dip into the other room. No, no,

no, it's fine. You can wait here, and then, yeah, what we'll do, you'll take

that, and then, obviously, you'll get a bit undressed.

Get a bit undressed? What, in front of you two?

Yeah, it's fine. We're professionals, so it's... We've seen it all before. Yeah.

All drugs have to be tested like this, so... Well, you might be a professional,

but I'm not.

It's fine. You know.

It's fine.

Don't feel uncomfortable or anything. We'll make you feel fine.

So you're expecting me to take two of these and then take my clothes off?

Yeah.

It's not difficult. You'll be alright. It's fine. Everything will be fine.

Every drug that has to be tested, you have to see. If you were to go into the

toilet, something could happen and we'd miss it.

So we need to know exactly everything that happened.

Oh, bloody hell, I didn't tell you that.

Sorry, it's fine.

It's the first time for everything. Take two, yeah.

Two? Two.

Doesn't that be an overkill?

Yeah,

different men, you know.

Different men?

So how is it feeling? Is it growing, do you think? I can't see anything.

Well, yes.

How's it feeling, is it?

Yeah,

I can feel a little bit of a tingling, yeah. Yeah? Yeah.

Good. No, like, pain or anything like that? Oh, no, no, no. Definitely no

Okay. I don't know how you'd normally use these, so maybe just

touch them.

Yeah. Touch them?

Yeah.

Honestly,

it's fine. It's fine. It will be fine.

Oh gosh.

We're all in the same boat.

Except the work's out of my mouth.

Yeah. We're just as shocked as you.

First time's everything.

So we just have to... Yep.

You just have to carry that on and it will see the effect. It looks like it's

getting better.

It's all fine. This is all for medical... Yeah, it's all just... Yeah.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah.

This is all professional, so... I think it's going to be fine. Yeah. And

it helps. Relax and do whatever you've got to do.

Yeah,

it looks pretty much there, I think.

Sorry, I have one.

Sorry!

Sorry!

We've written it down, the instructions of what will and could happen.

We probably should have measured it before and after, shouldn't we?

Well, you can see.

It's quite like the outfits you've got on, actually.

Yeah, they're mandatory, so you have to wear these sort of stuff. It keeps it

up.

That should be enough for you.

That seems to be going faster. Good.

That's great. It's exactly what we need.

Okie dokie.

Do you feel any different now?

I do.

Ok, good.

That's great.

It shouldn't be too long now. I should just do it as a course.

I think you're getting there.

Yeah.

And you're going to be staring the whole time. Yeah, we're really sorry.

We literally just have to do this. And obviously you're our first person in to

try this and do this in this whole surgery.

So, yeah.

You're doing great so far.

You're doing absolutely fine.

It seems to be working.

Yeah, yeah. It's really great.

So, a bit successful with this one.

Yeah. Hopefully.

These have like, they make your penis grow quite big as well. Like, they

help. Yeah. When you get an erection.

So, it helps. It helps, yeah.

And then it could make it, you know, I don't know if you, well, but we'll see.

Yeah. We can see the reaction now. Yeah. Everything's fine.

But yeah, so... Sorry.

It could be quite daunting if someone's watching.

Yeah, it must be. But we've got to watch and make sure.

Yeah. For some people, I think other people might enjoy this. I think it is

having an effect, though.

That's good.