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Chief.

Is your name really Del?

Should I order you?

Why did I do... I keep leaving the room on

accident.

I keep tapping the wrong thing.

My anorexic Christmas tree. It was $20.

I wasn't expecting the best or anything.

I like this left.

It's working for me.

Or are you just mad because it's obscuring?

The fluff is just carrying them off.

That sounds really good.

I think that looks really good.

Thank you,

where are you hold on?

I really want to ask my roommate if there are any cold Dr.

Peppers, but I don't want to go out there in this outfit, so I'm conflicted.

Hold on.

I'll just say, like, don't come in, but are there Dr. Peppers?

I'll peek my head out. Hold on.

Got one!

Yeah, they know but like I feel uncomfortable just coming out with my

ass Fluffy whatever this is I have to get

my nipples hard, I have to show my ass a lot, I have to make a camel toe

Can I make a camel toe with this?

I'll do Fredgy.

Oh, that's so lewd.

Oh, I do have rum.

Maybe I'll try that sometime.

It's white rum, though.

Uh,

well, they're a couple.

So...

I mean, maybe it would be okay if I went out there in front of the girl.

But if I went out in front of the guy, it might be... You know.

I don't think I need to elaborate.

Oh my god.

Oh god, I don't even know how to do this.

Is this an outfit?

I'm gonna need a photo.

Maybe. Or I'll figure it out.

Uh... Maybe... I think my legs go

through... here?

Oh, thank you, Sue.

Oh my god, this is nothing. This isn't even an outfit.

What is happening?

I know.

Like that?

Okay,

I think I did it.

Is this gonna stay open for me?

You don't need to buy a ticket if you don't want to.

It's just a nice thing to do if you feel like it.

It's funny you say that because this sort of minimalism offers no support.

Yeah.

Oh, actually.

I think my nipples are erect, so it's helping it stay.

Thank you, Smooth.

Who would you like to give it to?

We can give it away randomly.

It'll be like a guessing game.

Thank you.

I'll just flip it.

I think this side has better traction.

Thank you!

Dan!

Dan Lin, you got a ticket.

Yeah, I'm not nude.

What are you talking about?

Thank you!

Okay, this one.

Zit, is this for a random person too?

Thank you guys.

I sounded very Kardashian -like just now, didn't I? Thank you guys.

It's betraying me.

I posted a piece of art I did on Instagram of another Chatterbait model,

and I had to censor her areola.

The nipples.

I had to pixel them out because I read a thread online from other artists who

have posted.

nude illustrations, even though in the TOS it says that you can post nude art.

But they'll post nude illustrations and get flagged.

But anyway, I think I have a tiny, I think I have it around here if you guys

want to see her nipples.

Unless I throw it out like I do.

Oh, I can't find it.

Oh no wait, I have nipples.

Nipples.

Which is like exactly what you thought it would look like.

Nipples.

Nipples.

I wanted to try Shutterfly because they're cheap.

I wanted to see if I could start making prints.

I don't know if you guys can tell, but this isn't like very good quality.

I'll try something else some other time.

Thank you!

Thank you, Charmer.

Why did I type all that?

I guess because I was near the keyboard.

Yeah, and then I'm drawing another model.

For her birthday or it was supposed to be for her birthday, but I'm taking

forever Because I suck and

I want to make a print of it and send it to her in the mail

Oh, I know Moth. I think Moth was my first cam crush from like

2013.

It was when I wasn't even broadcasting on the site, but people would come in my

room on another site, on a separate site. They would ask me if I'd seen her

Shatterbait.

And then I went to see her, and I was obsessed.

So I have,

yeah,

that's what the gift card amount is at right now. So everyone who doesn't know

what I'm doing, type tickets because I'm about to give away.

We're about to give away two tickets.

Okay?

About to give away two.

So just to give you guys an oral explanation, if you can't or don't want

pipe tickets,

On Christmas Day, I'm giving out an Amazon gift card for $225 at least.

This amount might go up.

And you can only buy tickets for other people.

So if someone tips 252 tokens in here, it's to buy someone a ticket.

And there are two in here who decided to give it away to a random person. So

that's what we're going to do right now.

Two random people can get entered to win that.

Yeah, Titus.

I think I saw her when she first started camming and everyone... I don't know,

she was new and everyone kept telling me to go check her out.

Okay, I'm unsilencing Graves.

So Grace can participate.

Dang it. Boss.

Um,

Edith? I don't know what happened.

Oh, wait. Yeah, I do. But I'm not allowed.

Okay guys, I'm giving away the first ticket

Um, I've written down an animal on a post -it note. Whoever guesses the

first gets the ticket.

Don't add me on Snapchat.

Beaver, that's a good one.

Hey, that was quick. It was monkey.

Would you like to accept?

Love.

It was loves to look for.

So make sure you check back here on or around Christmas to see

if you won.

Okay.

Next one.

You have to think of another animal.

It's not a raffle.

It's not.

It's a paffle.

Similar but not the same.

Sorry,

I'm still trying to think of an animal. I don't know why this is happening.

Okay, I got it. I got the animal.

You guys can start guessing now. First person to guess gets the ticket.

Is there no Amazon in Germany?

Because I could just go to the German Amazon website and buy it.

As far as I know, it doesn't matter where in the world you are so long as

buy the gift card on...

that country's Amazon site, and then it will convert the currency.

Okay, let's see. Reindeer.

That would have been seasonally appropriate.

But no, not reindeer.

This one might be hard, you guys.

Ooh,

porcupine.

I like it, but no I

haven't

seen it yet

Some of you are close, though.

Should I give you guys a hint?

Oh, Parrot. It was Parrot Zid. I think you got it.

Was this the first person to type parrot?

That was the first time I saw it, but you guys can check for me because I've

been around before.

Making teeth fat.

I love Monkey Island.

I've...

Outwitted the pirate LeChuck many a time.

Evil pirate LeChuck. Okay.

So it was Zid, right?

I'm going to write down Zid, but... Zid -ish.

But if I'm wrong, I'll correct it.

Thank you.

Hello, Prince.

It's something like an outfit, sure.

Oh, I'm calling it an outfit.

Thank you.

We're about to give Bob a cold.

Hi, Jeff.

Have a good day, Jeff.

That was the last time I had colored hair. Yeah, when it was green.

Oh, no, wait, that's not true.

I had violet hair.

2012, I think I was 19.

Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Oh my god!

Thank you!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Oh my god, you guys!

You guys, the prize for the sweeps is now bigger!

$250.

So if you've been entered, if someone has given you a ticket or if you've won

ticket, the prize is now $250.

Thank you.

Oh, I have no idea, Charmer.

I honestly don't know a whole lot about OnlyFans, but to me it just looks like

sexy Twitter.

Well, Twitter is already sexy, but you know.

Sexier Twitter, because you're being paid.

So you really put it all out there.

Okay, Babs.

I hope you enjoyed your dill taco. I'm getting it tonight.

I am.

I'll post it on Twitter.

Bye.

A glimpse.

I mean, you said please, please.

Glimpse.

I like how Potato is like, no, Logan, but I did it.

Oh, the goal is reached.

Aw, it doesn't play.

I tried to add that cute thing from Twitter.

Okay.

I'm turning off Graves.

Let me go get lotion and ice.

I'll be right back.

Oh wait, I need a robe or something.

Fuck.

One of the many downsides of not

living alone any longer is that I can't just walk out of my room naked.

But my rent is cheap.

My rent is 400 bucks, you guys.

It's amazing.

I did some voice acting for someone.

It's only one time, though. I'd be open to doing it again.

Okay, I'll be right back.

Okay, Prince.

Did you guys hear any of that?

Had a little conversation.

Okay.

I'm never sure what the mic can pick up. It's a pretty good mic, but I don't

know how far it reaches.

I haven't even opened my doctor pad yet.

Oh, thank you for reading the bio.

Or the bayou.

As my captioning would put it.

Thank you.

Oh, that's so corny.

Okay, I have CeraVe.

Thank you.

Thank you.

What if I already do have them, Tyler?

Then what?

Californians are moving to Idaho?

I love Idaho.

Well, I love Boise.

I like the foothill there.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I don't, Tyra.

But if I were to, I would, uh, I don't think it would be the best.

If I see it.

Holy.

It's so cool.

Thank you.

No, okay.

I'm nowhere near Chicago.

I love Chicago though.

I don't know about this music though.

My playlist took a turn.

I'm gonna restart it.

No, Buddha man.

Thank you.

I really should fix my nails.

What if someone left me a thumbs down and they were like, I just...

I couldn't wink off with those messed up nails.

Get a manicure.

Okay.

You're getting a treat later.

Actually, no, you don't have any treats.

I don't know.

I'll let you outside for five minutes.

Thank you.

Okay, I think I was actually wearing it backwards last time. Let me see if...

Is this the way it goes?

Hello.

Butter. I'm not toast.

Okay, I don't think it actually matters how you wear it.

Big fan.

Sort of.

I didn't really get you in the later seasons.

What? How did I even put this on before?

Perfect. I'm modern.

Ooh, my pen.

I want some breakfast.

Thank you.

My mother.

Oh God, this is such a skippy outfit that the fatty can see my brain in it.

How are the man boobs doing?

I did that once on a date, and it was alcohol. It hurt really bad. I was

a cocktail, and he made me laugh, and I just started choking, and it was coming

out of my nose.

And I tried to tell him, I was doing this, and I was like, don't look, look

away, look away, in the middle of coughing fit.

He kept looking.

There was not a second date.

he's very alarmed

thank you

do you mean they're

they're less firm or they're not

I'm actually, I don't want to like kill the illusion for you right now, Dick.

I will say that I am often horny and pretty open about that horniness, but

not horny today.

I don't know. It's just not, it's just not happening. It's not one of those

days. Sometimes I have days where I wake up and I have to masturbate instantly.

Today wasn't one of those.

Oh, so you have boppers.

I don't know what the goal should be. What should the goal be?

No party.

Do you guys have ideas?

I could do some nude bending over.

Or I still have eyes.

Thank you.

I love that I'm so...

Why

don't you tip and ask me again, Bugs?

Really, Fatty?

Um, I had a fat ex who's really good in bed, and sometimes I get turned on

if the person in some pornography I'm watching has a

similar build to him.

He, like, brainwashed me.

Thank you so much, Vlad.

Yeah, my camera information, it should have just popped up in chat for you,

iMac, but you can also read about it in my bio.

I sold my desktop computer and all of my previous streaming equipment just to

buy this camera.

Thank you.

Um, maybe, Fatty? not too much though it depends on like your height and build

overall like how broad you are your shoulders and stuff like you have a

preference thank you

I'll tell you later, party.

If you remind me.

Thank you.

Looks like Ron Jeremy. What does he look like?

Nowadays. I don't think he looks like him.

When I think of Ron Jeremy, I think of someone who has, like, a stouter build,

you know?

Like, the fat isn't proportioned all that evenly.

I don't know. I've honestly never been in a sexual relationship with someone

who's considered good looking or like fit.

So I don't know if it would even make a difference for me.

If I had sex with a super hot fit dude.

Like, I don't know if I would cum more easily.

I doubt it.

Not because I wouldn't mind it, but just because... That's not, like, where my

brain is when I'm having sex.

I'm only visual to an extent.

I'm more turned on by, um...

Like attitude and technique Like I said, I don't know

I'll go have sex with some with some Jim bro, and I'll let you guys know if it

made a difference If I was like, oh, yeah that six -pack and then I just

instantly blow it all over his Jim bro cock

How to don't do good in bed.

No.

Can't be true.

I think that my trainer in the Midwest is just super hot and no one agrees with

me.

I was like, oh my god, he's so hot.

No one thought so.

But if I had sex with him, maybe.

Maybe I would have been like, I'm converted.

I'll only date white leopards now.

That phrasing, Vlad.

Fuck the woman's mind.

This link is not working.

No, he got married, I think.

He's married.

I wasn't about to be a homewrecker.

And although I wouldn't have any kind of bragging rights, even if he weren't

married, I couldn't tell all my friends, like, I had sex with this super hot guy

because I showed them a picture and they were like, no, Bill, he's not

that hot.

I think I have bad taste.

Thank you.

So there was a lineup of all of the gym employees.

It was a group photo.

All of the men were in it.

And I...

I asked them to guess which one was my trainer, and they all guessed this one.

Who supposedly, out of all of them, was the hottest.

I thought he was the least hot.

They picked my trainer last!

Thank you, guys.

Your picture?

I am safe.

No, it wasn't even that he was particularly smart. It's just like when

him, he came out of his office. He like turned the corner and I was like, fuck,

fuck, fuck, fuck. I just was very partial to his features.

And he was also pretty unsafe, obviously. He was a trainer. So he was

He had a nice jawline. I like the shape of his eyes.

I like his cheekbones. I don't know. He just did it for me.

But maybe my taste is unconventional.

Thank you.

Maybe he was, like, weird looking.

Mm -hmm.

Right, so maybe all of the men I've slept with are actually super hot.

And I didn't know because I had, like, opposite tastes.

Thank you.

Thank you, Mr. Hendricks.

Wait, so you want me to show the chat pictures of you, actually?

I only have...

one other person who comes in here after that well he doesn't come in here

anymore but he would always try to make me show the room pictures of his penis

and him in like underwear thank you

that's true I don't even know what I'm doing for goal

yet

And he's a fan club.

Are you?

Cheese joined his own fan club.

I don't know, I have to show you a video actually.

Oh, my phone's not here.

But he was doing that thing that cats do where they, they claw at windows, or

basically just any glass surface, so it was a mirror.

So he was like doing this to his reflection.

It was cute.

Should I, Patty?

Should I just do the same thing I did with that trainer and just pass your

around?

Yeah.

What was that noise I just made?

Hmm, James?

I might actually have one that I found last night and was giving away.

But it's a recording.

of a previous broadcast.

I'm not sure if you have it.

It's a masturbation video.

Thank you.

Do you have any videos of mine?

The problem is that I no longer have the hard drive that had videos, but I do

have a Google Drive with a folder for some videos.

So I can take one from there.

How many of you would like a masturbation video?

Because I could do like a quick little video style thing that I did last night.

If you got it last night, or if you're in a minion don't try to get it you

already have it

It's

technically am like a hidden show recording from

last year

Uh, how many people? It's like seven people.

Famous deal.

Okay. Oh, cool. Thank you.

Let me get that link for you.

It's a Google Drive download thingy, jig.

Drive .google .com.

Thank you.

Give me a second.

I have socks on on it.

I'm going to PM you guys the link.

Okay, nearly got a PM.

James, you're going to get a PM.

And you got it.

You have it, Tato.

It's in the Thin Minion folder. I'm wearing socks and...

I think I had red lights on.

Thin Minions get... all of the videos in that folder.

So if... How many videos are in that folder right now?

Let me look.

So if you just join Senate Minions, you'll get the entire folder.

Let me see, there's... How many items

are in here?

Does anyone know off the top of their head?

3, 6, 9, 12...

32 video?

I know.

My outfit isn't really doing its job.

No, they're all polo.

Thank you, Fallen.

I just panned you, Fallon. Rip!

Hello.

I just panned you.

So now four people have gotten it? Okay.

Thank you.

I'm a rough boy.

Thank you, love.

Why, this is... Hold on, I'm going to change the

music.

Why do I do this?

Why do I put on these playlists?

Thank you.

What do we want?

I have 80s.

80s is always fun.

I have like 90s alternative grunge stuff

or... Hmm.

I have a lot.

Thank you.

I have rap.

We could just keep this on.

Sorry.

Oh, cool, Outcome. Okay.

I will do that.

Love. I'm PMing you right now.

And Outcome.

Outcome, would you like it?

I know you do.

Oh my gosh.

Outcome.

Thank you.

Outcome, you get like 32 videos.

Thank you.

I need your email address so I can send it to you.

There's a whole folder.

With me coming in more or less the same way. I mean, sometimes I bend over.

But most of the time it's just like spread wide open.

You know.

Okay, cool. Thank you.

I really appreciate it, outcome.

And that ticket was for Phoenix.

Okay.

Oh, Lay!

Oh,

James!

Okay, James, I already know your email, I think.

How long?

You got it.

Then I'm just going to PM you the link.

Thank you.

Perfect, James.

Thank you so much.

Thank you, Dee.

I'm losing track now.

Okay.

I think... Who's got the video so far?

Got Neely.

James.

Thank you, Olive.

I don't think I thanked you.

Fallen.

Rip.

Love.

Lay.

That's a six.

Seven was good.

Thank you. Into 8.

Okay, Into, I'm actually going to PM you the link, if that's okay.

Is there anyone I missed?

I've been sending PMs with the download link in it.

Cool! Thank you, Splendor.

My go -to style?

Honestly, I couldn't tell you. It depends on my mood.

I will say that the one thing that I do listen to usually

when I'm working out or when I'm trying to get excited for something is always

like hip -hop, pop, stuff in that genre,

or like rap.

And I don't really listen to it on stream because of how polarizing it is.

But yeah, like if I'm maybe getting ready to go out or if I'm

doing a fast -paced workout, I might play like, I don't know, like something

like Cardi B.

But I won't listen to stuff like that on stream because I don't want people to

complain.

So it's kind of a...

situational preference.

Pose -y.

I actually have never listened to any of Puss in Boots.

Nor Travis Scott.

I mean, if you want to listen to my rap playlist.

I could put it on, but... Oh, I have like three.

I've got JPEG Mafia, Frank Ocean.

Flying Lotus is a silly rap. I mean, he did do some rapping in his earlier

stuff.

Kendrick Lamar, Tyler, the Creator, Vince Staples, A $AP Rocky.

It's A $AP Rock.

Denzel Curry.

Childish Gambino.

Oh yeah, those videos are pretty long in that folder.

Also, I'm going to write down both cinnaminions right now. I'm going to

down your email addresses just so I have it right in front of me and I can email

you as soon as I log off.

Otherwise, I'm really afraid I'll forget.

Who was that?

What was that?

I'm missing it. I'm scrolled up in chat.

Thank you.

Oh, Rod.

Okay. Deal over.

Deal over.

I'm actually sending...

the video in a p .m.

That's okay with you.

Bye, outcome.

I do have everything I need for the outcome.

I need to write down Taylor.

I need to write down Taylor's ticket.

Okay.

So, mid.

I'm sorry if I'm neglecting the chat.

It's kind of gone by really quickly for me.

Okay, I just PM'd you mid.

Rod, I'm sending you a PM.

Okay, Rod got a PM.

Osler?

your username you get a pian

you get a pian and you get a pian

okay

it's over it's over the video gone forever

Oh yeah, how big is that file?

It's pretty big. I think it's 4K.

I'm going to look at it right now.

Oh, okay, so it's 26 minutes long.

And I think it might be 4K.

Maybe I should disclose that.

Okay, Patty.

Did we decide what we're doing for goal?

What are we doing for goal?

I guess I could show off a bit.

For those who weren't in the room before and haven't seen my very modest outfit.

I'm basically a nun in this, I apologize

It's okay, James.

Maybe I should do more day streams.

I'm overdressed for this occasion.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Okay, I'll mix in some Daystream.

You can do days and evenings, or one or the other.

I don't actually have anything else to do.

Thank you, guys.

I have a whole folder of them that gets updated periodically, Rod. It goes to

Cineminions.

Information on that is down in my bio.

And it just showed up on the tip menu.

There are 32 videos in the folder right now.

And counting, basically.

I'm bound to add more.

Most of them are recordings, so I'll be honest.

Show recordings.

I haven't bought any ornaments yet.

But yeah, it's real toasty in here.

Hold on, let me get my fan. I have a tiny fan.

Much better.

Thank you so much.

Thank

you.

Welcome to the fold.

Enjoy your beverage.

You get a teacup emoji now.

Or a mug. I think it depends on what you're using to watch me.

Definitely feels pretty good. Thank you.

I don't know why. It's not like it's hot.

I'm here.

Thank you.

Oh, right. I think I already have your email.

Okay, I'll be right back.

Now you swear in Texas, Vegas, that you're not a dancing man.

Then you'll find you're not in Vegas with a handle in your

hand. Your black cars can make you money, so you'll hide them

when you're able.

In the land of milk and honey.

You must put them on the table.

Go back, Jack, do it again.

Heels up and round and round. Go back, Jack, do it again.

No, I didn't, James.

I will as soon as I get off, because I have to send you... I guess it's not

much to send in one go.

But I also need to send you my Snapchat, because Cinnamon is a good Snapchat.

Do you guys hear me?

I have to take this off first. I don't want to ruin my church clothes.

Yes, Jane.

Everyone who just became a cinnamon man, you'll get an email from me shortly

after I log off containing a Google Drive

folder and my Snapchat ID.

Got a hair in my butt.

That's attractive.

Thank you.

Did it work, funny?

Hey guys, does it work if you add a period?

Maybe I should delete the period if not.

Everyone type tickets with a period at the end and tell me if a message pops

No, but with the period.

Okay, cool. Thank you.

You smartass.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You can't, Rod?

Do you think I could send it to you some other way?

Maybe through mail big file?

Thank you for reading the bio.

It doesn't last?

Ugh. Damn. Okay.

I'll have to send it to you both via some other way.

Remind me to PM you guys after I'm done doing this.

I'm a soldier in the war on policy.

Oh,

you can be a pet. Why not?

Maximus.

Here, buddy.

My camera is going down much smaller.

It's bright.

Okay, love, then let me PM you.

Love them gonna write down your email really quick, and I'm gonna send it to

Later I can I can upload it to mail big file and send you

a download link that way and I'm hoping that works

It takes every kind of people.

Okay, we'll try that way then.

Thank you.

It might take a while because first it needs to upload onto the hosting site

before I can send you the download link.

I hope it works.

Oh,

Rob did

it. Hold on.

The 10 ,000 token tip thing is like this, I guess you could call it artsy

fun thing.

I think these glasses don't make me look like a teacher as much as my other ones

do.

Thank you.

Get ready.

I look very... Very

mature.

You learn to math just by seeing me. Pop quiz!

I'm trying to spread the lotion elsewhere because I don't want to sit in

seat with a super lotiony butt.

Perfect, Edgar.

Caught you thinking like that.

Let's go for that.

Because I still have ice here.

Although it is melting.

What the... Hello?

Hey. Thank you.

Knows that I got it, you panned it to me.

Thank you.

Yeah, my blinds are wide open, but I don't think you can see in here.

Let's see.

Yeah about that. I don't have any curtains.

I know what I want to do but it's not as fun.

Thank you.

I don't see anything.

Looks like it will fall out.

Try again later.

It is.

See?

I have no idea who you are.

Thank you!

Because you can't be actual peas.

He doesn't have opposable thumbs.

I thought you were a potato to be honest.

You could still be a potato.

Yeah, I thought it was like a joke on Twitter that you were doing, and then I

asked you.

Or no, wait, I think you asked me. You asked me who she was, and I was like,

it's not Kato.

Thank you, babe.

Thank you.

Thank you, baby. Thank you. Thank you.

Well, it's the motion, I think.

I do?

Oh, I do!

I'm studying.

Well, that's not much of a zoom.

No.

Um, it can't be Wolf.

He's, uh... Also,

he had to go through a lot to, um,

to make it so that he could purchase so much.

on his wolf account so it would just be you know

a lot of time and

effort that's not necessary

hugs

Now, I did have a black boyfriend when I was 18 and we tried but it wouldn't

fit. I'm not even making this up.

I tried, it wouldn't fit in my mouth either.

I did my best. I used my hand.

Oh my god, that's cool.

Thank you!

Bye, Slender.

Thank you so much.

I'm glad it worked out.

Got a problem with it, certified?

Hugs, we were just talking about you.

Looking awfully suspicious.

Coming in here right after someone mentioned that you might

have a secret identity.

Taco Bell.

I remember that.

Austin Power.

Wait, oh, do I know you in real life?

In real life as opposed to fake one.

No. Do I know you in person?

Are you Gimme, maybe?

I've never met Gimme, but I haven't seen Gimme in a long time.

You can't be vag, you type too well.

Oh yeah, when did I go to New Orleans?

Wasn't that 2016?

Thank you for reading the bio.

Debunked. It's holding for me.

Maybe one day, but I'm not really one to vacation in a place twice.

Just because I feel like I've been there, done that. I don't know.

Too many places to see, so little time.

I still crave three, so I got the banana pancakes with

peanut butter and

The stuffed French toast and the juice. So good.

Thank you.

No, I haven't.

I had po 'boys at a place I can't remember the name of. I also

had... Oh, gosh.

I wish I still had a list.

I can't remember all the places that I ate.

I just went to New Orleans to eat, you guys.

That was all I had interest in doing.

I've already had all of those things elsewhere, like not in New Orleans.

So I was more in New Orleans like... I

had beignets at that one place that everyone goes to. I thought it was just

okay.

Might be kind of a tourist trap.

Bourbon Street sucks.

Yeah.

I basically just went to New Orleans and I asked around.

I asked people where their favorite places to eat were.

And I went to those places.

Which is just what I do in every place.

Oh, this feels better.

An OnlyFan.

Yes.

I'm gonna write OnlyFan on this.

Well, first I'd have to scratch off what it already says.

It has like the brand name on it.

Branding.

figure it out.

Hi Lucifer.

Mother?

Uh, that sounds familiar.

Oh, another place I went to was Jack O' Milk.

I'm just going to be remembering restaurant names all night.

Oh, right.

Is that how you say it?

I might have said it wrong.

I had fish there.

So good.

I maybe would have gone there, though.

Especially because I was getting drunk.

I liked the Bombay Club.

They had really strong cocktails.

And the pianist there could play pretty much anything by ear.

You could go up to him and make a request, like any song you knew.

And he doesn't need to cheat music or anything.

That was cool.

I mean, it's not hot where I am, no, but the sun is streaming in

at me.

I didn't get any beads. I wasn't there doing Mardi Gras. I was like, uh, hard

stuff.

I actually have my ceiling fan. I could turn that on.

Okay. What?

There we go.

It's about to get real windy.

It looks like snow a little better.

Thank you.

I could always just turn the ISO down if the light is bothering anyone.

There are no rules, Jane.

I didn't know.

Oh,

you mean like chat -wise? I don't really respond to messages.

But I thought you meant like...

Like, if you can screenshot and stuff, I don't care about that. I'm, like,

barely ever on Snapchat.

Gotta tell ya.

I do post snaps.

But, like, maybe once every two weeks.

I have a tongue piercing, but I don't have my tongue ring in. It might have

closed, actually.

I haven't had my tongue ring in.

You can see the hole, though.

I'll put it back in eventually.